Has a video game ever taught you anything useful?

Sonic taught me to never give up
Smash taught me that anything is possible
Minecraft taught me that you are part of your own story
Banjo-Kazooie taught me that secrets are hidden even in the most unexpected places
Mario taught me that people with good hearts exist
Undertale taught me that there is always a choice and that it always matters

Do I need to go on or you're fucking fine?

perseverance, which made me notice how easily some people just give up at things

attention to detail

Some narratives can leave new perspectives to your personality so yeah.

Noclipping

>you are part of your own story
Sounds kind of egocentric.

Oregon Trail 5th Edition taught me about how dandelions are edible, and nightshade berries are poisonous.

I hope you don't actually take that characters dialogue to heart
Whoever wrote that was a self-loathing degenerate nihilist whose only worldview was corn syrup consumerism

>Anime
>Over the age of 13
How do you live with yourself knowing how utterly pathetic your life is?

How to cook.
How to be creative.
English which I now know better than my actual 1st language.

Epic

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starcraft taught me how to accept failure

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No, actually. It's funny because even anime has taught me something. Games are entirely pointless masturbatory activity.

More anime. And booze

My man, in reality you're just an assmad wannabe normie with "how dare they to like something i dislike" mentality of 12 years old.

I memorized the braille alphabet from playing Pokemon Emerald. I forgot it because I never use braille and it's been years. But it was pretty cool I guess.

This.
Your child will only turn out shit if you're a shit parent.

If I ever feel bad I always remember that at the very least I'm still better than you.

Teach me the lesson.

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if you consider english useful then yes

Fighting games taught me how much of s scrawny bitch I was.
When I first hit the gym I could barely bench 5 reps of 85. Now I can do 10 reps of 135 no problem

I've learned plenty of things through games, although arguably they could've been taught quicker and easier in other ways. I used to be really shy and uncomfortable around people, but gradaully getting used to public lobbies and chatting with randoms helped a lot with small talk and starting conversations. Also obvious stuff like learning moderation, practicing to reach a far-off goal, all that shit.

English and while not teaching they sometimes made me interested in some historical period or mythology and made me learn more about it

English

BioShock got me to read Rand's novels around 2009, which lead me to study Aristotle. Nicomachean Ethics changed my life and I'm a much better person for it.
I've also picked up various bits of historical info from Civilizations 3-5.

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Once failure has happened, it's in the past.

Often that failure doesn't affect you in the present more than the value you give it. That shit you did 10 years ago, 5 years ago, probably even last month, how much does it REALLY matter?

Failure is also inevitable, if you ever do anything there is a chance you fail at it, so it is important to accept that as a fact and move on, whoever does anything well, chances are he does because he has failed before.

It can even be said that people fail at failing, by not getting the most of their own failures.

Your mistakes are yours and nobody else's, you decide what to do with them, you could be proud about them, you could just regret them, you could try to learn from them or simply consider them life experience.

So ask yourself this: What is the best action you can take now? What can you learn from your failures and how can you move on?

Because if you died to that 6pool again you should have scouted it you little shit and it's not going to get any better if you just complain, learn from your mistakes, improve, and then by improving you will see that your failures were worth it, because the only reason you failed is you tried and god knows you won't ever fucking regret trying.

Persona 4 taught me that hard work never pays off.
We are all domed to be under those with talents.

I know everything about geography, history and cultures due to EU4+Wikipedia combo.

>if you ever do anything there is a chance you fail at it,
That's why I never fail

V I D E O G A M E S but whatever

One of the few regrets I can't quite get over is the fact that I've never gotten rejected when trying to kiss a girl.

I know for a fact that this means that there are women I could have gone for and have success with, but I didn't because of being scared of it going wrong.

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I learned that people used to dream in black and white until color TV's were invented. My dreams are still vague black and white scattered thoughts, if I actually dream at all, but it's nice that people can dream in color.

999 taught me about digital roots.

I never tried to kiss or ask out someone and I'm 32

I learned geology from Dwarf Fortress. I didn't even know the difference between igneous and metamorphic rock before I started playing it.

That's utterly retarded.
People dream in colour prior to having ever watched TV, so what? TV existing somehow changed how brains work?
Where'd you learn that, user? Get your money back!

>I learned that people used to dream in black and white until color TV's were invented

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geography

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Pokemon Red and Blue helped me learn how to read

>Undertale taught me that there is always a choice and that it always matters
Fucking how
90% of the things you do don't affect shit apart from the two railroads

It's a fact. Persona 5 told me. In the 1940s a study was conducted that proved it.

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that r*ssians are in fact not human but gargantuan rodents nursed on methyl and deserve nothing short of complete eradication
also some unimportant shit like english

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I learned how to type quick from playing WoW.

runescape taught me economics in a free market and how to jew the fuck out of people for maximum profits

>Tetris taught me that if you manage to fit in, you can kill a buncha people.
>Sonic taught me that as long as I hold on to a sliver of hope, I can keep going. Unless I get crushed by some bullshit barrel.
>Spyro taught that I should burn 'em... Burn 'em ALL Johnny!
>Fifa taught me to ball
>Duke Kick'em taught me shüt
>Minecraft taught me to "block" everyone around me
>Undertale taught me that I can just restart if I fuck up royal, and that plants always remember.

Do I need to go on or you're fucking fine?

This, the actual point of frisk and chara is to represent that by going for either of those routes, you are giving up control.

Never too late

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Then wouldn't people have dreamed in color before black and white tv?

Always go for the kill.

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>What do you mean my spawn will be his own person instead of some clone of me that'll instantly have all my knowledge and be capable from birth to not fuck up in similar ways as I did?

Does the writer for this not realize how self centered that looks? I mean it's clear he's not mature enough to be a father since he's still in the "it's all about me" phase of mental maturity (which is usually supposed to be reserved for fucking babies and not grown ass men/women).

No books and newspapers were written in black and white.

Master Miller's advice on the codec was pretty neat

yeah and paintings were in black and white too lmao

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interesting thought, user

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Soul Sacrifice helped me through depression.

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that guns are cool and i must use guns to fight my enemies

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