Quest updated: put troll in bag

>quest updated: put troll in bag

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>quest resolution: put trollgirl on penis

>tfw the vocaroo file expired

Go whence I came

>kill jester

Mmm Barry's red cola

>dabs completed: 0/200

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You go whence you came. There are exits to your north, south, and west.

put east in bag

lmao

You put the East in your bag. You are now the Bagperor of the East.

Get winged sandals

got you senpai
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As you go to put the east in your bag, you notice you still have a bottle of delicious Barry’s Red Cola. What would you like to do?

wait fuck wrong one and the audio is all quiet now from saving it off vocaroo
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conjure glass to drink the delicious, refreshing Barry's Red Cola

I sure am thirsty for some Barry's Red Cola™

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You sit down and take a sip of the Barry’s Red Cola. As you savor the flavor, you notice a troll, obviously attracted by the delicious aroma of Barry’s Red Cola. What would you like to do?

BASED

atttempt diplomacy. offer cola

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kino

>atttempt diplomacy. offer cola
You fool, why would sacrifice Barry's Red Cola? No price is too great.

The troll, of course, accepts your offering of Barry!s Red Cola. However, you unfortunately did not purchase the six pack of Barry’s Red Cola, and the troll’s thirst is great. If you do not act soon, the troll will drink your last drop of Barry’s Red Cola. What do you do?

buy cola

Are these staged?

> glug
> glug
> glug
> glug
> glug
>ahhhh

yes

Let's get this party started, niggers

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>She is downstairs

distract troll to attempt bonking his head with my last full bottle of barry's red cola

Good, I felt bad for the host.

open sarcophagus

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You are broke traveler, you cannot buy more Barry’s Red Cola

You have no more bottles of Barry’s Red Cola traveler.

Put troll in hole

challenge troll to battle of wits

Its barr's not barry's you fucking retards

no its not retard nigger
literally says "barries" in the donation list

It's a BBC production. They can't use real brand names.

Offer the troll a trip to Yoker

Purchase a pack of Barry's Red Cola™ at a supermarket near me and share a bottle of Barry's Red Cola™ with the troll.

The troll asks “what happened to the player that tried to farm in the nether?”