What am I in for?

What am I in for?

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Expell the Jews to ger the DLC for free

thinking logically about having a daughter
assassinating non-direct family members
developing a major impregnation kink
making friends, then realising you'd be better off just subjugating them
learning to hate everything papal

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an old, bad game

Some good times. Just remember,as user said above, expel the kikes for a QoL improvement

a lot of marrying your children to heirs of titles and assassinating the rest in line for succession.
At least that's all I do because I'm a brainlet, could've gone from a count to a duke If the pope didn't fuck me over by calling a crusade to free my liege from muslims

The world's only roleplay grand strategy game.

Incest, adultery, and adulterous incest. That's my playstyle anyway

play the After The End mod and slay tribes of mormons and injuns

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expelling the kaffirs from Iberia, as Allah intended

>developing a major impregnation kink
I unironically got a full hard on when I first impregnated my waifu, Duchess Matilda, in my very first game, back in 2012.

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Matilda of Tuscany is a good waifu.

impregnation is a shit fetish
t.antinatalist

Can you believe that the real life Matilda had some cuck husband who refused to share a bed with her because he thought she was a witch or something?

Pick a character of a culture that can raid, and marvel at having infinite money forever

Antisemitism-based payouts.

having an autistic knowledge of european geography

I had thought she never married.

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she BTFO the HRE too lol

She married twice.

>the Things Crusader Kings Say videos have been deleted
Why?

Her first husband was her step-brother, a hunchback, that she separated from after only a couple of years. They had a daughter who died shortly after being born.

She married her second husband, the teenage heir to Bavaria, while she was in her early 40's (for political reasons, of course). Their huge age difference, combined with Matilda's reputation made the poor virgin scared to even sleep with her, which inevitably lead to their divorce.

she allegedly laid butt naked waiting for her 2nd husband in an attempt to show she was hiding nothing, and when he spilled his spaghetti she called him the medieval equivalent of a cuckboy and told him to go back to bavaria

>not mommydomming her
mathilda a shit waifu

Imagine if he ran back home after something like that, crying that she'd raped him. Poor kid got fucked over by a woman who was at the time probably too old to have decent kids.

anons true to life imbecile character dies infirm and depressed, while all his heirs are homosexual

Medieval incest simulator.