Who else here loves Nintendo Switch?

Raising another man's baby is American thing anyway.

BAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

HOLY SHIT YOU CANT MAKE THIS UP

SHIEEEEEEEEET

Is this the incel thread

>#sacrificiallove
powerful..

Shes adopted

>i kill myself wagecucking to raise jamal's child but at least I get to play mario (for 2 hours only if my wife agrees) at the end of the work week

>adopted
>pic above is of his wife in maternity ward

nice cope cucko

have sex.

I like mine but I dont own BoTW

play mario.

Hurr

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i saw one in the CeX yesterday and the screen was a mess with fingerprints. How do u stand that shit?

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Love mine. Hacked.

so he's impotent as well as raising a black man's child. What is your point again?

What’s wrong here? People can’t be excited for PS4’s no more?

I think we need to admit that the people who post pics and vids like that exist in every fanbase and should probably be purged for the greater good

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that would kill 50% of youtube uploads

People can't be excited for anything any more. Haaving fun is considered cringy now

Nintendosoi cope trying to project onto other platforms

good

Sure, but why the open mouth?

being excited over something and the artificial basedboy hype associated with endgame, got, star wars, and switch seem qualitatively different to me. I cant put it in words though.

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Even cats hate Snoys.

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it was actually upset at muh linear set piece unsharted starring nolan north as every character
MUH STORY
MUH EMOTIONAL DEVELOPMENT

I thought those switch cuck pics were just a meme. Holy shit.

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ty based cato

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>getting excited for the uncharted edition
yikes

Bing Bing Wahoo
Heyyyah
SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH

the switch is such a piece of shit even if you like the games
honestly I would have preferred to play botw on wiiU

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How come you never raise that point whenever somebody posts a similar image for people holding up switch consoles?

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Whats wrong with this? So what if it's not his biological kid? Children should be raised with two parents with actual role models than single mothers.

Based Felix.

Not a real console

kek

>no I haven't bought a switch yet
>I'm waiting for SMT

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>role model
>a gaping jawed onions drinking femiman whose greatest passion is collecting coins from blocks in a kids game

I'm considering getting one but I think I'll wait for the first hardware revision.

I think the biggest cuck is Brad Pitt.
>he and Angelina have countless black kids
>not a single one is his

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imagine the kid they would have created together, it would have been super saiyan turbo chad/stacy

I like some of the games for it, but the hardware is shit. It's too ungainly for handheld play, and as a console it's way underpowered for most third party games. The joycons feel cheap and nasty, and the drift problem they all get is something I wouldn't have expected from Nintendo hardware.

I need more games but am too broke.

>Wife fucks Jamal because husband is too busy playing Basedtendo

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