Super Mario Maker starts in now.
twitch.tv
youtube.com
Can we get a sticky, mods?
Super Mario Maker starts in now.
twitch.tv
youtube.com
Can we get a sticky, mods?
I started writing this before the other threads except the shitposting one so don't bitch that they already existed. Also those don't contain both links.
Will anything top John Numbers vs Cosmo this year, Yea Forums? Place your bets right here!
Jungle edit theme for nsmbu is good
JOHN
Fuck EA
JOHN
FUCKING
NUMBERS
Time for Nintendo to save E3 once again.
Which thread is the real thread?
we sticky now
FUCKING
So much better than the EA stream holy shit
FUCKING
>Shit players invited
Nope
onions
>Can we get a sticky, mods?
>Mods sticky
Based
John is attending?
finally now i can stop watching that ea trash fire
rip ea stream
inb4 abdallah hands out his business card to everyone in attendance
This is a sticky so this one
>Instant sticky
based
"TURNING COSMO INTO WANDA"
Nintendo should go third party. Prove me wrong
STICKY AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
COSMO
based af mods.
Fastest sticky in the west.
>Disgusting nintendo fans
>sticky
B A S E D
/OUR GUY/ JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS
Jirard is about to humiliate these fuckers.
JOHNATHAN
MOTHERFUCKING
INTEGERS
come back at 2pm, he's in ;)
>Nintendo esports gets a sticky
Jesus christ
Whos going to be beaten so hard they turn into a tranny this time?
They won't reveal anything for Smash during its invitational. They have never done a reveal for these before, and there have been like 5 of them.
I want to fuck bimbo peach
Why sticky? Nintenfriends are gonna clog the catalog anyway.
it's about fucking time
my brain was going to rot from ea
I'M TOO POOR TO AFFORD A SWITCH ):
John fucking numbers. I will always remember watching those amazing finals with you faggots [spoilers] i
dubs and cosmo comes out as a straight white man again on stage
>stickying this garbage
Honestly it cant be worse than EA.
shut up
Morgan
Sticky
FUCK EA
AND FUCK SPORTS
>tournaments for meme games
let's not pretend this will be any better than ea's conference
NUMBERS GANG
HOLY
FRIKING
CRAP
POSTINGINASTICKY
I’ll just leave this here.
Is JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS here?
is this the competition that made cosmo into a tranny?
WHERE'S MINI WHEAT
What's an invitational? Will we see new shit?
AEIOU
>Universes
Burden of proof lies with the one who makes the claim so I don't have to
>people playing new fun game
>garbage
Nah.
sneed?
Damn Jirard is fat
Mario Maker 2 will unironically be my GOTY.
I will play this for over 1000 hours. I will make hundreds of courses and play thousands of courses.
I cannot wait for it. This is the peak of video games.
LMAO WOMEN
same
Distinct lack of diversity in these contestants. Come on Nintendo it's 2019.
>ecelebs
Is this the John Numbers Saga?
Literally who are these people
Shut the fuck up snoyfags
>all of these literal whos besides beardfuck
>lose
>switch genders
not worth it bros
Yep. Who's going to lose their cock this year?
TWO stickies?
So who exactly are these four players?
pretty cringe so far
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU 4CHANNEL MODS
Feeney is fucking qt bros
formerly snoy fans
who are these hot women
So what happens if a woman gets into the finals and loses?
DO THE MARIO
JOOOOOOOOOOOOHN
>r*dditor trying to fit in can't even do spoilers
i'm sure you were there
are the girls trannies?
I'm asking because
>Speedrunners
wow epic gamer feels on that vid
They think the saying is spam
Yea Forums here
NO ONE CARES BOUT ECELEBS SHOW THE GAME
>Will we see new shit?
That's the only reason I give a shit. An invitational is essentially where they hope to earn brownie points and free advertising by grabbing some popular streamers to play their games against each other.
Abandoned the EA stream for this one. I made a good choice.
Where are the actual speedrunners? I just see youtube shills
>obligatory two women
Invitationals are tournaments you have to be invited to. Aka no lead up competition and now signing up at the venue.
>Mario & Luigi blindfolds
I didn't know this existed
seething
>Mario Maker or EA
Just put me to bed fameroni
Hey mods, how excited are you for P5 on switch...oh wait lmao
Wasn't yellowkillerbee at SQDQ or AGDQ?
I feel like I've seen the name before.
>Yea Forumsintendo
>>>>>>>>>>>>>NO JOHN NUMBERS
why
Two of them are already girls though and Jirard has a wife. I think we'll be good this time.
Don’t hold your breath kek
>Nintendo does something
>instant sticky
EVERY TIME
>They purposefully picked a mediocre female and three shitters so that the woman would win
If the girl loses does she need to go FtM? I already know the losing guys need to transition.
No damn you. Not today.
>switch branded headsets
Are they set up to their phones
placing my bets on the chads, womyn can't compete
Where Cosmo at?
Free from EA's faggotry
Thread moving so fast nobody will know I want to suck trap cock no homo
toasting in epic bread
le sticky face
Is it onions time?
He's just Wheat, now
that brown haired girl is winning for sure
>JOHN FUCKING MADDEN normalfag bullshit on the other stream.
Perfect timing.
YOU MIGHT SEE A MEOWZER
SAY IT WITH ME
JOHN
>4 literally whos
Snorefest
What are the odds of a new mario maker style being revealed?
Who the hell are the people playing?
ha
Is this women vs men? I don't think this will go well
It is tradition
Beardchad's gonna annihilate these trannies
chat is moving too fast for anyone to see that I enjoy videogames and am excited for Mario Maker 2
>"I'm using tilt controls!" shirt
based
Nintendo always gets a pass from mods, remember last year's E3 where they pinned threads and still let the rosterfags post everywhere.
There's an EA thread up right now if you want to watch something else
Posting in the superior sticky
Im eating watermelon!
abdallah is a youtuber who steals from children
have sex
>you will never play mario with a qt girl
C U T I E !
Choose your team
/cm/ reporting in
JUST FUCKING PLAY SHUT THE FUCK UP
FUCKING
The men will be in the finals.
The lack of John Numbers or even just having nobodies makes this kind of shitty.
JUST PLAY THE FUCKING GAME ALREADY
I AM IN LOVE WITH THESE CUTE LADIES
Which one of them will be humiliated into a sex change this time around?
>Two girls are starting the race
This won't...be a disaster right?
Is there supposed to be a DLC fighter announced at the super smash bros ultimate world championship?
>I'm begging this character to be DLC in pic related.
>chat
>"Why didn't they invite ProJarad?"
Hello Homufriend
>SHE
>SHE
>SHE
WILL JOHN NUMBERS KILL ANOTHER VICTIM ON STAGE????
Who are you rooting for Yea Forums?
my husbando Zackray's team
> nintendo doesn't want to risk a cosmo autistic moment and got youtubers instead
gay
>tfw been here since 2014 but still cant properly post spoilers
pls no bully
BING BING
A bunch of literal who Nintendo shills with two women to please SJWs. Where is Jonathan Numbers??????
Nintendo knew exactly what they were doing with the timing
>Yea Forums complains they don't recognize anyone
>Yea Forums would complain about e-celebs if they did
shitposters/burgers
Where's Cosmo?
So is a girl the best mario maker player out there or did they just stack the odds in her favor?
Why is this a sticky
>Feeney is going to lose and transition into a man
The whites
ie. Japan
So who is this guy again? My memory is hazy
the hottest one
/m/ here
Jim Digits
>THOSE BEEPS
NO NO NO MY DICK STOP
>Audio from BOTH streams
ONE JOB
Zackray>German Light>everyone else
Jim Bloody Digits
>onions
>didn't load at the same time
The fuck
GO FEENEY
Left is a fuckup!
loading times fucked the girl on the right keke
Imagine being as bad at video games as feeney
japan for the qt zackray of course
JOHN
This dumb bimbo can't even wall jump.
Already fucked your mom
Triple gottem, reverse ois'd, negga nancied, JACKED EM!!
WAHOO *BING* *BING* *BING* *BING*
This man literally turned a dude into a tranny by simlpy being more manly
hi friend, how are you enjoying your weekend?
toasting in superior sticky
They didn't even start at the same time.
He’s not in the Smash tournament since he lost the last one in the finals
>girl kicking guys ass
based
This feeney guy sucks ass wtf?
Who the fuck are these literal whos? Where are the actual top players?
FUCKING GROUND POUND
thdragonfeeney forgot hoe to ground pound what the fuck
OHNONONONONONONO SHES GONNA BE A TRANNY
left is burning
>EA Stream
>Not even fucking videogames
>Everyone in thread wants to die
>Nintendo Stream
>Everybody is having a good time
>Actual fucking games on screen
Shes getting john numbered
thedragonfeeney about to become a man
Women shouldn't play video games
These announcers are fucking AIDS.
What's with all the red arrows?
my man aurateur would booty blast all of these shit players
Tranny killer
Posting in a sticky.
RIDIN ON CARS
Choked
HOLY FUCK BTFO
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF FEENEY
claim your waifu
You just realized that Yea Forums would find an excuse to talk shit to someone or something, no matter what?
Oh no she's retarded
no
>left screen
oh.. im getting flash backs bros..
these guys suck
mercy kill this shit please
BEEP BEEP BEEP
CHOKE
jesus christ where the FUCK is john numbers FUCK NINTENDO
Anyone hast the schedule?
3d world looks fucking amazing
Man this is a stomp. You think shes gonna turn into a man after this defeat?
They both took the same time to load, the one on the right just hit the start button late.
I had some watermelon eariler. It's so good
>feeney
Just sad
Oh God this one chick is getting punished
LEFT IS FUCKING DESTROYED KEK
I guess you have to be a nintendo fan to enjoy this. This looks super boring.
Nice try EA shill
PLEASE CLAP
Guys it's happening again.
IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
THE STATE OF
>Team USA
>3/4 niggers
cant make this shit up
>Feeny
Left is fucking awful. Just get her the testosterone already.
>entire stream for Super Mario Autist Maker
YIKES!
why are all ameircans la creatura
This is fucking awful.
Holy shit she is abysmal
How can you be so bad?
Shut the fuck up faggot. Post tits
Dragon please...
>that nose
WHY IS AMERICA SO BLACK
Sports vs ESports
Mods aren't going to ban you for being a faggot
with a persecution complex buddy
is she the one getting btfo?
Imagine being a lefty AHAHAHAHAH THEY JUST CANT WIN
YELLOW
MOTHER
FUCKING
NUMBERS
I'm fine, this tournament is a lot more entertaining than that garbage EA stream
>left side
deja vu
>Blinking blocks, the bane of trannies everywhere.
I'm getting cosmo flashbacks
am I wrong or are they not really playing particularly well?
>right meow
Also, we have 100% confirmation the music for the airship theme in 3D World is The Bullet Bill Express.
>feeney
Did the commentator just say "Bitch"?
>the state of feeny
>Dragon
>COSMO 2.0
OH NO NO NO NO NO
ZACKRAY
Damn and she was a cute girl not looking for the cosmo phase to happen
It doesn't matter since it's an un-serious tournament. Literally a 3 vs 3 team match with items enabled. The only "pro" there is really zackray so japanese team is more than likely gonna win.
>Feeny
I didn't watch the EA stream, what happened?
Of course the qt sucks a video games
Unplug your controller feeney.
Choking harder than Cosmo here
>killerbee playing at a moderately skilled level
>feeney playing like a 4 year old little sister not knowing how to play
Embarrassing.
>girl gamers
Wew
>hey, Zack Galifanakis is a nintenbro
>Jordan will never destroy your anus
Feeney chocking so damn hard
Hey
>EA shill
Aren't those a myth?
This is pretty disgusting, e-sports were a mistake.
STOP IT SHE'S ALREADY DEAD
Just put this chick out of her misery...
God damn this is hard to watch.
FEENY ETERNALLY BTFO
SHE LOST WITH A HEADSTART
Watching someone fail this hard in Mario Marker is just hilarious.
OH NO NO NO NO NO
HAS SHE EVER PLAYED A VIDEO GAME BEFORE
She will turn to FtM now
i don't think she ever played super mario before
>doesn't even cut the stream
This is just humiliating now. Please.
>girl gamers
What is it about 3d mario that absolutely murders speed runners?
HOLY SHIT THAT GUY FUCKING SUCKS LOL
how embarassing
Imagine being Feeny RIGHT NOW
I heard that too
Holy fuck this bitch is embarrassingly bad. YIKES.
this is just embarrassing
HAHAHA
>thedragonfeeny right now
And I'm supposed to believe these guys are speed runners?
omg poor girl
why does he keep calling that guy bitch?
>the bane
ive had nightmares like this
oh god i cant watch
got rekt
>as we said, bitch
wtf am I listening to?
the right one already won, so its clear that at least one knows their shit.
How can someone be this bad? Jesus christ.
Who actually gives a shit about this?
>YFW FEENEY
YFW FEENEY
>YFW FEENEY
YFW FEENEY
Embarrassing
Light's in the tournament too
WAHOO WAHOO YEAH WAHOO
holy that one chick is trash
Whos playing for her now.
BING
BING
Feeny about to be a man
Yea Forums
>First part of the stage has you ground pound
>Forget how to fucking ground pound a few moments later
WHY
Speed runners lol
SHE DIDNT EVEN BEAT THE FIRST FUCKING SCREEN
WHAT A FUCKING FRAUD
I AM LEGIT BEYOND MAD
SHE KILLED HER IN COLD BLOOD
How long till she transitions to a boy?
>THIS IS WHAT AFFIRMATIVE ACTION DOES
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
do the winners get any moneys?
So, will Feeney become a man after that pitiful Mario display?
We all know who the winner is definitely NOT gonna partner up with
> 3d
absolute STATE of feeney
bane?
What the fuck is wrong with feeney?
Does she have brain damage?
Vish
SHE DID IT
I don't get it. These levels look piss easy.
Whos gonna be playing smash bros?
this better be at least watchable unlike EA
>women gamers
BANE?
I think he's saying Mitch or Rich, but I can only hear Bitch as well
yea maybe shouldn't have used the diversity card
>commentators focus entirely on feeney's run
Asserting dominance
She LITERALLY did not know how to midair hover. All she had to do was midair hover and she could've beaten it easily.
Perfect meme material
The woman on the left is the one losing her dick for sure.
I'M READY FOR FEENY (MALE (FEMALE)
kys shill
yarrrr.....this doesn't do it matey
youtube.com
THAR SHE BLOWS MATEYS, THIS BE THE FINEST SHANTY OF THE SEVEN SEAS
female """""""gamers"""""""""
that girl that choked is actually a mario maker twitch streamer and regulary goes through expert and super expert levels
yikes
well I doubt the winner is gonna pick feeny as a partner...
Purple shirt grill is cute as fuck.
well she’s a woman so...
Will we start getting ftm speed runners now.
Feeny looks like she's already transitioning so she's got a head start there too
Wtf is vish doing here
shes female, its not her fault
>Speedrunners
Speedrunners
>Speedrunners
Speedrunners
>Speedrunners
Speedrunners
>Speedrunners
Speedrunners
Speedrunner... sure.
Smashfag here, clearly things up slightly
>US Team is mediocre all around, bunch of jobbers that would get 33rd to 65th at actual event
>Zackray is the best player in Japan, Kuro is decent, Konbu is a nobody, Akasa is a decent but nothing impressive
>Light is decent, the others are free
>Australia's best player is literally a K.Rool. They're free-er than free.
LOL who invited her?
NINTENDO
RIP Feeny, that was a public execution.
where's eazy e
Worse part is feeney is generally SOMEWHAT competent in SMM1
Dunno whats up.
btfo kek
>feeney
FEENEY BTFO
>TWO STICKIES
WOOO VIDEO GAMES! I LOVE VIDEO GAMES!!!
It was fucking trash FIFA shit without videogames for 20 minutes and there still isnt any
>gurl gamer
God, that was embarrassing.
Me on the left.
>bane
/y/ reportan in
not one of these youtubers make speedruns.
I miss her bros...
>we got a JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS-tier moment
Off to a great start lads
>NOT ALL BLOCKS ARE CREATED EQUAL
WHAT
Not seen a choke like that in a while
Are those girl speedruners??
THOSE BLOCKS BRO
NOT ALL BLOCKS ARE CREATED EQUAL
See
Pressure
jesus feeney playing that was painful
>commentators: "yeah, you probably should [do obvious thing] since this is like a Mario game and stuff
Sounds pretty condescending and problematic and LMAO
>EA reveal thread getting cucked by Bing Bing maker tournament
And everything was proven right within the world
>no latias on team australia
it's shit
Japan all the way
GET A GODDAMN DICTIONARY YOU UNCULTURED SWINES!
What happened was that nothing happened
Who the fuck picked these "people"? I could have beaten them high and drunk at the same fucking time
Vish
Not without FUCKING NUMBERS
That was pathetic
BING BING WAHOO!
Those block trails are going to lead to some trollish crap. ugh
faster
Which team is Cosmo on?
Is trihex attending this event?
someone please explain john madden to me, I didn't have a wii u and didn't care about MM1
Guys she wasn't even trying, not even 100%. You just watch.
Would this be more or less fun if they invited real speedrunners?
Still more entertaining than EA.
>Yea Forums being sexist as usual because a girl isn't used to play the baby games
I-it's mindgames
she seems really cute, but something weird happens when she opens her mouth
I CANT BELIEVE SHE SHE POINTED AND YELLED EZ!
FEENEY IS JUST 4D CHESSING SAYS COMMENTATORS
FEENEY IS JUST 4D CHESSING SAYS COMMENTATORS
FEENEY IS JUST 4D CHESSING SAYS COMMENTATORS
>literally who event gets sticky because nintendo©
lol explain how this isnt bias
>speedrun
SOMEONE GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE!
>Don't worry guys, she was just pretending to be retarded
Oh yeah she was juat pretending to be bad.
Speedrunners being bad at videogames, why doesn't it surprise me.
>They're trying to cover her ass
>STRUGGLED
>A LITTLE BIT
Post YFW
>Feeney
I guess she can't perform in front of a crowd...
/y/bros unite
/m/ reporting in
She cute, but she can't play for shit, so I wouldn't give her my seed.
I'm thinking it's stage fright. She plays Expert mario regularly, there's no reason to be missing hovers and ground pounds and shit.
I'm being serious, how is it a Nintendo board if there's a sticky for another company right now
Do you salt yours?
Should I watch? Im just eating my melon.
DAB
GOTTEM
JIRARD'S AUTISM IS HOLDING HIM BACK WHAT THE FUCK
BASED
I hope they showered for this event
Depends on how they feel
I'll be legitimately disappointed if Jirard doesn't win this
not sure, seems to switch sides pretty often
>the microstate known solely as abdallah
>He's trying to clear the level already bitch.
WOW.
Well I dunno
She DOES skip levels instantly if she dies even twice or thrice. And she only plays expert, not super expert
she cute
>that webm
Yikes
RIP Abdallah
Jirard IS A FUCKING CHAAADDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FINALLY TRUE GAMERS!
Completionist living up to his name. He’s got this though.
>Yea Forums is not a Nintendo bo...
Johnathan, He who Fornicates with Digits.
manchildren ITT
More fun
Watching good players play is more fun than watching bad players.
WAIT, DID THEY MIX UP THE SCREENS?
HOLY FUCK
unironically, she just didn't know you should hit that boxes multiple time
Get rekt, Aladdin!
Holy shit the completionist was actually pretty clutch. Good on him.
Abdallah is a retard.
Jirard is an autistic savant
Who are those people?
I only know Zackaray, why isn't it like last year?
Is everyone at the Kid, the Goat, and the Mang0?
BASED FUCKING JIRAD DABBING THE LITERAL WHO.
>America team
>full of minority
What did Nintendo mean by this?
Watch it, Chrissy!
nice save
The names just switched. IT'S FUCKING RIGGED
A guy named JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS took on CosmoWright back when he did Zelda speedruns and before he transitioned so hard he became a tranny. Now Cosmo is a former shell of himself.
Bless Nintendo for actually trying
Johnathan integers
OH SHIT THE SWITCHEROO
Abdallah sucks come on completionist!!
>Abdallah just lesuirely going through
THE INCMOMPLETIONIST
>Already left the EA sticky
lol bandwagon jumper
what the fuck happened with the names???
BASED JIRARD TAKES THE GAME
>completionist
>Do you salt yours?
No, I never tried that, actually. Doesn't sound very good.
So, this is the Nintendo Esport scene?
>the complitionist just stuck
he ain't completing this level lol
Nevermind, I thought you were posting splatoon teams, didn't know they were doing teams for smash.
But Japan is still going to destroy, they have zackray and everyone else is a complete literal who
Oh wait, now he's ahead. Never mind.
>thecompletionist
more like the completely shit
>they flipped the fucking names
WHAT
Faster
JIRARDETTE INC
I WOULD CRUSH THESE FAGS
Mmm nvm...
the one that's not a sticky full of useless shit
or the new one you make
WAIT ITS FUCKED UP!!!! JIRARD GAME IS RIGGGEDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> Bitch
Where's the Sony sticky? Oh...
>Europe are such bitches they have to combine their entire continent just to match the power of ONE country
lol Yuropoors.
Okay thanks that's fucking brutal
I bet it was jews
>Should I watch?
Sure, watch while eating your melon
Then what the hell makes them so special?
Try it next time! Not a lot, just enough to cause the sweetness to come out. Its really good.
>sticky for this shit
And yet some people claim that Yea Forums isn't Nintendo/gaf/
This is painful to watch. I love it
>they fucked up the names
>the choke
>the completionist
lol the only thing he completes is his meals
abdallah chads checking in
Holy shit I'm salty that I thought the completionist was doing well and they swapped the names on me. Goddamn.
Cut the feed before it's to late for abdallah
RIGGED
NAMES SWITCHED
RIGGED
NAMES SWITCHED
SimpleFlips would destroy all of these guys.
they fucking lost track of who's who and it's only the second set
>An error has occurred. Please try again later.
Nintendo get your shit together. EA didn't have this problem.
based abdallah
Go back to your EA sticky lololol
MUSLIMS BTFO
I guess she forgot to bring the guy who actually does the playing.
>abdallah has to go all the way back
STOP DIVING
White Americans suck ass at Smash. Only blacks and Latins are good over there.
I hope this level is playable when it gets released
Did they swap the fucking names???
They couldn't get people who have actually played mario games before?
STOP DIVING
Works on my machine.
>They all suck
I stopped playing videogames for this shit.
LEFT SIDE IS CURSED
Yeah, in an ugly competition
>doesnt completionist
rent free
Based Goblino
This. Pathetic desu.
>The names got swapped partway through the level
rigged?
he's too busy being stuck in gay baby jail
Abdallah nation btw
>EA sticky
Nice try faggo
nice taste in masked men bro
wow twitch and a sticky pepewojack
Nice one, I chuckled at your post my friend!
Based, should've had him come.
works fine on my machine
OH DAMN
There was a sticky for EA too, miserable faggot. So is it EAgaf now too?
is it me, or does cat mario seem like absolute cancer
To be fair, nobody played 3D World in 2D before.
JIRARD NOOOOO
>that wink
ANY % > 100% CONFIRMED
LOOK AT THAT SMUG MOTHERFUCKER!
CRAP! Jirard lost Round 1!
male """"""""""gamers"""""""""""
seething
I think they did. Did they fuck up or am I having a stroke?
Stream is fine here
>BING BING WAHOO in the background
lol
WHERE IS HE, NINTENDO????
This is actually the German team
They won because Nintendo's tournament was done on Smashdown, and the french team had Gluttony, their best player, pick Peach, RobinGG's main, to hinder his performance, only to realise that using Daisy/Echos in general afterwards wasn't banned, so he basically wasted his time for nothing with a character he can't play.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Vertical levels are too hard for players it seems
Who do I want as my opponent?
Feeney or yellowkillerbee?
Hmmmm
>the incompletionist
I am so disappointed in Jirard.
Fuck that looks hot. I love Rouge.
>days without mutts seething : 0
3d world in 2d is something that's not really a thing to be fair, especially that car
that blonde girld had a better time, didn't she?
INCOMPLETIONIST SEETHING
What's up with Gears and gay fan art from japan?
>The Completionist
>didn't complete
Pottery.
>arrow pointing to the wall he has to jump to
>he jumps on the opposite wall
what a retard
When is the Smash Bros tournament?
>the dudes played even worse than the girls
kek
That wouldnt even be funny. It would be like Goku fighting some slimes in dragon quest
Failures of the players aside, these levels are really fucking creative.
Whats he thinking?
*BING*
how can kuffar even compete?
This shit was rigged
>he’s not at the Nintendo NY store watching it rn
Sadboi
>Invite girl super expert runners
>Invite guy casuals
Nintendo is secretly fucking brilliant.
I'd imagine it would be the Invitational levels for one were made unlockable.
SEETHING
HOLY SHIT
These guys fucking suck.
last
The Completionist looking like he's about to kill in the name of Allah
Abdallah squad, where u at?
HOLY SHIT FEENEY REDEMPTION
Abdallah's jacket is pretty sick
>completionist on the verge of tears
>all the boys beat one girl
>another girl beat all the boys
Completionist confirmed for gender transition speedrun later?
BASED
>that wink
Bros my heart he's such a chad
Thanks gamer
Also lmao they fucking switched the names mid-through
JIRARD, DON'T TRANSITION, PLS!
Bout to become The Transitionist
He says too many naughty words to be invited.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
THEY HAD THE CHICKS ON THE WRONG SIDE
STOP DIVING YOU FUCKING IDIOT
>Nintendo trying to sully Feeney's name by showing the wrong screen
>We switched the names lol
At least they both made it past the second room
>they fucked up the names on the entire first round
NANI?
to be fair the sm3dw physics are probably way off nsmb physics
>They had the screens wrong
Oh for fucks sake this is a trainwreck.
Wait what
OH SHIT
KILLER BEE BTFO' FEENEY WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG
ah-bloo-blooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
BANE?
They got the names mixed up
He couldn't complete it.
The first thing in his life he couldn't complete.
He's dead inside.
How do you fuck up that badly with a simple stream.
>thedragonfeenie was the winning side all along
WHAT THE FUCK NINTENDO
>Oh god, they're going to take my penis...
abdallah chads report. probably the purest nintendo youtuber
THEY FUCKED UP THE SCREEN ORDER
THEY FUCKED UP ON BOTH
>Yea Forums when the girl takes the gold
>JUST
JUST
>JUST
JUST
>JUST
JUST
>JUST
JUST
>JUST
JUST
Everyone apologize to Feeny RIGHT NOW
Man, this thing has some plot twists.
OH NONONONONO
its complicated
The names were fucking swapped for the first game too?
>this thread
>Feeney actually won
APOLOGISE TO FEENEY RIGHT NOW.
FEENEY ACTUALLY WON FAGGOTS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FEENEY ACTUALLY WON FAGGOTS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FEENEY ACTUALLY WON FAGGOTS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yea Forums BTFO
they fucked up the names on-screen
LOL.
She wasn't actually shit!
Thank god!
>they said the wrong person won
hahaha nintendo is fucking incompetent
FEENEY SHITPOSTERS BTFO
J U S T
>It's over. I fucked up
>the screens were actually switched
holy fuck
>fucking none of the names were ever right
What the fuck are you doing Nintendo
wait what was swapped?
>Nintendo invitational people have waited for since last month
>blew the roof off for the last two or three years
>literally who
cope
>I should have used a different name.
KEK
>Feeny actually won
Wuuuut
I knew something was fucky with the first round
>
around 2-3 hours
It's one casual and one expect runner for both genders. It's rigged so it's guy vs girl no matter what.
How many cute girls are there?
Aura would shit on these scrubs so hard it'd be embarassing.
You can't have actually good players competing against someone like feeney
MISOGYNISTS BTFO
Thinking he won't make a good woman
FEENY DID NOTHING WRONG
BASED ABDALLAH
>THE NAMES SWITCHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GET
IT
Why is there a sticky for this?
wait, so who the fuck one? The hot chick?
embarrassing
Wait what
How did feeney win?
What?
FEENY REDEEMED
JIRARD IS STEAMED
JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS
REIGNS SUPREME
What is this plot armor
>I'm going to have to get reassignment surgery
wtf they fucked up
>jirard worse than a gurl gamer
L O L
What the fuck is even going on?
>TRANNY WON
WHAT?????????????
there's only four fucking people nintendo, how did you screw this up
I'm so confus.
Shut the fuck up pajeet
Wtf, /our girl/ won
Wait what just happened
yeah this is rigged.
Names were wrong the entire time. What the fuck
PATRIARCHY GOT SMASHED
this show is rigged
>Woman chooses terrible woman because womyn
Fuck.
>feeny in first
Literally what
IT WAS SWAPPED
APOLOGIZE YOU FUCKING BIGOTS
>Jirard in 4th
>3rd place didn't even finish the first room
????????
RIGGED
Based sideways poster
cringe
TWO
DNFS
TWO DNFS IN A FUCKING ROW
Wait, didn't YKB win?
MEN BTFO
WILL PENISKEKS EVER RECOVER
i think they went with 4 people they could monetize. 2 youtube, 1 propped up by twitch, and one that does a lot of gdq shit
yellowkilledbee
Just go back to the EA sticky and watch FIFA you faggot.
What? I thought KillerBee finished
They had the names labelled wrong in the beginning, so it seemed like the completionist was winning
But they fixed it
>Lost to a tranny
NOOOOOOO ABDULLA WHAT THE FUCK
WAIT FEENEY'S A GOD
what the fuck nintendo
>bee in 3rd despite not making it past the FIRST FUCKING AREA
The names were swapped the entire time, Feeney actually won, Bee sucked
Where is the sticky for League of Legends tournament, huh? It has way more viewers than Nintendo shit.
Why is Nintendo crap so special?
FEENEY CHADS RISE UP
>one shitty action justifies another
please don't have sex
>The shittiest player is a woman
>But the best is also a woman
Legit interesting :thinking:
Yea ForumsINCELS BTFO
So the cute girl won and the bitch mom lost? I'm ok with that.
There's an EA sticky if you want to go there lol
>Jirard gets farther in the level
>4th place
Hum
>The C O M P L E T I O N I S T
>DNF
They had mixed up the names in the beginning. You guys had been calling the tranny as the loser when she won hard.
>Nintendies actually supporting this
what's going on
>"I couldn't complete it :("
Femoid privilege
It's called equality you cis scum
fuckin saved
>le gamur gurl
>giga-roastie with tats/piercings
Every fucking time
Did they mess the names up?
CAN NUMBERS STOP THE DIALATION MENANCE?
Admiration for yellowbee lost
Feeny is my queen now
that's not a tranny, moron
HE WAS ROBBED
>HE WAS ROBBED
HE WAS ROBBED
>HE WAS ROBBED
HE WAS ROBBED
>HE WAS ROBBED
HE WAS ROBBED
>HE WAS ROBBED
HE WAS ROBBED
>HE WAS ROBBED
HE WAS ROBBED
>HE WAS ROBBED
HE WAS ROBBED
>HE WAS ROBBED
HE WAS ROBBED
>HE WAS ROBBED
HE WAS ROBBED
>HE WAS ROBBED
HE WAS ROBBED
>HE WAS ROBBED
HE WAS ROBBED
>HE WAS ROBBED
HE WAS ROBBED
>HE WAS ROBBED
I'm sorry feeny
>Leaguefaggot
Kill yourself
Because ASSFAGGOTS is literally shit tier vidya that only goobers play. Have sex.
He still has his friend on the mind. He misses Jared.
League of Legends isn't an upcoming game you fucking retard
ARE YOU A KID?
OR A SQUID?
nintendo streams are always fucking up which makes it more interesting than the EA one which is just boring
APOLOGIZE TO FEENEY NOW
YOU INSULTED HER
SHE'S ACTUALLY A PROGAMER
THEY SWAPPED THE NAMES ACCIDENTALLY
FEENEY ACTUALLY WON
APOLOGIZE NOW!!!
Guys relax they just nintendo switched the names
Part of E3
Names were on wrong side until halfway through the mens game.
nah m8, shes just canadian. thats how they work
they had the screens on the wrong side
blessed image
THE NAMES WERE SWAPPED THE ENTIRE FIRST ROUND
FEENEY WON
KILLER BEE WAS THE ONE SUCKING
THAT SAID HOW THE FUCK IS COMPLETIONIST LAST DESPITE MAKING IT FURTHER IN THE LEVEL THAN BEE OVERALL?
They fucked up and had the labels reversed.
Did you start a thread with links and/or information asking for the mods to sticky it? No? Then shut the fuck up.
She's ONLY streaming Mario maker. She's not Grandpoohbear or the other kaizo mario lads level, but she does a lot.
how you get that so quick?
Because Nintendo is horribly incompetent
Holy shit, Did HungryBox eat Cosmo?
Damn, that was fast.
Did I miss just one round?
So this is the final battle between girl gamers and regular gamers.....
I WANT TO BEE YELLOWBEE
>He went to the EA sticky
...
why are you saying that a tranny won ?
LEMONADE
To free us from having to watch ea.
>feeney and Abdallah win this whole thing in the first two positions and have winner's sex.
>Jirad tries to get some from killerBee but she says he can't complete her.
...
>logic puzzles
GEE I WONDER WHICH SEX WILL WIN THIS
so who are names correct now?
So if Sony hosted a thing where gamers played NSaneTrilogy on stream you wouldn't support it
What's with the no-names smash players
I only know Zackaray, why isn't it like last year?
Is everyone at the Kid, the Goat, and the Mang0?
ADD ONLINE MULTIPLAYER YOU COWARDS
screenToGif
Man looks like she has tons of makeup on her face
BASED GIFPOSTERS
This is fun now.
League of legends is shit. and you're shit for bring it up
I'm laughing, not seething you idiot. That's why I typed "lol" dumb ESL
This looks really good
Oh shit this is good.
There is online multi
Will the original Mario Maker invitational Champion and runner-up be there playing as a team? Cosmo and John would destroy these posers!
B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BAAAASED
>THE ENTIRE MALE GENDER BTFO
>you can pick up other players
This is creative
Yea Forums doesn't give even one fuck for League.
Wait is one of the woman transitioned? They both look very female.
oh shit it's actually close
And the entire time for the woman's.
Not with friends
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF COCK
What are the chances they reveal smash news at the end of the tournament?
>THE NON COMPLETIIONIST STRIKES AGAIN
>women absolutely DABBING on these two Yea Forums nazi incel gamers
Based...
Jesus Christ play like you actually want to keep your dick guys
absolute state of this
>Allowing you to progress, you bitch!
Hope they enjoy this gig while they can, this will be their last one.
men btfo
>PLOT TWIST: NAMES SWITCH AGAIN
ok
SMASH THE PATRIARCHY!
WTF I love women now
KEKED
normalfags BTFO
BASED ninty
>THE SHIT THEY'RE PLAYING IN THE EA THREAD
JESUS
Man the commentators sound so forced
NOOOOO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING PLS MY GENDER MUST SURVIVE NOOOOOOOOOO
>thinking I'm mad when I'm not
lol
Yeah okay she didn't suck, but what do her tits look like?
okay
Man this is fucked
THIS IS CLOSE
0
Zackray is the only one I know here but the guy on the left on JP's team is cyoot
Jesus christ, feeney looks scary
I'd be terrified
all 4 of them are actually
no, its just Yea Forums shitposting
no, incels just can't cope
Low, unless it’s a small teaser.
BTFFOO THESE BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this room is proably too hard
If it doesn't let you do it with friends and only with randoms how would these pairs of people be playing with each other? I don't get it.
Does it allow wireless multiplayer?
WOMEN BTFO
>mfw this is 1000000000000000x more entertaining than the entire fucking EA conference
>puzzle requires actual skill
>f*males can't complete it
pottery
why cant women work together, they just have this natural urge to sabotage eachother
HE'S GONNA DO IT
HE'S GONNA COMPLETE
WOMEN BTFO
SHELLFISH
ITS OVER FOR WOMEN
Imagine her sucking your dick. Exotic. I like it.
>GIRL GAMERS
>women
Fuck women
>w*men
Get fucked roasties.
>choosing the girl who failed timed jumps to help with a timed jump course
LMAO
That was great
byebye girls
Fuming.
>right is choking
>killer bee fucking it up again
COME ON
WOMEN BTFO
Women lose again.
Let's go
PENIS REDEEMED
>Women can't work together
THEY LIVE TO NOT BE TRANNIES FOR ANOTHER DAY
tranny cope, either way I could BTFO any of the losers they put on stage, I'm not even good. Hell, Arin Hanson could probably outplay them
BTFOOOOOOOOO
NO GIRLS ALLOWED
COCK ALWAYS WINS BABY
wrath is a legitimately good competitive player, he was the #1 sonic NA for quite a while
the world isn't ready for two player mario
FUCK YOU VICTORIA
FUCK WOMEN
And them men crush the women again..
when will women learn?
trick question they cant
>IMAGINE BEING A GIRL GAMER
>WOMEN
>VIDEO GAMES
this coop mode is actually extra hype
They're evenly matched. Both teams suck just as much.
>women
>cooperation
LOOK AT THEESE FEEMALEEESS OHNONONNOONNOONONONONONONONONONONONONONON AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAHHHHH
Back to the kitchen you go
POST
>YFW
WHEN YOU AREN'T A WOMAN
Fucking Nintendo man
Feeneybros.....
Coop mario maker looks fun.
>women
Wait is there local co op play?
Well, it was fun before that room
WOMEN BTFO
I can imagine abdallah and jirard playing mario and luigi in a new live action movie
This level is based
BASED ABDALLAH
COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS
They didn't know what it was going to be
>comes in first
>picks the worst player as her partner
>lose second round
No.
MOFUCKING ABDALLAH
you trying to tell me watching people play vidya is more fun than some loud faggot interrupting devs and inciting employees to WOO?
THOTS PATROLLED
why are you posting gay dmc porn?
GENDER WARS IS OVER
MEN WON AGAIN
SEXIST TOURNAMENT
Nothing beats the cock.
BEST COMEBACK OF THIS DECADE
ROASTIES BTFO
PRESS D TO DAB ON THE GURL GAYMERS
trips of based truth
>female gamers
CAN'T BEAT THE COCK
>BACK TO THE KITCHEN
BACK TO THE KITCHEN
>BACK TO THE KITCHEN
BACK TO THE KITCHEN
>BACK TO THE KITCHEN
BACK TO THE KITCHEN
I am so disgusted by the toxic masculinity of this board, its just a fucking game incels.
Females BTFO
COMPLETIONIST COMPLETED
GIRL GAMERS EVERYWHERE ON SUICIDE WATCH
Why did dragon pick the shit girl
I'm loving this
WOMEN DESTROYED
damn you people are sexist as fuck
>video games better than sports and commercials for micro transactions
naturally
>policing a pointless psuedo twitch chat thread
shigy.
That was a pretty neat course
Co-Op courses sound fun
WOMEN BTFO
>her
>"This just shows that women can't cooperate!"
wow too far nintendo
>People didn't get why the 2 girls paired up
Because YKB is shit so it would be an easy win for the finale but KARMA BIT YOU IN THE ASS BITCH!
WOMEN BTFO
BASED
post yfw when you first realised women exist Yea Forums
Coop Mario Maker is going to be the Dark Souls of the 2019s.
I read that in the Pokemon stadium announcer voice.
If Sony choked like Nintendo then I'd be blasting them too console baby
>men win again easily
psh nothing personnel
TRANNIES BTFO
>The Completionist goes to the finals, as it should be.
also, Seriously, since whehn someone is allowed to say the word BITCH, that much in a nintendo event?
Victory through DICK UNITY
Women are shit at working together as well.
the guys with the team work
Pulled down by yellow killer SHIT
TWO HWHITE MALES???!
NINETNDO WTF??
mfw this silly nonsense has almost as much viewers on Twitch as the EA stream
>tfw you realize Nintendo wants the girls to win because it would be good press for the girl gamer team to win
>they lose though
>based PATRIARCHY OF COCK remains victorious
kek
To be fair the one chick sucked the other was better
> BOYS > GIRLS
Haha, fuck yes!
That was actually challenging, and that level design is dope
VAGINAS LOSE
COCKS WIN
Wireless local is confirmed yeah
that was her first mistake, not going for blood. luigi fucked it all up
cant beat the cock man
nope
The soul of john numbers still lingers
Not a lot of sporrtmanship in this thread.
Why are women so bad at everything?
dicks over everything
Killerbee dragged her down
feeney got robbed.
that blonde was awful
did she ever play mario?
Fuck that was actually fun
this is a woman...?
I can feel GOTY for this game incoming.
Co-op look like a lot of fun. Too bad I will never get to play it because you can't play online with friends.
Penis = based
Vagina = cringe
WOMEN GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH!
I would let her play with my switch
>girls btfo
roasties btfo, based mario maker devs
It's Yea Forums. Of course they're gonna act like children.
>the 2 player looks genuinly fun
>will never be able to enjoy it
why bros
Imagine actually thinking women could beat men at video games kek.
keep hearing this too
based bikki poster
Nintendo is redpilled as fuck
Hilarious
because i can
>Women rules! Incels btfo! Haha!
>n-no you are sexist
Ayy lmao
lol fuck women
>Female gamers are both the first ones to lose
No, it was just one woman this time around. Feeny still has the fastest time for round 1.
His name's Mitch.
15%
Her fault for not chosing abdallah
>Incel thread
You people wouldn't say that if you knew the shit he pulls.
>jirard
>white
Your P Switch?
Why Nintendo tournament are so fucking fun and comfy
post your face, incel
>still thinking I'm mad
rofl
D
Are they really women? or wo(men)?
Goddamn it I wish I had a fat set of tits and a vagina, I'd slut it up so hard and get all the free money I could stomach
this is some hilarious shit my man
Sucks they didn't book a John Numbers vs Narcissa rematch. If Narcissa could've beat John in Mario Maker 2 no bullshit, I may actually cry.
neither one was white
You can tell she's a woman by how fucking terrible at video games she is
I don't know about the other one though, she beat everyone on that first stage
yes, but an ugly one
I love cock
when is splatoon
damn this is gonna be a fucking blowout, feeney should've chosen abdallah as her teammate so we could have something close
Jirard redemption arc incoming
>women can't cooperate
Isn't that just for ranked mode?
Yea Forums chat stream where?
It was a SFW image, you dumb janny.
Have sex, sexists.
>Playing puzzle-based levels on co-op with strangers
The eight circle hell.
completionist looks like a bad custom wrestler on a ps2 game
non meming, she literally only started playing it this month. i have no clue why she was picked
looks like a milf sark with hair
Fifa....Fifa....a ,lot of fucking talking, still talking
really?
damn, my left ear must be REALLY fucked up.
Vitch is the name of one of the comentators
>Feeney won the first round
>But she's out of the finals because she lost the second round
>The completionist is in the finals
What's the point of the first round?
This coop mario maker thing looks fun as fuck tho.
Jannies have always been nitoddlers. This sticky is cringe, yeah, but it's nothing new.
5 hours.
Thank you male feminist gamer, I will give you girl gamer smooches for being a good boy
When does Splatoon 2 stuff start?
feeney landed her own defeat
she picked killerbee for an easy win in the finals rather than pick a competent teammate.
Sploon is next, then smash
NUMBERS
That can't be a woman, that's a tranny
You're a big Mario.
I don't see how this is Choking
no it wasn't lol
SOMEONE GO TO RESETERA AND GATHER COMMENTS
JIRARDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! USSSSE YOOUR BRRRAIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Feeney unironically would've dabbed on Jirard if that twitch thot wasn't a massive fuck-up.
You gotta admit, some pretty neat level ideas considering they were just made by treehouse guys
it's hilarious how people are now expecting everyone of being a tranny. Kinda like expecting everybody is a spy
After mario maker
The completionist should change his name to the sometimes completionist with the amount of DNFs this fucker has
WHAT IS THIS NIGHTMARE LEVEL
winner chose the coop partner
HOW ARE THEY THIS BAD AT THIS PUZZLE
There are stickies for everyone you whiny baby, there's a fucking EA sticky
HE KICKED IT!
>overlapping music from both streams
AAAAAAAAAAA
OH NO NO NO NO NO
I’m here trying to figure that out too
THE COMPLETIONIST 400 IQ PLAYS
WHAT WAS THAT HAHHAHA
FUCK ABDALLAH
WHY WOULDN'T YOU HIT THE FUCKING SWITCH
>only 1000 posts
holy fuck nintendo shitters are dead
Day 1 Patch
TEAMWORK MAKES THE DREAM WORK
I thought she was 50
It's the audio balance and the stream in general, I've heard it too.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH LOOK AT THE TOP OF HISS HEAAAD
This is why reading is important guys. He outplayed himself.
Dude, I figured out what to do immediately.
>ABDALLAH TRAPPED THE P-SWITCH AT THE END
YOU FOOL
good thing I left the sticky when apex shit started
yes, it was
>so used to super expert cheese that they can't play regular levels
>abdallah
PUUUUUUUSH IIIIIITTTTTT
Can someone confirm local co op?
He fucking dropped it
HAHAHAHA, that a comeback
TRANNY SAPPING MAH SPEEDRANNING EVENT
but he won that level
poor guy. must be hard living with such a name...
AND THE COMPLETIONIST COMPLETES THE FIRST STAGE!
that choke though
ABDALLAH NOOOO
ALL SMILES
absolutely COMPLETED
How will Bitch (Mitch) ever recover from this
JIRARD REDEMPTION ARC BEGINS NOW
HE'S
COMPLETING
HE'S GOING TO DO IT
HE'S GOING TO COMPLETE ALL OF US
why did he throw the switch into the twister ahhahhsalasoaslasoasas
>his smile and completion rate: 100%
OUR BOY DID IT!
>REDEMPTION ARC
REDEMPTION ARC
>REDEMPTION ARC
REDEMPTION ARC
>REDEMPTION ARC
REDEMPTION ARC
>REDEMPTION ARC
REDEMPTION ARC
she's the retard that chose the woman as opposed to the other winner, so it's her fault she lost
So is mario an E-sport now?
the phased audio just fried my brain
HE'S CARRYING IT LIKE A WATERMELON
The biggest mistake girls make is thinking that they're capable of any sort of teamwork with other girls.
BASED BEARD
>You can't go through pipes carrying anything
kaizomap shitters btfo
But everyone is a spy, user.
Redemption arc activated
>The UTTER STATE of Bintendo
Wish they had a really tough kaizo level coming up.
We'd be here for hours.
This is actually pretty fun.
No as a whole but hey complaints got checkpoints so its not a loss cause.
I had no ideas Nero and crewcut porn existed
completionist saved from transitioning.
>please shit on me more janny
His smile and optimism: restored
based.
>mario maker esports
>someone said something about finals
>both players are literal 80 IQ retards
This is fucking horrible
>bing bing wahoo
why is this a sticky?
HIS HOPE AND OPTIMISM: RESTORED
>kicks the P block into a void
What a fucking idiot
Haha
I'M FUCKING COMPLETING
How about you watch the Direct that was dedicated to SMM2 news?
>New Mario Maker Wii U
That's what most white women look like after they pass 25.
Abdallah destined to be changed into a woman confirmed. RIP his dick.
No, it's for both. I really hope they'll fix that.
The Switch doesn't even have voice chat on the console so you have to co-op with people without being able to talk to them
>The Jirard redemption saga
It's not weird because game companies are obsessed with pandering to them these days, see MK11 and it's multiple back pats for hiring trans devs. Sucks for ugly women
>reach the coin
career over
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No one cares about snoygroids.
OH SHIT HE'S BACK
>SUPER MARIO WORLD 2
FUCKING LEAKED
WE'RE GETTING YOSHI'S ISLAND AS THE SECOND SPECIAL GAME MODE
WE'RE COMIN HOME YOSHI BROS
THAN WHERE IS MY SONY STICKY???
Abdalla AbDabbin' on this nigga
BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING WAHOO BIGN BING BING BING BING BING BING YEAH BING BING BING BING
This.
Get some real runners like poobear and simple for some hardcore shit.
Yes, you use one controller each from the Switch. You can also co-op over internet. It's fucking great.
Ok, now post YFW you're a WHITE male.
why is this sticked
>TEABAGGING
>doesnt even know the name of the theme
WHO IS THIS MAN
teabagged
D I S R E S P E C T
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>WEEEEE
THAT TAUNT
TAUNT
TAUNT
TAUNT
TOXIC
Dumbass, the tornadoes were pushing them up, not letting them enter the pipe, it wasnt because of them holding items
>commentator going "WHEEEE!!!"
TEABAGGED
>that t-bagging
>teabagging
NO NO NOOOO DELETE IT CLOSE THE STREAM HE TEABAGGED
THE DISRESPECT
THAT FUCKING TEABAG!
>BM
no we're not, now continue on your merry way to the control point please
THAT BM
>teabagging
ABDALLAH NO
oh, well, you did it again nintendo.
i'm even more hyped for a game i was ultra hyped and already bought
/an/ here
T-BAGGED
THE BANTS
Based
based abdallah
>ABDALLAH LITERALLY DABBED ON HIM
OHHHHH SHIT IT'S GETTING REAL
>Teabagging in a Nintendo tournament
THE SPIRIT OF JOHN NUMBERS LIVES ON
>he doesn't even know what the game is called
kek
Post >yfw sportsmanship is over
Just got here, what'd i miss?
THE DISRESPECT
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT HAPPENED COMPLETIONBROS?
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE UNSTOPPABLE?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bruh.... he didn't need to do that tho.....
OMG he dabbed on that whitey
THE ULTIMATE DISRESPECT
GETTING TEABAGGED IN FUCKING MARIO MAKER
CAREFUL ABDALLA HES HUNGRY
>both males in the final
they could have just skipped the entire first half desu
DISRESPECT! DISRESPECT!!!!!
NINTENDO! BAN THAT GUY!
What did he say that everyone’s spamming toxic
Dat taunt
if this was a riot or blizzard game he'd be kicked off
DISRESPECT BY THE MIDDLE EASTERNER
None of these players are best of the best it's just for fun while showing off mario maker.
>s*yny
Completionist should have busted him in the fucking jaw.
BASED
NOOOOOOOOO THIS IS TOXIC DELETE THIS
>disqualified
disqualified
>disqualified
disqualified
>disqualified
disqualified
>disqualified
disqualified
>disqualified
disqualified
>disqualified
disqualified
>disqualified
disqualified
>disqualified
disqualified
>newfag uses big words he doesn't know the meaning of
Never gets old.
JIRARD IN FUCKING SHAMBLES
Redemption arc cancelled
>Teabagging
WE HAVE A VILLAIN
teabagging is fucking sexist. It's time we do away with such a man-centered insult
>teabagging on a live nintendo stream
>Teabagging
SHAMEFUR
I don't know why she didn't choose one of the dudes.
TOXIC
O
X
I
C
This would be absolutely based and be goty hands down.
>teabags at the goalpost
THIS TOXICITY
>BM
Fucking kek
BUT WHO WILL TRANSITION?
>Abdallah teabagging
Snoy isn't doing E3
BASED
THE DISRESPECT
>TEABAG
DAMN
Based Abdalla teabagging at a family event
>THE FUCKING TEABAG
NO
NO NO NO
THE COMPLETIONIST IS GONNA FUCKIN
TEABAGGED
You know why
>WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What the fuck lol
>But the best is also a woman
I thought the best player was some Jap twink?
D I S R E S P E C T
It's a major video game event. A casual video game event that probably won't have anything notable in it, but a major video game event regardless.
>teabagging
blessed stream
We need grassroots Mario Maker tournaments like in Smash so we can have these esports BM moments
DAMNIT JIRARD
>teabagging on a official Nintendo tournament
Fucking based
>abdallah
THE CHAD ABDALLAH
THE VIRGIN COMPLETIONIST
COMPLETED
>COMPLETED
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Reminder that the loser of this final will become a tranny within 1 year
It's the law.
abdallah did teabagging.
same reason ea is a sticky.
Because the EA sticky needs to be carried
COMPLETED
Haha
TEABAGGING CURSED
That’s for the teabag, BITCH!
These levels are way too short
TBAGGED AND HE GOT BODIED IMMEDIATELY LMAO
UNDER. A. MINUTE.
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA
LEVEL: COMPLETED
TAUNT TO GET FUCKING BODIED
>my connection is so bad that the video pauses even if I watch it at 144p
>Sony
>E3
user...
Jirard just doing it fucking CLEAN
KARMA
A
R
M
A
This shit is SO FUCKING COMFY
wow
I'm having fun watching other people playing video games.
I hope I won't become a cuck or something
Posts that didn't age well.
TEABAGGING MADE HIM LOSE
>INSTANT KARMA FOR T-BAGGING
KARMA
Holy fuck that one was quickly done. Good job, Jirard.
Boy, that post aged badly.
TOO COCKY
raped by ugly bastard
this game sucks lol
Damn he molested that round.
INSTANT KARMA
ABDALLAH GETTING JINXED BY HIS HUBRIS
THE FALLEN VILLAIN
INSTANT FUCKING KARMA
BTFO
Completionist is now in the groove of play
>TAUNT TO GET BODIED
TAUNT TO GET BODIED
>TAUNT TO GET BODIED
TAUNT TO GET BODIED
>TAUNT TO GET BODIED
TAUNT TO GET BODIED
ABSOLUTELY BASED BEARD, KEBAB BTFO
Jirard : 2
THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE : 1
That confirmed level making, not local cooperative level play, or did I miss it?
REVERSED
Can't wait to watch completionist video after this. I love how much he loves games so listening to him talk about it will be comfy.
>COMPLETIONIST FUCKING DOESN'T EVEN TAUNT, HE JUST STOMPS HIS OPPONENT INTO THE GROUND NEXT ROUND
OH
MY
GOD
>he stayed up until 2am for this
Fucking loving every laugh
REDEMPTION ARC
>REDEMPTION ARC
REDEMPTION ARC
>REDEMPTION ARC
REDEMPTION ARC
HAHAHAH REDEMPTION ARC CONFIRMED!
You can only do online multiplayer with randos. Nintendo outright said that playing with friends will be impossible unless they're in the same room as you, all with their own Switch and their own copy of the game.
Nintendo = fun videogames
Snoy = shit movies
EA isnt showing game for children
>teabags
>gets dabbed on
Just came home, how's SMM2 look like
JOHN
TAUNT TO GET BODIED
Yeah, I'm having more fun watching this then most press conferences. Strange.
taunt into getting rekt combo
Taunt > Get bodied true combo
There actually are grassroots SM64, Sunshine, and SMB3 tournaments.
>You can also co-op over internet
Bullshit how
THE
REDEMPTIONIST
Nintendo's genius is about making 20-30 plus neckbeards keep playing their games. Fucking crazy.
Will we have a character reveal at the Smash segment?
TAUNT TO GET BODIED
C O M P L E T E D
FUCKING
Where did the wamen go?
absolutely COMPLETE
Lets fucking go!
>taunt to get bodied
E3, retard.
Nah the other chick is gonna turn out her vagina.
I love how Mario Maker is so much fun that everyone on Yea Forums is loving it.
Just pure unadultered video game joy.
Prehistoric preservation. Smug look. No laughs from crowd.
>bm
>get bodied immediately after
Yikes!
Back to the kitchen
DO IT MR COMPLETE
BEAT THE VILLAIN
Please keep posting funny One Piece reaction images
Yea Forums won't give me any
>Teabagging on Nintendo
>Plz no Bully on EA
Fun fact: Jirard played one of my levels during an episode of Beard Bros once. Co-host was screaming at him what to do the entire time but he couldn't even begin to piece it together despite not even being a puzzle and arrows pointing out exactly what to do
2nd level played about 10 min it. Dragon rider
youtube.com
C H O K E
H
O
K
E
Can't you just run over 1 block gaps?
>immediately destroyed after teabagging
Blessed and Banepilled
>his name is fucking abdullah
I didn't even know lmao.
THAT TROLL
NUMBERS
BIG BOOM BOOM
OH GOD THIS BRUTALITY
NINTENDO YOU BASTARDS
this shit has more viewers on YouTube/Twitch than the EA streams
JIRARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What a savage stage!
NO NO NO
Why aren't they playing on the same screen?
Pretty sure you can, yes.
Anyone else super comfy right now and getting hyped for Mario Maker Youtube takeover Round 2
WHY DID YOU LET HIM LAND YOU DNF FUCK
HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW YOU CAN RUN ACROSS GAPS
>that fucking lock coin switch
well played treehouse
welcome to the future cunt
the fails
That fucking troll spike
>Jirard doesn't know you can just run
>that mutumbo reference
kek
FUCKING LAVA
>these dudes keep jumping into the ice spikes like retards
>Bill cosby NO NO NO
No matter who you are or how much you deny it, you love Mario. It’s nothing but pure video game FUN.
Who is the villian of this tournament?
Imagine being the completionist right now
YOU CAN JUST WALK OVER IT?
thats a cute boi
do you have any more
i love seals
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
COMPLETE BEAT HIM
>literally suicides to the icicles
RETARD, WHY ARE YOU JUMPING THE CUBES?
YOU JUST RUN THEM OVER, THAT'S WHAT YOU DO.
Why the fuck does he keep jumping into the spikes? God damn, hit the switch, hold b, and run
People play mario like pussies
>completionist does it first despite not knowing you can just run over the interspersed blocks
Now shit got real, and so far both guys are unable to win the first part.
THIS is how a proper finale should be.
FUCK HIM UP JIRARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>That trap at the end
COMPLETE
O
M
P
L
E
T
E
HOLY FUCK THIS LEVEL IS AIDS
DSP would already beat this level
>Jirad keeps fucking jumping on the blocks instead of just running across
This is amazing.
Why is competitive Mario so much fun?
>completionist
AAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
completionist can't brain around icesicles.
Sad!
Hoel
He's on youtube. Splatoon on switch was around 35k.
How long do you think this is gonna take? I want to sleep a bit and then turn in for the possible announcement.
They're both good games but splatoon had a better tournament
Why is Team Europe filled with attractive dudes?
Like, I'm not gay, but I want to go backstage and be used by all the team as a celebration for their win.
>where are whites at?
Doing more important things.
Like making money and building the next stages of society along with the Asians that acquired a soul
yeah no shit why does nintendo hate giving people what they want with smash
>"waiting for this match-up ALL DAY"
I can't take it anymore jesus...
Why does this Joker character pose at the end of each throw? What's his deal?
I'm here cunt
>NA vs USA
>Halberd
is this a pearl harbor reference?
fuck meleefags & most of all fuck rosterfags
>switch
I meant twitch.
basket ball americans.
>What's his deal?
Stylin and profilin
wtf joker just killed futaba
>be a 'better' player
>lose to a game mechanic
Really ooogles my noodle
>NA vs USA
retard
peach and joker are cheap characters. i was talking about FS specifically
couple of jorkers
Seems like he wasn't better in this ruleset
Nobody is particularly comfortable with this ruleset so they're playing safe.
Additionally, squad strike encourages this behaviour. DBFZ retards think squad strike would force variety but it just means you can pick various characters that specialize for roles and fill your team with them instead of finding a character that has your ideal balance of skills.
>>NA vs USA
nigga what
Heh
Look at these couple of JOKERS
BASED
samus is a dragoon that lasts 4 seconds covering airdodges (the dragoon's one counter) at higher percents and at low percents gets a shit ton of damage for free aswell.
it's a fucked final smash for sure easily better than joker's.
fuck
JP vs USA
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
>can i get a sticky?
>instant sticky
not a nintendogaf
since the rest of the tournament is squad strike japan have already got this wrapped up thanks to zackray
how good are these guys compared to people who play in actual pro games?
>Joker v. Joker
>Smash Ball won't spawn
>one appears right as one dies
>fucking Wario grabs it
Give me my fucking all out attack
nice lucky trips
good she's wrost girl
stupid smelly NEET
BRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPP
its not a game mechanic, the way he lost his first stock was pure rng
get fucked sonic
Next battle is gonna be on Reset Bomb Forest
didn't even get to see Wolf
QUITE PUNGENT INDEED
B
R
A
P
why no one plays with DK? no love for big monky?
BRAP
>JOKER'S INSTANT KILLS YOU AT HIGH PERCENT
>Samus causes somewhat high damage with maybe medium-high launch if I'm being generous
Nah. Plus, only the last frame of the hit matters, and you CAN air dodge/miss that section. Joker hits you with enough damage? No hope whatsoever. You're just dead.
These JP twinks are sexy
That's precisely what make it fun. It's timed matches who were a mistake.
zackray is gonna get wario nerfed
Zackray IS a pro player. Wrath and Poltergust are also really good players.
EA's livestream did also get a sticky, what's your point
JAPAN!!!
WARIO ALWAYS WINS
Zackray is the one big name in that tournament.
Probably somewhere in the Top100 of each region.
They're jobbers. They look super free to me
>Sonic gets brapped on
PEARL HARBOR
E
A
R
L
H
A
R
B
O
R
Zackray is the best player in Japan, Wrath was a very good Sonic player in Smash 4, the rest are jobbers.
This really isn't controversial at all
Should have been luckier then
fucking BASED and anime pilled
remember those retards that doubted zackray?
>Zackray gets to play a real match
>he murders Wrath and it's actually good to watch
Wow how surprising
State of NA
Who the fuck cares about stickies? I could see getting upset if there were more than 5 stickies hogging up board space. But then again who the fuck doesn't use the catalog? Stickies keep multiple threads contained in a single space.
He sucks.
>"E3" stream got a sticky
MUTTS BTFO
>loud robotic observation
What are your thoughts E.E.?
>no response to EE, new loud robotic observation
What are your thoughts KELS?
Jesus christ this guys annoying
7 and your favorite character is in as DLC.
fucking EAgaf I swear
that's quite the puffy vulva
PUFFY
>not knowing WHY stickies exist
>being this new
we have stickies so that we don't have twenty fucking threads about it
the thread caps at 1000 replies and starts deleting the oldest one
there's your spoonfeed summerfag
Sans Undertale
>this is LA so you don't see many clouds around here
heh
>Couldn't play in a way that took items into account
>got bodied
Makes sense to me. Item control is an important part of these games and if your item control sucks because you're too focused on the characters positions then you're gonna have a bad time.
>forgetting about Light
Not fucking banjo
sauce
Midna get
STEVIE!STEVIE!STEVIE!
OH FUCK
Fuck
based
(You) has joined the battle
damn
Alright guys, see ya later
based
Exactly. If Japan doesn't win it's entirely due to the format
FUCK
BASED
Crono or bust
>Wii Fit Trainer is a character I totally slept on
>I just got BODIED at a
FUCKING SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID WOMAN
EVERYONE CAN TELL YOU'RE JUST A NORMALFAG HIRE THAT IS TRYING TO BE HIP WITH THE KIDS
Serious, anyone been following this? How far are they into the tourney?
bad time central dead ahead
Elma please
OH NO NO NO NO
Sora
>HERE COMES PACMAN
is there such a thing as too much puff
Aw shit
Here comes Pacman
You know who
But she's an actual professional player who gets decent results, user.
You can really gauge how boring a stream is by the amount of animeposting in a sticky.
he's already in, but just for fun
kelz was a top 50 smash 4 player
Porky Minch
HOLY SHIT
Crash
Crono would be the perfect pick, need some of that CT music.
Fug, now I want to play crimson
>LOOKIN COOL JOKER
LOOKIN COOL JOKER
>LOOKIN COOL JOKER
LOOKIN COOL JOKER
>LOOKIN COLL JOKER
based
Heavy from TF2 series
is it just me or are like half the final smashes exactly the same?
Smash meter is better than smash balls.
why does a competitive game has Smash Balls?
>ALL OUT ATTACK
>Flies 2 feet
Thank god Jordan came on, before he was there the commentating was a disaster
Polt?
Do you think the loser this year will also go tranny?
based
>thread has 2500+ replies
>durrrr can't believe THIS got a sticky
Cope. Sans is in.
Bandichads...
Sakurai changed them because people said they took too long
Travis Touchdown
USA USA USA
>CLOUD GOT DABBED ON BY A GREEN CHOCOBO
>CLOUD GOT DABBED ON BY A GREEN CHOCOBO
>CLOUD GOT DABBED ON BY A GREEN CHOCOBO
Lol
haha
>The absolute state of Akasa
I know it's a dead franchise but I nonetheless I want it God DAMMIT
GET FUCKED JAPS
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!
This is why nobody likes items now, they are all the same
Slime
What the fuck was this Cloud
You stupid fucking slut I need JP to win because Zackray is the only good thing about this
why the fuck would you go that far out with cloud
for the anime swordsman, yes
top 100*
She barely made it
Fuckin' A
BASED
Based Yoshi killing fag Cloud.
Akasa fucking falling asleep at the wheel SDs.
Every person I play with who thinks this is trash at the game
It does less damage and knockback but can insta-kill if you're at 100+ damage.
dumbfuck
Shantae please
Based.
PUNK'S NOT DEAD
Doomguy!
They really thought that people would use stuff like Smash Meter in comp, so they took the soul out of them to make them proto-supers. Sorry, user.
Sakurai said he did it on purpose to make them shorter.
BLUECHEESE BROWNIE
get dunked on
This nintendo event is happening during E3, so that's why it's a sticky
How long is this shit gonna take I want to go sleep.
USA
>USA
USA
>USA
USA
>USA
USA
>USA
What happened to the other play-by-play guy before Jordan? Did they cut his mic, or did he peace out?
Come on mate, cheer up.
Banjo
Imagine being Europe or Australia. Imagine being so fucking horrible at every game. Imagine not even getting to the finals in either of the two very different games today.
STRAWBERRY ON THE SHORTCAKE
>fountain of dreams with melee ost
Doomguy
how many matches are left?
They homogenized a lot of the more unique ones, particularly the ones that had more player control (e.g. transforming final smashes).
banjo
how much longer is this shit? I wanna see my nigga banjo
metal rosa is HEAVY
>trust mutts
lmao
AND SO IT IS WRITTEN
Shantae
It will be a Monster Hunter.
>2 meters tall
>metallic with a chome finish
my dick
get dabbed on fuker
Crash
>commentators saying rosalina is a better offensive character after being nerfed to fuck
best girl.
Fuck characters fix the fucking online
I'm confused. Why are items on?
>4 bomb-ombs
no Link so far
Bomb ball was bullshit but I'll take it for the sake of watchability
this isnt the finals
Kek
>Rosalina dicking Dark Pit
>suddenly bobombs
nice game
OH SHIT.
I didn't think items were allowed in tournaments? What is this shit?
Crash Bandichad
WAIT A SECOND, they fixed FoD's frame drops!?
when fucking around and you've got like, 5 stocks or something, smash balls are fun. If you're doing a low stock match where anything is on the line meter is better. You have to take into account the other person's meter when fighting them and while there is definitely skill involved with controlling that stage due to the chance of a smash ball appearing, it's more enjoyable to watch when there's more predictability to when final smashes come into play.
Based Bomb
Based JP
This is a nintendo ad, not a real tourney.
It's funner this way anyway.
I've got $5 on it being an announcement, but not a character.
at least they're doing squad strike...
the poster above me is in! Wish him luck everyone!
To make it different from the house rules of the Smash community tournaments. Mostly I imagine it was to have a different playerbase where we dont just assume Mkleo or whoever wins.
Crash Bandicoot
GOTTA RIP FAST
what was that?
Both are trash. Final smashes are a mistake.
Next time without Italy
What a surprise, America is trash.
It's a Nintendo tournament
gay thread that had 150+ posts
good luck in smash dude
Good luck, user!
in the OP you dumbass
Why are you even here?
Why are 21k people here????
Erdrick or Slime!
>19:46:48
>19:46:47
Nani?!
Am I losing it or are the viewers rising?
It had never had them it was jist a conspiracy because people didn't want a lot of triplat stages.
>>Rosalina dicking Dark Pit
please tell me there is art of this
>Odyssey FS
The frame Drop on FoD for 1V1 was only ever a rumor. Its banning was always stupid moron jumping to conclusion.
When the fuck is this shit gonna end
>"Items are fair, you just can't adapt"
>Gets random Bob-ombs, then a random invincibility star
This isn't fun to watch, this just makes me angry
No
Pathetic. Now the Europeans are the only ones left to destroy those ugly slant eyes.
quote
Honestly Japan is playing pretty bad outside of Zackray who isn't particularly playing that well right now.
Hope they'll do better
Phoenix Wright
>imagine being American
FINALS FINALLY
can't wait for Japan to win again, gg
$5 on absolutely nothing.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTT
>EU vs JP
Where is that fag who said EU couldn't even pass the first turn?
>top player for japan and literal whos for other regions
>japanwinslol
whoooooaaaaaaaa
Go to sleep, there's no reveal tonight.
Japan won because Japanese homogeneous. Let's see who wins at video games. homogeneous society or terrorist society.
wtf bros i thought japan was getting stomped??
Absolutely exciting
...
Sometimes it has frame drops and sometimes it doesn't.
You didn't get it but I still support Phoenix
I want to FUCK the european players
Never. Our rosterfaggotry has sent us straight into Limbo, and our punishment is to watch this forever.
How many matches left
it's literally a fucking game bitch
When will this shit end
wrath and light are top players
>Europe vs japan
WE CODE GEASS NOW NIGGAS
I tuned out of this bullshit, what did I miss?
>bombs your stock
what do???
OH NO
citizens of whoville
...
TINY PALUTENA
When you stop watching it.
You think Sakurai is still watching?
When will this shit end
EU only had to beat Aussie niggers. NA vs JP was the real final
If you dont like it don't watch it. Nothings keeping you here I'm sure you dont care who wins.
This items format is actually pretty interesting, and I wouldn't mind more tourneys doing something similar. No summons. Everything else set to low.
OH SHIT
a based and redpilled thread
>'mini mushroom'
>was clearly a lightning strike
I swear, this woman is doing it on purpose
Of course. If EU win, he's going to nerf all the gaijin's characters.
>the people that made the game win
Woah
Three minimum, five max
I don't think he was ever watching.
IMAGINE
eu team filled with waifu's, nipon team full of chads
OH YES!
this is incredibly free
Scrubs just like getting free final smashes when they get their shit kicked in
LUCINA GOT GREEDY
GET FUCKED
Cool I'm playing DQ11 right now
Holy shit EU BTFO
T H R E E S T O C K E D
>Pick Joker
>Win
Nerfs incoming.
Dear God FINISH ALREADY SO MANY HOURS OF BORING SHITOON AND SHITBROS ULTIMATE
Mario Maker was best
>this crowd
Zackray literally carrying Japan.
That's what the fag gets for playing all female charterers.
Zackray Dominating, as always
The absolute state of europe
Jesus.
OH MY GOD
preferably slime
This is the fucking problem with not revealing your goddamn DLC.
You constantly have to deal with leaks, Sakurai gets sick and tired of every faggot everywhere going "HE'S IN" whenever he talks about a video game he's playing, the guessing game autism goes on for HALF A FUCKING YEAR because you can't be assed to announce something more than once every few months, and everyone has to play along with your little hype game until fucking Best Buy or Wal-Mart leaks your dumbass roster because they don't fucking care about your shitty hype and it's all rendered pointless because you don't even get to reveal it in the end.
Fuck this "IT IS A MYSTERY~" garbage, fuck Smash, and fuck Nintendo. I hope Sakurai announces the rest of the goddamn DLC purely out of spite so everyone can shut the fuck up about what literally who or shill character is in and just play the fucking game.
>3 stock Joker
Anyone else getting the strangest feeling of dejavu?
Joker is getting nerfed
LMAO
>completely dabbed on by based Zackray
this dude is the only fucking highlight of this abortion tier tourney
only watching for the small chance they tease something in regards to tuesday
>EUROPE
Joker nerfed confirmed. Sakurai watching.
Fuckin AutismRay
Rest in fucking pieces
yare yare daze
lmao i haven't watched smash ult tourneys in a while
since when did Zack get good with Joker?
>fucking 3 stocked
Can't wait for the rest of the nips to choke and lose.
This is what I came here to see
Nothing is coming up after this, just stop watching if you're not enjoying it
>palutena, peach and zss
fucking based
>Best of 7
I fucking hope not
YUROP BTFO
Why are you watching if you don't enjoy it?
newfag
based fellow dqfags
>shitoon
Splatoon was hype, fuck you
Reminder they've never shown a character at a tournament. At most they'll remind people there is a direct on Tuesday.
Then why are you still watching. There's no other games after this.
Why are Europoors so bad at Smash?
>ignores smashball to chad it up
based zackray
They'll announce Banjo though and I want to see Yea Forums freak out.
Did this man just say "best of 7"?
Neku
mkleo btfoing samsora is not thay same as zackray dabbing on a literally random with items on
the EU vs US splat matches were great tho
Thank you
Joker nerfs even sooner
It's the final best out of 5, but it's honestly quit fun, now.
LOL fuck europe. This is personal.
>Zackray 3 stocks Sirjon
Damn
Can Japan be stopped?
The funny thing is that Zackray is better at
>Wolf
>Wario
>R.O.B
>Pokemon Trainer
Pac-man
This is proof Joker carries players
>3 stock'd
>implying that was Joker
no amount of nerfs would've made EU win that round desu, Zackray was completely fucking destroying him both with and without items
Fucking based
>B-B-BUT JOKER ISN'T BUSTED! HE'S TOTALLY FAIR! IT'S JUST THAT MKLEO'S A REALLY GOOD PLAYER!
I warned you, fucking retards. Dude's going to get nerfed, and rightfully so.
>items
Its been one tournament this entire time, you disingenuous fuckhead
>best of 7
Why isn't SK64 in Smash?
>I havean't watched in awhile
>since when?
In the time that you haven't watched clearly.
LMAO
YUROP BTFO!
Watch Joker get nerfed into the ground after this tourney.
Is it okay to buff Bayonetta now that there's a better version of her out?
Yeah, why the fuck do people want Three he's fucking boring
He must have, I heard it too jesus just get him off the mic
based
2018 was shit because it was just smash.
2019 is great because there's a fuckload of games this year, they can just gloss over smash in like 4 minutes of tuesday's direct.
I know. I'm just meme-ing here.
>people REALLY like items
>items make EVERYONE viable
good fucking lord you can not be serious
Anybody notice we haven't seen the CSS?
He won a tournament with him the week he was released. The kid's a prodigy.
I'm pretty sure sakurai wants to reveal all the dlc characters but Nintendo won't let him
they do not announce character during these.
Only birthrates can stop them.
Just started watching. Who was on the NA team?
>every character is viable as long as you put in the time
unironically based kels
WHat THE FUCK IS GOING ON I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE SINCE THE THING STARTED AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>trying to shill items
splatoon was great
Their men are all playing videogames instead of protecting their homeland from invaders
The Australians could have stopped them.
>any character can win
>i don't even look at tier lists
>joker, obvious SSS character, 3-stocks in grand finals
what amazing commentary
they are, learn how to have fun melee baby
When will this shit end
Zackray is a top player and everyone else here is a literally who besides Light.
t. Rodriguez
>mutt poltards
>every character is viable
go woke go bro-
She already got buffed
>joker
>SSS
Where's Mkleo?
Only boomers remember
When you like it.
>Smash meta fags btfo
Just got home, how long has this been going? Is it almost done?
>SSS
>some faggot's phone is going off in the background of the stream
this is gonna be a great best of 10
best of 7 grand finals
CHADS BTFO
>nips going super saiyan
even if this tourney is fucking stupid, this is kino
at home chillin
>inb4 another 3(free)stock
>another 3 stock
Rest in piece light
Goddamn, why are these EU incels using girls so much? They need have sex.
You were saying?
>3 stock Cloud
What the everloving fuck is going on?
>EU
>EU
>EU
Items don't make everyone viable, user. Characters with better mobility are INTENSELY buffed when items are turned on.
>Double 3-stock
>BUY ONE GET ONE FREE
HOLY SHIT
3U
(EU) FOR FREE
OH MY GOD SOMEBODY STOP THEm THEY'RE TOO POWERFUL
It doesn't make slow characters more viable.
t. quickplay dr. mario vs pikachu on that demolition map
>back-to-back 3 stocks
this is pathetic desu
Holy shit, ahahahahahaha
>Is it almost done?
yes just one or two more
I'm only here in the vain hope that they're gonna reveal a new fighter at the end of this casual shit.
lmao just disband the EU
EU LUL
>EU LUL
EU LUL
>EU LUL
EU LUL
>EU LUL
EU LUL
>EU LUL
EU LUL
>EU LUL
DOUBLE 3 STOCKED
ITS NOT EVEN A CONTEST RIGHT NOW
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF YUROPE
>going for the smash ball
EU is pathetic.
ANOTHER ONE
>no Joker
>still getting 3-stocked
the state of Eufags crying in this thread right now
HOOOOOOOLY FUUUUUUUCK
>top 5 eu player light getting 3 stocked by random cloud
Yikes!
jesus fucking christ that was pathetic
it isn't even a nerf situation, EU just got ROFLstomped the last couple of rounds
poast physique
Why aren't any pro players playing in this tourney besides Zackray and Light(lol) ? Even if its items on, youd think people would want the screen time
how in the hell did EU get to finals christ
It's been going for almost 3 hours now. Based splatoon 2 and Mario Maker 2 were before this and started about halfway through EA's horrible boring conference about 7 hours ago.
Just about done, but the smash tourney is pretty boring, no point watching it, Japan has Zackray so they're obviously winning against all these nobodies.
>yurop
>double 3 stock
lo fucking l
>they want it more
i fucking hate this sports cliche
I'M SORRY FOR DOUBTING YOU AKASA
>this angers the top-tier bandwagoner
There are characters that are ONLY viable with items. Turning them off makes them completely useless.
Only ones I'd ban would be explosives.
Low birthrates is precisely why Japan is a decent place to live.
Quality over quantity is always the best policy when it comes to humans. Only a delusion boomer obsessed with "MUH RETIREMENT" would argue otherwise. GDP means nothing when you live in an overpopulated favella with people shitting in the streets.
ANOTHER
FUCKING
THREE
STOCK
Nippon will win one more game.
>HURR DURR CLOUD IS BROKEN BECAUSE HE 3-STOCKED SOMEONE
>buy one get one free
kek
JAPAN ALWAYS WINS BAYBEE
>THE CONTINENT OF EUROPE
Buy 1
Get 1
FREE
Squad Strike should be the tournament standard format
IS THIS THE LAST ROUND
DID AMERICA LOSE YET
SILLY GAIJINS
I'm going to be so excited if they announce a character after this, it will BTFO leakfags again
>EU
pffffff hahahahahahahahaha
>rules become "more fair" ie. less items.
>suddenly, Europe (Germany) is getting trashed.
JESUS EU AT LEAST TAKE ONE STOCK
>EU
>EU right now
THEY WILL NOT REVEAL ANYONE
STOP HYPING YOURSELVES
God I fucking hate the girl commentator's voice so much. She hasn't contributed a single fucking thing of intellect this entire time.
>tfw Playstation wins the smash tournament
At least they're in the final :^^^^^^^)))
NERF CLOUD
Atleast as a thropy when reimu is in.
Jesus Christ this is fucking hilarious
Eurofags btfo
>EuroFags BTFO
Eurofags btfo
>EuroFags BTFO
Eurofags btfo
>EuroFags BTFO
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>EuroFags BTFO
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>EuroFags BTFO
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>EuroFags BTFO
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>EuroFags BTFO
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>EuroFags BTFO
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>EuroFags BTFO
Eurofags btfo
>EuroFags BTFO
Eurofags btfo
>EuroFags BTFO
>rising sun
>those stocks are falling
lol ok
women are dumb
this is reminding me of bart gunn vs butterbean
>best of 7
>2-0
>one more win
are you retarded user?
EU should've brought Leffen.
Akasa is top 30 in Japan iirc?
When does this end oh my god
Imagine if this ends with Erdrick getting announced, it will be Japan day.
>Japan vs. Europe
>Dragon Quest's home country vs. Banjo Kazooie's home country
oh the irony.
>replies with armchair politics to a joke post
have sex
Imagine being European today.
>Not even in finals in Splatoon
>getting THREE STOCK'D... TWICE
>ban explosives
>don't ban summons
nobody is claiming this, EU is just being stomped by this point
People ask this at EVERY official Nintendo smash tournament. They've never done it.
The only time shit is actually revealed at the end of any remotely Nintendo related tournaments is with Pokemon games, which often have reveals at VGC, but Pokemon is not handled by Nintendo but TPCi, Nintendo doesnt really do reveals at tournaments. Even at the Nintendo World Championship when they played Federation Force they gave it a fake name and didnt actually reveal it until the Direct.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT BASED NIPPON DESTROYING THESE NIGGERS!
sweetie have sex
>Why the fuck can't people enjoy a tourney without having to speculate about DLC
Because rosterfags don't play the fucking game they just want to see their favorite pixel in and never touch the game after it's released.
They never do.
There should at least be one tournament with Squad Strike. Smasher got so many of them, it shoudln't be that hard.
Have sex
>people laughing at EU
Umm... remind me again, where is NA?
Not seeing them anywhere in the grand final...
Hotel Alpha Victor Echo Sierra Echo X-ray
You know that white girl announcer is just dreaming of being DP'd by the BBC
BASED NIPS
>get favorable seeding thanks to meme ruleset
>beat ANZ because of course ANZ is free as fuck
Just got back are we at the finals yet?
seriously, and retards have the gall to say shit like
>OH BUT SHE DID WELL IN SMASH 4 ONCE
there's a reason that not every top player does commentary
The truth is revealed
Why does EU only pick women?
EU OMEGALUL
The point is several anons were saying Joker was broken just minutes ago when the same thing happened.
0
TO
DEATH
>E
>FUCKING
>U
this makes me wanna main pokes
>ANOTHER all-girl EU team
did they coordinate this what the fuck is this some elaborate falseflag
theyre the only ones getting 3 stocked
When will this shit end
they're making fun of the shitters that were bitching about Joker just before
THAT 0 TO DEATH HOLY SHIT
Why don't real Smash tournaments turn on items anyway?
Wouldn't it be super fucking hype to have a match completely change face with a well timed bomb-omb?
Isn't this exactly the reason that Melee died, because the same top 5 get top 5 in every fucking tournament meaning there can be no out of left field upsets? Hell, look at how Leaf fags got some fucking Dinosaurs in the NBA finals. That shit is hype as fuck.
yo this isn't playin anymore
BASED FUCKING JAPAN
GET FUCKED YUROS
>EU after getting into finals
GODDAMN PIT
Dude, just give up.
This is pathetic.
cope
EU WHAT THE FUCKSKS
>Europe
>EU
bros what is happening
holy fucking based. Kirby going nuclear is a beautiful sight
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF YUROP
THE CONTINENT OF EUROPE
that first stock
DLC ya later
Malos. No echo bullshit.
They're borderline trannies
Wow, this is pathetic. There are the pro Smash players?
I only see shit players dunking on even shittier ones.
Waifu patrol
Waifufags.
>NA get stomped by JP in the Splatoon final
>"no shit nippons would win"
>EU getting stomped by JP in Smash final
>"OH NO NO NO EU BTFO"
stop im starting to get nervous
>eu
ghost genuinely almost took jp but got fucked over by rng
they got beaten by the obvious winners of the tourney instead of being handed a ticket by shithole ape island of europoor prisoners
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING EU
WHAT
EU hasn't been anywhere either
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF YUROSLURPS
Yeah mutts coping
So irrelevant they're not even participating anymore lmao
>Daisy Smash
>Can't even confirm the kill
FUCKING L M A O
>EU keeps picking all-waifu teams
>keeps getting bodied
I wonder if there's a pattern here
>bomb
>then stitch
>miss both
COPE
Living in your head
Rent
Free
oh shit comeback
Ban those too I guess.
I mean, there is no reason why they can't have shit like green shells and other basic items mix up the fun a bit.
The difference is that NA put in effort and won two straight games
>EU making so much of a point to laugh at Burgers during Sploon because they got fucked by the japs after several long fights
>EUROS NOT EVEN PUTTING UP A FIGHT AGAINST THE JAPS
Not for long, meng.
Boomers retiring with no one to replace them in the workforce is bound to lead to a pretty low drop in the quality of life. They'd need to cut off welfare for the elderly if they want to keep their budget in check.
>JP Kuro
AH-BLAGHAH-BLAGHAH-BLAGHAH-BLAGHAH-BLAGHAH-BLAGH
THOSE FUCKING ELEVENS
Fucking based
To be fair, it's like 2am for europeans.
This is just proof that Daisy > Peach. Peach got 0 to deathed, Daisy has taken 2 stocks alone.
>that sad excuse for a final smash followup
Holy shit
That said EU needs to win so we get another Zackray smackdown
cope
based
Based EUchads taking it easy for the first two matches to give Japan some false sense of hope
Only to absolutely NUKE them now
Holy based.
did Daisy just pull out a bobomb and then a stitch?
>Bob omb AND Stitch Face pull
>Doesn't land either
>gets a Bomb-Omb AND a Stitchface immediately after
>whiff both
The absolute fucking state of Europe
Whatever helps you cope
based toontown bro
>fire emblem stage shift
>sword drops
heh
FIIIIIIIIYYYAAA EMBREMMMMMMM
HOLY FUCKING SEETHE YOU PATHETIC EUROPOOR
>NA took Japan to six games out of seven in Splatoon Grand Finals
>Yurop got three stocked twice in Smash Grand Finals
At least we were competitive
>stack the game modes so that JP gets to play the only fucking mode they play twice in a row in the middle of the bracket, basically giving immunity to a 4-0
>even playing field on smash
NA got BTFO but it was nowhere near this level since it was stacked against them and they at least fought back
and got destroyed in the rest. Not trying to mock either, Japs are just gods at their own games.
>this fucking commentary
THE COMEBACK
god you mutts are the most insufferable creatures on the planet
>losing by 2 blowouts
>still only thinking of USA
I thought rent free was a joke.
Cunny?
C___ a__ f____!
GET FUCKED ELEVENS
Comeback story
Cute
What a dumb fucking Final Smash
lol, JP literally showing mercy right now
It's not over yet, EU !
THEY SURVIVED
>Having to rely on items to carry you
The fucking state of EU
Go to bed user, it's not going to happen with E3 right around the corner.
APOLOGIZE TO YOUR GODDESS
NA didn't get stomped.
Ten sexo
CHOKE
EU COMEBACK
>Palutena steals Smash Ball
Your free win, EU sir.
Should have used it early.
Shut up eurofag, get off our website
>stomped in Splatoon final
How is taking it to game 6 in a best of 7 considered a stomp?
>Palutena cucking Dark Pit
It's like poetry
and EU are putting in the effort now
DON'T
STOP
BELIEVING
>using peach AND daisy on your team
we get it you like meta
>japanese player outplayed the EU player the whole match
>got fucked by items
So.. when will this shit end
i want palutena to step on me
>implying that i'm from NA
>NA
>Stomped
Hardly.
They won two games in a row, then lost three hard fought battles.
Meanwhile, you've just gotten one after being fucked six ways to sunday, after being perfected three times no less
YAMATE! YAMATE!!!
WHEN YOU LIKE IT
>Bringing back Konbu
Why
He's fucking free
seethe and cope more mutt
why are you watching it?
close your eyes nigga like step away from the computer
literally any time I see princess zelda I have to fap
>Splatoon news revealed literally a few hours ago
>EUgods didn't want to make the grand final too short and win right away so they chose to be generous and give Japlets a two score head start
Kinda mean and disrespectful but... damn.
EU gonna sweep every game from here on out because they're actually trying now.
Based!
Hey, Nippon. Brace for impact.
PLEASE BREAK MY BALLS ZELDA-SAMA
why is this even stickied
Let's be fair, JP used Pitt an Pittoo.
>Mii Brawler
OH GOD I'M GONNA KUM
Just stop watching.
I w_l f__k h_r c___y
eu actually is just germans
I want zelda to step on my DICK
>That comeback out of nowhere
More exciting to see a 5 match set
>forcing esports
when will they learn that forced esports is a recipe for failure
There's nothing after this today you insatiable faggot
DO IT YOU BITCH DO IT
JP knows people wanna see Zackray game 5
wew that first stock was rough
at least EU took a game
>then lost three hard fought battles
they got stomped in those last battles what are you talking about
Lads.. When the fuck will this shit end
why do nip guys look fucking ugly while European guys look more handsome?
Can you do anything besides frogpost
>hall monitoring opinions on Yea Forums
because he is a dumb rosterfag
A T S T!
A T S T!
To make anti-Nintendo niggers seethe and drive them back off to reddit/resetera
It's actually fun to watch, so I am glad EU is fighting back.
It was hardly a reveal, it was information we already knew they just announced the theme.
Why shouldn't it be?
>the german team is one guy who's clearly of italian descent and two sickly looking nordic fucks
>w_l
>yamate
you're gonna appreciate the sticky if a DLC character is revealed. otherwise the whole board is gonna get bombed
>MII SWORDFIGHTER
Brown slut
>japan using 3 swordies
dammit japan I thought you were based
It's YAMETE you baka
THREE WOMEN AGAIN
>3 waifus AGAIN
Fucking EU
Zelda is just grabbing links dick without consent, thats kinda problematic
I will flunk her circuitry?
mierda bendita, palotena esta to buena
Ask the man who discovered DNA
>mii brawler
>the maount of EU sds
>MII SWORDFIGHTER
Where did her chest go?
Earthbound Beginnings was also announced at NWC. I'm not holding out for anything, but it's not unheard of.
>mii swordfighter
fucking kek
I want to make tender, passionate love to that lewd brown loli
>falling off the stage again
E FUCKING U
>These niggas don't know about Mii Swordfighter
When's Rouge going to be added as DLC?
>Mii Swordfighter
>MII BRAWLER
AAAAAAAA MAKE HER STOP
wtf how is the mii using the actual render
GOODBYE EUROPE!
GOODBYE!
They were told off screen to throw the match so it could be more eventful. Were getting a reveal after its all over. It'll be Edrick and the remainder of E3 will be highlighting more information about his kit.
>Link gets two different Zeldas all over his dick
what a lucky chad
SOON BROS
Unlocked it via World of Light
cheap win for the japs
MII CHADFIGHTER
BASED JAPAAAAAAAAAN
THESE NIGGAS DOUBTING MII SWORDFIGHTER
JUST WAIT, HE'S GONNA HIT CONFIRM NADO INTO SPIN
>footstool into smashball get
radical
Ayyy
Oh god, that was the most hilarious final battle ever. I'm laughing my ass off here.
Oh, it's over.
>PU losing to mii swordfighter
OWARI DA
>Mushroom randomly drops on you
>Win
Items are fair and skillful
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
BASED MII BRAWLER
Did they just got destroyed by a Mii fighter?
>YFW EU GOT BTFO BY MII SWORDFIGHTER
GIGA MII-GA FTW
>losing to Mii Swordfighter
THE ABSOLUTE
FUCKING
CONTINENT
OF EUROPE
AHHHHHHH JAPS WIN
A FUCKING
MII
its over
It woulda been based if france won the eu qualifier so gluto could have been here
JAPAN WON
POST ANIME
GET FUCKED YUROKEKS
>EU LOL
>EU BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>EU picks all women fighters
>Get 3 stocked TWICE
>Final blow by MII SWORDER
A B S O L U T E
>Low birthrates is precisely why Japan is a decent place to live.
No, it's not.
tuesday.
NIHON BANZAI
GET FUCKED YUROSLURPS
Apologize
DLC TIME
POST YFW YOU'RE NOT A EUROPOOR
oh thank fuck its over, I dont know if I can take much more of this bitch talking
Man this was fucking terrible.
Did Japan just won all 3 games
>Japan wins twice in one day
dare I say based
>commentators kept calling it best of 7
>it was best of 5
how fucking incompetent can you be
Congrats JP Kuro
I'M READY FOR FUCKING NOTHING
>Mii wins
Who would toughy
So if Sakurai comes out, reveal. if it's Bowser, no reveal. Right?
gg boyz :^)
>lol items
>chadpan shows euromudslimes how to really use items
based chadpan
Why are they see through?
>yfw you will never be as delusional as this user
>Mii Meme Fighter
Jesus christ, at least NA put up a fight
because no one uses miis, so nobody knows what are they going to do
And no reveal, just like what people said for hours.
>EUROKEKS GOT FCUKING DONE IN BY A MII SWORDFIGHTER
OH
MY
GOD
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAA
>Losing to Mii Swordsfighter
it still doesn't use the actual render when using it in multiplayer. and the actual mii wasn't the default
You unlock the render in World of Light.
What a shitshow.
cute would fuck
how much money they get?
Can't wait to follow the journey of these four young European men as they transform into women just like Cosmo did when he got cucked into Oblivion.
HERE
COMES
BANJOOOOOOOOOOOOO
welp
>the absolute state of yurop
HOLD IT!
HERE COMES PHOENIX WRIGHT
gay bowser
Dang I wonder if bowser is gonna present the direct on tuesday
BOWSER
BOWSER
BOWSER
BOWSER
BOWSERRRRR
THE BOWS
Prepare for no announcement, I'm warning you right fucking now
and jp wins again
BASED
DOUG BOWSER HAS COME TO FUCK
50000 gold
GAY BOWSER
>not sakurai
pack it up lads, no announcement
Based
>Crowd chanting Bowsette
>Doug Bowser
is he gonna do it lads is he gonna announce dat DLC
i'm glad it's over
I still cant believe his name is fucking Bowser
>Mario Maker Producer shows up
>Splatoon Producer shows up
>Sakurai sends Bowser
BOWSER CONFIRMED
HOLY SHIT BOWSER IS IN!!!!!!
>Bowser Jr shirt
CUTE
No chance he's announced today
BOWSER BOWSER BOWSER
The crowd is cheering BOWSER
>they need to cut off welfare to the elderly
Are you implying that's a bad thing? If you lived on this planet for 70 years and not a single member of your family thinks youre worth taking care of... you should probably just stop being a burden to everyone else.
>President of Nintendo of America
>it's no longer Reggie
ohhh shiiit
NEKU NEKU NEKU
Tuning her out and it was nice to watch.
OHHH FUCK SAKURAI WALKING ON STAGE RIGHT NOW
>Japan BTFO Europe colorized
>Zackray sniffs his armpit and makes a wacky face
2cute4thisworld
what ever the pawn shop offers for their medals and trophies.
>deaf
I miss reggie already
Where the fuck is reggie?!
the splatoon producer actually likes the game he makes
OH SHIT
Not my president
bring back Reggie
Give us a reveal already, Bowser you cuck!
sakurai is so fucking based i'm sure he cares about his nose more than these dumbass tourneys
why the guy from whiplash here
They haven't shown one the last two times they did this tournament, no reason to expect.
EU has officially left the thread.
>ITEMS
I already miss Reggie, Doug has no charisma
>new president is a FUCK8NG WHITE MALE
Fuckin Japan wins again
>prerecorded congratulations
OH SHIT
Playing Animal Crossing New Leaf at home.
SAMURAI
If the brown one doesn't have sex she will disappear forever. I'm serious
Is this Bowser's first time on stage?
OH YM FUCKING GOD ITS HAPPENING
Ayyyy, fuck you.
here it comes..........
SMASH BALL CONFIRMED
BANKO
HOLY FUCK HE'S HERE
OH GOD IT'S HIM
IS IT
Is it uhhhh
HAPPENING??!?!
DADDY SAKURAI
>Congrats Japan
SCRIPTED EVENT CONFIRM!
WHY THE FUCK IS SAKURAI HERE
OH SHIT IT'S BANJO
SAKURAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
it's fucking nothing
WHAT'S IN THE SMASH BALL?!
it's fucking nothing
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NO INFO TONIGHT LMAO You FUCKERS wasted your time RIP
Based Sakurai
im gonna kill myself
>announcement for an announcement
NO UPDATE
GET KEKED
LMAO
Wow
E3 DIRECT CONFIRMED
What kind of anime?
Announcement of a announcement
BAIT AND SWITCH FROM SAKURAI AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>pre-recorded congratulations
SAKURAI YOU TROLL
HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHH
lmao get fucked smashfags
LOL
no new fighter for you
Motherfucker
Literally a pre-recording that doesn't count
>that "GUH HUH" sound Sakurai made
CONFIRMED
HE'S IN
>you guys watched all this for NOTHING
AHAHAHAHA
Pre recorded because they brought Zackray
BANJO
>WAIT THREE MORE DAYS
BANJO BTFO EDICK BTFO EVERYONE BTFO
ITS HAPPENING
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF ROSTERFAGS RIGHT NOW
Yup, It's him
wait was that prerecorded? did he know japan was going to win?
I SAW RAYMAN IN THAT SMASH BALL
Rosterfags deserve nothing but suffering
>Anouncement of an announcement
>What or who
Wtf
>announcement for an announcement
>fake smash ball
What did he mean by this?
>announcement of an announcement
why not just reveal it now
AAAAAAAHHHHHH the only reason i stayed up so long & its fukin nothingg
>lol fuck you, wait till E3 lmao
Sakurai needs to die.
>Next week
>Tune in next week to see what or who we're talking about
This board is going to be unbearable for the next 3 days is it
NOT EVEN A TEASE, WHAT A WASTE OF TIME
>FAKE SMASH BALL
sakurai is such a fucking asshole
This era is incredible.
>one more thing
I think he had a video congratulating every team because it cut just after that
He probably did one for each team
>Fake smash ball
SHADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>people expected an announcement before the direct
why?
Nintendo kills Smash at EVO?
he's in
Doug reminds me of this nigga lmao
Reggie retired.
See you at EVO, fags
fucking cucked by hakurai
HE'S FUCKING COMING HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME ON THE 11TH
>Announcment for an announcement
When will this shit end
they probably had 4 videos ready for each team
T-Thanks Bowser
They made 4 versions of the video.
>work on DLC fighter
>implication of just one getting revealed
Oh god I hope they surprise us with two
just show banjo please
Japanese victories shall continue into the next week.
Banjo is invited as well.
SAKURAI YOU FUCKEEEEEEEEEEEER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
>what or who
It's not anyone we've been thinking
It's gonna be just a fucking Gameboy or something
It's gonna be a Wiimote
I never learn
They recorded a "Congrats Japan", a "Congrats America", a "congrats EU", etc and played the right one
Its gonna be worse then it already is. Like a shitstorm on an already existing shitstorm
we told you retard
probably did an intro with every winner
are people seriously surprised nothing was shown. are people that fucking retarded
please look foreward to it
>next fighter (singular)
its erdrick
Why are little girls the best?
So who can turn something promising into something fake?
Since the smash ball turned into a fake one.
>people seriously expected an announcement despite a historical precedent of no announcements after smash tourneys
your brains aren't very big are they
he did one for each team you tard
BUT WHO
Because at the rate we're going, the 5 characters won't be out by February 2020.
>all the fat fucks in the audience
IMAGINE THE SMELL
GUY SAID
>WHAT
>OR
>WHO
NOT
>THEM
BANJO DECONFIRMED
Retards
ROSTERFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Imagine staying this long watching this boring as fuck shit only to get nothing at the end LMAAOOOOO
smashfags are hype addicted mongoloids
The Smash niggers won't watch the Direct then.
Who the fuck didnt?
Crash Bandicoot, with a Fake Crash alt costume
POST YOUR RANKINGS
For me it's
1) Splatoon
2) Mario Maker
3) Smash
HAHAHA YOU FUCKING DUMBASSES
I TOLD YOU NOT TO EXPECT ANYTHING UNTIL TUESDAY
YOU IMBECILES
He was point out the announcement was effectively a fake out for tuesday
I've been telling you guys they wouldn't announce anything tonight. You have no one to blame but yourselves for expecting anything.
We need a mega because this one was a big fucking nothing.
fucking Bowser, just tell me who the fucking DLC is goddamn it
WHAT THE FUCK IT'S BANJO
>can't spare a DLC character for tourney day
e3 direct confirmed for non-hype
Smash fans are mentally ill
SLIME
No character announcement
Get fucked hypefags
>EU gets annihilated in the finals
>EU stays up for an announcement of an announcement
Imagine being EU right now
Nah, Sakurai is psychic. He can see into the future.
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING.
E3 EXISTS FOR A REASON YOU STUPID NIGGERS. DO YOU HAVE NO PATIENCE.
KAZOOIE IS FUCKING DEAD
>I watched this shit for nothing
God fucking damnit
>etc
I don't think there was really an etc there user
It's gonna be Tetris Block
ANNOUNCEMENT STATUS
ANNOUNCED
CUNNY
>who
>no 'whom'
they're in
wait, did sakurai made a bait and switch? what happened!?
Because they are cute and funny
Mario Maker >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Splatoon >>>>>>>>> Smash
>Smashfags watch a tournament they don't care about in hopes a reveal
>Don't get one
>Squidfags happily watch their tournament
>Final splatfest announced
fucking desperate grasping at straws
Well at least we know for sure that SOMEONE is getting revealed at E3.
DOPPELGANGER
The cunny.
because the average iq of Yea Forums is comically low
I mean there was a post on /vp/ that gave the names of the Legendary pokemon for Sword and Shield 2 hours before the direct and claimed Erdrick and Doomguy for smash but that was probably just someone who saw the Pokemon direct early and decided to fuck with us.
loooool all these people genuinely expected a new character. Is this your first time watching one of these?
Japanese rep for a Japanese win.
How do you retards do this to yourselves every time
They never told you they would announce it today retard. Why would they when their direct is in 2 days? RETARD
>Cheering on gooks just because they created on your fake wife and tend to win so you can get DLC announcement faster
>"ah look at this glowing ball" -Sakurai
I'm glad you weeb fucks got baited.
Maybe if you cheered for your actual countries, things would have been different.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO I HAVE TWO WAIT 3 DAYS I HATE YOU SAKURAI
>Or what
>Fake Smash Ball
PLAYABLE
SMASH BALL
CONFIRMED
WELL BOYS
ONLY ONE THING LEFT
RATE THE ENTIRE CHAMPIONSHIP
>Next week
>only one fighter
Its Erdrick, no Banjo
>Expecting an announcement
>Hoping for no announcement so you can shitpost about no announcement
Tell me the last time they announced a character at a tournament. You can't.
in terms of what we just watched?
Splatoon >>> Mario Maker >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Smash
right? people have been assuming 2 but it's probably just 1
this is going to suck when it's just Erdrick and we have to live with more Banjo v. Steve posting
WE WAITED FOR 7 MONTHS FOR MORE INFO ON ANY OTHER CHARACTER FOR THE DLC PACK BESIDES JOKER
SURELY OUR RAGE IS JUSTIFIED AFTER THIS FUCKING FARCE?
NO?
WELL THEN FUCK YOU TOO, MATE.
enjoyed both splatoon and mario maker
smash was meh
1) Splatoon
2) Mario Maker
3) Smash
indeed
>thinking who means singular instead of whom
retard alert
>mention it's banjo and show a render or teaser here
>full trailer on the direct
it's what they did with Joker when the nigga wasn't even done yet
They'd control the news cycle for days.
They don't care about my one-way mirror
They're not frightened by my cold exterior
They don't ask me questions
They don't want to scold me
They don't look for answers
They just want to hold me
0/10
THIS GAME'S WINNER IS
GIANT
MII
SWORDSMAN
Fuck you that counts.
You're gonna get stuck with Erdrick, Banjo and Steve posting forever because the next character's going to be a what, not a who.
its not a rule, sakurai deliberately was just a DICK. you dont have the right to assume shit.
Did Japan win all the games?
SAKURAI YOU MAD BASTARD YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN
Well it's Erdrick
Pack it up Banjoboys, we had a good run
Actually, they played the left one.
SPLATOON > MARIO MAKER > SMASH
CAN YOU SERIOUSLY NOT WAIT THREE GODDAMN DAYS YOU NIGGER
>Breath of the Wild music
Prepare for the DLC boys
K I N O
Erdrick makes more sense for September/November time to coincide with XIS
No
>DLC 2 at E3, same day/week release
>DLC 3 a few days after EVO, released within a month
>DLC 4 some time around Oct and Nov
>DLC 5 at VGA's, released Jan/Feb
I'm just here to leak that there will be TWO characters at E3 revealed, and they BOTH will be released at the same time.
One of them is a Ninja people remember from the NES days
The other, will make Yea Forums meltdown for a good solid 8 hours minimum. Jannies will have to make a sticky telling people to stop making threads.
Have funnnn
It needs fucking something, it's boring as fuck right now
Its LITERALLY in 3 days you niggers. Just wait
>what
>The leaks are fake
>like the smashball
BYE BYE ERDRICKFAGS
lmao the fake smash ball joke probably had a double meaning
You're LITERALLY getting it in like 63 hours dude. You'll be asleep for most of that time too.
>Expecting them to almost double their production rate to meet the deadline
Either they're not going to meet the deadline
Or the last 2-3 characters are going to be fucking rushed messes.
wait what
no because assholes like you infecting Yea Forums.
people NEED this board, but cannot enjoy it thanks to you. this is why people NEED the announcements now.
>capable of mimicking every character's final smash
SAKURAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
:O
and yet it's the same every time
That's vidya reyard
People can die in less than 3 days.
Splatoon > Smash
>tfw I was falling asleep at the end of this boring ass tourney and Sakurai’s voice woke me up
GUYS IM AT THE VENUE AND I JUST SAW A DUDE WEARING A BANJO COSTUME WALKING BESIDE PRESIDENT BOWSER!!! HOLY SHIT!!
>Mario Maker 2
7/10. The main pro being some interesting level design on the stages shown, and the con being speedrunners replaced by jewtubers & influencers
>Splatoon 2
Didn't watch lol
>Smash
4/10 or 3/10, Abysmal Round 1 with the 6 Minutes 1v1 & 2v2s, although Zackray did some cute combos at times. Squad Strike was a little better but many players got robbed.
Yeah no they won't. There's no reason to not just say "It's Ryu Hyabusa" and some other guy.
Fuck off
You've beaten the game user. Not every game needs to be some fucking endless service. You played the game, you beat the game, play other games.
AAAAAH
SINISTAR CONFIRMED
I agree user. Splatoon is a more fun game to play and watch.
See you all in three 3 days then
Splatoon's tourney was fun. Smash had a weird ass format, it's fine if they want to break from standard tourney rules, but the shit they picked was just weird.
STFU discord tranny
Idk, every E3 we’ve gotten at least 2 fighters revealed. I’m sure they’ll have one in the beginning or something then have one as the “one more thing” like in 2014
fake crash = crash confirmed
So Steve confirmed?
Have you considered Joker might have been delayed to match with the P5 announcements and DLC 2 has been in the works for longer than you think?
>The other, will make Yea Forums meltdown for a good solid 8 hours minimum.
Slime
Patch notes said whites received a big buff in the latest patch. They brought back the best passive ability. We're almost back to the vanilla meta.
No because it's easier to assume people are incompetent. I'm usually right.
>tea bagging at the end
Based
You missed out on Splatoon, some rediculously tight matches and cool plays.
banjo and erdrick btfo
hornet is in
>The other, will make Yea Forums meltdown for a good solid 8 hours minimum. Jannies will have to make a sticky telling people to stop making threads.
that's what i wanted to hear
based nintendo crashing this board with no survivors
Fuck off, it's not steve. He's the only one who woukd cause thay
you know, Slime would actually make this shithole melt down
>CAN YOU SERIOUSLY NOT WAIT THREE GODDAMN DAYS
Do you have any idea what it's like to wait for three days, when people have been fine for waiting for over a year?
Seconds turn to minutes. Minutes to hours. Hours to days. Days to weeks. Weeks to months. Months to years.
Time dilates to the point that things feel like they're crawling if you find yourself waiting for something. It's a cognitive thing. You know how people tell you not to watch your toast? Same thing. Even though it takes less than a minute, shit feels like an eternity.
THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME
Wrong Ninja
if banjo shows up at microsoft tomorrow it'll be a safe bet
Sans
They've literally released a DLC character once every two months since release.
>Feb: Plant
>Apr: Joker
>Jun: E3 character, whoever the fuck it is.
3rd character will be in August, most like. 4th in October. And then the final one in December, and I'd guess that they'll released on Smash's anniversary.
Plant's not a fucking part of the Fighter Pass you disingenuous faggot
>implying he'd give any hints as to who it could be
NO FUCKING SHIT RETARD.
COPE
>Smash Ball turned out to be fake
>it was disguised
SORRY TO POP IN UNANNOUNCED
Teabagging gives you POWER
>Tourney determines what character gets in
>EU represented by Banjo-Kazooie, Aus represented by Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, US represented by Doomguy, Japan represented by Erdrick
Banjofags just blew their chance.
It's Reimu
>muh Banjo
I'd argue they still "control the news cycle" through speculation alone.
>Post yfw you aren't a autistic Rosterfag child
I don't like shooters. Glad that you guys enjoyed it at least
just sleep/exercise/work/study lmao
also there are other press conferences
that or that new FE chick
he's still dlc though you retard
>EU represented by Banjo-Kazooie
That's the stupidest thing I've seen today.
Nearly all Banjofags are from America.
Dude, you've been waiting for half a year at this point, can you SERIOUSLY NOT WAIT A FEW MORE DAYS
I'VE BEEN WAITING THE SAME AMOUNT OF TIME AS YOU AND I'M PERFECTLY FUCKING FINE YOU NIGGEFR
Based retard
>tfw mostly upset about Spatoon 2's support ending
I mean there will still be a lot of people playing, people still play Splatoon 1 apparently
but it's gonna be a long wait till Splatoon 3
I JUST WANT THE ROSTER FAGGOTRY TO END ALREADY
>One of them is a Ninja people remember from the NES days
I'm glad Joe got in.
Fuck Nintendo and fuck Nintendo stickies
>Bowser said "what" before "who" subconsciously
It's going to be a Slime or a Digimon or some other dumb creature
You're the biggest fagdick on the planet go sprinkle glitter on your cum you absolute queer
There are a generous number people genuinely rooting for sans, steve on the other hand only have shitposters. He would burn this place down
>last song on the stream was pokemon
POKEMON DLC CONFIRMED
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST
>The thread is not a sticky anymore.
Welp it was fun while it lasted. See you all in three days!
>ty
you unearthed some deep memories just now
despite some tech problems. Splatoon was great
mario maker was fun but over pretty quick
smash was meh
So now what?
he's in
you know he is
>Spy gets in
>He uses the All Stars Racing Transformed voice
Doug Bowser
fuck you faggot I'll suck your dick
>only 1 character revealed
>still 2 more to go
When will this shit end?
DON'T MAKE ME SUCK YOUR DICK
Will it even end this year if it takes so long to revea a single character?
try three
5
There are four characters left to reveal. Rosterfagging will continue through the end of 2019.
That was a legitimately fun watch. Thanks for the fun times anons. I like that these invitationals are now almost a regular pre-E3 event. It's really fun.
I'm gonna finish up on Pokemon then go to bed. Night folks. Hope we all have fun with MS and Bethesda tomorrow
Feels good
Listen fucko, I don't give half a shit which "ninja" it is. Your leak is about as legitimate as the reign of a Nigerian Prince, and you're goddamn lucky you're not posting with a name, because I would definitely try and track down any other account you use with that name to embarrass you, if you aren't embarrassed now. Because you really should be. If you're going to post a leak, do something to give yourself some legitimacy. I could make a leak of your shitty caliber if I wanted.
dude just fap then fall asleep
yeah. wish they at least kept the splatfests going
ah well. Splatoon 3 probably in the planning
what character can fake or change items properties? or identify fake things?
We have 4 more. The plant isn't one of them.
I legit cannot think of any other game from Ausfailia
It's going to be somebody who you wouldn't even expect. I expect you all to be there. See you tuesday ;)
you people are thinking way too hard about this, it's just a dumb joke
>MM2: 7/10
Okay Invitational, short and fun, didn't really show anything new though.
>Splatoon 2: 10/10
Hype af, good teams, ended on the final splatfest announcement
>Smash: snore/10
Who was the chucklefuck that choose 6 MINUTE TIMERS? Just fell asleep partway through, and ending on that bait left a sour taste in my mouth, even though I didn't expect shit anyways
No prob user ;)
Just remember the Japanese language doesn't distinguish between singular and plural. It's context-sensitive, so we could still get 2
That's retarded, almost as retarded as Indonesias language where they just say the same word twice.
I JUST WANT FUCKING DOOM GUY
agree with this user splatoon's was hype as hell. I feel sorry for anyone that didn't watch it
Knowing sakurai, the fact that the smash ball turned fake, it obviously mean something, like he was lying about being one reveal or that it has something to do with the next character.
Why the FUCk does everyone think some literally who from a literal what series is getting into Smash.
If Edelgook or whatever the fuck his name was going to be in Smash, he'd be in the base roster, NOT DLC. Every single DLC fighter barring Corrin was worth the purchase and well loved in the gamingsphere worldwide.
>But there's code in the game that says 'Yuusha'!
Yuusha eat these nuts.
Let me remind you fucklechucks, this is Smash Ultimate, not Smash Underwhelming. Joker set the bar, and, as per Reggie, is emblematic of what the DLC will be. We're getting the best of the best, not some gook wetdream Goku prototype.
Joker must be a well known character from a legendary series.
Not the guy, but yes, he is.