ICH WILL

>be happy for once
This is Yea Forums. Being happy is a bannable offense.

Wrong. Their twitter account said they’re using all of the original audio files

POST A FUCKING LINK TO THE VIDEO RETARD!!!

Look it up you spoonfeeding faggot

Yeah allright it was kinda cringy

What are the cut context they adding?

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I really hate how nowadays we have terms for sucking someone up your asshole

Isnt that just sad that you can describe that act in 2 words

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I hope it's on gog, otherwise I don't care

youtube.com/watch?v=DHMDrhBREXU

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>zoomer getting exposed

Uses original audio files but it dosen't mean they can't remove any of them.

Are they bringing back Invader Zim for this or is it a new voice?

I C H

W I L L

they kinda have to, the VA is literally making the movie as we speak so hes definitely on the market

Amerika was Rammstein's best
Prove me wrong, you cant

Normie get out.

The devs said they're using the lines recorded for the PS2 game.

Commies good
America bad
Alien singing Rammstein kills evil Nazi cop!
Yes goy yesssssasa

>all of the original audio files
>all
Learn to read dumbfuck.

>Germans are aliens
Does this mean that autism is something that came from aliens?

Black Nazi wymin is Nazi YAAAAAAAAAAs

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THQ nordic pretty much brings everything to gog so I think they will

squedjizelt

Sorry bro, but the real best song is right here
youtube.com/watch?v=cE6Wqnwv1to

Remain celibate.

>Flavor text for earth monkey's

Don't you have a streamer to donate to, user?

Morgenstern.

>Crypto shitposting to demoralize us humans

Don't worry user, when you get older you don't care what people make you out to be.

Verfehlung verfolgen
Verführung vergelten
Vergnügen verpönt
Verlogen und verwöhnt
Aus Versehen sich
An Kindern vergehen
Verbreiten und vermehren
Im Namen des Herren

the future is now old man

YAAAAAAAAAAAAS QUEEEEEEEEEEN
SLAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!
I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVVEEEE RAMMSTEIN AND THIS ALIEN KILLING EVIL NAZI COPS AND AMERICANS YAAAAAAAAAS I’LL PRE-ORDER IT NOWWWWW! :3

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>TFW an alien 1/3rd your height has four times your dick size

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calm down sperg

You are buying her game right anons?

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>Rammstein
>Washed up
They just released a new album and a song that has 58 million views on youtube alone.

>sonne
>du riechst so gut
>mann gegen mann
>rosenrot
>engel
>reise reise
>ich tu dir weh

Crypto is an equal-opportunity annihilator, fag

SHUT UP BIGOT!
HAVE SEX!

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he's got "the package"

youtube.com/watch?v=z0NfI2NeDHI

DU

She is a qt. porn when
Don’t give him attention user, its what he wants.

DU HAST

The game is literally called Destroy ALL Humans, faggot.

why does Violet hate her job so much, bros?

HAST YAAAAAAAAS

Amerika wasn't even the best song on Reise Reise

cool game but lame trailer

gravity cat not amused

All evil white humans that watch evil anti communist propaganda and have evil Nazi cops.

>cringe
commit homicide unto yourself.

*WHIRRRR* "NOOOO I NEED MY SAUSAGE NOT THE HAM" *WHIIRRRRR* *SCHLORP*

hallo reddit

Rammstein was always a shitty meme band.

>it's a sonybros call multiplat games PS2 games episode
I hate reruns.

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have bigot

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what are you even talking about?

This. Really fucking stupid trailer. I'm excited for the game but that shit was retarded, not even the music as much as crypto mouthing the lyrics

Watch the trailer again

this is your brain on /pol/

ok
spread em nigga

Dere

>what is Rosenrot

>people unironically defend Rammstein as good
it's time to grow up you can't live in the 00s pretending your shitty pop rock is worth anything.

and?

you mean the trailer that takes place in suburban white america when the actual game has multiple levels and makes no distinction between people? Is this your brain on /pol/? Or are you just determined to shitpost any decent announcement because youre a jaded bitch sitting in your chair who can't stand that other people are able to enjoy things when you can't?

Rammstein is just German buttrock that gets a pass because you don't immediately know the words and enables you to feel cultured and edgy

VIEL GEWEINT

>Aliens speak German

she looks like someone shadman would draw

WOAH
HE JUST PULLED HIS TRUMP CARD
HOW COULD I NOT SEE?
HOW DARE ANYONE EVER BE HOPEFUL ABOUT ANYTHING IN THE FUTURE

Can't wait to see her come back

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They know the language of the master race

more area 42 missions is what they mentioned, but that's all we know right now

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Even the new album has better songs than that

What would happen if they remade DaH2 with all the sexual innuendos Crypto makes to Natalya?

*germans speak furon
>CRYOTO, these humans seem to contain more pure amounts of furon DNA, making them more aggressive and prone to world domination.

I don't remember, doesn't she end up helping you or something at the end

Ich Will is my favorite because it's more to the point and even though I get their ""cryptic"" lyrics I mostly just don't like them

crypto, his saucer and pox ends up in the setting/world of the last game you played, what happens?

>that pic
has any jew ever jewed as jewishly before as the jew in that pic.

Based Germans

vocaroo.com/i/s1P9PPLWys0m

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She is the main villain and final boss of the first game.

>Is this your brain on /pol/
You know the answer to that

>EDF 5

Ouch.

why is thq nordic so based
>destroy all humans
>battle for bikini bottom
the only thing missing would be a remake of the pipeworks godzilla games

You do realize that communists were the villains of second game right?

War of the monsters is infinitely better

So is this remake going to have new mechanics/levels/humor or will it basically just be a new skin?

I don't find anything based in re-releasing games I already own.

Speaking ruins listening to rammestein

I only played the one where it also had that old movie on it with massive lobster

New mechanics and missions, they are going to use the original sound files.

German*

yes how dare good games get remakes and get a chance to be reintroduced to newer generations more easily
shit taste

They said they are going to put things that work in the sequels into the remake like the dash and I think you might be able to fly shot your weapons and use your abilities at the same time.

>the main villain is a ant-alien feminist trying to take over the world
I can see this causing a shitstorm.

I think you might be talking about the second game but I am not sure, was there a boss fight against a godzilla expy?

BfBB is like a 7 at best. I loved it when I was younger but it doesn't need a remake.

i hope they have better sound design for that electric gun
awesome, im gonna replay the old games now

>yes how dare good games get remakes and get a chance to be reintroduced to newer generations more easily
This but unironically.

someone should add the monster can

Only thing missing is a Gothic remake. Better yet a new game or atleast an RPG in that style.

incorrect

But what if the remake is an 8 or a 9?

The multiplayer makes it worth it.

>the VA is literally making the movie
What movie? wat

invader zim movie

the trailer is set on 1950s America when UFO conspiracies were popular.. You fucking retard

There were tons of different weapons and weird ideas that got scrapped. There was originally going to be a monster on the mothership that you feed by abducting humans like in the carnival level with the beauty pageant winner.

They're like 10 years too late for that to matter.

Ironically crypto and pox would "side" with EDF against the primers because no humans means no furon DNA and crypto would be out of the job.

There's only four principal actors in the original game (Grant Albrecht, Richard Horvitz, André Sogliuzzo and Nika Flutterman) that it would be insane levels of cheap by THQ not to bring them all back.

you could say the same about the incredibles 2 yet here we are

AHHH! LITTLE GREEN MEN!

You know, once this comes out on pc, people will extract the assets for this like gmod and SFM

>"No one gets to kill these monkeys except me!"

I am not green.

>Starcraft 2

Smacked down by the Protoss instantly.

FTL. Assuming this is before their mothership was destroyed, i think they'd have a chance.

oh hello vegeta

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What's funny is that the furons and the Cosmonaut enemy are both based on the greys, though the furons are shorter then humans while the Cosmonauts are giants. So it might be kind of awkward for crypto and pox once he blows the helmet off of one of them.

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Who fucking cares.

Great. I get to play the same game I played back then. How exciting.

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>using all of the original audio files

Wait what? No new voice acting? No new Grant Albrecht or Richard Horowitz lines? That's a load of bull

This, but unironically. They really don't make 'em like they used to. This is as good as it gets.

t. Armquist

Rammstein are a shit tier band that only edgy faggots like

>I can see this causing a shitstorm.
Only mouth breathing /pol/tards and hardcore reddit politicians care about that.

I just want to play a fun game.

Would unironically chill with boomer Furon. *sips*

why is that a bad thing

>edgy

lol

sssssh zoomer

I'm not a Zoomer. I said they were shit in 2005 and I'm saying they're shit now.

Sure go listen your faggy crap of homos.

>2005

Honestly is a bit lame they aren't making it a package deal. I'd rather them get remakes out of the way then make new stuff, honestly. I'm still pumped, but cautiously for the future.

Shut up fag

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Nigga, did you even play the second game? The USSR came to be because the Blisk tricked Lenin and co into falling for the Communism meme.

Wasn't every USSR leader also a blisk, including lenin?

Shut the fuck up you fun sucking faggot.

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If DaH1 remake is out early next year I wonder if we could get the DaH2 remake at the end of the year and then get a new game announcement sometime in 2021

Are they going to fix the Holobob? 2 especially had issues maintaining the illusion

Same games again and again. What's the point if you already know what's going to happen ? What's the point if I can play it right now ?

Probably gonna wait to see if 1 sells first.

Because last I checked DaH emulates like shit and I cant be bothered to plug in one of the PS2s and find a still functional controller to play it

Theres a port to PS4, but its supposed to be glitchy.

Don't get it, it crashes a lot and the health bar display glitches out

shit man that's an understatement, its more like Destroy all Progress when it crashes all the time

Maybe. I forget the exact number but apparently THQNordic has like 80 games in development

Why not?

Zoom zoom

Did anyone else get a boner hitting female NPCs with the probe gun and hearing them desperately try to hold in their shit?

Just me? Oh...

I did too, man.

Yea Forums here. Rammstein is for gay teenagers. Thanks.

I understand why people would not generally like Rammstein. I was a big fan in high school, but now I don't listen to them very often.

Study the "Berlin Wall", the divide between West Germany and East Germany, the control of the Soviets and deaths of East German martyrs. Then understand how Rammstein wrote music in secret for years under Soviet occupation. Listen to their Sehnsucht album.

Know that most Germans look at Rammstein the way that Americans see "white trash". Poor annunciation, shit grammar, and an odd dialect.

But you must, I repeat MUST understand the suppression of art under the Soviet occupation of East Germany during the cold war to understand why they are so edgy.

Cringe

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>Know that most Germans look at Rammstein the way that Americans see "white trash". Poor annunciation, shit grammar, and an odd dialect.
Total bullshit.

Go raise your false flag somewhere else, barnacle head

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That isn’t even close to how Germans see Rammstein.

Yea Forums is the most underage board on this site, even Yea Forums cant compete with you

this is true
what a shitty board

Weren't commies main enemies in DAH 2?

Yes, infact the communism turn out to be a creation of crab martians known as the blisk.

DaH is great but Rammstein fucking sucks.

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@465263221
no (you) 4 u 12 year old poster :^)

This. Rammstein had an open E riff once, and they've made it last for decades
Dull cunts

The view count is high because the new member and their outspoken politics caused a shitstorm. All of which was likely a marketing ploy to gave them a sales bump. It's entirely artificial.

Have sex.

ICH WILL

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Any news on a collector's edition?

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The official site has an option to choose what edition of the game you want to pre-order but the only one currently available is standard. They'll probably announce some sort of collector's edition closer to release.

>not Engel
youtube.com/watch?v=eSaa3vC_n2k

>BASED nordic saving and remastering old kino
>mutts and anglos on Yea Forums seething and calling them cucks.
Pathetic and predictable just accept that germanic gaming is, was and will remain the best gaming.

They should take out the majestic agents mind reading that spoils silhouette

I don't even like rammstein but the trailer was fucking hilarious faggot.

This is the only time I've ever been horrified by aliens/alien abduction. Only thing that'd make me think twice about begging to be taken.

I just assume every character with a full face mask and a voice modulator is a woman to begin with, and something relatively recent even played with that assumption. I appreciated the spoiler, it gave me something to look forward to, and they delivered.

Cringe music

That would be like a jew hanging out with a nazi

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what movie?

I AM NOT GREEN

DECADENT CAPITALIST WIZARD!

>MUH POLITICS
The most zoomer fucking thing imaginable.

>50's Suburbia "Waaaaagh why are there blacks"
>Why cant you kill blacks :(((

I wonder if they'll have stuff from Destroy all Humans 2, like the Meteor Strike Gun, or the ability to leech health and ammo from enemy vehicles.

holy fuck you are retaded ahaha

rammstein is just poor mans laibach

Someone answer this. I want to know too.

go to back to stasis Crypto

Reminder that after the 8ch shenanigans we can safely assume that all future THQ threads are made by literal shills and that any positive posts about the game are just paid opinions.

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Dilate /pol/ tranny

DU
DU HAST
DU HAST MICH

>Rammstein haters in 2019
holy shit I thought you guys died

I fucking hate games like this on Yea Forums because any criticism will just get spammed with ZOOMER ZOOMER ZOOMER ZOOOM TIDE PODS and any praise will get spammed with CRACKS SIP BOOM BOOM BOOMER GRAMPS
the fucking boomer edits on this are cringeworthy as all hell. Reminds me of the DMCV reveal/release. Just autistic spam because "le \v\ culture" shit.
fuck.

Yikes

It didn't originally release on PC.

How based will it be.

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keep crying barnacle head

Fire in the Sky

Does this mean commie bashing will actually make a come back? I'm sick to death of Nazi bashing when Commies killed many more people

How did you come to that conclusion based on the fact they posted on cripplechan?

Millennial monkey spotted.

>Just autistic spam because "le \v\ culture" shit.

To be fair, Yea Forums's been like this for a long while now. Remember the times when "Rustled Jimmies" was all over Yea Forums?

They obviously have employees active on the chans which you are no doubt 1 of asking such stupid questions in an effort to deflect.
kys shill

The second game was the one where you killed commies, this new thing is a remake of the first game.

I liked the mother more.

the trailer was fun fuck you guys

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Fires in the sky

I don't know there is a way to respond without you calling me a shill, but I will say I am pretty sure almost every big developer have employees posting here, not all of them shills.
Some people are just excited for Destroy All Humans while not one of the most popular games, has had a decent audience over the years.

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Die you post fun zoomer, die die die die die

>Rammstein
>in the 50s

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I'm just shitposting bro. You're cool though, i like you.

the game had cops and soldiers spewing hip hop then saying "Wrong Decade"

If they do a remake of Destroy all Humans 2 after this, I wonder if they'll still have the rights to all the licensed songs they used in that game.

youtube.com/watch?v=ANSqJp_8PUk

I actually miss that.

Destroy All Whites

So do I, I'm just saying that silly "Yea Forums culture" stuff has been on Yea Forums for ages. I do prefer older Yea Forums culture over current Yea Forums culture, though.

DAH was one of those games I saw a demo of in my youth but didn't really discover until years later. I remember playing it in a kiosk in a Play and Trade (if that was common thing, I was in Idaho at the time) and had a blast. I had a fear of aliens (still kind of do) but I overlooked it because the demo was so fun. It was the Rockwell one so I remember the road up to the carnival vividly. I didn't know what to do so I shot a guy and then my mom pulled me away telling me we had to go somewhere else and that I've been in there too long.
Good times. I later saw it in one of my brother's old Nintendo Power mags like a year later.

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There is no need to be upset

le monkey face

>t-they said so!!! They couldnt posibly lie!!!!
Retard. That doesnt confirm that they will not cut lines they dont like or want. Dont be so guillible

i blame waifu faggotry for running the old Yea Forums userbase off. yes it was always here but it went overboard in like '13/'14

WHY THE FUCK ARE HIS EYES RED CRYPTOS EYES ARE BLACK THQ SUCKS I KNEW THEYD FUCK THIS UP

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I used to get a PS2 magazine that came with playable demos, and I remember that one of the demo discs had a demo for Destroy all Humans 2, in the UK level.

new mutation in the same vein as 'The Package'

It was only black in one game, every game afterwards went with Red

There's no new member. Where did you get that shit from? They've always been political, too. I can see their politics and theatrics getting a bigger response now than before, but they're basically the same, but worse now. I don't like the new album. Only liked about half of Liebe Ist Für Alle Da.

autism

I remember renting from hollywood video and beating it over the course of a weekend. But I don't remember jack shit about the game.

Also what's with all these old games coming back? Bigger question, why the fuck is there a fucking politically motivated minority just seething posting about hating old shit?

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This post just reminded me of that "SONIC'S EYES ARE GREEN REEEEEEE" video from back when Sonic 4 was announced.

Hahaha, seethe more you sensitive cuck

it's a return back to where the companies strayed from the path, to undo the mistakes and missteps they made that lead them to the industry today. if they force the leftist retards working in the industry to painstakingly recreate every little detail and design then they'll maybe learn to make a game and not a fucking movie game.

Because its cheaper than making a game from scratch, instead of actually creating they just shovel the same shit out the doors again and again

I hope the carnival rebuilds itself after you complete the mission where you destroy it.

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Did THQ Nordic announce its third big game today?

I like the new design of Crypto's suit.

>in like '13/'14

I think that's around the time when political stuff became such a big deal on Yea Forums. While I'm a newfag from 2011 myself, I remember political stuff not being a big thing on Yea Forums when I first got here.

>mobilefag filename
How does it feel being a schizo?

Hahahahahahaha

Hurts being named doesn't it?

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His eyes were reflective too, they changed it to where his eyes glow red in Path of the Furon.

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The game looks cool and all, but honestly, this.

politics? no waifu faggotry

>the VA is literally making the movie as we speak
The movie was finished a year ago.

No soul in the new one wow.

Well Destroy All Humans came out in 2005 and it was probably the last year Rammstein was culturally relevant, they released a song called Amerika in 2004 and I remember MTV airing it back then

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I have a rifle, her name is Sue!

Oooo he's cute. Don't be married. Don't be gay. Don't be married. Don't be gay. Don't be married. Don't be gay. Don't be married. Don't be gay. Don't be married. Don't be gay. Don't be married. Don't be gay. Don't be married. Don't be gay. Don't be married. Don't be gay. Don't be married. Don't be gay. Don't be married. Don't be gay. Don't be married. Don't be gay. Don't be married. Don't be gay.

vocaroo.com/i/s0EkDdSP8xuN

My mom took this game away from me because she saw me anal probe a police officer. GUESS WHO'S LAUGHING NOW YA BITCH!

This made me cringe, but it was kind of based.

I'm dying
based

Cool announcement to the internet, Unknown. I give it an 18/25.

calm your tits

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>its one person posting the vocaroo
sorry people hate this retarded hivemind speak

Sonic's arms are NOT BLUE! BOYCOTT THIS GAME!!!

First time I heard this one. Good job

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I just reposted it for the first time lad, isn't me on the vocaroo.

Soon you will be able to describe it just in one word.

4channel is a shitty website that only edgy faggots use

This place hasn't been worth a shit in years. I'm only here for the leaks.

based and cringe pilled

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Yeah that.

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>I have the original, I don't need a remake
This is one of the few instances where a remake is actually warranted.

The original DAH game is still fun and all, but it CERTAINLY shows it's age. It's pretty buggy and your options are very limited by the engine/hardware. DAH 2 already one ups everything from it as well.
Getting a proper remake with new shit and a more populated and vibrant world allowed by modern game technology is fucking perfect for DAH.

I just can't wait to see what kind of crazy new shit we can do with the physics and whatnot of today's engines.
I really hope they bring the Disclocator to this game. It wasn't in the first one, but it's one of the most ridiculously fun guns the game has. Slapping a few discs on a tank and watching it go nuts was fantastic.

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This.

Never came out on PC. Nice try though.

hes right though

fuck that kikeshill german nurock

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Remakes and remasters are low effort, easy money cash grabs.
THQ Nordic is spending all this money on buying IP and releasing remakes and remasters yet won't give their games proper releases on PC. Their """""physical copies""""" for PC are just download codes.
based

Better than kikeshill grunge.

>that entire mission on 2 about a guy's wife wanting to be a man

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Yes and the alien invader that's hypnotizing the populace and killing them all is obviously the fucking villain there.

Well it is coming to pc so what until the mods come out.

Reminds me of Bobcat Goldthwait

Actually it was the opposite: He was a man who wanted to be a woman and the mission was going to the phone booth to try and call his wife and ruins his life by telling his secret to her.

analsumption.

>replaying the side quest where you race cows
how THE FUCK DO YOU BEAT THEM? I don't even remember how to jetpack run, if this is the game that had that.

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What's with destroy all humans games having *that* side mission?
>Radio tower defense mission in 2

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triple shot disintegrater my dude

>M-Morty, quit postin on Yea Forums, it'll rot your brain
>Awe geez Rick, I-I-I all I'm doin is replying 'based' to posts I like and cringe to posts I don't like. Is that really so bad?

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>another remake
When will it end? Is this all there is to look forward too anymore?

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>second to last checkpoint
>neck and neck
>skip checkpoint and go for the finish line
>cows heading towards finish line
>whip out my disintegrater ray
I should have just fucking killed the cows sooner

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