>be game developer
>see this guy lining up to ask a question
what do you do Yea Forums?
Be game developer
Brody Baker
Eli Roberts
>what do you do Yea Forums?
dedotate more wam
Anthony Watson
well im not so arrogant or out of touch to have just announced a mobile game to a crowd of hardcore gamers expecting a sequel announcement to one of our biggest franchises, so im assuming his question won't be all that barbed and ill be able to answer it without too much hassle
Jackson Gray
shit brix and fake collapse on stage
Hudson Sanchez
Benjamin Perez
kek
Dylan Bell
>*ahem*
>dear blizzcon
>*fumbles with the notes*
>and dear advertisers
>i would like to propose a toast
Julian Taylor
pic related
William Morgan
what are those things on his arms?
Jackson Barnes
weights
Jonathan Clark
Limiters. He only takes them off when he has to use "that".
Hunter Martinez
>That long shot where he's the only one illuminated
It's pure kino
Brayden Carter
wristguards of truth +1
Leo Gutierrez
>the guy is dressed in red
>the nondescript masses around him are tinted in red light
>he still stands out from the crowd perfectly
High level cinemagraphy
Joshua Baker
Thomas Wilson
>Be me
>See some bald cunt walking up wearing weights on his arms because he thinks he's Goku
>He is literally S O Y personified, a human Wojack.
>Tell security he is a convicted child rapist with a hard drive full of '100000 year old but looks like a 5 year old I swear' child porn as well as ACTUAL child porn
>Have him beaten to death on the spot
>mfw he doesn't even have a cell phone to call for help
Jaxon Young
talk to wammy as long as i can to make him lose his shit over a little girl, distracting the audience while i gtfo from game cons forever
Juan Miller
>He gets up, cocks his head, and yells "April fool's."
>Your stock drops 10% overnight
Owen Ross
Nice filename faggot
Gavin Jones
Thanks
Jordan Flores
based
Eli Adams
someone post the chink vs moby image
Kevin Perez
Remember rock lee from naruto
Mason Campbell
You don't mean...
Jace Young
RUN
Evan Jones
This is true heroism. A single man among the sea of sycophants who dares to stand up to corporate villainy. David & Goliath retold.
Zachary Foster
it was just his turn to ask a question user
it literally looks like that for anyone doing the same
Lucas Thompson
I can almost guarantee they won't be doing q&a with the users, and if they do, it'll be thoroughly vetted
Blake Price
So what's he doing now? Did they blacklist him for being a champ?
Juan Wilson
Tell that silly longnose to eat shit and get a proper phone and buy my cheaply made products. The Red Dragon rises!
Charles Thompson
Nice edit, m88.
Leo King
Do you think Notch knew that little autistic kids would be Minecraft's main playerbase?
Grayson Brooks
He used to shill it on Yea Forums, so obviously.
Adrian Anderson
Jacob Mitchell
>Do you guys not have Dedotated WAM?
Isaiah Allen
why do you think so many kids are redpilled now
Blake Lopez
post her mom
Hunter Thompson
Pewdiepie