Qhy dont u have a zelda gf Yea Forums?

>tfw chad volcel who's considering changing his ways
Who else /dontwantarelationshipbutisgettinglonely/ here?

They look so happy. I could sit here and create some false story about how she’ll leave him for chad in order to cover my depression and disgust j myself that I will never be the kind of guy good enough for any girl because frankly, as society tells me again and again I’m not even good enough for friends.
There’s absolutely nothing to be gained in self pity though I realize, which makes me think less of myself because I can’t count the blessing I have, which then makes me pity myself more.
I could be “chad” I could have abs, I could have a rock solid jawline and bulging muscles but it wouldn’t matter. I’d never be as happy as the guy in this picture. Not with my games, not with my books, maybe a little with these damn bottles.

So I’ll sit here, playing a little vidya, drinking a lot, making occasionally hitting the gym and meditating to make myself feel better but frankly it won’t matter. I will never find enjoyment with the day to day things as much as that guy will, I could never share that moment with a girl because frankly I’m unhappy with myself.
I won’t go out and meet anyone not because I know I couldn’t but because I know I could, and that’s what scares me.
For if I ever got to know someone that well then they would see the same problems with me I do. Then you know what they would do? They would try to change me. And I’m far more afraid of that then being alone.

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Because my fear of intimacy and overbearing shyness overpowers any desire I have.

>chad
If you were anywhere close to being a chad you would have been forced to have sex already, stop being delusional.

>born took late for arranged marriages
>born too early for holo gfs

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I'm not a chad cause I haven't been raped?
I got force kissed by 2 girls though

>raped
lol, you are not a chad kid

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Nothing really I just live my life like normal with all the freedom I could ever want. Just jack off and you'll be fine.

The last thing I want in my life is more people I'm forced to be around, let alone more women. I just want to exist in peace until I die. Why is that so much to ask?

Go join a monestary

>feel anxiety about no gf
>jack off
>feel amazing
>repeat

It's seriously not that hard.

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Stop user i don’t want to have those thoughts

Unironically, I have considered it. Living in peace with a vow of silence is a very seductive idea to me. Then I remember how much I like to jerk off to monster girl porn and I begin questioning myself again.

my biggest problem is I won't die alone because of being ugly but because I haven't found a normal/stable girl (every girl i've been with were crazy bitches, religious zealots or girls that didn't want anything serious because life's too short and must experiment everything).
After wasting my 20s looking for that special girl, i decided to give up now that I amin my earlt 30s (yah i won't become a wizard so it sucks)

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you just ruined my night

Why is she so perfect?

You’d be surprised how easy no fap becomes when you are away from woman and the Internet.

>tfw i currently possess more fap material on my hard drive than I could ever possibly appreciate within the next year

Some hobbies are alright.

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I really like that picture

i remember that myth about military putting boner repellent in the water supply on bases.

it's horseshit. you literally forget about women when you aren't exposed to them.

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I believe it. Maybe I'll look into that. It'd be especially great if I got to be in some beautiful land in Ireland or something.

>loyal
>funny
>smart
>white
>good body
>that accent
>those eyes

Yeah, I don't get the post-fap depression many people report, I always feel great afterwards. It's probably the only thing keeping me sane, I probably would do a supreme gentleman if I had no release.

i just think every sex haver will go to hell. incels suffer as much as slaves in the 1800s. i think god will reward the people who suffer the most since the sex havers already experience heaven on earth

I'm earning my wizardhood this fall and fapping does very little to ease my loneliness. I want companionship, not sex.

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Fellow chad volcel here ignore the incelet.

Me bro, got extremely drunk last week and got force kissed twice by the same girl. That plus another one getting all cuddly and a male friend getting too gay with me made me so horny i almost raped a 3rd girl.

Damn i don't want to lose my rarest v card but this third girl is making me forget /theone/.

I honestly understand why rape occurs. For men, denying them release is like denying them food.

I would also commit rape within the first week of having superpowers.

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I entertain similar thoughts whenever I see ugly, awkward dudes having girlfriends (or just friends in general) and enjoying life. But it is much more comforting to believe my problems come from something unchangeable and concrete, like physical appearance. Because the alternative means you've had the power to live otherwise all along, but chose not to

It helps if you already hate everyone

>Want to be completely alone but crave human companionship
I don't like this feel

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Having a Zelda girlfriend would be gay

Because as a man I'm only useful to a men if she needs money, or wants to have a baby.
Once she has those two things there is nothing keeping her from leaving.

I live with my gf and I hate it. We’re not a good match. What do?

Even if I has a gf or wife what's stopping me from dying in a car wreak with her being blissfully ignorant until she hears the news??

>I see ugly, awkward dudes having girlfriends (or just friends in general) and enjoying life.

It's funny how being stupid and having no self-reflection actually works. They're too dumb and autistic to realize they're dumb and autistic.

>De Armas
>white
Looool

>Because the alternative means you've had the power to live otherwise all along, but chose not to
Not really. Personality is inherited. Despite what norms think, you cant fix a personality no mattee what. Also, a lot of it has to do with luck. These ugly guys were just at the right place and right time. Most of the girls i asked out had bf's already for instance.

God just purposely made the world unfair and a lottery. incels are no different from the people who were born a slave in history.

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you need to move out before youre counted as a married couple and lose half your money in alimony. The state considers you married if you two live together for a certain period of time without a formal marriage contract.

>talk to cute vidya girl on discord
>play games she's really good at so she can show me the ropes
>spend nights voice chatting together talking about dumb stuff
>send each other pics of ourselves doing random stupid daily things
>start to develop feelings for her
>on my mind constantly
>masturbate one evening
>laugh at myself for almost falling in love with a girl on the internet
I don't know if it's sad to lose all interest in a woman just by jacking off or it's a good thing because it keeps my emotions in check

Oh yeah bro you clearly know the path to happiness I can tell

Because I don't like all the bullshit you have to do to attract a woman, and it don't seem worth it to me from a cost-benefit ratio of looking at things.

I scare women

Dump her and move in with me. You can play Killer 7 while I masturbate behind you.

have sex

Schroedinger's Cum

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I'm incel af

Play vidya and shitpost to forget

also this

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I don't hate you fren.

Yes, but why do they have what I don't have?

>finally get a genuine gf
>tfw it's nothing like i thought it'd be
>tfw she likes to have sex a lot when sometimes i just want to cuddle or talk

It's not going to end well, is it.

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this. my libido diminished a lot when i spent months offline. porn in every corner of the internet taps on it artificially.

not alone i have my dog

Your dog will die before you, bro

I work at the exact Medieval Times castle this was taken in. Dude hiding in the back says the chick was mad awkward about it

broh, that's a man, link is MALE

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its a car with no brakes user you tell me

Was like this, are you not particularly attracted to her, have low T, or jack off too much in general?

kys faggot.
I have a feeling she's really cute.

Sex is great and all but sometimes you just wanna sip on a margarita and chat, ya know?

cuz shes an n'wah faggot.

for real AMA about either
>medieval times
>getting a qt gf
cause i could answer both

>Dude hiding in the back says the chick was mad awkward about it
as in she didn't want to?

So, low T.

She was at the least not too happy that her engagement photo had her in a Link costume and a paper crown in the middle of a children's medieval castle

I'm not stupid enough to deny it, unlike women guys can't have sex right after they cum. Have you ever tried fucking with a sore limp dick? It's not easy nor fun.

why do you have a link bf?

well yeah thats gay as fuck
at least she's self aware, but if she said yes it's on her

She did say yes according to the Reddit post she made but she was super weird about it lol

isn't that only a cuckanada thing?

I like this thread

the usa has common law marriages as well
sounds like someone is in for pain

Don't feel the need for one.

Because i'm so used to success in my academic and professional life, I fear failure so much that the very thought over being perceived as undateble rocks me to my core that I simply avoid giving off any signs of seeming romantically interested or available.

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>I work at the exact Medieval Times castle this was taken in.
sure u do

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A woman literally called me ugly today

If only there were relationships that involved everything except actual sex. Seems like too much/not enough of it (or bad quality sex in general) is grounds for ruining regular relationships

I do. The guy in the back (who I'm sure you didn't even notice) is a trumpeter who's assisting with the knighting ceremony. Also, one of the squires posted in the Reddit thread when this was posted a few weeks back (I'm not him, though)

Girls don't like me. I've seen fatter guys than me with gfs, uglier guys than me with gfs, shorter guys than me with gfs, and douchier/more boring/etc guys than me with gfs. So obviously it's not any of those things. Obviously the problem is me. I'm the type of broken you just can't fix.

Like, just out of the blue?

Because I have a Danganronpa gf. They're fundamentally at odds.

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are you also OP? that's the only way it would be believable

When I was 17, a passing car yelled at me that I was ugly and chucked a soda at me. That happened more than 15 year ago, and I apparently still remember.

No it was during a pre-exam session before my business final. It was my teacher. During the session we were talking about twins , the conversation switched to me who has a twin and she said i was the before and he was the after, like in a deodorant ad where the guy would spray himself and look better, basically implying i was ugly. At least the people in my class called her out on it. Still kinda hurt

Sounds less like she's calling you ugly and more like she's calling you a slob.

Why? I've been coming here since 2007, the chance that I'd eventually see something I recognized on here is decent. Also I already saw it on Reddit, where it hit the front page (or at least top of /r/gaming). It was bound to end up here

Also, you realize you're saying I'm lying on a mandalorian cricket playing board that...I work for minimum wage at a low level children's restaurant?

>a low level children's restaurant?
I havent been to one since around 2002 but isn't it dinner theatre?
thought you'd make more than that

Well I was making slightly above but my current pay becomes minimum wage in July

>know I couldn’t but because I know I could, and that’s what scares me.
Many people have this kind of anxiety maturing. You’re afraid to leave your comfort zone and feel like yeah having friends would probably be fun but sitting alone playing games is better.

Im not sure if its videogame addiction, or what. But once you get into it, its very easy. Best to start slow and join a nerd club or something and move on from there

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I have a chin.

>work out and stop being lazy so a women can like me.

>Slowly hate women for not liking me before.

Anyone with this feel? I don't even think im attracted to most women anymore

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>Because the alternative means you've had the power to live otherwise all along, but chose not to
Am I the one that enjoys this? Sometimes people invite me to hang out and I decline, because even if I feel bad deep down I enjoy that misery. There's a weird sense of satisfaction in throwing my life away, like breaking a Ming vase with a sledgehammer.

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Fuck off with this shit.

I don't really like Zelda. Also I'm genetic backwash and will never get to have a date

Would you date a fat women before she got fit?

>gf
>g
thats a guy

>hit the gym, lose a bunch of weight, start seeing the gains
>feel a little better about myself but "muh confidence boost" doesn't come with it
>in fact, it's made me MORE angry and self loathing, I see those guys in the gym who started working out before me in way better shape and just hate myself for waiting till now
>women still look at me like they stepped in dog shit

the gym only made me angrier

It's sadly (is it supposed to be sad?) happened to me. I get that you gotta put some work in yourself to look presentable if you want to get a date or something, but now that I'm getting some responses from women, I just don't care anymore.
Feel like I've hit some weird rut mentally I need to get over if I want to enjoy myself.

Whats this movie anyway, ive never seen it

have you tried communicating how you feel? She should be willing to understand how you feel user

The world is superficial and humans are animals.
You need to accept that humanity isn't superior to animals in everything, and there's some basic instincts that we might never be freed of.
People will always like more attractive and fit people.

Blade Runner 2049.

You sound like pussy redditor

Boomer who's been traveling the US looking for a place I belong here. It's the same no matter where you go.
Although Magic and D&D are considered normie activities in Portland for some reason. Only down side is it's just as liberal as everyone says it is. So if you're into that try living there a couple months.

and how's that? Should I have gotten up to her and punched and starting telling everyone how red pilled I am?

I hope, but i'm not considerably slobbish

This picture looks like it was taken in 2007

Maybe love comes in bursts?

Boku no Pico

i dont care anymore

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because i'm autistic, desu

>Doesn't have a Ganondorf daddy

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Stop talking down to people you retard

GOD

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>he doesn't know how to revive his own dick

I feel bad for you, bro.

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I can't live in a major city because of I did I'd start trying to enrich uranium, create yellow cake and attempt to strike a uranium bullet on a spike and split an atom. I would be the first nuclear boy scout, not because I wanted to advance science or push the test of the human spirit, but because liberals are fucking cancer. Democrats are nothing but congo men, they're tribals, primitives, natives, they ook at each other for peer review and can't think outside of their hive mind.

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Some of you here bitching about >tfw no gf are eventually going to find somebody and end up in a nasty divorce. Happiness comes from within, you'll never find YOUR happiness in ANOTHER person. In fact, trying to force your happiness by proxy of another will only ensure that you'll only be more miserable than you were before.

Don't say you weren't warned.

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Wait, who am I talking down to? I was just responding to that guy's question.

So what if she thinks you're ugly. Different people got different tastes, don't let this one lady's preferences break you.

God what is your problem...

Sex is extremely important in a relationship. It's kinda the point of it along with it's results(mating).

I have no charm or even any ways to talk to women. I know I could if I was more outgoing, but as is, I'm not there yet.

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>tfw no gf

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based and sadpilled

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I've ascended past
>tfw no gf
and into
>tfw no daughterfu

Yea this sucks there's little tricks but really it's all about being really young(small refractory period) and being very attracted to the girl. You can do bullshit like kegels to force stop the ejaculation process but that's really bad for you long term because it forces the fluid to slam against your internal organs causing all sorts of bad ruckus. You can also be a lucky guy with microscopic refractory period to the point where people think you can have multiple orgasms. Or lastly you can control your arousal while having sex to last longer, this can be tough and it relies on enjoying it less to appeal to the woman but anyone can do it.

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This thread probably won't have long before it gets pruned, so might as well talk here. I definitely missed the boat. I didn't get to experience any sort of romance in high school or college. I didn't get my first gf until I was 27. That was seven years ago. Obviously, at 34, the chances are reasonably close to zero that I'll ever find someone else. Where would a person my age even go? Not that it matters, though, even if I did somehow manage to find someone, the baggage that comes with inexperience will undoubtedly drive them away. Have little choice but to continue pretending that it's OK. It's a long, slow march towards dying alone. Might as well get walking, right?

Damn, that would've been based, goes to show how much of a pussy you are.

>boner repellent
They should do the same thing to prisoners.

I've had gfs before but we usually break up over differing ideas for what we want to do for the future
I don't have one currently because I feel like I won't be able to provide properly and my taste in women is so narrow it leaves my options limited

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Based

>I've had gfs before
Eat shit, normalfag.

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Or, you know, you could just take sex slow. Some guys think sex is a race and proceed to jackhammer a girl, cum in 5 minutes and that's it. Take your time, she'll appreciate it and you'll last longer.

Because I'm genetic trash, less than 6 feet tall, less than 7 inch penis, eyes too small for my face, voicelet, namelet, the whole fucking nine yards. I try to do right by others and they look at me like I'm garbage. I hate it but I know I must live on to help the few people who see me as a friend

You're also whiny and kind of a chore to listen to.

>Most of the girls i asked out had bf's already for instance.
Who the fuck cares if they have a bf. A bf isn't a husband and even that isn't permanent. If they like you more they like you more, if you show interest on top of that then all thats left is sealing the deal. A bf stops no one worth a damn.

>she'll appreciate it and you'll last longer.
>women
>appreciate sex
they just let you fuck them because you've hit the desired amount of tasks you have to do to appease them. If women wanna be sexually pleasured they get fucked in the bathroom of a nightclub or use their toys at home.

I can guarantee I'm worse off than you and even I have a gf. Maybe your standards are too high and you should try going for a few notches lower?

honestly I just used that post to get it off my chest, it does sound pretty beta. In real life I keep my woes to myself, and my head down to focus on whatever I'm working on

>There's a weird sense of satisfaction in throwing my life away
Sounds like some suicidal/depressive decision making which is usually the opposite of what you *should* be doing. Good decision making leads to long term welfare and success, self-harm leads to bad decisions and regret. Fix your brain circuitry before it's too late.

>you should try going for a few notches lower?
nah, even fat chicks ignore me. That's the only thing that kinda gets me mad and that little /r9k/ comes out in me, I spend all this time working out trying to become better, and fatties don't even look at me. I can't get too wound up about it though not everyone gets to be a winner right?

because I have a wife

Have you tried not being a little bitch? I don't even have a vagina, but I can still feel it drying out and shriveling.

Because none asked

>expecting women to ask you out
Based alternate dimension poster.

My condolences.

I've had an Asian girl I barely know ask for a ride, half way through she ask to go to my place and she let me fuck her raw.

Girls LOVE sex, probably even moreso than most guys. Only difference is, women can get sex almost on demand.

the old salt peter lie. I jacked off every single night I was in basic even when we were in the field.

women will literally never ask. In the modern dating scene any girl has 5-8 suitors lined up on social media and within her social circle jockeying for her interest. These girls don't need to go on the offensive

>Or, you know, you could just take sex slow. Some guys think sex is a race and proceed to jackhammer a girl, cum in 5 minutes and that's it
Average time to male orgasm is actually 3 minutes. Average time to female orgasm is 20 minutes. Anyway I personally run into this issue where the gf loves the dick and gets all passionate counter thrusting my cock at a faster speed therefore setting the pace she enjoys(relatively fast with even further speed down the line). So I end up feeling bad and keep up with the speed but that juicy puss squeezes my cock and boom I blow before her first orgasm often. She still enjoys it enough & I dont worry about it too much but it shows you it aint always simple to dictate momentum.

Because the only girl I've loved left me due to my depression and not being able to support her.

>she let me fuck her raw
no condom?

Nice filename

>caring about genetics this fucking much
manlet is literally a state of mind and you fell for it.

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>assuming user is a man(male)

Because I'm a modern day George Costanza. Last girl I had sex with had a mustache. I couldn't see it because she's blonde but I could feel it when I kissed her. It was the worst. And she had nice tits too, but man, something's always wrong with the girls I meet.

if you line a bunch of men up in a room with the same skills, financial status, and looks, the tallest man always wins the interest in women

>assuming he's not
Are you also from an alternate dimension, or are you just an idiot?

No, he didn't have to cook her first.

One of the weird side effects of Low T is that you last long, freakishly long. My and my gf have 2-3 hour sex sessions regularly. Problem is, you lost most of the sensation in your penis half way in and you're just thrusting to make her feel better. Oh well, I'm hoping to get treatment soon and hope I can retain some of that sexual stamina.

Literally cope faggot, women probably dont like you because you're a mopy fucking prick, not because you're 5'8 stupid faggot hahahaha

Yes, that's what it means. And before you ask, I've been tested since, I'm clean and she's not pregnant. Had the tightest pussy too, she was only like 5'2 tall.

And if you line a bunch of men up in a room with the same skills, height, and looks, the wealthiest man always wins the interest in women. And if you line a bunch of men up in a room with the same skills, financial status, and height, the best looking man always wins the interest in women. What in the hell is your goddamn point?

>nah, even fat chicks ignore me
You make it sound like they're supposed to be the ones pursuing you, and not the other way around? Unless you're like a 8/10+, no woman is going to come onto you. Would understand if you're already doing that but getting rejected though

Because I'm black and hate black women.

If you're under 6' they won't even talk to you long enough to know if you're a mopey faggot or not. manletism is real

>gf doesn’t like video and we don’t exactly click as well as I’d like
>don’t want to leave her because I’ll be lonely again and no more sex

Am I a bad person?

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Holy shit, where was this taken? It might be my autism, but I think I recognize the guy who's kneeling.
He used to be my art teacher.

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This must literally be a fate worse than death.

Must have been hot as fuck. Just be careful even the tests aren't 100% accurate.

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I mean when I fiddled with dating sites and apps and left it open to see who I could get the interest of and it was literally no one. You're right though I shouldn't complain I just used this thread as an excuse to and that was completely my bad

how do you explain Pat who's like 2 feet tall and his gf is like 6 feet tall
or any guy velow 6' having a gf? its almost like you're desperately blaming something you can't control, like height, instead of what you can control (IE: your shitty personality)

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>how do you explain Pat who's like 2 feet tall and his gf is like 6 feet tall
she has a side piece, everyone knows this

just try to find common ground, shouldn't be that hard. see if she likes portal 2.

>5'3
>Been drowning in prime pussy since I was 15

Step your shit up son, leverage your strengths, the problem is not your height.

I'm being completely genuine here: have you thought about kill yourself? Really sounds like the world would be better off without you in it. It'll be easier on your parents to do so now, while you're what I can only assume is between the ages of 19 and 23. If you kill yourself now, it's a tragedy, if you wait until you're older, your parents will have to deal with you wasting your life AND being dead.

Look, if there's one thing in life that I will never lose hope for it's finding a tomboy gf. I'll keep the dream alive for as long as I live.

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>You make it sound like they're supposed to be the ones pursuing you, and not the other way around? Unless you're like a 8/10+, no woman is going to come onto you. Would understand if you're already doing that but getting rejected though

Fat girls are EASY if you're skinny. Even as a 5'5 manlet fat girls would throw themselves at me when I was thin. Hell, some fat girls still throw themselves at me and I'm obese now but it was fucking easy as shit when I was rail thin.

If you're pursuing fat girls, then you're doing it wrong. They should be pursuing you, they need the exercise.

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dont ignore the rest of my post

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>open a dating app
>don't pursue women, wait for them to come to you
Are you clinically fucking retarded? Should you be allowed to use the internet unsupervised?

why lie like that?
I get you're trying to cheer him up but come on

You need a new dream because what you seek is fucking horrible and the longer you build it up the worse the reality of it is going to be if you're ever unlucky enough to stumble upon it.

>Fix your brain circuitry before it's too late.
That's the point though, why do that if I enjoy being miserable? Also I'd rather kill myself than visit a therapist.

Some guys are so ugly they can't get gfs (like me) I have no power over this because plastic surgery won't change much. It's comfy and depressing at the same time.

>Problem is, you lost most of the sensation in your penis half way in and you're just thrusting to make her feel better
I know this feel not because of low T but because of some meds I was on. You'd think lasting long would be a dream but the lack of stimulation must be similar to the sex that girls that fake their orgasms to get it over is like.

I had a friend with low T and he said his libido basically disappeared, he struggled to get it up even with his gf(that I considered a 10/10). Sucks because he was a little bit of a chad at times. Dude was like 6'4, he used to ride in to parties with his huge hummer and the girls would always be mirin'.

Doesn't feel entirely healthy if the only reason you want to be together is because you're afraid of being lonely and horny again

>whiny teenager complaining about height gets replies
>I don't
One would think I'd be used to this by now, but it still hurts.

I'm a manlet and pussy has never really been an issue for me.

FFS, my father is 5'2 and he has 10 children, doesn't take care of any of them, works part time at Walmart and still finds girls to fuck. One of them did look like the Asylum Demon from Demon's Souls, especially her ass but he's also banged and impregnated some good looking girls. The global height average around the world for men is 5'5.

I've nothing to offer anyone

I guarantee some some sub 6 foot, charming as fuck manlet has fucked every chic you've ever had a crush on user.

He's E-famous. Try again.

>The global height average around the world for men is 5'5.
what country are you from?
the average for whites sub 30yo is literally 6'

manlet is a mindset and he's an idiot who would rather wallow in self pity
You're still ignoring the other half of my post

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Yeah, I've seen several specialist for years now trying to fix it. Mentally, I want sex but physically, it's just not the same as when I was a teenager. Difference is night and day.

I have a gamer gf who plays vidya with me, blows me on command, is always DTF and even gives ME money to pay bills or buy vidya. I should be the happiest guy around but the Low T problem is killing me.

Your friend should see some specialist until he gets it fixed. Looks like Low T is a growing issue for men in the Western World, I wonder (((who))) or what can be behind this trend?

as promising as suicide sounds, to remove myself from this earth, my folks rely on me to help them out even though I no longer live with them so it's simply not an option

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Somewhere in the world there must be a lonely girl who would just settle for having a warm body to hug. She's prob an ugly slav tho

I try to imagine I'm not alone

>my father is 5'2 and he has 10 children,
mexican?

My gf and I do this regularly too, she also had endometriosis. And apparently surgery she had has numbed her sensory so she can’t orgasm easily. She gets close but never able to finish. It makes sex really unsatisfying

>mexican?
he's philipino, no wonder being a manlet doesn't matter, since average height is 5'

Then can you at least remove yourself from this thread? You're a tremendous faggot, and you're really bringing this board down.

From the US, it's not 6' for whites, it's 5'10 in the US. I said GLOBAL average, which is true in places like India, China and other 3rd world shitholes.

Point is, you can still get laid, get married, have kids if you're below 6'. Anyone saying otherwise is full of shit and just wants a pity party.

100%, Trump really should send him back.

no, dingus. i've messed with dating apps, and just shotgun it and not even look at who I match with or any of that, to see who might be interested or maybe figure out what I'm lacking, and there is no interest, no bites. Shit happens. You can say "muh genetics aren't real" but that's only to an extent, there is a point where you become simply to ugly to date. this is no excuse to stop working out and working on your hobbies of course

you kinda sound like a faggot too

>100%, Trump really should send him back.
got a laugh out of me

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Yea I think he was taking T shots at one point but from my eyes it didn't look like it was working much. We don't talk too often anymore due to distance but I hear he has a gf these days which is a big deal compared to where he was 2 years ago. He did say that it seemed like low T ran in his dad's side of the family(his dad had healthy levels tho) which really sucks.

*drops spaghetti*

>it's not 6' for whites, it's 5'10 in the US.
I said below 30
>I said GLOBAL average, which is true in places like India, China and other 3rd world shitholes.
what does that matter unless you go live there dipshit?

I have a gf. But she's depressed and wants to die. I want her to smile again

Because I hate myself and I know that everyone hate me as well .

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I already have something better than a Zelda gf.

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>The global height average around the world for men is 5'5
Sadly that means fuckall in the western world, where the average is a bit higher. Maybe I wouldn't be an incel if my parents never left Asia

Song just for you
youtube.com/watch?v=_nhaReaiqCo

He might need a higher dosage or might just have low HGH which can cause Low T and other issues.

The weird thing about having Low T is that even though I'm 30, people think I'm only 18. Oh, and I have a full head of hair, I hear having high T can cause pre mature balding in men, so I am grateful to have some nice hair at my age. Hope things work out for your old friend.

I'd only wish low T on trannies.

I masturbate a lot

>There's a weird sense of satisfaction in throwing my life away
You and me, user, are the same person.
I still get a jolt of endorphin whenever I reply with "No. I never will" to relatives asking if I have a girlfriend yet.
Just embrace the darkness.

Whites makeup around 56% of the US population and that includes Middle Easterners and Hispanics as "White", so that number is even lower than that. You can still be a manlet in the US and get pussy, do you have an advantage if you're 6'+, ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY, is it the end all, be all if you aren't? No

Save money and move to an Asian 3rd world shithole, live like a king and bang slanted vagina. Win win

>do you have an advantage if you're 6'+, ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY, is it the end all, be all if you aren't? No
your partner is more likely to leave or cheat on you if your shorter though, competitive dating scene and all

fpbp

>Looks like Low T is a growing issue for men in the Western World, I wonder (((who))) or what can be behind this trend?
You literally spend all your time playing video games and doing nothing. Start working out.

>>white
she's not wh*te and that's an objective improvement, /pol/cel.

Your observations are correct, T is linked to aging and balding, which are like the only good benefits, vastly outweighed by low sex drive, low energy, bone density problems, and other health issues. (Source: am a tranny)

I have a bigger barrier than all the autistic beta losers ITT
I live in a society that still practices strict sexual segregation.

We had a type of gatorade-esque drink in the DFAC and the rumor was that shit was in the gatorade. I only jacked off twice during BCT, but I was at Fort Benning so there were no women around. I feel proud that I went to Fort Benning over any other base but after hearing how slutty the chicks were in basic, I was kicking myself wishing those fucks at MEPS assigned me to Jackson or something. But that's alright. Blowjobs are temporary. Benning is forever.

underrated post

Ironically, having high test causes a shit ton of issues. Your body is meant to have a balance and when that gets thrown out of wack it goes out of its way to "fix" it. Guys who take tons of testosterone end up with titties and shrunken balls because their bodies are trying to compensate for artificially increased testosterone with increased estradiol/estrogen.

>your partner is more likely to leave or cheat on you if your shorter though, competitive dating scene and all

I have no interest in LTR, if I can pump and dump, I'm golden. As for kids, never wanted them to begin with.

well go crazy then

>Oh, and I have a full head of hair, I hear having high T can cause pre mature balding in men
wrong, it's 99% genetic
correct

I take elective sport classes in college just to keep active. Walk 3 miles to College M-Th and 3 miles back, lift but I still have Low T. Doctors think I might have a tumor in my pituitary gland but I need an MRI to confirm.

Interesting, can you tell me any health issues associated with being a tranny?

That's pretty crazy, I'm not trying to compete as an athlete or want to be a body builder, just want to have normal levels and get rid of any of the negative affects of having Low T because they suck ass.

>wrong, it's 99% genetic

My mother's father has a full head of hair in his 80's, my father's side are all chrome domes in their 30's. I was actually freaking out in my 20's, but it's all good.

>I don't know if it's sad to lose all interest in a woman just by jacking off or it's a good thing because it keeps my emotions in check
That's normal, thank the flood of oxytocin among other chemical processes.

>kissing girls

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>Doctors think I might have a tumor in my pituitary gland but I need an MRI to confirm.
best of luck user

>(or at least top of /r/gaming)
/r/gaming is the mobile gaming of vidya subreddits. At least you admit it.

>any health issues associated with being a tranny?
Increased risk of blood clots/DVT. Gradual liver damage if taking hormone pills (and it's worse if you drink regularly).

What about trannies that get the surgery? Is it true that they have to spend hours daily dilating or else the open wound will close up? What about trannies growing a hair ball in their frankengina?

poor samus

>have sex with 5 different girls
>kinda boring
>jerk off
>feels better
>time passes, start to get lonely
>want a perfect gf
>want to have sex again
>jerk off
>back to remembering how boring people are
>repeat

This, but unironically.

Now I also have an extra reason to focus on becoming rich, so I can rent an escort for every night

Wouldn't know; I'm not getting my dick cut off. From what I've heard, dilation is only for the initial steps, and you don't get the hairballs or infections unless the procedure was botched (which happens with all types of surgeries)

SRS is a hack job, the technology simply does not exist to turn a man into a woman, label it transphobia or whatever but that surgeons who OK these procedures need to be jailed. They take young people in a bad state of mind who need therapy and real help, butcher them, take their money, and wipe their hands clean. You can't change bone structure, you can't put working sexual organs into a person, the body will constantly freak out and reject the surgery and you can't stop the aging process of males and females. It's especially bad in males as the hair line can recede, a beard will constantly try to grow, and hair will appear on other parts of the body. All on top of having man shoulders, man hands, and man height and vocal chords. SRS should be fucking illegal

Have sex

The funny thing is I can, if you have SRS very quickly you won't have that option.

user you sound detrimentally self conscious. You ever seen a quest board in some vidya with quests ranked from kill terminally ill rats to kill god? Nigga don't aim for god from the get go then complain that the demon knights won't recruit your weeny ass because you have 60 hours in the game and you're still level 12.

People are the same way, some are accepting some have high requirements some are humble some are vain etc. any sort of realistic human you can imagine is real to some degree. Just take it easy and meet people, join some geek/hobby club to start and level up from there 34 is mad young these days. Stop mopping and start doing.

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If you look at most of the posts that anons here leave you can understand why they're forever alone virgins. Let's be real, it's best that most of you don't reproduce.

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It’s really not, but she’s nice too and really likes me so I’d feel terrible telling her I don’t want to see her again

>finally get a cute lovely girlfriend
>she wants to cosplay homestuck characters with me at cons
>seriously considering it

It's jade x dave in case you're wondering.

Why are there so many lonely ass losers here on Yea Forums? I thought it was only r9k but as I spend more time here I'm finding out they're everywhere.

as a girl I feel as though it's weird knowing theres tons of men who are like this.

homestuck people are psychos but cons are kinda fun, I've been to one and am supposed to go to another. The homestuck thing is questionable BUT she's actively asking you to participate in things with her instead of asking you to make all the decisions which is nice isn't it?

Is she asian and/or a furry?

>as a girl
you're even lower tier than a male loser if you're hanging out here

> Personality is inherited.
>you cant fix a personality no mattee what.
>Also, a lot of it has to do with luck.
>Most of the girls i asked out had bf's already for instance.
> incels are no different from the people who were born a slave in history.
This is a lot of retardation to fit into one post.These guys went out on a limb and won. You tried a few times and gave up. Any idiot can get a girlfriend if he keeps trying. You're right about one thing, it is a lottery, and but you can only win if you play. Good news is the odds are insanely good compared to an actual lottery. Buck up and try, better yourself, stop being a queer and start trying.

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This might unironically be written by a woman. I recently spoke with a thot friend, and she could grasp the fact that beta males would pay to watch girls to play videogames

Also LONDON
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I have a boyfriend so not really.

>Is it true that they have to spend hours daily dilating or else the open wound will close up?
This is factually true. There is no such thing as a true sex change surgery, it's all cosmetic.

>What about trannies growing a hair ball in their frankengina?
Yes:
>The Philadelphia Center for Transgender Surgery website explains how: "The scrotal (testicle) skin is used to add to the length of penile skin to increase depth of the vagina. If hair is left on the scrotal (testicle) skin, it can continue growing inside the vagina and it will be more difficult to keep the vagina clean. Also, with intercourse, some of the hairs can break off and wind up high up into the apex of the vagina, occasionally causing formation of a "hair ball" which can result in chronic irritation and infection. For this reason, it is always good to have at least one or two speculum vaginal examinations each year to make sure the vagina is free of hair balls."

Couldn't*

>join some geek/hobby club to start
What would I even join? Hell, what could I even join? Most hobby clubs like that are going to be on college campuses, and while it's easy for someone to say "just join and bang some freshmen, brah!" I'd be a 34-year-old grown ass man in a college extracurricular club; I'd be almost twice as old as everyone there.

tits or gtfo

how many times you gone behind his back now? It's anonymous here you can admit it.

>as a girl
At least it would be, if you hadn't already snagged two dipshits as of the time of this post.

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Yup. I still make most of the decisions but i'm really glad she has a little confidence of her own so she can at least be independent by herself. She says she'd be embarassed though, so i'd have to pull it off well.

She wants to cosplay dogtier, so yes.

Jade's the worst one, sucks to be you

I've seen enough awful people in this world to realize there are worse fates than dying without a spouse; I'd gladly die surrounded by friends instead of being bled dry by a manipulative whore.

you are not a bad person
keep at vidya since you enjoy it
if you give it up for her you are going to regret it and become miserable
she will just find something else you enjoy to bitch about if you drop vidya anyway

Rose is a lesbo and Jane's boring. Think about it.

b8 but I'll bite: this place is completely free from your IRL identity and that's a good selling point for losers like me. Having a facebook/snapchat/twitter means I can be prejudged by people who know me and think I'm a creep, people who look at me and think I'm ugly, etc. and it is nice to be free of all that stuff here.

>you can't stop the aging process of males and females
does tranny surgery age you?

no, but you will still age after the surgery. one might "pass" for a brief while but age will catch up to them

>Normies
Get out newfag

How to get a girlfriend

>treat women as people

I'm serious. This may seem painfully obvious but it's not in the way that arabs don't see women as people and beat them with canes or some shit. It goes a little deeper than that. I didn't use to.

Oh I see, thanks.

Men age better than women, though. So does that mean that if you manage to "pass," you'll be "attractive" longer than an actual woman?

>treat women as people
makes sense, but they won't give you the same treatment.

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I do treat women like people, in that I avoid men and women equally. I'd rather they think I was weird than have them think I'm an asshole.

you'll still age like a man if you get MTF surgery, your hairline can recede, you will constantly grow a beard, you might get hair on your shoulders, forearms and knuckles and all that. These parts of the aging process can not be altered by SRS and it's why so many of these people find themselves committing suicide because the surgery was a temporary solution.

user you have to go above and beyond. Genetics is very real but if you got 2 arms 2 legs and a head on your shoulders you can work well with that. Focus on developing something that sets you apart and dont let the genetics drag your confidence down. If I were you I would do everything necessary to have a strong self esteem(diet, exercise, develop social skills etc), women can sniff confidence from a mile away even if you're ugly strong confidence goes a long way.

Do you think people just chop off their dicks and call it a day? HRT is supposed to suppress testosterone and making you age like a woman instead. Granted it can't change existing bone structure which is why most of the adult MTFs end up in the speedrun tier, but the farther you start, the more likely you end up passing since you've never developed male features to begin with.

Move to the city user. Where you from? You can couch surf at my place in San antonio

Just cuz I hate my physical features doesn't mean I don't work out, but all my peers are vastly superior specimens than me

find a girl who is also a burden to eveyone around her

that narrows it down too.... literally all women

>the average for whites sub 30yo is literally 6'
That's only true for the Dutch who are the tallest in the world(outside of 1 small tribe in africa)...

US is 69.1 inches (175.4 centimeters). That's 5 feet 9 inches tall.

this gives me some kind of horrible tight-chested anxiety

if it makes you feel any better user i am 6'5 and have never had a girlfriend
i think its more that i saw the true nature of women from a very young age and ever since
its something you cant just unsee when it comes time for most people to start seeking relationship partners

Autism, It's a blessing and a curse

Cosplayers are scumbags and attention whores, just take a quick glance at /cgl/.

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>can someone recommend me a game like age of empires 2
warcraft 3

Sorry user ppl like dumb drama

they prolly think you're in the closet

I've been lonely for half of my life and I simply don't know when girl is interested, also, I am afraid of making a move, better, I don't know what to do. There is this one girl at my work that came from Greece and apparently she fell in love with me, but I don't know what to do.

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Bullshit, when you start treating women like people they eventually cry that you don't treat them like women.

Nah go for a gathering sort of scene. Like a comic store(card games, board games, vidya), a book club, poetry night etc. The whole point is that you don't have to know people to get in. Most of the time if you partake in the hobby then you are valuable as a member. Use those groups as a stepping stone to other social experiences, meet people, fall on your face, learn from mistakes and keep progressing.

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I agree with you but he is right about personality being genetic. He shouldn't use it as excuse though.

>US is 69.1 inches (175.4 centimeters). That's 5 feet 9 inches tall.
So is all the 6 foot bullshit a meme or not? I'm 5' 9 exactly.

>browse anti-incel forums
>they say incels have all the agency, and the only reason they don't get laid is because they're misogynistic, negative, lazy, etc
>broser incel forums
>they say incels have no agency, and genes decided their life from the moment they were born, and this can't be changed
Which should I believe?

I almost had a boyfriend but I fucked it up and scared him away.

>Somewhere in the world there must be a lonely girl who would just settle for having a warm body to hug
Is this enough for a relationship? Because this is basically all I actually want.

So am I and yes it is. That said there is the 80:20 rule to consider. If you are trying to court a female but her social media has four 6'3 dudes trying to smash you know you will be at a disadvantage height wise specially if shes on the taller side for a female. So in order for you to compete you must have competitive traits elsewhere. So the issue isn't that there are 120mil 6'4 guys running around in the US, it's that mate selection is all about competition specially via dating apps so even if there's 10 similar dudes it's the absolute best that will interest the female most. This is by biological design natural selection.

Neither and both, to be honest. They speak a degree of truth, but overall it's all fucking bullshit made up to drive a narrative.

lmao no. The answer is be a viable mate.

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both columns, the funny thing about people who say "they don't have drive/confidence/etc." are the same people who looked down and shat on the dudes that eventually became /r9k/ incels. These people will preach all day about being a "good person" while just treating young men like shit and driving them into that hole anyway

They're both half right, half wrong. Looks DO matter but personality helps too. Anti-incels believe kissing women's asses and being a nice guy doormat is all you need to get women. Truth is, if you're good looking enough, you can be an open Nazi, convicted child rapist and still get pussy easy enough.

Both groups see women for more than they actually are and worship at the alter of pussy. If you fuck enough women, you start realizing that women are essentially children with tits and nothing more.

>why dont u have a zelda gf Yea Forums?

Actually I do, I met my qtpi 8/10 gf because of Zelda. We both love the series and enjoy vidya together. We decorated our baby's nursery with Zelda art - I painted the canvas and she made the cute litte Korok dolls.

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because I'm a beta and don't deserve one and sure as hell don't feel worthy enough to try and 'change' that part of me (nor do I want to in the first place, I'll never stop jacking it to femdom), faggot
not your business anyway

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Why are anti incels mad at incels for not having sex? Are they attracted to them?

Based Yea Forums Sages.

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very cool, reddit.

This fucking adorable. I hope the pussy tasted godly.

just tell her you dumb fuck, chances are she's doing it because she believes you love it so much in the first place too

something something school shooter

Because the latter group never just limits themselves to saying "I've never had sex", they tend to blame this on women for being instinct-driven creatures who live and act hedonistically

Make a move.

You don't want to end up in a marriage where your wife doesn't find you attractive and only is with you because you are a good provider, this happens way more often than people think.

Looks are everything, we subconsciously judge someone the split second we see them. You can have the best personality in the world but if a girl doesn't feel physical attractiveness to you she'll never give you a real chance.

Break it out. That's what life is all about.

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Sounds like Volcels more than Incels, But i doubt they even know the difference

You're preaching to the choir, I'm MGTOW and have ZERO desire to ever get married. I'm good with just pumping and dumping.

Because I'm incompetent and the only time I even got close it all fell apart in a matter of hours.

I unironically embraced the tranny meme. First two years are hell but it becomes better after some time.
Of course I still look fucking weird, but welp, I still get laid more than 90% of the incels mocking me, so at this point I don't really care anymore.

How does one scare somebody away?

>Of course I still look fucking weird, but welp, I still get laid more than 90% of the incels mocking me, so at this point I don't really care anymore.

You could have not gone through the 2 years of "hell" and just been gay and still would have gotten laid as easily. The things retards will do for sex.

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If getting laid is your only goal, you could have just been gay.

I thought cis dudes were supposed to flip the fuck out after they start getting the hormone changes. When you started getting tits and your dick started atrophying, you just said "I'm okay with this"?

>I still get laid more than 90% of the incels mocking me
the incels aren't getting anally ravage by niggers tho, they could easily do that without sterilizing themselves

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Funny given she's actually in that movie

I'm boring as shit and have no hobbies or anything interesting to talk about

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>I still get laid more than 90% of the incels mocking me
At least i still have my penis, I wonder how long before you miss having a wank, I'm sure getting fucked in a stab wound isn't very enjoyable

Get some hobbies then.

Ask her out you fucking retard

I'm a switch. I like getting fucked by men, but also banging my gf.

Also well I might have had gender issues before being a tranny, since it''s probably not what a "normal" person would think of to change his life. I keep some sort of weird andro appearance and look a lot younger than I am, and for some reason I feel better like this.

Might not have been completely cis, like I said before. That being said, not really trans either since I'm grateful my breasts almost didn't grow and that for some reason HRT didn't kill my dick. I lost like 1.5cm but I had a 16.5cm dick so it's still in very usable range.

>Move to the city
I don't think that user ever said he was a homosexual.

You do realize the majority of trannies keep their junk ? only those with very intense genital dysphoria take the risk of this procedure.

ahh so they are men then, Right?

I don't meet enough people and if I do meet someone I like, it feels awkward to move it beyond friendship. I feel like I've missed the train on ever being able to feel comfortable being 100% real with another person.

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Lining up men is a good way to find the best?

By freaking out and slinging insults at him for 5 minutes because I got scared he was leaving me.

who said anything about surgery dipshit
you/that fag gets ravaged in the ass as per his/your own words which is what i said

HEY THERE LIL DONNIE
WHEN I WAS IN THE BATHROOM I CUT MY DICK OFF AND TOOK ESTROGEN PILLS
HOW DO YA LIKE THEM APPLES LIL DONNIE

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You better be female

Seems like you got some issues, dude.

No.

Well, at least you seem happier, I guess that's what counts. I sometimes consider doing the same but I'll try lifting first and seeing if that does anything for me

No wonder he left, he wants to fuck men not women.

Eh you know, I don't really give a damn about nomenclatures anymore. I have a dick, yet my full body is on E for like 3 years now, so not sure I could qualify as a man anymore either.
Just do what it takes to be more at peace with yourself and don't care about the rest. I keep using male pronoums to talk about me most of the time, desu. I don't really give a fuck, my gf thinks I'm cute like this so it's enough for me lol

Your XY says otherwise.
You're not a woman, you're just a failure of a man.

Are you some sort of lesbian man?

>she even has amber eyes to boot

Fuck you user. I didn't need this early in the morning

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Go back to re ddit mentally ill, go get therapy instead of destroying your body.

based

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If you say so, dude.

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stay mad incel

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>I'll try lifting first and seeing if that does anything for me
I did exactly the same, lmao. Just see if it really makes you feel better. For me the effort was realy pleasant, but looking buff actually made me crack I think.
But not gonna say transition is for everyone : if you're 100% cis, it even is definitely a bad idea. But if you already thought of transition, maybe you're not as cis as you think you are or have some gender issues (not necessarily means you need to transition, keep that in mind). But might be a good idea to explore gender shits with a psych or idk, if lifting makes you feel worse

You can't actually change from a man to a woman.
That's retarded.

Repent, Sinner.

wrong, he is frampt

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No one is claiming you could.

Oh but they are

>scared of someone leaving you
>insult him
you're not very smart, are you?

Kek yeah more or less. I have a gf, but I also have some dates with men from time to time (a lot less lately tho)

Eh I live better like this, so fuck the rest honestly.

>get therapy
>get prescribed HRT
T-thanks therapists

No problem bro.

Never said I was a woman. Just said I'm now a tranny and shits are finally brighter for me.

Tranny shit aside, What's your take on politics in videogames?

See the thing is, I can't imagine how the trannies who look like speedrunners deal with life, and am sincerely afraid of becoming that. Even if the hormones make them feel better, how do you live with yourself knowing what you've become

Because I'm ugly and never got attention from girls which in turn made me have no idea how to interact with them which compounded into overwhelming shyness, fear and paranoia which isn't easy to break on your own. I'm also 35 this year and thus close to 40 than 30 which even on its own is bad enough. I'd like to say that I've come to terms with the fact I'm going to be alone and a virgin forever but I haven't and it only gets worse the older you get. Please like and subscribe to my blog.

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Hello there, Mr. Wizard.

My childhood friend i knew since i was 6 decided to fuck and marry some black guy instead of me. Shes divorced and a single mother now so i guess i dodged a bullet

Fucking pisses me off. They are just using gays / trans to sperg out ideas they don't even give a fuck about and are both trying to get good boy points for them while also making money out of it. They are basically on their ways to make social shits bankable.

who is this cutie?

>Because I'm ugly

I thought that too, then I actually started taking care of myself, working out, lost a bunch of weight and now I'm apparently handsome

You got to experience life before dating apps and social media turned courtship into the equivalent of browsing a meat market, did you at least do your part to ask enough girls out?

because I want to save my money and spare time to do whatever i want?based and moneypilled

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Are you me?

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I wish your tranny brethren were more like you, Anyway, Take it easy, Cunt

is life better with wizard powers? im looking forward to getting mine

>we can play with your toy

was this made for 12 year olds

>he doesn't know

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maybe be a real man and not a fucking bitch? girls that want to fuck a lot are rare, savour it nigger

I do, and I'm on the point of breaking uo with the bitch today

Maybe not being desperate for sex gets him a lot

>girls that want to fuck a lot are rare

Look at this faggot and laugh

fuck you user, I only expanded your webm because I thought it would have a goose in it (the best animal) but it did not. Thanks for wasting my fucking time.

But it does have a Goose.

Cats are obviously the best animal considering they keep bullying thots.

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Bruh having a slutty Jade cosplayer gf is legit a meme. Go screw that pooch

Circumstances and laziness probably. I didnt want to go out of my way and seem desperate to get pussy.
But I also feel like getting a gf or sex will just mark the end of my freedom and will accelerate my decadence ( things around me are falling apart ) . So I am trying my best to better myself, become the version of myself which my childhood self would look up to.

Well you can't control perfectly your appearance, that much is true. But honestly, just a bit of social awareness and *taking care of yourself*, will prevent you from looking like this. If you are not confident in your appearance, boymode as a more feminine man is viable (tho can be depressing on the long run). Personally I just took a more andro approach I guess, since I know my passing is very far from perfect, yet I don't really look that much like a man either now, and it's kindda working for me. Just don't act nor dress as a lunatic and no reason people would take you for a lunatic.

Eh, thanks bro

>trannies

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yeah
this pretty much nails it

>Eh I live better like this
I'm not sure what sort of mental gymnastics you have to perform to unironically think that becoming a disgusting abomination is "living better".
Most people wouldn't give you shit for merely being born ugly, but most people will actively avoid a hideous dude in a dress.

Because I'm so ugly that no girl has any interest in me.
I'm not socially incompetent; I have female friends. But there's just never any sexual chemistry.

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Why can't you just accept the fact that he's happy with his life?

>Why can't you just accept the fact that he's happy with his life?
Yes, I'm sure he is.

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>Like a comic store(card games, board games, vidya)
Those places are going to be exclusively guys in their twenties. If I'm going to play board games with people, I'd rather just do that with actual friends, even though even if I have to be the one single person there.

Thanks for the non-answer.

oh jesus fucking christ, I'd kill myself if I looked like that.

Because I only date little girls.

It's tough love, user, His father clearly couldn't raise him right, So that user will be his daddy

I look like that. :(
I don't know if nose-reduction and a chin implant will be enough to fix it.

I'm plain as fuck, and have terrible social problems. Even if that weren't the case, all I do is work, and play video games. I don't have the energy to do anything else.

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Between meetup and facebook. There is zero excuse to not be able to find a hobby/club group to join. There are tons of them based around X hobby or just getting singles in Y age range together for fun time outside the house.

The internet can do more than provide 2d porn and Yea Forums.

Dating apps are shit. Unless you make it a job chances are you aren't getting hits back.

Women in real life are easier to scoop up. Requires a degree of luck and planning, but far more rewarding.So what do you do irl to cross paths with them?

That's kinda hot.

Trawl the local preschool.

>"We can play with your favorite toy"

/ss/ confirmed

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>too old, bald, ugly, fat, dumb, poor
>and a wizard so there's no going back now anyway

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The girl I've been talking to cosplayed Mituna at a con. user what homestuck girls like?

Honestly I've just come to accept I'm better off alone. After what my mother did, (betrayed my dad after 30+ years of marriage with an ugly 20 something self-harming emo freak bitch years younger than me, her own son), I just can't trust women ever again, and I didn't trust them much in the first place. Most of them just want to use you to occupy their attention for a little while until they go off and do their own thing with their bf or career or whatever. Never met an honest and straight forward woman in my entire life. And I don't need them.
So there just no point in even humouring it, and my sexual drive is mostly gone now so I'm good. I'll just jerk off once or twice a month and get back to my own projects.

I trick myself into believing there's still hope.

I've has many girlfriends but my problem is that said girlfriends only stick around for a few months. For whatever reason my relationships never last more.than three months. It's bizarre. I've become convinced that the problem is with me but I don't know what it is about me that's the problem so I'm doomed to repeat the cycle of disappointment and failure.

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Where did his foot go?

too fucking real, except I'm in my thirties

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i have one

It's okay bro, I understand.

because I've got a disease , Even though I manage it well. the future does not look good , putting someone you love through that just seems cruel

>gf
all women are whores

I know what I'd be like in a relationship too. I'd either try too hard because I wouldn't know what to do and freak out over every small detail, or I'd end up being too laissez-faire and trusting. Im like a cat, I do my own thing and drop off the radar and I forget things sometimes because I'm so focused on whatever project I'm working on. So I could see that being very irritating to a lot of women. A lot of my humour is very contextual so being around someone who doesn't "see" what I'm joking about is frustrating to me because I don't want to have to explain the joke.
A lot of times I leave for work at literally the very last moment and barely make it in time because I'm modifying a game or something.
I don't like being lectured and nagged. I'll do things for people if they ask but when they demand it I go out of my way a little bit to avoid doing it because they've pissed me off a bit even if their intentions are good.
So no matter what I'm pretty insufferable and unappealing to most people.

oof, that hits close to home

This is true

I don't get this. Why is she asking for a dance and then talks about giving (You) a massage? Then back to dancing to sleeping together.

Im married

She's trying to bribe you (into dancing with her)

user, you little sister doesn't count as a wife.

Is your husband cute?

WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

Youll find your girl someday anons. You'll know instantly when you do

You didn't answer my question though.

Yeah, I get this feeling when I drive by elementary school.

Seriously though, who is she

>TFW you went to a local comic store a few times for Magic the Gathering nights and you were literally the only guy big into videogames, and everyone else was a comic nerd
It was pretty awkward. I mean it went fine, we had a laugh playing, but most of the conversation was like "have you heard of x? No. But have you heard about Y? No. What about Z? No. Sorry."
Nice people, but I just couldn't see myself committing to such an expensive hobby and I could never keep up on the comics side of things. My interest is only passing and I wouldn't expect them to be big into games either. Videogames just seem better value to me. Besides, the regulars were tourney-level players so I never had the cards to stand a chance against them anyway because I was only willing to spend like £20 max on a deck, not £20+ on one card alone.
Plus I got annoyed when I went to a draft, to actually play the draft for fun, and that one arse went straight for the duel lands even though he didnt actually need it for his deck and was like "nah nyah. I got Dual Lands! I got Dual Lands! I can sell this for profits! Many profits!".
Getting a rare card is nice, but don't gloat about it in the middle of a game. Bit rude that.

Asperger's,it runs deep in the family.

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A dog slut.

anons obsessed with shit that's literally completely out of their control and they can do nothing to change are the most pathetic, deluded, sad sacks of shit I've ever fucking seen.
And I own a mirror!

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I'm surprised you didn't run into more fat autistic gloaters, they're a plague on any nerd community.

>Obtain goth gf
>Get married
>Have children
>Get cucked
>Get divorced
Just buy a Fleshlight boys...

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How's the kids user. Theyre the only ones that matter

Or just be manwhore like me and hope you don't get aids :)

They are doing good and are both very intelligent, I do whatever I can to give them what their hearts desire and work ungodly hours to make it so. I wish I got to see them more often. I was like a lot of the anons here, wishing I could obtain a gf and then everything would be alright if I could just get a gf. I worked out and lost weight and while it did get me attention from women and eventually lead to me getting married I just can't stand to mingle with anyone much at all these days. They would have never given me a second glance had they known me years ago, and I really don't want another woman in my life. The occasional hook up is nice but you always feel miserable after and just want to forget it.

I went to relaxin Jackson and netted in the smelliest pussy imaginable in a guard tower during the FTX exercise. glad you had fun too

That's rough man, I can only imagine being in the place you are right now. I can't really offer any advice but I can wish you good luck and I hope you see your kids more

have sex with a prostitute

This

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It's not about shape of your jaw. It's about the impression. It's only natural for the human to mask his flaws and fix imperfections.

There was one guy who would hang out at the shop a lot and try to talk about yugioh and try way too hard to be in everyone's conversation but he literally had Aspergers though so I'd humour him with the odd chat since he was harmless enough. Just didn't know how to end a conversation so he'd eventually be a bit overbearing and you'd have to make an excuse to leave.

I could've had one in high school, but I was aiming towards the wrong girls. Nowadays I don't try to get one.

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Fuck me

>come into contact with cute girl online
>checks literally every box of mine in what i'm looking for in a partner
>she also thinks i'm attractive and loves my personality about as much
>similar tastes in games, we even recommend games to each other
>exact same opinions on all of the "deal breaker" topics such as kids, politics, religion, etc.
we've been together for nearly a year now and talk, text and game with each other on a daily basis. the only problem is that she lives in an entirely different continent but we plan to make it work out and meet up one day, perhaps try to get married if we love each other as much in person too

This only works if you still have hair ;-;

What are you waiting for? Make your move, make it happen. Do this as soon as possible because if it doesn't work you need time to get over it, and if it does work why not go now? Time waits for no man.

Time to wear a baseball cap user.

>not gay
>only time someone ever asked me on a date it was another guy

feels bad

I'm too scared shitless of rejection to make a move and too autistic to notice when a girl is interested in me. I've had a few scenarios whether from highschool, work, or college where it turns out a girl liked me and was flirting with me but didn't catch on to it until it was too late.
At this point I know I'll die alone.

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Fuck force push, I’m learning the lips side of the force: force kiss.

I have a waifu, but I just live with the pain.

this, but with more irony and less blackpilled shit.

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Been married for 5 years.
Currently in my daughter's room (she's 1 year old( holding her while she's sleeping.

That's Link.

I have work and video games. Happy enough