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Smash Geeks
Jacob Cruz
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Colton Morgan
Yes I know this is technically a year late, and no I don’t really care.
Owen Thompson
James King
Yeah, uhh, we're with the shitposting board down the street and I understand that you have a dying console on the premises.
Isaiah Foster
Owen King
Hello. You've reached the house of unrecognized insiders.
Isaiah Mitchell
Hello. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent. Please start after the *snap*
Isaiah Ward
Oh hey my favorite episode is on
Luke Thompson
Sounds like you've got a dying console to attend to, eh, ol' chum?
Joshua Sanchez
Sony Playstation from game class?!
Jose Miller
I hear you're making party games now.
Mason Stewart
Sometimes. Uh, how're the exclusives?
Ethan Lewis
They’re numerous, and valuable. I'm the leader of a big fancy company now, and we're supposed to present at E3 next week.
Matthew Harris
>using the sm4sh theme instead of the ultimate theme
2/10 see me after class
Austin Wilson
Sony's not gonna be at E3 tho
Carson Brown
The E-E-E... The E-E-E... The E-E-E?!?!
Matthew Phillips
That's right. I'm living your dreams, Sakurai. The problem is, I'm busy next week and can't make it. So, I was hoping you and your roster could cover for us.
Ohh, uhh, I... I, uhh...
Jason Peterson
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Samuel Lopez
...
Jaxon Walker
I knew it! You don't even have a roster!
Well, I'll just let you get back to the children’s industry now.
Dylan Peterson
Hold it!
Lincoln Garcia
It just so happens that I DON'T make party games, I DO have a roster, and we're gonna attend that E3! How do you like that, Snoy Boy?!
Nicholas Garcia
u like childrens party games squidwerd
Andrew Moore
Good luck next Tuesday. I hope the audience brings lots of... onions drinks!
Brandon Morris
I gotta roll up a game roster fast! Roll... (raughs)... smash humor.
Sebastian Davis
Looking to add fulfillment to your dull, dull gaming career?
Juan Jones
ROLL CONFIRMED YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST BOYS
Jack Kelly
Then become part of the greatest gaming sensation to ever hit Nintendo.
Ayden James
And be forever adored by thousands of people who’ve never played your games!
Aiden Wood
With refreshments served by…Princess Peach.
Easton Lopez
Practice begins tonight. Hrrrrngh... 20:30 sharp.
William Brown
>Not daisy
Shit taste
Luke Young
Stupid Gamestop rental clerk made me late. That trilobite didn't know a wavedash from an edgeguard. Edgeguard, (raughs), more Smash humor.
Grayson Edwards
And now for something more interesting
Elijah Green
EDELGARD CONFIRMED
Elijah Fisher
Smashers, Smashers, settle down! Okay, now. How many of you have been in fighting games before?
Robert Reyes
>raughs
10/10
Cooper Baker
Evan Cooper
Do boss fights to the death count?
Luis Bennett
No.
Ian Lewis
Is Mario Kart a fighting game?
Jeremiah Bell
Fuck off, Spongebob threads are based
Liam Rodriguez
I'm loving this idea already!
Lincoln Campbell
this is gonna be good
@465124171
kys tranny
Ayden Price
No, Piranha Plant, Mario Kart is not a fighting game.
Leo Long
fuck off
David Cox
>OP didn't edit the screenshots
ONE FUCKING JOB
Joseph Morgan
Mario Maker is not a fighting game, either.
Nathan Campbell
That's fine. No one has any experience. Fortunately, I have enough experience for all of you.
Brody Murphy
(raughs) Enough experience (raughs) for all of you. (continued raughter)
William White
quality thread
Tyler Garcia
>attention whore got fucked
blessed thread
Adrian Foster
When do we get to see Peach?
Easton Miller
Finally a good fucking thread
Hunter Bennett
Okay, try to repeat after me.
>[A B A B A B]
Heavyweights, go.
Dylan Hernandez
>[A B A B A B]
Good. Now the lightweights.
Jose Carter
>[A B A B A B]
Good. And the Zoners.
Owen Thompson
>(raughs)
kek
Anthony Stewart
Good thread
Robert Lopez
>[B B B B B B B B B B B B]
Jeremiah Robinson
toasting in an ebin bread
Isaac Moore
Too bad that didn't kill me.
>I'll have to buff projectiles for the next patch
Ayden Diaz
made me chuckle
Zachary Perez
kek
Julian Hill
>Zoners
>[B B B B B B B B B B B B]
Fucking great
Eli Thompson
Eh.
Logan Ramirez
my sides
Colton Morgan
oh my fucking god this goes so perfectly with actual E3 since its also on a Tuesday, what luck for you!
Alexander James
Let's just try dashing back and forth. Now I want everyone to stand in straight rows of five.
Grayson Morgan
Lincoln Davis
end yourself you autistic fucks
Jackson Nguyen
Is this-a the part where we start-a taunting?
Wyatt Diaz
No, Mario, that's a meme video.
Hunter Hughes
dilate
Colton Fisher
Taunting? I wanna do some taunting!
Jack Hughes
would be funnier if the images were edited, but good idea doing this right before E3 starts
Angel Baker
SPONGEBOB I AM GOING TO RAPE YOU
Hunter Ross
Based
Noah Scott
>bites
Aiden Nelson
Ow! Why, you...! Why I oughta...!
>[Witch Time Activates]
Jose James
This thread makes no sense if you arent into Smash which means people who are laughing at this probably dont practice good hygiene
Cooper Hernandez
>[Gets 0-100%’d]
>[Gets ladder’d]
Michael Barnes
Aaaaaah-ho-ho-ho-ho-aaah!
>[KO]
Logan Ramirez
>(raughter stops)
Anthony Brown
I have every character on the roster in elite smash and I shower once a day and shave three times a week ama
Carter Bailey
Whoever is the owner of the Blue Falcon, you left your lights on.
Oliver Richardson
Chase Price
Anthony Reyes
Ian Powell
Day two.
Leo Long
Okay, that's perfect, everybody. E3, here we come.
Benjamin Murphy
Pits, really spin those things. Okay, turn.
It's supposed to be the Brawl Side B, not the Smash 4 one
Austin Mitchell
Thread of the decade, and I don't even play Smash
Owen Gomez
Pits, let's go. I wanna see some side B. Pits, let's side B! C'mon, Side B!
Jose Perez
Isaac Parker
>They're heading right for the nerf blimp
Kayden Ortiz
F
Aiden Smith
Is the thread autosaging?
Easton Gutierrez
>Maybe one day I’ll get a break…
Camden Nelson
I guess not
Julian Lee
Day three.
Andrew Lee
How's that Side Smash solo coming, Gannondorf?
Henry White
It's tremendous, you wanna see?
Leo Allen
>DORIYAH
Hudson Taylor
Christopher Adams
BOB THE BUILDER
CAN WE FIX IT
BOB THE BUILDER
YES WE CAN
Gavin Morales
*huff* *huff* *huff*
>DORIYAH