Enter The Gungeon to be Free on Epic Store

just pirate the game if you want to play it and dont install chink store. The devs already got paid

You could have effortlessly gotten it for free 3 years ago. I don't know why you waited if you were interested in it.

Too lazy to pirate potentially meme indie shit.

>just pirate the game if you want to play it and dont install chink store.

But I need chink store to play Subnautica and City of Brass

>But I need chink store to play Subnautica
no you dont

If you don't even have the willpower to pirate and would rather instead wait 3 years for a fucking indie game i'd really like to know how many games you finished this year only, holy shit.

>You could have effortlessly gotten it for free 3 years ago

Without the updates and patches? That's stupid. Games are now about waiting until they're done being patched now so you don't have to relearn the games mechanics (see: Payday 2). The Epic store release is perfect for me.

Uh... my free copy is on Epic Store.

>If you don't even have the willpower to pirate

It's more of a willpower to NOT pirate every fucking game that gets released even if I have the slightest interest

>i'd really like to know how many games you finished this year only, holy shit.

I'd finish no games if I didn't stop myself

>Uh... my free copy is on Epic Store.
yeah, but you dont NEED the chink store to play it, you WANT the chink store so you can play it

>Without the updates and patches?
I mean the game's on gog, it's not exactly hard to get ahold of any version of the game you want.
Of course that's not what this is about, this is just transparent shilling. Whether falseflag or not, it's unflattering. It makes you look like a retard.

>tfw either already have all these free games on egs or have no interest playing them
meh

>Dude you're a shill! *shills gog*

Alright

Name a game that'd get you excited if it was free on EGS you indecisive fuck - City of Brass had me excited because it was on my Steam wishlist and now I got it for free

1989

Free Tibet

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>he thinks that guy mentioning gog is shilling gog
hes implying since its on gog you can literally pirate any version of the game cause it has no drm you retard

wow... a $4 value absolutely free... now that's what i call EPIC...

The last update for Gungeon was in April, and believe it or not, pirates can be slow on posting updated versions of games

And again, I just wasn't feeling ready to play Gungeon. I don't mind paying for games, but if I can get them for free through Humble or Steam or Epic or GOG, all the better.

i get it, its like the store called epic but nothing about them or it is epic lol

>epic store

I just took a quick look on my favorite tracker and the first search results for the word "gungeon" were the latest PC version's gog installer and the latest switch version's iso (or whatever file format people are using for switch games).

Everyone who was interested in it already paid for it on whatever platform lmfao

>Everyone who was interested in it already paid for it on whatever platform lmfao

I haven't, now I'm getting it free

so you werent interested in it at all, xiao pan

>D-d-dude everyone owns a game after a certain point lmao!!!1

Then why do games go on sale years after release?

for uninterested chinks such as yourself, obviously

Giving for free a 3 year old game that already recieved its final update, and everyone interested has already bought it.
Wow such a nice trade for a spyware infestation

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>Wow such a nice trade for a spyware infestation

Epic store doesn't steal your data, dingle dick

youtube.com/watch?v=sf9T4pMw-_0

>2019
>maddox
Pathetic

Jesus people still watch that cuck?

Well of course it doesnt! Saying such this would be considered treason to the party and our glorious republic. Hail Xi!

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Seems more like you can't just admit to being wrong.

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Great, now there is absolutely no moral problem on pirating it from now on, forever.
Not that there was any moral problem before, but now its definitive.

>waiting 3 years to save 15 dollars

What are you on about?

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Epic Store doesn't spy on you and I want you to admit it. (Even if that means admitting your crusade was ultimately pointless)

it's not free if you have to install the epic game store

>Epic Store doesn't spy on you
lol

reminder that sweeney already paid the devs, so any game on epic's platform is mlrally pirateable

I've shown you evidence that EGS reads shit it shouldnt be reading with user specific date. You have only said "no it doesnt!"
Hope the Sweeney dick is worth it for you

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Nah, it's just that it's too expensive for what it is. Same with the "new" Binding of Isaac.

I paid 3 pesos for it on the mexican eshop for my bing bing wahoo machine and would do it again

isnt 3 pesos like half a cent and some lint

That's 5 dollars per year, or a burger king meal per year, so totally worth it

I'd rather pay for it again on Steam than install Epic Cancer Launcher.

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>15 dollars is expensive
For a NEET yes.

at least you can refund it on steam you dumb mongol

I sure am quite peeved I paid 3 bucks for it during the steam summer sale.

thanks for linking this utter idiot once again so I can dislike his video once more

correct

>roguelike
Gross

holy shit i might switch to epic now wtf

>Repeat after me-Epic is good!
No, fuck off. There is enough evidence, including statements from swiney himself that EGS reads your data

For a cheap-looking "roguelike" it is

>"Here's some evidence to some shady shit this platform is doing"
>"Well if I close my eyes it doesn't exist, therefore you're wrong."

fascinating how it's all these western indies from twitter people that ALWAYS gets put in humble bundles, free on PSN, limited run releases, and free for a few days on online services. it's like the whole scene exists just to shit out titles that get hyped by their journo followers and then used to promote services.

>devs including the Baldurs Gate 3 devs are coming out to say they are not EGS exclusive and actually getting good publicity because of it

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Fucking everyone is taking potshots at epic right now.

clips.twitch.tv/JoyousTalentedChamoisBleedPurple

heh

I'm not sure which I hate more, Stadia or Epic. I can only hope there are jokes at both's expense at this E3.

This is actually just pathetic now.

How did Tim fuck up so hard?

thanks for proving my original point.

Poor man's Nuclear Throne.

It's free on GazelleGames right now.
Free games aren't a selling point because all games are free if all you want is the game.

People buy games on Steam for the extra services like cloud saves and easy Proton setup, and they buy games on GoG usually for moral "support the devs" reasons, and also I guess for Galaxy and forums, although I've never used GoG's wider platform. Epic has none of those things because it's just Fortnite yuan flooding the market in an attempt to capture new customers.

In a word, EGS is soulless, like the yellow "people" that own it.

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>be pc gaming
>have tonnes of options of where to buy games for massive discounts even
>along comes Epic Games Store™
>buy up a bunch of games for 6-12 month exclusivity so you cant get games anywhere but the Epic Game Store™
>people understandably want to pay full price all the time, especially the regions where they charge 2-3 times more than their actual prices
>tim shocked as no one is buying his game has to compare metro exodus selling 20% more than metro redux (lowest selling metro) on steam just to make Epic Game Store™ look good
>surprised companies start shitting on them and their shitty store

Stadia is Jews trying to exert total control over software in a way that's probably sent RMS into conniptions.
Epic is chinks trying to muscle in on the existing market of object code on local machines.

Stadia is infinitely worse.

Rich man's Nuclear Throne.

dont want to *

Shit I need to pay bills this month, what can I do?
>Finds shit to be contrarian about

I did it mom!

Bug man's Nuclear Throne.

I don't like Sweeney's face, he looks like a pedophile, weirdly thick neck too, and snake eyes.

So you don't like yourself?

AAAAAAAHHHHHH NOOOOOOO I JUST BOUGHT IT ON GOG FUUUUUUCK who cares lmao

Exactly, user. Those Mexicans get great vidya prices yet still head up north to burgerland for god knows what reason.

He makes the perfect villain though, compared to Papa Bear Gaben.

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Shitty Nuclear Throne and Binding of Isaac copy that fails to see why it's inspirations are so popular

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I wonder if it's DRM free. We will see.

based

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>Free
Anything that is free on Epic is paid for with your personal data and privacy

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take your meds, schizo

watch out for escalators, Ming

>see this
>try to log into epic account
>get pic related
What fucking morons are they hiring when they allow this? Should i change my fucking password every time some idiot tries to brute force into my account? I honestly cant wait untill epic crashes and burns

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>weekly free game now

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I was going to pirate everything like I always do so I don't give a shit. But the epic game haters are the most pathetic people on the planet. Throwing tantrums online everyday against China, feeling some sort of pride in being a conscious Steam consumer and a proud member of a woke gaming community raiding all day and writing walls of text on reddit. These people deserve to be gassed.

Nobody cares about the Frenchies over at Larian.

Based epic

It's already free on the pirate bay.

They should start making uncracked games free on Epic, that'd make people use it.

cool
I pirated it last year but guess I'm gonna get the game updated for free
I've been using UE4 since 2014 so I couldn't care less about your gay ass store "wars"

dumb animeposter

Come on dude, it's probably just them testing security system, we didn't fuck up.

Is it good?

This is under the assumption I use the Epic Store

Thx user i nearly forgot to get my free ga,me on EGS

there isn't anything better right now if that asnswers your question

I'd rather pay money than install the epic launcher

>implying anything that makes you install chink spyware is truly "free"
Nice try Ching Chong.

Even the fucking cucks defending epic store admit it spies on you. They just defend it by saying
>YEAH? WELL STEAM SPYS ON YOU TOO! YOUR DATA BEING STOLEN BY A CORPORATION THAT WANTS TO MAKE MONEY IS TOTALLY THE SAME AS IT BEING STOLEN BY AN EVIL GOVERNMENT THAT WANTS TO CONQUER THE WORLD! GET WITH THE TIMES GRANDPA HAIL XI JINPING

What's the second best behind this one then?

something something winnie the pooh something triangle square X circle circle left right up down

He spent his time and money deliberately fucking over Steam users instead of getting a freshman CS intern to implement a shopping cart.

His entire business strategy was to burn money away and be an asshole.

Nuclear throne was literally made by bugmen. Raimi ismail is a colossal cuck who wants steam reviews removed and thinks the publishers are always right and that the customer should just shut up and buy product but only woke ones

boi rebirth with antibirth probably

>"bullet hell" roguelite with incredibly simple bullet patterns
Tried it and I got bored of it in about 30 minutes.

The worst part about this entire thing is if Epic fails it just proves that Valve deserves that 30% cut. Because apparently running a massive digital storefront is harder than it looks.

>Pirated Enter the Gungeon backwhen it was freshly released
>Dropped it out of boredom and tedium of lacking ammo and key drops
>Some updates happen and Steam Sale happens, so I buy the game and enjoy my time with it
>dropped again when something else occypies my goldfish like attention span
>Farewell to Arms update comes out and I reinstall and have jolly good old time with the bastard
I still haven't reached Bullet Hell yet. I never beat any of the character pasts in previous versions, but in FtA update I beat 3 mains, Bullet and Robot.

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Enter the Gungeon is fun but it breaks the most important rule of isaac clones. Its nearly impossible to become massively op or taylor a good run from scratch. There is no way to fix a bad run, perfect execution doesn't reward you with items, but extra health. It seems the idea is to focus on good play being the main factor to success, but later stages and endgame bosses almost demand that you have a really good load out, so that is a inherit contradiction. I've played hundreds of runs and I've only seen one run that I would remotely call powerful, hilariously so. You can't break the gungeon and that is its biggest fault.

This comment....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... is truly epic

There's even a literally no fun allowed mechanic implemented. If you find a high tier item game drastically reduces the chance to get another high tier item. This is beyond retarded.

So is the Epic launcher ridden with spyware or something? Or are people mostly just mad about the exclusivity shit? I can get that but that wouldn't keep me from playing a free game

tiananmen square

nuclear throne is fun for like 30 minutes at a time for a total of 10-15 hours, you either fall in love with the simplicity of its high speed gameplay or will drop it very soon, too repetitive too, not bad by any means tho

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I wouldnt play it for free either...maybe if they paid me

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and I'm pretty much done with it, meanwhile I have 182h in etg, It's not a bad game, but I don't see why some people are so adamant on calling it better than everything

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dumb animeposter

Nuclear Throne is a better pick up and play title. Enter the Gungeon is a slower paced game with long runs. Both games are awesome.

Nuclear Throne made Gungeon obsolete for me. It's just so damn boring to start again and get this stupid slow first level with awful weapon and bullet sponge enemies. The core gameplay in Gungeon is flawed and there's too much useless shit on top of it too. It's just a chore to play.

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niga

Who the fuck cares about $15 i wipe my ass with $15

huh? what are those crappy muh retro pixel aesthetic things? don't you have modern PCs to play proper video games? or are you fags, or even worse, niggers?

Honestly nice for all the ppl who havent played yet and might get into it
I already 100%ed it

You are legit fucking retarded
New updates has given us so many op guns and synergies that the game is just a nice summer walk in terms of difficulty also you legit suck at it or played it when it was new

So it'll be good for a new guy like me

>it's another ''uninformed NTshitters complaining about problems that have long been fixed'' episode
Why does this shit have to riddle every ETG thread

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>implying tedious first levels ever got fixed

only first level is tediously easy, I agree that it should get harder the more time you play or the more you've unlocked, at this point only modders can do that and I don't trust them seeing how no one has even created a win streak mod yet, absolute braindead retards, I wish I had put more effort into programming

Based

Anyone have a list of every free game they've given? I want to check I did miss one so far

Basado Kemonito no cayendo en los trucos de los amarillos

progameguides.com/lists/epic-games-store-free-games-list/

> hurr durr i too dumb to learn LUA and angry that no one will make mods I want for free.

just your average Yea Forumstard everybody.

>Falling for the chink Trojan horse

Then borrow from gog

This. There is no free cake from the commie fuckers

>Seething this hard for people paying for a good product
Kys nigger faggot

imagine being scared of epic "spying" on your steam data

>Shilling this hard
Astroturfing is a helluva drug

>Name a game that'd get you excited if it was free on EGS
None, is beyond retarded to fall for the chink meme. They are commie shitlords that only use their business for power grabbing. The epic is store is just a poor excuse to gather data from your PC.

start the run from level 2 you retards, or any fucking level you want, the game gives you that option.

also, you're probably not doing the secret floors, which are all significantly harder. each main floor has a full secret floor after it, look at the wiki if you want it spoiled.

Nah I been waiting for a dirt cheap sale or free.
It's finally happened.

1989 TIANMEN SQUARE MASSACRE

God modern Yea Forums is such shit.

>Commies are so hungry that they put value in having a meal a year

PC master race never pay for games.

Maybe because of the extreme violence of the narcos

You can beat the game with even the basic guns. And the high tier guns are absolutely op.

Yes

>he gets so excited to play a $15 shit indie game for free that he creates an entire thread about it

You can bypass the first levels in etg. Plus there are powerups that make the enemies and the drops stronger throughout the game.

>this mad he lost $15
why so poor

You can beat most isaac clones with just base stuff, that doesn't make it fun. Gungeon is not fun past the 10 hour mark because the stuff it asks out of you are in the no fun challenge. Low item drops, lot loot quality, very few actual item synergies, no tangible rewards for high skill play, no sense of choice there is always a best option.

>Implying you can't start from lvl 2
>Implying using the shrine to get curse doesn't make the first level harder and more exciting

Why don't they just give you a mode for infinite ammo once you beat everything?

At that point even if you had just the basic gun you can still beat the game. Just give me infinite ammo thrn and let me have fun with the guns.

>Imagine trusting literal commies

But that's wrong, retard. Play the game aka git gud

>Roguelike
>Damage cap

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Epic isn't china or commie

There, youre not event worth seriously replying to

yeah okay

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Im wiling to PAY faggot do you know that word

I picked up EtG for seven bucks and have played it for over 200 hrs, I'd have gladly paid 15 bucks for it.

what the fuck are you talking about

Thay game sucks anyway. Thought it'd be a fun coop game, but it's just a waste of money.

>People use and have the epic store installed
OH NO NO NO LMAO

congrats for proving his point

lol this, you could have gotten the game for FREE for 3+ years now

What if I didn't care?

>Gungeon
>Roguelike
Fucking retard

its an OK-ish game that's already old, what's the problem of it being free now?
in today's industry you don't pay to play, you pay to play first, games change value, whats so hard to understand about that?
oh right, you where trying to "troll" with your thread
fuck off fat idiot

I won it on steamgifts when it came out :^)

>buying games when they will become public domain.
Lol, have fun burning money for your 1s and 0s.

This. I regret even buying it on sale. It's unplayable. Why does every isaac clone have to be edgy super hardmode? I can get some of the most difficult achivements in isaac but can't even get past the first floor on this pile of shit. It's just a poorly designed game with clunky mechanics.

Jokes on you OP I have it on my switch and can play it anywhere stupid chink shill

oh nonono pffffft ahahahahahahahah

>N-nobody cares!

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>Enter the Gungeon to be free on Nicoblog and Piratebay
>People paid for it

OH NO NO NO

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>People paid for it
Yeah like 2-3 years ago

You must be so fucking poor

I buy good games like Atom

store.steampowered.com/app/552620/ATOM_RPG_Postapocalyptic_indie_game/

Not meme shit like Gungeon

I've never even heard of it. But I tend to play dota 2 all day, so that's why.

You have fun little Timmy

t. has never played atom

>enter the gungeon
Pirated and deleted in two hours. Epic will have to do better if they want their client on my computer.

>tfw all these indies I bought have the devs shilling hard for Epic
I'm honestly going to stop buying indie games entirely and start pirating them.

Gungeon is a good game, but not among the best roguelikes. Both it and Nuclear Throne ape the core mechanics of Issac, but they do not create the same sort of wild variation and combinations that you would regularly get in runs of Issac because they depended on the main developer behind BOI being a genius. They also don't have the core gameplay strength of something like Risk of Rain. So they are second tier roguelites.

Correct. I don't give a shit about it lol. Not my type of game.

BOI is a shit game for faggots so Gungeon must be good

I said have fun. The Timmy part was a commentary on you, not the game

Please kill yourself you casual piece of shit

Being a likable person makes people forgive alot of your sins. It's why todd howard gets to release buggy messes every 2 years.

Sweeney has no charm, and his arguments sound like something boomer republicans say, which automatically puts you on the shitlist for most

Isaac is fucking absolute trash when you compare it with gungeon

Enter the gungeon is crap as are almost all other roguelites, only isaac did it right

Is it true kids don't know how to torrent?

>only isaac did it right

BOI is a piece of shit for edgy faggots so Gungeon has to be good.

you honestly have no idea what youre talking about huh

t. didn't get past mom

I did, but even if I was bad at such a poorly designed game, the game would still be edgy shit for faggots made by and for people who didn't grow past Newgrounds, you realise, right?

It's true the game have a crappy (heh) art direction, but you don't judge a game by its surface, do you user?

You have one life fäm aka roguelike

Is Nuke Thrones 60fps yet?

I personally didn't like the mechanics, but the edgy art, style, writing, etc I can only stand so much.

How come people can't seem to agree on what is and isn't a roguelike?

based epic

Isaac hasnt been good since rebirth, Move on