Join american server

FUCK OFF WE`RE FULL

OF DIABETES

Damn, that's kinda sad. Where are you from and what are you trying to play?

>he can't do accents other than his native one
but that's just what an american, user
something here doesn't quite add up

>join server
>say "what's up you fucking dumb niggers"
>get kicked
WOOOOOOOOW HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT WOULD HAPPEN CAM ON DOOD

Insecurity
Americans can barely speak 1 language so of course they get mad that the rest of the world speaks 2-3 languages

is that dsp

play on your own damn server. mess with the best you die like the rest...

> Join EU Server
> أوروبا ملك لله! الحمد لله! الحمد أنجيلا ميركل.

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>European joins server
>h-heelo guys
>laugh

They're insecure about being monolingual brainlets.
>not knowing at least 3 languages

>Join American server
>Bark orders with my thick French accent and LARP as a French Imperial Commander
>By the time the match end we're all Shouting "Montjoie St Denis" and "Vive la France"
Good fun, would do it again. Americans are great

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>join server
>feel the need to talk into your mic and use the game as a party line
micfags fuck off. If you wanna talk to someone, call your fucking mom. No one gives a fuck about what you have to say. Fucking hate when I'm trying to focus on playing a game but have to sit and listen to some fucking retard constantly rambling, sniffing/coughing, playing shit music, or kids crying in the background some foreign 3rd world language

Why do Europeans care so much about Americans when we literally don't care about them at all?

Why do Americans always assume that someone who complains about them must be from Europe?

Literal envy. The US is the planet's lone superpower and unimportant small fry countries wish they were us and nothing pleases them more than for the US to give them attention. It's why Yea Forums is full of foregnfags. They want to fit in and be cool.

AHAHAHAH what a little bitch.

I've never heard this happen.

The overwhelming majority of people on Yea Forums are either from North America, Australia, or Europe. Canadians are too polite to complain, Mexicans are too busy doing manual labor, and Australians are bros, so it's only Europeans who get so butthurt at the mere mention of the United States

>"look I really don't care about Europeans!"
>assumes everyone is European who disagrees with him
like clockwork

That's because it doesn't.

>Canadians are too polite to complain
Fuck off back to >>>/reddit/ shitbag. Canadians are arrogant assholes. Fuck them.

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>Canadians are too polite to complain

inbreed faggots, that's why

It happens to me all the time.

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>join american server
>burger music starts playing

This, if you don't want to be made fun of by Americans you just have to embrace your accent and have some fun.

>ree stop bullying us :'(
it really shows how much you don't care

>mfw playing a game with two mexicans
>I open my mouth to speak in english
>they call me a gringo and laught
>I'm not even an English native speaker and eventually they figure it out and start asking me to gtfo

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And it's always some 12 year old squeaker too. Fucking mic is permanently keyed and they just won't shut the fuck up. I swear, every time some shithead like that gets on and won't shut up, it's open season on their ass. I was just on GTA Online earlier with some fucker that just kept talking and talking and talking, so I orbital striked and MKII Oppressor spammed his ass until he left

>join American server
>everyone either speaks spanish, ebonics or with a cracking voice

>join American server
>get shot

we're all on Yea Forums obsessing over apehoop

>say "hi"
>get told to speak more slowly so they can understand me

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I never said stop bullying us. Do you know how much anti-American shitposting that goes on around Yea Forums? It doesn't bother us, we just accept the banter and play along. Meanwhile a little bit of teasing in a video game is enough to make OP cry

>Join American server
>Everyone speaking Spanish
>Start speaking in Castilian Spanish

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>join American server
>proceed to cry about Trump

This being obese leads to changes in the brain that make you a worse person

>join server
>say "what's up niggers you fags into cock and ball torture?"
>have a 30 minute discussion about crime statistics and cock and ball torture

I love killing floor 2.

You left out one line
>join American server
>get shot
>proceed to cry about Trump

>be in American Server
>someone speaks Spanish
>type BUILD THE WALL
>get kicked

>hanging out with friends after school
>overweight spic attaches to our group
>she jokingly calls us gringo
>laugh along because whatever, right?
>she gets legitimately surprised and confused that we know what that means
>later call her a spic in the same joking manner
>she gets pissed

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>i-t really doesn't bother me! b-but please stop! :'(
cope harder

>join American server
>get shot
>proceed to cry about Trump
>get shot

>join American server
>get shot
lol

>we just accept the banter and play along
You guys were completely arse devastated after the mutt meme.

Kek please don't stop. Shart-In-Mart and >get shot are some of my favorite memes of all time.

>join american server
>girl tells me she likes my accent unironically

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Yanks love accents, unless you have an unbearable one.

What's worse, ESL or EOP?

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Because it was such a perfect response to the migrant memes that it BTFO us eternally.

>fat fuck calling someone else fat fuck
lol, also chicanos are not spics are americans and they need to be exterminated as well.

>devastated after the mutt meme
That's cute, seeing as every foreigner that posts the mutt meme is from a country currently being browned out

>join american server
>gain 300lb and medkits are now insulin

You're alright, surrender monkey. You can be my commander any day.

EOP, why is this even a question?

>in American server
>Brit joins
>they immediately get kicked out
>ask why
>"He didn't have his server joining license"

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>join american server
>get shot
>everyone claps
>tip the gunman a steam giftcard because he dindu nuffin

EOP. They mostly are be fucking americans, disgusting.

How different is Castilian Spanish from American Spanish?

You really need to go check out a board with flags.

>joins to a catholic server
>A filthy proestestant join in our catholic server
Disgusting, please filthy protestants don't do that you are disgusting.

Pronunciation differences and some slang. Mexicans have some of their own words derived from Aztec but those aren't considered part of the Spanish language, iirc.

Accent, slang and correct word usage.

>mostly are be fucking americans
user, get some rest.

I browse /int/ a lot and /pol/ occasionally.

brits get kicked from american servers mostly because the beta orbiters hate that their queens get wet at the accent

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Literally like the British english and the American english just like that.

ITS TOO PACKED

>join catholic server
>spray 95 thesis' on the spawn door
>cue shitstorm

>join European servers
>mosque music starts playing

How do American men feel about girls with British accents?

Hey amigo, you still have time to learn Spanish. Why don't you come over and I'll help you out.

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based

They're pretty cute.

>join comp match
>"hey bros"
>*crickets*
>still win

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>join american server
>say hello
>they immediately make fun of my accent
>make fun of their accent and tell them they're fat
>have fun bantz for the rest of the match
Americans are fun to play against. They aren't as boring as the rest of the world.

No thanks bro, I don't plan on moving to Spain or America anytime soon

>catholic and protestant servers
Is this a meme or do such things actually exist?

Stay in your fucking country we’re full

Please don't learn spanish we don't want disgusting protestants speaking the god's language, thanks.

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Then you should know of the leaf menace.

I'm not american but I guess it'd be based on what accent, scouse accent is sexy to some. If you have a birmingham accent you should cease to exist

I like me slag to shag. The trashier the accent the better.

>he's never joined a catholic server and screamed DEUS VULT with his brothers while slaying hordes of heathens
It's like you enjoy being made fun of

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>Canadians are too polite to complain
A fucking leaf

Alright, user.

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Day of the Rake soon, brothers

Then what do you scream in protestant servers?
Deus Vult Coitus?

I don't think it's insecurity, really. English is more or less the global language, it's necessary for most people in the world to know, whereas the opposite is not true.

You mostly just sing gospel rock and talk about God's Not Dead 3

you left me at my worst time in life
beelinguapp is my new best friend

>join american server
>say hello in my thick mississippi accent
>they immediately start calling me an inbred cousin fucker
Fucking yankees, whenever I join Euro servers they never give me shit

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Italian ?

You mean Latin?

>try saying something in BC
>start stuttering
>a guy tells you to chill out

But do you fuck your cousin though?

>learning more than que de jodan
sign me the fuck up nigga

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Estoy apriendo ahorita, no me abusas buho

y-you too

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Day of the Grill*

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>be from mississippi
>not fucking your cousin
do you want to dishonor your family?

They scream
LOOK AT ME HOW FILTHY AND DISGUSTING I AM AND HOW I CAN'T HAVE A FUCKING SINGLE SON WITH ANY WOMEN BECAUSE I'M A FAT FUCK

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top fucking kek

Thing is there is no reason to make fun of someone who has English has their second or even third language other than envy. It's an impressive feat and even monolinguals know that. Especially them.

how many years did it take all of canada to come up with this comeback?

euros arent around you inbred fucks enough to appreciate how mentally handicapped your accent makes you sound.

see

the majority of anons are fuckin spics and amerifats, australians are known as trash, and canadians are too busy slurping leaf.

At least he's not a Hawaiian sister fucker.

Italian is for the women
Latin is for the priest
French for the men
And German for my HORSE
hahaha *dabs*

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Should've just let us leave you fucking yankee bastards
Enjoy all the niggers running around town stealing your bikes

Mississippi accent makes you vulnerable because it's a fun and affable accent. Same with Alabama and Arkansas. There isn't really shit you can do. People in the military had trouble with it too. A lot of southern Chads would try to peacock and no one would take them serious because they sounded so light heartedly goofy.

>be brit
>decide to play eve online
>join a corp, get on teamspeak
>no one cares about my accent because eve has a single server for the entire world (except china) so everyone is used to playing with people from all over the world

because they are manbaby cucks who have no manners. Not all, but the majority I met online

I asked nicely, user

>Join any server whatsoever
>Sup all
>LOL CYKA BLYAT RASH BEE P90 XDDD
Anyway to get rid of a russian accent?

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I think it's common for people to bully those who are learning a language. The same goes for english speakers who speak other languages, other speakers will make fun of them. It's not always the case, some are always happy to correct someone and encourage them.

Personally I never make fun of ESLs because I know how hard it is to learn a new language. But it's not restricted only to english speakers.

How often do arguments break out?

You mean those niggers you imported by the millions because you were too lazy to pick your own damn cotton? How does it feel knowing your ancestors committed treason because they loved niggers enough to die for them?

The only thing stealing my bike here are muslims, i'm german you stupid fuck

the south has more niggers than anywhere else in america, cletus.

Embrace it, start singing commie songs.

youtube.com/watch?v=NvS351QKFV4

youtube.com/watch?v=0HGm4NQtvyc

Depends on where it's from.
How are you still mad?

I had it in mind already, it just took 1000 hrs in MSpaint

I know that esl stands for English Second language, but what's eop?

I'm from the UK but only really play on N/A servers. Been with the same 3 people for about 6 years now. I've never had issues with NA servers. But then again I just stick to the same 3 yanks that I've been with for years.

Also NA players mix me up as an Australian a lot of the time but EU players tend to place me in my correct country. So dunno what the fuck is up with my accent...

Play that shitty version of the Russian anthem that was performed by some Egyptian band.

>Wow that's incredibly racist
Spanish is a nationality, not a race

>Moskau
>Russian

Not him but every international clan I've been in the arguments are super petty and the clans usually go under because of it. Usually an American or Aussie gets offended by something insignificant a scandi does like using a banned exploit once as a prank or something of that nature, then that person gets banned, relatives in clan complain, etc. Pretty soon there's just an American clan and several splinter clans. It's always retarded.

how do you cope with them? all the americans meet are so sensitive and take everything so seriously and their humor is cringe

Well we can safely rule out Central and South America since everyone from there already snuck into this country. Africa as well since everyone is too busy dying from AIDS to shitpost here.

>Canadians are too polite to complain

canadians were exposed when the time hiro mergerd /int/ and Yea Forums together. canadians are nothing but meme spouting, bait threads shitposters

Americans and Russians are they only ones who actually talk on the mic

Accent are cute, CUTE!!
Don't let others bring you down anons, keep going and keep being yourselves

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I ran into a brit on the North American CS:GO servers and he complimented me for being nice. I don't know if it's really true though or it's just most American players are assholes, or most CS players are in general.

It's not? Shit i was always bad at geography.

Most americans are terrible linguistically and can't place accents. If you ask any native english speaker here that is bilingual with a respectable language (something other than spanish) they will place your accent. It's just a consequence of being the center of the planet and lazy.

What about lisps?

americans can come across as rude to brits in the way they speak. same the other way around

The song is german

>You mean those niggers you imported by the millions because you were too lazy to pick your own damn cotton?
That was based.
>How does it feel knowing your ancestors committed treason because they loved niggers enough to die for them?
You mean YOUR ancestors, yankee? The North loved niggers so much you sent over half a million yankees to die in Southern soil. You got buttmad at us declaring that niggers were beneath white people and shouldn't have rights.

I will never not be mad until this insipid Union is dead and we can have our freedom.

Annoying as fuck and reminds me that faggots exist. Best to just use text chat.

Clearly you haven't heard Dutch people pretend to be talking in English. That shit is disgusting.

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Lisps are cute too. Unique quirks are loveable and make you "you".

Most Dutch people I know have a completely flat, neutral accent.

I just can't talk to them because they are like human cardboard

This. Maybe he is talking about some old guy that learned english at an old age?

Dutch already sounds like an English speaker trying to fake a German accent.

The Confederate states have been choked with niggers as a deterrent to future succession attempts, change my mind.

>join server
>speak
>"hey cutie" show me your tits

user, I will fucking hug you I have a valley accent.

Yeah, about the russian. Dont hate appreciate

>join EU RTS server
>everyone is German
Why must RTS be dead in NA?

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It took a while for me to have 3 solid people to game with. Went through a lot of "online breakups" where I'd have to stop playing with someone because of what they find funny etc etc.

These guys are cool though, great sense of humour and we don't talk politics unless there's a major political event happening.

>tfw slavic accent
As if I'm not getting enough shit for talking on mic being a girl

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Well, will you?

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I actually have and I love it. Steenkolenengels is hilarious, and it's cute when people translate expressions or proverbs directly.
Also they are still better than Germans trying to speak English - and I say trying because most fail to do it. Germans are terrible at English because everything is dubbed here.

>"I heff a good I.D. about how to defeat the enemy, büt I need your gais help"

This
Fuck Russians and fuck mexicans

Niggers here hate the USA and the whites here like it though so if anything it'd be the niggers trying to secede this time

Vocaroo that shit so I can jerk off to it

EAT SHIT YOU TRAITOR FUCK
>mfw don't have to worry about getting shot on the daily by hicks and shit skins
>mfw able to find another place to live without having to worry about a massive coal company that owns your town
youtu.be/muPyMLE5OtM
EAT SHIT
A
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H
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Sure, whats your plan?

>join aus server
>ask if there are any aboriginals there
>get banned
since when is the word "aboriginal" offensive?

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london

because the current breed of americans don't have the brainpower to play them

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Scouse accent is cute. All the others are disgusting.

pls be my slavic wife

>random French guy on team
>he's making call outs
>all I can understand is LA FUCIL
>he's pissed as hell but carrying the team super invested into the match
>it's a really close game all things considered
>last 30 seconds
>grab the sniper
>he fucking explodes
>sounds something like
>NO DONNEZ MOI LA FUCIL DE PUTAIN DE MERDE CA CRAINT DEGOUTANT LA
>I die and do nothing with it
>we lose
>AH NOOOOON NOOOOOOOON DEGOODAY DEGOODAY
>my face the entire time

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That's really not true. Dutch people sound completely different from Germans.

You need a dash of autism to enjoy RTS, so many Germans play them.
t. German

OH NO NO NO NONONONNONO

>mix of slavic, brittish and generic american accent for me + random tongue twists for no apparent reason

kill me

and English speakers faking a German accent sounds nothing like German either.

Could be worse, could be a Minnesota accent.

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Germans are pretty decent to play games with, and will give you tips if they stomp you in my experience.

/vint/ threads are the best :DDD

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He was asking you to give him the gun. He also called the gun a shit whore. No clue what "degooday" is, that's not a French word.
t. French canadian.

I once was following some guy who was shouting with a heavy scottish accent on holdfast and then he spoke in his actual new york accent and I couldn't believe it. The only American I could ever find that put on a convincing accent

They're awful
The only sexy accent is a french one

>traitor
Sic semper tyrannus, faggot. You yankee polesmokers love tyranical big government and are the reason the USA is going to be a minority white nation. And I love that you white yankee faggots are going to die in floods of spics and niggers, all enacted by your gay "muh all men are created equal" retardation
Reminder that the first nigger president wasn't from the South :^)

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not even 400k slaves went to the USA.

Dégouté maybe?
>t. Also french canadian

autism

Post british ginger minge

Oh yeah, maybe. That's a good point.

because we have long-established records of having foreigners enter our servers and pollute them to no end.
chinks spreading commie propaganda, russians acting like the subhumans they are, brazilians also acting like actual apes, brits opening their mouths to spread their left-leaning parasite opinions, the french and all other euros generally being human garbage and bitching/moaning about their own teammates not bending over backwards for them every second, mexicans not shutting up about drugs, and pajeets and all other 2nd/3rd worlders constantly trying to phish/scam people for digital shit

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Absolutely. It doesn't help that English speakers think that every German sounds like Hitler even though the German that he spoke basically doesn't exist for over 70 years now and he was obviously overly aggressive in his speeches.

Holy fucking BASED

Isolationism was based and I hate that we will never return to not giving a singular fuck about the rest of the world

shut up pederast

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hitler really fucked germany up as soon as i hear anything german i instantly think of hitler

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>so of course they get mad that the rest of the world speaks 2-3 languages

How dare you imply Americans know you speak more than one language.

>girls with British accents
As long as the accent is european and not spanish or portugese it's cute.

All German sounds terribly autistic no matter what hitler did. At least it's better than dutch, which just sounds like a retarded person speaking English.

>muh crime statistics
How about a 30 minute discussion on poverty and discrimination in America and AIDS rate for faggots like you?

>How dare you imply Americans know you speak more than one language
You'd be surprised honestly especially in the midwest

ESL people are always obvious and laughable, and being some filipino who "speaks" english and something else but is only actually fluent in tagalog or whatever isn't something to be proud of

>come across "scariest sounds in ww2" video
>half of video dedicated to the one recording of Hitler speaking normally

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Portuguese people don't really have an accent as far as I can tell. Then again, I was born in Canada. My grandma kinda has an accent, but it's not very noticeable.

that image has been around for a couple years

>At least it's better than dutch, which just sounds like a retarded person speaking English.
I don't know why people keep saying this despite the fact that Dutch uses a lot of gutteral sounds that aren't similar to anything used in English.

>recording of Hitler talking normally with Mannerhiem
>"WTF CREEPY" in the comments

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vocaroo it bruh, I want to hear this mix

>guy joins server
>immedietly starts using voice chat when nobody else is
>admins ban him

>tfw thick spic accent
Doesn't help that I sound like I'm 15.

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Just try a better accent. It's not too hard

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vocaroo please

Canadians always think they're that one Canuck without an accent, and they're always wrong

AND FUCK NIGGERS

Maybe people think it's creepy because he's talking like a normal human being. I've seen people being creeped out by videos or pictures of Hitler just being a normal human being, petting dogs, spending time with children or with Eva Braun. People think of Hitler as some kind of inhuman evil, seeing that he was a normal person with a personal life just like everyone else unnerves people.

She's okinawan right? I love me some okinawan animu

>be baltic
>people think i'm slavic from the accent
Why couldn't I be blessed with this Boston accent like this guy?
vocaroo.com/i/s0X0SM7TTMc3

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Nigger here...yeah.

No, just tan.

Based

I sound retarded you really don't want to hear it.

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>the independant

LMAO cope

I believe that'd be "dégouté"
t. regular French

I'm sure it's cute, please user

Shut up nigger, you apes have aids at almost the same rate as shit eating faggots.

He wasn't normal, more like an autist akin to Chris Chan for sure, and add that he was a faggot makes him less human.

>say word
>money stolen
corporate dick suckers will defend this

I have a lisp that I can't even hear.
I mean, I understand not liking your own voice, but I literally have a speech impediment I couldn't even tell I had in the first place until I recorded myself out of curiosity.
I immediately felt so ashamed that I've talked way, way less to this day - enough that it hurts my throat to even have a conversation for ten minutes now.

When someone says gringo to a white person it’s usually a term of endearment, like your black friend being like “whats up cracka?”

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because they think that everyone should be like them and sound like them.

Because they're a bunch of low iq, inbred hicks. Probably the most embarassing of the English-speaking countries.

if only it was a fun game

That is normal for a German. We are pretty autistic compared to Americans cause you have a very loud, extroverted normie culture. Not as bad as Finns though. That being said, Finns are based as fuck.

Don't worry user, I had a throat injury as a kid and now I sound perpetually 14 when I'm 26
You're not alone

the second ammendment doesn't apply to private corporations, only government institutions

are Mexicans cute?

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That's bullshit and I wish I could be fooled by that.

I love doing this. I mock them and repeat what they say in the most condescending way. I like to think I at least made them cry because they never say anther word.

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vocaroo.com/i/s0pzLJDFMGPA

As someone who has lived in California/Arizona almost all of my life, no.

Finnish autism is on a whole other level. Even their women are autistic as fuck.

>21
>voice makes me sound 15
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

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No

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Justin Bieber?

You sound like those kids that struggled to read back in primary school.

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ESL.
English is the only language that matters.

Yes and it's wonderful.

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Muslims aren't white people.

go back to ur incel forum

post more vocaroos

People who can speak only one language (a really easy on on top of that) are brainlets.

I had hyperlexia in grade school. I can probably read better than you.
I don't hear about muslims storing 8 TB of child porn on their PC.

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>non american joins server
>immediately bully them

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see:
>faster

Why do niggers always sound so dumb? It sounds like you had to read that off a script to not fuck it up.

>Nigger ape trying to act like his literal subhuman race is better than the apex of humanity
Speaking our language, living in our countries, consuming our media, eating our food, living in our architecture, using our inventions, acting like you aren't still the slave your chimp ancestors were 200 years ago.
You sound fucking retarded as well, I understand your prototypical simian brain doesn't have the processing powering to not stutter "w-w-wuhite people" but please try to clearly enunciate your words next time.

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You might be able to visually identify words fast but goddamn do you suck at audibly communicating them my negro.

That's the shittiest Afiican accent I've ever heard

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I would but vocaroo isn't picking up my microphone.

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>second

>play on Yea Forums scp server like a year or so ago when it was popular
>filled with Americans
>anytime I say something they make fun of me

From my point of view you all have the weird cringe accent...

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>I don't hear about muslims storing 8 TB of child porn on their PC.
They're too busy blowing up everything in there wasteland to get a collection that size.

I've gotchu senpai.

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>mostly are be
Well that's one question answered.

You should intentionally put on a weird accent, so when they rip on you, jokes on them!

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>Australian joins the server
>Keeps instant-transmissioning around the fucking map
>Is genuinely friendly, but has no idea how bad his lag is

>Is genuinely friendly
Fucking when?

>European joins teamspeak
>he's always drunk or high

What country are you from?

Why is no one else doing vocaroos? I can't be alone here.
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5/10. That "crackers" was pretty rough.
Here, my peace offering: vocaroo.com/i/s070deGbPXsr

Imagine her musty puss on your face

>Why are Americans so mean?
Because you're always mean to us, including the ones who did absolutely nothing to you.

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Go away you third world shit, diversity is not a strength

England

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I joined a room of aussies when playing Monster Hunter once. The lag was awful and I'm sure they were drunk but holy fuck were they funny.

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>the eternal Anglo
Potatoland should have wiped you out long ago.

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>is friendly
Wrong

I know you’re baiting but I am so tired of Jamals and Baguettes in every Fortnite game.

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How's your cousin, Cletus?

>vocaroo.com/i/s1nCs6VvZNti
>cracker

Use vocaroo or fuck off

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Make me bitch

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What country am I from?

Sweden? Finland?

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please don't do this ever again

BASED.

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HOLY FUCKING BASED

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Haha dumb Scandinavian

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Your mom might find out your saying dirty wurds

this is it

every white person's dream, to become popular in an effeminate style of jazz music

Yes, Swedish. Forever marked by surströmmingaccent.

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Sweden

Italy?

Spaghettiland

Based vikings

I played hell let loose with some foreign guy in a tank. It was kind of annoying since I'd say "enemy tank 28 degrees" and he'd turn to 280 or something, but he was cool. One time I pointed out one guy in an open field thinking he'd gun him down, he hit him directly with an HE shell and said "He two guys now." That was sick.

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why did you want to join the shit mutt server? cause you are a fucking ameriboo?

New England

Some bong place

all amerimutts should die

I'm sorry if our bants come off too mean

It's in their genes, they have a superiority complex.

Rude.

Stfu seething burger. All of them were justified

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Ok faggot

too late dude
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what the fuck

Nobody cares southerner. You probably have 1-5% nigger blood in you like most people down there.

you need to stop

>Canadians are too polite to complain

Can't tell if troll or fucking leaf. Either way, day of the rake soon.

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I'm not a fag, I promise

Depends if she is white

I was close, you're still on the east coast.

Presenting my newest audiobook

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absolutely not

don't make me force you to stop

>tfw have shitty speaking voice
Bonus points if you can guess what I'm reading.
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>Finn joins the server and immediately starts throat singing in voice chat

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>Canadians and Aussies are all on /pol/
>Asians are either playing on mobile or are being state mandated to play 3 kingdoms
>Africans
>Middle easterners
>South Americans are all on Yea Forums or that one guy who posts guacamelee all the time
So op is either a euro or a larping burger. My bet is he’s a bong, I’ve never played a game with a bong on mic that isn’t attacked by everyone for it.

Ssseth's biography, good choice.

cute voice

I masturbate to vocaroos.

>british accent
CUTE!
>average british female face
YIKES!

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>throat singing
Deepthroating nigger dick isnt singing.

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same

That's savage, lol.

Please don't

which ones?

I might be jerking off to your voice right now, user

STOP POSTING YOUR VOICES YOU FUCKING IDIOTS I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU AS HUMAN BEINGS

I haven't posted mine because vocaroo won't pick up my mic.

Calm down Ivan.

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Because trash like you keep going to the servers instead of playing on your own making the experience shit for everyone

Too late. Especially in this thread. Too many cute and hot accents I'm afraid
If you're a guy with a decently hot voice, it's likely I already have. Keep most of them too

>there wasteland
Don't address my brother with your low IQ grammar ever again.

>our
>us
A whole lot of we wuzzing there mutt

Ring a ding ding mate

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>build confidence to talk
>talk for a while
>"wtf why do we have a russian on the team!?"
>"fuck off Ivan, all report user"

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>too cautious about my german accent to say anything
seriously, germans trying to talk english always sounds awful

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Hot
Would get fucked by

I like German, it sounds like you're angry to whoever you're talking to.

go kill yourself you fucking mutt

Talk about Oktoberfest in German. Just let it out

I'm masturbating to this

fuck are you saying hello for, bitch?

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you traitors should have been slaughtered and everything taken from you. letting you live has cause nothing but problems. the US would be much stronger without southern leech scum holding us back.

>autistic mutt unironically we wuzzing

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Never heard a brit say nigger before

Do they say it like "knee gar" "neegger"

Always wondered

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T. Kangz.

>Be American
>Join no room in hell server with a bunch of Russians
>Can't understand a single word so just say "vodka" a few times
>They give me a bunch of weapons next game and act like we can understand one another
Good times.

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stay mad and keep taking government gibs you flyover joke. hurry up and OD on pills like your fellows.

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Fuck jannies and FUCK cats

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I use a combination of the words "vodka" "krokodil" and "blyat".

French or Spanish speaker

down syndrome

>french
That easy, ok.
Rude and fuck you

so(y) town ?

>you fucking gay cunt!
Cute!

I think it was the intonation at the end coupled with the phrasing, for some reason it seemed French.

The voice is fine but please do something about those S sounds.
You can break windows with those.

Since I enjoy doing this I'll indulge you a little more. You fucking faggot.
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Very curious that you'd mention the phrasing, I've been fond out due to it on text.
Nothing onions about my voice

Guess the country
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>ah, Kos. Or some say, Kosm
Good taste. Also weird fap
(thanks btw)

It’s hard to learn on your own :(

Iceland or some other Scandinavian country

>Be American
>Join Russian server
>Say hello
>Instantly mobbed by 2 kinds of Russians
>Some want to be friends and asked about the foods I like
>Others ree and try to bully me
>Nice ones suddenly begin to defend me in angry Russian
>Start small war that grows as more join the server
>Nice ones eventually win and make angry ones leave after yelling "don't be racist" enough
Love you bros

superpower by 2020

A Swede pretending to be a Pajeet?

>people from a country where everyone has a different accent
>making fun of someone's accent
I don't believe you

Wrong, move south.

A Dane pretending to be a Pajeet.

What if we don't have any server faggot.

Just listen to the radio in a language that you want to learn and pick up something like duolingo and keep the streak up, that keeps you motivated.
After you've reached a decent level of understanding you can start reading newspapers or newd websites to upgrade your vocabulary.

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ESL is worse, it's difficult to understand them. English is the only necessary language, that's why they're forced to learn it as a second language. If you don't speak English you don't matter basically. I am ESL btw

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Czechia or some baltic country

Can't do because ya puedo hablarlo.
Gracias de todas maneras.

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guess the country

its Portugal

>slav(e)
>talking shit about literally anyone
our biggest mistake was not immediately betraying your worms and giving you the nuclear baptism you deserved for enabling a kike ideology and turning against christ

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South mutt

british people sound funny

Fug, I had considered Portugal

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Australia has a rep for shitposting, but the Canadians are the real shit-stirrers.

You must be playing with assholes. Normal people don't do that shit.

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Cared enough to listen to both of his vocaroos and reply to him lmao

Surprised Canadian tranny didn't pop up, normally does when there's a lot of vocaroos.

Because you can't speak proper English.

Lose the accent europoor its not that hard,i have been playing on na for 3 years now and not once have i been asked if im european etc.

>be west coast USA
>saying “bro,dude, sup” is just part of the dialect
>always get 420 weed memed on for it

I thought I was the only one who did this

Americans sound so funny, I don't think America or Americans exist in the first place. Something about them is too cartoonish.

Problem is that you don't learn how to speak English properly if you never actually do speak. And since people get discouraged when still learning and getting shat on, they stop doing it and never get good at pronunciation.
I also used to sound like shit but I kept going and talked to friends and eventually got mostly rid of my accent.

yes it was the poverty that made Jamal rape that toddler

an actual based frenchman?

no, imperialism is based, isolationism is an inevitable failure. we should have either nuked or enslaved the rest of the world as soon as we fucked japan.

Private corporations don't exist. They all use public infrastructure. The internet should be subject to constitutional protections. Google, Facebook, Twitter, every journal outlet, they are all dependent on government money and on the internet lines. Public utilities are also regulated by the government and must sell their services to anybody. Should water and electricity companies be allowed to cut off your power because they found out you said nigger?

We should make fun of people with southern accents to, at this point half of them are just europeans trying to fit in, Chicago/California is true neutral.

The ignorance of Americans is interesting to us in a morbid curiosity way. We can't help but be fascinated by it because it always sounds fake or like an exaggeration until you actually see it in person. I'm sorry but that's just the way it is. You've got a lot of smart people, but you've also got a lot of incredibly ignorant people who are at the extreme end of the spectrum and their stupidity is fascinating.

America was an idea created by the jews to fear monger.

why do social anxiety threads like these made by fucking pussies are so popular?
I wish I could step on all of your balls IRL and spit in your faces

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American here. Fucking love UK accents on women. Especially Welsh and Scottish. English is fine too. I would emigrate to Scotland or Ireland in a heart beat after I graduate, but I hear feminazi's are a hundred times worse there and England is slowly becoming V for Vendetta land. A shame.

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Whites have a higher child sexual abuse rate than blacks. But poverty strongly correlates with homicide rate.

her armpit is fucking gross

>join Japanese server
>everyone immediately leaves
man the japs are harsh, they just cold shoulder then exile you.

I know exactly who you're talking about he's called Maddie lol, he's a mentally ill discord tranny who hangs around canadian servers

More like true faggot

Plz gib welsh gf

Sounds pretty hot.

fag

>join french server
>people are cunts and funny
>join polish server
>people are retards and funny
>join german server
>people are autists and casuals
>join dutch servers
>people are nice and tryhards
>join italian server
>people are casual and retards
>join uk server
>people are mean retards
>join swedish server
>people are tryhards and autists
>join russian servers
>people are drunks and tryhards
>join belgian server
>people are nice and casuals

the european experience(TM)

shut up goldblattstein

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Yankees are the scum of the Earth and spiritual Europeans. This glorious land must be whipped clean of their ilk (midwesterners get a pass).

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>(midwesterners get a pass)
Shit thanks based genocidebro
Why us though

Stop watching so many 50s-80s hollywood movies

>I am the senate!

HE WAS A CONSUL OF ROME

A lot of us who grow up there don't understand it either. There's a lot of people who are like walking stereotypes lacking basic self-awareness, some in your own family. I've seen people say that Americans like to speak freely about things they know nothing about, but again, it's really only a subset of people that makes themselves appear huge due to how loud they are. Still, there are others who are incredibly bright, and it's really impossible to feel out the range of the society without living here some time yourself.

This.
I always used my fabuleux French accent since the time I tried to speak with my English/American accent in a vocaroo and got laughed at.

Based fellow middle-american

>rises faster
Fuck off burger, of course that it will increase less when more people are already obese.

The Midwest is the heartland of the country. Ever heard of the phrase "the humblest rich man is a farmer?" It's great because nobody cares about us. The Jews won't live there, because it's not near a coastal city, and you can own guns and it's overall peaceful, drug highway aside.

'ello gov

Do americans like mayonnaise?

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