>11AM: PISS BREAK
>11:30AM: SHIT
>EA HAMPERING EXPECTATIONS
this is gonna be awful
>THE DAMAGE CONTROL HAS ALREADY STARTED
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holy shit, is that all? what a shitshow
>Caring about EA
>Expecting EA to have SHIT
What the fuck were you guys thinking
This was known for weeks
>9:30 am: Inb4 mobile game
>10:00 am: Snore
>10:30am: Bet its just gonna be its BR mode
>11:00am - 11:30am shit and fap break
>12:00pm: that shits still alive?
Why did EA attend today?
Is this the comfy thread?
I want to see how hard they will fuck up the new star wars game
EA: for the investors
Its respawn, they are good, and its Star Wars so whats to fucks up? Its not like its high art.
cringe and soi
Literally nothing interesting
>They gave me cards, but I don't care
>Throws them away
>EA employes in the crowd cheers
Fucking hell this is cringe.
>OH MY GOD DUDE, STAR WARS, CLAP GUYS IT'S STAR WARS
Jesus christ, kill this guy.
did they give the guy a extra dose of onions?
this guy is trying way too hard.
>This is an axbert playthrough
What did he mean by this?
needs to turn the hype down a bit, they are trying to discuss the game without his soi shrieking interrupting every 3 secs
Why are they still setting stuff in the prequel era? Where are the games set in the current trilogy era? Hell, where are the fucking Star Wars games in general?
>Star Wars
Why is it called star wars jedi and not star wars jedi knight?
Where's bad company 3
>Assassin's Creed Jedi edition
yawn
Dont they have 3 shows lined up today tomorrow and monday.
>alpha game
>what if we just get our great great 3d animation from bioware
Um, why is the main character a white male?
>the sims 4
I'm lost, what are they going to show?
As horrible as the the prequels were, george came up with some neat ideas that decent writers can expand on.
As much as I love the OT there's not much outside of the conflict of the film
The main character looks legit retarded, what is that underbite.
looks like generic shit
>that fuckable robot
BOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIING
>10 Apex
>10:01 BattlefieldV
Fixed
post yfw this conference so far
Oh look, it' Uncharted... Jedi edition.
A stuff pack.
Uncharted IIIINNNN SPAAAAAAACE
>convenient out of place platforms
We still had standard "play along the movie" tie-in games.
Star Wars games have just sort of vanished. There have been the two Battlefront games and then what? Compare that to all the games we got back in the day. Tie Fighter, Rogue Squadron, Battlefront, fucking Podracing.
>lasers travel at snail's pace
>lightsaber looks like shit
Lightsaber looks kinda weird
I mean its fine I guess. Looks like it might be fun if bought on a sale. Star Wars extended universe is okay. Looks very generic though.
Is this the comfy thread?
Looks boring as fuck and I can't quite explain why
>Enemies slowly jog at you one at a time so you can brutally murder them
Jesus fucking christ.
doesnt feel star wars more like someone modded a game
lol did that guy just say "fuck you"?
Everything looks boring and stiff
>slicing
Jedi Academy is BACK ugh
Thats a lot of time for nothing of worth
>blatant clipping
absolutely gross
>rogue squadron, jedi academy, kotor and every star wars gama ever died for this
seriously what the fuck is ea doing
Looks VERY unpolished.
dont insult the jedi knight series by comparing it to this
>it's a squeeze through the small gap to hide a loading area segment
>unchartd clone in 2019
>dark souls fight
>skillpoints
>basedwars
there, i've put your thoughts into words.
>its a climb on these very obvious climbable walls section
Lightning looks really off, also
>those shitty fire particles
same shit as disney they are raping the corpse of star wars and get applauded for it
How much are they going to downgrade the GRAFXS?
And this shit show is why you never trust EA with anything
>jedi infiltrates the refinery
>absolutely 0 alarms have been set off
>0 announcements by anyone
>everyone hates Battlefront EA for being a Battlefield mod with less content
>decide to make their next Star Wars game an Uncharted+TFA ripoff but with less cool powers and more cinematic shit
FUCK EA
What time is it in burgerland?
HOLY FUCK THEY WERE WAITING FOR THE SCRIPTED SEQUENCE TO START HOLY SHIT
Damn, combat is BAD
Can't imagine at all, looks like frostbyte to me which always looks like this. If anything the character lighting looks shitty so they clearly can't faking shit, or they'd have upped the detail on that.
Looks fun, but a bit easy
It already looks pretty mediocre, so not much.
Whoever played this is so fucking bad it pisses me off.
Jedi Knight was quick and didnt hold your hand at every turn. Why is it so hard to make another game like this just in a modern engine?
>chromatic aberration
WHEN
WILL
IT
END
omg it's an alpha they're trying so hard give them a chance!
Only thing worth while on that list is sims 4
Imagine a Metroid Prime game with these grahics
>looks like frostbyte to me
It's UE4 actually.
>instead of amputations
>put in "burn" marks that disappear after awhile
shouldn't the tech be capable of that now? or is it that they dont want to make the mc look like a killer
It looks so fucking slow and unresponsive. The Luke levels of BF2 seem better desu. Also
>blue lightsaber
Fucking boring
>At least we have the high ground
I KNOW THAT QUOTE! LOL I CLAPPED
These storm troopers are more clueless than the ones in a game that came out 15 years ago
And worse the level they've shown as been mind numbingly linear with pointless obstacles where you "press X to Force"
Unleashed had better combat, animations, effects and TECHNOLOGY 11 years ago. It was obvious since they announced it but this gameplay makes it clear, Respawn was forced to make a Star Wars game and they responded with this mediocre, rushed and uninspired thing.
>high ground meme
linear cinematic bullshit, exactly what expected
literally just make a rogue squadron type game set in the new trilogy era, wouldn't even care that the movies are kind of shit as long as it's fun and there is potential for fun missions
its like a very boring generic movie with quick time elements. i bet when this shit fails they gonna cry about single player games no longer selling
im going to bed, what a shit show
>Combat is shit
not a surprise at all, but at least that force pull into the laser seemed interesting
9AM. EA fans are all eating their cereal and clapping right now.
>Unleashed
This
>HIGH GROUND
>troopers die in one hit
I know this is a series meme and all, but for the sake of gameplay it's fucking boring
why did they dropped frostbyte?
Unleashed was unironically based.
Because DICE is the only dev that knows how to use it properly.
>these fucking blaster lasers
Probably a lot given that "next" gen consoles are around the corner and this is already being made with that in mind. Late 360/PS3 games pushed the system to the limit and looked like shit.
Does every storm trooper have a bolt action blaster or something holy shit pull the trigger move then once every 5 seconds
this is my only gripe, just cut them in half if he slices through the enemy
Euphoria made those games based
Fuck ea and disney for not letting us do Dragon ball z level shit with the force
They never used it
>uncut gameplay
>shows cuts in the end
Haha Greg Miller is actually hosting this shit? man this man has fallen from grace.
God Star Wars looked rough. At least I'm done with this show.
"that's what i wanted, the little boy" uhhhhhhhh
>WOOOOHOOOO! MY CHEQUE CLEARED
This has to be the most boring star wars game I have ever seen. And I've played star wars rebellion
>muh gameplay
Why do you even care? It's a cinematic experience. You're not supposed to have "fun", you're supposed to feel invested in the story.
>sojaman tries to hype everyone
If you were expecting anything more then I really don't know what to tell you.
EA would have almost certainly folded without the sims/sports and you're wondering why there's nothing new?
>that's freaking cool
>this was the most positive comment
>tfw your game is aids
BAAAASED
I LOVE LITTLE BOYS
Did the guy on stage say "ya that's what I want its a little boy!!"
Well, that was rough.
At least there's a cute twink.
What does it feel like to shove a lightsaber in my bum?
I don't think it was too bad for a first level.
So Uncharted with some Prince of Persia jumps and clunky melee?
And who thought the droid hanging on your back all the time was a good idea?
>"What do we think EA play?!"
>thoughtful combat
>everything dies in one hit
Should I order Wendy’s or McDonald’s nuggets?
WE GOTTA GIVE IT TO STAR WARS
>"What you saw was a really good player"
He said "that's what I wanted as a little boy." but don't worry you can keep wanting little boys all you want.
Why are walking simulators with repetitive button mash combat so common in this decade?
Like The Force Awakens in your anus.
what are you talking about how is this a "fall from grace"
I'm saving that image.
So is it just gonna be this kind of shit for the whole presentation? No new games or anything, just a talk show over games that everyone games everyone already knows about?
Why does every EA game look similar, even when it is not on frostbite? it is the same as Ubisoft. I can tell the publisher just by the graphics.
DO YOU REMEMBER THE LIGHTSABERS?
I REMEMBERED!
What's the source? I'm intrigued
>greg outed as pedo
would ANYONE be surprised?
works for Ratchet
Common libraries and tools I guess. Most Ubisoft games recycle a ton of things between them
I know it's E3 but this is cringey as hell.
Star Wars 1313 is DEAD
youtube.com
straight up video version instead of streaming
Ubisoft games all look and play the same because its a fomula that sells so Ubisoft tells stories they can do whatever they want so long as they have the core pillars required (Open world, collectables etc).
Mashing X is fine. Do you really want every action game to be as complex as DMC5?
EA realized they didn't need to spend millions on E3 anymore. And could also cut down on paid shills by having a tiny outside stage.
"BD-1 IS IN THE AUDIENCE LADIES AND GENTLEMAN!"
I have nothing against him but why does he keep screaming like a moron?
Its Gwenpoole. She had one good comic series, then got canceled, her character was put into the Young Avengers which is only worth reading if you're a high tier cape shitter who puts up with literal trash so long as its cape.
I just want interesting gameplay and not a fucking movie
Why is there no pinned thread? Yea Forums is too fast of a board to have 500size E3 threads.
just...let it in.
Why do games keep doing this?
literally working as a paid shill at the most cringe and hated conference at E3. probably for a desperate paycheque. pretty sure Kinda Funny's Patreon has dropped off and nobody watches. So they need to work as marketers for hire.
screaming == HYPE for a.d.d kids.
unleashed had some cool technology systems working but it never really added up to a good game
also a laughable plot with your mary sue "actually most important person in the whole saga" protagonist
Yes I do actually
Who /preordering/ here?
>$5.99 delivery fee for McDonalds against a $0.99 for Wendy’s
Welp got my answer
probably it. can resuse stuff as long as you keep the art style the same.
>YAAAASSS THE JEWISH OVERLORDS APPROVE OF THIS STORY
did I missed a cringe moment?
Fuck I want wendy's but
>diet
>5.99
holy cow that's terrible
Gwenpool. It's about a cute girl who enters the world of Marvel comics and gets her hopes and dreams crushed.
>oh no this star wars game isn't canon, i can't play it
>Do you really want every action game to be as complex as DMC5?
Yes?
This entire conference has been cringe so far.
sad i never was a fan of being a jedi
I love how painful this whole thing is.
Wouldn't be E3 without it.
>badass
Greg Miller is like if Seth Rogan had fetal alcohol syndrome.
>this hysterical laugh
>this fake hype
>devs can't even say something positive about the game
I can't take it anymore
>can you decide to go light or dark?
the face when you realize you could have done it better
This is now a Gwenpoole thread.
is this the Xbox lady? did she switch companies?
I knew I shouldn't have tuned into this shit
The fake hype is unironically killing my own e3 hype
>e3 tomorrow
>have to work tomorrow
So just Seth Rogan then?
This british blonde is hot as fuck.
Even the presenter is shaking his head at how cringy it is.
>Only has one option for dipping sauce REEEEE
Do I use it for honey mustard or sweet and sour? I have ketchup and ranch here
Been there. It’s rough
No kidding I have no idea why it’s so bad compared it everyone else’s
>Was semi hyped to hear about Jedi order because Respawn
>It looks like generic garbage
I feel silly.
Beginning was fine if not boring, but holy shit the interview got uncomfortable by the end
I would give Square Enix a solid B+ if they announced a Gwenpool game.
Seth Rogan has actually made moderately decent and borderline successful movies while stoned out of his fucking mind. I can respect that.
>apex legend
>we bring you MEMES!
This whole stream is liquid cringe
>Seth Rogan
DUDE
Yeah, Respawn is good. So was Bioware. And Maxis. And Origin. And Visceral. And Bullfrog. It doesn't matter how good the devs are, EA is pure poison to game development.
>Gwenpoole will NEVER masturbate too you
>taking summer classes
>last class ends at 1pm m-f
i hate nintendo
memes aside, is apex legend doing well or already dead?
EA and Xbox are lovers just like Activision and Sony are. I'm sure she'll show up tomorrow on Xbox's aftershow.
>diligently
>not watching while working
t. sysadmin
>Respawn is getting pimped hard over DICE
LOL HOW TIME HAS CHANGED
Gwenpool had to right to be that good.
Fuck you I don't want to accept it.
it's a few months away from being abandoned by most people. And normalfags are sick of no updates and patches.
>Titanfall 3 died for this
It's no secret, it fell off hard. I gave up on it completely.
Well, that was a quite nice 30 minute conference.
It's a shame it is over now.
These games completely live and die on streaming. Its dead.
>another Respawn game
Is Respawn all EA has nowaday or something
Not dead yet but it's going downhill and i'm sure it won't recover.
what the actual fuck are they even going to be showing for sims 4? aren't they done with it now?
Don't post things that give me erections
so why is everyone from this game wakanda looking?
>the fucking Mirage cosplayer
Fucking fags ruining everything good
Sims 4 x Apex Legends DLC.
Sorry.
To add to what Gwenpool is, she's lot like deadpool when it comes to 4th wall breaking. But for her she actually uses the medium to break through the 4th wall such as passing herself a pen between panels or even being trapped in the white spaces between the panels. Makes her feel a lot more fun than Deadpool's awareness of the 4th wall
No one expected anything from you EA, how could you be worse than nothing?
>not sticking around for Sims
Don't you want more accessories for your sluts?
>FIFA 20
Holy shit the leaks were real
I thought E3 wasn't starting until monday?
meu deus nosso senhor, tenha dó pelos nossos pecados.
No one would have bought it anyway
Height slider for teens expansion.
Only 20USD, will break all your mods.
this stupid game still only has one map?
My first time actually seeing gameplay. This is the game everyone was talking about months ago? Looks generic as fuck. Titanfall died for this? People would rather play this than fight in mechs? God I hate this timeline
thanks
E3 starts with Microsoft in 25 hours. EA aren't at E3.
Mechs were literally the worst part of TF2
topkek
The expo starts the 11th. None of these press conferences are technically "E3".
EA has their own thing, which is just embarrasing considering what they're presenting.
Do the game have a modding community?
EA has said 'fuck E3 we'll make our own show" for years now user.
It's popular knowledge that Apex is a heavily downgraded Titanfall but still above Fortnite and Blackout i guess.
Fuck off.
works for fortnight. brfags like to eat the same over and over.
There are no mechs in Team Fortress 2 retard
This announcer is liquid millennial.
>work night shift
>can wake up in time to watch the few conferences left that matter
I really just hope Microsoft and Ubisoft can manage to entertain in 1 form or another
It has everything from /ss/ mods to first-person sex animations.
Nintendo has no press conference either. Who cares about the show floor? None of you fags are there.
But it's basically just E3 right? It's not fooling anyone
God these hired white hype people are annoying to listen to.
>like to eat the same over and over
That could be said about literally anything normalfags like.
Yes
they just want to get in early
Nintendo hasn't had one for years.
>skins
>this is a noteworthy feature
>in 2019
This is just sad
Ape legends is dead
>Nintendo has no press conference either.
They do. It's just pre-recorded. They still present it live on stage at E3 at the same time they broadcast it online. The only difference is that it's pre-recorded.
Rest assured that the cheers are coming from EA employees.
>Nintendo has no press conference either.
Yes they do.
>a white character
Thats racists
R.I.P Anthem Feb 2019 to Feb 2019
I've never played Apex Legends but it seems like it has the most annoying cast of characters I've ever seen in an ensemble.
>this clapping
OHNONONONO
Technically that's not a press conference, but it does count as a "E3 show".
the direct isn't a press conference, so by your autistic logic it isn't part of E3
Wait until you see Bleeding Edge tomorrow.
>WOOOOO
>*claps*
SHUT THE FUCK UP
They upload a video that's shot in a building and there is no audience. It's not a press conference since there's no press there while they're filming it.
What a shitty line up. Are they even trying?
>5 seconds of animation
>it doesn't even look good
Embarrassing. They're trying to emulate Overwatch, but they don't understand why people like those shorts.
>but they don't understand why people like those shorts
Neither do I
New girl is cute.
Why are you guys watching this? What are you expecting to see?
fifa lad
you need a blood soi level of .250 micrograms per kilogram of body weight to enjoy them
I like watching EA crash
Anthem bombing destroyed whatever their original plans would've been for this year. They 100% would've done an actual press conference if they could've had Anthem as their centerpiece.
A WHITE FEMALE?? AND SHE'S ACTUALLY GOOD LOOKING???? No fucking way!
I'm waiting for Trannyfield V because they are brining the nips back
I only cared about starwars, right now its just a waiting room for the Nintendo Event in about an hour
anyone else buying season 2 pass? I think this is going to be cool
>presented game is in "pre-alpha"
>looks like a beta build
>gets released holiday season the same year
Stahp it, EA.
what else am I going to be doing?
as a female I'm so happy to see sims 4 get attention.
don't reply to me because I'm closing this thread and not coming back bye bye.
I kinda want to see the BFV stuff to know if it's actually gonna be worth it a year later.
Andrew Wilson jumping out of a lootbox. He wears a Darth Vader costume and announces the closure of Bioware while making lewd hand gestures.
Joke's on you, she's gay
L O N D O N
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D
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BFV stuff, that's literally the only reason I give a fuck about this trash
Admittedly Sims 4 is the only thing today that could possibly impress at all, if only for the potential novelty of whatever the fuck they're showing.
>Why are you guys watching this?
I'm bored and Yea Forums reacting to shitty video games and cringe is entertaining.
Alpha and beta don't mean shit anymore, user. You know that
They are literally just showing a stuff pack. They said as much at the start.
POST THEM BOOBS WHORE
Fuck you
Not in my dreams
REJOICE!
Fuck this. I'm going to go watch the Destroy all Humans and Darksiders Genesis trailers again
>Yea Forums hates everything
Why do you people do this? How do you even to trough your daily life with hating everything?
btw. With this much negativity its no wonder people keep their distance and nobody loves you.
>Who cares about the show floor? None of you fags are there.
No I am not there, but the games are so I care.
YOURE ALL UNGRATEFUL PUT SOME POGGERS IN THE CHAT TO HELP EA
Well said. Yea Forums is full of poo-poo-heads who don't like modern video games.
Fuck you ;^)
Hey man I agree with you. Yea Forums is way too harsh on things. But there is absolutely NOTHING of value here
>Yea Forums hates everything
>Literally above your post is positivity
Hilarious, get fucked.
UNGRATEFUL GOYIM
There's tremendous value here. I can't wait to buy lootboxes and unlock these exclusive skins.
>Yea Forums hates everything
Not true, I actively enjoy hating things with my fwends on Yea Forums
"the games" are also on this live stream
and this live stream happening today isn't a coincidence, it's part of E3
Opinions on fascism being added?
Jedi Outcast & Academy, Empire at War, Republic Commando, SWG, KOTOR
typical EA cringe
Would a fascist be a tranny?
>No Super Best Friends E3 live streams this year
looks nothing alike but good effort though, post it on reddit and you might get some nice reddit gold or whatever
It's already been said, EA will most likely reveal new shit at Microsoft's conference
>those britbong teeth
yikes
Sorry my low effort paint shitpost didnt meet your expectations Mr. Anonymoose Im going back
to reddit.
yeah it was always great to have matt the retard mushmouth talk over everything and then everyone else start to do the same thing after the first press conferences because nobody cares
Please don't, I'll miss you!
Nah fuck this shit I'm out.
If I wanted t listen to stupid english accents spouting the most cringeworthy bullshit of all time I'd just listen to my own thoughts.
yeah i'd stalk her home and rape her
She also has a horse face.
>3DPD
Don't worry. I won't
Oh boy a new update that will take a gorillian years
WAIT, that's NOT just Gwen Stacey in a Deadpool costume?
I knew that, just wanted an excuse to post more Gwen.
>Battle of Greece
Who the fuck cares about these literal who batttles? No wonder this game bombed.
>Pantsuit
I'm good.
shes lowkey cute
Based.
>No multiplayer D-day map
Even if they wanted diversity just do the beach the Canadians took.
What if i call her "milf"? That cool?
>it's just a single-player map converted into multiplayer
HAHAHAHAHA
but you just posted 3D
DID YOU SEE THAT SOIBOI WIPE HIS NOSE ON HIS SHOULDER
I still unironically like BF games. There is no analogues
>deleted
Based mods
Why aren't BFV devs talking about how much white people and men suck anymore?
I thought nobody bought this fucking game?
>Guys we need more maps!
>sure just port the br and sp maps
B R A V O
Would you prefer no maps at all?
There is Battlefield 4, no reason to play any other Battlefield shitshow
>play battlefield for big huge maps and vehicles
>DICE makes small as fuck maps without vehicles
fuck
I just noticed. No mention of PRIDE MONTH or WOMANS the whole conference. Did EA finally take the hint?
Could Yea Forums host a better conference than EA?
Easily
Yes, it would be a lot more based
How many times can DICE get away putting with putting operation metro in every battlefield game?
The first host was basically Yea Forums.
Give it time.
did these people literally use the "unsheathe katana" sound to introduce the pacific theater?
I play both. Pretty sad they dropped BF4 support.
>no new classic map
I expected at least one in 2018
"Alright, here's Battleshit V"
*trailer plays, crowd boos*
"What did you think, co-host"
"Too many obligatory niggers"
"Well, it's handegg and divegrass next, probably a good time to have a wank desu"
I can't wait to see the diversity of the Japanese army.
>Pacific
>To further diversify the Japanese army we've made it include all Asians, such as the Chinese and Philipinos!
I really want this just to see how many ignorant EA is to the war crimes committed.
youtube.com
Are you ready for 1 hour of sports?
I stopped watching, BFV was all I cared about and they didn't actually reveal anything new. Back to playing Mordhau I guess
I'm pretty sure that after all the raping, the Japanese forcefully conscripted some Koreans and Chinese to fight for them
No, the Japanese knew they'd be disloyal and not exactly want to fight potential liberators or their own country men. The only chinese that would have fought for the Japanese would have been Qing loyalists as Manchuria (A Japanese puppet state) had the rightful heir as its ruler.
dang i missed BFV
what they talk about?
they're adding some more maps
increased the level cap and private severs
adding the pacific theater
>SW: Fallen Order
Bin it
>Apex Legends
Bin it
>Battlefield 5oy
Been binned
>EA Sports bullshit
Binned
>Sims 4
Man, they're still milking that bullshit for every cent they can. The only thing keeping that dumb ass game series alive is the nude/fuck mods. What the fuck is EA even doing?
evil white men trouncing the innocent empire of flowers
Yes, but it will trigger the entire world cuz of MUH RACIST, SEXIST, TRANSPHOBIC, ANTI-SEMANTIC, etc..
new maps
server support in september
level cap now at 500, will give you some coins at certain level "milestones"
>thread dies completely when they switch to sports
Why did they even come this year? They could have just dropped the gameplay trailer for Star Wars. Does anyone care about the rest? The people who buy FIFA and Madden every year will continue to buy it regardless of what they show off.
>adding pacific theater
finally but I wish they would have more famous "overplayed" locations
I seriously doubt any sports game players even watch any of this shit either
probably a very small amount but since these games make the most money
No doubt
BRAND NEW FREE KICKS FINALLY
too comfy
>sudden hug
did he just say they gave him a jersey??
>DMC
>Complex
JUJUUUUUUUUU
mac fucking kill la kill me already
christ how long is this fucking madden segment gonna go on
You guys really missed out by not watching the Mario invitational. The final round was a nailbiter.
user, it may seem crazy, but people have multi-monitors and resolutions higher than 720.
>women commentators
no 3rd season