Is it just me or is the Power Suit in Samus Returns kind of thicc?

Is it just me or is the Power Suit in Samus Returns kind of thicc?
Seriously, my dick twitches whenever I walk into an elevator and you can see the suit's butt and thick thighs.

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Well Samus is a muscular and busty woman. Suit needs to work with that.

(Let me please) Have sex (with her)

its just a robot dude

a sexy robot

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I like chunky samus

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FUCKING THIS
i don't even CARE about the Woman inside

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Eh, it's not tight enough.

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What’s in the pauldrons? Why are they so big?

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BIG PAULDRONS MEANS BIG STYLE

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The chozo wanted to look as intimidation as possible while in combat. Plus since the suit Samus has is based off of and granted to her by a chozo god of war. Of course it would be like that. Before you ask about the god of war, play or watch zero mission.

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bodily fluids and other waste

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man first prime graphics were ahead of its time, on a fucking gamecube no less

>Power Suit

Gravity Suit > Light Suit > Dark Suit > Varia Suit > Fusion Suit > Phazon Suit > PED > Zero Suit

Would you play Metroid Fusion done in the style of the Prime games?

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How would that work? I like the Prime series, but they aren't great for speedy gameplay.

I just want SA-X to chase me in a 3D game.

Yeah, I get that, but explain how you would translate everything to 3d

>playing metroid games

No one on Yea Forums plays the metroid games.

No. Part of what made fusion creepy was the claustrophobic restrictions of only moving in the x and y planes, I don’t think it would be as effective in creating tension

You've played Titanfall 2? Put a Metroid skin on it: boom. That game is exactly how I imagine Zero Mission/Super Samus moving around in 3D space. Speed booster would still be tricky but I think it can be done.

oh yeah, and power suit below the PED. I hate the dinky shoulders

That's Samus Returns.

Neither is Fusion.

you're samus returns

I don't think it would work out well translated to 3d though. I think the SA-X chases work best in 2d because you can see it chasing you and getting up from ice missiles out of the corner of your eye on the gba screen. In 3d you would turn away and know its there but you would lose that" Oh shit i can see it moving again" moment

I guess one way to help that is very audible footsteps. That's something that helps horror work in fps games.

It's not you.
Hell all variants and designs of the suit makes me feel things

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energy is stored in the balls
muh

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>that hank hill butt in the bottom right

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This is why Samus should be retconned as a robot.

How do you figure?

I'm sure some indie cunt has made a game just like that for you.

Don't say that OP, the SJW crybabies may censor her and make it more "realistic".

Nobody likes your bimbo mole waifu, sakamoto

Because if thy did, they wouldn't come here trying to discuss them in any serious capacity.

SR suit is ugly as fuuuuck. SM/ZM Varia is where it's at

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Barrier generators to protect her from heat and other extreme climates, Varia is a mistranslation of Barrier

I didn't even notice, that's funny
>robot with those proportions
Sure, let's go

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This is so wrong, yet I love it so much.

You just gonna scroll down without sayin' howdy?

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But this is the video game board

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It's because of faggots like you that Yea Forums is shit.

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Coming to Yea Forums to discuss Video game is like going to a porno theater to watch a movie. They say no jerkin' but everyone is.

I think brawl varia might be the best. And I really like samus returns varia. It has the right level of scary power armor thickness, but I don't know how I feel about the big tron lines.

There's nothing wrong about appreciating a good suit

Everything is awesome when you mix with Warhammer 40k.

Dark samus should be renamed lula mae

Do you think MP4 will still have lock on controls or will Retro go for a more traditional twin stick shooter style this time?

gyro?

It's my favorite 3d rendition of the suit.

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Twin stick shooting is garbage, and even with Splatoon's success I still feel like gyro aiming isn't that well regarded for its implementaton to not be controversial.

Lock-on isn't any better though. At that point they they might as well use Metroid blast as a base but with more polish and good running speed/platforming. At the very least the joy-cons make for readily avaliable wiimotes.

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Howdy, sexy American abomination creature.

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Goddamnit you all are actually making me wanna fuck the suit more than the woman

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some people compromise with dark samus

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Now you are beginning to see the light.

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youtube.com/watch?v=8fUhWVA0Sw0

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Consider the possibility that the suit is a woman.

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don't fug the chozo weapon

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Can't promise anything, chief. It's not my fault it's sexy, the chozo did this to themselves.

Now THIS is the most based post on this website.

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What is the context of this image

Oh I forgot, it was some wii u era commercial with that one japanese pop star

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nintendo did a promotion for a clothing company or something.

Hey hey! The hunter is super gay!

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TIL you can make anything humanoid shape fuckable if there's enough curvyness to it

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BASED Ridley posters

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That's a nice digital painting. Whoever did it, good work.

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