What snarky things is she going to say in their debut trailer?

What snarky things is she going to say in their debut trailer?

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GUESS WE BETTER MAKE OUR OWN

Good chance it's all pantomimed with no text honestly.

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ITT:
>Grinchfags never learning.

To quote vine
"Look at all those chickens!"

It’s honestly a big thing that makes me think it won’t happen.

>Gosh Kazooie, can you believe it? We're in Smash!
>I guess that's the power of whining on the internet for you.

rah rahrah rah rahrahrah rahrah rah rahrah

Despite only being 13% ...

GUH GUH GUH GUH GUH GUH GUH GUH GUH GUH GUH

BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH

EEKUM

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>I got an egg to pick with you!

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if Sakurai is based he will add in the codec conversations for Banjo, they don't need VA since they can just say GUH GUH GUH etc

Kazooie & Gruntilda chiming in & dropping bantz will be to good to miss

small jej

BK's dialog presentation is too iconic to leave out, especially when they are already willing to go through the trouble of bringing back voice actors and animation studios just to do reveal trailers in the past.

If other characters interact with them, I want them to talk and have text boxes like they were in a Banjo game.
Mario speaks in yahoos, Kirby in poyos, etc..

I'm still holding out for a Gruntilda stage hazard where she shows up and insults the fighters in rhyme

>Can't belief we managed to make it into Smash, too bad it's just as an assist trophy though.

>EVEN BY BEING IN CRYOSTASIS FOR OVER 10 YEARS WE STILL BEATEN THAT SQUAREHEAD TO A PULP!
>KAZOOIE !

>kazooie points out that it's bullshit and pecks the glass until it breaks

something about still being salty that nintendo sold them off to rot with microsoft

>K: Blegh! What's that horrible smell?
>B: Sorry...
>K: Ok, what's that other horrible smell?

Characters like Mario and Kirby parent going to talk, even in text form. Its just going to Kid Icarus and Fire Characters and you're gonna like it.

>It never breaks
>Then the screen pans out, with Steve holding the assist trophy and smiling
>Banjo and Kazooie scream as Steve summons them and they are forced to fight
>They are brutally beaten by Donkey Kong, Diddy and K. Rool as they cry out for mercy and how they used to be Rare buddies
>It pans back to Steve
>Steve is revealed as playable.

dilate

>Banjo:Wow, it's been a long time since we've seen our old friends, hasn't it Kazooie?
Kanzooie: Some of them have really changed in appearance (not necessarily for the better, heh)
Banjo: Now Kazooie, we haven't always been in the best shape ourselves.
Kazooie: What? Squares are a shape!

based

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DESPITE

That would be even better

>No small dicks.