Microsoft wasted their money on Ninja Theory to make this

>Microsoft wasted their money on Ninja Theory to make this
Based Micro!!! Can't wait to see the other 13!!!

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Nice.

As a fatfaggot( Faggot who is into fat chicks not a faggot who is fat) I do not know how to feel about this behemoth.

wat is this shit?

I'm torn too because they did at least give her huge fat chick tits which is just about 100% of why I like fat chicks but her face and hair are awful tumblr bullshit.

Shut up you fat faggot

What this game is all about? She'll drink cups of butter?

I take it you two only can get fat chicks. In shape women with big tits feel much better.

What game is this?

well, we're taking about a company that bought rare because they thought rare owned donkey kong

>microsoft
>ninja theory

So is this going to be worse than State of Decay 2 and Crackdown 3?

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XBROS OH NO NO NO NO

And then proceeded to litigate for years about it, and put a several year hiatus to the series with their fucking stupidity

I have low standards and find her face very attractive

>waaaaaah it doesn't look like my 2d anime girlsssss
have sex

>literally sjw: the game
jesus christ

dude that thing's like 5 or 6D at least.

>But Microsoft should be based and not fall into Snoy sjw leftist trash.

Any Xcuck

>tumblr sjw power fantasy
MICROSOFT YASSSSSSS

OH NO NO NO NO

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THICC

Not him, but for me it's not a question of better. I've had and like both. Chubby girl (within reason) + fat titten + pretty face is a good combo. Particularly if she has wideish hips. It pleases Caesar greatly.

Why the fuck my peepee hard?

>tumblr fatty on mobility scooter
it's funny
if you wanted to make fun of the target audience you would make that but that's what they made to entice them
I can't wait for the fat fedora wearing neckbeard with a katana they'll add

COPE

"Cope" with what? - talking about tits? What a fag lmao.

>american zarya

So this is the power... Of the DmC developers...

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I like them for way more than just the tits, but I do agree that Tumblr hair is godawful and almost ruins her design for me. It's like they're trying too hard to make her a Zarya parody.

And retards thought Microsoft buying failing and shitty devs was going to be renaissance for the company.
Fucking hilarious.

HAHAHA WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS

Dilate

HAHAHAHA XBOX IS DONE FOR
yessss fucking die yesss ahahahah

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journos like ninja theory

I was hyped for MS to show up and compete with Playstation. Xbox is fucking dead.

SoD2 is good

NYeeehehehehehe UUUHGLEEEE CARACTER NYEEEEAHEHEHEHE Nhyuuuuuuuuuuuu YIKESYIKESYIKESCRINGECRINGECRINGE yikes cringe cringe ynyhehahahahaha it flopp!! IT FLOPP!! FLOP OooooooooHHHHHHHHRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FLOP UGLY WOMAAAAAN

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Woman here, you boys need to act like men and grow up.

Same. I hate MS, but just their presence alone used to keep Sony focused. Now, though? ... Man. They just can't stop fucking up. lol they're fucking up worse than mid-90s Sega. It's a good thing they have money.

>Xbox is dead
Because everyones gonna buy it on Steam.

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how about you get taken by a REAL man and learn what it is to be a woman

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I can't be the only one that sees similarties between him and Tameem

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those character designs are ABSOLUTE SHIT
Tameem Antoniades you are done mate!!!

have six

How do you go from this...

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TO THIS?

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he isn't making this game btw.
they let the woman who made dmc combat direct this one. tameem is part of the hellblade team and making something else

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>How do you go from this...
To this?
Still cute.

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T-this can't be happening Xbros, I thought based Phil wasn't a SJW supporter.

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>female
>isn't Z cup with 1" diameter waist and huge ass
WE LIVE IN A SJWESTERN SOCIETY

This but with no irony.

cringe

People seem to gloss over the history of what happens when MS buys game studios. Its practically a ritual now. Thats why I was never impressed at all by the C class studios they acquired last year. I know they will run them into the ground like everything else.

Chad brings up an interesting point, it's interesting that there's no measurements or dimensions for asses

this
they're basically EA lite

Phil (((Spencer)))

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Nothing wrong with Whores 5

still better than this tbqh

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>zoomer obsessed with twitter literal whos
make like a tranny and become part of the 40%

you can't be a woman until you get raped.

this subhuman will be in tlou2

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Why would anyone care? Are you saying you watch playstation movies like tlou?
God, looking for outrage are zoomers worst weakness

thats an actor in tlou2

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Don't worry Xbros, at least you have Xbox body wash now

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>literal whos who are infiltrating in areas of interest in gaming
>stop noticing goy

She looks like my fat auntie. Fucking hell, MS is turning into Sony

She reminds me of something you'd see on Gameboy camera.

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Obsession

>0% usage
Based of them to include a character no one will pick.

The sjw community is just a parody of itself now

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Based on this thread I guess we're just never going to find out what game this is because "aw jeez this woman is fat, 3progressive5me" takes precedent.

Amy Hennig
ACTUALLY PUSHED BACK against this bitch Neil Druckman...that is why there was so much bad blood when she left. Once she was gone Naughty Dog went full sjw

Amy Hennig was a real gamer.....I respect the hell out of her for fighting to keep these fucks from destroying naughty dog when she was in charge

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Can someone name me one good game from ninja theory?

When that happens it's called toxic and misogyny.

>defending a foid and a jew
>>>/reddit/

Guaranteed replies

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Bleeding Edge

They made the best Devil May Cry game.

yo mean the pures and trues form of itself it has ever been!

hellblade

but of course according to Yea Forums that is shit even if the general consensus outside of Yea Forums is that its great

All the fat women on Yea Forums getting into an uproar. Get over it, nobody likes you.

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wow, this seems kinda antisemitic doesnt it?

>into fat chicks
Were you dropped as babies?

Kung Fu Chaos

Thank you.

>All the fat women on Yea Forums getting into an uproar. Get over it, nobody likes you.
>he says, replying to trolls while sitting a BMI of 50 himself
truly a self-parody
put down the fork, fatty

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When did Gears of War, the manliest franchise of the last gen started to aim at the resetera audience?

>it's another le epic quirky character design hero shooter

It's because you americans think dedicating an entire month to faggots and niggers is a good idea.

I always picked Monkey
who was your main?

Since it's multiplayer 4v4 like Overwatch, It'll sell better than DMC5.

thanks for this quality post, user. I even made a screenshot. these incels just shoulf have sex. oh, wait, nobody would touch them ever...

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Fat kino is back in the menu

Luchador and Candy, sometimes that girl with the fans. The game still holds up pretty well today too imo, would be a easy cash out if they just ported it to steam.

kek

2 FAST 4 U

>we want the lawbreakers AND the battleborn audience

what the fuck microsoft

What the fuck is this?

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So is this what Sonybros are going to do all of E3? Ramp up the shitposting more than usual?

>Emphasis on the butter

Isn't that just Zarya
Like equally ugly, equally offensive to look at, literally the same character

OI PESCI

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With what?

I will wait for true gameplay, I hope they learned something with Itsuno and put it to good use, MIGHT be fun, the art is shit tho.

Go back to twitter, obsessed tranny

Ironically, Yea Forumstards get into uproars for less.

You don't need to be a sonybro to know that a Ninja Theory game looks like shit.

I'm glad to be brainwashed then.

>Woman here

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SOD2 is great though, it just was buggy as hell on release.

>not into fat chicks
Taken one too many crayons up the nose?

>falling for bait
new

In Microsoft's defense, Ninja Theory was making this abomination before they were acquired.

>This was the project that convinced Microsoft to buy Ninja Theory
Can you defend this?

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In my defense, I cannot.

>cool gameplay idea
>shit-tier, hideous character designs
It's like they want this game to fail. Who in tf does market research for these games? It's going to be like Battleborn and LawBreakers.

Chopping your dick off doesn't make you a woman.

Which one of there abominations are they going to use as the "face" of this game?

The one in the OP
Guaranteed

Ignoring the hair, I actually think she's pretty cute.

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>nidhogger
>el bastardo

This is amazing. I just wish I could have seen that live instead. There is no way someone named ni***gger won't backfire on them at all.

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Socialism

desu COULD be cool gotta wait for gameplays
no point in shitting yourselves over fat overwatch zarya expecially since it's in no way trying to make a point and there are hot women designs in game

The fat girl is the one on the unicycle? I guess they had to do an extreme version of the mobility scooter

>Gigantic died
>This gets to exist
Fuck it all.

Ni***gger

Same problems as Lawbreakers, these type of games live and die by character design.

>act like men

Omg, I’m literally shaking rn, toxic feminism needs to be stopped. Men can act whichever way they want, I mean it’s the current year. This is not okay

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Its going to be just like Anarchy Reigns, plagued with lag issues that make this style of combat unplayable

Cuck Bazinga approves.

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*capitalism

Henning was a hack that fucked up Star Wars and was going to somehow make Uncharted even more retarded

>Yea Forums
>not being filled with skeletons

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What the fuck is with these games and shit-tier character designs with 'wacky' marketing/presentation? I haven't tried Rage 2 but the cover and for it just screamed the same 'YO KIDS WE'RE CRAZY AND HIP'

State of Decay was decent, it was just buggy and janky.

>Caring about gameplay
>In a Ninja Theory game
LMFAO, be ready to be disappointed goys.

Vore? Can there be vore? Can buttercup commence the vore? vore

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>Mutt protag
Absolute state of xcucks.
Is this real?

based and fedorapilled

>that hideous looking mutt
>cute
Fuck off shill. Xbox is dead, that's why they're buying companies like nuObsidian.

>Purchasing a studio known for making one of the best solo AA experiences of 2017 to make a shitty F2P For Honor mixed with Fotrnite
>Also available on PC

I'm in tears right now, fucking Microsoft man

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DEMON

based

These designs, while somewhat off putting, are actually pretty unique though. I'd rather have mediocre/okay creative designs than muh photorealism

Gizmo looks like a meth head.

It being melee sounds interesting, but everything else looks atrocious. I liked Anarchy Reigns last gen. Can we just get a better version of that?

I swear looking at the webm image I though the guys name was Nigger

a fighting game moba sounds like a much better idea in theory than in practice

>are actually pretty unique though
It looks like sunset overdrive, but with a more OW/moba style. If you think this puke on the floor looks interesting then you'd fall for any game.

Ninja Theory started making this in 2014

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MICROSOFT

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Not into Tumblr chicks or their choice of haircuts, but DAMN

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> 5 years to make a shitty 4v4 multiplayer game

Microsoft saw this and said yeah we want to buy this lol

>4 years to make a online only melee Battleborne

kek my man

>every character is "so wacky and out there!!"

You would have thought people would have learned this shit doesn't work.

Overwatch fucked up a bunch but the one thing it did well was balancing the wacky characters (like Roadhog/Zenyatta) with bait for kids, waifufags and people who just want to play a generic stereotype. Characters that people could get invested in was literally half its success.

Hell, even Overwatch themselves seem to have forgotten it to a degree.

>It looks like sunset overdrive
Is that supposed to be a bad thing
Regardless, my point was that I'll take weird shit over boring and ugly human characters like in Apex

>Bleeding edge
More like bleeding eyes

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Go back to resetera

It's like downs syndrome fortnite.

>it's an online 4 vs 4 melee combat game

Luckily I don't even have to grapple with the SJW angle, because the core gameplay is completely uninteresting to me anyway. Into the trash it goes.

Looks like it could be fun honestly
But those designs cross the line from unique to just flat out terrible looking

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The fuck are you babbling about

F's For MS

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There was poll taken once and Yea Forums was underweight on average.

>fat female incels are now in the videogames instead of just influencing them

Same. I hope she has a nice tummy.

>one of the core pillars of game development should be diversity

It's when I read shit like this that I can only come to the conclusions that not even the people saying this shit actually believe it.

That's not what this thread is even complaining about, user

what in the god damn

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user asking the real questions

>Brown muscle girl
All is forgiven

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number 15, two niggas kissing

Based. I'll consider it salvageable if we can change Buttercup's haircut and put in her in something skimpy or at least midriff-revealing

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I want to lick Niko's abs!!!

I want to fuck Buttercup's flabs!

Cool design, but at the same time I feel like they are trying too hard.
How is that Mad Max can do this without feeling like a tryhard?

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>they make a Buttercup before and after skin where she is more curvy, younger and more of a grease monkey before she lost her limbs and blew up like a balloon.
I would buy it.

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The point is that its supposed to be BLEEDING EDGE so it has to be tryhard and tacky.

We seek to follow your teachings every day, Architect.

Shame about the hair

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I'd like an even fatter Buttercup alt, desu

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She cannot get any fatter, if she would then she wouldn't have a face anymore.

Same. It looks like part of her belly is already visible in the default skin in the trailer, at least.

That's not fair bros, this was supposed to be our comeback.

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>if she would then she wouldn't have a face anymore
Yeah she would. A fat face. I think you mean she wouldn't have a neck anymore. Which is hot to me.

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>Anarchy Reigns

Does it have any good mods?

Where is this scene from?

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this year's sea of thieves

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the game looks fun tho

mfw no Senua's sequel

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I want to hug_ Senua!

What is it about video games that attracts the mentally ill?

Why didn't Microsoft burn it to ash

TAD's hillclimb into blobs and slobs is one of the best things to happen to fat art.

>one of the best solo AA experiences of 2017
Lets not say anything we'll regret

MACROsoft

>wahhhhhhhhhh me not get pener hard!! burn!! trsah!!! worst game efaaaaa it will flopppppP!!!11 noooooooo why was mk11 successfull it didnt make pener hard nooo its not fair bros

More like Butterface

Dilate

Wait, weren't they making Neon Genesis Evangelion game? Was I being lied to? On the internet?

user please tell me you didn't fall for that it was fanart reversed

Xchad here
I think a 4vs4 melee game is interesting, I'm genuinely curious to see it in action

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>Is this real?
All the Gears devs on Twitter currently have them as avatars.
And the Xbox twitter has this

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Hellblade is depressing... I wish good things would happen to her once in a while :(

man here, post feet pics

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Myrahs alive?!?!

>western character designs
>western studios
>western games
fuckin lol

Wtf is in her hair

When is Nintendo going to make Smash branded soap? Might entice the players to actually bathe

Just noticed she has robot arms. Shame, I was hoping for some nice flabby bingo wings.

>western studio gets adventurous and decides to abandon unsightly realism
>characters still all turn out to be butch goblins because anti-idealized visual design cancer is still in effect
When will they learn that no-one wants to play as an uggo surrounded by other uggos, no matter how stylized?

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>this is the game that made MS decide the studio was worth buying
OH NONONONONONO

>An Overwatch/TF2/Battleborn/Whatever else clone
>In 2019

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This is an edit, right?

Why not seven

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It's not surprising, it's an always online multiplayer SJW game that can be loaded with microtransactions and lootboxes
It's exactly the kind of game they're interested in

>Overweightwatch
OH NONONONO

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You guys are retarded. That’s not what happened at all.

A single MS executive saw a Donkey Kong poster while visiting Rare’s office and falsely assumed they would own Donkey Kong. He was quickly corrected. The narrative that they thought they were buying Donkey Kong is peddled by Nintendo fanboys.

We should test this with babies

Well I'm an ugly man but I'm not attracted to ugly women

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Any particular reason why you had that saved, mate?

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>Butterface
That would imply you think the rest of her body from the head down is attractive. Do you? If so, that's based.

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Seven ate Nine and went to prison

I have no clue since i play on xbox but i'm aware there's a modding community.

microsoft is a western company from far-left seattle. of course they hopped on the sjw bandwagon.

If only she looked like that. It looks like they went for fat face, arms, and tits, bht left her belly normal sized. Shame.

I didn't even know it was possible for a forehead to be fat. Like god damn at what point does the body decide to store fat in the god damn forehead.

>every time there is a photo or screenshot of a real or fake white person that is ugly white nationalists claim that they must have nonwhite DNA

why does anyone ever get excited when microsoft buys a studio? they always, always, always get run into the ground because microsoft's ideas are terrible.

I see they are appealing to the black male demographic.

Nigger here, can confirm

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you will never be a woman. Dilate

When the franchise was transferred to a dev team in (((Canada))) headed by a guy who openly admits to browsing Resetera

To be fair, that guy was the main guy of the original trilogy along with Cliff.

As someone who preordered pretty much every Gears game, when i saw they were going to make her the new protagonist, I dropped the series immediately. Fuck that.

Damn, Zarya really let herself go

so many triggered kids on this board now.

Amy Hennig gave us Legacy of Kain, shut your whore mouths niggers.

>a 4v4 game in 2019
They fucked up. Also, some of those designs are decent while others are god awful.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm kinda over female protagonists.

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Didn't they learn anything from Battleborn? Even Yea Forums learned something from Battleborn: Don't make Battleborn.

how do you even know this
even if i read a post that explained that to me i would quickly forget about it because it's not important
console war idiots are so retarded

I want to do this to my wife so bad but her endometriosis makes it impossible without putting her in immense crippling pain.

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She looked like she had a pretty big gut to me.

I can't fap unless her gut protrudes further than her tits. Until then, she's not REAL fat.

Why would post an article pointing out the blatantly obvious? Fat guys aren't attracted to fat chicks either, most that are into that are either twigs or fit as hell. Was this actually news to you?

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What's this from?

Why the fuck she looks so fucking ugly compared to the cutie Gears of War 4 version?

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Less stylish Anarchy Reigns from a dev that is better at presentation than they are at gameplay. What a hit!

I bet her arms are flabby haha I bet they jiggle a lot.

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>game releases
>Buttercup most OP character in game
>fully customizable size with high definition jiggle physics
>powersup by eating

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>Buttercups tits and arm fat jiggles and flaps around like crazy when she dashes in-game

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This

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B R U H

I want that snu snu

She's got robot arms. No wonderful arm jiggle.

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How many years ago

just noticed she has a polycount pin on her jacket
are they ripping off TF2 or borderlands?

Where is this from?

>fat arms
Men of patrician tastes.

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Unfortunate.

Can we go bigger?

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I THINK WE CAN

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Roasty Toasty sat on a wall...

That's kind of weird to that extent. I think I can still fap to it, though.
imagine the pit sweat

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Cute girls aren't allowed in games in 2019, sweetie
Only hideous ogre shemales

Based

My male companion of darker complexion

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lmao

>Makuta
shit dude, when we getting Lewa?

Cringe and blue-pilled