>*tink tink tink*
>*AHEM*
>FUCK ALTMER
>FUCK DUNMER
>FUCK BOSMER
>FUCK DWEMER
>FUCK FALMER
>FUCK MAORMER
>FUCK ORSIMER
>FUCK KHAJIIT
>FUCK BRETONS
*tink tink tink*
Caleb Bennett
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Julian Bailey
fuck jannies
William Gonzalez
Argonians?
Kayden Kelly
AND FUCK REDGUARDS
Cooper Anderson
NOOOOOO OUR ADVERTISERS
Alexander Moore
BUT MOST OF ALL...
FUCK YOU, BUY MY GAME
Noah Morgan
>posts Knight of the Nine
>forgets about the biggest elf shitters in cyrodiil
Dominic Wood
>RPing boring generic anti-elf racism that exists in almost every single RPG series
>not RPing anti-khajiit and argonian racism
Elijah Walker
So are the Altmer or Khajit bigger Jews?
James Young
Pelinal is a joy to read about.
James Miller
Absolutely Morropilled.
Levi Wilson
Makes sense though, it's a Pelinal post and he already RIP'd the wild elves. These ones are either numerous or in the case of the Dwemer, could return.
Charles Morgan
racism was always the most interesting thing elder scrolls had going for it
Ian King
t. Irrelevant dunmer
Enjoy rebuilding the steaming mess that is morrowind at the time of skyrim for the next 200 years lmao
David Bell
N'wah
Kevin Brown
>Not wanting a tall, mommydom altmer gf
it's like you have shit taste or something
David Perry
the Hist say your mom is a whore
John Johnson
Argonians are based.
Brandon Reyes
>Not wanting to fuck the cute mer girls with your huge nord/argonian/orc
Shit taste,imperial
Jace Robinson
Connor Ross
FUCK swamp scum, Arnesian War BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!
Jayden Morris
What the fuck do you mean "fuck Bretons"
Bretons are pure too if they no long follow pagan rule.
Nathan Anderson
>your race will never be as aesthetic as the altmer
cope, humaniggers
the only races who can compete are third era dunmer and dwemer, and they're both fucking gone/cucked lmao
Jacob Richardson
The great shaitan kneeled down and shat out his most poisnous shit, and from this was born MANKIND.
Nicholas Gonzalez
James Thomas
>wanting to fuck dunmer thots
No thanks, I don't want khajiit sloppy seconds.
Tyler Brooks
Based
Justin Sanders
A shame they forced them into deadra worship
Matthew Jenkins
Breton's came about by Aldmer keeping ancient men as literal sex slaves.
They might 99.9% human but there's still some filthy Mer in there
Logan Campbell
Nice meme, menigger. The men women craves for the BAC
Jackson Phillips
MOD MY GAME
Bentley Cox
Absolutely based.
Cameron Butler
Do you think Virginal Whitecuck screamed when he got tore apart bros LOL
Jose Davis
>needing fanart
Altmer "aesthetic" is having a receding hairline forehead the size of an aircraft carrier
Carson Watson
>posting oblivion faces
>the game where literally every face was absolutely butt fucking ugly
user, at least try. If you want to post an example of ugly altmer, at least post the hideous ones in Skyrim.
Here's your non fanart altmer, retard. It's not my fault Bethesda is shit tier at making unique elves look attractive. They've been ugly since Morrowind, when they started pushing this weird "triangluar face" shit. ESO showed how that could be done right. Maybe TES6 will finally get them right or just drop that stupid shit and make them more like pointy eared humans.
Noah Allen
Cringe, the elder scrolls elf aesthetic is the best. They actually look inhuman and alien instead of just a dude with pointy ears.
Colton Morgan
that was worded kind of poorly by saying "stupid shit", I don't actually dislike the aesthetic. In fact, I like that they're trying to make them look inhuman/alien. It's just that Bethesda has shown they CANNOT make them actually look anything but unbelievably fucking hideous while doing this aesthetic. I don't know how they keep fucking it up. ESO did it great. Mods for Skyrim do it incredibly well. Shit, that character overhaul mod for Oblivion does it great with the mod that fixes the super pointy chins of that mod.
At this point I'd rather they drop it because I think that's a more realistic expectation than them actually curbing their autism and somehow making some of them attractive (since there always has to be ugly fuckers too) rather than all unbelievably ugly and disturbing to look at.
Connor Phillips
>being this much of a TES lorelet
Cringe. TES elves aren't supposed to be pretty, other than Bosmer females. They're supposed to have defined, animal characteristics like a predator.
Jason Powell
Gabriel Green
>TES elves
>bosmer
Yikes, calling someone a lorelet and knowing absolutely nothing about TES lore. Correct yourself, user.
the Aldmer/Ehlnofey that ended up as the Bosmer were previously "The Ooze", which is likely more metaphorical/symbolic than actual, literal ooze (More like they couldn't hold a solid form and shifted between a variety of different things). Y'frre helped them become the Bosmer. Azurah helped some of them become the Khajiit. If you're going to unironically compare Bosmer to all the other mer of tes, you're retarded. They're very clearly distinct, unlike the Dunmer, who are the transformed but direct descendants of the chimer, who themselves were most likely actually just Aldmer who identified as something separate due to their beliefs.
Any race other than Argonians/Khajiit/Bosmer isn't supposed to have "defined, animal characteristics like a predator". You're retarded if you think that's the case. For elves, that's exclusive to the Bosmer, who themselves are a very unique case and I'd argue aren't really proper "elves" by TES standards, in that they had the same origins as Ehlnofey, but veered off course so much so that they're sort of their own thing now.
Bethesda just wanted to do something unique with TES elves, which is super cool, but they're absolutely shit with decent looking faces, and have been since Morrowind. At least everyone was butt ugly in Morrowind/Oblivion, so they had excuses, but Skyrim compared to ESO shows they just didn't know how to do it lmao.
Luke Sullivan
I'd absolutely FUCK big titty Orcs.
Elijah Campbell
>Fuck the Aldjanny Dominion
>Fuck the Cuckpire of Man
>Fuck Niggerfell