Destroy All Humans is being remade

i wish i still believed in aliens, i was a lot happier when i did

Reminder that this is supposed to allegorically represent circumcision.

But Japs are capable of it with stuff like FF15, DQ11 or the nth generation of Pokemans lmao

Define aliens. Life existing on any other planet other than earth or the ones that visit Earth? The latter is understandable, the former makes you plain stupid.

It was based off a reported encounter.
In the reported encounter the aliens were actually chill as fuck.

The aliums are doing very important research into the director's fetish.

They're aliens, they don't have to explain shit

another fucking remake also great movie

That movie ripped off this scene from TNG, though they did it like 500 times better since TNG is a daytime TV show for babies.
Unless the TNG episode actually came after, which is believable because late TNG started shamelessly ripping shit like Die Hard off.

Cross your heart and hope to die

stick a needle in your eye

can you give me a quick rundown on the chill aliens?

I loved Coast to Coast. Wish Art was still alive.

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I'm hoping for a medfag to give some reasoning to it.

For the scene to be as gross as possible

Aliens exist. It's just that they bound by the same problems we have, e.g no FTL travel and finite lifespans.

>What's the scientific reasoning behind that procedure?

Fun torture.

>Think about it, why is he air vacuumed?

Restraint.

>What's the point of the white liquid around the eye?

Fun torture.

>Why the ear and eye puncture?

Fun torture.

>What did they put in his mouth and what does it do?

Bitter-tasting gel. Fun torture.

Same. Watched a fuckton of X-files as a kid and would listen to this on hour long card rides during the night. Comfy.

He sleeps in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers

to overstimulate the production of epinephrine and cortisol, chemicals that the aliens have no knowledge of.

>couldn't sleep for months as a kid because they aired some fucked up alien kidnapping movie at literal 3 pm on the weekend

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We don't even understand physics to a great degree, for all we know there actually could be methods of travelling these great distances in a short amount of time.

Art bell was extremely comfy. I wish I had listened to dark matter when it started airing. I didn’t realize it’s be the last time to hear Art live

It's hard to me to believe that, it really is. I'm hoping the directors had some sort of reasoning when filming it. I refuse to believe it was pure randomness.

Wasn't this movie based on the lies of a dude who ran a hot dog stand right next to an observatory?

>why is he air vacuumed?
The membrane was to keep him from moving.
>What's the point of the white liquid around the eye?
Could be anything, pupil dilation, paralytic, etc.
>Why the ear and eye puncture?
They were attempting extract tissue samples and implant some kind of tech.
>What did they put in his mouth and what does it do?
No idea.

did she die?

Something about his voice and his ability to have serious conversations with people who have crazy ideas was really unique. The only guy who comes close is George Knapp.

Fucking thank you. I don't even care if it sounds stupid, I had a feeling there was SOME logic to it.

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In the book/waltons experience that scene never happened.

Also I hope one day you realize just how stupid asking for a "medfag" to explain an alien abduction in a rational (human) perspective

Having conversations with nutsos is super difficult and my job made me really appreciate his skill at it. I work at a call center on the night shift and the people that call in are are fucking nuts. I've had people talking about how they need to get a loan to buy thirty pounds of hotdogs and shit, trying to hold a conversation with them is an insanely specialized skill.

But that's the thing. Humans constructed the scene, so it's bound by human logic.

BELIEVE IT OR NOT
GEORGE ISN'T AT HOME
PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AT THE BEEP

What the fuck is that garbage?

>Cutting 1mm of your dick BAD
>Cutting your dick and balls entirely GOOD
What's wrong with them

Textbook autism right here

Both are bad. Circumcision is genital mutilation.

fuck off zoomer

>baby having genital surgery bad because it cant consent to it
>adult having genital surgery ok because they consented

Yeah and he did it in a professional, entertaining way. Listen to him talk to John Lear, that guy is batshit insane.

>I work at a call center on the night shift and the people that call in are are fucking nuts. I've had people talking about how they need to get a loan to buy thirty pounds of hotdogs and shit
Wait, what? What the hell do you do user?

I worked graveyard at a gas station and I'd get weird ass shit all the fucking time too, so I know that feel.

Fair point

I work for a credit card company in the fraud prevention department. We get werid ass people all the time calling in that sound like they just hit puberty pretending to be someone born in 1922. Or crackheads pretending to be lawyers trying to bait you into making some kind of statement they can spin into a lawsuit.

Why the hell are you guys open so late?

That sounds awful but also super interesting. Got any more stories/examples?

We're open 24/7. Only like 12 people work in my department at my hours and it's not very busy so most of the time we just fuck around on the arcade machine our boss brought in playing Metal Slug and fightan games.

Weird how it wasn't the aliens that spooked me but rather what they did.

I had a lady get into a 3 hour conversation with me where she started talking about how she was a professional snowboarder then got into an accident that fucked up her brain so she needed a new washing machine that "wouldn't make her clothes smell like meat". Had a guy call in yesterday where the guy was arguing that there shouldn't be an inquiry on his credit report because his application expired and he was in rehab.