Comfy E3 Thread

Comfy E3 Thread #1

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BALLS BALLS BALLS

Man I love EA

Holy shit that looks boring

Fuck EA

im comfy, niggers

STAR WARS!!!!!!!!!!!

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it looks like a legit 2003 game

For a scripted gameplay segment that was especially bad, even for EA

Just started watching have I only missed the Onions Wars game?

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yeah

GREG MILLER
NICOLE TAN

greg miller became a yolo hype dude for some reason

Yeah. The gameplay looks terrible.

Isn't Star Wars boring to people by now?

god i wish greg miller would shut the fuck up hes so obnoxious

the face of onions

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No way, Star Wars is better than ever and gets better with every new release

>used to watch projared's recaps of the presentations I didn't care to watch
>his "career" is dead
Anyone know a decent replacement?

they should have done this type of arkham game a million years ago
but now it feels dated as fuck
not only that, it looks kind of rushed

tie your shoe

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it seems that EA finally received the memo, and they didn't include a token woman/trans/black/indian protag

SO HYPE
HYPE MODE: ENGAGED

Can't say I have any interest in anything else coming up.

skate 4 would be cool just saying

>you will stay tuned for apex
>closes stream
Star Wars game looked like a budget dark souls

When are they gonna announce SKATE 4?

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apex
bfV
fifa
madden
sims

woh
i guess I am going back to Dandara

WHERE
ARE
THE
GAMES

SPORTS

Give me a list of what games are coming?

what is the current state of Apex? is it dead already?

It looks like an average action adventure game. I don't know why people keep bringing up dark souls.

you mean like fifa?

dying but the update helped I guess

I played on launch
what I remember vividly is the music when you are falling
that shit sounded really cool

imagine making fun of someone for liking something

HEY EA
CUT WITH THE HYPE CULTURE FOR THE NEXT E3
THIS IS NOT A SPORTS EVENT, AND PEOPLE ARE MORE CHILL THAT WHOOOOOOOOH

see sims 4 content got leaked btw (it's a new island expansion)

Are there supposed to be any surprises?

What the is the e3 schedule? I don't feel like giving some news site clicks.

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I can't believe E3 is here.

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New island expansion? Boring, especially if it’s a holiday zone

EA real new shit will probably show in the msoft thing
they are going to just update on their "service" games

Literally just google it you fucking faggot. Your clicks wont make a difference

i'm still going to pirate it to fulfill my beach vacation fantasies

Apex gameplay/music seems good but I hate the BR/Cosmetic shit.

Just woke up, what did I miss?

the arkham-esche star wars game

it still bugs me that the gif user fucked up making the initial collage

>Everything is about unlocking skins
I hate nu gaming

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EA is boring, here's my Nintendo Direct bingo card

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all left is shit, but I can't keep watching
what is going on with me?

is was more like uncharted
>lineal
>with cinematic spectacle

all is well when you find the comfy thread

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>tfw multiplayer games now need a system of endless grinding or endless stream of new content to sustain player bases instead of just having solid gameplay

lol no

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I really can't work out why they're spending so much time on this. I feel like it's doing more damage than good. If it was a quick reveal and move on like a normal keynote people would be more hyped.

anyone got the full squilliam collage for this year?

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>the 4 regis
Absolutely nice

here is the fixed GIF collage

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bATTllefield sucks

>battlefield V content
>no anthem content

i can see who EA is really to cull

Me and the boys watching E3

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thank you for your service

When do we hear from From?

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Excuse me this is a /comfy/ thread keep the hammers to a low thank you, Apu.

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Probably tomorrow at Microsoft conference

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I never thought EA could get any worse but this year they have NOTHING. Yeah Star Wars looked ok but that is the only new game they are gonna announce apart from MUH SPORTS. It is less than even in past years... atleast they dont kill another iconic series like C&C by announcing a shitty mobile game...

What else is happening today? Anything at all?

Do we have any new bingos for this year?

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just sports and sims. tomorrow is when the real shit starts.

You can come cuddle Louis The Eighteenth if you are that mad.

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>was the only one to mention that TES VI would be announced in 2018
>get shit on
>even make posts on reddit about it
>get shit on and banned

>e3 happens
>they announce it

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goddamn that trailer was seizure-inducing

REMINDER THAT NOTHING IS SET IN STONE UNTIL THE GODS SAY IT IS SO

so no new game announcements today?