Have sex

Did you forget how insufferable those fags were about their romance choices? Offer a hand and they will take your feet

What if female Noble Warden and you force Alistair to do it?

It's not really a sacrifice to fuck a hot chick

True, this turned out to be a Trojan horse since the majority of the audience went from people that cared about the story, to faggots and women that cared about the romances.

You'll see people in ME threads defend shit like the Citadel DLC from ME3 because that's just the bioware audience nowadays.

But wot if she does her sneaky witch-thief magics and turn you into a frog as you cum?

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Fucking Alistair and becoming queen is the best.

Morrigan is ugly as shit to be desu.

I was romancing Morrigan and I made Loghain nut inside her. DAO is an amazing game.

Then you get retarded frogposter DNA and get this as a result

i wish i had the guts to kill myself

Based. I hope you also stabbed her in the DLC

But that ends the romance right? Or at least should make it impossible to get the ending where you follow her into the eluvian because the only argument she accepts is that the baby is yours

Why does it have to be 41% instead of 100%?

The story in BW games has never been good

I would if I could, it's impossible when you're an autistic manlet

Kotor and BG were good, contrarian faggot.

Africa, the ME and India are majority autistic manlets and they have high birthrates for the most part.

>yfw 30 and with 98,7% certainty can tell you'll never have sex

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>abstain

niggers have nothing else to do anyway

is that baby real? I'm so clueless about life I have no idea if that is a human or a doll.

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Why did no one ever make Morrigan fuck a Qunari in SFM

The baby is real but the guy is a puppet

I have sex once a month with money I save up for a nice prostitute.

>fall for the have sex meme
>have sex with a chink
>it was awful
thanks Yea Forums, I'll stick to 2D for the rest of my life

No models

you were supposed to do it with a female and be the one giving it not taking it dumb ass

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>Go to Dalish Camp
>Elf guy getting rejected by his true love
>Tell him you will convince her
>Go to Dalish chick, seduce her into fucking you
>Go back to Elf guy, tell him you were "sampling the goods"
>He runs away
>Also the bitching between Leliana and Morrigan when you romance them both

You can do some pretty lulzy shit in DA:O.

>98,7%
So not 100%, so you can basically just say you have a 50/50 shot.
Godspeed.

you had to take viagra/herbal dick hardener and fuck for minimum 1 hour

have real sex incel

>no clue how viagra works
>"incel"
Way to out yourself there virgin.

>Rape is fine if the genders are reversed
wow

Leliana is better anyways, her milkies are bigger and she isn't a whiny bitch all the time.

Leliana is fucking terrible and even worse in DA:I

>something something cold tent

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i remember playing this but the only thing i can recall are the sex mods

No one but BW themselves actually likes Leliana. They force them into every game and almost every book for no good reason but at the same time they really fucked her character up now

Wait Morrigan is my girl. You can keep her AND have her fuck your buddies too??

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Hey, he agreed to it. I mean he had to be talked into it but still.

Still lost why they needed to make it seem like a rape. I mean, oh no, this highly attractive woman wants to have sex with you. Think of the children!

I never bothered with DA:I because of how shitty DA2 was. I heard she turned into a psychotic catholic nun or something.

is that farscape?

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Isn't the ""sex scene"" the same for everyone?

Just edgy AF

Military uniform in the back suggests Stargate.

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>I heard she turned into a psychotic catholic nun
She always was one. But in DA:I you get nothing but the unpleasant side of that and none of her fake-ass cheeriness

Yup. (you) even if you did it multiple times before, Alistair and Loghain. They all cover like bitches.

>can't have Morrigan fuck Alistair and later on kill the archdemon yourself for shits and giggles
Imagine what a loving family would morrigan and alistair be

user's correct, it's her turn on Stargate.
Last couple of seasons she was a guest, then regular guest, then main character.

Jesus she became a real bitch.

I thought she was a ghost?

Regardless of whether or not you Hardened her or got the killed

Only if you killed her in Origins

youtube.com/watch?v=BjLYmhDaxHw&t=1s

And you think the person I replied to is some busy CEO?

>had sex
>world view still the same
>literally no change in anything other than the fact that I felt satisfied for like 2-3 hours afterwards
The only fags who glorify sex are themselves sexless faggots or faggot teenagers. Its exactly like anything else in life that gratifies you, except that its more physically demanding than most things.

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It makes the most sense for the Warden to cower because they know about the strapon foreplay already

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>except that its more physically demanding
This. Nobody tells you that your back is gonna hurt if you go at it for more than 15 minutes.

>Not futa magic
gay

Then you're a based AF lady friend

>lady friend

I’m sure they retconned it that she always was a ghost in DAI

Ahhh, the effects of SocJus on a girl as she goes to college

>What if female Noble Warden and you force Alistair

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I set Loghain up with Morrigan, made him a Grey Warden and then sacrificed Hawk for him. I also married his daughter to Alistair.

Didn't really seem like fear to me though. Just being the bottom for the night and being unsure if you have to do anything out of the ordinary for that ritual

As a cock swinging alpha male i will tell you,
pussy is ridicolously overrated , you have been brainwashed by those slow mo rock music scenes from the 90s,unless you are in love like crazy , sex is an empty experience,nothing more than humping against a wet hole of a stranger,obessing over it is pathetic beta behaviour

no

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Based, redpill me on fucking whores
What shouldn't I do

sex is for faggots

>what shouldn’t I do
Fuck whores

Pick the cheap ones because there are probably reasons why they are so cheap

>As a cock swinging alpha male
Doubt, and if so you're probably doing it wrong

>As a cock sucking alpha male i will tell you
Fixed

>faggot teenagers

Most of the people who regurgitate these stale memes, desu.

you should focus that energy on trying to live a better life

*ruins your Stargate*

What was it like?

dont fuck whores, its cheaper and safer to buy a 2k$ sex doll than to fuck whores
current year dolls look, feel and act like the real deal

By leaving, yeah

If i have sex in game, does it count as loosing my virginity?

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Yes you loose it a bit but you don't lose it

Is there a doll that can fuck you yet?

have sex, bioware faggot drones.

>Everybody in this board saying sex is a meme is either a virgin or terrible at sex
Sex is literally one of the best things in life, wanking cannot compare. When you have say a gf and have tonnes of sex, then yeah you can grow a bit tired of it. But calling it a meme is retarded.
>tfw no gf for most of my life
Being a virgin genuinely brought me down often. It made me incredibly insecure. And guess what, having sex solved that for me. After loosing your V card, you realise how trapped in your own mind you were, and how simple things are. People who never loose theirs will never experience this, and I pity them

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