EA Play Live Stream @ E3 2019

Sticky

6th for based sport games

here we go again

Sticky in a posting.

when is it starting in european

>sticky for this

Serious question, why watch this?

Who the fuck cares, they aren't showing anything I want to see.

GENTLEMEN, THIS IS A STICKY!

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>A sticky for a single game
Weird

I love EA

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I was here in the sticky

To laugh at EA

Love these stickys, best part of E3

NON NINTENDO STREAM STICKY!?!?!?!?

EA a shit

>unironically watching the EA conference

Based
Cringe

>EA
HARD pass

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GURGABLUG IS DAD

SKATE 4 BABYYYYYYYYY
otherwise who fucking cares

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EA gets a sticky but not nintendo?

post yfw single player starwars game without microtransactions

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I just want Dead Space 4

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So it’s nothing new, right? Just a bunch of play footage of shit that’s already out?

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If you care about EA you're a normalfag confirmed

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18:15-30

Why

>EA: we aren't going to have a conference this year
>still holds one
Fuck off EA

because nintendo's thing isn't for like 3 days or some shit

EA?
More like..

rEAtard

Post your sticky face

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Literally nothing

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wtf why was this stickied

I hope the Star Wars game will be good, don't care about any of the other shit.

WE'RE WINNING TOMORROW XBROS

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Yes? Every E3 we have these. Also the Sony state of play that happened a short while ago also had a sticky.

Saved you 3 hours of your life. You're welcome.

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Based

Based

rent free

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HAHA TIME FOR SPORTS

who cares lmao

>sticky

hahahaha classic 4channel

>EA has new star wars game
>People are unironically hype
>despite the fact they recently screamed bloody murder to disney to revoke their license after the bs they pulled with battlefront
>So much so that the entire internet was drowning in seething star wars fags and negative press
it's incredible how pathetic some of these freaks are, not a single ball on them. Even with 'remember, no pre-orders' people go 'yeah but- but my fave franchise!' and pre-order anyway. worthless trash

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Postan in a sticky

EA IS TRASH

OH GOD THE STICKIES ARE HERE
FOR BETTER OR WORSE, E3 IS TRULY UPON US, FOLKS
HERE'S TO DAYS FILLED WITH ABSOLUTE HYPE AND/OR ABSOLUTE SHITPOSTING

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Why the ecelebs?
I would much rather hear shit from the devs.

this is not an E3 conference

>No Anthem
>But Sims 4 is there

EA is laughable

8 for EA is shit

so we already know what's going to be shown and it's literally nothing?
why would anyone watch this

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>posts already getting deleted
based

Where's Anthem?

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>three hour EA stream

good god no

then don't post faggot

diearly

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shut up tranny

STICKY

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toasting in an epic bread

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And the GDC Google keynote too.
boards.fireden.net/v/thread/455884140
boards.fireden.net/v/thread/455069671

be honest Yea Forums.
Would you?

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Only watching to see how much they fuck up the Star Wars game and how much they further fuck up The Sims.

Well if Ghost Games actually showed up I might but they already confirmed ahead of the show there won't be any NFS showings at E3.

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>that schedule
i was hoping they would at least show c&c remastered but jesus

Jannys working overtime

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Is anybody watching EA unironically

EA will have a shitshow.

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In a few minutes.

posting in an ironic sticky

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WHAT ARE YOU EATING, FAGGOTS?!

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QUICK Yea Forums
POST YOUR WAIFU AND THAT GAME YOU WANT GETS ANNOUNCED

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CRINGE INCOMING
ALL SHITPOSTERS, DANK MEMERS, AND FAGGOTS TO DEFCON 1

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Star Wars is new i think

Star Wars is the only one that MIGHT matter.
Probably won't because it'll be cinematic SJW garbage though with an 8 hour long shit campaign full of cutscenes.

The rest is an absolute joke.

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>EA sticky
Ayy, I slep.

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Report in for Star Wars!

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stickies are dumb

I'm horny but don't want to miss watching the conference, what do?

they are gonna show SSX trilogy remaster collection right?

>recovered my reaction image folder just in time for e3
amazing
lets go

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Joel is streaming it.
twitch.tv/vargskelethor

Nintendo's event isn't today you dumbass.

S P O R T S !
P
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T
S
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>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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I would literally fucking murder this on of a bitch for $10.000

What franchises does EA even own that is still alive?

Need for Speed
Battlefield
The Sims
Mass Effect

Shitty sport games, uhhh Anthem?

yes,half of 4cheddit is a bunch of normalfags

time for EXTREME boredom

SPORTS

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you only ever watch ea play to watch the fuck up in real time. So far it seems promising

I'm not excited because star wars, I'm excited because Respawn.

GO MADDEN

I love cock

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I am ready niggers.
Also post cards while we wait.

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FUCK EA
UCK
CK
K

EA
A

Memes, cringey shit.

>Greg Miller
>Goldenboy

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>3 hours

How???

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>who /ourguymanny/ here?

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/fit/ leader reporting in

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Kino.

watching e3 with forsen... home

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lmao

based char

Thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=l7u9hP4r1S8

INB4 during and after fucking nothing ;)

Twitch or youtube?

FUCK EA AND FUCK CUNNY FAGGOTS

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I hope youtube creator is back

Nintendo's E3 is on June 11th.

no bingo?

sticky for EA? Why not make annoucenment with links to the pre-order page for each title while talking about how fun it looks, and how hyped we are?

What's anthem, we never made a game called anthem, bioware? Who's that, some online personality?

>Sony skips e3
>already the worst e3 ever
Coincidence?

SKATE 4

One easy way to save things.

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Hook me up with the template boss, I haven't made mine yet.Not like it matters, I'm missing tomorrow which is gonna be all the fun shit, but oh well.

>EA sticky

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>EA
im not watching this shit.

Thanks nig

So is this a real press conference or just skipping right to the gameplay segments?

giga posting is cringe incarnate
pls stop

i'd do it for 35

Who Easy Allies here?

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zidane is invited on stage

>all of the hosts are 'internet personalities'
HELL TIMELINE

Let's get ready for garbage!

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OFFICIAL THREAD THEME
OFFICIAL THREAD THEME
OFFICIAL THREAD THEME
OFFICIAL THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=l7u9hP4r1S8

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Holy shit, TWO MINUTE slow mode

Is that really everything EA has? No announcements? That's fucking pathetic
EA is supposed to be the biggest publisher, but they barely have anything

also post bingos

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toasting in epic bread

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Cringe

Sauerkraut, Knödel and Bier !

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>tfw 50% of viewers are going to leave straight after starwars trailers are done because the rest is sport/fps trash

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I don't have $88 million

N

>3 hours of time
>0 interesting games

what a stellar start to E3

WHO /fifa/ HERE

MADDEN BRO DUDE AND RIGHT AFTER FIFA BRO
HOW CAN YOU NOT PLAY MADDEN FOR 30 MINUTES WITH YOUR BRO BROS ON LIVESTREAM DUDE?!

ONIONS

>cuck miller

So weird to not see Sony here.

fucking onions

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let the boredom begin

Based, that's what I'm doing lol

I

BASEDBOYS ARE HERE ALREADY

>EA
>sticky
JUST

Odds of this mad lad showing up?

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Which is faster, yt or twitch??

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it begins

it was 3 hours ago
you live under a rock or something?

SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS

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it's EA treehouse live

>already announced the shows

okay so whats the point?

SOI BEARD

>Sticky
>EA

Board confirmed for being full of paid shills

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>we can turn it off any time we want
Based, EA already won with this promise

SÖY

>giga posting is cringe incarnate
>pls stop

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How long until it starts ?

so there is literally going to be ZERO reveals?
what's the point

This.
Why?

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>Greg Miller
MOTHERFUCKING YIKERS

ONE GIANT SHILL

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>Sims 4
Why? Where is Sims 5?

N I G G E R

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wtf why isnt greg fat anymore

CAM ON YE GAMERS
SHOW SOME FACKING TRAILERS

>tfw no skate 4

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what a great way to start out e3!

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>You can turn it off now
OK!

Based

N

>2018 games and some sports

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Everyone looks the same

>FIFA 20

i use the twitch popout and have fewer issues

It is the same game ever year.

It is literal trash.

>Greg Shiller
I used to respect this dude

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>LOADS OF IT
>BROWN

2x Beard

obviously jack it to EA's mediocrity

SOYA

>"oh god, don't tell me it's that Greg Miller faggot"
>"it's me, Greg Miller!"

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this is embarrassing

they brought back this guy lol

I hate greg miller

IT'S HAPPENING

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>Star Wars followed by 5 Who Gives A Shits

I'm legitimately only putting this on and in this thread for shitposting on EA.

I just had a nice bagel with peanut butter for breakfast.

>we dont have the stage ready

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>stage still under construction

Here we go lads.

Are you ready to be appalled by EA?

Report in, boards.

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I'm ready for some advanced stage cringe that leaves me feeling bitter inside

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I'm already bored and also ashamed of my hobby.

damn thats what my body looks like :(

I'm ready for the cringekino.

Staged Gameplay, they just said that.

>sticky for EA

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Finna bout to touch myself up

My god, this is worse than the usual format

MOMMY

Walks onto stage

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GAMER REPORTING LETS GO

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Holy shit make that 3x Beard

NO 4

a few minutes in and I already want to die

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the fuck did they have 3 hours ago

>there will never be an E3 as good as the year when MGS V was revealed
Feels empty man

ALREADY CRINGING

I hate it already

They might show a teaser, but that's all.
We won't see Sims 5 for another 3-4 years.

star wars game tho

This thread is going to go real fast soon, so no one will know that I have a 4.2 inch penis.

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Fuck jannies

> Literally doing her makeup on camera
> You should call your mom more often
Lol what the f*ck?

Why do they all look like so yboys?

Uh you get to see exclusive Madden 20 gameplay and get a sneak peak of BFV DLC. What more do you want you ungrateful fuck?

CRINGE

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LOOTBOXES

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EAAAAA

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my god this is awful

G

that slag lookin awrite m8s

For America!

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>skate is fucking dead

i wanna cum in her

NO SPOILERS

the only interesting thing on the list is the star wars one. fuck everything else.

>mod making the sticky
>EA of all things

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that was honestly better than this "not-really-a-conference" schtick

You are hot user

reveal skate right?
RIghtttt?

Cant we just have the press conference back holy fuck

well, at least you don't have a pencil neck

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epic cringe

PRIDE
FEEDS THEIR BLACKENED HEARTS

jesus christ

WHO WAS THE GIRL

CALL YOUR MOM Yea Forums

>greg miller
>EA
i cant think of much worse

W H A D D U P G U Y S

Didn't sticky threads use to auto update?

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FAP FAP FAP FAP

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GAMEPLAY, GREG!

type N to thank the NIG

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>snacks
fucking fatasses

>tattoos and septum
DROPPED
R
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P
E
D

it's a fucking E3 thread you dense nigger this is the most on topic you could ever get faggot

that amazing chemistry

OMG STAR WARZZZZZZZ

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MAMI

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I want boomers pretending to be zoomers to fuck off from my vidya announcements.

No child, that is a pedophile furry.

ANGEL'S ABS

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Dicklet

BRAND NEW PACK REVEAL
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R
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ONIONS

E3? MORE LIKE PEE3 AHAHAHAHA

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>these fucking presenters

Who hires these fucking people?

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THE STACEY vs the VIRGIN SHILL

Lel

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY TOOK HIM OUT.
WHY?! HE WAS THE ONLY GOOD PART OF THESE STREAMS.
FUCK.

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>nu-males and whores
what a surprise

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Who is this presenter style supposed to appeal to? Surely normies don't watch E3.

WHERE ARE THER FUCKING TITTYPOSTERS

>all those empty lines

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My fellow dicklet

This is in California

they are so cooool!

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FACK OFF POKESHIT

showmethegames

never ever

>Obese Fuck Miller

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Greg Miller trying to be Dorito Pope

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It's to prevent the 25 threads per minute we'd get.

WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

STOP TALKING ABOUT VIDEOGAAAAAAMES

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PIG NOSE RING

How shit will this be?

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haha

>DUDE SPORTS LMAO

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what an asshole

Oh fuck, I can't take 3 hours of this shit.

>Outside stage

just..... no

Star Wars and then I'm out.

>stalling

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I'd love to see viewcount drop after Star Wars

thanks

What the absolute fuck is the ppoint of this

the cringe

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why? she is downstairs.

How many times did they practice the "frantically cleaning up the stage" act?

>no new games getting announced
Why are we here?

SKATE 4

These are my favorite games

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Am i the only one who enjoyed that intro? It's was kinda funny and much better than previous ones.
More... professional?

Why are they still making DLC for Sims 4? Didn’t EA kill Maxis?

Since when did Greg Miller turn into Goony Beard Man? Yes, I know he's always acted like one. I'm just talking about the look to match.

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That's fucking disturbing.

cute dick user

PAT MAHOMES THE KING

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OK BYE

Brand new packs

Do they only show these 6 games without any other announcements inbetween?

Meguca trash

>even more cringe

How new are you?

The ea play live cam looks like that racing level in hitman, but with even less ai's

whats 9.30am on Swedish time?

Did it start already? Gamespot was showing some other bs

Me, bitch

onion normies

At least it's first.

OKAY THIS IS EPIC

EA
>EA
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EA
>EA
EA
>EA
EA
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EA
>EA
EA
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twitch.tv/vargskelethor

Cringekino?

>click link
>greg miller
dropped

the new star wars game??? they gonna show gameplay

ONE NEW PACK
N
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N
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PACK

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WHERES MY QT WEEB BLACK GF
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Is that the whole lineup? No "surprise" shit?

Because that looks like the most uninspiring shit that no one really gives a toss about. Surprised no Anthem either

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SINCE THIS THREAD IS MOVING TOO SLOW, YOU'LL NOTICE THAT BEING GAY IS COMPLETELY FINE

Holy fuck, kill yourself if you thought that was funny.

they tried to make it less memeable than GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

From where do you start measuring? I'm a lardass so I have an inch of fat covering the base.

>saving the best till last
>the sims
L
M
F
A
O

Just to suffer

Copypaste this stuff, for anons who doesn't know E3 schedule:

June 6, 9 AM PT -- Google Stadia Connect
June 8, 9:15 AM PT -- EA Play Livestreams
June 8, 11 AM PT -- Nintendo Invitational Tournaments
June 9, 1 PM PT -- Microsoft Press Conference
June 9, 5:30 PM PT -- Bethesda Press Conference
June 9, 7 PM PT -- Devolver Press Conference
June 10, 10 AM PT -- PC Gaming Show
June 10, 12 PM PT -- Limited Run Games Press Conference
June 10, 1 PM PT -- Ubisoft Press Conference
June 10, 4:30 PM PT -- Kinda Funny Showcase
June 10, 6 PM PT -- Square Enix Press Conference
June 11, 9 AM PT -- Nintendo Direct Showcase

>An intro, and then a literal break
What the fuck is this bullshit? I'm out bros. I aint watching 3 hours of FUCKING NOTHING

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WHO IS THE GIRL TELL US

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lmao you get to wait 12 more minutes beause fuck you

I can't believe how little I care about these games

posting in cursed sticky

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>star wars first
It'll be a short conference

Holy shit this is bad. they're gonna spend 30 minutes for every one of those 6 games. And 5 of those are already out. wtf. who thought that was a good idea.

Miller is such a shill piece of shit.

You dudes got your E3 provisions ready? Chime in

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>Fallen Order
>Apex
>BFV
>Sports and Sims trash

What the actual fuck... That's it?

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Thank you EA for making the only game worth watching the first one

s having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

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3 hours of an EA presentation

WEW
E
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STICKY

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Based xbro

Arin hates video games though

>star wars jedi fallen order main character is a trans black man

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>Their conference is as complete as their games

>rosemary
>heaven restores you in life

Are we going to keep the sticky for the 3 hours borefest this is going to be?

10 more minutes

a wait for a wait
what the fuck EA

Should I get blazed before it starts?

>Surprised no Anthem

why would you be surprised

too much, that broom guy broke his scoop and had to improvise

why are they opening with the only thing people give a shit about? everyone's going to turn off after star wars is done

thx

I woke up early for this?

look at the bright side guys, at least this time you can skip the sports hour

Basé

why the fuck is that insufferable cunt everywhere and why did his shit channel get their own panel

Are you ready for the madness?
10 minutes boyos.

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I want Kamala to use her stretchy powers to eat me alive.

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EVERYTHING LOOKS LIKE SHIT

people waiting for skate 4 , embarissing

What the fuck are they gonna show for Sims 4 anyway

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What is there to talk about Sims 4, didn't they kill Maxis already?

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It's EA, teh fuck you were expecting?
I don't understand why people watch that shit

Guys, visit e3countdown.com/ if you don't know shit about time zones.

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I'm sure all week, and in the end, it was useless because it was horrible.

>rebuying SPORTS GAMES every 6 months

Trust me when I say you really don't. Imagine if your son was hit by a train and somebody stapled him back together and hid him somewhere in your house. That is the only comparison to the rape of the franchise that EA would oversee should they feel the whim. Treasure your memories.

>should i
not a question nigga, light em up.

>new star wars game
>dead game
>DLC for a dead game
>yearly rehash
>yearly rehash
>more DLC
OFF TO A GREAT START TO THIS E3, THANKS EA!

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>COUNTDOWN TO A COUTDOWN OF A STREAM

EA I FUCKIN- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>One timezone
Fuck you, cis shitlord!

Based

Mine is 2 inches soft and exactly 4 inches hard

>tfw turned down dick to watch e3 like I do every year
one day I'll grow out of this trash

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From the base, under your dick, preferably when soft because erected penises have different length depending to the level of arousal, among many other factors.

Man they really gave up on anthem fast

she's cute

what

>dlc for a 5 year old game

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>>EA has new star wars game
At the very least it will be interesting to see if it's any good since all they do is boasting about no microtransactions and no multiplayer. The fact that EA of all publishers is releasing a game that focuses only on singleplayer is baffling to many people.

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I said "kinda".
That's what i'm talking about. I almost didn't cringe. The only thing that i didn't like is his soi look

The more she shat, the more she drank

Hard pass, EA sucks

JANNIES? MORE LIKE GRANNY TRANNIES
EA SUCKS
>EA SUCKS ASS
EA SUCKS
>EA SUCKS ASS
EA SUCKS
>EA SUCKS ASS

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show feminine penis

That's it? That's all they're showing? No wonder they're not at E3 this year

people shitting

Yeah, notice how much of it is waiting for the next game.

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How long from now?

EA's money is gone.

D U D E

3 hours of WAITING

WHY DID EA EVEN BOTHER SHOWING UP?!

Hold the fuck up.

I thought EA wasn't doing a presentation this year? And what's this shit? More of Σοylentfield Vagina, ΣοyWars nobody asked for, Dead Legends(tm), sports shit literally nobody cares about and more of that one game women and freaks love that's 5 years old now? So what is the fucking point then?

I guess even EA has to be accountable to their corporate overlords.

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Thread is moving too fast to notice I just had sex with a real vagoo. Take that have sex posters.

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Stream keeps fucking up. Anybody else got this problem? I can watch fine for a minute then an error occurs. THen it's fine again for a minute and once again YT tells me that an error occurs. Same on Twitch except that it stops to buffer.

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I would stay because I want to see the sims 4 train wreck (although I would tune out for the sports) but I really need to go to bed

>I said "kinda".
It wasn't fucking kinda nothing. It was complete shit.

there's new expansion that was already in one of the previous games. they'll probably just talk about that.

is that vomit?

e3countdown.com/

gotta have that sticky for all the sportsgames Yea Forums loves so much

10

>instead of delivering our newest products in a convenient and informative streamline, we're going to make you wait 30 minutes between our shit products!
th-thanks EA

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Newfag, every E3 we have stickies for the conferences.

The Sims are under a different development studio now

I know what I'm gonna fap to during this shit

Oh goddamn it
Some exe is running on my computer now

I wanna see what that Star Wars game is like, but otherwise is there ANY reason to watch EA's conference?

test

What could they even show of Apex for 30 minutes lmao

These are all my favourite games containing number 2

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Kind of a hilariously sad state when that's all they have lined up for 3 hours

BASED

E A E A

I already need a hard drink
jesus christ

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Does the same overdone *beatbox* while walking

>original countdown was a countdown to another countdown
Sasuga EA

>Any presenter shows emotion
>Wow cringe

Chats spamming cringe has made the word really lose all meaning honestly.

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Why the fuck is there only EA today?

This seems like such a lame year. Tomorrow is gonna be alright, bit all of the conferences are spread too far out.

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Is there a Yea Forums stream going for this?

I don't believe you

Who else /hype/ here?

My Predictions:
>Sports! Sports! Sports!
>Cars! Cars! Cars!
>and some STAR WARS crap...

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Any Faith?

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They just summed up the entire presentation.
Literally no reason to watch now.

>3 hours with 15 minute breaks in between
FUCKING WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I HAVE A PAPER DUE MONDAY WHICH I HAVEN'T STARTED WHY DID THEY SCHEDULE IT LIKE THIS

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New madden gameplay bros, I'm sure it will be different to the last 10 years.

have sex again

I had no expectations, but seeing the lineup listed I'm still let down. That's really it?
I thought they'd at least try but it's like they've just given up

EA is dying this is their swan song

For you

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>No QT goth black GF
Where are these unicorns hiding?!

> Times given in Commiefornia time and not superior Eastern time

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how fat was she?

dios mio

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Based duckposter

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searching for a game

Oh shit, i spot an Anthem booth on the background

So this is the new way to present games? Just give a rundown of all the games you are going to present? At least I know what they will be showing and don't have to sit through it all

e3 used to be on tv on the g4 channel remember? idk if it's on another channel now. I know HBO and ISAT have E3 programmes.

It's not a real conference. It's just a shitty trailer show like Nintendo does.

>Star wars presentation is going to be 40% cutscenes
>5% gameplay
>55% literally who black voice actors and bald cuck devs showing us concept art while the OT music plays in the background while they tell us 'HOW MUCH I LOVED STAR WARS AS A KID!"

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>I don't like that this game isn't on Steam
>Admit it, you are just salty because it isn't on Steam XD
How is that a response, he told you that himself.

>it's like

Supposedly something secret at the end. Not sure if I care enough to even remember tuning in.

>Cars! Cars! Cars!

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>forgot to buy alcohol
>Nanny State won't allow sales after 6pm
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Wow what a cringe thing to say

>30 minutes of waiting between each game
Why?

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EA>>>>>>>>>>all

Thanks for the sticky, Janny.
500 coins have been deposit in your origin account.

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7 min retard

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>yfw Kyle Katarn shows up in Fallen Order

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>any youtube stream works for 3 minutes
>have to refresh after that
How do I fix this?

I'm 29 and never had sex or gf.

Thread is going so fast that none of you will know I'm a black lady
I like bayonetta and dark souls

Have you EVER been less excited for an e3 conference than this shit right now? Cant even get stage based cringe from this shit, just normie cringe from these faggot hosts.

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MUSIC?

I don't need ""presenters."" Just have the fucking devs talk about their goddamn game.
At least they're getting the only games I give a shit about done early.

>hated company gets corrupt video games "journalist" to host their show

>tfw watching it with v4c

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user, that's just an abortion clinic

See There's no reason to watch this shit

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS LISTENIN TO WHILE YOU WAIT?

I'M LISTENING TO LOVE TRAIN

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what is this nintendo wii music?

SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS

why do you fucking care

>3 hours of EA incoming

Good god in heaven.
I'm going to try and sit through the whole thing. Even the sports. Perhaps surviving such cruel tortures will allow me to transcend my mortal form.

Pray for me lads.
Pray for me.

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tits or gtfo

I think they said there was a reveal but they were unclear when

Thread moving too slow to notice that I'm a sissy slut.

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>wasting time with EA shit

>Cars! Cars! Cars!
Are you implying cars are a bad thing? Lol get a load of this faggot.

The lineup is right there, theres no need for predictions mongoloid.

>talking to girl with gigantism fetish
>can't relate at all
how do I talk about this shit man

>Patapon 2
based

The toilet booth?

Who else keeps getting this?

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That's 30 minutes spent on each game you mongoloid.

Yup, California, Texas, really the entirety of the southwest is not America, it's Mexico.

being fat should be illegal

I respect women and minorities

Giantfaggotery is so fucking gay, holy shit.

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OH GOODY ANOTHER YEAR OF SEQUELS MADE BY SJWS. ANOTHER YEAR OF FANCY CGI TRAILERS TO GAMES THAT DON'T EXIST AND GET CANCELLED 7 MONTHS LATER. ANOTHER YEAR.

>jannies
>being able to sticky

Uhhhhhh....

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this isn't even a conference

by moving to twitch

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good for you, friend

Nintendo invitational shit all day as well, starting in 1 bong 30 bings

Same.

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>have zero interest in any of these games but still gonna watch because no motivation to do absolutely anything else
Someone slap the shit out of me please

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I want to rub that duck

Deadbeats radio episode 101

Fuck you nigger

How long until SMM2 Invitational?

youtube.com/watch?v=jPnbd0s7buQ

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bend over

im just gonna watch it later if they are going to take long ass breaks with no new games

Literally this is what 90% of California looks like now.

And guess what sweetie? It's because of those migrants and Mexicans that we have the most powerful economy of any state. Yeah. I'm thinking you need to cry back to pol on the wrong side of history

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You are not alone user!

Midna get

I enjoy Star Wars Battlefront by DICE because the graphics are really pretty

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Where are the white people?

my state only recently allowed sales of it on sunday so I understand the pain

I'll be with you brother

post aquabats at the end an i'll congratulate you for making it to the other side

But least the trailer shows are done in under a hour, these chucklefucks are doing this shit for 2.5 hours

What are you playing in the meantime?

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h-hi

just drop out my dude. it's a waste of time and money.

please please be my gf pleeeeease

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I would slap you
but I'm in the same boat as well

FOR ME IT IS MORT GARSON- PLANTASIA
IT IS COMFY AND I LIKE IT A LOT

What dark theme are you using dude?

Well at least the Nintendo Invitationals are after this, so today won't be total shit.

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oh no

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>Texas
>it's Mexico
Huh? Isn't it supposed to be like the whitest state full of rednecks?

just woke up please give me a quick rundown at what's going on?

That's a dead girl, do you fuck corpses faggot.

Video crashed for anyone else?

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Megumin, I summon you!

JANNIES IFFY, UH
POSTIN IN THE STICKY, UH UH

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Dumb slut

ah-bloo-bloo

Does EA have games though

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Tatsumaki roll

Nobody will know that I love dicks!

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5-10 minutes at most.

BASED

This royalty-free music is pretty good.

check my 4

Do they really have NOTHING new to show?

I'm just watching for star wars. Already given up on the franchises films this will decide if I give up on the games too.

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pretty based dude have a (you)

starts in 4 mins

youtube.com/watch?v=xCoFz-Fi_40
OPERATOR CAN YOU HELP ME PLACE THIS CALL

At what time? I gotta make sure I don't miss

fucking faggot

star wars i get, but how the fuck are they gonna fill 30 minutes on their old shit?

be straight with me Yea Forums
will they say anything about the state of Anthem?

I know

Any thread that isn't about smaaaaaaaash!!!! is a good thread

Is anyone here solely to see the fuck ups on stage and then f5 this thread for the shitposting?

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Isn't Greg Miller the faggot who fired his longtime friend for being a conservative in the current year?

N64 MINNY U GAIS

I wanna lick her bellybutton.

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I must be confused, I assumed Apex, BFV, the new madden and fifa, and the sims 4 were all out already.

post programming socks faggot

gotta try

less talking more sucking tbqh

START THE DAMN TRAILER BEFORE I PISS MYSELF

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I want original IPs again.
Not the 1000th Battlefield, StarWars or some sports game..

is that too much too ask?

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Not even the university everybody wants.

Any cutites from gbfg?

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ok

absolutely nothing

c-contact?

nigg

>most powerful economy
>leading state of homelessness

pffffffffth smell of shit fills the air

use twitch or chrome dumbo

Chiaki get

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how much does it cost to get a sticky on Yea Forums?

100k?

I miss the tittyposters, now we just have shitty gayposters.

Imagine video games

Autistic Eyepatch Waifu pls

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make me explode, megumin

ye

oh shit

Who's ready for 3 hours of sweaty niggers playing sports games?

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>newfags trying to use the youtube stream
>not watching demo
hownewru
suit yourself
twitch
.tv/demolition_d

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>4 mins til (((Based Wars))) Cringe

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Post vocaroo.

and lose those 6 customers?
no

Falseflagging aside the reason California has the largest economy is because it's fucking huge, has Silicon Valley, and Hollywood.

I've unironically seen retards on Yea Forums say that California doesn't contribute anything agriculturally even though it's literally the biggest agricultural exporter in the country (which makes sense if you think about it for five seconds).
I'm not even from California, I can just use a search engine.

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Dumb slut, creativity is dead.

/x/ reporting in, I am doing an invocation to make this event even worse. You're welcome.

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just go back and replay the old games

Thanks, friend :)

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It all comes down to the lightsabers, if they actually slice through limbs we may have something, or they'll just be big glow rods that wack enemies and don't cut anything

SPORTS

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This fat

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I WANNA FUCK NOWIS CUNNY!!!!

new hero for anthem brah GET HYPE

WHERE THE FUCK IS PLANTS VS ZOMBIES

>mods actually made a sticky not nintendo related

colour me surprised.

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they're not gonna talk about it

Aside from Star Wars this is gonna a complete Borefest with the only rest bite being cringe

>465235870
She is ugly as sin

Fuck EA, and its shills. I'm going to party hard and celebrate EA's humiliation shitshow after this.

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>everything they're talking about is covered in the schedule

Then who the fuck cares? The conferences that matter are the ones that might have surprises (the console manufacturers mostly).

It's a coffin.

Congrats user.

this music is fucking trash

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Get back to grinding

2pm ET, so...an hour and a half from now.

lel, I've really not been keeping up with Anthem. Did it just completely bomb then?

Rune Factory 4
Xiao Pai was a mistake.

>Must be a one day follower to chat
What did they mean by this?

>wife (husband)

it starts in 3 min

New instagram filter over existing gameplay GET HYPE

RIN BEST GIRL

FUCK SAKURA

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>Yea Forums
>straight

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>Star wars
>battlefield v
>fifa 20
holy moly what a waste of time

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Have meaningful intercourse

lol
Texas is literally only 42% white and falling. Literally only 31% of people born in Texas are white. Due to immigration only 28% of the student aged population in Texas is white. Texas is Mexico and will become a blue state in like 20 years.

if you both went on a diet and exercised i'm sure you'd be fine looking faggot

Only decent thing on that list is sims 4

Soon

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imagine getting hyped for ea

real etna

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Girls cant love girls.

would be cute if she lost some fat

jesus why'd you marry that?

I assume with set games and set times, there will be no announcements?