Destroy All Humans!

seething kaggnadsi

>you will live long enough to see Mercenaries and Mercenaries 2 being remastered

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WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK IS TIMESPLITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Which one? Two with coop was fun.

The first one was actually surprisingly good.

>Nostalgia is one hell of a drug, i don't remember anyone liking this series when it originally came out, it was just shovelware shit.
Are you high? Destroy All Humans and Destroy All Humans 2 are widely loved games. There's a reason people were pissed off when Pandemic's Australian branch was shut down.

ayy lmao

>still no timesplitters
i sleep

>The PS2 aesthetic
It oozes soul

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anyone who played it at my place loved it

X com 3 too maybe?

How the fuck is THQ of all publishers the only one that is putting out shit with SOUL?

Anybody experience ALOT of inopportune crashing with the first game on PS4?

that was a hell of a trailer

because in truth they're just retarded poorly-made remasters with no effort to fully utilize modern technologies
but retarded hipsters like you will lap everything up, because they have "soul", aka the same retarded models of 10 years ago just upscaled in res and polygon count
yikes
>DUUUUDE! JUST LIKE MY CHILDHOOD WHEN I USED TO BE BULLIED AND MY PARENTS YELLED AT ME!!!

Random Swedish billionaire is the one behind most of these investments actually.

It's THQ Nordic mostly in name outside of the Darksiders games IIRC.

Haven't been this excited for a game for a long time

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>remake

The spongebob game looks quite abit different from the original incarnation visually and will be adding cut content alongside multiplayer.

Burden of proof is on you to prove otherwise that they're being lazy about it.

>Random Swedish Billionaire

...could it be?

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Spongebob and Destroy all humans?
THQ really nows how to cater to milennials.

plus it's dirt cheap

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If its not Timesplitters next I am going to be pissed!

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Not really, they were Just Cause shovelware tier. Only 12 year old without taste liked them

Where's Timesplitters?

SOUL

Is it just one or both?

I bet you think the original Mercenaries wasn't amazing, too.

I mean what the fuck else is he doing besides being cooped up in his mansion feeling sorry for himself

You don't remember it because you probably weren't born yet, you faggot.

Not like they released 10 games after them

I'm not going to buy a single game from these pedophiles.

>Poorly made

Based on what?

>DUUUUDE! JUST LIKE MY CHILDHOOD WHEN I USED TO BE BULLIED AND MY PARENTS YELLED AT ME!!!

You mean the time you're experiencing currently?

>Mercenaries and Mercenaries 2 being remastered
EA still owns them

Please add new weapons

Please add more npc variety

I hope they improve the core mechanics and mission structure. Played the original recently and while there's a good game there, the combat felt janky and dated, and the missions were too straightforward and uninteresting.

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They should have just made a new game

I remember the sequel being a bit better
That's the problem with these remasters, they're only doing the first games (for the foreseeable future)

>notch is funding Yea Forums approved remakes as penance for his actions
hey man i'd be totally ok with that

Had it for Xbox. It was mediocre.

It is a new game, though. Does this look like the first Destroy All Humans to you?

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They already did a remaster a couple of years ago, it's almost certain that this is a soft reboot since we're back in the 50s.

Remake? Okay.

What actions?
Why would he pay penance?

s-shut up

Holy shit, you must had a shitty childhood to not actually enjoy these games back then.
OR you never played them....

Correct, Pandemic was a low tier dev

>Rammstein
okay, this is based

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it's definitely Santa Modesta

But Dissection is Swedish

The second one was a lot better and more fun with friends but you're right. The franchise is mediocre, except for one game.

Shut the fuck up tranny faggot.
Nothing, peobably wrong-think that ipseta the 40%ers suicide rates and lanky armed soý boys with aids like Carlos Maza

Or I wasnt a kid when I played them and I could tell they were mindless sandboxes mixed with bad jokes

that is definitely the same location with prettier graphics, it'll just be the first game reskinned

explains why jon killed himself
id kill myself too if I was born a swedecuck

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Groovy. Hope they tweak the controls.

So the three games revealed were Spongebob, Darksiders Genesis, and this? Any thing else getting revealed?

Do you really want another shitfest like Big Willy or Path of Furon again instead of the comfy 50s again?

Probably but he’d never admit it.

Hopefully Timesplitters, but they might save that for E3, if it’s true.

Looks decent enough visually, already played it a shitton on my PS2 but am a least glad it's getting a remaster, hopefully more shit gets added like with that Spongebob game, but i'm fine with it as is.

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Shoo shoo back to your jrpg threads

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This

Also you know they're gonna force some Anti Trump shit in there

>All this good shit from older generations coming back, even if they weren't beloved classics
This is a great time for games desu. The late 2000's/early 10's were a fucking nightmare of brown shooter reboots.

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Never played the games because I grew up poor as fuck and could only really ever afford to have like 3 games per console gen but always wanted to play it. Seems like it could be fun.

Zim confirmed?

god damn I can't wait

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There's literally no gameplay in that video, you memeing faggot.

>i don't remember anyone liking this series
correct, it didn't catch on with the normies
>it was just shovelware shit
incorrect, it was always well received critically

He's next

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REMAKE?!
HOLY FUCK

DoNt Be MaD, Be SaDiStiC

The first one at least sold really well.

What's that song?

who currently owns the IP?

>Remake
>Not a proper 3

Fucking Blizzard.

ich will

I hope they add the transmog ability from the 2nd game into this.

He promised a bunch of minecraft stuff but never delivered. He must penance for it

Learn how to speak English before you come here.
Since you're new, or came here in 2016 at best, you don't know that Notch took a bunch of ideas from here and then fucked off after he got big.
He also didn't make good on all his promises.
Now get back to r/The_Donald.

If you want a proper 3, the series needs to become popular again. A remake of a great game from the ps2/og xbox era will hopefully be good enough for the new generation to love and appreciate.

>Rammstein

Ha, knew it.

DaH 2 > DaH
Hippie 60's is a better setting for a game as silly as DaH.

remake this and remastered that and another remake this.
for fuck sake the jews have killed the creativity of the white man and of western civilisation. we're living in a hollow carcass of man-children trying to recapture their childhoods
capital corporate crony jews have built a monopoly on the industry that the triple A titles you get are mindless, generic, bland, soulless garbage. pure trash for sub-human tier people
pathetic. absolutely pathetic

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rip

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP SUPPORTING THIS BIGOT COMPANY!

WOOO NOW I CAN PLAY ANOTHER SAME FUCKING GAME FROM 200 BUT IN 201O WOOOOOO

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>WAAAAAAAH

Unironically have sex and save the white race if you care about it so much

Okay, but why Rammstein?

I foresaw this in yesterday's thread. I FORESAW THIS.

what isn't killing the white race these days? I swear you /pol/thards yell "MUH WHITE GENOCIDE" at every fucking thing

German devs. They probably just like the music.

Gotta rekindle interest first

Anal vore, huh...

You already got a 3. The actual desirable outcome is a 4th set in the 80s.

>not a single POC in the trailer
umm excuse me what? it's 2019 how could something this backwards be made this day and age? we need to tweet THQ Nordic about this disgusting lack of diversity.

Do you people ever get tired of making these stale jokes?

Imagine being this boring

When there are no longer people who unironically say stuff like that.

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hi plebbit

its the 50's baby, plain vanilla was the only flavor back then.

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absolutely wrong. The first two well well reviewed and liked. the third was ass though.

Should of known. That's what I get for thinking that, just fucking maybe, a developer would make a new game in a dead franchise for once instead.

Were going home lads.

Really liked the trailer, even if it didn't have any gameplay footage, it kind of reminded me of those charming 2000s cinematics

Looks like, Remake/Remaster hell is back for this year.

>Developers release new game in franchise that hasn't seen a new installment in over a decade
>Utterly bombs because nobody outside of the fans know about it

Back to /pol/ddit

I mean its still an indicator of the visual style the game will likely aim for

Has it ever gone away? This decade will be remembered as the remaster-remake decade

mercs is one of those games that I like way too much for a remake to be anything but disappointing desu

You're not entirely wrong but get your cringe in check and maybe take a break from this stuff if you have to see literally anything through this lens

>remake

Goddammit

we're coming home bros...
>missing the point
based retard

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>Developers remake game in franchise that hasn't seen a new installment in over a decade
>Utterly bombs because nobody outside of the fans know about it
>Never get a chance at a proper sequel ever again
I love remakes

Who even owns the mercenaries IP now? Still EA?

Is the mainstream video game industry so devoid of ideas all they can do i remaster old niche games very few people still care about?

p gud trailer

German developers and their bands.

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More like

>Developers remake game in franchise that hasn't seen a new installment in over a decade
>Massive success because enthusiastic fans draw a lot of attention to it
>Sequel announced

I love remakes.

reminder

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>niche
Reddit.

I had already known who Blind Guardian was before that and I was so embarrassed by that scene that I quit playing.

not him but when has that ever happened?

To be fair the lyrics actually kinda fit which is nice

Literally the only time I've agreed with the human goiter known as Jim "Salad Dodger and Cum Gargler" Sterling was when he lamented Metal Arms getting stapled to ActiBlizz's bloated ass.

>Monkey King?

What?

Well i might as well give it a go, played so far every game in the series except big willy.

Plus the wee-ooo fits the feeling of older alien movies. It was a good choice.

Why in the fuck wouldn't a new game drum up hype? Hell, new games drum up more hype in this industry that lives by hype.

This is the first game me and my best friend bonded over. Since 2000 fucking 5. We really are going home bros... I think I might cry.

Could be a game based on Chinese folklore.

Own what?

Didn't he want to fund Psychonauts 2, but was declined?

>reddit vehemently defends remakes
Why are people from that site so fucking basic?

I didn't understand a single thing you said.

>no Switch version
Based

Based!

BAAAAAAASEEEEEEEEED!!!!

Farewell to metal arms.

Yikes

Why wouldn't a remake?

How good is the PC version. Not giving EA money so i'll pirate it.

These games LOVE using the theremin.

> it was just shovelware shit.

Imagine being a cawadooty AAA only faggot before the 360 was even a thing

Do people actually prefer getting a remake over a new game? That can't be right? It's bait. Right bros? This board isn't that far gone. Right?

One day, friend
I'm not unhappy about the choices they've made though

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If Crypto and Pox's voice actors don't return it's dead on arrival.

HE'S NEXT

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as if we didn't have enough monkey king shit from assfaggots

>remakes coming to PC
All the more reason for me to upgrade my PC in 2020.

we would prefer a new game, but with the original developer dead and the 2 games made without their involvement being awful, we are probably better off letting the remaking happen and if the devs prove they pulled it off, then we are down for them to see them do something new

>Actual fun trailer
What the fuck.

Video games in general are a Communist Jew plot though. Bing bing wahoo instead of RaHoWa and all that.

Assfaggots count for nothing in terms of content
If anything you should point out Enslaved, which was good in concept but mediocre overall
Even then, that was ages ago

It's a PS2 era game. I'm guessing it's a remake insofar as it hits the same story beats but everything will be expanded.

Also the industry is so shit right now the most recently made game I own is DOOM 2016. A PS2 remake will probably be better than 90% of the shit that comes out nowadays.

>buy this game goy if you want to see a new installment goy
fuck off with this hostage tactic

>Destroy All Humans remake
>Rammstein in the trailer
Well I'm sold on NUTHQ.

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>Rammstein
I preferred Sum 41
youtube.com/watch?v=1gNnfmKAojQ

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>BFBB Remaster with a lot of the cut content added back in and online multiplayer/co-op
>Destroy All Humans Remake is FINALLY happening
>Something relating to Time Splitters is very likely

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THQ STARTED REMAKING PURE KINO?!

The first two games sold very well and people loved them, but critics gave them "middling to above average" reviews. The other games were shat on by critics and gamers alike.

The first one was at least. I don't remember how 2 was recieved, and the ones after that definitely were shovelware

Never played Path of the Furon or that other weird one, are they really not worth it?

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Screenshots

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Nope.

2 is the only good one.

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That's literally all I want my remasters to be. Crash added the jump physics of 3 to all games and it actually fucks with a lot of the jumping in 1.

Can't wait for the SJW to remove things like Crypto being a womanizer or the anal ray

1 is good, 2 is better, if you really love DAH Path of the Furon is tolerable at best, Big Willy is shit.

aaaayyyyyy lmaoooooo

They're adding in cut content apparently. So I'm guessing they got back some old devs who knew what that was going to be.

>Girlfriend who's obsessed with things like marvel movies and vampire shows asks for an album for birthday (don't worry, we split a while back)
>Specifically, an MTV one
>Oh god, fine whatever
>Amazon gives you free downloads for buying it
>Okay I'll listen to a few
>Discover I still like them
I regret nothing

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Same, it gives games that were good but didn't hook that big of an audience a second chance. Even if they don't take off the people who did like those games can get it.
Plus let's be real it can't cost that much to recreate a ps2 game, if it succeeds it might show other companies that there's profit to be made in smaller titles that you don't have to spend millions on.

I remember reading about them, how the fuck do they have so much money.

A remake gauges interest in a new one and the original isn't that good and was carried by the concept so a remake could basically be a new game anyway.

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Fuck off Hitler I'm playing my games and having fun. Go back to your paintings that are shit, I bet you don't even know basic construction you cunt.

The song is about asking people to believe you.

Neither were made by Pandemic and were made during the 2008 Recession so they underwent budget cuts mid development.

Is that Rammstein?

God I miss the PS2 B tier middleware era. Just enough money to make what they want, not so much money they need to make it appeal to everyone.

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I'll admit I passed it up since it did look like that on the surface, but I had never actually heard bad things about it to back up that feeling

it's next

Seems like a reimagining of the first game and not a remake of the game, but I welcome that if they keep the same story, actors and jokes. The gameplay wasn't amazing since the movement was slow and jetpack sucked, but as long as they keep everything else and just add cool movement options like what that jetpack rush thing looks like in one of the screenshots, it'll be cool

I love the leathery grimaces they have.

>No switch
Oh boy get ready for the port begging

>no nigger
BASTE
and
REDPILLED

I miss shovelware in general as even though most of it was shit you did get some jems like Spongebob, Billy and Mandy, or Batman Begins (which was the prototype for the Arkham games) and I'd love to see a return to it just for the potential alone, hell if this was still the PS2 Era we would have got a John Wick game by now.

oh man, I played the shit out of both these games

I'm curious to see how the remake is handled, cause these games came out prior to the huge sandbox explosion so they're quite limited compared to everything that's been pumped out post-Assassin's Creed.

whats the screenshot from

The west desperately needs a return to the AA game/studio model. It's slowly becoming more common but not nearly enough.

same user, same

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youtube.com/watch?v=JyfE55c_ZjI

and we can take 8Chen for this

Didn't Notch take a lot of "vacations" when he was working on Minecraft?

>Crypto what are you doing? Don't harvest the melanin-enriched brainstems, they have little to no genetic value to us! You must acquire the brains of the higher species, you can easily tell them apart by their light pigmentation.
wtf how did they get away with this?????

Because you were probably a Halo baby who wouldn't have known a good game if it was dropped on your head

>The late 2000's/early 10's were a fucking nightmare of brown shooter reboots.

Wasn't that the time when the entire games industry had the "We want the Call of Duty audience" mentality?

Oh man remake when?

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>still have this installed on my 360
There are no words for how happy I would be if that got a remake for PC.

I'm only play first two games on ps2, what's wrong with big Willy unleashed? like people pretend it doesn't exist and well other than it's a Wii exclusive

Timesplitters is Koch Media my dude, I don't think THQ has anything to do with it.

I've only played Destroy all Humans 1 and 2, and 2 is better. Both these games were made by Pandemic, the ones afterwards were made by random shovelware developers.

Making fun of fast food chains just doesn't make sense when the previous games were all about making fun of the decade they were set in.
Not to mention the gameplay is the worst in all the games.

There's no way they'd respect the original destroy all humans with this remake... Do any of you here remember the life ruining quests? One of them made you take over a man's body, tell his wife he was going to get a sex change, made him get a sex change, then left him.

>Monster Jam
Huh?

i'd say a joke like that is more relevant than ever.

AAA devs be seething

When did they say something about Timesplitters? Was it during that chan interview?
I'd love it to happen but it seems too good to be true

>Do any of you here remember the life ruining quests? One of them made you take over a man's body, tell his wife he was going to get a sex change, made him get a sex change, then left him.

That was in DAH 2.

S-someday....

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It was shit

I did, as well as the health bar not displaying correctly, it would freak me out during combat.

That is indeed Rammstein

If they made a completely new game you'd be saying:
>Buy this game goy even though we fucked it up goy
>fuck off with this reboot tactic

>that jab at Trump
/pol/ BTFO'd

Go dilate tranny

>getting triggered when there ISNT any politics in the trailer

HOLY FUCKING SHIT CAN POL JUST KILL THEMSELVES ALREADY PLEASE

THQ Nordic acquired Koch Media last year.

AYYYYYYY

>if you don't like my universally hated game you're a tranny
Nice logic there.

Different VAs (Crypto sounds like fucking dracula doing a southern accent)
Different humor (bad, unfunny, and too much 4th wall breaking)
Shit gameplay, shit story

Remake, not remaster, how do you faggots STILL get this wrong every fucking time

Oh, huh. That's cool.
So they own Deep Silver now?

Not shovelware shit - a solid midtier game. Disappointed it's a remake but I have to admire THQ bringing games like this and Spongebob back, the last two generations have sorely lacked anything that isn't a AAA title or indie game.

never played DAH, but visually I think they've done a good job
if TimeSplitters looks as good as Sponge and this my jizz would knock down a wall

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dude I remember back when G4 was a thing and this game came out and watching them say it was awesome made me really want it, I but that alone made tons of other people buy it
you're just a zoomer

yes and everything cock media has

disappointed no one posted this yet

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Who says there's gonna be anything Timesplitters related?

I liked it it had interesting concepts but it was obviously a refurbished mmo, a sequel would be wiser.

>DAH1 Remake does well
>Rehydrated does well
>THQ Nordic is able to start making new games and entries with the spare dosh
Didnt THQ Nordic do the Saints Row games too?

That's completely up to Sony

looks like were finally out of the worst of it

time splinters

Is THQNordic buying up every B tier IP released in the last two decades?

>universally hated
Huh?

yes they're going to announce some SR shit, they teased it

That's Volition

Is this that game where one of the characters was an electric eyeball?

they're becoming what THQ wanted to be

THQ said themselves there's a ton of fans in the company and they find the games amazing, it's absolutely happening, shit would sell gangbusters

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That's looking pretty neat.

We require new DAH shitposts.

It's no secret user. The game bombed and was pretty much disliked by everyone as the only thing it had going for it was designed by McFarlane.

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>port the Spongebob game to switch but not this
fuck off

XCOM crossover when

This shit was boring as fuck. I never finished it.

Do any of the ex-THQ employees still work there?

Newfags get of my fucking board

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It's on PC, who the fuck cares what consoles it's on

Console plebs/warriors do.

>Being a pure Nintendo fag

That hasn't been viable since the fucking SNES, more and more devs have been embracing PC since steam became worth a damn so build a PC to complement Nintendo systems.

thats what you get nint0ddler

I'm , and I was on Yea Forums around 2011, when Minecraft was still being worked on by Notch, I just have a very foggy memory.

Weird. Seeing completely the opposite.

True. I hope these remakes outsell new games that are coming out.

I would cum for days. That shit with online multiplayer would be such sweet surrender.

I never had an xbox to play it, I'm glad it's finally being released to PC.

Nah, but it will still be widely popular because you get to destroy the idealized White America

>every B tier IP released in the last two decades?

I fucking wish

>all those 5th and 6th gen middle market games forgotten to time
>restored to life and are more fun than the AAAAA shitshows of 9 month crunch and monetization out the ass

I hope one day they start buying dead IPs off shitty companies like EA. Bring back Mercenaries. Sequel The Saboteur. Anything is better than current day mainstream vidya.

Me too man

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I completely agree with you. While its undeniable many AAA games can be great fun (see DMC5 as a clear example), most of the games I still hold close to my heart are AA cult games that only by chance I picked up and loved for ever. I am extremely happy for Destroy to return, hopefully it will remind the industry a bit of what the consumers want.

Yes

lol shut up polfag

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man I hope we see some good gameplay footage of this to get a feeling for what's the same/different

game could feel very empty if it's a 1:1 remake with better graphics.

I want to see Mystique

THQNordic has more than 80 fucking games in development right now. If it doesn't get announced, it's at least getting worked on.

>rammstein
holy fucking based

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the brammstien mustic make me to sucking hype i grough him game not long got bor 1o buckeroos but his foucld be alot of guck fuck that wa a cool rtailer

Yeah people forget how small the maps were, it needs to be a re reimagining.

>american "humor"

are you having a stroke

If it's a $30 game like Spongebob then it might not need much expansion.

Yeah if they can't make new good stuff at leadt give us beefed up old good stuff
I personally missed a lot of golden nuggets from 2003 to 2006 because lolpoorfag so it's great way to catch up

THQ already burned the rope bridge between them and the resetera fags after the 4+Yea Forums debacle, they don't have anyone to suck up to besides actual fans of the franchises they own.

lmao you faggots are so insecure

retard

based if true

>THQ Nordic have literally zero reasons to ever pander to Resetera SJW trannies because they already burned all bridges with the 8gag QA

Based

It obviously is looking at the screenshots. The maps are completely different and look bigger/more detailed.

Anal probing is deeply entrenched in American ayy lore. Im just hoping the modern consoles can handle more destruction

based

Lord it turned /pol/ here quick huh

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>they were mindless sandboxes mixed with bad jokes
What the fuck's wrong with that? go play your narrative walking simulators and leave us alone.

The exact layout of the farm has been burned in my head fro over a decade. If it is changed, I'll be pissed.

You absolute fucking retard of a dumpster baby. DAH is fucking great. Only shitty one was the third one

Was interested in this, but then I saw the Black Forest logo. They've haven't done anything good. Have low expectations in this now.

There was a third one?

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This and Gothic is likely coming back. Though I hope PB does Elex 2 first.

good b8

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Jews must be pretty based if they can make all of Western civilization and the white man bow down to them. Might even call them a superior race...

Most of the series about killing hippies tho

Exactly.

Nigger pls I remeber watching trailers for first one when it was announced and I was blown away by physics and freedom you could destroy everything it was awesome. Proper AAA game

He wanted to run but Tim asked way more than he was willing (more than 2 millions) , so he refused.

>germans selfinsert as world conquerors
kek
they never changed

It's because you weren't here when it released, newfaggot. One of the few games Yea Forums almost unanimously loved. The sequels were shit though.

They aren't because the original THQ was complete shit.

/pol/ projects super hard. You know how they go on and on and on about "muh ess jay double yoos are so triggered"? Right now they are literally jumping at their own shadows. Only a trailer has been shown and already they are frothing at the mouth over nothing.
>THEY WILL REMOVE _____ TO APPEASE THE SJWS!!!11!!!!11!!!!!!1!!!!
>THEY WILL ADD _____ TO APPEASE THE SJWS!!!11!!!!11!!!!!!1!!!!

>sequels
What's wrong with Destroy All Humans 2? I thought it was a lot better.

So, will activision get their shit together and make Simpsons Hit N Run 2 / remake?

It's Activisionblizzard, what do you think?

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THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING NEWS I'VE HEARD IN LITERAL YEARS.
THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING
I CAN NOT FUCKING WAIT, DESTROY ALL HUMANS ONE AND TWO WERE ABSOLUTELY AMAZING FUCKING GAMES, THE TRAILER WAS FULL OF KINO ANS SOUL.
I CAN NOT BELIVE AFTER YEARS OF BEING DEVOID OF HAPPIENESS AND EXCITEMENT FOR VIDEOGAMES, I'M FINALLY FEELINGING HAPPY AGAIN ABOUT IT.
THIS IS PERFECT, HOPEFULLY THEY HAVE THE ORIGINAL VA'S COMING AS WELL.
HOLY SHIT

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I was a halo baby and loved the first two games.
He's just a retard.

Its bound to be though, /pol/ is the smartest, wisest and most sought after board in the whole chan and channel boards. The mere expression of its ideology can set off a chain reaction of butthurt replies from obviously retarded non-whites and genetically inferior kikes like this charming fellow.

Also, nice job to THQ for bringing back DAH name in the spotlight. Now they have to claim back Relic again and all is right in the gaming world.

>Bad jokes
Yeah, that's exactly why it was a great game. The absolute over the top corny shit with bad jokes slapped in. You sure missed the point of the game hard for someone who wasn't a kid when it released user.

Do we know for sure it's a remake as opposed to a new entry?

I'm ready for a plethora of soulful remakes.

Spongebob and Crypto fucking making something of this E3

That they'll instead make a sequel, but massively underfund it and go "lol guess nobody wanted it after all!"

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I'm honesly hoping that's placeholder, if they are putting effort into this from the ground up it should be a bit more on release.

Budget. THQNordic is a midrange publisher and can't make expensive Sandboxes. 1 also isn't very good and was carried by the concept so another stab at it isn't a bad idea.

Yeah DAH was good but I'm still waiting for the return of the king

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$30 is exactly where they should be selling remakes with genuine effort behind them. its enough money to make an individual sale count but not so much where people will just wait for a sale on mass.

Read that wrong, thought you were asking why it's a remake instead of a new entry. Yes it's a remake but will likely be more a reimaging then a 1:1 remake.

If they do i'll be an unashamed shill for them. Please do it THQ. Please. And FEAR as well if you can buy Monolith.

They made crash n.sane, tho

>THQNordic has more than 80 fucking games in development right now.
What the fuck? Really???? How is that possible? Are they just really wealthy or something?

Play Effie.

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>muh too many remakes
remakes are good for devs when it's been a very long time since the last title. it helps them refamiliarize with the game concepts and understand what made the original goods.

They bought a LOT of small devs who any 10 people probably couldnt name, unlike Infiniti Ward or Bungee

You knew just the right combination of words to kill me just a little inside didn't you user?

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>cut content
I can't find any decent images right now, but the OG game had unlockable concept art of giant monsters that weren't in the game. Maybe they're finally gonna show up?

They also rushed it and Spyro out so fast they got fucked up.

That was actually because they realized the license was about to expire and rushed it out as opposed to a money thing, the game came out on the day it expired and it's why they had to ship it before it was ready and patch the rest in.

>Destroy All Humans
>Stubbs the Zombie
>War of the Monsters
The Holy Trinity of 50's sci-fi games.

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ok retard

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Fucking love this game. I'd literally kill for a remake/sequel.
Kinecticlops

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>He thinks it would run on switch

The piece of shit cant even run a 3DS mon hun port at 60 while docked, i have one.

ANONS!!!

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Fake image that's been around for ages, bro

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Fuck you

Oh hell yeah, please, at least make it no differrent than the ps2 one

The first game was quite popular when it came out.

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Where's the fucking Steam page?
Something ain't right here...

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What if I told you, there was more content you didn't get to play that you will be able to play in this one?

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2020 is gonna be the decade of 6 gen remakes. it will gen Z starts getting nostalgia.
in fact it already started with the "2000s kids will get this" meme

There were four games. The last two were shit and weren't made by Pandemic.

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Glad to see Rammstein still trolls people effectively.

They should have used 'Zerstören' which is German for 'destroy'. Maybe that would be too on the nose.

>MAKE WAR, NOT LOVE

>looks more soulful than the original
how do they do it bros?

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Why not though? Big Orange turns out to be mindcontrolled by Aliums all along. Hilarious.

Now we have lootboxes and garbage "services" sold as single purchase products filled with mobile phone game tier microtransactions.

We haven't even scratched the surface. That era was just the tip of the shitberg, randy.

THANK YOU, ARKVOODLE

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THQ Nordic is like a dragon sitting on a bunch of silver ware

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It was a bit barebones. I would really like a proper sequel, but if not that, a full reimagining of the first one with much more content

Can't wait to see what the 50ft President is going to look like in HD.

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>if you can buy Monolith
They're WB bitch and Middle Earth games sold like hotcakes

They should remake 2 after then make a sequel.

I see no issues with this.

Fuck Trump he's a kike

I really wish that they remake 2 too

My guess is they take features from 2 and PotF into this

>Battle for Bikini Bottom remake
>Destroy All Humans Remake
>Modern Warefare remake
>Halo Reach, 1, 2, 3, OST, 4 being remade for PC
>World of Warcraft Classic
IS THIS IT
IS THIS THE YEAR GAMING WAS SAVED???

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The saucer from two felt so much better than the one from the first game. Hope they incorporate a few of two's mechanics.

But there IS a John wick gaming coming out

Free aim in the saucer should be a top feature. And good environmental destruction with it

made out of pure silver, trimmed with white gold

Big Willy didn't even use the actual voice actors for Crypto and Pox. It was only for the fucking Wii and satirised fast food restaurants instead of old movies, which was fucking dumb. PotF had the voice actors and was quite funny, but was Sonic 06 levels of broken. There were so many game-breaking bugs.

>Batman Begins (which was the prototype for the Arkham games)
I see that you have taste

Box-art

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I fucking wish stubbs the zombie was remastered or anything because I'm not playing it on the OG xbone

Fuck dude new serious sam and now this.
Keep remaking classic games and ill be happy

A new PC port would be great.

That's not the switch's fault though, numbnuts. They did they for crossplay or out of pure laziness considering it still uses the crusty audio instead of higher quality versions of the same sfx.

based samfag

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>new serious sam
what did I miss

>CRYPTO! You incompetent fool!

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>Rammstein just released a new album very recently
Holy shit

just look into serious sam 4. not much is known but its being worked on.

Steam Page
store.steampowered.com/app/803330/Destroy_All_Humans/

>make threads about this game
>no replies
>lazy shitty soulless cashgrab remake
>OMG YASS DESTROY ALL HUMANS WHAT A GREAT GAME 500+ REPLIES

cope, unironically

What's shaking, user? You look a little..what's the word...constipated.

The 2nd one was better, will this be easier, have to use cheat codes on the original

>Not an Epic exclusive
Praise Arkvoodle

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I wish they made a sequel instead but I can get down with this, I guess.

what the fuck. these games were pretty challenging, but far from impossible.

She'll never kiss you after coming home from her night shift.

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>not having a Switch and PC
2019 etc

That was in the second game.

>why are they speaking german wtf?
>oh

i like the sound of a remake, the original had quite a few issues

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>>no replies
>last thread about DAH has 300 replies on it

>Includes the restored, much-rumored, never before seen: Lost Mission of Area 42!
Nice.

Any info what this mission is? Did it appear in the concept art or anything?

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No it's not Notch. The Swede is the CEO of THQ Nordic and he's legitimately a 40 something year old boomer who first started doing business as a teenager selling second hand trading cards and comics. He founded Nordic Games at the age of 16, and from there managed to work up to vidya in the early 2000s. He's been using slow and steady as his business strategy all his life, and with a passion for vidya, comics, and tabletop games, he's the reason THQ Nordic is so upbeat and full of soul.

who here Blisk gang?

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I bet in today's social climate this game will receive a Mature rating from the ESRB.

Kind of disappointed it's not a new game, but after learning about the Spongebob game I'm sure the remake will have new content.

>virgin furon vs the chad blisk

Rich dude in charge of everything from what I've heard, bless him for doing what that fucker Notch should have been doing after becoming a billionaire.
This guy is fulfilling everything I wanted.

also getting that hippie drafted to vietnam.

Black Forest Games? They made those shitty Giana sisters sidescroller games. A CGI promo trailer doesn't really tell us the quality and whether it'll be an improvement over Pandemic's version. I'd rather a new game, than the same one I've played over and over.

I got excited and then i saw the word remake FUCK
OFF
WITH THIS SHIT. make a new one make a new one make a new one make a new one

So? The first game had anti bush stuff in it. But since you were probably five you didn't pick up on it.

Considering every game made after Pandemic left sucked, I'd rather the new guys cut their teeth on remaking the originals before they try something new.

yeah but bush wasn't even the president then, it was tony blair.

Actually kys

Have sex and cope harder, incel.

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>cop is black instead of that mick bill o'rights

100,000 enemies on screen at once.

>bill of rights? who needs a bill of rights? I'm bill..and i'm right!

We can all agree that THQ nordic is by far the best publisher around right?

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I hope they don't do a 1:1 remake of 1. I hope they add some mentions and off-hand comments about stuff from all the other games, like mentions of arkvoodle or something.

Wow, you're an insecure faggot.

also i don't think that's black, just in the shade.

>black cops in the 50s

no way.

hey that looks pretty good. they retained the old visual style.

Why is a remake a good thing? I already played Destroy all Humans, I want a SEQUEL to it. It's just the same game with better graphics, who gives a fuck?

Post the Diner waitress please.

Those are some nice looking graphics. It's amazing how good modern games can look if they aren't trying to be brown and bloom or shitty Overwatch clones

>Does this look like the first Destroy All Humans to you?
more or less

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Will she return as the main villain?

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Guarantee there will be porn of her before the game releases.

>he doesn't want the saucer nuke in 2020-level graphics
>or the stealth mission to set off the nuke in the shitty desert level
>or the mech battle and final actual battle remade either
come the fuck on user

DELETE THIS NO ONE CAN KNOW SILHOUETTE IS A WOMAN.

Fucking this

imagine the SFM/Blender porn if her model is somewhere in the game files

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What would be a good setting for Destroy All Humans besides the 50's? The 50's was the best possible setting which is why it was the first, and why it's getting a remake hopefully with everything improved. Theonly other time period I can think of that would be equally as good is possibly the 90's.

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The 60s
The 70s
It can be anything user

>All these great porns of 50s girls

Faggots like you are why we rarely ever get solid AA games anymore in place of these shitty AAA ones.

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Also, look, they clearly have added new cities. It's not just Santa Modesta.

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SILHOUETTE IS A WHAT!?

>being too retarded to understand the difference between a remake and a remaster
>expecting anyone to take you seriously

>The 60's
wasn't as good a setting thematically as the 50's.
>The 70's
Literally shit

Hey monkey brain, there's gonna be cut content. Area 42 baybee.

SILHOUETTE IS A WOMAN. THEY AREN'T SUPPOSED TO KNOW SHE'S A WOMAN.

anything up to 90s. 50s a good start due to americana, cant go beyond 00s due to 9/11 making everyone sad

>the 90's
>Vampire: The Masquerade's satirical take on the 90's but with furons
Yes please.

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so true

The 60s was fine and they did pretty well
The 70s was shit because the devs are hacks

>New content on top of the remake

>remake
cautiously optimistic

People don't want new things. They want the exact same games again but with better graphics. It's ironic since Destroy all Humans is a very gimmicky take on the free roaming sandbox game, which at the time was very new.

If a spiritual successor exactly like Destroy All Humans came out no one would play it, since there's no nostalgia involved. But I agree, we've waited over 15 years to play the same games again.

>not wanting a disco era game
Pure pleb

The reason why I think the 90's is a good setting for a destroy all humans game is because this was about when the X-Files was popular, and basically every kid at this time has watched ET. So there's a big alien influence and government conspiracy theme to this time period.

Post WW1 Prohibition Era where you can fight the mafia too.

>Didn't anyone tell you? The name of the game is "Destroy all Humans", not SCREW AROUND on the mothership!

A remake isn't a remaster

I wonder if the 00's could be a fun setting later in the future, like say fifty or so years from now for that generation where they're not basically still living in it/still feeling the after effects of it.

50's is good because it's the original ayy lmao with theremin, men in black suits, etc.
90's is good because it's the X-Files aesthetic

Looks exactly like Rockwell though..

If they don't get Crypto's VA back I'm gonna kill everyone in this thread

If it ain't broke don't fix it (besides the graphics and cut content).
Hell they just started remaking old pinball machines and they play better than ever too, it's a good stepping stone towards potential sequels.

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So is this the second or third game THQ Nordic announced? I obviously saw Spongebob the other day.
Do they still got one more to show?

HOLY SHIT AAAAAAAAAAA

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DaH 2 was the 60's and it worked
I think the 80's would work also. The mind control and forced dance powers fit well with the 80's aesthetics

Maybe it's just being scarred as a child but this game is my nightmare. Maybe I'll check it out this time though and overcome my fear of aliens.

SO. Where does THQ go from here? I feared this would be a remake after the SpongeBob announcement and it is but that's not so bad. What I'm interested in is what they'll do it these games do well. Remake those games sequels or make something brand new? I really really hope they make some new games next (assuming these are good) because I want some fresh experiences.

nah thats covered by the 50s (macarthy). the games lean into pop culture, whether it was 50s americana, 60s hippies, 70s disco etc.

90s would be grunge, boybands, tamagochis etc.

the 00s is a fundamentally depressed decade. it was the time when optimism post ww2 finally came crashing down

Look on the positive side, maybe they're just gauging market interest in the series while opening up the chance for new players to enjoy it while a sequel is in the works

Or it could be a Plymouth Voyager type of thing

This might be the third one with the second being Darksiders Genesis. But who knows

>TFW reading everything in this thread in his voice

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The first game was a little rough, compared to a lot of the quality of life added in 2. I wonder if they’ll add mp into 1 like spongebob and other improvements from 2 into the remake.

I'm watching a longplay of 1 now, Pox is seeming like the more important VA.

Darksiders spin-off was Yesterday.

Third. They also announced a diablo-like Darksiders

Disappointing. That's nowhere near as cool as Soongebob and this.

Nice bait. All the faggots falling for it.

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Was this the last reveal? Or is there something more?

Probably more remakes, but I think it's not just a fad, it could be revitalizing these IPs to see which ones have the most interest and then make all-new sequels for them.

If anything, they're open to releasing sequels as well with Desperados 3 in production

People are speculating it's Timesplitters

By that measure we should just remake Super Mario Brothers with better sprites and extra levels. I really don't think Destroy All Humans NEEDS to be remade, like the guy I responded to "I've already played it".

Pinballs machines getting remade are different since they are rare in comparison to a game on a disk that you buy or emulate easily. If the game was half a remake and half new levels,weapons,missions,etc then that'd be a different story. But we'll have to wait and see.

They're both very important desu.

Shut your whore mouth. Destroy All Humans was ALWAYS good.

Not as cringy as breaking benjamin in halo i guess.

I mean the game is about fucking with humans, overcoming the odds and eventually conquering them. Just look at it from their perspective instead of your own and have fun!

Based and Cryptopilled.

>post ww2 optimism died in the 00s
What in the hell are you talking about, between Vietnam and the 70s oil crash and global recession and looming nuclear holocaust the post war optimism was dead by the mid 70s

>being afraid of ayy lmaos
>not wanting to fuck them

crypto has the best boomer voice

that was last year with DMC V

The soundtracks to Destroy all Humans is pretty underrated.

youtube.com/watch?v=QBizgg7dioA

vietnam affected a relatively small number of people. the bomb was always there but didnt affect people ever; drills stopped by the mid 60s. the crashes were tiny compared to the GFC

Wow the new TF2 update looks really good!

Make new games with a bigger budget? They own those IPs after all. Some of the IPs already had sequels released/in works.

I think they did that on the GBA

Post your hopes for the remake:
>deploy abducted cows/people on top of things
>use telekinesis to anal probe cows with people
>more contextual ability interactions
>customize crypto appearance
>saucer skins
>new weapons

Fucking Ayy Lmaos is the whole reason they are attacking us though.
If we didn't have furon DNA locked in our brain stems they wouldn't care about us.

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I hope it's easy to mod on PC for when you finally beat the game since the real fun is the sandbox cities and destruction.

Yeah also older Americans thought dying for your country when she commands it, regardless of whether the enemy actually poses a serious threat, wasn't just reasonable but an honor! The youth were just draft-dodging, flag burning little pussies who needed to grow up.

2's human disguise instead of 1's with an upgrade to make it infinite.

Well they'd just use a planet cracker and get rid of all of us at once if we lacked furon DNA.

>larping to falseflag /pol/
When did your life lost every bit of meaning so you could waste your time on this, user?

experimental version of that disk gun drone weapon from 2 using some other furon on the mothership instead of pox and the janitor

modding and the saucer abilities like draining cars to heal and get ammo and cloaking.

I wouldnt say it was disliked or even horrible. KoA was Mediocre overall, because all of its complications caused it to become a single player MMO. It was a good lot of fun though.

I'm not insecure
please force more unwanted contemporary politics into video games
I'm sure it won't be embarrassing and cringy 2 years later.

>vietnam affected a small number of people
Was 2.7 million US troops deployed there a "small number of people"??? The downturn was severe enough that Jimmie Carter even gave a speech entirely about that era of malaise and disenfranchisement with the government and civic engagement more generally. This is an era where we indesputably failed in a massive political goal that took 20 years, 2.7 million men, and billions of dollars at the same time there was uncertainty over oil prices at the same time the President and executive branch were complicit in highly illegal activity. And I very much doubt people then would have been happier to know that 2008 would pile-drive them even harder

yes
please make video games more dated and less timeless classics.

Jetpack improvements pls

youtube.com/watch?v=L8ROUX0puGg
How did they get away with this?