GOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOOORNING Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we're another day closer to Steve (yes, THE Steve from Minecraft) getting confirmed in Smash Ultimate! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming Fighter Pass when Steve walks into the spotlight!
>O-OKAY BUT WHAT ABOUT THIS GUY SHINOBI ON RESETERA!!! HE'S TOTALLY CREDIBLE BROS AND HE LEAKED RIDLEY!! "No!"
Leak? Seems more like a vague statement to me, not much of a leak really. And according to the based PushDustin himself, this tranny never even leaked Ridley! Sure, he might have leaked a few twinkles out of his diaper before, but are you really that desperate to believe some Tranjo when Grant Kirkhope (yes, THE Grant Kirkhope) is comparing the chances of Banjo Threeie to when pig's fly? Yeah, he's still in touch with his friends over at Rare and even told some Banjoid on Twitter not to bet on Banjo being in Ultimate! Can you believe it?
>B-BUT GRANT KIRKHOPE DOESN'T WORK AT RARE WHY WOULD HE KNOW ABOUT BANJO IN SMASH?? "No"
Well don't you think it's a little strange Banjies? You think Kirkhope would be contacted about doing the soundtrack or at the very least know better to keep his mouth shut if Banjo is coming back, but I guess not! I'm guessing your friend at REEEsetERA saw this little toy on twitter and thought he could get some easy brownie points by """leaking""" Banjo at E3 with some vague statement. And if he's wrong all he has to do is listen to you little birdbrains whine when he states it was just his personal wishes! HAHAHA
Yep, I'm thinking at the end of the day all you're getting this E3 is a little barbie doll, or I guess you call them "figurines," these days huh. I'll throw in a good word for you at Nintendo -- they might let me wear you as a skin for one of my alts, but you're going to have to let me spend the night with Kazooie for that...Oh who am I kidding! she spends the night with me for free! See you at E3 Banjie Bois!!
Not even Virginben likes you bugmen anymore. LMAO! Sad!
Ryan Brown
SHUT UP LOOK AT THIS TWEET FROM AN PURPLE HAIR SJW ON MOJANG; EVEN SHE THINKS STEVE IS NOT GOO- WAIT SHES JUST PR? AND THAT MINECRAFT IS MAKING ALOT OF MONEY,AND THE BEST SELLING GAME EVER, AND NINTNDO MAY WANNA PAY TRIBUTE ? NOOOOOOOO STOP TELLING ME HOW BUSINESS WORKS STEVEBROS NOOOOO HOW CAN WE PROVE WE ARENT WEEPY IDIOTS OOOH OOH I KNOW I KNOW LETS MAKE TRAILERS >Banjo shows up and EVERY. FUCKING. CHARACTER. CLAPS. WITH A HUGGY WUGGY REUNION >OOH OOH OOH OR EVERYONE RECREATED THE BANJO INTRO BECAUSE IM A CREATIVELY BANKRUPT FUCK WHO CANT THINK OF SOMETHING CREATIVE AND CLEVER BECAUSE IM BLINDED BY PERSONAL NOSTALGIA
Andrew Jackson
God I would fuck kazooie if I had half a chance
Brody Johnson
Vergeben? Oh, you mean the guy you were referring to as "Virginben" for 8 months? Yet the second he takes a piggyback ride on some tranny he's the second coming of christ! Laughable.
You back stabbing Banjies are some of the dirtiest scum on this side of the internet. You make us Steveposters look like angels in comparison. Day of the block is coming soon, it's not too late to apologize~ But you're running out of time! Steve will be here any minute~
Can you imagine the butthurt Steve’s addition to the game would cause on Yea Forums? The unending smugness?
I’m rooting for you Stevefag. I want your particular brand of autism to win.
Nolan Walker
This. Banjokes are fucking disgusting. They’re modern ashleyfags and I hope we can laugh at their stupid wretched asses when they get deconfirmed by level headed people. If Steve can’t be in, the we should gather every legit Nintendo fan to PLEASE tell Sakurai to never put this in, as Banjo is only know to a TINY niche group of incels
Camden Taylor
Both sides are trash.
Jackson Ortiz
>le edgy centrist has arrived
Jaxon Jackson
I put more effort into jerking off than you did with this thread.
