Black Mirror ruined vidya for me

Why didn’t they switch characters at all just to try out different things?

Probably because it's Jewish garbage

yes

what was the episode again?

Mate I don't even know what it is.

yeah hipster twilight zone

Which fucking episode was that?

Pretty much.

>>Yea Forums now hates on Charlie Brooker's shows just because he got popular

Fuck off

maybe its because you like to sit in the directors chair and the female is the main character? I mean the world especially the virtual world is a play.

He literally said that, you retard

If you seriously like to watch the same shit that normalfags do, kill yourself.

New season (5) episode 1

two niggers play a VR fighting game that links to their nervous systems. other one plays a girl and the other one plays a guy. go figure the rest.

Twilight Zone-esque spooky technology shit
takes a concept of technology causing some weird shit that has become the norm in the near future

The episode in question involved two friends from a decade ago playing a fighting game - fast forward to current day, one gets the other the newest installment for his birthday, features VR capabiity (not like Smash, it's real first-person)

They fight, roll on the floor, and start fucking. In game they're an asian guy and girl but irl they're both black dudes in their late 30's

Yea Forums will tell you it's shit, but it's pretty good for Netflix standards anyway. Just skip the very first episode, it's definitely the worst.

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From the few things I've gathered through osmosis, it's basically a "what if bizarre thing happened?" but with modern tech and pop culture.

>BLACKED Mirror

>hits bong
What if yer nan was a social media powered robot

>Please tune in to the next episode.

Is there a new season?

>If you seriously like to drink the same water that normalfags do, kill yourself
>I swear I'm not being a contrarian retard just to delude myself into thinking I'm different from every other neet on this site

I'll admit his angle of complaining about how shit everything is started to feel a bit fake after he got successful and married Konnie Huq, the cunt, she was supposed to be MINE

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Perfect description. Though I think it may actually be closer to an unironic rendition of The Scary Door

OI, WOT IF UR TOASTER WUZ OPR8TED BY A LI'L COPY OF URSELF

FOCKIN MENTAL INNIT?

WHAT IF TECHNOLOGY
BUT BAD??????

Bottom of the barrel trash.

Many of the things do already happen. They just exxagerate it and add technology from the future.

oi m8 wot if your mom was a computah and that computah was your woif? fooking mental innit?

>not liking something popular means your trying to be contrarian about it.

It is a shitty Twilight zone.

>Watching BLACKED MIRROR
number one way to tell if somebody is homosexual

I bet you never even watched twilight zone

Oh right now i remember. There's more than the token amount of melanin in the show so brainwashed mongoloids seethe about it.

>Real world shady use of technology and social engineering shit
>(((They))) are behind it!
>Show exploring and alerting to the shady use of technology and social engineering shit
>(((They))) are behind it!

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>Rustle
You know the artist is an actual pedophile right?

This post is funny because it is 90 per cent actually true to the majority of you homos

Mario Kart:
WHAT IF RACE CARS
BUT MARIO????

>I am very intelligent because I look at everything on a surface level

I hope you're not a gambler.

I have. The Odyssey of Flight 33 is one of my childhood favorites.

Have you consider not being gay?

Don't you fucking dare talk shit about The Twilight Zone. I will fucking find you.

I'm the best pool player on this street buddy

Mario Kart isn't pretentious.

My point is that people who compare Black Mirror to Twilight Zone are wrong because the shows are very different

Neither is Black Mirror you brainlet.

cute girl

lol

Oh shit

it's based

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They aren't at all. They are both use sci fi (twilight zone has other genres as well but most of the time it is sci fi) as a conduit for moral questions and strange what ifs.
People who say they are different are just butthurt that a 60 year old show did it better

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>every episode of twilight zone was a morality tale set in the future focusing on technology
ask how I know you never watched the show

they are similar only on a superficial level, and only some episodes

please keep your cuckold fantasies to yourself, it's fucking 6am

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i miss Yea Forums posting

Everyone has always know it was gay

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national treasure

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i dont see this kind of elitism anymore, and more of faggotry like complaining about contrarianism
sad days

wow, you blatantly left out parts of my posts to create a strawman
Your mental gymnastics are impressive to say the least.

Anyone watch the nuTwilight Zone series? It's pretty garbage.

>mom

were you planning to make a point or rebuttal in that post and just forget?

Are you samefagging or are you literally that fucking far gone that you think some sperg telling someone to kill themselves because they watch something that's popupar is a good thing?

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It was great while it was still british. After it was americanized it went full sjw and the plots were too on the nose or in your face.

I made one in the post before that, but as you are clearly twisting my words, I am going to assume that you don't want actual discussion and just want to continue building that psychological wall against all dissenting information
Have a pity (you).

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quit being a little bitch ive been told to kill myself all the time for dumb shit

i knew Yea Forums was filler with normalfag trash now but this is riddiculous.

That's not the point retard

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fuck your point faggot youre a little bitch who watches normalfag trash and should go kill yourself

This. The first two seasons were pretty fucking good, outside of a couple shitty episodes. Season 3 was hit-or-miss, and after that it just went off the deep end. 4 was shit, and 5 is shit. I only watch it out of the hope Brooker pulls his head out of his ass and makes a decent episode at some point.

>Not playing as a girl so you can romance other girls.

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OI WOT IF THE QUEEN HAD NIPPLELAZARS THAT SHOT YOU F YOU HAD TEA FOR FOR LUNCH.
BLOWS YOUR MIND DONTIT

Fookin mentul

Go do your homework or something

>i play female characters in almost every rpg and mmorpg games if it's possible.

That`s what estrogen filled onions-boys do. Roleplay as your own gender for once faggot.

But I do

>watching zoomed twilight zone
You deserve this

Are you implying you are no a pedophile or something?

hot

epic retort youre totally not a bitch ass 16 year old yourself

and?

OI OI GET DIS
WOT IF YER TOASTER WAS A DILDO AND IT SUED YOU FER RAPE.
I AINT HAVING TOAST ANYMORE I TELLS YA

no, i'm almost 33

WOT IF YOUR TOILET THOUGHT WW2 WASN'T OVER AND IT WAS A RACIST SON OF A BITCH.

Wait a minute wasn't there a episode where theres this black guy and their in like a work out facility and they have to audition to a bunch of judges to get out or some shit? Well the only reason i bring this up because the black guy was chilling with some girl and i think he ended up getting literally cucked or some shit, it was weird man.

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Wot if facebook was a real book that ate ya mum's face

haha

Sad...

he did get cucked cause she went into porn using his money

What's sad?

That was one of the few decent episodes.

wat if ye mum was a computah

Holy shit kys immediately you fucking faggot.

Just sad.

WOT IF YA MUM'S TOASTER WAS YA DAD'S DILDO

#mindblown

33 and still act like a punk bitch kys

This season of black mirror was shit

NETFLIX HIRE THIS MAN

I dont need to tell you why, pedo.

no

it used to be good, netfucks ruined it and americanized it into oblivion

I still liked this episode, cause its very relatable

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>england has only 1 accent
These posts always make me laugh, but try mixing it up a bit with some scouse, yorkshire or geordie once in a while.

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WHAT IF YUH COMPUTA COMES TO LIFE AND FUCKS YUH MUM IN HER FUCKING LOOSE ASSHOLE.

It's basically all those anti-vidya / anti-rock music lawyers and mommies and christians: The Movie. Take something new, claim it's bad, and completely blow it out of proportions to support your agenda.

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no one cares about your shit accents

Stop slurping cocks for (You)s, you're gonna grow up to be a whore,

but i only have one

>OI MATE
>YEAH BRUV?
>WHAT IF YA COMPUTER WAS YA FUCKIN HEAD MATE

WHAT IF I COPY YER MIND INTO A FUCKIN DILDO THAT'D BE FUCKIN MENTAL M8

Fuck off. Bet you love Facebook and digital surveillance don't you?

>interpreting Black Mirror as "technology bad"
I didn't think anyone could be this retarded, but here you are.

because it's low IQ stupid shit pretending to be deep
it's like if I made a story about "WHAT IF I SHAT IN THE SINK INSTEAD OF THE TOILET? WOOOOAAHHHHHH!!!" and dressed it up as some thought-provoking philosophical bullshit

WOT IF NETFLIX WAS BRAINWASHING PEOPLE INTO RACEMIXING AND KEKOLDING BUT YER ROBOTIC ROOSTER TOLD YA IT WEREN'T

>WHAT IF I SHAT IN THE ROBOTIC SINK INSTEAD OF THE ROBOTIC TOILET?
ftfy
now it's a black mirror episode

>my echo chamber told me so, so it must be true. I'm the real smart one heh!

Netflix & Americans once again ruin something good.

WOT IF YA DICK WAS IN THA INTANET AND YA CAME WHEN YA RUBBED AGAINST SOMEBODY ELSE'S DICK.

Wait which girl is he cosplaying at the bottom?

WOT IF ME PHONE GREW LEGS AND FUCKED ME RAW

what if you die in the game you die in real life

what echo chamber?
do you retards honestly need other people to help come up with Black Mirror episode ideas? LOL

This, Otherwise you're a flaming homosexual

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Black Mirror. The social commentary is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of cell phones and shit most of the stories will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Charlie's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characters- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these plots, to realise that they’re not just kind of interesting sometimes- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Black Mirror truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Charlie's existential catchphrase “WOT IF TECHNOLOGY BAD,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Charlie Brooker’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

but a robotic toilet is cool, bro

fuck man u really are a lil bitch, 33 u said? would of guessed 13

>WOT IF THERE WAS TECHNOLOGY IN A SOCIETY?!

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>b-but it's actually about how society won't be able to handle technological progress
>it's supposed to be POST-irony
>btw here's another episode about another totally-not-evil technology people can't use properly

WOT IF U HAD TA SHAG A PIG HAHA

Just saw the episode.
What the fuck
>Wife allows him to fuck his friend in VR
>But only if she's allowed to have constant one-night stands
The fuck is this cuk shit?

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OI MATE WOT IF UR MUM WAS AN EMAIL AND THE CUNT GOT STUCK IN A SPAM FILTER THAT WOULD BE RIGHT SCARY

WHAT IF "STEVER JOOBS" WAS AN ALIEN INFILTRATOR AND ALL THE PINEAPPLE SHIT PRODUCTS HAS BEEN A PLAN FOR US TO ABANDON THE PHYSICAL REALITY TO ASCEND TO DIGITAL CONSCIOUSNESS SO THE ALIENS CAN TAKE OVER THE PLANET AND MINE IT FOR RESOURCES??!?!?!?

WOT IF YOU DIED AND WAS REINCARNATED INTO A FANTASY GAME

MIND FUKIN BLOWN

I never really watched. Ive seen snips of it while my girl watches it in the living room and she'll tell me the plot while we are driving in the car. From what I've gathered its modern Twilight Zone made by the brits. So in other words its made for smooth brains and cucks.

I stopped watching the show because it started pissing me off how every evil character has to be so grotesquely over the top evil just in case you miss it.

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>The Scary Door
it is

WAT IF YOU HAD A LUCID DREAM BUT A REAL LIFE ROBOT WAS DOING THE SHIT YOU DID IN THE DREAM.
SO YOU END UP FUCK-KILLING YOUR DOG.
CAUSE WE ALL FUCK OUR DOGS IN OUR DREAMS

yes

ITS SO DEEP m8 ILL NEVER LOOK AT A TV THE SAME WAY AGAIN
MY LIFE HAS CHANGED

WOT IF REALITY TV STAR WAS PRESIDENT OF MOST POWERFUL COUNTRY ON ERF?
ALSO HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH SOCIAL MEDIA AND TECHNOLOGY BEING BAD.

It's just a cheesy little sci-fi horror series about technology being misused, not amish propaganda or whatever the fuck you're interpreting it as. Can't imagine how fucking defensive you'd have to be to feel so attacked by it.
>it's supposed to be POST-irony
What did he mean by this?

Zoomer twilight zone

This thread feels like it belongs on Yea Forums more than Yea Forums but fuck it mods are asleep or jacking off to tranny porn so who cares.

It’s Rick and Morty for women

OI. WOT IF WE FOCKIN DID TWOILOIGHT ZONE BUT FOR FOCKIN PHONES N SOCIAL MEDIER?

Predictable bullshit. "What if you were your cellphone, but also you were yourself" It tries to be edgy with ethical problems, that just loops around from being edgy to outright hilarious.

WHAT IF VIBRATORS HAD AI THAT COULD FIX THINGS AND OPEN JARS FOR YOU? WOULD WE EVEN NEED MEN ANYMORE???

OI WOT IF FOOD CAME IN LOOT BOXES

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IM 20 mins into the episode and this is some seriously gay shit
godamn

WOGHT IF YA WANTING TO FAP BUT YA HAD TO CHARGE UP YOUR SHLONG AND THE GOVNA CONTROLLED THE POPULASHUN NUMBERS THRUW OUR ELECTRISITY POWAHD PENISES

Most black mirror episodes are predictable because they are designed to be.
It's not even supposed to be scifi twilight zone for zoomers, it's supposed to be social commentary. It's predictable because it mirrors the real world.

thanks now i wont be able to enjoy erp anymore
i guess it's time to stop catfishing people into thinking im a dude and delete my fake online persona
fuck you

WOT IF YA COCK WAS YA PHONE AND YE AD TA PUT YA DICK IN YA EAR

haha

Source?

>(((Black Mirror)))

>black mirror thing but they will do it in a extra gay way and all of my friends and people in my parties, guild members etc. will assume i want to suck their "real world dicks" instead of their characters dick.
i mean, would they be wrong?

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When you can predict the entire hour long episode in the first two minutes, it's a shit show.

WOT IF UR NINTENDO 64 WAS YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND YA BROKE UP WITH HER AND THE CUNT DELETED ALL YOUR SAVE FILES.

OI M8 WOT IF YUR FONE KEKED YE BY FOOKING YA WIFE BUT YA SECRETLY LIKED IT

You know that webm where the kid is depressed because everyone is on the phone and there's a bit with a glowing pikachu? The same kind of person that thinks that's high art made a TV show.

MATE HEAR ME OUT. SO IMAGUNE AN INTERNET MESSAGE BOARD DEDICATED TO VIDJA GAMES. BUT NO ONE EVER TALKS ABOUT VIDEO GAMES! FUCKIN MENAL INNIT

kek where can I watch it?

OKAY OKAY LISTEN ERE GOYS SO WOT IF YEW PUT YOR ARD COCK INSOIDE A COMPUTAH LOIKE MACHINE AN IT DIGITOLOIZES IT AN TOLKS TO OVVA COCKS ONLOINE KINDA LOIKE FACEBOOK BUT FOR COCKS

>WOT IF TECHNOLOGY, BUT TOO MUCH
Every black mirror episode

when they said 28 and 29 I was floored. fuck, what have i been doing with my life.

OI WOT IF LOLIS BUT LEGAL

>playing a girl to jerk off to scenarios like that
>playing a girl to stare at her ass
>playing a girl for literally any reason besides being lonely and craving companionship so much that you make a female character and play as her so it's almost like you're really spending time with someone

What are you, gay?

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Don't forget the toilet is sentient and aware that it's a toilet because it used to be you, but you downloaded your conciousness into the toilet so that the seat warmer would be ready for your 4 in the morning shit.

ok you just went Ultraviolet Mirror

I'm afraid that you have the big gay

That's actually the plot of one of the episodes. A woman has her brain downloaded into her "Alexa" type home device. So her mental self is stuck watching her real self live her life and raise her child, while she's stuck taking care of her body.

The idea was "What personal assistant knows you better than yourself" So her job is to have her morning prep done while she's asleep and things like that. The problem is the show loves this twist to the point of mundanity.

oh no you actually watch this crap...that's sad

People can't seem to separate fantasy from reality. I haven't seen the episode, but it seems like the implication was that only a huge faggot that wants to fuck other dudes would do this because it's a way of getting into his straight friends' pants. Fucking men isn't the only reason to be a girl, but considering the supposed conclusion that the wife gets to go out and do just that while the husband and his gay friend continue have virtual sex, that seems to be the message here.

STOP IT user

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an old czech point and click horror mystery adventure game about a royal family's blood curse.

not him but some eps were intersting, most are just plain terrible

Can't make an actual reason it sucks other than cockney accents if you don't watch it. Be contrarian all you like.

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no I couldn't tell from the loli art

Good, I hope you trannies never touch a video game in the rest of your lives. Grab a rope how about *chuckles to self*

Isn't this the same series with that episode in which some white guy made a crime museum and in it there's this hologram of this black guy that was electric chair'd and any visitor can repeat the execution over and over again and the hologram is apparently sentient and the daughter of this black guy/hologram turns the white guy into a hologram and has him executed over and over again and it basically boiled down to "WAYCISSM" and the funny part is that the show is completely okay with her doing the torturing but not when it was the white dude doing it and I was like "lol, double standards" so yeah

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Nice picture of yourself.

Thx I was feelin cute

That was Black Museum. It was a montage episode of various stories that lead up to the big "twist". The hologram was alive and sentient, and the dude let people fry the sentient hologram until they actually fried it for too long and "killed" it.

The "yas queen slay" aspect is true, except she just outright kills the white dude, and burns his museum down.

So, who wants to play videogames together?

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How do you ERP with other people on the internet knowing that they are just dudes? Even if all avatars are female, you just know that on the other side of the screen it is just another dude. This is hella gay and just feels wrong, like inviting your friends to watch porn and masturbate together. I don't get it

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>"The Movie"
>it's a show

Retard.

>[Karl is online]
hey, Yea Forums.. you up for some striking vipers? you can pick any character you want, but i'm choosing roxetta.

now get those pants off and pound my tight, boi pu-- I mean... tight, girl pussy until I cream all over your hard cock.

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Yeah I don't get it. I'm exclusively into femdom so I'm pretty much dying a virgin but not even I'll resort to ERP to get off. It's pretty gay and I don't know how any gets past that, no matter how desperate they are.

this

now that i start skyrim and play as my lvl 120 qt elf with huge ass and tits, i can't help but feel like im some sort of homo

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Would it still be gay if you both had female characters?

Her mouth is way too small for her to be hot. Once you notice it she never stops looking like sid the sloth

Humanity would achieve world peace

How is it social commentary when the characters don't even act humanly and the themes it explores are so far off reality it's not even amusing?
There's no cultural exploration nor social expression in a single Black Mirror episode, unless your concept of humanity somehow greatly varies from mine. Are you a NEET or something? Because only with a really warped perspective on reality you can find this show to be social commentary, and this is coming from a semi schizo

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Erpfags btfo

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Honestly the biggest pro of playing as a girl is the higher likelihood of getting dick pics

I am Czech and I've never heard of it.
Mind linking it? Sounds kino

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Also it has different writers so its a coin flip if the episode its good or bad.I kinda like it like that,because you get some good writers with interesting ideas sometimes.

>this shit episode just ruined games for me, now no one will fall for my based "i play grill cuz don't wanna watch dude's ass all day" excuse.
>my based

So Discord trannies, why do you spend so much time ranting to video game players about how they should be a girl because they play as a girl?

Did you actually fall for the SRS meme and mutilate yourself because you liked playing as a cute girl? Do you lack the capacity for imagination? Like, if you roleplayed as a lich, would you literally be compelled to tear off your skin and muscles to fit that image?

For me, the main reason I roll my eyes at trannies isn't that they want to be women, it's that they CAN'T be women given current, widely available technology. Instead they are a glib facsimile, having surgery to make them look cosmetically like a woman(and even then...), but not ACTUALLY being women. While the rest of us can just enjoy using our imagination like actual human beings with creativity and wonder.

In general that's something I resent about leftist culture and shit too, the lack of imagination. Play as a girl? Oh, you MUST be a girl at heart, and will never be happy until you are a girl. Nah. I'm just roleplaying as something I can't be in real life, sort of like a dragon, or an NFL player.

I wonder though.

Say some miracle breakthrough comes by, and people CAN change their biological sex to look like and BE a cute girl with functional reproduction systems and everything - with the one catch being that anyone with SRS surgery can't undergo the procedure.

What would they do then?

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Nvm. Found it.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Black_Mirror_(video_game)
Sounds cool. I think I've seen the cover art before when I used to go to JRC back then.

To be fair S3,4 and 5 suck compared to the BBC seasons (1/2).
But that's not saying that there wasn't good episodes in all 3 Netflix seasons. Just that I think that the BBC ones were objectively better as a whole.
Bandersnatch was ok
>ERPfags get outed
Based BM

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You just came up with a Black Mirror episode.

Yeah, just like facebook killed vr by buying oculus.
Fucking degenerate zoomer retards who think the whole world revolves around their garbage cancer media.

the last part is funny because there's literally cases of "trans kids" who started young on estrogen and literally cant ever even get SRS because their dicks didn't grow enough in puberty

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it's a really comfy game, i love me the old pre-rendered aesthetic.

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>Playing a shitty fighting game with completely inexistent footsies and neutral
>Turns out they are flaming fucking homos

No fucking surprise there.

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>i fucked a polar bear man, and I still couldn't get you out of my head.

>play tekken VR
>get Wind God Fisted
>Soul Calibur's has mind break to go with armor break
>Those Birdie mugen mating press videos are now a command grab in SF VR

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this

Quick question, what did you guys think of the other Video Game episode in Black Mirror (Playtest)?

This episode was dumb

It'd be one thing if falcon fucked her then found out it was his friend after the fact but its kind of a stretch to believe anyone would willingly go along with it otherwise like he did

What the fuck

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I'm not the only one who would view gender bending as like a cool disguise or super power, right?

Because it seems like the message a lot of other fans of Ranma 1/2 took away was "I should learn machine code, chop my dick off, taking hormone pills, and then make my dad sudoku by coming out as trans."

WHILE FORGETTING THAT IN RANMA HE DIDN'T TRANSFORM BY YEARS OF EXPENSIVE, PAINFUL, POINTLESS PLASTIC SURGERY

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Black mirror is basically an episodic TECHNOLOGY BAD comic from LOL threads.

>muh footsies
>muh neutral

Unironically things gay niggas say

Is the Black Mirror episode in question a full dive VR where you can be a woman? I think if that was the episode premise people's sexual standards would be a lot more open and people's sense of shame at living a "double life" would be highly lessened.

But people just being cool and optimistic about tech wouldn't make for good character drama I guess

>wants to suck dick
>BUT not irl dick

I call bullshit on that statement. You seem pretty gay.

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so it's not gay to have sex with a man if you pretend he's a girl?

I stopped watching Black Mirror after the rewind episode as the scene where they are fucking when viewing the better times they had sex was too much.

>Yea Forums is full of closet AGPs

I'm surprised you have time to shitpost on Yea Forums, don't you have to go play as a cute grill and suck some dick in some shitty anime fighter you fag?

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user he wrote
>I can't use my based excuse anymore
It's a gaylord RPing as always. They have this thing where they want people who play as women to question their sexuality, maybe they just want better quality writers to join their ERP servers.

>he didn't enjoy that episode
Imagine cheating in a world where you can record your memories

So is Black Mirror bluepilled for encouraging people to ERP, or redpilled for showing how pathetic it is?

Feminine beauty is an unreachable ideal that's only ever approximated by irl people. So it's not gay to fuck a trap if he actually looks like a cute girl, otherwise it would be gay to fuck any 3D girl.

I would suck dick but only if I were a girl.

who do i put my dick in to not be gay

Why do closet homos get triggered so easily? You think people don't see trough your posturing?

Bit of both really

Literally the first episode is
>PEOPLE SPEND TOO MUCH TIMES LOOKING AT SCREENS
>ALSO PLEASE IGNORE THE FACT YOU ARE WATCHING THIS ON A SCREEN

>not playing as a girl who fucks other girls

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>p-phone bad
>wasn't the stone age where max life expectancy 30 years old great guys?
Nah, fuck this show. It's an NPC show with nothing useful or interesting.

There is absolutely no way lusting for getting heterosexually fucked can be gay. Don't >> me.

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Oh so you're a tranny instead, gotcha

Yuri is gay you fucking faggots.

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how the fuck is that horror?

dumb zoomer

Peak argument right there, friendo. Feel free to start explaining why neutral and footsies are bad, and/or how your favorite anime fighter totally has good neutral play any time.

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Then i'm coming out of the closet

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Not arguments, try again retards.

But we do see through your posturing, kiddo

Don't need an argument if your entire post is a shitty uninformed strawman mixed with insults, brainlet.

>engaging with FGC parrots on any level but ridicule

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I don't care. I like girls so two girls is even better.

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Just imagine how many of the Smash faggots would literally do this with their "bros"

>calls me a brainlet
>defends an easily consumed netflix normie show
You have to go back.

>fighting game allows you to have kiss and shit
I mean that's pretty retarded. Do they fuck eventually or what I'm not watching 1 hour of this shit.

cute little girl.

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It called them gay and made fun of their awkwardness and pedophilia

letting your bro use your butt or mouth to jerk off after an intense bout in smash isn't gay, it's stress relief and you can both get back into the game refreshed and with a stronger bond

You are cute.

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gay gay go away

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>straight j/o session
>gay

This but with a grown woman

>Black guys
>Fighting game

Adds up.

Yeah they go full fuck mode. Kinda funny to think that devs actually model genitals and shut and its all fully functional. Imagine if capcom did that for street fighter.

You can actually find women in ERP. It's somewhat rare, but it happens. Here is a simple guide:
>Male
If it's a futa, it's a 100% chance of being male. If they focus on big tits, lots of cum, or the sexiness of their character, it's male. Often has fetishes like feet, slave girls, blowjobs, and threesomes. Wanting to go straight into sex is another tell-tale sign.

>Female
Usually play gay male characters with complex backstories. There is usually a mental or emotional component to their character. Often slightly less literate, with a more feminine typing style. They do have fetishes, but they are often pretty fucked up or out there (detachable body parts, gross old guys, coke-fueled rape sessions, etc.) and different from male ones. Submissive, and with a lot of sadism. Be wary to not mistake female illitaracy with actual illiteracy, or you'll be romancing some crusty old pajeet.

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But that is a 12 year old grown woman of a prime breeding age.

>thread full of unfunny redditor tryhards repeating the same joke over and over again

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Why the fuck can't normies understand even the simplest TV shows? It's not "technology bad", it's "humans are too bad for technology"

What games do you wanna play?

>shoes

>all erp irl women are submissive
A very true but extremely depressing fact

Season 5 was all around fucking terrible. First a gay ERP episode (which they already did with lesbians) that ends with literal cuckoldry, then a retarded 'social media bad' episode where a guy gets all pissy that he crashed his car and murdered his wife because he wanted to read a tweet while driving, and then they end it with a literal Hannah Montana episode where Miley Cyrus croaks about how being famous is hard. Literal fucking trash and not worth anyone's time.

For me it was a massive fan disservice
Every person who plays games has at least fantasized about being the main character and fucking everyone
But in this show, the person getting fucked is a black guy who obsesses himself over getting fucked by the main character and can't think of anything else
I think it was awkward more than anything, I mean if they just had an episode with a guy falling in love with the avatar of the girl and they can't date that's almost romantic, but them never talking about it and just going at it in the virtual world thinking and texting only about that without metting irl is just awkward in my opinion

>but them never talking about it and just going at it in the virtual world thinking and texting only about that without metting irl is just awkward in my opinion
Fuck would you meet your friend if you fucked him (girl avatar) in the game?
I wouldn't be able to look at him in the eyes.

I haven't seen the new black mirror. Is it about some kind of eternal torture, like half of the other episodes?

The seasons not made by Netflix are fantastic and thought provoking. The Netflix seasons are garbage.

>I wouldn't be able to look at him in the eyes.
How is knowing that the other guy probably jacked off to the idea of getting fucked by you better?
It's just strange that it's weird the first time and then literally nothing else matters except having sex in the game
I would just stop playing with him because you're actually having sex with a man posing as a woman

>friendship that transends the flesh through cybersex
>torture
Nah, but one of the guys becomes a cuck as a tradeoff for continuing this bromance at the end

S4 was ok outside of black museum and crocodile

It's closer to having sex with a woman being posed by a man. Just because the dude is controlling the character doesn't mean you're having sex with him, you're having sex with the character. He is simply dictating the character's actions.

>How is knowing that the other guy probably jacked off to the idea of getting fucked by you better?
That's why I wouldn't be able to look at him, shit's fucking weird, I'd probably cut all contacts after the first time it happened.

kek

an autogynephile says "no homo, bro" while they fuck for like 30 minutes in a videogame. They meet IRL and kiss but it's shitty, and then the married guy ends up a literal cuck who is allowed to VR-fuck his friend once a year.

HAHAHAHAHA JUST WATCHED IT ON SOME SHITTY STREAMING SITE. NOT ONLY IS THE MC GAY HES ALSO A KEK. YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP. FEMALE CHARACTER FAGS BTFO

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Hey speaking of Netflix where does the idea that Netflix has a BLACKED agenda come from, I rarely watch live action stuff so maybe it's all in that and my tending to watch cartoons is why I don't see it.

>netflix
Go back

>WOT IF THE PROIME MINISTAH FUCKS A PIG

>People shit on Black Mirror for being silly
>Except that I've seen repeatedly in threads on Yea Forums and even this thread that vrFAGS will constantly claim that fucking a dude is fine if he's using a female avatar

The episode was entirely accurate and hit ERPing ultrafags and VRchat faglords too close to home.

PS. If you fuck a dude, even in VR with a girl avatar, it's fucking gay as fuck you homo. It's not just "a guy controlling a character's actions" it's literally a dude that temporarily looks like a girl due to VR and is no different from fucking a tranny who still has his dick. You're still a fucking homogayboy either fucking way.

>seasons not made by Netflix are fantastic and thought provoking

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i'm bi so I don't give a fuck

They make shows with black people cast in them.
It really started with the Death Note live action movie they made where they made L black but basically it's because they hire black actors to play parts in their shows/movies fairly often.

Stop self inserting, you egotistical homophobe. You probably only think it's gay because you assume the other guy would be attracted to you personally. Get your head out of your own ass, no one wants to stick their dick in it.

How about you just have sex

Whatever you say gayboy.

>Episode doesn't end with Falcon playing the game with her wife because she likes to replay.
At least episode 2 was way better.

Is that a normal thing among you people and am I the only one that plays female characters because they are nicer to look at

this
people can do their arguments over whether playing as a female frequently is gay or nay but nothing can excuse VRchat stuff

You are a proven raging homo my man

The people that think playing as a girl is for raging homos are the ones looking for love online. They hit on anything that looks like a girl and then get surprised when it turns out their desparation is easily manipulated. They've projected their thirst onto the guys that trick them as a coping mechanism.

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Take your pills Alice

Oh is that all, I was under the impression it was a racemixing thing people complained about.

>gay phoneposter
color me surprised

>Just because the dude is controlling the character doesn't mean you're having sex with him
Except that you KNOW that the chick you're fucking is your massive black gay friend
So I don't know how they did it honestly, you really have to shut your brain off to not think about it

Yeah, nearly every episode is either alarmist portrayal of dystopia, or some what-if-shit-goes-wrong scare involving [computer tech] instead of being actually thought provoking.

If you let someone that was born with the same type of genitals you were born with you with yours it's gay. There isn't much else to it

Yes, people don't realize that it's okay to hate popular shit when it's actual crap like HP or your average capeshit. When you hate on Breaking Bad while watching "Moe Moe girls go to trapland S2" all day you are nothing but a sad and contrarian moron.

No it wasn't.
>I'm so angry that I murdered my wife because I love notifications

>WOT IF IN DA FUTURE GAY NIGGER ERP
wtf is wrong with normalfags?

My dude you should just play an online sex game and have a 1-2hour sex sessions.
There almost everyone gets want they want no matter what the fetish.

>12 year old grown woman
are you waiting until she's a granny before you take her or what?

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How many VR episodes have they done already?
Blue Heaven was legit great though

Fuck you dude. Black mirror has some decent episodes but its always a toss up. At least twilight zone is closer to being consistent.
The episodes "arkangel", "crocodile" and "shut up and dance" were so stupid they gave me brain cancer.

That never works because the kind of people that play sex games are exactly the kind of person you don't want to play sex games with.

Lmao what? Twilight Zone is straight up supernatural shit like 65% of the time. If anything Black Mirror is a rip off of Outer Limits, they're much closer shows tonally and pacing wise

Except he was right in his original rebuttal to you, you dumb fuck

Do you think Whole Brain Emulation is the great philter in Fermi's paradox?

I think it has to be. It's the final step in evolution but it also disrupts all the biological processes of evolution itself making it a dead end.

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I mean "filter". Stupid fucking language...

Get your headset on big boy and I’ll see you in the cyber arena

But I don't want to take hormone pills and have horrifying plastic surgery. Why is that seen as the right way to do things, even amongst people convinced they're a woman inside?

Red Falcon gets less muscles when he turns asian

>it was just a prank mate-o!

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I honestly cant imagine how fragile your life must be if some overrated shitty netflix series have some sort of impact in your life

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Most trannies don't get SRS. As you say, it's just cosmetic surgery. And it's expensive, and dangerous. Orchiectomy is far more common.

>Unironically watching Balck Mirror
Lmao

>yurishitters
dilate

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brb, going to fap

youtube.com/watch?v=m3hkFveFUgQ

>Two friends turned into massive stoners a few years back
>"Dude have you seen Black Mirror?"
>"No"
>"OMFG DUDE WE HAVE TO WATCH HOLY SHIT"
>Most episodes are just "meh" and a bit depressing
>Every now and then an episode will actually be pretty decent
>Force myself through an entire season
>Stoner friends are having "deep" discussions
>"Omg dude it's just like real life right now! So fucking crazy!"

The show is more or less just stating the incredibly obvious, whilst trying to maintain some sort of "2deep4u" feeling. It's not deep, it's not thought provoking, and it's insulting to watch 45 minutes of them building something up that always turns out to be something like "phones bad". Some episodes are entertaining if you're into sci-fi and dystopian stuff, I guess.

That sounds fucking retarded because picking girls characters in fighting games has legitimately sound reasoning behind it; they have different movesets.
Am I a tranny for playing fucking Ciel in Melty Blood, now?

>it's not thought provoking
Because you're a brainlet. You could have hour long discussions about episodes like White Bear.

>technology bad
They make like 1 or 2 good episodes per 2 seasons and normies praise the whole TV series as amazing.

Well, that would definitely tone down the testosterone .

Based

Either that or low birth rates. Either way it's gonna be anticlimactic.

plays as girl in VR, has sex in VR, Is I a gay for VR sex, Is i a girl or man. the lines between realities blur who am i. ends with gay sex.

i didn't see the episode but that would be my guess for what they did.

>They make like 1 or 2 good episodes per 2 seasons
This is surprisingly accurate. Recently it's all been
>VR/tap into brains lmao
all the time which gets boring after the 5th time they do it.

All porn involving men is cuck porn.

>should we psychologically torture criminals for an unknown amount of time because they killed someone
Wow... so deep... dude, I could talk about this for hours...

>watching vanilla porn

literally havent watched any vanilla since 2005

ITT VRChat faggots upset that Black Mirror did an episode on their stupidity.

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The National Anthem is the only good episode, the rest is boring, hamfisted, contrived garbage.

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Are you still you if you get your memories erased? Do you still deserve a punishment if you don't remember the crime? Do you deserve a punishment if you just watch instead of helping?

>implying
nigga i'd go for the polar bear first as a male, fuck off
monsterfucking >>>> trannyshit

>White Bear
>Deep enough for an hour long discussion
I think you're the brainlet among us.

What this user says. It's also more of the "screens bad" which is, again, not that deep.

>Are you still you if you get your memories erased?
no
>Do you still deserve a punishment if you don't remember the crime?
no
>Do you deserve a punishment if you just watch instead of helping?
no

Are those really thought provoking questions for you?

just take the bipill

>he didn't like white christmas and be right back

>I'd rather fuck an animal than a woman with a penis.
Are you white by any chance? Are you a white woman? I've heard things about you...people.

Low birth rates is something that is easily fixable, it wouldn't even be a problem at our current level of technology.

>No arguments
Based brainlet.

If you're spending your life having "hour long discussions about episodes like White Bear", you need to pick up a fucking decent book or movie. It's an incredibly bitch-basic premise, with the same morally ambiguous implications that other psychological thrillers dip their toe into.

Godamn that was an uncomfortably gay episode.
I dont think it was that great either outside of the acting of the black guys.

make retard questions and you will get a retard answers.

>wot if corporations ruled the world
>wot if politicians are idiots
>wot if social media ruled the world
>wot if VR can fry your brain
>wot if interracial lesbians have VR
>wot if military bad
>wot if twitter #kills
>wot if nerd becomes evil
>wot if polygamy can fix broken relationships

Not him but you are fucking embarrassing,

>exposing your fetishes in online games

Single player is where shit is at.

>fuck an animal
No, retard. Sentient monster characters are not the same thing as bestiality, it's xeno/teratophilia once sentience gets involved.
That is, assuming the "tundra" character they're talking about is— at the bear minimum— a parody of Kuma from Tekken, who's 100% sentient.

>Godamn that was an uncomfortably gay episode.
I had to pause it multiple times.
>I dont think it was that great either outside of the acting of the black guys.
Same but the wife was hot.

REEEEEEEEEE TRANNIES

>samefaging this hard

Calling something retarded isn't an argument either.

not video games

>Jerks off to rustle
I'm glad your taste for rpg Vidya is ruined user.gfys

It's funny because everything except VR, twatter and polygamy happens
The twitter bees episode wasn't great not just because of the whole hastag thing, but because it was weak in general when you look at it

>Being so mad that someone enjoys yuri they have to make a chart

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Yeah, honestly without the sci-fi edge the episodes have, it's just a premise that already has happened IRL.

Unironic answer is because its creator went MUH GAMERS ARE SEXIST back in 2014. Fuck him and fuck his shows

>ask a closed question
>get mad at someone answering with yes/no

Learn how to properly ask a question and then argument about it before trying to pretend you're not braindead.

Was that a tweet or was that in the show?

>what if a kidnapper asked the prime minister to fuck a pig?
Black Mirror is fucking garbage.

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Don't worry OP I am the same way. Had a hard on whenever the nigger was the white girl getting railed, would probably do the same if given the circumstances

David Cameron did though, so it's hardly far from the truth.

>Moral and philosophical questions are closed questions

Oh look, the poor thing thinks his smarter than it actually is. Precious

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Was he wrong though? Look at everything that has happened since 2014. A lot of gamers are sexist. The issue is treating gamers as a hivemind and thinking we all engage in stupidity. It's like saying everyone who reads books is a serial killer.

There is nothing wrong with not liking the show since it's extremely hit'n'miss. Some episodes are really good, while others are garbage with shit writing on top that is obviously trying to push one agenda or another. But I have to say that most people that hates it here on Yea Forums seems to be contrarian just for the sake of it, there is no doubt in my mind that these are the same people that will turn around and say that shit like ''Sister'X'Sister'' or the latest moeblob shit is good.

It was in his yearly Screenwipe show

Christians stopped hating vidya in the 90s. Now it's atheist pop science SJWs that are on some nihilistic moral crusade

I don't care if I actually am a cunt, if you call me a cunt you can still go fuck yourself. That's the only way to operate in this world.

There's nothing wrong with being sexist. That's like saying there's something wrong with you if you expect to be able to write with a pencil

>Was he wrong though? Look at everything that has happened since 2014. A lot of gamers are sexist.
Wow, it turns out calling people racist and sexist and nazis might actually make them hostile towards you. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT? In 2011 I literally didn't care about gays. By 2014 I wanted them all dead.

Holy fuck I only read the yuri side (because I'm a yurifag) and the level of projection/trolling is off the charts.

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Allegedly a dead pig when young. He didn't fuck a live pig on national television as prime minister while the rest of the nation looked on. That is fucking retarded. Fans of this series are scum.

>not knowing what closed questions are.

my fucking sides

>I don't care if I actually am a cunt, if you call me a cunt you can still go fuck yourself.
What if you stopped being a cunt?

>There's nothing wrong with being sexist.
Edgy

>You shouldn't call people what they are because it'll only empower them!
lol fuck off. That's one of the pussyfooted centrist things I've ever heard. Fuck off, Boogie before I call Anthony Fantano.

>females beating up males is okay because they have vaginas
The misandrist double standard in action.

>That's one of the pussyfooted centrist things I've ever heard
Funny thing, I used to be liberal until 2012 when my so called "fellow liberals" called me a "problematic, oppressive white person". Thanks for redpilling me on who to vote for.

I'm not a fan of the series.I think the only good episode of Season 1 is episode 2. Like I said though "it's hardly far from the truth", I never said the events happened 100%.

Who the fuck self-inserts in a fighting game?

This is baaed, but Yuri cucks will cope

you're a snowflake

Men shit on women and women shit on men constantly. It just happens.

AS A SLIME M8

I don't think anyone called you that and you were always a secret retard. 2016 just gave you the opportunity to show your true face.

Also this.

WOT IF YE DIED IN A GAME AND YE DIED IN REL LIFE M8.

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I fucking hate lesbians

>Allegedly a dead pig when young.
Something about a uni society initiation.
The funny thing is that I think the episode came out before news of that came out, so it was a hilarious coincidence

Not him but libs acting retarded and calling people problematic typically gets them to search for more centrist it right leaning videos and news, wow big surprise it ends up making them switch parties.
For me it was having a libertarian roommate I debated with and eventually just becoming paleocon myself because of disagreements regarding some more anarchial ideas, but the principle applies.

I get lots of that IRL since 2012 user, doing it anonymously online is nothing.

>muh drumf
Cope. I'm not even American, I'm Canadian. And I'd fucking take your idiot over the idiot we have now who spends more time befriending refugees that fixing the fucking economy and job recession.

>Expecting things to work a certain way is edgy now
brainlet

So... like our clown reality.

WOT IF ANIME AVATAS WER REL M8

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>There's nothing wrong with being sexist
Point proved.

>Don't give a reason for your yes/no
>Expect people to take you serious
Learn how to give proper answers you moron.

That's kinda cute

Normie shit

I'm a yurifag but I'm a woman.

>if's fine if you harass a bunch of centrists that want to be left alone, just don't think of hurting my precious faggots, trannies and anything other lefty

WOT IF ME TOONS GETTIN SHAGGED IS ME GETTING SHAGGED IRL M8

die lesbian

Well, we do have SAO.

How fucking ugly are you m9

Twilight zone but for tech there’s 3 or so absolute gem episodes, most of the rest are just mediocre with the occasional dog shit episode like metal head.

>They said I'm a bad person! Better side with the people who've been calling Obama a nigger for 8yrs to prove them right!

I can hear your clown shoes from here.

>Cope. I'm not even American, I'm Canadian.
>Implying American elections only affect America
There was a cultural shift when Trump was elected and retards decided it was okay to show their true colors.

Centrists are pussies. They're scared of change and actually fixing problems. They love sitting on the fence and going WELL MAYBE. How does it feel to be associated with a fat neckbeard with shitty teeth?

WOT IF ADHD WAS CAUSED BY POP UP ADS

>There was a cultural shift during 2012 and retards decided it was okay to show their true colors
Fixed for accuracy.

The unemployment rate is literally an all-time record low right now in Canada with an emphasis on full-time jobs, and the trade deficit is at a 6-month low and trending lower. Your feelings are getting in the way of facts.

You're right.

you really don't see your own contradiction in that post, do you?

And who do you think the jobs are going to? Trudeau's new friends.

There is none you moron. Give proper answers to questions or fuck off.

A better idea would be

What if in the future, Pop-up Ads or Internet Ads were indistinguishable from actual websites?

The TV equivalent of "I'm not on social media"

>Better side with the people that
Wrong, it's more like "better start looking at news and articles outside of my personal bubble"
But keep watching Rachel Maddow sweetie

we hate you too

I liked the one where they had China' s social credit system.

Just that one.

The rest are indeed "wot if tech but bad"

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The first episode is the only one that's not just "M8 wot iv ur phone was ur nan"

there you have it folks, the self-awareness of your average blacked mirror fanboi.

WOT IF ANTI AD-BLOCK PROPAHGANDA WAS PUSHED BY ANTI VAXXERS

SHAGS YER MIND DONNIT M8?

You can not say that about a show that had Penn Gellette as a writer for one episode

>1 hour long "episodes"

Who the fuck came up with this shit? It's almost a movie itself by that point.

The first episode, the one about dating apps, and the one about criminal investigations / AI / 'blocking' were good, but a lot of the others get repetitive

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*INHALES IN BRITTISH*
MAIT---
WO IFF.. WU IFF THERE WERE A GAME APP YAH? AND INSTEAD OF SHOOTING VIRTUAL SOLDIERS YA SHOOT REAL SOLDIERS! REAL MENTAL INNIT??? so deep

It's now Brooker speaks

Thats Psycho Pass 2.

---
Regardless is ERPing as a girl cringe now?

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LMAO, READ A BOOK IF YOU WANNA FEEL SMART NIGGER, STOP WATCHING TV SHOWS THAT MAKE YOU THINK YOU'RE SMART FOR ASKING BASIC PHILOSOPHICAL QUESTIONS

Pseudo intellectual program for smug lefties, it's essentially a collection of stories that ask "what could I write would happen if the world was suddenly x or that y happened, wouldn't that be interesting?"
The answer is almost always "not inherently."
Its smug as shit, watch the first few and see if you can stand it.

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>now

it always has been

won't stop me tho

Best sum up of the entire fucking series since the beginning I've ever seen.
Its dogshit TV designed to get the kind of people who use fiction as evidence talking about technology.

A screen

Me neither. After a while you do it for the stories, not just the smut.

Erping a story is way more satisfactory than just jacking off to porn.

Dialate

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a modern day leftist as fuck twilight zone that tries to hard to shock people its fucking overrated

black mirror is the still born result of sherlock raping an old twilight zone.

I wouldn't really call it leftist at all. Latest season had an episode that was basically a full on blowjob of Cuckerberg and other Silicon Valley tech gurus.

wanna be your left nut on that mother fucker?

ignore him fellas hes absolutely retarded

>After it was americanized it went full sjw and the plots were too on the nose or in your face.
Remember in Season 1 when the protagonist of the episode lectured the entire world about obsessing over pop culture and video games?

That's not pretentiousness you absolute fucking imbecile.

Criticising overuse of something while still using it is not being pretentious. It's being hypocritical. And even then, it's not inherently wrong.

>Silicon valley
>Not leftist pandering fags
Just because they're capitalist moderate leftists profiting off of progressivism doesn't mean they're not left faggots

I just skim through it, it's one of the most gay shit I've watched in my life.

ok Yea Forums be honest, if a VR game 100% inmersive came that made you feel in the body of a woman, would you do it?

keep in mind that it would feel as in reality and completely anonymous

Never watched black mirror before, but skimmed through that episode on Netflix because of op post.
I HAVEN'T LAUGHED SO HARD IN AGES HOLY FUCK THAT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS AAAAAAAAAAH
LITERALLY 2 NIGGAS KISSIN

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Yes

Nah, the people at the top of Silicon Valley (The Cuckerbergs, the Jack Dorseys etc) are all hard right libertarians. The Zuck personally called Trump to congratulate him on winning.

>this but with angewomanmon digimon whatever the fuck

This they'll just seem left leaning to fool deluded liberals with their LGBTQ nonsense. Companies can add pride logos and liberals will think hmmm maybe they're not so bad after all

People see through that shit, and honestly, it's really only conservatives that think Facebook is leftist because of the pride flags and them deleting a few bot/troll pages once in a blue moon.

Every big company exec and world leader calls the new POTUS to congratulate them because the power the US has is incomparable and you don't want to piss off their leader.
If Zucc was right leaning why does he much more frequently go after right leaning FB groups? Why does he go after nationalist groups and not communist groups? Why did be ban Info Wars and not The Young Turks?
You're deluded if you don't think silicon valley are left faggots taking advantage of califalit

>dilate
Not even surprised that the fags who constantly get assblasted over yuri are also utter newfags.

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>YouTube proceeds to demonetize dozens of right leaning channels, even fucking moderate as shit Steven Crowder, as well as banning people like Varg who, while a retarded faggot, never advocates violence.
>Like one or two left channels get demonetized in order to try and play off like they're centrist
>"No no see they're totally right leaning!"

>most episodes involving technology involve cuckholdry, cheating, and polygamy
>not leftist
uh huh

I always thought /u/ was filled with awkward teen girls with lesbian fantasies

pls don't kill my dream

honestly the quality of the show has definitely declined

>trannies are pedos
yeah no shit

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>Why did be ban Info Wars and not The Young Turks?
Info Wars spreads fake news to sell bottles of lead supplements and the young turks are just retarded wannabe pundits.

>trannies
>Rustle
The fuck is this reddit nigger on about?

The worst is removing them from recommendeds
I enjoy Tucker Carlson and Steven's 'change my mind's segments, but I have to go out of my way to find vids of Tucker Carlson that aren't mixed in with other shows because boomers are retarded and suck at recording, and I have to basically just check Crowder's channel a few times a week because if a nee change my mind comes out YouTube doesn't even inform me.

Both peddle conspiracy theories. One peddles Seth Rich and the other peddled Russiagate. The point is, Facebook always takes the leftist shit side

yes

my gf says I'm not allowed to play a viera in shadowbringers, but I'm gonna do it anyway, I'm crazy

>pool is gambling

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Truly spectacular work, user.

>if you enjoy playing as the girl in videogames you are gay and want to have sex with men - full stop.

I never understood this retarded logic - sounds like pure projection to me, theres many more reasons than that.

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yuri has come a long way and so have you qt

pls don't be a tranny

>196 posters

really makes you think

Even Trump is tweeting that Russia helped him get elected.

Based and Yuripilled

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Do we have some sort of problem here, normalfag?

I think it's very hit and miss. There are some episodes with really clever ideas and brilliant acting, and there are others where it just feels like bitter shock value saying "See?! The twist isn't that people and technology are evil, it's that they're SUPER Evil! I'm Evil! You're Evil! Everyone's Evil!"

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Sorry to break it to you user, but I'm a 100% straight white male, who's also /fit/. I just like yuri.

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Russiagate isn't that Russia advertised Trump a couple of times in a dozen $30 FB ads, that's proven.
Russiagate is the idea that the Trump campaign collaborated with Russia, which was disproven by Mueller, to the point that even Chris Matthews tells people to stop pursuing that magic dragon because it's just not there.

Robot, experience this tragic irony for me!

>The moral normalfag conclusion is letter your cheat on you in real life whilst you fuck in VR
I thought his wife was gonna agree to play the game with him or something.

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hit 1/2/3/4 yet?

>this
i honestly thought they were going to choose opposite sex characters then fuck, instead we get cuck shit

lol bootlicker

>While the rest of us can just enjoy using our imagination like actual human beings with creativity and wonder.
>In general that's something I resent about leftist culture and shit too, the lack of imagination.

Fucking this, these people have such a poor capacity for fantasy and imagination that the separation of fantasy and reality is something incomprehensible for them and thus they can't understand why other people who have this ability don't agree with their retarded logic and assumptions.

I'm not about to go join the fucking army, become a tank driver or a helicopter pilot just because I enjoy doing those things in games, likewise I'm not about to go get HRT, SRS and become a tranny just because I enjoy playing as female in games. These things are enjoyable because they are fantasies, the reality of both of these would suck - the fantasy is whats appealing.

I've had some tranny groomer try to argue with me when I bring this up that the word "Fantasy" alone implies that its something you want to experience and have done IN REALITY - holy shit these people really cannot separate reality from fantasy and that's something I've come to realize.

However its not just the tranny and leftists who can't into fantasy, but clearly many /pol/tards and normalfags who seem to likewise agree with the tranny logic that if you play as a female in vidya you are a tranny - inadvertently helping these fucking lunatics spread their tranny propaganda - because neither side is capable of separating reality from fantasy like more imaginative and fantasy minded people can.

Now thats a real clown world if I've seen one

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Did you grow up watching Blue Peter as well?

Yeah it's fucked
Like 'oh boy once a year I get to have a bigger dick and fuck my best friend in VR whilst my wife gets railed in real life by another guy can't wait for my birthday"
The ending was awful to a decent episode. Should have ended with his wife fucking him in VR

is letting your wife cheat on you*
Fuck man, did I have a stroke mid sentence.
Yeah, seemed like that would happen also when they got those small presents for each other at the ending.

Is this some kinda Gantz/Nier Automata crossover?

Man he really loves his bro. Hahahaha holy shit. Imagine the VR future, femoids are gonna get furious. VR is going to ruin heteronormative society.

The episode is about trying to piece together gaming with having a significant other, including the fact that if you spend extensive amounts of time playing a game with someone you'll have a certain relationship with them (even if usually not a sexual one).
Yea Forums doesn't have girlfriends or friends and never play games so I get that for most people here the concepts are totally alien.

It's always been a well known fact that people who play female characters are gay. Get over yourself, faggot.

Nope.

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Also you have to really look at what a retarded leap of logic it is to go from
>I like to play as female character in vidya
to
>I identify as a female in real life, will take hormones, change my legal name, get SRS etc

How does one even come to such a retarded leap of logic like that? The answer is of course - lack of capacity for imagination and fantasy, these are the types who seem to think that self-inserting as your character in vidya is the only way to play, that you can't roleplay, pretend you are someone else, or simply a third part controlling a character - no to these poor unimaginative fucks the self-insert mindset is the only one that they can comprehend

This line of thought inevitably leads to their retarded conclusions about the type of people who play as a different gender in vidya, they support one flawed line of reasoning with another.

I dunno but I like it

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The future. Males are gonna bang each other in VR. Femoids are irrelevant.

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