Game has an expoit that lets you create infinite resources

>game has an expoit that lets you create infinite resources

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Now these were epic

so what was the explanation for why this one wouldn't work, again?

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The forces from the two magnets would cancel each other out. But magnetic transportation does work if implemented properly, it's called maglev.

The magnet can't pull the heavy cart

it has two film reels attached to the bottom for no reason

he's holding a ushanka

I have a PhD in physics and I don't see any reason why it wouldn't work.

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actio est reactio

every mechanical engineering incel in his first semester can tell you why it is not working
t. Incel master in mechanical engineering

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Don't talk shit get fit

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fancy way to spell

>equal forces
just make one magnet weaker
>objects don't move without initial momentum
just push the car

troll science/physics is probably the first Yea Forums meme i can remember seeing on icanhazcheezburger

The front magnet also gets pulled backward, so the total force in either direction is the same.
All you have to do is make a magnet that only pulls things.

> Play on PC
> Can use cheat engine for any game I want
Feels good man

For those with slow internet speeds.

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Enjoy it while it lasts.

explain why this wouldn't work

>devs ban people for using the exploit instead of just patching it

take me back

Ok this should definetely work

christ this board is fucking retarded

wait...where's the wojaks and pepes?

why hasn't australia thought of this?

Why won't it last? Cause Stadia lol? I'm never buying that shit

All the forces would be equal, so it wouldn't move

That doesn't make any sense retard, you're supposed to set your ethernet cable vertically so the data flows faster. Yes, if you do it with your monitor the download bar will be pulled by gravity but it won't affect the data itself, your download bar will just be out of sync.

>just make one magnet weaker
Doesn't change shit because of the third law

The car will stop eventually because of resistance
>Then space
Yeah the car won't stop but at that point you don't need magnets

I mean, given that the energy isn't actually coming from -nowhere- and it's an entire planet's energy being harnessed, this isn't free energy but because of that I can't see why it wouldn't work, assuming the magnetic south pole is actually that strong on the surface, which I doubt.

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They have. The problem is that they're upside down, so gravity pulls the bar right back to 0.

There is a third party D&D 5e splatbook that the author accidentally made three different systems that when combined lets you do infinite damage every 5 rounds of combat if you don't get hit or miss an attack.

Yeah fuck it I'm gonna dump my folder

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The magnet eventually demagnetizes and has to be realigned.

There was a concept for using this as a rechargable powersource in a scientific magazine.

Gravity Has Nothing To Do With Download Speed You Fucking Retard

>Air gap on top of tube
Try again.

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why are you capitalizing every word

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Shut the fuck up Jaden Smith, you don't know shit about science.

why wouldn't this work?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......perhaps.

ok this one stumped me

Because he's under 18.

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I miss the old animal image macros. Foul Bachelor Frog was kino.

Some who try to build the pool and fall never get to build the pool again. The fall breaks them.

Man, I still fucking love troll physics. Call me what you want.

Don't Fucking Worry About How I Fucking Type What I Worry About Is You Fucking Retards Posting These Fucking Stupid Images About Machines That Obviously Wouldn't Work To Even The Most Braindead Piece Of Shit Would Be Able To Tell That None Of This Shit Would Actually Fucking Work

>totally spies.jpg

someone post the Totally Spies webm

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This works though.

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Suction on the seal
Water cohesion doesn't scale

Try and refute this
You can't

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How do you stop?

Water only stays in straw because surface tension prevents it from letting any air through. On a larger body of water, surface tension would be insufficient and it would all just pour out.

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But how do you get the ballons fall down to the second wheel?

You would end up with $10 more than your bro

lifting something up puts force to your feet. it works when you have your feet on the ground, if you don't, you're just gonna push yourself down (try pushing something heavy up while in water)

good ol luigi ladder

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It spins around, you fucking retard.

Fuck, you're right, how can buy into such a plot?

I feel like hot air balloons are troll physics irl. Like wtf the air just pushes you up?

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riddle me this, because /sci/ doesn't have the answer: what's the speed of magnetism? as in: how fast are two objects attracted to each other?

if only Hitler knew of this

your mom

>hot air rises
>trap air
>heat it
>free flight

Thats affected by mass surely

kojima is a hack

>troll physics
I almost forgot that memes used to be good and not twittershit

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Solve me this Yea Forums

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Sounds like a glitch. Didnt they test this game

there is no "free" flight because you need fuel to heat the air

How fast is OP's mouth attracted to dicks?

What changed bros?

>aquire half empty bottle of water
>is clearly not holding a bottle
???

We used to think there was nothing faster than light.
Then OP's crave for cock appeared and our views of the universe were challenged.

You're a cuty.

>WATER!!! ONLY WATER!

The problem is that the magnetic field isn't perfectly in front of the magnets, it comes around the sides of the magnets too which means there's an equilibrium point where the closest magnet locks up because it's getting the most pull. Electric motors have gaps in the commutators to break the circuit temporarily for this same reason.

>you can't do this in botw

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Explain how this wouldn't work.

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about 4, retard

isn't that how magneto flies

debunk this one

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I just got banned for making a blimp. "Hydrogen is dangerous!" They said. Fucking big business airliners keep the little man down.

lava is free though

the electromagnetic force propagates at c, the speed of light. magnetism and photons both obey this.

I've half a mind to think that most superheroes fly because it's easier than drawing them standing.

You could just use the electricity powering the microwave to power the car instead.

because the force of lifting the other person up also pushes you down equally. The reason this isn't evident on the ground is because the force of the Earth against the both of you is greater than the force you put on it. Otherwise, you would displace Earth's orbit.

It does, they're called blimps

Crummy water? What about Pokemon creatures?

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damn......

Bullshit

It's because they need to be able to get to crimes fast. No one wants to read about a superhero who shows up after all the actions done because they had to walk there.

Lava becomes rocks after a while, and collecting lava from your local volcano is dangerous.

tell me why this wouldn't work

away with you vile beggar

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why would you need two magnets. just place the magnet aimed at the car and make it sturdy enough to keep the pull going

can we do troll math next

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This one is actually a trick right? Hot air balloons that work like this are actually fiction while the ones in real life are actually powered with electricity and the fire is just for show.

ok so why doesnt this work?

I don't even...?

some of these are believable but this is just to much user

What do you mean? The magnet is literally how the flying machines work in that game.

No one will believe me, but I made this for Yea Forums about a week before troll science even became a thing. It was something I'd always had on my mind, so I decided to make it into a comic and make a thread for it. That's why it doesn't have any of the normal hallmarks of troll science, like throwing in magnets or 'infinite X!'.

How?

ok so why wouldn't this work?

Ok, why doesn't this work?
0.999~999 = 1 as well

>added more sides
>perimeter doesnt change
hwat

I think the problem is that weight scales cubically, while the surface tension of water scales quadratically.
So the surrounding air pressure would just constantly push air into the giant straw which would increase the internal pressure and cancel out the vacuum.
Basically what happens when you try to empty a bottle and the water pushes out in small "waves" while air enters the bottle. The bigger it is, the harder it is to keep the floating water stable enough

It still makes me chuckle to this day user, thanks for making it.

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you added more sides by taking away other sides, the net gain is zero

This is literally just the boiling frog theorem.

this one works I've done it for a few hours

the forces of the magnets cancel each other out
your brain doesn't work very well does it

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the sun goes away at night retard. how you gonna get there when it's gone?

yeah so find the sun, make sure it's there, and then wait until night?

The opposite of this is a good way to get used to a cold shower.

The approx. square is never close to equal of the line around the circle. You have an inaccuracy in each 'corner' and all those corners add up to a large inaccuracy.

OC.

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I think you're right, so this pic proves pi = 4

>The fetish show that indulges in troll science making your kids even more retarded

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the only dummy here is you, for disrespecting a classic and being a smartass

Cold showers feel so refreshing but I don't have time in the morning to get used to them.

but lava is free???

doesn't look like 2019 oc to me lad

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pretty much how the world works

Look at the first one where the corners are "removed". Think about it this way: All it did was move the top left corner into the bottom right, and vice versa, and the same with top right and bottom left. It's the same perimeter with corners rearranged to create twice the corner count. Nothing is removed or added.

every first grader can refute this

that might work but you gotta be quick. the sun is pretty fast.

SOUL
SOULESS

I always wondered why I had this idea in mind for lightsabers and why I bragged about the concept to my school friends and they bragged about how they already knew how it worked

How didn't the mirror on the left fry her friend's legs when she moved it?

why the FUCK can't I find the flaw with this. Am I retarded?

ahem

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She jumped, duh

How didn't she cut off the other girl's legs?

I gather that Ph stand for "Phony"?

Duh the lasers were only pointing at the brownie for half a second

Not troll physics, but I remember creating this many years ago.

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There was a guy that created something like this and claimed it was the future. I guess it wasn't the future because this was years ago and I haven't heard about it since.

They didn't staff the amputee fetishist that day.

Why didn't she just point her lipstick at the door?

If she's so much stronger than the door, why didn't she kick it down.

What if instead of air we filled a GIANT pingpong ball with helium?

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But think of the 1940 helium ban act!

But zoom in you can see that it's still corners so if you put it all back together you are again left with a square making Pi = 3.14

Then she wouldn't have dual beam
You fucking tard
Fucking summer Yea Forums

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No matter how small you get, you'll always just have a sminge of excess corner juxtaposing out.

I doubt air rising in water wouldn't be strong enough to beat the mechanical friction.

Explain how any of them wouldn't work if you're so smart then.

Then just use oil in place of water. It's probably heavier too.

This is how you boil a frog.

epic

mmm, relic gold

Not enough magnets

This is actually funny

I loved punching arrows in Oblivion to duplicate them.
This was before I knew I could play it on a PC with chats.

Laser is not strong enough by itself to do anything more than annoy cats. Two lasers, however…
Buy the box from your bro next. Do I have to spell E V E R Y T H I N G out for you, retard?

For anyone struggling with this, it's because no matter how small you make the increments, you are never taking the most optimal path (straight along the edge) but instead constantly deviating.

It's the same in pic related. No matter how fine the increments, even to the point of "kind of" looking like a straight line, the second will always be 7 instead of 5 because you aren't going straight across.

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did thye just remake blimps?

Are you retarded?

It would work but you and the car would have to be weightless if you want to go at the speed of light.

Lasers are pretty weak

He is right though. Try downloading something without being connected to the internet. It won't work. That's because the download happens through the internet connection, the bar is only an illustration, not the actual download.

RAIDEN IS NAKED

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because pi equals 4

fucking fatfucks and their flavors and calories

Force and counter force. As you pull the chair, you push your body down. The inverse is happening all the time in gravity as it pulls you down, but the ground pushes you up so that you dont fall through the ground.

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you never change the total length, it's always 4, you're just adding bends, angles don't have lengths

right, since you start with 4 you end with 4, so pi equals 4

isn't this basically a photon sail? This isn't physically wrong, it's just not effective enough

Bro would have $40 and you $30, how are you the one with more profits?

The magnetic attraction is localized between the magnets themselves so the car doesn't get pulled along with it.

You can do this in Skyrim. It's used in speedruns

Both wrong, the bar actually fills up with the download. If you don't set the ethernet cable vertical, you'll end up stretching the download too thin, so the end result will be worse.

Idiot the petals increase and decrease the power of the magnets, the more you hold down the acceleration the more power goes to the one in front. If you reverse it the magnet in the back gets more power.

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ok just drive it anywhere except italy then smartass

>watching Skyrim speedruns
Have sex

So just pull up without pushing down? Simple enough.

for everyone that says it won't work, the solution is simple
make the magnets spin

Why am I expected to accept that .9999999 infinitely is 1 but .Xxxxxxx is not 4?

That's only true if you set your monitor sideways, right? If both are horizontal it'll be okay, but if one is vertical and the other is horizontal it'll create a disjoint.

It could work in a zero gravity vacuum, since gravity and friction are the only things that would stop it (slowing it enough to get a lock in the fields)

This is literally how lasers work

Force and momentum between magnets it's transferred over the bar above the car
There is no force that is being transferred to wheels, it's a closed system.

The pole holding the larger magnet is still connected to the car, so if it holds, it would negate any pull of the magnet, as the magnet would be equally pulled towards the car, as the car is to the magnet. Think of how you can use a piece of metal to move a magnet across a table equally, as you can use a magnet to move the metal. Force and counter force, its one of the three rules of motion by newton

because so what if the perimeter (circumference) of the circle is four, pi is the ratio of its circumference to its diameter, the whole picture has nothing to do with pi at all

This is how actual banks work.

Okay smarty-pants, which direction would it go?

the diameter is one so the ratio is equal to pi you fucking retard lollll

I got this one

I can't tell if your avvin a giggle or not, but if you zoom in enough on the circle, the lines will look like pic related due to the inefficiencies that make it not 4, because it is never following straight along the path but always deviating from it.

No matter how small you reduce the size, if you zoom in enough, you'll see this.

Because 4/9 (0.44444...) + 5/9 (0.55555...) = 9/9 (0.99999...) but 3.14 isn't even close to 4.0, nor is it visually the same if you look closely enough.

based facebook retard

Forgot my new pic.

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>the state of modern education

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>mfw can't refute most of troll science, i just know they are wrong
i am retarded?

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do fancy words make you feel insecure lmao

((they)) got him

Rupert Murdoch media monopoly has brainwashed them into believing this is not possible.

user...I.......I'm afraid its terminal

That's literally how Electromotor works but instead of putting up such device you just switch poles.
On top of that, natural magnets are pretty weak so you won't have enough power output. It's still not infinite energy since natural magnets are being magnetized by the earth's core and it won't last forever.
Electric magnets are strong enough but as you already know they consume power

yes so 4 = 3.14*1

because 0.999... and 1 have no value that exists between them, so they are therefore equal (as points out, thirds and ninths wouldnt work otherwise) no matter how accurate the square looks to the circumference of the circle, it will never be

Yes. If someone made a fake troll science pic that actually works you'd look like a complete fool.

Prove me wrong faggot.

Actually, bad example. It's much more pronounced when the curve is going this way (a direction not possible by the cardinal directions.

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I think you're making stuff up, and from the fact that you're posting lines I feel like maybe you've never actually seen a circle in the wild

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Halt the planet's rotation, set up solar farms on the scorched side and bitcoin miners on the cold one, live in the twilight regions.

You don't even need to move the mirror faster than the speed of light, just provide enough distance for light to reach mirror while you insert another one

the magnets are only making electricity, you gotta have gasoline too

Won't work because light is a wave, not a particle, it has no volume

>tfw you know that no matter what you do, no matter how many kids you have, no matter how much you impact other people, the universe will eventually evenly disperse all its energy, meaning every atom will essentially exist in a frigid state slightly above absolute zero, until all of the matter in the universe forms into a gigantic singularity over a near-infinite span of time, at which point the cycle will be triggered again, where after a few billion years a new form of myself will hop on another form of this Eritrean melon-juggling forum and espouse these same words.

Ever heard of the force called gravity?

but there is this one and i got that it was real, i don't get what i am

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Magnetism is a force. Papa Newton says force is mass times acceleration
For speed you have to multiply your acceleration with time (considering force stays the same)

I never thought I'd miss this era of the internet.

Person A has $20 and Person B has $50
Person A and B put $20 each one in a box
Person A sells Person B box with $40 for $30
Person A has $30 and Person B has $40

Melanin.

>he's not on the infinite simulated universe loop
No one has the time to wait around for all that shit. Just one perpetual eternity of existence? Miss me with that medieval shit, senpai.

user, if you zoom in enough on a circle - let's say the Earth - the visible curve is reduced so far it appears straight. However, at the same time, I realize you are just having a giggle with it, so this is my last (You).

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Someone should make one of those, make a retarded sounding invention that actually works really well and make a comic about it.

It's a fractal, not a circle

It actually works, but the lift you gain from it is not enough to push its own wieght, Nasa considered this because in space even with little trust you can do something, but even for space its too weak to be usefull.

It's because you know how a balloon works. If someone made one about a nuclear reactor but worded in a simplistic troll way you'd fall for it, trust me my dad works at nintendo.

This one is funny because has a kid when i first heard about air balloon at first i thought people where fucking with me.

Which is it Yea Forums

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because you are using an infinitely repeating decimal as opposed to a measurable yet very high number of 90 degree turns.

one is measurable, the other is not.

If you were to say that the number of 90 degree turns were infinite, the perimeter of the circle would also be infinite.

Your issue lies with your understanding of the term 'infinite'.

>half a kilogram of flies
That's a lot of flies.

a circle is a kind of fractal

Think of logs floating in water, the principle is same. When lighter substance is submerged in a heavier one, it naturally tries to float. Heating the air makes it lighter.

this site is a microcosm of the universal meta. You are here forever.

You can see its 5 flies you brainlet

It fluctuates somewhere between 1 and 1.5 as the flies flap their wings, don't it?

>no reply
Thanks faggot.

It will be easier to travel to Mercury and terraform it to live as you described than halting the earth.

kek

>It fluctuates somewhere between 1 and 1.5 as the flies flap their wings, don't it?

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because real life physics are troll physics

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where was this jar of flies assembled? Is it a sealed container? how many flies have landed on the jar?

we must know these things.

Ok anons, here is a hard one:
So we know that energy doesn't disappear. But we also know that two photons that are launched with 1/2 of the period between each other cancel each other out. And we also know that all energy can be turned into light, even mass.
So here is my troll physics:
>Convert trash into photons
>Launch them with half a period towards each other
>They will cancel each other out and energy and trash will be removed forever from existence

its 1 if the flies dont land on the bottom of the jar

user...

gold standard bait

It works in space

Please tell me you're being ironic.
The weight would fluctuate, but only if there are flies resting on the sides of the jar. Since the image shows them in flight, the weight is still just 1 kg, the flies aren't adding weight.

Somebody explain me this one please

It doesn't matter what the position of the flies is as long as it is inside the container you dumbasses

Flies with their wings on the "upswing" are essentially in a momentary free fall and thus aren't applying their weight to the scale. Flies with their wings on the "downswing" are applying their weight to the air, and thus the jar, and thus the scale.

The same principle as anal beads, basically

all forces involved are internal, there is no net force

Gravity is the greater troll

Why is everyone saying this wouldn't work? is Yea Forums really this dumb?

This exists on some vehicles except it uses an intense downward force to detonate shit before it hits.

2

1.5kg
To keep up at the same height a fly has to apply the downwards force of its own weight that will appear on a scale.
It could (statistically impossible) fluctuate between 1 and infinite kg depending on the flies output

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if you really believe in a troll science pic, then you're the biggest retard in existence

The flaw is in the seal. I played around with a similar idea years ago with balls that were half-air/half-water (so they'd have more force on the gravity side) along a 100 meter track. The problem boils down to the seal that allows new balls to enter the water tank. The water will exert more outward force against the entering ball than the rest of the track can supply to overcome it, denying entry.

The main drag is the entry of the balls into the liquid. Even assuming no water leaks, the ball still needs a certain amount of force to open the door/activate the mechanism/whatever, and the buoyant force of all the immerged balls would not be enough.

>We'll just capture all the hot air in a blanket!
lol

>It could (statistically impossible) fluctuate between 1 and infinite kg depending on the flies output
>this is what variablefags actually believe

false. the air is merely cycling around in the jar, the fly is merely displacing the air above itself to a position below itself.

>make a really long pole
>thrust it into the Earth
>rotation stops
wow so hard

then explain this, retard.

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Would this actually work if magnetic monopoles existed?

that's obviously a fake pic you complete jackass

What if I just use less water or frictionless balls? So the mass of water would affect the seal less

>use a hair dryer to blow at my feet
>am now displacing air above myself to a position below myself
>fly
problem, physics?