>What is this? Easy Allies [Formerly a lot of the guys from GameTrailers] hold annual betting specials where they bet on what's gonna happen at E3. This year it's even better because (You) too can get in on the action. >What should I do? Watch the Easy Allies Betting Special that's linked on the site above and then go make your own bets with your very own 500 Don Bucks on Shock or Scoff. As results come in, your bets will be updated on the leaderboards and by the end of E3 you can see how you stand among all the entrants.
Reminder you must get your bets in before the EA stuff starts tomorrow at 9AM PST for it track on the leaderboards properly.
I don't actually remember. I just saved it because it's such a good reaction.
Nathan Collins
>not putting it all on Mega Man X for the biggest payout possible
Jace Adams
Doug Bowser has already made a bowser joke with a bowser plushie sitting in his chair. He will 100% make a stupid board approved scripted bowser joke at E3. That’s the exact type of cringe you can expect from the corporate culture
Oliver Baker
Or will someone ELSE make the Bowser joke? Jones also made a decent point that maybe Bowser just won't show up at all and he simply isn't a second Reggie.
Jayden Robinson
>EZA
Fuck off with those commies. I put up with them for 2 years. More than I should have. Huber is actually the worst one there.
Place bets on which ally will be outed as a CP pest first
Joshua Clark
500 bucks on Damiani. I like the safe bets.
Alexander Butler
First for Damiani is insufferable and was just as fucking dumb in this betting special as I thought he was gonna be. I've never seen a person laugh at his own sentences that aren't even jokes so much in my life
Julian Gomez
We might see two Bowser jokes. One from someone else, and then one from Doug. You have a good point though, if he isn’t there at all, there won’t be a joke. My money is on him being there though, this is his first year and he wants to get out there and show his face to the people.
Ayden Evans
I am honestly shocked at how little faith people have in Mega Man. I can't help but feel like it's one of the safest bets on the list, and yet it was rated to have the worst odds and the biggest payout. Then in spite of this it's not even close to one of the top bets, and rests around the middle of the road in terms of wagers.
Wearing bowser clothes isn't a joke. He'll participate in one but he's not MAKING a joke unless he speaks about it. He won't make the joke openly, it's gonna be more subtle than that.
Isaac Russell
reminder: its pointless for you to argue semantics in bets because it will always come down to the whims of the council of 9 retards
Gavin Hernandez
jokes aren't exclusively spoken verbally bro
Jaxon Butler
Yes but we can't know if it's HIM "making" the joke unless he speaks it verbally. Anybody could convince him to wear a tacky Bowser Pattern Tie. That's not him "making a joke"
Alexander Gray
This. Doug Bowser wearing a Bowser shirt counts as a joke. He would only be wearing it for humor and no other reason, also known as a joke
% of patron voted that X will not appear in Capcom >X was in MVCI >Two collections a year later >People really think there won't be a new X game trailer on E3 or a new Capcom fighting game featuring him
I fucking loved that bit. Part of me wishes they did stuff like that more, the other part of me realizes it's more special and has a greater impact when it happens so infrequently. It's a tough balance to strike.
Actually, my main disappointment with the studio has been the fact that they don't really seem to use it as an office space in any way. Back in the day they were talking about everyone doing their work at the studio and that lending to better collaboration and stuff like they did with Not Funny GT and other small bit shows that could be easily done in downtime at the office. But it seems like everyone just drives to the studio for specific things and does all other work at home, so the studio isn't actually lending to any of the benefits they were espousing those years ago in the planning phases.
Andrew Flores
>How did you choose which allies to pair up in Achieve it yourself!? >Well only three allies showed up to the shoot so it was really easy If I was a Patron I'd be so angry. They can have my money when they get more professional.
James Stewart
>>Well only three allies showed up to the shoot so it was really easy Christ...
I would have stopped watching them ages ago but Ben and Kyle are actually complete bros
Justin Wright
Do they have part-time jobs or something? I don't see how 9 people living in California can live off of less than 50k a month alone (no clue how much office and taxes is).
Jeremiah Rodriguez
Yeah, only a couple of them are full-timers at EZA. I forget how much they said they'd need to make everyone full time.
Grayson Cox
First of all they make a bunch of money on twitch and through things like Sponsors. You think that recent Uniqlo deal wasn't spicy as fuck? Secondly, I think they do have side gigs in some small ways. Don does almost for sure.
Parker White
>alone some of them have wives/girlfriends and I would assume others have roommates to share living expenses with
Julian Bennett
>They can have my money when they get more professional. Fat chance after years in Jones garage developing bad habits. Did they stream and react a lot when they were on GT? Because that's what the channel feels like
Jayden Gray
Then I'm not surprised they're not all in the office all together at all times. Oh yeah I forgot about those, I guess those aren't done through Patreon. That's possibly worse, since living alone means you can get a small cheap place with room/flat mates but you almost definitely splurge for a bigger one if you're intending to raise a family. I get you though, could go either way.
Isaiah Martin
You are the only one in the world who calls jokes “cute nods”. Go take more hormones sweetie
Nathan Reyes
Who will have the best monologue after they lose and why is it Huber?
>hey guys let's get an office that's not close to any ally so no one ever wants to come in and do anything, our output will be even less than at the garage!
Lucas Wright
Ben is an utter faggot who needs to learn how to shut up and let other people finish a sentence, he also needs to learn how to let himself finish a sentence without random sighs and pauses for no reason. He could also stop being a massive poser
Carson King
jones needs to put his goddamn foot down and enforce a minimum amount of hours at the office each week for each member or something.
Oliver Rogers
Captain America New IP Reimu 6 3 4 Dogs 11 4 40 2 3 7 Yes 40
Liam Morgan
If you told me last week's derp Stranding trailer would set a date and it would be this year I would've called you a massive retard
Camden Flores
>Then I'm not surprised they're not all in the office all together at all times. I'm not expecting that, but it seems like they ONLY show up if they're ASKED to. Ian and Brandon still edit at home, no one goes to the studio to do individual streams, Kyle does all his Box Peek stuff at home. The studio didn't become a creative hub for EZA that people roam in and out of regularly, it's literally just a place that everyone travels to for group streams and podcasts and then goes straight back home.
Justin Myers
>reimu Who started this meme and why would anyone think this would happen within the next 5 smash games?
Connor Barnes
Thanks user, I will add you to the spreadsheet. Winner gets 1000 Proud Souls.
Huber is basically a Labrador in human form. He isn't just the purest EZA member, but possibly one of the most purest people ever. Just watch his genuine reactions, and how invested he gets into it.
Remember a few podcasts ago when Ben stopped everyone for a whole minute to explain what being a devils advocate was like he was the first person to understand the concept?
Dominic Harris
>that one fucking time somebody said something horrible to Huber just as the stream ended, and he sort of went away all sad like "yeah.. thanks pal, just trying" or something along those lines, actually fucking heartbreaking. guy doesn't deserve anything bad happen to him
Joseph Carter
He is the definition of SOUL vs SOULLESS (Ian/Damiani) Although I think Damiani might actually be autistic, but there's no excuse for Ian and his SJW antics.
Jayden Walker
Only he could enjoy more than one playthrough of last of us
Jayden Flores
I think Ian has toned down his bullshit somewhat. Damiani just keeps getting worse and worse, though.
Papa Jones gave Ian and Damiani several stern talking to's. Damiani was too autistic for it to take tho.
Jordan Anderson
Remember when Ben stopped everyone for a minute to state absurd predictions for what could happen in the future and unfunny hypotheticals every 10 minutes in every video he's been in the past year?
Why do they reward him with a slight chuckle. It's infuriating.
gotta love him. just let him fucking enjoy things, it's too pure.
Aiden Walker
>no fun allowed
Adrian Perry
Look forward to him being a needy, overly sentimental creep after a few beers this year. His "I just love videogames!!" Huber facsimile worsens with alcohol.
Jack Bell
If a release date for FFVIIR is revealed before Tifa even is revealed, I'm gonna absolutely fuck
Luke Adams
Big Boy's gonna slip. I have over 400 riding on it.
Owen Taylor
It's a fun bet, but after the council literally disregarded a big boy slip last year in favor of a moderately-sized boy trip, I wouldn't trust them with my Don Bucks.
I don't remember last time Ian went on a sjw tirade. If anything, he has been consistently a good contributor for months, plus he did the bulk of the work on the studio.
Grayson Brooks
He doesn't like stirring up the fanbase.
Isaac Gutierrez
Ian's got enough hate over the past 3-4 years that he's learned to mostly keep his takes to himself. Damiani (and even Kyle) are definitely worst with that now. The majority of their FF7 discussion being about Barret being racist really made me question why I still watch them.
that isn't just a final bet you've made user, that is -THE- final bet, you understand me? that is the fucking final bet of all final bets. if that happens, we can quit video games, it dies with that announcement
