Yea Forums plays Alter Ego III, The Chronicles of Crambono

tell the truth and high five dad

maybe that could've happened if we didn't constantly embarrass our family.

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Uninterested smile back

ROUGH AND TOUGH WALK OVER

Kind of weak but whatever, do we buy the condom?

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Calm purchase

CALM CONDOM

Imagine having the confidence of Crambono.

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LEAVE TIP

We just can't catch a break

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UNINHIBITED TAKE OFF

Our friends are useless.

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UNASHAMED

So do we be nice to the chink lad or ignore him?

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SYMPATHETIC APPROACH

Do we keep trying?

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Continue Crambono does not know what backing up is

KEEP TRYING
LEARN CHINESE

Something finally goes our way, now are we a booze hound?

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EXCITED SHARE WINE

So does Crambono know how alcohol works?

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PERFECTLY NORMAL

Ok we need a GF which one should we go for?

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ANNE
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE NAMES

>Not choosiong Henrietta R Hippo

>she is very attractive

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not amorous and have an intellectual discussion

do we eat the turtle?

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OPEN ALL SOUP

Do we join our schools rock band?

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Not thrilled, pass. We are two intelligent for this.

for the first choice I picked "it isn't intellectual stimulating" as per this user's post.

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Feeling fine, but talk to someone.

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"Inappropriate response"

What game is this and how can I play it?

Let it pass then.

Got a jumper, first odd numbered post decides what to do.

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Anxious help him yourself

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well whatever back to first come first serve

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Interested, join them.

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>everyone already left
I guess it's a slow night OP.

Draw something

It always is nigga

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Are they doubting our intelligence? Go to party.

Our character is fucked also fuck this thot

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UNFLAPPABLY WALK AWAY, WE CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS BITCH

Unflappable FINGER HER

Remember we already have a GF

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Resist her, we're intellectual enough to remain loyal to Anne

Resist

At this point Patchouli could probably beat Crambono in an arm wrestling match, so perhaps we should show some restraint so we don't actually get gored?

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We've had enough bad luck today as is so I say Stop.

Continue. It doesn't seem like we get chances for revenge that often.

Probably the right choice

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Interested Go to class

grug bang shiny, we really should try to keep on raising our INT

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Bang on it. This is literally how I opened it back in the day.

sup grug

Banging your lock opened it? That sounds like a great way to get robbed.

Call the janitor and make him do his job

>keeping important shit in your locker

wow that actually raised our INT, could job user

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Interested, accept. Time to become a CHAD.

Interested and accept, no reason we can't be smart and a well built Chad

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Interested do not get. Mom would probably get on our ass for this.

What to do about the gun?

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Curious inspect

What could possibly go wrong?

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Put it down. Our dumb ass didn't even check if it was loaded.

benis :DDDD

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Anxious go to doctor

Alright, it was just a pimple. We need a job what should we do?

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>a pimple on your dick
What the fuggg

Assistant in law office

Well we didn't make it, so I took drug store clerk instead.
Our boss is a cunt, what do?

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Unbothered listen

Well we lost our job and couldn't find a job at, a fast food joint, a cinema, and a movers company respectively.
And we're being robbed, what do? remember we have shit health

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Damn how many times do we have to be put in dangerous situations? Frightened, keep still.

That wasn't very chad-like behavior.
We got a job at the cinema, after trial and error. But do we go to junior prom?

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Yes we'll be a Chad where it matters not in some random robbery of no consequence.

Forgot to screen cap the event but basically it was the narrator making a witty remark about how junior prom is shit compared to senior prom.
Great another theft event, what do?

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Concerned tell the boss

Where do we even work at now? Unconcerned do nothing.

TOGA TOGA
A cinema

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Excited go to party

Go to party

Yes one drugs please

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Let us partake in drugs with our fellow kids.

Just beer, lets not get crazy

In for a penny, in for a pound?

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maniacal

Oh boy
are we gonna cuck our gf?

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Yes she hasn't got any screentime lately.

This is not going to end well...
YES

This really isn't going well, but I thought that our choices would have more consequences.
We need a new gf.

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Henrietta

None of these dames are any good. I thought we were supposed to be making money.

good shit
We gonna help our fag French teacher?

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First choice, no way I'm helping this fag

Well that was uneventful
Are we going to senior prom?

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YES with our hot GF

yes

Wow a good event, haven't seen that in a while.
Well are we gonna be in porno?

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Interested go to studio

So is our dignity worth 500 bucks?

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Yes,we fear not jealousy.

yea

are we a dominate chad or a beta sissy?

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comfortable

Comfortable.

the ABSOLUTE STATE OF CRAMBONO
we can't cuck our bro

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compassionately tell him to do it himself

Compassionate but tell him to take her home himself

Inappropriate response

>

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just give me a different answer user its 4am we need to rap this up

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Non compasionate tell him to eat shit and take her home himself

dispassionately tell him to take her home himself

Now do you want to be in an actual porno?

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interested apply for job

these decisions are pissing away our INT

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Leave

Introspection, what do?

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Curious confront

Not Curious and do not confront
Religion should be a personal thing

Curious confront

Alright Yea Forums thanks again for reading, see some of you tomorrow. We have no money and I have no idea how we intend to afford university.

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See you later OP i guess we just have to become a porn star.

bye OP, thanks for the thread