>So here's my pitch: It's The Expendables except it's for FPS heroes.
So here's my pitch: It's The Expendables except it's for FPS heroes
Jaxon Hall
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Samuel Gutierrez
Samsara is like this but it hasn't been updated in years and probably doesn't work on newest gzdoom
Nathan Hall
this is actually so brilliant I don't even know what to say
Bentley Clark
FPS broforce huh
Jose Anderson
I'm getting the team back together for one last job
Noah Jones
Count me in
Justin Sanchez
..
Julian Cooper
Long time no see boys
Elijah Wright
Reporting for duty.
Bentley Green
The nice thing is that most of the dialogue is really easy to write.
Aiden Price
Sorry, no Commies allowed.
Jackson Hill
>FPS hero
Evan Rodriguez
>FPS heroes
roastie get our REEEEEEEEE
Angel Powell
DAMN
Carson Cox
Announce the character or I'll follow you home and kill your dog
Henry Hernandez
rook rike you need some wang
Aiden Gutierrez
...
Jason Brown
This shit would actually be so cash wtf
Thomas Clark
I. AM. TUROK.
Julian Evans
You know what they say, breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
Easton Collins
based
Christopher Allen
Things are about to get delicious.
Jonathan Campbell
hey guys sorry i'm late
Michael Miller
hey g-guys can I join?
Aaron Martinez
Christian Jenkins
Sorry, this is an exclusive club for vintage members only, however I am willing to give you a chance
Alexander Turner
Sneed feed'em (formerly chuck fuck'em)
Matthew Parker
Elijah Rogers
I AM ALSO TUROK
Parker Mitchell
Nathaniel Cox
>not psycho
Ryan King
I'm doesn't of afraid of enytihng and kill ayylmaos
Henry Thompson
HMMM
HMMM
HMMM
Hunter Perez
Insanely based
Oliver Sanchez
Hey there fellers, would y'all happen to know where the trump rally is at?
John Flores
Josiah Green
Who are you quoting?
Zachary Ross
Man, I legitimately want a Redneck Rampage reboot. Those games were fun as hell.
Isaiah Jones
IM GONNA MAKE YOU MY BITCH
Nolan Cook
What is the definitive cast, Yea Forums?
>Gordon Freeman
>Doomguy
>Ranger
>Duke Nukem
>John Halo
Aaron Scott
shoah, i suppose, why not
Samuel Wood
Finally, after all these years
Benjamin Morris
It's always doomslayer this or doomguy that, but doom 3 marine got shit done.
Luis Sanchez
Halo isn't even in the same decade as the classics.
Aiden Martin
absolutely based
Also kind of funny that if you dig back far enough there's actually a pretty large character/personality variety that could carry a movie, despite FPS games being constantly labeled as a genre where the protagonist is always a boring military buzzcut white guy.
Luis Mitchell
>Hey mute where did you learn shoot like that
>*UNF insinuating a vast knowledge of military training and practice*
Isaac Price
should it be doomguy- duke- Caleb and penis jokes?
Carson Howard
who gives a shit
Nolan Carter
It doesn't need to be classics, only iconic.
Luke Gomez
It's called Samsara.
Jonathan Hughes
Chexmind also based
David Bailey
UNATCO?
Logan Fisher
Starring Brendan Fraser as _____
Camden Foster
Everyone. co-starring Liz Hurley as Cate Archer.
Angel Roberts
and whats the plot?
occult nazis have created a demon/human/pigman hybrid and opened a portal to hell inside a stripclub located in a dinosaur reservation on mars?
Carter Campbell
>Samsara is like this but it hasn't been updated in years and probably doesn't work on newest gzdoom
there's that world tour version but even then kinsie dropped it unless there's a way to unfuck the duke pistol code
Samuel Wright
Colonel Boomer, he puts the team together for one last mission.
Noah Davis
>no Prisoner 849
bit of a sausage fest, don't you think?
Andrew Cox
I never fit retirement anyway... Let’s do this.
Brandon Walker
Everyone ITT. If they can't get licensing sorted out then fuck off with this shit.
Everyone but Lara Croft because that user is a fucking idiot.
Jordan Wright
I feel like Duke and the Redneck Rampage guys would get along great.
Samuel Taylor
Some sort of threat that the new modern characters can't handle, so they have to thaw out the old heroes that were in cryo-stasis or something
Austin Thomas
Yes. Also aliens are involved somehow.
Joseph Peterson
>Some sort of threat that the new modern characters can't handle, so they have to thaw out the old heroes that were in cryo-stasis or something
so occult nazis have created a demon/human/pigman hybrid and opened a portal to hell inside a stripclub located in a dinosaur reservation on mars?
Robert Bell
Lara deserves an honorary appearance
Jack Robinson
I hear you guys need a planet blow'd up.
Luke Martinez
>virgin Daedolon vs chad Baratus
Jaxson Bailey
You're a dumb fuck.
Aaron Brown
>Google samsara
>Indie puzzle platformer
What the fuck is this shilling?
Jose Wright
A shortage of sѹ?
Wyatt Scott
and break the theme of the game? No way. Find another tit slut that actually starred in an FPS and use her
Kayden Adams
With alien demons.
Nathaniel Harris
No, she doesn't. Cate Archer is in though.
David Howard
Yes.
Jayden Adams
Yeah, in my bedroom.
Brandon Clark
>everytime gordon open his mouth to speak something explodes or invades interrupting him
Michael Allen
But that's the plot for Dino Crisis 3.
Adrian Gonzalez
Hey Duke, remember me?
Jack Gray
>We'll never see an overweight balding Duke drinking alone in his trashed Vegas suite, mumbling about the good old days to some decrepit hooker
Jeremiah Stewart
Her game isn't even out yet, and the other one wasn't a FPS.
Charles Campbell
Samsara is also a huge doom wad that combines around 25 different fps characters into one super mod you fucking donkey
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Henry Fisher
Cool idea. If only getting the rights to all the names you'd want to see in the game wouldn't be next to impossible.
Henry Lopez
Cooper Scott
reporting for duty
Jace Roberts
Excessive Monster Ultra product placement in every scene could pay for some of it
Elijah Mitchell
IIRC the guy behind Samsara dropped it because he felt they should be more class-based and have characters with specific focuses instead of just using their games' arsenal. I'm about 50/50 on that. Makes sense but most people were just in it for the crossover.
Angel Rivera
Balls
Balls
Balls
Balls
Jonathan Lee
You already reported for duty ya dimwit.
Wyatt Richardson
Parker Reyes
Get off vent
Jaxson Russell
You're going to need the help of a balanced, nutritious breakfast if you want to survive.
John Wright
Each character gets one multiplayer map from their game added to the multiplayer mode. Which do you choose? Crossfire for Half-Life obviously.
Christopher Cruz
>soulless iw version
Dominic Morris
>implying a game like this WOULDNT have a taunt/one-liner/go fuck yourself button
Dylan Hughes
Is there even one besides Gina from Unreal?
Wyatt Sanders
yeh
Ryder Flores
So, one-a-last hunt..
Ian Hughes
What's the goto Duke MP map? I wasn't into the online scene when 3D was new, sadly.
Caleb Thomas
Hey guys, what's going on ITT?
Carson Robinson
Hollywood Holocaust
Ayden Sanchez
>Add Psycho
>Now we have a Jason Statham
Wyatt Gray
duke burger
Robert Cruz
Q1DM4, of course. FUCK DM6.
Jordan Williams
Entire movie takes place in de_dust2
Austin Martin
This'll be a bitch to license, but my boy Frosty. Bring along Alien and Pred too.
Aaron Phillips
Stadium from N64 port
Christian Jackson
Time to split!
Tyler Cox
Some reinforcement from TPS PSOne team.
David Perry
This.
>Dukebots on Stadium
Easton Nguyen
don't you have more aliens to kill? you never even saved leela you piece of shit
James Long
Did they ever use time shenanigans to bring back Hart? They should have.
Samuel Gomez
Ayden Wood
BLOW IT OUT YOUR BALLS
Levi Perez
Map01 from Doom 2
Jason Garcia
I thought you'd learn your lesson after Lara got kicked out
Ryder Wright
>nu-Doomguy
Joshua Campbell
Dwango5 map01?
Charles Ortiz
Demons from Hell have started pulling in new forces with the surprise resurrection of Tchernobog and Shub Niggurath, and making deals with those Alien Bastards. The combined expeirence of our favorite FPS heroes is all that stands in the way of total destruction of our planet.
Ryder Myers
>explosive shotgun
Benjamin Bell
I really, really like this picture.
David Long
Needs Goldeneye Bond
Gabriel Cruz
b-b-but gggshilllives said it's bad! why do you like this, user?!?
Matthew Mitchell
>Caleb & Duskdude defuse the entire situation by themselves
Blake Ortiz
This
Lucas James
I like it too
Jackson Morales
This is actually fucking amazing. I'm in.
Evan Carter
The company wasn't alive anymore to give him a paid trip to quakecon.
Luke Edwards
Fuck off, Oshry.
Josiah Walker
Alright if I bring the family along?
Angel Brown
A female FPS hero you mean?
Ethan Parker
You missed him
Elijah Johnson
count me in
Grayson James
I thought I was the only one who had played this shit.
Thomas Anderson
Is there room for the only good elf in vidya?
Isaiah Rodriguez
Kyyyyle Kataaaaaarrrn!
Asher Russell
That sounds lame. Duke would be the kind of guy who ages like wine.
Parker Martin
Hell yeah
Hudson Miller
Who's this Freeman guy anyway?
John Hernandez
Me too! Save it, it's all yours my friend :)
Camden Hall
Nice smug.
Kayden Adams
Yeah, turns to vinegar.
Gavin Sanchez
that and he also talked about how he wanted some faithfull stuff at the cost of terrible code or dropping some ideas and how most addons made by anyone else led to people complaining they didn't work all the time
Jose Jenkins
Hey guys I heard about this cool project so I thought I'd just insert myself into the script because I'm still the rockstar everyone loves haha
Isaiah Butler
who?
Jaxson Gonzalez
Where the fuck is superfly
Jace Long
>tfw John Carmack tried breaking into a school to steal an Apple II computer
Julian Hill
God I wish I was his hair.
Jordan Gonzalez
>tried
he actually did it, and he used termite.
Jonathan Sanders
I can't leave my buddy Superfly
Levi Campbell
No, everyone works together. It's a team effort
Gabriel Gonzalez
If he wasn't a video game developer he'd probably be a legitimate Evil Genius.
Carson Howard
Honey i think its time to show to out kid, how to get shit done
Dominic Smith
Didn't he fail because of one of his friends being a total ass or something?
Carter White
They're only called that because of the generic trash we had shoved down our throats starting around like, 09 to 2014. Older FPS characters like the Build games, JC Denton, Serious Sam, and so on all had personality however.
Jace Rivera
If he used a termite then he wood have been caught.
Logan King
Tyler Miller
>tfw copyright clusterfuck between Disney, Warner, and Activision
Luke Gomez
>ywn be a 6'0 manlet with an amazonian gf
It hurts.
Zachary Howard
Could Max Payne get in or do you have to be fps, not tps?
Noah Jones
Have Chex
Henry Thomas
>Zoomernigger
its the same person, and Eternal confirms that
Owen Williams
>Hitler has teamed up with Satan and aliens to create a device that prevents health/shield regeneration
>all the modern heroes fall, because they didn’t grasp what medkits are for, they don’t have enough weapons and they’re too slow to catch their enemies
>all the classic heroes have to get the job done
Christopher Robinson
>"Heavy is... not how you say. "Hero."
>But Heavy knows how to shoot gun.
>Heavy can do this for you."
James Williams
Based God Carmack
Juan Perry
This image evokes so much win that idk what to say it.
Ian Allen
He ascended to a higher plane and became god.
Anthony Russell
Add
>Caleb
>LoWang
>BJ Blozkowicz
Elijah Diaz
Fuck me, that actually sounds good. Brb, setting up an interview with Activision.
Levi Turner
Hah oh shit, I like this idea. It would be tongue-in-cheek fps humor.
Joseph Kelly
damn, cleric is op
Ryder Scott
Leela is for brainlets, rampant ai’s all the way.
Ryder Green
>Dukes had a hard life
>lives in a trailer in the middle of some las vegas desert
>lost his fortune in multiple sexual harassment suits (since it's the CURRENT YEAR) despite saving the world
>has faded into obscurity
>has to watch up and comers like faceless CoD and Battlefield heroes get all the credit
>suddenly an ANCIENT EVIL AWAKENS
>3rd person shooter characters, tired of being marginalized, have banded together to take out all the 1st person shooter characters, thus making it easy for them to take over the world
>all of the new heroes are no match for the old school 3rd person characters since they can see around corners/walls
>only Duke knows how to stop them
>has to reach out to his old pals like Blazkowicz, a retired army vet who's seen some shit, and Freeman, who's gone full Emmett Brown
>"I'm putting together a team"
Dylan Johnson
Corporeal Who?
Mason Murphy
Version exclusives:
>Gordon Freeman
>Master Chief
>Killzone guy
>James Bond
Which would you get?
Landon Gomez
>have Chex
kek
Landon Cox
I'd take either Heavy or Soldier.
Wyatt Bailey
this series needs a reboot
Robert Barnes
I guess Gordon because why the fuck would I play an FPS on anything but PC?
Jayden Williams
he's in
Juan Sullivan
Indeed.
Ayden Williams
>Duke is homeless, living in a cardboard box in an alleyway shadowed by what used to be Duke Tower.
>Aliens, demons, and monsters are attacking the city. Chaos is everywhere but Duke just ignores it all and takes another drink.
>A group of shadowy figures approach Duke. Camera pans to show various FPS heros like Serious Sam, Lo-Wang, and Ranger.
>Sam: "Come on Duke. It's time to get serious. The world needs you again!"
>Duke: "Oh blow it up your ass Sam. This atomic bomb's all spent. The world doesn't want me anymore, not with how they've treated me."
>Wang: "That's not what the Duke I know would say. 'Always bet on Duke,' right?"
>Ranger: "HUUH" he says as he hands Duke a pistol.
>Duke smiles and grabs the pistol.
Lincoln Parker
John Romero is going to make you his bitch, so you have to back in time and kill him before he makes Diakatana.
Levi Brown
>FPS
Fuck outta here, cunt.
Gabriel Gray
John Romero becomes God and everyone has to band together to stop him.
Jeremiah Murphy
More like he becomes the devil again
Juan Morales
But most FPS nowadays have a medkit button
Evan Edwards
did anyone propose to make it?
You could probably put together a demo if you get some anons from Yea Forums, /vr/ and /agdg/ to form a dev team
Jeremiah Fisher
that's just the BFG right?
David Turner
Wraithverge. It sends a swarm of ghosts to rip and tear through enemies before they dissipate. They also phase through walls.
Eli Nguyen
>announce project
>new record in C&D's/second
Parker Parker
daikatana is such a cool name. shame about the game
Nolan Butler
It'd be impossible to make. The IP's are split among too many companies. Hell, the only reason why Expandables worked was because it focused on actors with an action background, not the actual Rambo, Terminator, McClane, etc
Thomas Morales
if you plan on providing your real name and where you live then yes, shit might get legal
If you are not a retard and don't provide any info that might link to you, then I don't see why you should give a fuck about C&D
Cameron Peterson
who?