Dragon Quest: Your Story

Sick as fuck looking metal hunter
I wish this movie was just about monsters, no humans

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See? Look how shit the human looks compared to the Orc boss, what the fuck

I'd watch a movie about a group of hero monsters saving the world from evil.

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Also slimes have yellow eyes now for some reason?

i want to say it's because they work for the lord of the underworld/under his influence(?)

REMEMBER THAT TIME

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I think I just shit myself.

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>This movie made sure we get another 20 years of Yami horsefucking all of the wives

Fuck you Japan

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They made best girl Flora ugly on purpose, fuck them

>this summer...
>everyone's favorite hero's father...
>is coming to the big screen
>*cuts to ladja voiced by Adam Sandler* What a bummer!
>*Ke$ha starts playing* WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE IM P DIDDY
>*Madason wakes up giddy for the morning as Debora is carried away in the distance, his alarm is still going off and he can't hear her, scrolls through some messages, looks up as he's about to read "queen debora kidnapped" remember to wake up parry, who's alarm is the local radio
>"in other news, queen debora has been-"
>Madason, voiced by Aziz Ansari "It's a me! Your dad, Madason! We need to get an early start on our day if we're going to get anything done!"
>Parry, voiced by Owen Wilson, "just go on without me, man"
>Madason: "but together we are the super Madason family! Without you I'm just... Regular Main Protagonist."
>two brothers and their dad will find themselves
>Madason "what?! Debora is missing?"
>Parry "really?"
>and maybe Debora
>Madason "and ladja took her?"
>Machen "wow REALLY?"
>but first they have to find Ladja
>ladja: "I know what girls like!"
>*presents a bundle of Ygdrasil Flowers to Debora* "ygdrasil flower?"
>*Debora kicks him in the balls*
>"AAAAA My kafrizzle balls!"
>If you see this reply based
>who might need to be saved from debora
>debora, voiced by who do you fucking think, it's Kristen Schaal "I keep inviting you to play Tombola, to play TnT, to parties, and even to the Ventuno's Casino AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME?!"
>this summer is going to be
>*montage of slap stick*
>*ladja twerking*
>Madason "aaawkward"
>this summer is going to be...
>*montage that's pretty much the inevitable dance party ending*
>*madchen doing a head spin*
>"LIIIIIIIIT"
>this summer is going to be!
>*montage of every time they say "dragon" in the movie
>DRACONIC
>Dragon Quest: Your Story

i wouldn't be surprised if Pankraz murders both of them before Ladja takes Fiveo hostage

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I feel a little more dead inside having read this

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I don't think she looks ugly.

Her face is really weird
But I guess all humans look like ass in this movie so its more noticeable for me in Flora since she is my favorite character

>THEY MADE MY WAIFU UGLEEEH
The state of Yea Forums in 2019, I swear.

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You are a weirdo normalshit you know that.

>YOU'RE A NORMIE
>MAI WAIFUUUUHH THOO

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>"AAAAA My kafrizzle balls!"

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>green eye
it's her

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