HES BACK LADS

>remake instead of sequel
>Black Forest Games
God damn it

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FUCK, MY FUCKING TIMESPLITTERS UARGHHHHHH

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>1950s america by German dev
Its going to be an sjw shitfest

it's just that for all their flaws, i feel the first 2 games are perfect still.

i miss pandemic so much.

Did they change the voice actor for Crypto?
Oh no.

>feel like
they are lol

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>Rammstein

cringe

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He didn't talk in the trailer.

>battle for bikini bottom
>destroy all humans
what's next

You think those fucks can make anything that was pandemic level of fun?

ICH

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Could have also posted the trailer user.
youtube.com/watch?v=y-1Q86252hg&feature=youtu.be

DAH is the third and final game to be announcement

Fucking awesome

It's just gonna be a remake. How can they even fuck this up something easy as that

>no Switch

If crypto doesn't have the same VA, it's a drop

will this be easier than the first one had to use cheat codes that time

Can they not say 9-1chan on resetera or something? Or is he just regurgitating the narrative without doing any research?

Nothing you forgot Darksiders Genesis this is the 3rd game.

Same with Pox
>Vaporize them Crypto!

>made by a literally who studio
>comprised of g*rmoids
It's gonna be shit isn't it?

Die.

>Black Forest Games, the same makers of Bubsy The Woolies Strikes Back
They dodged a bullet

Gotta introduce zoomers to the series first

>It's just gonna be a remake. How can they even fuck this up something easy as that
Sweet, innocent user.

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They have more stuff at E3, this was just the stuff that wasn't big enough

To gauge interest

So, no Time Splitters?

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Is the steampage up?

I think they pulled same shit sonic movie pulled with gangster paradise, music fitting the epoch.

We still have E3

It's exclusive to the Epic store.

The?

Soulless

Reminder that this game was cringe and bluepilled and you were too young to realize it.
youtu.be/-wYA-M-1H3Y

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The Bart, the..

I hope it turns out well, because I do like Destroy All Humans, but I'm skeptical about it. I'll keep an eye on it at least. I hope Pox and Crypto have their old voice actors.

Go back.

>INTRODUCING TROY BAKER AS CRYPTO

I like how lefties and trannies try and take the moral highground on child porn and child exploitation and yet they support shit like this.

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>Ich will
UNREAL TOURNAMENT SPIELEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>fuck yeah destroy all humans remake
>gonna watch the trailer
>fucking rammstein
Made my day

youtube.com/watch?v=y-1Q86252hg

Oh shit I think is running in real time. You can see aliasing on the gun at 1:14

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This kid became jacked didn't he

this is stupid, you can already play Destroy all Humans in 4k on Xbox One X and 1080p on PS4. wasted opportunity will not be giving THQ Nordic my money.

that video was a parody anyway

youtube.com/watch?v=dtuZxv2S_9s

Destroy all Humans crashes a shit ton on PS4.

In-game graphics don't look this good, I think the thumbnail's the actual gameplay

8gag had a huge crackdown on everything even loli years before THQ showed up on their Yea Forums

>can't handle a tongue in cheek joke when it doesn't agree with his politics
You are weak.

>real time
If that's the case, I hope we get cryptos original space suit and not whatever god awful shit he's wearing in the trailer.

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Yeah and an amateur rapper while lifting because why not.

Yeah the hair effects and lighting are too advanced. Not sure what engine they are running on but it seems like UE4

I like the new suit he has

I remember liking this and being kinda blown away by it
but then getting stuck on some desert army base level i couldn't get past
and its kinda repetitive

I wasn't expecting rammstein that's for sure

Pretty nicely cut trailer got me hype a lil but at the same time it's like wouldn't a song more in line with the time period and setting make more sense?
What does german metal have to do with this game?
Absolutely nothing, and I'm sure if I knew what the lyrics meant it'd make even less sense.

I think the second one was the best game too so it's a shame this is just a remake of the first.
they better have all the original voice cast desu

Do we have a confirmed price at launch?

These people are so mentally ill

>Alt right
>In bed with pedos
Why do you say that?
>They did a post on evil image board

Absolutely mental people these days

no you just suck at games.

GOD FUCKING YES

>Black Forest Games
>the chumps who made that recent Bubsy game
BUYER BEWARE

>kinda repetitive
My biggest complaint with the game. It had an awesome premise and a godtier aesthetic and writing but the gameplay just got samey after the second or third level.

MAKE TIME SPLITTERS HD YOU KEKS

I bet it will be $30 just like BFBB
THQNordic is based

Look at this Boomer

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they just regurgitate without much research, makes sense given they're not actually allowed to question the overarching narrative so getting info can itself be a dicey subject on there I imagine.
I mean a lot of them still think the whole cast of senran kagura are lolis despite having big fat titties.

i never said it was the games fault, or that it was bad for being hard
i was just saying my experience

the highlights of the game for me were the disguise/mind reading and most of all the persuasion minigame. the bit where you had to dress as the mayor and assuage the fears of the townspeople by blaming commies and making empty promises after the miss rockwell incident was great. more of that with more options please.

>Yea Forums defending 2x4chan
This place truly has become a fucking shell of what it once was.

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im so fucking happy bros

i love these games so much, even the less good ones

Is 8kun THAT relevant? Even Yea Forums has lost relevancy

the highlights of the game for me were the disguise/mind reading and most of all the persuasion minigame. the bit where you had to dress as the mayor and assuage the fears of the townspeople by blaming commies and making empty promises after the miss rockwell incident was great. more of that with more options please.

>same devs as new Bubsy games

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>Even Yea Forums has lost relevancy
good, i hope it stays that way.

>also on PC
Man, I remeber stumbling upon this game when I was a wee lad, only to be dissapointed beyond all belief when I also found out that this game was a console exclusive.
Feels so good be finally able to play it. Thank you, based Nordic.

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They're not American though

THQNORDIC WON E3

Destroy All Humans was never good. You liked it because you played it as a kid and at the time your standards were much lower.

Fuck off back to resetera. You werent even here more than ten years ago

The Giana Sisters reboot was a good game though.

Yeah, I’m thinking I’m back

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I want an Invader Zim game... :(

eww fucking kill yourself you cringy incel

also weren't pandemic australian?

40%.

>Even Yea Forums has lost relevancy
It's still relevant, just in a different way.
It used to be that all of Yea Forums was seen as Yea Forums
Now Yea Forums is nothing, and Yea Forums is /pol/.

the lyrics are very in line with the tone of how crypto approaches earth. it might not fit with the time period but it fits with the humor and tone.

My counter-argument: no

Their mods set up the Q&A.

The second game is good, first one is meh.

Is this franchise of games any good? what is about?

Woah! He’s fast.

I'll take 8CHAD over reddit and retardera socjus faggots any fucking day

Dilate.

I wonder how many of those cunts are pedos themselves. The loud ones that that yell about pedophiles often end up getting caught with TBs worth of CP.

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I like the first game more than the second which felt soulless

You need to go back

the enemy of my enemy is my ally user

Never played the second one so I can't argue that.

>twitter.com/THQNordic
Why is their twitter not on top of this?

ah alright
I guess I'll go look em up see what they mean

ps3 graphics

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No. It had some quirky humour and a bunch of cheats so people enjoyed it in their youth, they're not particularly good though. I remember the gameplay being pretty clunky and it was just kinda tedious.

Yes, since they made Path of the Furon and despite the memers who say otherwise it was actually pretty close in quality to the first two, and in some ways (physics, weapons, abilities, and the combo of those things) it was actually better.

IGN are the ones putting the trailers up early. THQ gave times for this shit.

nah the second game is great. the period and setting worked and it was just as funny/fun.

I dunno, the second game did pretty much everything better other than originality.

You have shit taste.

What a bunch of faggots.

youtube.com/watch?v=9kRbBx2ylW8

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Nah, California but it was another time. Shit the game is done by some small who studio but at least they're not Americans pumping it full of SJW shit and niggers.

You looked taller in the first game

the most interesting elements of the game (body snatching, infiltration, mind reading) sort of took a back seat to the destruction and carnage, which while fun in short bursts, got old after a while.

WE

ayylmao

BASED BASED BAAAAAASED!!!

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Loks like a real photo with the alien photoshopped in desu

>god awful
It looks better.
You are just autistic.

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Pretty much, either someone at IGN is gonna get fucked for posting at the wrong times or someone at THQ is gonna get fucked for providing the wrong times.

Delete this!

that's what mutts only do tho

Based

HE'S COMING RIGHT FOR US!

People defend it slyly on Resetera as well. After the shitfest blew over, any THQ Nordic thread on there is full of people looking forward to the game and ignoring the few minor boycotters. lmao. Sometimes it's 50/50. Some times 60/40, but most of them even there don't give a fuck.

resetera.com/threads/darksiders-genesis-announcement-up-teaser-trailer.121272/

resetera.com/threads/thq-nordic-announces-spongebob-squarepants-battle-for-bikini-bottom-rehydrated-ps4-pc-xbox-one-nsw-see-staff-post.121058/

Restoring content confirmed

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he doesnt fit into the environment

That kinda looks like that Japanese area from the second game rather than anything from the first. Could it be?

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Fucking based!

hopes are high now.

soon, no slut though probably

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Well he IS an alien.

What would a shotgun toting hick be doing in Japan?

no it's just shitty artdesign.

Fuck off, the only reason to hate 8ch is because they’ve got some retarded vendetta against us

Trannies and other diversity hires can't.

If they were going for Rammstein in this trailer, why wouldn't they use ZERSTÖREN which literally translates to DESTRUCTION?

>Crypto can get dirty now
Based

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The tuxedo in the mind control video is a nice reference to this.

Despite them making Bubsy I think this game will be fucking awesome. It looks like they are big fans if the series honestly and knew exactly what they wanted to do.

>This Alien doesn’t look like he belongs on earth

Woah really?

the entire trailer was very cheeky and clever in my opinion.

Can't wait to go back to SUNNY SAN-TAH-MO-DES-TAH

Probably, sadly this society doesn't let a game pass without these kind of humor

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w-w-why are you looking at me?

Get fucked kike.

2 was way better and only plebs disagree

More. Check out the responses to the new Destroy All Humans. lmao. Mostly hyped.

resetera.com/threads/destroy-all-humans-remake-reveal-trailer.121526/

Lurk long enough and you'll realize there are a lot of undercover Yea Forums Yea Forums users on resetera. They just stealth troll or don't post in outrage threads. Others don't care, and the rest are sjws.

it's shitty inconsistent art design.
some of the screens look stylized while some look like a photo. he looks like a ps2 character still while the environments progressed to ps3-tier.

the alien in alien isolation is also an alien and fits into the environment. this just looks trash and cheap.

anal probe

Nice, just want to see some gameplay footage now.
But if Crypto and Pox old voices wont come back then the game is dead to me, Their voices are too iconic and i can't hear anyone else but them voices these guys again.

>Rammstein

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I hope it comes with more shitty B-movies. Teenagers from Outer Space was fairly decent, and Plan 9 is an amazing classic.

You know its pretty crazy, the concept that a major company would intentionally publicly announce they're going to indulge pedophiles.

Is this really the world that person thinks we're in, one where a company would actually do that intentionally.

KINO TO THE SEA
KINO TO THE STARS
THQN IS BASED BOTH NEAR AND FAR

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how DO i register to resetera bros?
i don't have en email.

>t. youtube.com/watch?v=1kB64dLWJ6s

Not even that user but your tism is showing.

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I like both. I hope we get an option to switch between 1, 2, and the remake. The other games do not exist fuck you I'm DMC2ing them in my mind.

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>Anal probe gun

BASED

>The game will also include the restored “much-rumored never before seen” Lost Mission of Area 42, according to the listing.

fucking drama queens

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Both are shit but a developer having an AMA on a website is no reason to be shat on.

They better keep Silhouette hot

>Spongebob bfbb
>destroy all humans
all I need now is Stubbs the Zombie remake and I am happy.

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>hype up 3 unannounced games
>all 3 are shit
E3 is off to a great start

What do you mean? DAH 1 and 2 were literally some of the first games zoomers ever played

t.zoomer

and they haven't bothered to patch it too

fucking this.

Based boomer doesn't like video games.

>that hypnotized waitress with

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with what?

You're either a barnacle head or a pathetic earth monkey

youtube.com/watch?v=x5_3Q0rWeAw
The second game will always be the best for me and no one can change my mind, fucking love the hippies and the japan map.
>literally racist as fuck japoneeese stereotype
based

Bet you called your wife and her boyfriend into the room to watch the new pokemon reveal with you

Shut it, Earth monkey.

I don't play meme games

Based and Stubbspilled. Legits amazing soundtrack for that game
youtube.com/watch?v=PtaDL0qXCVE

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>was just about to start a playthrough of this (never beat it)
>this gets announced
Has anyone gotten this to work on modern PCs?

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ARE CRYPTO AND POX'S VOICE ACTORS BACK?

They didn't even hold the AMA here, but I mean he's not wrong a shit ton of pedos and people who are alt-right come here.

2+2+2+2 Chan and barnaclehead era are both god awful.
But I know when someone is being a retard.

>give me my gravity back
God fucking dammit the stuff the NPCs would say in these games was fucking great. Used to spend ages mindreading people just to hear the jokes.

If not buying the game would un-rape him I guess I would be willing to pass on it.

>Stubbs Remake
What Halo engine should they use for it?

Where is the Steam page so I can wishlist this, guys?

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>Has anyone gotten this to work on modern PCs?
I played it on Win 7, even if you have an original copy on steam, you'll still need a crack to be able to play it.

Wait till e3 u cuck

this game is already cultural appropriation. i can't believe the trailer i just watched. we're actually very humble as a species, we don't just watch tv all the time. also we don't have suits that look anything like that

Go back to plebbit with your cultural appropriation shit.

Yeah, can I speak to Comrade Meeov, first name Jack?

Best part about 2 was how meta it got sometimes, especially about the first game

I wonder how an ama would be taken here.
I’m pretty sure jannies would be working overtime and delete basically anything that’s not pg around the time, but I’m pretty sure someone will find a reason to get pissed off.

>WHY DOESN'T A SANDBOX GAME FROM A MIDRANGE PUBLISHER HAVE THE BEST GRAPHICS

It's either crisper 7th gen graphics or no game at all.

I find that real ironic considering the origins of Resetera.

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Lmao, the AMA would be done 2 minutes in no way the jannies can stop people from mass spamming loli and actual pedo porn.

What's the best way to play timesplitters

Hopefully they remake 2 after.

You would think that would be the standard thought pattern.
But those people are not standard.

>PC

MY DICK
Cryptosporidium is back bitches.
Gotta reintroduce people I guess. It's been a long fucking time. An entire new generation has come up in gaming since this first released back in 2005.

Emulation

Why not both wtf

There could still be more announcements at E3 no? Unless they said THQNordic as a whole won’t be at E3, but I only recall them saying that with Spongebob

Couldn't they have just created a new story and game? Fucking lazy ginger cunts.

No one really debates that BWU and POTH are a mass fever dream though.

>Giving a shit about graphics
Next you are going to complain the story is dumb. Gameplay is all that matters fucko.

MOSHI MOSHI

i'm an idiot

somebody please explain to me...

is this the 2nd of 3 or the 3rd of 3 annoucement?

darsiders genesis was the 2nd of 3 or what?

WHERE IS THE STEAM PAGE FOR THIS

>or the 3rd of 3 annoucement?
that one

Unironically what's the point of a remake if the graphics don't matter? You can play the emulated version just fine on PS4/Bone.

>Ich Will suddenly starts playing.
Proof that elements of the Third Reich escaped to space and allied with an alien empire and are coming back!

you just straight up proved his point lol. Rammstein is cringe and so are the niggers that listen to it.

>inb4 Epic exclusive for 6-12 months

Pro Tip: all the Yea Forums oldfags migrated to infinity Chan years ago. The only people left here are redditors and fags who saw screen caps on social media. There may be a few like me who stick around just to shitpost but this site is 99% new fags and that’s why 7+1 chan hates you

because the original ones handle like shit compared to todays standards plus the remake has restored content.

>BG 3 announced
>DAH remake announced
>Resident Evil 3 remake announcement is imminent for release next February.

E3 is shaping up to actually be good for once.

>all their other announced games are on steam
>but for some reason not this one
stupid monkeys i swear

This
Devs are redpilled on the Vril society and Aldebaran Star Empire

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Yeah, 8ch Yea Forums
the more relevant forum

oh noooooooo

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After the mega sale fiasco, I wonder if any publishers are even willing to take that deal anymore past what we see it at E3.

But it’s getting a remake, meaning it could be better than it was now

The second makes the first feel like a beta even though it's just as stiff and buddy. Outright possession was a lot more fun then just a holo copy.

>someone else who actually found PotF fun
it looked like like a chunky wet shit puddle but it was pretty fun for what it was

>people are arguing over the use of a Rammstein song in 1950's USA despite the fact the songs theme is perfect for Crypto and the trailer itself.

Mass brainwashing through media control.

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This game was always trash though, even young me hated in when I played it on my xbox.

Nice viral marketing thread.

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>Game features your fetish

Why is he coming through my computer screen?

A remake could make it not trash. It's a solid concept in itself.

Yeah that's what they were. That's all they were...

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You're stretching here user

saints row 1 looks better than this shit and has actual content other than shooting people

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Delet this
You're gonna 404 the thread

What? Anal vore or hypno?

Honestly with the negative press around their store and the recent sale thing I don't think THQ Nordic would do that.

They should have played "I dont want to set the world on fire" while crypto says "War,war never changes"

>shit game gets shilled on Yea Forums
Hmm... happens very often these days.

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Unfortunately it'll never happen. The studio that made Stubbs was bought out by Disney then shut down in 2014.

I feel you, I was staring at her too, she's a qt.

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>tfw zoomers are now old enough to get games from their childhood remade.

>Help the 2005 PS2 game is bulling me

Maybe if they develop things to do because the game has no content

Resetpeople if you’re in here (and you probably are)

You know literally nothing about 8ch. You just see it as twice the Yea Forums, which isn’t accurate at all. Your ignorance on this subject that could be cleared up with a few cursory google searches, or maybe even a visit to the website itself is staggering. It’s very clear you’d rather just be outraged about something. Which you probably should, honestly, because nobody likes you. Nobody holds QnA sessions with you because no one likes you. Even this place has held QnAs from influential people across different boards and industries, and I can’t deny that a good portion of us are rotten killjoys.

Your whining about THQ nordic will amount to less than nothing. It barely even qualifies as good entertainment. That guy with the solid snake profile picture; why should I care about her feelings over the ambitions of the game developers that made it? Boycotting the studio won’t un-make those videos, if they do in fact exist. What are you going to do? Post “Yikes”, “Oof”, and “Cringe” a bunch? You gonna post that one gif of the black lady saying “How dare you! We were rooting for you!”? Oh man, I feel bad! I’m never supporting THQ again! They should have thought about posting on 8ch instead of anywhere else :’(

I know. None of this will make you stop. I’m not telling you to stop. I’m telling you to stay mad forever. You’re stupid, you’re fickle, you’re a basic-ass bitch, and you represent most of what’s wrong with discussion about much of anything today. It’s what you deserve.

Info page already said they're restoring a cut mission at least. Besides THQNodic is selling the Spongebob remake for $30, something on the scale of the original but polished would be a fair trade for that.

There's already a bunch of people whining about a switch port. Why don't these fucks get the message and just get another different console or buy a PC if they want alot of actual multiplatform games

>/pol/ shilling this shit game because THQ nordic are le based and le redpilled
fucking yikers

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Where is anyone saying that?

Here's your (You) anyway.

>i'm so smart because i'm a contrarian!

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>new [space] fags
based """""""""""""""""""oldfag """""""""""""""""""

Why, i did fine at 12 years old. Farm and upgrade

Will they get Horvitz back? Otherwise what is the point?

They better not cut out his perversions,dark humour and cynical nature.

>people posting that meme goth girl in completely unreleated threads on Yea Forums
Hmm... happens very often these days.

explain the shilling please

i've never paid for a worse game than destroy all humans

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Yea Forums is resetera/reddi/twitter hub
We even don't produce memes anymore. 99% memes are made by twitter and reddit.

lmao.

Yeah the game wouldnt be the same without the epic feminist jokes.

What's the lost mission thing? Played dah back in the day but I've never heard of this.

someone said yesterday crypto and pox were confirmed to have same VAs but who really knows.

based artchad

We're not all contrarians fag and actually like having fun. That explains it

>if people are excited about something I don't like, they are shilling
Sorry that you have to exist, fellas

you give me sauce of that image and i will explain amnything you want

>An alien has a questionable understanding of human culture and overgeneralizes monkey traditions

Color me shocked. Maybe they'd give a shit if we stopped calling them little green men

>newfag calling people newfags because he needs to feel superior to anonymous posters

>When I was 7 and forced into child prostitution, a majority of the things happened to me were recorded
Holy shit my dick
Sounds hot as fuck

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cut content

Man, those are good times to be a boomer.

Do note, that unlike Battle for Bikini Bottom Destroy All Humans is essentially unplayable with a emulator.

The fact that this is getting a remake - on PC at that is actually incredibly important.

Explain why you come to Yea Forums if talking about video games upsets you so much.

This game was nothing more than mediocre. Great idea but meh execution.

i just wasnt 3 years old when I played that shit like you

>modern sjw/feminist infected gaming being able to make new fun games

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Stubbs was really good game as I remember. Destroy all Humans - not so much

That one guy is weird as fuck. Most there are hyped, though.

>no switch version
Oh boy the port begging begins

>another classic childhood game remake
Devs finally realized what they need to back to, huh

Zoomers have fond memories of their very first games

Feel sorry for this guy, but that shit happens on every website, facebook, youtube, twitter, reddit etc

>hurrr everyone who played anything in the ps2 era is a child
Holy shit this site is filled with autist stretching for an arguement. I was already 19 when this came out. Or are you fags that proud about being an old prune?

Fuck knows. Wouldn't want to. But years ago, I heard it takes a long time to reg on neogaf, so I assume it's the same.

destroy all humans is already that though.

No, it's not hot
It's sick
Imagine if that happened to you
Fucking incel

Kinda glad about this. I love my Switch but I'd only play Destroy All Humans on PS4 since I had it for PS2
That being said, stop being a faggot and trying to start shit

Imagine it Yea Forums...

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Yeah it was such an interesting idea. Too bad it wasn’t that great. Bought it Day 1 and it was so disappointing.

A lot of shit was cut including a cut mission.

Its not as bad as the amount of content cut from Mafia 2.
From minigames and a tram system to 30 missions cut and an indepth crime system.

FUCKING RAMMSTEIN

WHAT YEAR IS THIS? I LOVE IT

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To varying degrees. If you're really trying to compare 8, to those sites, then I'm not gonna waste time explaining the difference.

>babbies first open world game
woah..

>starting shit
But it's always them that start it everytime a game is announced, and the instant they don't see the switch logo at the end of the trailer with the rest of the consoles they start flipping shit

What do the lyrics mean?

if this sell well I hope the nexy one will be a prequel during the Furon-Blisk war on Mars

see

8ch is our retarded little bro. We can bully them all we want but I'll be damned if someone else is going to do it.

Hating on Black Forest for making the latest Bubsy is like hating on Choice Provisions for making the next Bubsy. Black Forest made the latest Giana Sisters game, which was good. Choice Provisions made the Bit Trip series, which was good. The Bubsy series is just an inherently shitty IP.

based

ARE ALIENS MAKING A COMEBACK!?

FUCK ZOMBIES,IR OUR TURN!!

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>zoomers
>2005
what

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He wants full control of the masses. It's why you see brainwashing in the trailer

>he didn't play the game when he was still in the placenta

>what year is it
They literally just released a new album.

And yet very first game didn't need to gauge interest to be made, you dildo.

>*crack*
>*sips*
>aah plan 9 from outer space, now that was a good movie

This new game is the patch. That'll be $59.99 + tip.

ayy lmao

Is it just me or was moonbase Solaris comfy af

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Wait, Path of the Furon was considered bad?
I was still pure and out of the loop with the internet when that came out and I love it.

Can't wait.

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It's a joke calm down faggot

GOD WHY DON'T I HAVE A 50'S SOFT GOTH WAITRESS GF TO SQUEEZE MY DICK LIKE THAT SAUCE BOTTLE IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR I'VE LIVED HONESTLY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Based

Only Yea Forums would be mad at this news

I was 6 in 2005
Perfect age to start playing vidya

Tuxedo looked neat, I wonder if we'll get it as a costume?

>Imagine if that happened to you

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It was a broken mess, only came out on PlayStation in Europe. Was delayed three times, promised MP was never implemented, studio closed mid development. Actually met one of the developers a while back and asked him about the game, apparently the version they released was a months old build, full of bugs that had been fixed. The game shipped without fucking rag doll, the characters just t-posed. He was really fucked off about that because it made absolutely no sense that it came out in that shape.

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>grilling faggot gets forced up a cow's ass
I'm thinking they're back.

And barnacleheads.

Not goth, that's edgethot.

ayyyy lmao

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>RIP
Nordic is literally Jesus

oh shit alright then
I just remember really liking the atmosphere of the stages and the amount of different weapons

Crypto and Orthopox are some of my favorite vidya voices from any game. What does that say about me?

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>Game where you kill Americans
Based

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apart from the bugs and all that it was pretty soild. just had some game breaking shit in it.

honestly the only reason the GTA series is fun too.

whait hapt happond i just botught an orignal bogp of him game

o shit, fucking hype

I never played first DAH, only second one and it was cool

Was first one better?

I wonder what extracting brains will look like in HD

The second one is better but they're both good.

Yea I'm thinkin hes back

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nice

Second is better in almost everyway, funnier, more locations weapons ect. First is a classic and if you like the B-Movie vibe.

thank you

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Based alienpilled

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this demands an edit with him holding a monster energy drink

This needs a remake once the new boxart comes out

2 makes 1 feel like a beta game.

Well shit still gonna give it a try, hope they juice it up a little

>WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!?

kys

...

Here you go

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>What does german metal have to do with this game?
Made by a german dev team, probably just chose a song they like.

This and Dante are the only times I've ever legitimately laughed at the Boomer/Zoomer meme

The mother fucking mouse ruining another good thing forever

>Game where you kill stupid monkeys
Kino

Original was better. Like an old cheesy sci-fi horror flick.

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jej

Do you think it'll have the commentary mode the first game had? Holy fuck made me fucking kek back in the day.

I don't know about copyright and that stuff, but I don't think it's possible.
But what if someone made a game called Stinks The Zombie and basically just remade Stubbs with and 80s theme?

>80s
>instead of the superior 50s retro future
disgusting

>mega monster
How big it's that? Only in murica sell them?

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>Dick around with cheats because was more fun to me
>Turn on commentary
>Devs say they have no respect for anyone who used them.

I'll beat the remake properly.

I know man but copying that too might make grounds for a copyright claim

I remember that a lot of dialogue would cut outbecause the cutscene ended or even before it on the ps3.

Reminder

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What platform are you anons getting this on?

i hope they keep the jefferson memorial glitch, i used to glitch into the roof and pretend it was my personal hideout

Xbox. Not buying Sony shit until they stop censoring

PC, but I'm buying an extra copy on PS4 because my mum called me when she saw the trailer and wants to borrow my PS4, when the game comes out, to play it

PC

If comes out on PC then yeah Personal Computer if not PS5

PC of course.

PS4. I played the original on PS2 so it feels right

I first require proof that the game is good, then I will buy it on PC.

did you not play it before? it is a lot of fun

PC but playing with an Xbox controller because it's how I played the original

You mom likes this kind of game? I am getting it for the ps4 as well because I can’t have all of my games on that be EDF games.

god i hope this gets remade

PS4 and PC.

PC.
I played it on PS2 and liked it, but part of me wishes they ported the sequel first even with how little sense that makes. Destroy All Humans 2 was way better.

Did she really?
Get Bloodborne, Shadow of the Colossus and Infamous Second Son.

Nope. Didn't have a console back in the day.

PC if it's not epic exclusive.

i hope you enjoy it. it was one of my favorite games on ps2

is the anal probe in or out bros

The spongebob game isn't exclusive so I don't think this will be

Yeah there was tons of shit like that, cut scenes would almost always end too early or dialogue just wouldn't play. Talked to the dude about it and he was just super confused how these had shipped when they had been fixed to his knowledge.

It's confirmed in

They could always pull a Metro.

THQ has put a ton of stuff on steam. I have faith

Yeah, she found it funny.
What's weird about having parents that like games? My dad mainly likes to play FPS, sports, and JRPGs. My mum mainly likes to play action-adventure, platformers and racing.

Alright, THQ, you're doing all these remakes, now where's my Timesplitters you said you had plans for last year

Don't worry my dude. Spongebob rehydrated is on steam. So if that's there then destroy all human is guaranteed on steam too

So there's a version out there that isn't fucking lying on someone's computer?

Between the movie poster aesthetic and the "One Giant Step On Mankind" subtitle, that cover art establishes what the game is all about just by looking at the cover.
It's a small thing, but it's fucking brilliant.

>What's weird about having parents that like games?
I don't have ones so it feels foreign.

a lot of stuff could happen between now and 2020

You people shouldn't hype yourselves up so much when a new Red Faction is just as likely if not moreso

isnt remake diffrent than remaster?

I just realize there is a majestic agent on the box art.

>in bed with pedos
>implying thq is a child

wtf my pc is making mustard gas now

I HAVE A MIGHTY NEEEEEED

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Over under on a Crypto-Currency joke being thrown in?

Based Mum

I hear Timesplitters 1 emulates alright on PCSX2, but 2 and Future Perfect work fine through Dolphin. It's surprising how not-terrible Future Perfect looks when you up the resolution, I think the UI uses a lot of vectors.

You need to give them a email they can trace back to your real identity to they can dox for saying mean things on the internet

there are two. They are among us!

All they need to do is rerelease it with 2's checkpoint system. A game with as many long escort missions as DAH 1 should not be forcing players to restart the entire mission from scratch when they inevitably fuck it up.

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>I don't like Destroy All Humans
>oh look, a DaH thread
>god look at all the fucking shills talking about a game they like
>man, I hate this fucking game, that's why I'm posting in this thread
you are honestly a step below brap posters

DAH2 just had better locations in general

>when they inevitably fuck it up.
Especially when majestic agents are in the mission that forces you to drop your disguise.

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Holy shit, I just noticed him as well, guess they are really good at blending in. Especially seen how there guns are not glowing.

Imagine the kind of writing for a Destroy All Humans game set in the modern day.

>crypto has a twitter account
>"Pox I got freaking cancelled man"

and maybe another one behind the ESRB

this

reminder not to pay for shitty re-releases so devs stop pulling this

huh, maybe the industry is saved after all.

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Fuck you I'm buying Rehydrated

This picture is honestly more autistic than most things in this thread

The one on the right is ether pointing his gun at the saucer or that’s a big crypto.

Who knows, probably not. Dude also said thq had been a fucking mess for a while, and the most likely reason is they had a data loss and hadn't made backups, basically they were fucking idiots was the feel I got from him.

Kek I'd play this

>crypto, majestic is hunting us down again, what did you do
>sorry pox I saw some ben shapiro videos and thought I'd argue them to death with facts and logic

>Getting this defensive over ironic humor
Jesus calm down, no one is forcing you to castrate yourself.

Maybe not in this or the 2nd remake their bound to do but if they do a sequel to 2 it's a slam dunk.

it's not a rerelease you idiot

>one fucking mission

ICH WILL TIMESPLITTERS NEUMACH!!!!!!!!

>Crypto clones making Filthy Frank videos

I think I dropped it after a particularly long escort mission at Area 51 when I fucked up right at the end without knowing exactly why and was forced to restart the entire thing. Good that the devs realised how fucking annoying this was themselves.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA yourself

When's timesplitters?

It's going to suck and the humor won't be as good

>crypto, i've taken the liberty of upgrading your weaponry. now, anyone foolish enough to step in front of your disintegrator ray will be added to a blocklist, denying them access to your social media
>hmmm. sounds fruity

Are you disabled?

I never bought this because it came out right at the end of the PS2's lifecycle. I remember playing the demo though.

It’s probably also the reason why they changed it to body snatching instead which is ironic seeing how majestic is gone by 2, though I kind of wish that they still show up in the sequels during the final wanted level even if they are a shadow of there former self.

>no switch
How could they do this to us, nintenbros?

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Do Euros really think this?

can't believe I'm in dah shitpost thread in the year of our lord 2019. what dimension is this.

This is so GTA sounding.

Never played the second one, but I hear it has a lot of dick jokes and improvements over the first game.
Is it worth emulating bros?

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She was literally the antagonist that wanted to take over the world with her circlejerk of shadow government faggots.

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What is the sexiest word in the English language?

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>cryptocurrency $1.37 is back
i'm so fucking happy

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cant wait to cream with nostalgia, these games were so good

>14 year old jokes hurt my delicate sensitivities
being a politicalfag must be suffering.

sausage

i remember the UFO being hilariously fun to waste time in

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Oh man yes yes. Do it.

sexy

A_yyyyy

>that dude stuck in the cow's ass at the end

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lmao

>hrrrrrn, ya knoow, pox, despite only making up 13% of their disgusting population

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free shipping

>flatten an entire map in the saucer
>leave map
>go back
>do it again

honestly if you didn't laugh at the terrible prank calls in the sequel you don't have a soul and should probably just blow your fuckin brains out

>...i think they enjoy decorating the place as much as i do! haw haw haw!

>PC not steam
fuck epic

i think literally nobody asked for the remakes THQ are creating but i loved this game so why not

Christ, you're really getting butthurt over a joke made in an early 2000s PS2 game.

>THEY EAT WITH THEIR MOUTHS?

I like how much they improved the saucer in 2, how they are in the remake. Though I hope to god the missile launchers are back to being stationary.

I don't know if I'm confident in the studio that's making it

Trailer looked good though

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compare it to instagram and tumblr

Unironically hyped.

>tfw no 50s goth diner gf

>I THINK I'M GOING TO BE VIO-L-ENTLY ILL...

>THEY"RE COVERED IN NIPPLES.

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Hell fucking yeah, its my fav out of all of them

If he doesn’t eat with his mouth then what dither eats with?

>Will they have the same voice actors?
Well it's a remake, so yes, they can just use the sound files from the original...

they shove human brain stems up their asses. obviously.

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His gorplax.

is there anything more kino than the japanese boxart for the first game

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Though it’s going to sound odd with old sound clips with newer great graphics then again the halo remake was the same way.

Old recording quality would sound jarring compared to lines recorded for the new shit they confirmed.

store.steampowered.com/app/803330/Destroy_All_Humans/

Weren't they worried about the three fingers or have they finally realised that it doesn't automatically mean it's related to the yakuza?

holy fuck never seen this before pure kino

I'm sure there's ways to clear up old audio and make it more crisp, right?

>literally redo the game again with a new engine to get interest

Ironically the 2nd game has the yakuza and an entire Japan level.

>That shit eating grin
Why's he so great bros?

I'm guessing they probably recorded lines for that cut Area 42 mission before it got cut.

Only if they have the original recordings before they got compressed. People think Ashley's Song in WWGold was a rerecording but it was just the original uncompressed.

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED

Well they'd probably have access to the master recordings, I can't imagine recording studios were any less quality in 2005 than now.

i hope that kid got violently penetrated

tbf if they have the raw recordings they'll probably be pretty good quality, they would have been compressed for the game, and that's where the quality loss comes from. Who knows if they'll have access to the files or if they even exist. Pandemic had been closed the a long time...

I WANT TO CUM IN HER MOUTH

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I think we missed something here. If it succeeds we might get a bunch of fun games copying it...

Come on user, that's not cool.

Ah, one of my first vidya boner inducing characters
Man, I miss actually getting horny. Porn is a plague

cumbersome, whisper this in your bitcher ear and her panties will be pushed to the floor by the waterfall of fluids coming from between her legs.

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More over, THQ actually went bust. Shit can go missing when the liquidators are doing their thing.

>We might get a bunch of mods that extend the game
Get your priorities straight lad.

>On steam
Does this mean there might be a mod workshop too?

What games did they make?
Only game from them that comes to my mind is a Bubsy game.

>Mod support

You know THQ is based and will do this.

And this. Recording studios do sometimes keep copies. Who knows. I could see them having them rerecord it though. We'll find out soon I guess.