E3 IS ONLY 2 DAYS AWAY

Congratulations! You now have news about Animal Crossing!

it was cancelled

I wish kojima passes away before E3.

I wish every single game shown is a good game.

Cancel all video games for next 5 years. we all have backlogs that are big enough already. everyone who makes games should take a long break, learn new techniques, come up with new creative ideas, then come back in 5 years with better games.

Neku in Smash Bros Ultimate as a playable character in the fighters pass, not as a Mii outfit and not as an alternate coustume
With at least 10 songs.

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Hotel Mario 2 announcement

Granted, but you lasted for only 10 seconds.

He's part of the Nomura set along with Sora, Riku, and Aqua. Those were the remaining 4 DLC fighters

Congrats! The games were so specifically catered to your personalize tastes, that nobody else like them, and thus nobody bought the games. Now the companies have to double down on cash cow Mobile app games to stay afloat.

With that many perfect games his backlog will last him for years to come, so win/win.

Good, but not great. A sea of 6/10s

Asura's wrath 2

Whew, I thought I was going to die or something.

Gravity Rush 3 is announced

did someone mention monkey paw?

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Announced, but never it never actually gets finished.

I wish for a Mother HD/3D collection that is loyal to the source material, while also adding some new plot/gameplay improvements, to be released globally to acclaim by critics, adoration by fans including myself, and high sales.

I wish to laugh a lot

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You die from the laughter
Have a fun E3!

You laugh a lot but cry even more.

I wish Todd graced us with another new game. Not mobile shit, a single-player Creation Engine Bethesda Game Studios game.

I wish for all smash DLC characters to be revealed so there's no more fake leak threads! GRANT MY WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH

a GOOD Paper Mario game is revealed, with the original style of the first two games.

Granted!
Hope you like your new Prolased asshole

Granted
Everyone starts talking about Smash 6

"hey, what characters do you want to see in Smash 6"
"For me, it's Moby Dick"

Granted. It's just Calypso fucking with the wishes of every user in this thread

MY NAME IS CALYPSO, AND I THANK YOU ALL FOR PLAYING TWISTED METAL!

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Is anyone else just not excited at all for this year? I can't recall the last E3 I gave no shits about. Barely any fucking game I care about

Wish granted.

It’s called a couch nigger
Just go to your friends house
You do have friends right?

I wish for a shitty game to be released.
Ha! What now paw!?

Yes I don’t care
Give me dragons dogma 2

My friend doesn't have a couch. Also he moved to Michigan. Most of my acquaintances are online. Fuck you, ass.

It's shitty but everyone loves it except you.

I wish that we don't get any games announced.

Introducing Dragon's Dogma 2, the new mobile experience by EA and Bioware

Give me DMC5 DLC

Fuck you paw!
You're not my real Pa!

I’ll take it

Granted!
The shitty game has a high budget cross over with your favorite game fracturing the fan base and bring in a flood of retarded niggers that outnumber the original fan base 15 to 1 where the retards demand the older games get dumbed down for them sold amazingly permanently ruining your favorite series

Timesplitters.
Also please someone pull their head out of their ass and make a standalone xpac for DoWIII.

I’m so sorry Mr.Nigger
Niggers don’t deserve happiness so get fucked

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Granted
It's a bunch of time trials for the already existing characters in pre-existing levels and nothing else

I wish for Dragons Crown 2 with fully voiced and animated ero scenes.

This is one of the best monkey paws I've read here.

Whatever makes you happy, faglord. I'm white as an Irish rose though, peckerwood.

Fire Emblem.

Yoko Taro and Platinum team up again and make a game better than Automata which is coming out on PC and PS4 and has no bugs and runs perfectly.

Okay but it's PS4 exclusive and fully censored

Dragons Dogma 2, I don't care about the consequences.

crash in smash

A Double Dragon game ?

But user they already had a sea of 6/10s, it's called Microsoft's game line-up

sure
but he's complete trash. worthless in every way

It's FFXVI online and that's all they ever work on.

Never releases outside of Japan.

Granted but is part of the new xperia line of exclusive android games.
And is an infinite runner.

CD Project Red announces Bernd und das rätsel um unteralterbach 2, Middleschool Mischief.

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user, the monkey's paw is supposed to give a negative consequence.

Now your tummy hurts

I want a PC port of Sonic unleashed

any companies i should invest in?

Its a board game and requires an extreme mastery of origami.

AMD.

I want HLVR to be revealed at the VR showcase.

I want Tifa to have big fat bouncing tits in the FF7 remake trailer/gameplay footage

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granted but your backlog will stay over 70 games long and will greatly increase to where you will never finish it in you're lifetime.

the world fucking explodes 10 minutes before it's release.

Your wish is granted, Sweet Tooth and Spike return in Playstation All-Stars: HD Remix.

Granted!
In honor of his sudden passing, every video game pays special thanks to Kojima before and after each level

Skate 4

I wish for a Xenoblade X sequel.

He's an echo of Wario.

E3 is the biggest corporate jerkfest in existence, it baffles me how anyone could possibly be excited for it.

I wish for Sonic Adventure 3

Every day one of you fuckheads give me a right laugh with your antics. Thank you and fuck you.

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Granted but the roster includes:
Alex from YIIK
Drift from Fortnite
Freddy Fazbear from Five nights at Freddy's
and Masahiro Sakurai himself

Neku gets in—but is so unbelievably bad, clunky, sluggish, and unviable that it’s hard to win any matches—against npcs and online alike or with friends and he ends up with the lowest player base in smash history. He is effectively the most boring and unfun character

That's not how it works, you can't outright ignore any part of the wish, you have to twist what you're given. The person you're replying to said "as a playable fighter", so you have to grant that in full, and find a way to twist it while still having Steve in as a playable fighter. Your twist would only work if the person only said "I wish Steve was in Smash" as their wish.

What you should have done is put some different Steve other than the Minecraft one in Smash as a playable character, since they didn't specify WHICH Steve....

>2 days
You mean 4 more, its on the 11th.

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Microsoft's E3 conference is on Sunday

Granted! Tifa is censored on released.

The floor show opens on the 11th, the press conferences (the bit people care about) start on Sunday.

based highschool english honors student

EA is tommorow

granted but sony censors it in the actual release.

ok but it's worse that boom and 06 combined

No fuck you, I want more twisted metal black. The twisted metal reboot was kinda bland.

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I wish for the next Fighters Pass DLC character to be revealed for Smash at the Nintendo Direct to have been expected by absolutely no one and to make almost everyone happy including me and to be a joy to play as.

I want every Yea Forums mod and jannie lined up against a wall and shot. I'll use all 3 of my monkey paw wishes to kill every new batch of tranny faggots that will replace them before moving over to cripplechan.

BLEACH TENKAICHI FIGHTER

I want a new NieR game on PS4 with a fem MC!

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Granted, but there's nobody pathetic enough left to do it for free, and gook moot just shuts this place down.

I wish for 3D Diablo mmorpg

I don't care give me my action packed dragon pilot game.

Granted! Everyone is hyped and happy to one day play as every character in the fighter pass until the project is scrapped months after it is announced for a different line of fighters that are more realizable.

Thank fucking GOD.

allright but it plays like ass and fem MC is ugly as fuck

Jesus Christ how horrifying.

I wish every fighting game tournament played on PC instead of 4 frame input lag PS4.

I fucking love cocaine

I just want a new game by Treasure

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Pretty sure they're dead user

The MC is Accord from DoD3 who completely retcons the entire series out of existence by fucking up hard, like the ending to Twin Peaks.

I wish for Nintendo to confirm an overworld/map editor for MM2.

Hexen Reboot

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Space Marine 2

a new soul reaver
BUT it cant be another diferent game genere than action adventure

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Granted, because EA bought the dead studio for IP rights and uses them to create phone games.

I wish that 2B was a DLC secret boss in KH3.

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Twilight Princess and Windwaker HD on the Switch.

Lay it on me Yea Forums.

While confirmed, it’s never released and ends up in development purgatory.

The new star wars game will be really good

Granted, she's a boss in the new 'Chef Face Off' mode in the Ratatouille cafe minigame place and fighting her consists of trying to make better food than her in a series of food making minigames. It's boring and tedious and takes about forty seconds altogether with loading times between minigames skipped.

A Suikoden collection out soon before i fucking kill myself after the inevitable letdown of Death Stranding.

Seems pretty kino to me
Coop ;_;

Granted. Her fight takes 30 seconds and completely erases your save, a cheeky move implemented by Yoko Taro himself.

Granted, but it's only 3 hours long and gets no further support after it releases.

Bring back Suikoden.

Steve Rogers gets in, its not even based Tony

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T-that's something at least

Granted. A Suikoden themed Candy Crush clone will release on the app store in 2020.

Wa ha ha ha!

Steve is a playable fighter, a mii fighter costume is still a playable Steve as a fighter

...

...

I wish for a third Styx game.

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didn't mean to tag you

Granted, but he is now voiced by criken and the jokes are written by him as well.

>criken
Who?

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Granted. It runs the story into the ground and has the worst writing and voice actors in the industry. Enjoy classic lines such as "Fuck you vampire"

Exactly.

I WISH FOR THIS TO BE THE FINAL E3

Granted. From next year onward the show will be called E4

>trips
dude why?

i hope that E3 has video games

Granted
All the girls are now 3D uncanny monstrosities

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I wish Wild Arms came back but as a console entry and not a mobile game.

Animal Crossing will be a good game with many
new features and more varied personalities for villagers

they cut off the mechs

Granted, it's a mobile gacha game. The artwork is done by the same guy who did Gundam SEED.

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=17&v=lRxKHC7AlHc

I want half-life 3 to be officially abandoned.

ok but you spend the rest of your life thinking of what could have been

Final Fantasy VIX is announced, and has been in development for 3 years already.

it literally blows my mind that people still choose to play fighting games on console. the input lag is absurd

pc is by FAR superior

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Ea conference is tomorrow idiot

Granted, half life: rebirth is announced but the release date is TBD.

reddit hasn't thought rage faces were cool for years you dweeb.

do they fuck or what?

>Ea conference is tomorrow
everyone keeps saying this like people will actually be excited for the announced games.

dunno, never found sauce to that

Holy shit Steven Crowder confirmed for Smash! Libtards eternally BTFO

yeah but even if they don't like it then what does that say about you?

I want to see gameplay for Bayonetta 3.

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That's literally what's happening right now dipshit, except we have no closure.

3DS exclusive

Dull monotone youtuber who's jokes are poopoo and pee pee swear words.

that you're easily tricked into wasting time

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Vergil DLC for DMCV.

>those hips

I wish GameFreak made competent Pokémon games again.

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I will NOT use the monkey paw to see Rayman show up this E3!

>again
Your wish can't be granted.
There has never been a competent pokemon game.

The only available languages are French and Nigger

:(

Since i don't want my game wishes ruined (Resident Evil 3: Remake, something Ninja Gaiden), i wish Nintendo goes bankrupt. I don't hate Nintendo that much, but i gotta use that paw.

Redfall is coming sooner than people think. Late 2020, and Starfield is coming in time for this Christmas. I'm drunk and can't be caught anyway. Screencap and thank me later.

Fur Fighters remaster

Granted

It's another Kanto remake

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That's OK, since only then Pokemon was good. It's the first gen, right?

Literally G tier playing him
Playing him will you get shit on even if your opponent isn’t even touching the controller

It has all your favorite games and then some but you can’t afford the system they’re all exclusive on

I wish for FeMC in P5R!

Nigger it's in the fucking file.
>Mylfed.19.06.02.Summer.Hart.And.Alexa.Nova.XXX.1080p.HEVC.x265

Granted
It losing a lot of the soul and the OG animal crossing audience has jumped ship to Splatoon
The new audience just wants to steal your flowers, destroy your town and drop 800 tons of garbage everywhere

I wish for the avengers project game to be good

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I'm kinda excited for the new Star Wars game

Granted
It’s only for 12 seconds and 8 of those 12 seconds is spent reconnecting controller

It is, but you're wrong

I would grant your wish but the ghost of Iwata told me to tell you to: Fuck off.

I wish everyone who posted before me had their wishes granted with no downsides whatsoever which cannot be negated by anyone posting after me

Granted but it's an avengers game.

>a new soul reaver
But Raziel is just inside the sword now

Granted but they all die in their sleep at the end of e3.

Sneed for Smash Bros.

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I wish for a true Crash Bandicoot 4, containing no references to games from wrath of cortex onward, a game as good as the original trilogy.

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Granted but they only die in a dream, not real life.

Fuck off retard.

Granted but sneed is an assist trophy and chuck is the fighter.

I wish for a new Switch F-zero!

Granted!
It’s amazing everyone loves it but all of your systems that can play it go to shit.
Buying a new PC or console doesn’t help, you’re controller always disconnect there’s a straight up act of god keeping you from playing this game.
However literally everyone else has no problem playing it and tell you all about how this game is Beyond a masterpiece

Granted
But you had your fingers crossed now everyone gets their paw effect but worse

Granted
30 FPS and sloppily ported F-zero GameCube by some 3rd world gooks

I'm OK with that if it is priced appropriately for its short length.

Thats pretty fucking harsh even for the monkey paw

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I want the new Switch model to come out so I can get the OG model for $200.

New games are only playable on the NEW Switch because of advanced hardware

i really hope the next nier is longer.
and not just muh graphics

New Tenchu game

It's Sekiro 2

I wish for Half-Life 3 to be made by EA.

I want an announcement for XCOM 3, in which it is shown you can take up to 20 troops on missions.

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Conker’s Bad Fur Day sequel. An actually decent one. Not Conker’s Nuts and Bolts, not a mobile game, not some fucking Project Spark Young Conker bullshit. An actually good game on par with the original. No micro transactions or online only crap either.

It’s being made by Ubisoft

Granted, pods now have 20 aliens minimum.

i wish for a megaman battlenetwork collection

Apparently someone already used it to give us 48 hour days. What bullshit are we going to have to put up with because of that?

Golden Sun 4, I don't care about the consequences!

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gimme a highly moddable godzilla unleashed remake.

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I wish Blizzard would make a Battlefield like fps game based on the Starcraft Universe.

Granted, but it's a Switch Exclusive and is a spiritual successor to Boktai. The game can only be played in sunlight and is specifically designed to not be used in UV or any other artificial light.

Nintendo announces a line of AO visual novels for the Switch.

I need The Darkness 3, I don't even care anymore

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Granted its only on mobile and its heavy p2w

Leaked btw

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I want Ape Escape, too, but... you know the rules.

It's Ape Escape PLAYSTATION VR EDITION (just like the shitty move one)

I wish for a Final Fantasy Tactics remake!

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I wish for a new good, non-spinoff paper mario

Granted. The story, graphics and characters are at least 8/10, but the gameplay is a copy-paste of Sticker Star.

And for some reason, I don't care about E3 except for anything 2077 related.

I'll take it at this point

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Where's the bad part

What are the chances of a Zombies Ate My Neighbors remake?

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Granted, but it's exclusive to Switch online premium subscribers.

I think you severely underestimate how much the average 4chinner would hate having to sit in the sun. Monkey paw poster should have added there's no "charge tank" function and the game can only be played while you're actively in sunlight.

Granted
gets released exclusively for wii-u

granted
it's a 3rd person over the shoulder shoot

Congrats! But now it's sold full price, with half of the story being left up for DLC. There's no combat, it's now a telltale-esque game with only two options which do nothing with even shittier writing, worse characters, worse music, and an unsatisfying ending which leads to another cliffhanger.

But hey! They got CC2 to do it!

RHYTHM HEAVEN RHYTHM HEAVEN
I wish for Rhythm Heaven content

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I don't care about P5R, this is what I really want ported Atlus. C'mon.

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I wish for Half-Life Opposing Force 2

wish that every game shown in E3 will be shit

Granted, but its mobile only

With two lives recharge a day, all extra lives are microtransactions.

Sora is revealed as the next playable fighter in Smash Ultimate's Fighter Pass.

Granted but you aren't playing as Adrian, just some combine traitor. And the X only appear in one level to fight the combine or don't appear at all, leaving the question of how they fit in unanswered forever

It's Sora from Digimon.

the wish says it releases globally, to critical acclaim, fan adoration, and high sales - so it has to at least be released and have fulfilled those metrics ;)

game is bugged and has input lag

I wish for monster energy zero ultra

I wish for Fromsoft to announce even more soulsborne shit

>2 days away
I thought it wasn't until the 11th

Its 38 hours away.

I want a new F-Zero game for Switch that runs consistently at 60 fps

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That's a devil's hand you BUFFOON

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Thank you Taro, I am now free to do better things in life.

A Touhou fightan game similar to UNIST with all of the characters from Hisoutensoku + ACOF, and other fan favorites.

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I know how to beat you, monkey paw.
I wish for a remake and news of a sequel for the game sacrifice.

Your laugh becomes so genuine it’s annoying to everyone around you. Upside is you can fake being alive even if you’re utterly dead inside from being ostracized

Skate 4. i unironically like their trick system more than tony hawks and because EA made it, it was unintentionally just as wacky.

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Ubisoft makes a rhythm game that isn't Just Dance

You can only rhythm with your penis

BLOODBORNE 2

it's a good phone port bogged down by microtransactions. every time you fall off your skateboard it snaps and you have to buy tape to fix it.

Would still disappoint me less then XC2.

so, a glorified HMV viewer? I'd buy it

I wish for a new Dead Rising, on PC/PS4/Xbone, made by an internal Japanese Capcom team, and, AND I don't want any zombie Franks, I don't want to turn into a zombie myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises. You got it?

Wish granted. [The game fucking sucks and completely disgraces FromSoft's name and trust in fans as a brand.]

I just want as many great Japanese games ported to the switch as possible so I can have everything I want contained in this one system.

And this is a great start to my e3.

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Done.
Japan only, no subtitles.

Granted, B team
Granted, is a new 0 caffeine blend
Granted, 10 frame input delay and capped 480p

Why yes, I would like a new Thief game helmed by the original devs, and a traditional Paper Mario game for the Switch.

A new Max Payne game would be fine as well.

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I wish I would get Dishonored 3 and Prey 2!

I wish Microsoft to announce that they bought Platinum Games