Would you rather stay a grown-up or be a kid again ?
Splatoon splatfest x2 thread
Grayson Ortiz
Mason Rodriguez
I infinitely prefer being an adult and having the privilege of fucking up my own life instead of having other people do it for me.
Jackson Gray
I want to be a kid so I can fuck other kids again
Grayson Wright
and Unicorn vs Narwhal for the US
Aaron Stewart
I want to be a kid again, so I can kill myself and people will say "He had so much potential" instead of "Oh well, we all saw it coming"
Owen Myers
A squid
Evan Kelly
Unicorns are horse fucker shit and Narwhals are real.
If it's a reddit meme like people claim, turnabout is fair play and we should steal it from them.
They can take pepe and wojack for good.
Noah Morris
>tfw never realized this was a thing
squandered
Benjamin Diaz
>having to go to bed before 9
>not being allowed to eat all the delicious junk food you want
>not getting the game or toy you want no matter how much you cry
I'm glad I'm not a kid anymore
Ian Baker
inklings are a thing of the future though.
unless you want to be a normal squid
Carter Gonzalez
Being a colossal squid would be pretty cool, except being killed by sperm whales
Liam Edwards
Lil' Judd > Judd
Charles Long
>like people claim
Never heard of that narwhal bacons at midnight shit, I see. I envy you. They can keep it.
Jose Watson
Unicorn vs Narwhal splatfest talk part 1
Michael Bennett
part 2
sperm whales
new enemies for splatoon 3
Elijah Sullivan
If I become a kid I'll just become a grown-up again eventually. But if I stay a grown-up I won't get to relive my childhood.
Kid kind of sounds like the optimal choice here.
Carter Gutierrez
this would have been based as fuck.
>you will never be a kid with the sexual knowledge of a grown-up
>can be a total hornball with no repercussions
Logan Adams
Ahahaha, who would want to become a kid again?
I do. I really want to become a kid again and enjoy the childhood i didn't have. Have loving parents here for me instead of being told to fuck off, and not being raped by my family
Juan Smith
and kid vs grown-up splatfest talk
Samuel Parker
Is Pearl behind all these wagie threads I've been seeing?
Lincoln Ortiz
Kid but only if i get to go back in time when i as a kid, being a kid in this fucking age would suck ass.
Jaxon Phillips
would not put it past her
Ryan Hall
I'm glad I'm in the U.S. and don't have to think about that while I play a children's game alone all weekend haha unicorns are fun.
'; _ ;
Ryder Johnson
>actual banter
>the two remain friendly throughout
>meanwhile with Treehouse they have Marina getting sick of Pearl's shit
Henry Price
ditto. I would like a do-over and take a gamble on some rando parents.
Jacob Evans
>going back being a kid
>this is the image when i think about kids
Carter Taylor
I don't know.
>Kids don't have to worry about adult shit but are bound by rules, school and doting parents
>Adults have freedom, but also the stress of just being alive
Julian Mitchell
I can't even imagine being a kid today. Looking at all the stuff they have is wild.
Levi Clark
all that stuff would be weird for my young self
Easton Murphy
>And people say Off the Hook isn't going to break up.
Leo Ward
It’s really not super different from yours, they just have more shit to distract themselves with
Daniel Powell
why did the US get such a fucked splatfest? i'd much prefer the EU one to the garbage we got now
Aiden White
I'd have ended up on multiple cringe compilations if I had access to the internet a couple of years sooner knowing my less self aware autistic younger self.
Jason Jones
>Marina: NARRRRRRR-WHALLLLLLLLLL!
>Pearl: ...
>Marina: Way to go, Team Narwhal! I knew we could do it!
>Marina: I guess Team Unicorn was too busy tooting their own horns to show up!
>Pearl: Yeah... Nice one, Marina.
>Marina: ...
>Marina: Uh, Pearl? You feeling OK?
>Pearl: You ever just feel like...something big is coming?
>Pearl: It's almost like... the end is near.
>Marina: Yeah, I feel it too...
>Marina: But whatever happens, we'll always have each other's backs. Right?
>Pearl: Yeah...
>Marina: ...
>Marina: If you participated in the Splatfest, your prizes are waiting in the Square.
Kayden Morgan
Transform me back into a kid and give me a lusty onee-san.
Matthew Nelson
>we are so screwed in the sequel
Jaxon Perez
No way the splatfest will break up the group. They're too tight at this point.
John Powell
Joseph Evans
luckily it was posted here for you to think about
Liam Thompson
Now what would be funny is if it's a red herring because we know how the original went down and they're just trying to stir the pot
Liam Long
The good thing about being a kid was that your brain was not matured and developed enough, you were quite dumb and ignorant of all things.
Lincoln Morris
Kid, you can get away with a lot more shit when you're a kid.
Mason Jackson
i wish someone would kill me
Hunter Turner
>they just have more shit to distract themselves with
That's the problem.
Thomas Hall
Being a kid
>Powerless
>Beaten regularly
>Poor
Being an adult
>Independent
>Stable lifestyle
>Make good money
Gee I fucking wonder
Bentley Cox
>beaten regularly
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