Don’t worry, I wont have you lashed to a cross like the rest of these degenerates

But that's exactly what they want

I guess if you're going pure unarmed with no weapons, even with brass knuckles that'd be difficult. Gotta set up some mines to soften the boys up.

But what if I'm playing a character who doesn't use explosives?

reminder that the legion is much more useful for the people of the wasteland than the bureaucracy of the ncr. and also that there is no point trying to resurrect the old world's governments as that will just lead to much greater human suffering than what small atrocities that the legion commits.

OMG THE LEGION ARE MISOGYNISTIC AND MEAN AND ALT-RIGHT TOXIC MASCULINITY INCELS!!! FOR ME ITS THE NCR

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So we can all agree that even if you don't like the Legion, NCR is the worst ending? Come on, it's been a decade. Admit it.

Yes, and they'll win most of the time by virtue of being better equipped and having stronger/more dudes at that point in the game

Independent or bust, boss. I'm no one's slave.

NCR
>become a slave to the corrupt beaurocratic machine
>enrich a few powerful interests instead of bettering the good of all in Vegas because you're a good goy
>huhr huhr da gubiment is da good guys
House
>best choice objectively
Legion
>return to tradition
>emulation of the classics
>slave economy proven to work like in the ancient world
>just trying to create order in a chaotic world, hard times create hard men
Yes Man
>purposely fucking everything up for fun

Nah, I usually leave them alone. But it depends on RP back story of courier.

It would still help. But if you EXCLUSIVELY use only unarmed yeah it will be hard.

your yes mans slave though

Keep crying user I'm still going to kill every legionnaire I come across. Including whichever faggot gives you the mark of Caesar in Vegas. So satisfying.

Based and housepilled

I kind of like House the most too. Granted, NCR might catch up tech wise, but I think House could achieve that faster.

Really though, they should just make another deal and cooperate.

>we shouldn't emulate pre-war society because it collapsed
>let's emulate (some bastardized version of) Rome instead, even though it also collapsed??

>O-okay yes m-man, I w-will do y-your work f-for you...

I kill them every time just so I can get the XP early game. I make sure I go ahead and discover wolfhorn ranch before I take the quest from vulpes, then I hoof it to mojave outpost and talk to that guy, then fast travel to wolfhorn and kill them all.

I always fuck with the legion before getting the mark and joining them
I am torn, killing the legion is more fun than killing NCR, but I always side with the Legion

Realistically, what would be the best faction for a cold edgelord melee only courier?

DON'T MAKE ME POST IT!

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>filename

YEEAAAAH! GUESS WHO JUST WON THE LOTTERY!!!

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>let's embrace the absolute worst parts of modern society and government, and choose to re-enter the cycle of corruption, impoverishment, classism, that plagues us in the contemporary
>let's not start civilization off from a natural point in the beginning instead and rebuild from there, nah that would be stupid think of the lost progress goy

I have 10 luck and still lose every time at slots

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Childhood is thinking the NCR are the good guys.
Adulthood is...

House seems like the best choice, but in reality his entire plan is banking on the NCR's continued survival as a nation. without people from the NCR coming to Vegas to spend their money at his casinos and restaurants he won't be able to fund any of his projects. He also doesn't even realize the scope of the wasteland as a whole. His knowledge of the wasteland is severely lacking. He doesn't know about the diverse factions that could put a hamper in his plans, or otherwise come into conflict with his goals, such as the Hubologists

Oliver CHADnick

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Adulthood is never completing the main quest

...realizing that it doesn't matter who wins because in the end all of them are doomed to collapse into perpetual war as individuals and their actions cannot be predicted, and the world, being the chaotic place that it is, always seems to throw a wrench in the gears of progress.

NCR RULES LEGION DROOOLS

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opening fire on goodsprings before anyone can talk to you

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Legion? Edgelords are usually independent (if you count that as a faction) but I don't think Kenshiro-type motherfuckers are the type to want a robot army

>hrm time to cash out my chips
>What currency do I want? Why NCR Dollars of course

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Adulthood is trying to do a special run but then inevitably falling back on a "vigilante cowboy" and then quitting again once you reach Freeside.

>yes I'd like to exchange currency for chips
>"w-what would you l-like to exchange?"
>legion money

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Tbh, Freeside is kind boring, I wanted more wastes exploration.

Legion is for faggots

>Why yes I do cuck to the NCR. How could you tell?

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>he doesn't kill all the legion soldiers he encounters on the way to vegas then exchange all their money for chips to gamble with

>yes, me DO side with legion. Ave maria Sezar, brother ;)

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>Ave maria
Now that you mentioned, what is stance of Legion on Christianity and religions in general?

Chaser was a follower of the apocalypse so probably still has Mormon sympathies

based but unfortunately bluepilled

>Not destroying the robot army then going independent and letting the Mojave collapse while you fuck off
Mojave never did me any favors all I got was a bullet in my head, fuck that, I'm out

>muh dialetics!
Hegel was a mistake

I don't think christianity exists for the legion, or even to most of society in general. Obviously there are bits and pieces of scripture laying around, or maybe tradition passed down from generation to generation, but you have to remember that the legion assimilates ALL cultures, not to mention most of the legion comes from assimilated tribes. None of the old culture even remains save for the useful scraps, like how the Hangdogs were good with dogs. I doubt any religion like Catholicism or Christianity would survive the assimilation process.

Based and blackpilled

I prefer the NCR uniforms and equipment

>not killing literally every single person including everyone at caesar's camp and hoover dam then activating the securitron army, steamrolling the final battle, killing the legate, throwing oliver off the dam, and ruling the mojave as a mad scientist with an army of robots

>base your empire after the person who directly caused the downfall of rome

BASED and legionpilled

>that wasn't the REAL rome. REAL rome has never been tried before!

i don't like touching shit

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Easy Pete had it coming anyway

the only aceptable religion in legion is cult of mars

>civilization off from a natural point in the beginning
I realize I just got memed on

yet you'll shake ambassador Crocker's hand

youtube.com/watch?v=N7Tc0gKu27g

Are there any good rape and enslavement mods?
I want to fuck all the cute NCR bitches while their squadmates are forced to watch to complete my legion experience.

roleplaying in a fucking roleplaying game

youtube.com/watch?v=TFouobBCDmE
youtube.com/watch?v=eG6CG2l_KXo
Who did it better?

NCR
>get some faggy golden branch, cringe
Yes Man
>get nothing out of it probably, shit sucks
Legion
>pretty based, can probably fuck as many slave girls as i want but i'm fucked if i get a disease or something
Mr. House
>endless money and hookers, and when i get old Mr. House can probably hook me up with an immortality machine that jacks me off while my robot waifus entertain me. based as fuck

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better to be the second in command that wields all the real power than the figurehead.

>no point in resurrecting old world's government
>wants to resurrect the oldest world's government

>get nothing out of it probably, shit sucks
That robot army isn't going to command itself (well, not unless you really want it to)

Word of god says that they weren't clear enough when they wrote that last Yes-Man line. He wasn't making himself able to defy you, he was just making it so that only you (And people you trusted) would ever be able to order him around, so that another person couldn't do what you did to Benny's plan and just completely subvert it.

He's literally programming himself to be MORE loyal. The fella just really likes you.

the Midwestern Brotherhood of Steel is a better Legion than the Legion

The Legion is a fucking cult of personality, it's held together almost entirely by Caesar. I mean, for the game to work they had to pull some bullshit about a Legate somehow holding together an army that should be splintering just so you could have a final battle but in reality the whole thing would have fallen apart as every Legate and other officer claimed themselves his true successor. And slave labour, especially mistreated slave labour isn't all that efficient, you are left with a bunch of uneducated workers who do things wrong and then teach the next generation of idiot slaves to do things the same way. It's why the Jewish slaves building the pyramids is such a joke. We know for a fact that it was skilled labourers who couldn't farm in the period where the Nile floods, who were compensated well for their work. Slaves can do dumb labour to some degree of success, but they make for terrible craftsmen.

limmy always wins

I think the implication that he might betray you set up a more interesting ending