FAO: Epic Games complaining virgins

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Are people that desperate for attention?

I only saw the video today, I'm a bit late to the party. What part of the comically outlined facts did you not like about it?

I take solace in the fact that no matter where life takes me, I'll never bee as much of a washed up has-been as maddox.

No, just madcucks is.

yes, i will definitely use an inferior service!

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>Inferior services
Get over yourself. You're playing a fucking game, you moron.

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and i'm watching movies in the cinema, doesn't mean i have to choose one where they show the movie on a 5 inch screen

Wow, what a terrific argument in favor of buying on Ebin store.

You're comparing watching a movie on a screen to playing a game on your own hardware; now I know you're retarded.

>you're playing a fucking game you moron
I was, with my copy of VMTB2 preordered during the sale
wait, I cant because big daddy Tim took it away from me because I wasnt supposed to have naughty things

Funny how the shills tactics have devolved into "JUST FUCKING USE IT ALREADY"

we are talking about the service, not the hardware you dumb subhuman

He's not saying you should or shouldn't; he's saying you should get over yourself complaining about trivial things related.

As if complaining about people complaining is any better

The service doesn't impact your final experience with the product in question purchased. Games purchases are not the same as movie purchases, you dullard.

which would also explain why he's a failure if he always settles for the lowest possible shit

It's just madcucks trying to shill his videos here in an attempt to get ad revenue.

>complaining about lack of a fucking shopping cart and being unable to preorder exlusives during E3 season is trivial

This is the one thing I can agree with; best not start with the complaining though. It just gives people a headache and results in videos like these.

how does it not impact the "final experience"? i have to buy the game, i have to use the plattform, which are all parts of the experience, which all change the experience you love to talk about. what the fuck is this post lmao if you go to the movies and someone is talking loudly it doesn't change the movie you are watching, but it influences the experience you have

>The service doesn't impact your final experience with the product in question purchased
>the service is so shit you can get locked out of your own account for buying things during a fucking sale
>doesn't impact your final experience with the product in question purchased
Lmao

>Supermarket A bread - $1
>Supermarket B bread - $1
"I won't shop at Supermarket A because the checkout lady is ugly." This is how irrational you sound.

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>He needs a shopping cart
>He still preorders games

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Supermarket B doesn't have a shopping cart and bans me from the store if I also buy cheese and a chocolate bar. I also have to buy all 3 items separately.

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>Randy Pitchford
>Maddox the legally documented cuckold
>obscure fighting game dev that’s melting down on Twitter
I swear, the epic games store attracts the most interesting people.

>>obscure fighting game dev that’s melting down on Twitter
What fighting game

perfect

>shopping cart is unnecessary! Preordering games is bad!
So who's epic supposed to pander to then? What's the point of epic existing at all then, other than fortnite?

Are you a fucking robot? Not liking the staff is a perfectly rational reason to shop somewhere else.

That's a legitimate reason though. If the price and product are the same, why not go to the store that has cute girls? Also . If supermarket A also doesn't have a fucking shopping cart and kicks you out of the store for trying to buy more than five items, that is a legitimate reason not to shop there.

>"Complaining is bad!" he says, furiously, as he complains about others complaining

Omen of sorrow
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If Epic paid him to make that video, I hope it wasn't more than 50 bucks.

remember to report OP for advertising and instigating a flamewar and for sucking cock

Your argument is so intrinsically moronic, I barely know where to begin with a retort.

>I have to use the platform
What are you on about? Let me guess, "muh achievements!"
>which are all part of the experience
Nobody with any sanity is going to say that a launcher is part of a gaming experience. None whatsoever.

You're again one of these morons complaining about nothing just for something to complain about. If someone is talking loudly in a cinema, they're removed. You don't have to actively engage in any of that process, you dumb motherfucker.

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shut the fuck up you pathetic kike

Maddox lost.

Steam and Epic Launcher do not have checkout ladies.

>killing your opportunity at at least getting a small PC community
Christ

You're part of the problem. Please go away.

Yeah, one just has a bot that bans you for fraud if you buy too many games too quickly.

its amazing how your retarded food analogies turn out to be utterly wrong

you know, it doesn't matter. people who spend money on video games will never adopt epic, and being able to tell the devs that their game is shit is the most important factor in the whole picture. the fat fuck at valve understands that, that's why he's allowing review bombing. because you can break a company if they turn to shit. also, maddox has no relevance anymore. if he's not married with kids by now, he's a complete failure.

Tim Sweeney is somehow collecting all of the assholes in the industry and showing us their true colors, he is unironcially based

Case in point; completely gamed with the truth and nothing but a derogatory slur. I love the fact that butthurt retards like you get annoyed about Epic Games in actuality as it provides nothing but solid entertainment watching you squirm.

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>OP still can't refutes this

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I don't get this line of thought.
Steam is the biggest platform on PC.
You're practically shitting where you eat.

t. someone who doesn't buy on stores that have launchers.

What is your obsession with being married with kids? Is that your ideology for a successful life?

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OP didn't post this, you retard. That was someone else.

you'll learn when you reach maddox' age

>pissed off consumers by unironically sucking publisher cock
>pissed of publishers by selling preorders at garage prices
>pissed off consumers by forcibly refunding preorders bought at garage sale prices
>pissed off publishers by taking the entire fucking game off the store until the sale ends-which is after E3, thus the exclusives miss out on hype season
>now devs and publishers actively refusing epic exclusive contracts
But please go on, tell me how EPIC keeps winning and how Steam keeps getting BTFO at every turn

The game has a 64 on metacritic. He never wanted the game to sell. Since the game uses UE4, he wanted more of epics guaranteed sales, thus making money despite not selling a lot of copies. If this was released on steam it wouldn’t sale anyways, and he knew that very well.

good job being not only a corporate cuck shill but a voluntarily victim of a spyware too. I'll ALWAYS pirate Epic exclusive games so your loss faggot. I'll never download that chinkshit let alone creating an account for it. Enjoy your garbage bug-ridden beta software riddled with security issues.

How did maddox go from being the most based man on the internet, to the most cucked man on the internet?

You didn't answer my question.

stop shilling your shit video here, nigger

I get that wouldn't have sold shit, but you win literally nothing by trashing Steam. Quantic Dream (and they don't even sell there) nor Vblank did it AFAIK.

Hard facts: Epic doesn't give a shit about your worthless data.

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And when they go bankrupt in a year it will be the customers fault.

It's the law.

that's right, i didn't. some things in life come on their own.

your counter claim is still unproven, Maddox

Then why do they collect it?

>people who hate intrusive third party DRM are crybabies
>you shouldn't be allowed to actually own your games

Gee, I wonder (((who))) could be behind this?

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>2019
>People still pretend companies fighting over who gets my money is a bad thing

You deserve to be enslaved by jews.

All I'm getting from you is that you've just discovered "hey, being anonymous lets me pretend to be way older than I actually am"

Crybabies complaining that people aren't signing up to the EGS?
Fuck 'em. They've gotta earn that money and whining at me isn't gonna grant it.

i still play master of orion 2. guess my age, george

I have never ever cared about what a bald person has to say and i don't feel like starting now, all my money is with Steam.

>youtube video
>clickbait title for views
yeah nah, fuck off OP. Not giving your shitty video 1 view.

Amazing, you play a game available to everyone? That changes everything.

Well so far here is my version of the truth
>goes against steam on a store war but instead of fight whit a better looking store, better deals/sales and better custom service, they decide to bring the exclusivity cancer to the pc community
>yes no one cares if the only thing i have its just porn in my harddrive and im a nobody but that doesnt mean you can poke on mi files its like saying *relax bro just checking your files, btw didnt know you were into blacked porn*
How will my vision of the truth change when i watch the video?

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Do they not teach economics in America or did you drop out of high-school? It's obvious not all competition is good especially when it involves artificially limiting supply.

>rise of the crybaby morons
>this is after an overgrown and balding Armenian literal cuck hired an alcoholic ambulance chaser to sue people for millions for calling him a cuck
>proceeded to get cucked AGAIN by a psychopathic Twitter whore
>got blown the fuck out by a literal 14 year old on Instagram

Holy fuck. Is he ever gonna admit he lost?

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I just hope nobody here clicks on it and just call Maddox with whatever insult you can come up with.
If you want to unironically discuss any of the topics, just go to one of the many threads about them.

Why are you posting some bald faggots video here?

Does epic have shopping cart yet? Will I still get banned for buying few games because "fraud"? Lmao chink faggot will defend this.

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>Maddox
isn't this the guy who kept suing people for shitting all over him?

No one is going to give your shitty video views you retarded faggot.

Advertising is not allowed on Yea Forums, go post your jewtube links on reddit

what i meant with my post is to say that i don't have to prove anything to you, but you're not the sharpest tool in the shed...

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>>proceeded to get cucked AGAIN by a psychopathic Twitter whore
>>got blown the fuck out by a literal 14 year old on Instagram
You can't just post this without adding some delicious links we can all read and enjoy.

Its a known fact that the only people that support epic games are rabid anti steam autists or fortnite kids.

because the epic store shill OP gets to attack steam and steam users and it puts the epic fail store in better light

How much is China paying you to make this post?

>please watch my shitty YouTube channel
Get fucked op

Like I care what a legit, genuine, actual cuck says.

Great parry. Pretty sad that you hold that at the height of life's aspiration.

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Maddox does not get any right to call anyone a crybaby after that embarrassment of a lawsuit.

You'll have to dig through the Kiwifarms thread about him, it's been a while since I looked at it

>linking to a legal cuck

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>Links Maddox
>in 2019
>thinks it does his argument justice
Neck yourself

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Reminder to report threads like this for advertising

>for absolutely no reason
Ah, so you are a retarded shill.

Lemme make it clearer for you. They do it to make money. It might be hard for your infantile brain to grasp but the point was based upon how insignificant your individual data is. You have access to Google I'm sure, familiarise yourself with how this shit works.

Was trying to get myself some spoonfeed but fine I'll do the work myself kek. What's the faggots name though I know his face but not his name and don't want to open the link and give him a view

t. Steam User #1239084298

kiwifarms.net/threads/maddox-george-ouzounian-george-schnoz.24527/

why is it sad? having a loving family and extending your genes is actually pretty awesome. i enjoy it, you might enjoy it too if anyone wanted you in their life.

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not only you shill ricenigger shell company, but also use madcuck as a valid news source

uh.... epic good you're just virgin xD

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I don't get it

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youtube.com/watch?v=SE6jy78tV78
It's always good to come back to this video and read the comments

>madcux

Don't waste your time watching that crap, here:
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Thanks!

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I remember discovering his site ages ago and laughing at all the stupid shit he posted there, he was a dumbass but at least he was funny. Now he's fucking pathetic. How did it come to this Yea Forums?

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And people say OP a shill...

>I'm right, you're wrong. LALALALALALA I'm not listening!
Great argument, or at least it would be if you were still in your second grade classroom.

he took the SJWpill too hard in hopes of getting back at Dick for being a better host and fucking an ex of his. He needed to double down after that fiasco to see if he could still keep an audience and here we are

Sorry to disappoint you two cucks but there's nothing against the rules in posting something related to video games. Dry your eyes.

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See, these probably have good points. I'm still not giving them views, but they aren't cock gargling retards like OP.

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You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a cuck.

>He thinks this is advertising