Lemonade

The Thing was misunderstood. The Velvet Underground was misunderstood. There is no redeeming quality about this game, now or in the future

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CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON???

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>Explains everything again but in a different way. JUST TELL ME, PLEASE TELL ME WHAT IS HAPPENING!!!

The alpaca makes sense in the context of the rest of the game that nobody played.

Did they actually and unironically sample Amazing Horse for this?

I felt physical pain watching vids of this game. How do you fuck up so spectacularly?

No, it doesn't, really. And I've actually finished the game.

>anything making sense in the context of the game

Mind explaining the gist of this game then?
I've seen plenty of people who've played it who don't follow the miles of shit pouring out of this game or whatever semblance of a plot it's trying to have.

>Jump from suicidal depression to lol so randumb
>Now have to play a 10 minute slow as fuck battle
Sure retard.

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Go home.

The game literally throws the entire plot away in the epilogue for the sake of hamfisting "muh ultra-deep philosophy"
And it's not even executed that well. And then the devs had the balls to include the MC from his previous game to give you a pep talk when you die against the final boss as a way of projecting his salt that it flopped tremendously.

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Alex you play as isn't the "real" Alex, he's just the concept of the "real" Alex who is on an LSD trip of self-discovery. Gold alpaca is just Alex coming close to a mental breakdown on his trip.

Oh right I forgot to mention that the final boss itself is entirely scripted, it is literally unbeatable no matter what you do. You have to kill in such a COOL AND QUIRKY WAY BY UNPLUGGING SOME SHIT IN THE BACK OF THE ROOM.

>indie game no one should have cared about
>turns into the worst game of the year

You have to be a tremendous fuck up to do this with an indie title. This shit was more offensive than Anthem

>I almost forgot the music
>now it's coming back in fragments
fuck you LEMONADE!

The final boss is shit because they ended up changing a lot of shit at the last second and couldn't change old stuff to accommodate it, the original plot of the game was more straightforward with proto Alex being the big bad and you just killed him with Essentia's help to save the realities. Then the developer after his Mom's death decided being able to kill the physical representation of your flaws in a fist fight was dumb and changed the ending and some elements of the plot to where certain characters are lying and it just doesn't work from a gameplay perspective.

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LEMONADE

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>three remastered versions
Holy fuck the hyperbole.

Ugh, he has my sympathies for his mom's death, but that decision completely defeated the purpose of what he was trying to do with Alex as a character.
He could've at least taken some time to adjust some of the changes, or even used his time off to allow others to give him feedback to see what he should do with it, but he's such a stubborn, arrogant cunt that he wouldn't take any of it into account anyway.
Honestly I don't think anyone would've thought it was the end of the world if he delayed it for a couple months longer despite how long it's been in development for.

Nah the new ending accomplishes the same thing, it's just less happy. The point of the scene which I think wasn't communicated very well is that countless Alex's have attempted to destroy their own failings and none have succeeded because that's impossible. Turning off the machine forced Alex to become a complete person again and face his own flaws, and proto alex never expected any of his alternate selves to do that because all of them are too selfish to give up their own existence as individual entities except for the one you play as.

I really think it's just an issue of gameplay, it's super unsatisfying to hit the boss to 1 hp after a series of joke bosses and be told "nope lol not dropping below 1 :)"

The best to come out of this game were the endless shitposting threads. I will miss it once its forgotten, kinda like some BODY posting or battleborn threads.

Yeah I'd be pretty pissed if I put a couple weeks into a game only for the last few bosses to be jokes and then having a completely scripted fight.
I will also agree that it wasn't communicated very well. It seems like he's able to get his explanations down on paper (even if it's done in such a way that's agonizing to the player) but he's not very good when it comes to show don't tell. At least from what I've seen anyways (I've at least seen a handful of scenes and the entirety of the epilogue).

I heard the dev said some cringy shit but honestly I kinda emphasize at least a bit. Imagine working on a passion project for years only to have people shit on it the second it comes out.

So did the Venezuelans who made Vallhalla actually like Yiik or were they forced to write this nonsense by a publisher?

Did anyone ever get the ending which involved the Dick Masterson malarky stuff you'd to do? I stopped playing around the mountain dungeon

it's funny how the game Yea Forums hates the most is the game I enjoy the most EVERY. SINGLE. YEAR.

for such a shit game it has a surprisingly alright soundtrack

Can someone explain the "lemonade" meme to me? What does it have to do with an alpaca? Is it just because they're both yellow? If it was called the "Lemonade Alpaca" I would get it, but I don't really understand as is. Or is there more to it?

they both have the same publisher

We are like 95% sure the developer is full of shit and it's not actually in the game but might be added when they do their limited physical release.

I definitely feel that, but I feel like a lot of it could have been avoided if he just listened to any constructive criticisms people might have had.

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Do not skim, and do not read the comments.

toby fox

vibrating with motion

>yellow and blue
what did they mean by this?

Probably the former. Indies have developed their own circlejerking clique where they promote each other no matter how bad a product may be. It’s why the bartender girl has appeared in a few other indie crossovers.
And the devs gushed about being promoted by Anita on her stream, so doubly fuck them.

You can't copy Japanese quirkiness

>And the devs gushed about being promoted by Anita on her stream
Somehow I thought it was a good idea to be fond of Venezuelans, thanks for snapping me out of it

Yes, and they plagarized a bunch of text too.
He's saying "ELIMINATE" but the sound quality is really bad and people assumed they were being so random, so they hear it as "lemonade". Look it up on youtube.

Yeah, everything surrounding this game is a mess. He doesn't deserve any sympathies nor praise juat because he tried.

>youtube.com/watch?v=2UIcy86Pbmg
what the fuck is this shit. i don't understand.

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Lemonade.