NINTENDO E3 LEAKS BECAUSE FUCK NINTENDO

Okay that's it, I'm gonna leak Nintendo's E3 Direct. Fuck Nintendo, I fucking had it with them.

>Fan Wars: New IP that is a collaboration between Nintendo and Microsoft. A class-based third person shooter with characters dressed as Nintendo and Microsoft characters going to literal war with each other. It will be available for both Switch and Xbox and there will be crossplay. It will be announced at both Microsoft and Nintendo's presentations.
>Luigi's Mansion 3: Nightmare Vacation: main villains are a family of ghosts that used to live in the mansion that Luigi and the rest of the cast were staying in for vacation, there's also a multiplayer challenge mode where you can play as Luigi, Mario, Peach and Daisy
>Animal Crossing: City Life: Animal Crossing with some Sim City elements, you build and manage your own city, features nearly every single character the series has had and some new characters like a goth bat girl and a greaser gorilla
>Pikmin 4: Introduces the Deity Pikmin, gigantic tree-like Pikmin that Olimar can bring to life and control, there are three of them, each representing the original three Pikmin, you use the Deity Pikmin to solve puzzles and fight giant bosses
>Wario Land Returns: Given the Samus Returns treatment as it's essentially a remake of the first game, animated frame-by-frame similarly to Shake It
>Mario Strikers X-Treme: New Mario Strikers game, featuring Elemental Charge moves where characters use their respective elements to enhance the ball (Mario sets the ball on fire, Luigi electrifies it etc.), cinematic Mega Strike moves and new characters, most notably King K. Rool, King Boo and Rosalina.
>Mother 3 is confirmed, new title is Earthbound Forever
>Rare Replay gets announced for Switch, Donkey Kong 64 is added in exclusively for Switch
>Lots of more ports, most notable ones are Wonderful 101, Super Mario 3D World and Kingdom Hearts 3
>Banjo is announced for Smash, no gameplay but a nice animated trailer

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you had me until pikmin 4

had me until animal crossing
i like the idea though

>Nintendo
>Ever making a Mario Strikers game again

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WHERE'S ETERNAL DARKNESS 2?

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Also, because the post was originally too long.

>Super Mario Maker 2 Day 1 DLC announced featuring a SMB2 pack and the return of alternate sprites/skins
>No trailer or footage of Metroid Prime 4 but they reassure that the game is still in development and some concept are is shown

DK64

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You had me until NINTENDO

>Rare Replay gets announced for Switch, Donkey Kong 64 is added in exclusively for Switch
>nintendo giving away a game like that part of a bundle
Sure thing OP, I believe you.

also

>Shadow the Hedgehog 2 for Switch only

VERY FUNNY user

this is fakest shit i've seen all fucking day you didnt even try

FIRE THIS MAN

That shitty Pikmin 4 gimmick is just Nintendo enough to be real.

>got attention
probably fake, lads. pack it up.

Mother 3 is never happening. I don’t know why, because it seems pretty easy to port, but it’s like Nintendo’s Half-Life 3 apparently.

You had me until, "Banjo is announced for Smash"

>Mother 3
>Pikimin 4
>Banjo in smash
Sure bud

>essay leaks

You guys never learn do you?

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>Fan Wars: New IP that is a collaboration between Nintendo and Microsoft
Sorry OP, you lost me here.

This sounds like shit

It's real

These

Square Enix is making it.

>only one smash character reveal
We all know there are two.

I don't think a single person in this thread believes OP, most are just shit posting.

I wish these threads were a bannable offense.

Because it is a niche game and translating it would take time unlike Mother 1 which already had a translation.

I was referring to the shitheads making leak threads. Essays, every time.

>BANJO
lol delusional

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>Animal Crossing: City Life

>When a game called: "Animal Crossing: City Folk" already exists.

OP's literally retarded.

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>implying you would know fan wars would be announced at microsofts e3 too given only the direct
>implying nintendo will ever do anything with wario land ever again
>implying pikmin 4 news
gg fag
i’ll be honest. that rare replay just as you described it would be fucking based

Didn't that game fail to get picked up by a publisher after the initial reveal? Whatever, it was a spinoff prequel anyway.

>Pikmin 4
>Mother 3 is confirmed, new title is Earthbound Forever
Also got me fucker.

>earthbound forever

at least try

>starting with autistic rage
didn't even read user, you gave yourself away right there. actual leaks are always just info with no backstory given or "fuck x company" shit

Nobody cares about Nintendo. Only kids and basedboys

Might as well sprinkle in some extra info.

>The ghost family in Luigi's Mansion 3: Nightmare Vacation have a very "1950's nuclear family" motif, there's a mother, father, older brother, older sister, young twin boys and a dog. The boss fight with the mother is briefly shown, she turns into a giant cake monster, presumably in the final stage
>Same of the classes in Fan Wars include a Mario-themed and Master Chief-themed "Gunner" class, a Samus and Gears of War-themed "Inventor" class and a Link and Conker-themed "Melee" class
>Rare Replay for Switch is 80$ and Donkey Kong 64 is used as an excuse for why it's so much more expensive

Stop posting, this isn't funny anymore. It's sad

This is disappointing enough to be real

Fake and gay

That's a cool idea for pikmin, gonna give you that

The nightclub is named Tittyboo. Salsa the monkey gets horribly abused through his chapter by his captor. The final fight would be too much. There is a scene where Lucas is molested in a hot spring.[\spoiler] It will never be ported.

Gas every "leaker"
Take it to fanfiction.net

>Mother 3 is confirmed, new title is Earthbound Forever
Yeah, fuck you too, OP.

There will be that one autist who thinks this is real and will post it on YouTube.

Then make it T Rated. It's not like kids will actually play it. Only the hardcore fans would give a shit about it.

With the Bamco leak, the standard of leaks have risen. You need actual screens now to be credible.

Oh I hope so.

>Nintendo
>T Rating

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Reminder that Bayonetta is a thing.

Oh, you mean that Platinum game?

By the way it’s animal crossing: village resort

i believe you =)

All of this sounds good, which is why its fake, also:
>no pkmn
>no platinum game
>no x machina


4/10 - cute but lacks effort

You lost me at your first
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Yeah. The Nintendo Exclusive one.

Op is a faggot so here is the REAL leak
>Pokemon Snap 2
>Quest 64 2
>Wave Race reboot
>Star Fox Adventure 2. Krystal is the MC.
>Clayfighter Switch
>WWE: No Mercy 2
>1080: TenEighty Snowboarding 2
>Mario's Time Machine Remake

Go back to Special ED

>Quest 64 2
If only.

>banjofag is so butthurt that he made a shit leak list
lmaoing at your life OP

>Animal Crossing: City Life: Animal Crossing with some Sim City elements, you build and manage your own city

fucking eww

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>No Starfox: Galactic Grand Prix

You're just as much of a faggot as OP

>Clayfighter Switch

Unironically based though.

>What is twilight princess
>What is smash bros brawl

>Nintendo
>Not selling DK 64 seperately for 30 dollars

You tried, you really did

Honestly, this would probably be Nintendo's greatest E3 ever if this was real. Imagine the reactions "Fan Wars" would get.

>pikmin 4
>mother 3
nice fanfic op :D

>No gameplay shown for Banjo
>Banjo is Speculated to be codename "Brave"
>"Brave" has been in the games code for months
>will be the only character announced for Smash DLC

Absolutely bullshit get the fuck out

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You had me until "okay thats it"

>Banjo is Speculated to be codename "Brave"
What kind of fucking braindead logic is that? Explain this shit right now

Brave can be rearranged into Bear V

Bear V = Banjo 5.

Ultimate is the 5th smash game

Not much more logic really.