Here's something ya should've built: A not-dying TF2 Thread!

>Imagine how much more fun this game would be without snipers

ftfy

Compfags are objectively cancer and need to be chemo'd tho

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TF2 Trio Smash Concept:
>Scout, Pyro and Heavy
>Teleport in and out with down special like pokemon trainer
>Up taunt is always schadenfreude, side taunt is always conga. Each class has a unique down taunt (running man, air guitar, BANG!) with voicelines depending on the other characters in the match.
>Alts: Red, Blue, Zombie, Robot, and 4 sets of hats/costumes
>Final Smash: payload hits the opponent, taking them into the middle of a firefight. Ends with the payload reaching the terminal and blowing up.

Scout
>Has triple jumps
>Normal attacks with bat, smashes with scattergun
>Neutral B: Mad milk
>Side B: Sandman
>Up B: Force-a-nature jump

Pyro
>Normal attacks with fire axe
>Neutral B: Flamethrower
>Side B: Flare gun
>Up B: Jetpack

Heavy
>Normal attacks with fists, smashes with shotgun, jab combo goes into minigun for rapid hits
>Neutral B: Sandvich
>Side B: Fist rush combo
>Up B: Uppercut

Extra stuff:
>ATs: Engi, Spy
>Stage: 2fort
>Spirits: Merasmus, Saxton Hale, the Administrator, Blutarch & Redmond,etc

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Someone tell this dumb bitch that the game has had a mute button since launch

Some compfags want the game to be comp only
some compfags want to remain a small community

basong your entire idea of comp based on e-celebs doesn't work

kek

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Harassment isn't a one time thing user. Harassment is a long time thing that starts with people you're fone woth and slowly gets worse and worse.

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I cannot wait for OW2 to shit itself

*ahem*
FUCK SOLDIERS
FUCK DEMOS
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, FUCK RANDOM CRITS

bros should i sell all my unusuals and quit

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>no relation to nintendo whatsoever

Rip

you have to go back to r/tf2 and r/tf2memed

>epic memefrog
no you should go back to /r/gaming and stream yourself blowing your brains out with a shotgun you fucking tanny

seething poorfag, i own more in virtual hats than your computer is worth

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REMINDER that random crits are good and make the game more fun and everyone who hates them is a no fun allowed compfag

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Uncle Dane pls

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>Turn a corner
>Gib to a random Crocket
Yeah, that's totally fair...

It's funny how the signs are trying to be as edgy and as offensive as possible yet one of them says only two genders. It's sad that you're being edgy by saying that after people made up new retarded genders. Can't believe that's accepted now.

gaming addiction is a mental illness but this stuff isn't. Welcome to 2019.

wasn't joker added without being on a nintendo console?

rip

>expecting fair in casual

Will they release TF2 classic search mode when OW 2 comes out where it unnerfs a shit load of weapons and brings stuff like caber/zatoichi/sandman/axtinguisher back? If they don't do this OW 2 and MCC will kill it even harder. I see the exact same people every single fucking night. Kinda curious where all the bots that inflate the population even go. It can't just be idle servers?

>very slowly floats down to market garden you

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*direct hits you* psh... anti-personnel... kid

I miss drafting.

best possible newcomer, I fucking need heavy or the trio in the game

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>shoot rocket in his face
>somehow misses
>hits air three meters in front of me
>lol crit

Is it just me or does that thing have the worst hit detection.

Same
I've literally never seen anyone use the basejumper to its maximum capacity, but Valve decided to nerf it anyways thanks to a bunch of crybabies

Was it compfags again?

Shit got nerfed because people knew what it was capable of

Matchmaking happened because of e-celeb-induced hysteria on how TF2 needs to move on with the times and become a serious competitive environment if it wants to survive the Blizzardpocalypse.
If anything, they'll kill random crits for good and nerf the Wrangler into oblivion because, according to the same fucks, this is what somehow gimps TF2 from reaching its true potential right now.

Well, off to visit your spawn and sap the teleporter entrance

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Heck no.

Make sure to thank the REAL healer.

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>mercy is a slut
>medic is a man's man

>tell the team this is happening
>no one does anything
>get called a bad engie
The sole reason I don't play engie

That doesn't mean it was OP
It was useless in closed spaces, and you still had to sacrifice the speed of the gunboats