E3 in TWO DAYS. REV UP THOSE REPORT CARDS
E3 in TWO DAYS. REV UP THOSE REPORT CARDS
Samuel Turner
Logan Scott
for devolver, just refer to pcgaming show
Caleb Reed
Lucas Myers
Josiah Carter
template please
Nicholas Cook
for what it's worth, some of the games at Devolver are alright, the conference itself can be mildly entertaining to cringe depending on your tastes
Sebastian Torres
Easton Butler
OP literally has a template with Devolver column
Anthony Rogers
I don't like OPs because the casual font reminds me of Nintendo and I want to feel like an adult while filling out my epic hopes and wants for video games
Kayden Edwards
here you go bastard
Isaac Evans
miss EA
Brandon Ward
It's a real damn shame that it's unanimous the PC show is tied with Ubisoft as worst show at E3 not including EA
Dominic Price
Bump
Asher Torres
I don't
Jacob Torres
Luke Baker
I JUST WANT A FUCKING APOLOGY TODD
Brayden Anderson
>"I don't understand how you came to the conclusion I said that"
alright not at that scope but if he brings it up, the stage will become a public Todd lynching show
Ryder Reed
I'm willing to bet this is going to be the best E3 in a long time
Robert Ortiz
Ayden Butler
Cameron Sullivan
where's sony
Jayden Carter
Anyone else hyped for the EGS exclusive shitstorm during the PC Gaming Show?
Isaac Cruz
I am
The tears and salt will be glorious
Evan Robinson
they wont even show up at E3 this year, literal pullout. No presentation, no show, nothing.
>Bannerlord
I wish
Luis Gray
I'll do my part criticizing the people who wants to ruin pc gaming. Because unlike you, I love videogames
Hunter Reed
The Bethesda conference is gonna be a treat for all the wrong reasons.
Jack Cooper
now that I know TESVI and Starfield won't be at Bethesda's presentation, is there anything worth caring about there
Brandon Perry
>Todd Howard FUCKING DIES on stage
Carson James
But if Todd dies, that shitstain of a human Pete will take over
Justin Ramirez
>Pete dies grinning so hard his head splits in two
there, better?
James Cox
Jack Rivera
Jose Baker
>TESVI and Starfield won't be at Bethesda's presentation
Well there goes my report card.
How don't you know what you want out of a conference?
>Conker
>Rayman
I concur with those Hopes
Angel Cook
Can anyone post that global timetable please/
John Jenkins
Why are hopes and expectations two different things?
Carson Phillips
It's Banjo-Kazooie time NIGGAS
Levi Lee
IT'S GO TIME LADS.
Luis Brooks
You're getting your final mix trailer this saturday
Brandon Thomas
>I HOPE that I get hit by a car when I walk across the street.
>I EXPECT that there will be no cars and this pain will continue.
Cooper Jones
Is there any good template whit ALL conferences? The one whit the EA "Expansion Pack" type row make it really ugly. And is the others is missing.
Brayden Jones
What's even there to care about besides the Limited Run show?
John Mitchell
Noah Gutierrez
There are two different PC shows?
ah, an intellectual
Asher Scott
why bother, are they even doing a show this year?
Brandon Turner
David King
based
Mason Reed
Angel Barnes
> ruin
more like save PC gaming
Aaron Price
>Hopes
optimistic
>Expectations
pessimistic
Charles Jenkins
Levi Diaz
honestly no matter what happens, someone will seethe
Mason Watson
I 100% forgot that there's going to be a new Battletoads. Fuck.
Austin Hall
I'm guessing Bethesda is going to be 45 minutes of them backpedaling and 15 minutes of Doom as an apology.
Cooper Moore
Carson Wright
Benjamin Richardson
So did theateranon ever make another thread?
Wyatt Jones
Tyler Gonzalez
does someone have a progress pic on that?
Noah Carter
post bingos too
Grayson Perry
This was the last update I believe, he said he was taking a break in the last thread and to look out for another one later tonight so expect him to post something then
Joseph Morales
I guess I don't really like video games anymore. Oh well.
Mason Gomez
meh
Dominic Jackson
based
Robert Myers
Wyatt White
Anyone got bingo card templates?
Alexander Cook
Adam Thompson
I am a simple man.
Elijah Morales
Thank you
Liam Russell
Dylan Ramirez
So is the Direct going to be hosted by Bowser, or Trinen?
Joshua Parker
very cool
Samuel Rodriguez
Carter Ramirez
>Devolver and Ninty are the only ones which I even mildly respect anymore
>Devolver doesn't remotely give a fuck about E3 and it's a 50/50 chance if Ninty even has anything beyond Luigi Mansion 3 and more ports
I don't know why I even still bother.
Thomas Lee
Brody Jackson
Bowser will probably make some sort of appearance since he has to follow Reggie's footsteps. Even if he doesn't end up mematic, that level of communication is practically mandatory at this point.
Adrian Torres
You forgot the EA stream tomorrow.
Daniel Baker
retard
Adrian Gutierrez
THQ Man, we already know destroy all humans is back and at E3 this year, all that's left is Timesplitters and the boys are back home
Chase Ward
You're the retard.
Anthony Ward
double retard
Austin Young
the autism user
Liam Nguyen
Xbox will end up showing better PC games than the PC gaming show
Ian Peterson
EA said they aren't having a big conference and honestly even if they were they are a bland nonentity that almost consistently have nothing to show. It's baffling they were even allowed to have "big conference" and they only reason they invested such a conference is for a marketing ploy to make them seem more important then they really are.
Looks neat but I don't have a PS4 and didn't grow up with the series. I will probably get it once the PS5 comes out.
Josiah Howard
The sad part is that this is probably going to be true.
Jose Campbell
They are having a direct style live stream, you retard. Why not put them in? Fucking moron.
Grayson Jones
>MGS1 remake
>on the bone/PC
Is this delusion
Mason Roberts
>Unironically expecting nintendo to fulfill your expectations
Samuel Kelly
Of course it will. The PC gaming show will be all indie shit that the casual PC mustards gobble up.
Robert Young
its on all platforms but switch
Charles Cox
Elijah Cox
Mason Lopez
thanks mate, saved
Brayden Jones
>all these people hyped for nintendo
does Yea Forums still like them?
Tyler Wright
They still have games to make, I haven't lost complete faith in them yet
Wyatt Smith
William Gray
Carter Clark
Wyatt White
I just want Animal Crossing already.
David Ortiz
Got the template for this one?
Ayden Rivera
you are one lucky bastard that I managed to find it
Cameron Baker
Much appreciated senpai.
Jose Wright
Cameron Hughes
based af
Nathan Watson
Writing this down made me realize things might turn out alright. But they probably won't
Adam Parker
So, who is and isn't going to be at e3 this year?
Attending:
>Xbox
>Bethesda
>Ubisoft
>Square enix
>Nintendo
>PC gaming show
Not attending:
>EA
>Sony
>Devolver(?)
Am I wrong about or missing anything?
Sebastian Wright
Devolver is attending, everything else correct
Anthony Wilson
>two
Its 4 retard, it starts on the 11th.
Connor Brown
Why isn't anyone including the Simpsons on their things?
Aaron Ramirez
I should probably edit this due to the shit already leaked but fuck that
Hopefully MS has something good to show aside from Bamco titles
Carson Ramirez
Who the fuck even cares about the Simpsons anymore other than literal spics?
Josiah Gutierrez
Alright. Thanks.
Carson Barnes
Is there a official E3 streaming site this year?
Aaron Perez
pretty sure they wont show anything until after the last press release on the 11th
Ryder Ramirez
baste and supplemented
Juan Lopez
I don't know anything about Animal Crossing except that you run around some town rotating on a giant cylinder.
Tyler Fisher
who are you quoting?
Gabriel Hughes
Why does ubisoft still insist on putting out Just dance games when no one cares anymore
Jayden Rogers
Am I just a bit more optimistic than usual? Don't see how this E3 won't turn out well overall really, at least compared to the last 3 years.
Ayden Johnson
You would be surprised on the amount of money they make of that series. It still sells on the Wii for example.
Hunter Martinez
Noah Wood
Kayden Lee
I'm surprised by the amount of hype Yea Forums has for Microsoft's conference.
David Rodriguez
That's where all the third party shit is my dude
Alexander Wilson
I mean with Sony not being here, pretty much all of the third parties are going to be
Mason Morgan
Last year was a high point for them
Brandon Phillips
This is going to be a very meh year
Julian Carter
schedule please
Jonathan Brown
GENTLEMEN.
WHO AMONG YOU IS READY?
FOR
AGE
OF
EMPIRES
MOTHERFUCKING
FOUR!?!?!
CALLING IT RIGHT NOW IT’S A MULTI-AGE GAME LIKE EMPIRE EARTH
Or it could be WWI.
Daniel Powell
When is the State of Play?
Sony's doing their own show on the side, right? when the fuck is it?
Jacob Mitchell
Not expecting much...
...which makes it easier to exceed my expectations.
Ayden Richardson
>phil spencer gets on stage at start of xbox conference
>"here at xbox, we believe in everyone should be allowed to enjoy games on their preferred platform, and with some companies moving towards dividing a platform. So that's why we at xbox would like to show you some new games for all platforms, wether on xbox, playstation, switch, and PC"
>yfw
Isaiah Diaz
Brandon Morales
Bump
Brandon Phillips
not this month, they bailed to "focus on PS5". Honestly I would have left E3 for good after last year's as well
Michael Collins
Jesus christ.
Yeah, I wasnt expecting much but they seem to be doing even worse than I thought
John Jackson
>start work exactly at June 9
Ayden Rivera
Isnt EA tomorrow?
Nathan Martin
Isn't it missing AMD and Nvidia?
Matthew Williams
Get a phone and watch it at work?
Ian Hernandez
I hope square and enix split. That would make this e3 worth it.
James Edwards
inb4 some inane garbage about me being a "seething snoyfag" or something to that effect
Cameron Clark
What's the point of filling a report card out if you're not going to care about E3
Joshua Perry
you spent at least 5 minutes on this, why bother?
Logan Rivera
what's missing?
Andrew Diaz
Caleb Walker
Jaxson Evans
shit I usually sleep at around noon on Sundays, this is really going to fuck my sleep schedule
Xavier Hernandez
heres mine
Easton Gray
Luke Jackson
>bethdrone still having hope
>expects starfield and es6 to be there after they were confirmed never ever
>max hype
Chase Moore
i really, really like skyrim
>bethdrone
i only care about the elder scrolls games. i dont really think fallout is that fun
Chase Hill
Liam Lewis
Just take it
Gabriel Ward
I only have the one card
Grayson Garcia
Chucklefuck already said there'll be no Witchbrooke at E3, they'll be talking about a game they publish instead.
Cameron Martin
Because you don't watch E3 for the games, newfag.
Isaiah Diaz
Because those are my honest thoughts. What, are only irrationally optimistic fools allowed to fill these out?
Nicholas Lee
TIENANMEN SQUARE !
Gabriel Ortiz
I just want Valkyrie Profile 3. The rest of the show can be a straight dumpster fire for all I care.
Camden Foster
Adrian Rivera
Wish we had EA and Sony to laugh at. Looks like the PC Gaming Show will be this year's punching bag.
Mason Russell
>Thinking it won't be MS after the Bleeding Edge leak
Noah King
what the fuck is ninja theories problem
Evan Richardson
Angel Cruz
You cannot dispute this.
Evan Gray
>"HON HON HON, I SPEAK ZE ENGLISH"
well shit you're right
Ian Morgan
Ryan Roberts
Did you not do the hype meters or what?
Grayson Russell
I did them, light green. The paintbucket didn't do the whole thing though and I didn't care enough to clean the edges.
Jaxson Peterson
It's just that the hype meter doesn't really correspond with what you've written.
E.g.
>"none of that and it's recapping the titles shown last year plus a dozen hours of smash garbage. I do expect at least one or two games I'll like though."
>hype meter full
????
Easton Howard
I'm really just hoping to get a next bone announcment .But it seems like everyones abandoned the idea of it,which would suck if they did.
>create a bigger venue with pseudo hollywood stars with xbox related stuff
>don't announce a successor for your console
Lost opportunity to capitalize on sonys absence desu
Grayson Stewart
user, my friend pedro already has a release date for this month
Benjamin Diaz
Tried my best not to swear (the "f" in "idfk" stands for "flippin'")
Luis Cooper
Broke out photoshop this year for maximum effort
Evan Sullivan
How likely is it that Gamestop stocks either rises or drops even further after Battletoads is shown?
Angel Murphy
They'll keep plummeting.
Julian Gray
>user, my friend pedro already has a release date for this month
ah~
Wyatt Brown
It's proportionally based. I don't really have much of a stake in the others since like it says, I mostly just play single player games on PC and I don't really care about the others. Nintendo is the only one I really play as far as consoles go but I haven't really taken much interest in the Switch yet.
So it's
>Xbox I don't have but they usually come to PC and last year had a surprisingly wide amount of new game announcements, but this is counterbalanced by me not really playing any of them. +7 points for being a good lineup, -4 points for the execution post-E3.
>Bethesda is Todd memes and I don't care about ES. 1 point by default.
>Devolver always puts on the stage play which is nice, but announces very little. +6 points for the play, -2 for the rest.
>PC I use, but it's always esports shit so instant 1, would be 0 if not for the small chance the things I mentioned could be talked about somewhere.
>Ubisoft is just shit but in a way that is fun to laugh at with Yea Forums
>SQE, I like JRPGs so +8, I don't like what they're offering right now and I don't expect anything other than FF7 remake stuff so -4
>Nintendo, I'm a biased piece of shit and a huge majority of the games I enjoyed in the past years were on 3DS, so I'm hoping that there's something I want in there. It's a 10 merely because there's almost a guarantee that one of those things will be something I like, even if the rest is crud, and for the Treehouse threads after the main presentation because I enjoy the threads for those a lot. Not really a 10 now that I think about it but eh, fuck it, moderate optimism is better than the pessimism I have for the rest of it.
Aiden Perry
my card is literally the best
Joshua Cooper
What website can I use to show what was revealed at e3?
Kevin Gomez
>>
Sebastian Wood
Huh, I didn't know that https:// boards 4channel org/v/ would get parsed into a double >
Gavin Baker