WOOMY
WOOMY
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Andrew Hernandez
Unironically the best thread on Yea Forums right now.
Dylan Cox
World championships about to start
Austin Cook
>"We were talking about that while we were partaking in physical exercise in order to keep our human bodies healthy this morning!"
Kayden Carter
Aren't squid boy kids just better in every way?
Alexander Jackson
>tfw still haven't beaten Octo Expansion
Should I go back, it's hard...
Jacob Gutierrez
god, inklings are so fucking cut, both males and females. i want to cuddle the shit out of them
Jordan Garcia
No
Colton Cook
No
Juan Morgan
Yes. Well worth it
Jordan Watson
>tfw always target 1 player ONLY in ranked matches to splat over and over, usually the charger or splatling or anyone with a discord/twitch name
who else /naughty/ here
John Turner
Camping one person or pitching a tent and going full area denial is actually one of the best strats online. As long as the rest of your team is competent, you can be enough of a nuisance to basically assure victory from all the time the enemy wastes on you
Adrian Bell
not really
Jackson Johnson
BASED
Samuel Cruz
Penis makes everything better.
Lincoln Watson
>no cunny
ew, nop
Alexander Butler
can boy squids wear girl clothes in splatoon 2?
suddenly I want to play again
Angel Moore
boypussy
Wyatt Powell
They can't. The gear in that image replaces the skirt with pants when they wear it.
Ryan Bell
More comfy pictures please
Colton Kelly
Hunter Rodriguez
shotas are cuter
Christopher Gutierrez
They are equally cute and fuckable
Nathan Myers
All squids are cute
Anthony Ramirez
comfy rooms are nice
Ryder Adams
What do you guys want in Splatoon 3?
Daniel Cox
John Campbell
how far did you make it and did you like it so far?
Adrian Gutierrez
Based smug comfy inking poster
Nolan Clark
VEEMO
Samuel Lee
I always hear it as "Woo-me-me-me".
Luis Richardson
I'm enjoying it so far, But it's challenging and I'm an autist for collecting stuff.
I believe I'm on the second subway line.
Julian Davis
no, they're cuter in boy's clothes
William Perez
If you're having trouble you can just take an alternate route on the subway. You don't have to do every level to get to the final boss, you just need the 4 things
Robert Edwards
Can you have spats with boys in splatoon? Is there a bulge?
Michael Taylor
what do you think
Xavier Harris
It's a Nintendo game for kids, you fucking retard. No there isn't a bulge
Ryder Cooper
Yes but no bulge.
Luis Lee
>spoiler
No
Liam Cox
Jaxson Wright
Jack Rogers
that one sure isn't
cute user, please share more
Jose Gutierrez
define that
Logan Johnson
KILL YOURSELF NORMALFAG
THIS IS A PEDO THREAD
TAKE YOUR COLLECTION OF OFF-MODEL SLUTTY NIGGER PORN AWAAAAAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
William Torres
Why aren't you watching the Splatoon tournament RIGHT NOW?
You actually PLAY Splatoon, right?
Zachary Wood
calm your ass down, people can post whatever they want. Idol art, regular inklings, gameplay ( though I doubt it)
Carson Hill
Jason Phillips
Based derp
Jonathan Murphy
James Walker
I switching between this thread and the tournament
John Bennett
This user's got it wrong
This user's got it right
John Cook
Caleb Johnson
Pearl is 21.
Daniel Wilson
Liam Bennett
They don't get to wear skirts.
Julian Edwards
because my internet connection is cancer
Henry King
Pearl is a device used to make niggers look attractive by comparison
Jordan Parker
no user, that's the actual switch resolution
Dylan Ward
>tfw thinking about picking her up in Smash
Has it been on for awhile now?
Same but I just downloaded it like two weeks ago and I'm like 3/4ths of the way through. Honestly so far it's difficulty is a little overstated. It can be challenging at times but I do most of them on my first try.
Christopher Cox
I got the Octo Expansion a few days ago. I got every mem cake and beat the boss in one night..
Gabriel Mitchell
Blake Ward
yes, you can still catch the finals though
Connor Kelly
Woomy is by far the most fun Smash character for me. I live for skipping Splat Bombs off platforms to snipe people.
Ayden Young
I've been working and in school. Also I have to force myself to play vidya sometimes.
Landon King
Octolings are cuter than squids
Joshua Powell
No fag
Daniel Harris
Pearl
Josiah Rogers
That’s guaranteed
Nicholas Hughes
This guy has the right idea
Camden Hill
Cute Pearl
Ethan King
You got it rough pal. I wish you luck.
Austin Kelly
I sure hope so
Gavin Allen
I'm up to a dozen of these now
John Jenkins
FINAL SPLATFEST!! CHAOS VS ORDER
NEW SHIFTY STATION AND EVERY PREVIOUS ONE! SOME NEW GEAR! 72 HOURS!
Isaac Cruz
>CAN PLAY THE SHIFTY STATIONS OUTSIDE OF SPLATFESTS
>BUT ONLY IN PRIVATE MATCHES
REEEEEEEE
Anthony Hall
>literally SMT splatfest
I'm fucking hyped
Joseph Brooks
OC Woomy I made on that one site.
Evan Cox
Based squidposter.
Jonathan Rodriguez
Veemo is a good girl. She's on Team Order.
Isaac Morgan
Holy shit!
Elijah Parker
>tripfag
go commit water jump
Grayson Flores
where are my chaosbros at?
Levi Kelly
Gavin Gray
>chaos colors are better
>logo is better
>gear is better
Imagine being an Order bootlicker lmao
James Carter
I CAN DO ANYTHING
Jack Baker
Chaos side will be full of edgelords, so I'll be picking Order.
Jaxon Martin
>want to be Team Pearl but like Octo girl too
Shit
Nathaniel Brooks
Chaosfags get out this is a Persona board
John Jones
Is this real?
Caleb Cook
So it's not Pearl vs Marina? Has the trajedy been averted?
Jaxon Gray
wommy
Jose Powell
I believe so.
Lincoln Fisher
I told you to watch the Championships nigga
Check around 3:57:00
twitch.tv
Liam Howard
Nogami just announced it at the world championship.
Oliver Hall
It wasn't called Pearl vs Marina so good enough
Ryder Anderson
So will we get Splatoon 3?
Jason Gray
does anyone have that art they showed at the end with all the characters on each side?
Kevin Adams
Cute
Nathaniel Wright
>Will Nintendo want to make more money off of one of their biggest new IPs?
Gee, what a mystery
Jayden Bell
Of course
Just probably not until the next console.
Nathaniel Martinez
Eli Lopez
this one?
Aaron Thomas
>Grizz on neither side
hmm
Sebastian Edwards
thanks!
Jonathan Ortiz
I WANT TO WRITHE AROUND IN BED WITH AN INKLING (male)
Nathaniel Barnes
Zachary Rivera
>callie and pearl on team chaos
i know what im going for
Benjamin Hall
no one cares you gay we've got news
Aaron Ortiz
Ethan Long
>what sort of world would you wish for the Inklings and their friends, Chaos or Order
Oh shit this might have even bigger lore implications going forward than last time
Jack Powell
oh fuck i didnt think about that
Logan Torres
I'm sorry, little one
David Perez
Is Order fascism?
Owen Brown
>it's not Marina vs Pearl or Sisters vs Hook
Charles Collins
i love marina and all but she just cant compare to pearl for me
Levi Campbell
It's going to be a tough choice
Will it change the setting? Who would be the antagonist if chaos won, since Octavio's there? He recruits your help to control the octarians? But vaporwave telephone is on order, what would happen if they won?
I'm glad it ins't a simple Pearl vs Marina splatfest, infinitely more interesting.
Logan Wright
More or less. Both choices are really shitty when taken to their extremes which is why Neutral is always the True End.
>Chaos wins
>world becomes a burning hellscape of mad max style anarchism
>Order wins
>world becomes an absolute sterile wasteland with no hope of advancement or evolution, completely static
Mason Morris
hoy
Zachary Nguyen
There's a biblial-like bit of lore talking about Salmonoids rising up and bringing doom.
Octos and Inks are at peace. Can they survive together against the mindless tide of evil?
Lucas Price
>order has tartar on their side
you wouldn't choose the bad guys team, would you?
Jonathan James
Chaos ending will have the Salmonids overrun Inkopolis and force the players to band together to drive them off in Splat 3. Order winning will have Grizz take over and turn everything into a souless corporate hellhole and mean the Inklings must unite to bring back the fun.
Jace Thomas
Orderfags would actually put the can in the trash
fuck orderfags
Christian Morales
I will let Marina order me around all she wants.
Benjamin Kelly
fuck i want to go team chaos to rep both of my favorite idols, but ive always wanted to see a dystopian grizz controlled inkopolis
Daniel Cooper
Was it confirmed that this will have any sort of impact?
Aiden Reyes
If you think chaos is an excuse to be a cunt, you're a disgrace to chaos.
Owen Baker
No, but it's easy to assume considering what they did with Splat 1's final splatfest.
Camden Clark
I did not have a Wii U, what happened?
Easton Collins
PACIFYING
Charles King
I'm fine with anything since it appears they're not going to force me drive them apart
Matthew Price
Final splatfest was Callie vs Marie, which directly led to Callie being made into a "villain" in 2.
Nicholas Allen
callie lost the final splatfest, leading to her being squidnapped and marie being the one you're with in hero mode
im glad its not marina vs pearl
Kayden Garcia
Oh yeah, Callie lost. That's why. Forgot to include that in the post.
Leo Morales
An absolute win/win for you either way
Gabriel Adams
I was hoping for squid sisters vs off the hook but i'll take this.
Jeremiah Howard
I see. Maybe there will be more info coming through. Next month at the latest.
Angel Clark
I literally exhaled when I saw it. I was terrified.
As an aside, hasn't every numbered uodate come with new music in Splat2? We might get some new squid tunes boys.
Joshua Martin
I too am looking forward to killing lawfags in Squid Megami Tensei.
Levi Thomas
Still bummed the shifty stations will only be available in private matches desu
Robert Long
what i want is the banger we heard in that trailer
Lucas Myers
I'd be surprised if we didn't get any new music
Chase Torres
Does this look really Vanillaware-esque to anyone else? Pearl especially.
Camden Adams
At least the night versions of stages aren't lost forever.
It's the thing I'm looking forward to most in the update honestly.
Wyatt Green
cringe
Benjamin Lee
I'm an autist for collectibles too, and I didn't find it hard (except for a few levels), and I'm shit at the multiplayer, come on now...
Jeremiah Nelson
ill have more to add to my playlist so i cant wait
Andrew Gray
Angel Anderson
Weird feet
Liam Jones
Starting to think we might end up getting Splat 3 announced next year. Give it a year after the final Splatfest's results will give them plenty of time to decide the direction Splat3 goes if they truly are going to base it on the Splatfest results.Also if it really is going down like this I think it's fucking awesome that the players actually might help shape the world going forward, I don't know of any other game that would do something like this.
Eli Phillips
to celebrate nogami being such a wonderful man to drop this on us and not destroy pearl and marinas relationship heres him dancing
Caleb Jackson
Splatoon 2 already did this (Callie losing Splatoon 1's final splatfest made her the villain in Splatoon 2)
They hinted that players should "think about what kind of world they want their squid friends to live in" so this will definitely influence Splat 3.
Joseph Myers
Xavier Murphy
>tfw black and can't dance
Logan Cooper
Wow, lewd.
Henry Gomez
nagami always visiting events and promoting splatoon in crazy ways
he is pretty based
Cooper Ramirez
Well I was meaning the series in general, I know Splat1 already set the precedent.
Jaxon Turner
stinky inky FEETS x3
Elijah Carter
Jaxon Green
Adrian Reyes
hes seriously passionate about his game, you dont see that very often
Jace Walker
THICC
Parker Sanchez
>yfw Splat 3 has permanent factions that players join that have their own set of NPCs to interact with as shown in the artwork
Dylan Hernandez
Isaac Nguyen
Fatty
Oliver Cooper
then i could justify using my multiple accounts to get the full experience of both factions
Oliver Ortiz
>final battle isn't marina VS pearl with them on their own sides
Now yurifags won't ever shut up that off the hook is gay
Nolan Cruz
who cares about feets when we have a civil war on our hands
Noah Peterson
They're pretty gay
Easton Bell
God I wish that were me
Angel Johnson
As if that will ever stop them
Tyler Wright
Not with each other
Brody Ross
>Callie wearing Pearlescent Crown
>Marie wearing Marinated headphones
Will my girls actually be im the plaza and on stage though? I NEED THEM THERE
Angel Cruz
Who here /lawfulevil/
Jackson Williams
she thicc
Chase Brown
Jaxson Harris
why the fuck do i have a boner
Jordan Young
Joshua Jones
Because you are now imagining impregnating Marina
Carson Edwards
You're imagining that those are your kids
Jaxon Hernandez
You want kids, user
Grayson Carter
>can't pair shades with the bitchin feathery helmet
My suffering will never cease
Luis Brown
stop
Gabriel Hernandez
if order reigns supreme would inkopolis look like bladerunner?
Caleb Barnes
Josiah Anderson
What's it like to hold your child in your arms?
>INTERLINKED
Lincoln Sanders
Chase Long
>announce Unicaron vs Narwhal splatfest
>immediately announce the best Splatfest theme of all time with potential far reaching implications immediately thereafter
Damn Nintendo way to just completely shit all over the June fest
Juan Sanchez
Nathaniel Hughes
Splatoon 2 Apocalypse
Isaiah Price
why is marina being forcefed jell-o
Ethan Edwards
I know we were getting some big stuff, but this completely overtakes the June splatfest
Julian Butler
all of this makes me laugh at how last thread thought there was gonna be nothing splatoon related shown at e3 besides the tourney itself
Ryan Hughes
The June fest might potentially be the least hype Fest of all time after this shit, they probably should have waited till after it happened to announce this.
Dylan Garcia
Why must you do this to me
I don't want to lust over a fictional black octopus girl
Parker Parker
Now I am expecting a lot of Team Chaos and Order in the hub rather than the june theme plus some "end is near" posts
Asher Wright
Why not? She's a nice girl.
Jose Rogers
Why not just octoform out of the ropes?
Owen Ross
>>announce Unicaron vs Narwhal splatfest
Yurop's getting Kid vs Adult this month, don't know about the japs.
Andrew King
Too much jello
Oliver Garcia
>ywn gently caress her belly
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Gavin Johnson
it's just another food one.
Dylan Ross
>ywn press your ear against her distended stomach and listen
Jaxson Carter
>3 threads up
>shitposting in all three
CHAOS REIGNS
Daniel Brooks
CHAOS IS A LADDAH
Logan Anderson
I want to be Pearl's boyfriend
Christopher James
I want to manhandle her tiny body!
Joshua Powell
Pearl is for Marina
Daniel Edwards
Why does Marina fan art make me so angry bros?
Alexander Williams
how the splatfest happened
Chase Baker
And me, her bf
Christopher Powell
Yer a racist, 'arry.
Samuel Allen
This looks like something Atlus could have co-produced
Easton Martin
No, when I see Marina in game I am reminded she is not such a bad character. But these autists who just keep dumping the exact same images in every splatoon thread, regardless of whether we were talking about Marina or not. It's all cringe horrible stuff. With enlarged breasts and a slutty expression. How autistic do you have to be to claim fan art that is so off-model is in fact proof as to why Marina is so great. I HATE IRONIC WAIFUFAGS AND AUTISTS SO MUCH. They have killed so much on this board, not just splatoon talk.
Juan Rogers
I still want to fuck her.
Xavier Sanchez
based
Mason Foster
Actual autism
Logan Wright
Splatoon threads just got a massive shot in the arm, just try and enjoy yourself for now.
Blake White
Only cute squid kids make me happy
Justin Wright
Eww
Sebastian Price
I want Pearl to manhandle me!
Kayden Parker
Gabriel Morris
God I wish there were more inkling/octoling boy lewds that didn't look like shit
Jaxson Bell
Michael Hughes
>tfw never played a splatoon game ever
I kinda want to get into it. Should I get splatoon 2 or no?
Aaron Morales
Yeah, even though this is the final splatfest, it'll still be alive for a while. People are still playing 1.
Henry Lopez
Ammonites in Splatoon when?
Lincoln Sanchez
>Not picking Chaos to side with isopadre
c'mon guys
Cooper Mitchell
I want to be inside that belly
Henry Robinson
We already had that.
Justin Rogers
Even though you'll miss out on splatfests you'll still have a good time. Playerbase will definitely be active up till or even after Splatoon 3 comes out in anywhere from next year or until the next Nintendo console. You just need to remember that if the controls feel awkward at first, dont try to turn them off or fight them, adapt to them. Gyro assisted aiming is the closest consoles have had to KB+M.
Ryan Evans
Ayden Perry
disgusting
Josiah Sanchez
Is this a Splatfest?
Jack Hernandez
The final one, apparently.
Carson Gomez
What else could it be?
Samuel Rogers
Last one
Aiden Evans
it's crazy now, crazier when it happens
Isaiah Smith
James Jenkins
Cute squid toes
Joshua King
Missed opportunity for Chaos Pearl to be in her metalhead outfit
Logan Torres
Metalhead? More like POSER.
Got em
Jayden Barnes
>pearl's new song will be an updated version of #$@%* Dudes Be #$@%* Sleepin
Oliver Jenkins
Jason Collins
If they do solo songs it had fucking better be I swear
Wyatt Mitchell
Jaxon Green
Lincoln Lopez
The question is, will they let pearl say fuck?
Jeremiah Nguyen
Veemo
Adrian Kelly
They let Pikachu say hell in the movie so who knows
Levi Smith
Weyyo
Nicholas Hall
Jordan Turner
It's still very active, and if you have amazon prime you can get an online sub for free
Easton Price
Hoo boy we're going out with a bang huh, much better than I expected
Jacob Howard
Alexander Jenkins
Kevin Davis
Thank god it’s not as bad as last game’s finale splatfest
David Myers
Hunter Diaz
We're already at the last Splatfest? Gawd...I missed out.
David Bennett
They really should just loop through the Splatfests when they are over.
Easton Murphy
They probably have issues with licensing the properties that promoted through the Splatfests.
Chase Rodriguez
Ethan Sullivan
Even if they did, I wouldn't be able to give two shits about nu-TMNT either way.
Jeremiah Gomez
Yea Forums says it's not that bad.
Ethan Murphy
>tfw you never visit Pearl and Marina's McDonald's
Gabriel Baker
I watched it, it's decent.
Michael Peterson
Justin Flores
I don't doubt it. I just have no interest.
Parker Gutierrez
>Iso Padre
>Octavio
>Flow
>Spyke
>Lil Judd
Chaos is already superior at base level but they make it completely btfo Order
Samuel Campbell
Jonathan Miller
>Agents 3 and 8
>Better rapper than Pearl (Cuttlefish)
>CQ
>The winner of Splatoon 1 (Marie)
Chaos is fucked
Caleb Jenkins
Xavier Diaz
you can dream
Owen White
Carson Watson
>not realizing that the biggest wildcard is always (You)
Julian Butler
You mean the biggest wildcard is (Timmy). I've had like 75% winrate for the last 6 splatfests, and lost most of them.
Joshua Anderson
Andrew Gonzalez
Timmy?
Bentley Murphy
I've had the opposite experience, getting rocked in most of my recent Fests but my team ends up winning somehow.
Aiden Cruz
im still mad he has nsfw behind a jap paywall the patreon bypasses dont work on
Thomas Butler
This coming from Octavio's side
Hudson Foster
>Order has the soulless fucking telephone that wants to kill their civilization
>one of the accessories is the look alike hypnoshades
Naw chaos still got this
Chaos still
Samuel Cox
children
Jordan Smith
Octavio is bad, but luckily, he's also a total jabroni.
TARTAR tried to literally cause an extinction event, and actually had the capacity and competency to do so.
Logan Morris
More?
Anthony Russell
Bump
Juan White
This was the first of the Splatoon threads and shall also be the last
Lincoln Lopez
what a fitting end
Carter Morgan
Joseph Sullivan
Jacob Flores
FUCK
I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED TO BREED
Gabriel Clark
I need sauce
Parker Bailey
other thread just got archived, now it's truly the last thread
Oliver Butler
It really feels like a nice sendoff for Splat2. Just so fucking relieved it's not the idol Splatfest I was dreading. All hail Nogami.
Jacob Thompson
Just think, almost 1300 Splatoon related posts today not counting the shit in the sticky.
David Sullivan
Oh no...
Jaxon Bell
Can someone post the R34 pic of Inkling when some user dropped it in a thread IMMEDIATELY after it was first announced on stream? It was a very bold move and it looks like it paid off.
I always think about that post but cant actually remember the picture
Jonathan Ortiz
Now imagine the shitshow once the splatfest winner is finally decided. Doesn't matter who
Jonathan Green
No amount of shitposting will shake my faith
Jonathan Rivera
Ryder Turner
What illegal weapons will be available on the sequel once chaos inevitably wins?
Brody Myers
VEEMO
Nolan Jenkins
>Team law or team chaos
You have to fuckin ask?
Kayden Garcia
ONE MORE WOOMY REJECTED
Leo Roberts
Ian Perry
Until July, threads are gonna be a slow burn since no really cares about unicorns vs narwhals
Julian Garcia
theyve been on a slow burn for the past few months, but thats fine since it's comfy
Brody Lopez
I wouldn’t call image dumps “comfy”
Camden Scott
Calling it now. We will probably get a full reveal of Splatoon 3 in a January direct followed by gameplay next E3. Thats if they don't change much from Splatoon 2.
Jose Stewart
they havent all been image dumps, just a few threads ago it hit bump limit instead of image limit, revolutionary for these threads
Andrew Sanchez
You're still here whining? You do realize if there's anything game related you wish to discuss you need only bring it up, we'd be more than happy to indulge it.
Colton Evans
>The Inklings and Octarians idolize humanity
>They are on the exact same path to extinction that we are.
Blake Ross
You keep telling them that but they never do it. Still complaining like the last thread or the thread before that.
David Young
>final splatfest of final game ends with some crazy motherfucker pressing the big red button and just splatting the entire city on a hype overload
Andrew Ross
Why is Clam Blitz so shit?
Jordan Nelson
>Order has Agent 3 AND Agent 8
How can chaosfags possibly compete?
Levi Brown
Absolutely relies on coordinating with teammates in a game with no way to coordinate with teammates.
Evan Bennett
You have to have 200+ IQ to enjoy Clam Blitz and herd randoms skillfully.
Blake Allen
Pearl>Marina
Jack Robinson
It's only bad because you can't easily coordinate chat
Exactly. People like that never talk. They spit out some concern trolling, collect their (you)s and go on their merry way.
Asher Lopez
It's too complex. The best game modes are the simplest ones. That's why Splat Zones is so popular, that's why CTF, KOTH, and Payload have been going on strong for years now in shooters.
Gavin Phillips
Voice chat would fix a lot of issues the game has
Caleb Davis
Last thread was the only time I said anything. I don't care if conversation isn't necessarily about the game, half these threads today are just referencing other games but with squids and it's fun. Or the idolposting or really the image dumps themselves. I just thought it's sad they immediately get treated like they no longer serve a purpose when image limit hits first. That's all I have to say about it. Just clarifying.
Samuel Ross
Artist?
Lincoln Sanchez
Unlike the other ranked modes it's complexity reaches such heights to where it's 100% absolutely reliant on voice chat or get wrecked.
Austin Hall
Not gonna lie. I kinda want a quake style free for all deathmatch in Splatoon 3.
Aiden Hall
>When that one fucker goes and WAITS at the enemy's base, doing nothing, putting you in a 3v4 at base
Ryan Rogers
It does suck. that's something that usually happens with all threads that reach image limit on any board.
Joseph Nguyen
I refuse.
Jackson Diaz
That might attract the worst kind of faggot: the kids who think they're MLG material, but are not.
Xavier Morris
But user, it's so fun to wreck the shit out of them.
Jordan Cruz
Will Splatoon 3 be likely on a new console or the switch still?
Ayden Hernandez
I'm banking on the latter end of the switch's life cycle.
Gavin Wood
Joshua Cook
Does splatoon take place after one of the SMT games?
Ryan Scott
I don't see them waiting 5-6 years between Splat2 and Splat3, so I think it'll land on Switch. I'd even go so far as to wager a guess that we may see it announced around this time next year
Camden Rogers
I'm guessing it's going to come out sometime next year. It was almost a year when Splat 2 came out after the whole Callie vs Marie thing happened.
Charles Sanchez
N OT CANON
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Luis Gonzalez
>last Splatfest in Splat 1 is a waifu war
>last Splatfest in Splat 2 is Squid Megami Tensei
I wonder what effect the result is going to have on Splat 3's plot.
Matthew Scott
Order descends into Chaos
Chaos drives away order.
Either way, it's gonna be fishy.
Wyatt Long
Male 3 has a decent amount of appearances especially in OE material. Male 8 had a tiny bit in early concept art. I'll give you that there's literally no art of male 4.
James Powell
Jack Butler
If chaos wins I'm assuming we'd get dystopian story for 3 which would fit splatoon which already dystopian
If order wins maybe a futuristic big brother is watching type story where you're not allowed to go out of line
Evan Ross
Yes, after SMT but before EO.
Oliver Thompson
Which alignment is he?
Eli Diaz
I hope order wins. Then we get Squid Set Radio.
Anthony Long
Maybe we might get both? Marina wanting maintain peace and order by creating a Demolition Man type society that ends up being, "no fun allowed" with Pearl being part of some underground resistance movement to restore Inkopolis to it's former freshness.
Liam Harris
>Squid Set Radio.
They better fucking get Naganuma on board for 3.
Ayden Morgan
>chaos wins
>we get a crossover of borderlands and splatoon
whats your reaction bros?
Henry Cruz
The one true neutralchad
Jordan Rivera
Onslaught
Anthony Thompson
Austin Wright
Chase Cox
>get home
>they announced the final splatfest before the penultimate even happened
>it has massive lore implications for the future of Splatoon 3
>artwork is EVERYONE IS HERE tier
I expected nothing and got everything. I'm going to have to go with order on this one, it has all my best girls. Marie, Marina, and my beloved little octo daughter. I'm coming for your butts, team chaos. Prepare yourself.
William Gray
Bring it faggot, I must represent best squid.
Hey octofriend.
Carter Russell
Bring it, boi
Aaron Miller
sorry octofriend, but im prepared to do anything it takes to win for team chaos, hope youre doing well though
Hunter Brown
I said I am sticking with Marina through and through. Team is pretty stacked to my liking
Caleb Nguyen
Carter Young
You better be ready to survive the fall from grace lawfag.
Angel Sanders
did they actually say that the result will have impact on 3?
Leo Jones
We have reason to believe, based at least on precedent.
Isaiah Allen
No but the first ones last splatfest did.
Gavin Martinez
It's pretty heavily implied
Luke Jones
I'll do whatever it takes. I didn't help my baby fight her way out of hell to see everything go up in flames. This is do or die. See you faggots on the battlefield.
We'll ship out together, brother.
Matthew Allen
"Think about the kind of world you would want your Splatoon friends to live in"
Gabriel Cooper
Jose Butler
Justin Gonzalez
Brody Carter
Grizz is the big urchin guy
Jaxson Rodriguez
So our choices are either Daft Punk or Mad Max. Cool.
Dominic Young
We may fight, we may die, but our love for cephs is eternal
Josiah Flores
Basically
Jordan Green
SPLAT YOUR FRIENDS BOYO
William Gonzalez
indeed
Luis Wright
Easton Powell
Well said, friend.
Jaxon Harris
that much we can agree on
Daniel Diaz
Kek, saved
Sebastian Robinson
but where there be a special salmon run going on during the splatocolypse?
Brody Diaz
>there won't be a special summer event for salmon run
>they won't add at least one more map
>they won't give us more freedom about playing it
Loving best mode is suffering.
Jose Edwards
I just hope that PB splatfests let us make our own themes. yes, art will be impossible, but surely, typing up a little team title won't hurt.
And here's hoping we get all the splatfests colors.
Hudson Smith
Guys, my ubergestalt is lookin kinda weird.
Austin Cooper
Power through it user! I'm an autist too and I managed to do it! It's fun!
Anthony Cox
don't be retarded they need it to sell online subs I'd expect at least an announcement of it next year
Leo Wilson
it's true pain, it's the best mode objectively
Robert Thomas
OKAY
Ryder White
he is the hero
in both version he has the hero role
but in the third he has to defeat both marina and just to become the big boss himself for the upcoming DLC where he has taken over Grizzco and you unlock salmonoids
Angel Brooks
>Following the Final Splatfest in late July, the Ver. 5.0.0. Update is planned for release. This update will add the “Turf War (Splatfest)” option to Private Battles, allowing you to battle it out on any of the 24 Shifty Station stages.
>Playing in “Turf War (Splatfest)” will also cause all 23 of the normal stages to appear in all their nighttime Splatfest splendor! You’ll also be able to select team ink color combinations from all those used in previous Splatfests. Get together with your friends and host a private Splatfest-themed party of your very own!
Wish granted. Why couldn't they at least add them to the regular stage rotation, though? It's the only thing I wanted.
Hudson Wright
Any of you squiggers know how to get that Black robot looking gear on
>pic related
Angel Ramirez
>arms dealer selling to both sides
based
Colton Rogers
Have a JP copy and horrible taste.
Cooper Parker
Japan exclusive boyo.
Michael Anderson
CHAOS, CHAOS
Carson Cooper
I'm just glad the night versions of stages aren't going to be lost to time like the ones in the original game without hacks.
Hunter Flores
NOT SO FAST
Jacob Russell
I wasn't expecting how fun it would be, though in hindsight it was pretty obvious. I love co-op horde shooting modes and I love Splatoon. They go together like peanut butter and nutella.
Nicholas Brooks
>tfw with SMT5 impending, almost thought it was an actual SMT themed splatfest
Now I don't have to be worried I'm a neutralfag.
Isaac Gomez
>pinwheel
Dominic Scott
>if Law wins we get Squidpunk 2077 and Shadowsquid
>if Chaos wins we get Squid Max and Squidout
Jeremiah Turner
because you're not playing with IRL friends in league
Alexander Howard
honestly it works so well together im mad we wont get more of it, i hope splatoon 3 has more of it or at least a similar mode
Elijah Thomas
I can't imagine they get rid of it. I am thinking it will stick around
Bentley Perry
I don't think we're in danger of losing it. They're not GameFreak, we aren't going to lose quality content for no reason whatsoever. I do want an expansion on it somehow, though. More enemy variety, more maps, more lore. Maybe just follow 2's lore and make salmonids bringing death in 3.
Jace Morris
I'm guessing they will make it an all grizzco one that lasts the entire 72 hours and maybe will introduce a final grizzco weapon
Evan Thomas
>I do want an expansion on it somehow, though. More enemy variety, more maps, more lore.
fucking this, its a goldmine nintendo
Mason Long
Speaking of Grizzco weapons, doesn't anybody wonder why he's got a supply of crazy tricked out weapons? Are they even legal?
Ethan Sanchez
They're explicitly illegal. He's got em because they're OP as shit and he just wants to kill Salmonids for their shit as efficiently as possible, fuck the law.
Jeremiah Morgan
I still remember being concerned about being to bring my octo into salmon run. Now it's her full time gig and I couldn't be any happier. I hope for a promotion come Splat3.
Benjamin Rivera
*ahem*
Marina and Pearl, I'm gonna say the N word
NEUTR-
Colton Cox
same im glad my veem can have fun in SR
Parker Gomez
Just a nice sleepover
Austin Scott
I hate you octoniggers so goddamn much there's always some eight legged freak sucking ass random on my team ruining my night
Jaxon Clark
The fun never ends, except for when it does because no one gets eggs.
I want to tuck her in.
Ethan Allen
Dilate.
Kayden Richardson
yeah have fun with people who only kill bosses across map and dont get eggs and timmies who hoard eggs on gay baby island
Juan Reyes
FUCK CHAOS
FUCK ORDER
BUY WEAPONS
GET EGGS
this post sponsored by Grizzco Inc. (tm)
James Bennett
She's already pretty snug there
Chase Rogers
What I hate is that so many people only play casually and common sense tactics like this don't proliferate as much as survival tactics on other horde modes in other games, like saving up points for the mystery box or saving a zombie to buy your team extra time.
Ian Edwards
Ryder Price
Will there be a Splatoon 3
Jeremiah Morales
Shits gonna end with the winning faction detonating an inktomic bomb and maybe awakening Splatzilla
Camden Phillips
of course there will. just not as soon as 2 because it's not trying to escape a stilborn system.
Joseph Sanders
Fuck gay baby island.
Brandon Baker
Brody Collins
Depends on who wins
Jason Wilson
>you can finally go barefoot
fuck, my outfit doesn't match anymore. what clothes go with barefeet?
John Rodriguez
Lots of clothes actually do, long as you're going for the "summer fun" aesthetic
Aaron Hernandez
Rags
Dominic Wilson
that's true, but i was hoping for a good shirt that also exposes extra skin. tank tops dont look great, and i can't get the lifevest
Ian Rivera
Whatever direction they go with the Splat3 campaign inevitably seeing woomy and veemo come together to beat whatever challenge lies ahead will be nice
Jose Wood
Spaghetti
Levi Morales
Blake Johnson
If you want a template to start, mine's pretty okay. Nothing fancy but I just wanted a cute poolside look. Something along those lines.
I can't wait!
David Robinson
Poolside is definitely the best aesthetic for this game; shoes just look goofy as hell
Thomas Campbell
I hate most of the shoes in this game honestly. Not a footfag either but I'm tempted to go barefoot just because all the shoes look like fucking garbage.
Josiah Walker
I remember joining team Dog solely because my dog just recently passed. Prior to that I didn't care for dogs, but her death really got to me. I had her for 16 years, and all she did was bark and shit everywhere. But I miss my garbage disposal...
Hunter Gray
Has Octo Expansion ever been on sale?
Owen Hughes
This. Octavio's just kind of an asshole about living underground and having no power supply down there. Tartar actively despised everything alive and spent a long ass time grinding up his cream of the crop so he could nuke the world with fucking primordial ooze.
Landon Ross
technically no, but if you bought the base game on sale then you should have saved $20 which is how much the expansion costs anyway
Mason Garcia
Thomas Cox
>Team Order: Lawful Good
>Team Chaos: Chaotic Good
>Team Grizzco: Chaotic Evil
Leo Martin
>tfw chaosfag and pearlfag but team mindslave has my 8daughter
Alexander Phillips
That's weird, I adore all the goofy oversized kicks in these games. It lends a lot to the '90s era fashion that the kids are going for. If it weren't for the athletic nature of gameplay there would probably be baggy jeans and shit.
Make your choice, user. Your waifu or your daughteru?
Nicholas Williams
Why is Marina so lightskinned here?
Joshua Davis
It was a pretty good day lads
Carson Mitchell
You guys think it'll just be a regular Splatfest with different paint or will they really jazz it up somehow since they're going hard on the finality? Aside from all the Shifties being available I mean.
Colton Young
grease
Josiah Morris
There is the new gear they're dishing out.
Juan Johnson
I guess I'll have to be a Neutralchad then
David Jones
Well they have the idols in their OE outfits, other than that who knows.
Michael Barnes
I don't know how more final you can get than using literally every special stage that's ever existed, and finishing it with a brand new one. I hope they incorporate OE music somehow.
Daniel Morris
Caleb Parker
>we thought the win/lose dialog for the upcoming Splatfest was foreshadowing Pearl and Marina's breakup
>it was actually foreshadowing the end of fucking Inkling society as we know it
Brandon Brooks
Luis Sullivan
What if they're performing something other than Color Pulse?
Nathaniel Perez
I sure hope you're not going to pick Chaos, son of man.
William Jones
Isaiah Bailey
why do people insist pearl and marina are a couple? they are just coworkers and friends
Jack Perez
pants as a full clothing option
Landon King
The final boss of Splatoon 3 looks great.
Nathan Powell
Because it's cute
Daniel White
Best case scenario, it starts with OE music. Once 2 days pass, they switch things up and bring in Callie and Marie.
Cooper Johnson
>He's not choosing Order
You filthy vermin
Adrian Robinson
>didn't play Octo Expansion
Joseph Brooks
Isn't that a picture of Pearl wearing provocative clothing because she was going though a metal stage in life complete with screamo singing?
Matthew Reed
Yes
Justin Cooper
>producer said that the winner's theme will affect Splat 3
I want Order to win because of the cool tech that comes with cyberpunk dystopia.
Mason Nelson
Need a sauce on that chief
Christopher Gonzalez
You best provide sauce, nigga.
Jace Williams
Unfortunately I have to quote leddit on this since when I asked on another thread this was the source I got, but the comment was "Apparently the producer did say on stage this will affect Splatoon 3".
Ryan Roberts
He didn't say it directly, he said something like "Imagine what kind of world you want to see the Inklings in"
Kevin Perez
Not the user but the fact that Splatoon 2 was affected by the final Splatoon 1 splatfest being battle of the Squid Sisters, im pretty fucking sure the same is going to happen here
Ethan Lee
Well we're all expecting it of course, but I thought user had solid proof of some kind.
Nicholas Cook
There's a difference between proof and speculating, guys. We're all expecting it but if they outright state it, it won't be as fun.
Hudson Evans
>yfw they tease splatoon 3 or a spin off after
Henry Hernandez
the last time it decided who the octos would kidnap in splatoon 2
imagine a botw open world splatoon where you must travel around in search of human ruins to get answers for a cataclysmic event wait isn't this the asscreed plot lol
Joshua Collins
It's all over.
After that, this game becomes forgettable.
Zachary Butler
>Octavio in chaos
Bitch ass nigga
Andrew Parker
>Order wins
>Splatoon 3 is set in a a future where Grizzco rules the world with an iron fist
>Chaos wins
>Splatoon 3 is set in a ruined future where Grizzco runs the largest bandit gang with the most weapons
Logan Powell
>not embracing chaos
Abandon all delusions of control
Jayden Moore
This is just Injustice 2's Tournament and Electrum Skins but for Woomy.
Noah Scott
>Grizzco wins regardless
Brah
Ian Adams
Bros I'm scared knowing the outcome of next Splatfest is gonna affect the lore.
It's too much pressure for my fun squid game. What if I choose badly
Blake Campbell
Grizzco is probably selling weapons to both sides and probably started the conflict.
Xavier James
The world is destined for calamity in either case. Embrace entropy
Oliver Howard
if chaos wins it will be splatoon 33 1/3rd
Juan Miller
Damn, now I want next week's splatfest over with so I can look forward to the end.
Owen Harris
>Thread still alive
>looks like we're gonna make post limit before image limit
Nice!
Thomas Scott
you bitches on team chaos really think you're gonna pull a win out, huh
Jonathan Hill
We're going to have plenty of shit to talk about in the coming weeks. It's gonna be wonderful.
Aaron Carter
Ive played salmon run for 1000 hours and have no idea what gay baby island is
Landon Murphy
>t. profreshional 40
it's on salmonid smokeyard
Ryder Peterson
>wanting a dystopian nightmare
Your attempts to control us will fail. You will be crushed under the weight of my roller!
Joshua Reyes
Hunter Carter
no one has ever had solid proof for 2 but that doesn't stop it from being fan fiction fact
Jose Nguyen
If I have to explain it, you clearly haven't played enough salmon run.
Jason Powell
I know we will, though weekends are coming to an end so I am guessing we will quiet down a bit after this thread
Josiah Fisher
I hope this generates lots of OC.
Ethan Rodriguez
>Agent 8 is a lawfag
Fuck
Dominic Mitchell
Hey, if people want to go nuts talking about lore speculation and the fallout of the winners I'm all for it. Splatoon threads have needed a shot of rejuvenation for a while now. I'm eagerly awaiting all the new art.
>former brain-washed soldier who fought their way to freedom from madmen and integrates into society values order and peace
What were the odds?
Adrian Brown
no it just means you're a discord tranny who thinks your inside jokes should translate to the whole world. I've probably reported a dozen of your posts on the plaza you fucking menace to society
Jaxon Richardson
based
Sebastian Reyes
You mad.
Nathan Jones
time to perish, chaosfags
Oliver Turner
Marie, think of the children.
James Brooks
I'll be in any new thread people make asap
that escalated quickly
Ryan Rogers