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Just did the quest where you wake Nanamo up. The fuck is this shit? I thought the whole Ul'dah coup was so the monetarists can take over, sure you can say they didn't want to really kill Nanamo to prevent instability, but why would they now just restore everyone's status and then all of the victims in the coup just treat it as if nothing happened? If pic related just wanted to Teleji gone, why allow the rest of the coup happen after tricking Raubahn into killing Teleji and throwing him in prison? The fuck does the Scions have to do with this bullshit?
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lol it was just a prank bro
Gota say the Ishgard plot has been pretty good so far, but they didn't even try to pretend not to lmao abandon the Ul'dah plot.
Around a lalafell never relax
To teach Nanamo a harsh lesson by letting her drink a sleeping potion
Pure. Perfection. Potatoes.
I think I finally made a friend in this game, how do I not fuck it up if I usually don't talk to people?
Didn't she have a prescription? She definitely had an allergic reaction. Should sue the doctor.
Just met Jandelaine. That's great. Also finished the Novice DPS trials. I remember hearing you unlock a chocobo around my level (18) is that the case? I might not have found the quest.
Just make sure to DO stuff with them.
just be cool, maybe run stuff together
I bet you think Illberd is a baddie too.
Chocobo comes once you've joined a Grand Company.
He is a motherfucker. Had he not killed himself I would have done the job for him.
That's a trustworthy, respectable tank you have there. I'd run with him any day.
Unlocking the chocobo is done by advancing the main story quest to a certain point. Just leveling doesn't unlock it, but the level requirement for that quest is around 18 or 20.
>encounter blm in lvl60 dungeon
>he is already lvl69
>Flare never ever
>not even fire II
>Fire fucking IV never ever
>is doing something barely resembling the lvl50 rotation
>Blizzard III at 50% mp
>has all 3 healer and rdm at lvl70
>Goddess of Magic
>fish-face xaela trash
>"gg"
This shit is why DRK is the only class that makes sense. I miss Fray...
Absolutely cute.
Nanamo pleases old men for votes.
Raubahn wasn't supposed to kill Teleji, the scions weren't supposed to run away, that wasn't part of his plan.
But the actual moral of this story is: Never trust a lala.
>BLM in The Burn
>"o/"
>absolute fucking god of AoE getting off Thundercloud procs almost constantly, quadruple and triple Flares whenever possible, slams Foul as soon as it's up, uses Freeze as blizzard AoE once or twice
>regularly AM teleports to party-members when there's an AoE and straight back to ley lines, slams Diversion just before starting fire phase on bosses
>healer gets gaoled at Mist Dragon, tapped the mob with Scathe and the healer was free before the tank even knew they'd been trapped
>leaves immediately after the boss is dead
I fucking hate bad BLMs but I fucking love good BLMs.
It feels like they changed their minds halfway through.
I feel pretty conflicted about it, it sets up Nanamo to be a pretty great character, but at the cost of the story now feeling pretty cheap.
Nanamo only pleases Raubahn!
>use scathe
>it's never enough for what i was trying to do
>t. Lolorito
He literally said he had Ilberd lie about assassinating Nanamo to trigger Raubahn. The crystal bitches (if not the brass blades also) were already in his pocket and wouldn't have chased the Scions if he didn't order them to. Alphinaud also got captured by the crystal fucks before things even got out of control. Fucking midget was clearly behind it all.
I can heal, bro.
>Lyse is a Highlander
Fucking bullshit
>but why would they now just restore everyone's status and then all of the victims in the coup just treat it as if nothing happened?
Because shit wasn't supposed to go out of control like that.
>If pic related just wanted to Teleji gone, why allow the rest of the coup happen after tricking Raubahn into killing Teleji and throwing him in prison?
He wasn't supposed to kill Teledji. Lolorito's plan was to expose Teledji's treason in front of everyone at your trial.
>The fuck does the Scions have to do with this bullshit?
They're connected to you, and Lolorito was offering Ilberd money and help for the Ala Mhigan resistance for his cooperation in fucking Teledji.
The whole thing was foreshadowed since 1.0. I'm a 1.0 player and I immediately knew what was going on because of how Lolorito was involved with the ALC questline back then. This isn't the first time he's played interference on a Syndicate-planned assassination, and the one back then involved a sleeping poison too.
She's grandfathered in from 1.X which didn't have separate models for highlander hyurs, Minfilia is supposed to be a highlander too.
>favorite item
>Gil
Goddamn potato jews
>garuda
>preference: Foolish landwalkers
>tank does a big pull
>do a quadraflare into foul
>immediately pull aggro and die
it is worth it so everyone knows how big your dick is
In the end, he got exactly what he wanted.
Back then Yoshida said that XIV's story up to the end of Dragonsong War (patch 3.3) was already written since ARR's launch.
Not even Tataru?
Especially Tataru
((((Potatos))))
Found the biggest slut in the scions
Someone told me they are changing crafting? Has that been announced yet? Someone also told me no more job quests, which I think sucks. Am I being memed?
Croissants are the most powerful au ra
At least Minfilia has highlander tits
>when her sister hears them fucking and is horrified trying to envision how she managed the size difference
This but with whm dps
You fell for Lolorito's master ruseman show
>last name is cockburne
Imagine the amount of hanky panky that must be going on in the Scions
Crafting is currently unknown and all we know is it'll follow a general crafter storyline separated into three or four types (ie Armorer and Blacksmith will follow roughly the same storyline). Job quests are still present, but only at level 80, and we don't know their length but it's doubtful they're short since artifact rewards are still tied to them.
>WoL saves Eorzea on a weekly basis, and assists god knows how many people just from going out to eat lunch
>will still never get laid while having to listen to everyone else in the scions having a love life
Being WoL is suffering
Face 4 is the best face.
Crafting will probably be covered during the E3 liveletter.
Job quests are now just going to be 1 quest at level 80 but we don't know how long they will be. You will get all your new abilities by leveling and the job gear comes from somewhere else.
This >Because shit wasn't supposed to go out of control like that.
The whole thing was under Lolorito's control.
>He wasn't supposed to kill Teledji
He didn't need to trigger Raubahn to unleash his nigga rage, and he said the result of of Raubahn flipping out was "better than expected".
>They're connected to you
And that doesn't matter since nobody in the ball room would've believed that you assassinated Nanamo, and public opinion doesn't matter since apparently the whole coup was kept secret anyway.
Illberd is best boy
minfilias tits are fake, she pads
Ah, the latest R*ddit cockburne NPC. Why yes this is so intriguing, all my upvotes to you good sir.
>tfw no tantric Echo sex with Scion NPCs
Hey user want to farm genesis tomes? I'm bored af right now, I'm on all 3 data centers, just say which
>loses them in the expansion
Yoshi-P is a cruel man
I guess a series of job quests at 80 wouldn't be bad, you get to take it all in at once. Though I do enjoy the sense of progression as you level up and eventually reach cap to complete the final quest
Artifact gear isn't going to come from the job quests. Source:
docs.google.com
Reminder every race contributed to progress and civilization except cats and lizards and probably Viera
Turned into a bad dragon dildo.
How do you quad flare as blm? I can understand a pot and convert giving you three, but where does the fourth come from?
Have sex
Good banter
That's not a big accomplishment.
>The whole thing was under Lolorito's control.
Raubahn wasn't.
>He didn't need to trigger Raubahn to unleash his nigga rage, and he said the result of of Raubahn flipping out was "better than expected".
He wasn't planning on Raubahn just murdering the guy right there. He wanted it all to come together so he could expose him publically.
>And that doesn't matter since nobody in the ball room would've believed that you assassinated Nanamo
And it wouldn't matter that nobody believed you did it because the plan wasn't to have to sentenced. Lolorito just wanted a public trial where he could expose Teledji's treason to everyone. Because of how it ended up going down with Teledji being killed, they ended up just keeping it a secret.
umbral heart at 68
They apparently want to avoid having the player constantly go back and forth between the Source and the First since canonically you spend the entire 5.0 MSQ on the First, and also because they noticed in Stormblood that most people left their job quests until they hit 70 and then did them all at once.
Cats are literal cavemen
umbral hearts decrease the mana cost of flares, so you get two flares without anything else, + convert flare, + pot flare.
First has its MP mitigated by Umbral Hearts, second expends remaining MP, Convert or super-ether to gain enough MP for a third, whichever one of the previous you didn't do for a fourth
What the fuck is an Au Ra exactly?
Incel projecting.
Have sex
viera never leave the forest so they've contributed nothing to society outside of their home.
Just people with lizard parts. There's a fan theory that they're voidsent, but that just comes from Yoshida saying that you can make your Au Ra look like a succubus if you want.
only cute ones are Yugiri, Mide and Sadu
And loose my wizardly powes? NEVER!
>gets turned back into prime teen pussy
Yoshi works in mysterious ways
Reptilian spoken race native to the Azim Steppe. Ishgardians slaughtered a tribe of xaela refugees because they kinda looked like dragons if you squinted.
What's with all of these Doman whining about horsebird stench, what the fuck do they even ride there anyway?
still cuter than any smelly cat
Does Shadowbringers come with a free week of game time?
There's several Viera that leave for cities but yeah they don't contribute shit
i still can't believe how many people here believe face 4 looks good in any way, had to skip all the azim steppe quests because of the blue bitch
horses
Someone wanted job percentage per race earlier today so here it is.
no fantasia, no play time, just the previous expansions
pay up goyim
Othardians ride horses which don't exist in Eorzea, and chocobo stink like shit in a lot of games
I can't believe people think au ra faces look good at all. They all look like they have downs. I swear everyone who plays them is a face blind autist
Where do I see this?
Dooooooooooooooooma
>skin cancer
>cute
Also ironically enough one of Yugiris VAs got skin cancer, the role is fucking cursed between that, the VA that got murdered, and the one that got in a car wreck that caused her to miscarry her child
wtff? the gold saucer sabotender is just a lala in costume?
Is there a way to see the actual completion rate of this entire current savage tier per job? I can't figure out how to on fflogs, and it only goes back 2 weeks.
Like you would turn them down of they offered
Dalamud red is the only red.
wine and rolanberry are good too
Lolorito is a galactic brain keikaku god.
I wish there was a shade just a smidge brighter than it though. In fact we need more reds in general.
I wouldn't, let me educate you. Imagine, if you will, an encounter with a bitchbreaking Roe, standing one or probably two fulms taller than you, her abs ironclad enough that you could break your jaw if you tried to bite them. Imagine getting that heavy palm planted on your head as she shoves you between her thighs so you're face-to-face with a bulge that's bigger than your fists. Imagine her forcing the tight cloth down and freeing it all in one fell swoop. The first thing that hits you is the smell, an acrid, pungent stench made up of a combination of dried cum, salty sweat, natural musk, and just a hint of stale piss, all having built and broiled together for who knows how many hours to create a nostril-searing, head-fogging wave of scent. Before you have time to comprehend the beast before you, your face is against it, nose forced to drink down the impossibly obscene atmosphere that only exists around her cock. Your lips open on their own, your mental defenses overridden by a primal desire for service, and you begin to slather her sack in spit. Nothing you do gets it any cleaner, but neither of you care, as she is far too amused by your desperate arousal and you're too consumed with desire to notice. Once she's done forcing you to do your best impression of a jock strap, she buries her fingers in your hair, yanks your head up, and presses the tip against your lips. She'd be willing to pry your jaw open if she had to, but she doesn't, as you're already wide open and diving forward. Her meat is impossibly large, the largest you've ever taken, but the thorough muskbath you received has ensured that your gag reflex is nonexistent. The hours pass in a blur as you kiss her base countless times, until at last your belly is left bloated with her virile spunk, the overflow leaking down your chin. Content with your performance, she permits you to rest on her, letting you sleep with your face buried in her crotch to reinforce your newfound lust. Imagine.
I'm keeping some on standby.
I would, but I'm also not a sad sack in his 20s that's still a virgin like most of Yea Forums
>male au ra and cats barely play SAM
weird
please respond
Wouldn't, fucking typos
Bruh you're not making sense.
Raubahn wasn't under Lolo's control in killing Teleji, but he didn't have to have Ilberd lie about Nanamo's death to trigger Raubahn even more, which he admitted to be doing and that the results of a raging Raubahn was what he wanted. Unless he wanted to create a scene to idk, take over the fucking city?
It also doesn't matter if Lolo was able to get Teleji a trial or not, since nobody's opinion mattered - that being the nobles present already knows the Scions didn't do it, and the plebs didn't even know a coup happened. He could've just revealed the whole thing then and there, take Raubahn to jail or something for executing a noble without trial at most, no need to have the whole city in chaos.
Also you didn't address why did he have Alphinaud captured by the crystal braves before the coup even happen. Teleji didn't have the braves in his pocket, Lolo did.
What will Shadowbringers alternative title be?
Fatcat Sugardaddies
Horizontal BiS is a placebo, just upgrade your ilvl
Drinking potions is a placebo and a waste of money
Raid utility is a placebo with the exception of Bard refresh and Paladin Hallowed
Raid buffs are a placebo because 95% of players aren't worth buffing
Job comps are just a scapegoat for your party sucking
Meta is a placebo
Speedruns are a placebo, once you beat the final boss you're done with the game
WE
>but that just comes from Yoshida saying that you can make your Au Ra look like a succubus if you want.
pretty much. there's nothing in any lore that connects them to voidsents or demons. There's more mentions about them looking draconic if anything.
Sidurgu Roleplay
>male samurai get the Sephiroth pose
>female gunbreakers get the Lightning pose
Who got the worse deal?
The race that has the highest percent of DRGs are cats is weird to me. Granted the lizards are a close second but I never would have guessed.
the lore specifically mentions their horns being used for hearing as something dragons don't have.
>don't want to rely on having a DNC to choose me as their partner to do top DPS
>don't want to be a support bitch by playing DNC
Fuck this class already.
lost me at "bulge", i sign on for femroes for wild bear-woman amazon sex
If you talk to some of the NPCs in Uldah while Nanamo is 'dead', they talk about how Lolorito has been cleaning house among the Monetarist party, presumably killing off Teleji's backers and ensuring there were no further threats to Nanamo before bringing her out of hiding.
females, drk is still our only good pose
my nigga
Females in general get worse poses but fuck me if male SAM shouldn't have gotten the arm-resting-on-scabbard pose Hien and Musosai have.
>Raubahn wasn't under Lolo's control in killing Teleji, but he didn't have to have Ilberd lie about Nanamo's death to trigger Raubahn even more
Ilberd was taunting Raubahn himself because he was angry that Raubahn didn't seem to care about Ala Mhigo anymore. The guy has basically been going nuclear since Bahamut killed his family so he latched onto the resistance movement in his grief and thus he's obsessed with it to the point of self-destruction.
>It also doesn't matter if Lolo was able to get Teleji a trial or not, since nobody's opinion mattered - that being the nobles present already knows the Scions didn't do it
You're not getting it. Nobody needs to believe you did it in order for you to have a trial. He just wanted to string Teledji along until it came time for your trial and then nail him.
>and the plebs didn't even know a coup happened
They would have if the original plan had gone forward. It was kept a secret because Raubahn killed Teledji and shit got out of hand.
>He could've just revealed the whole thing then and there
Not after all hell was breaking loose and you were on the run. Shit had already hit the fan and Lolorito needed to regroup and let Raubahn calm down.
>take Raubahn to jail or something for executing a noble without trial at most
He didn't want Raubahn to be punished though
>Also you didn't address why did he have Alphinaud captured by the crystal braves before the coup even happen
Because Teledji wanted to commandeer the Crystal Braves. Yes Lolorito was secretly plotting against him, but he was letting Teledji think he was in charge.
Female (female) players usually love Lightning so they're probably fine with it
Is Canon, right?
I agree.
Brown femroe is the best roe.
I just like the scales. Most faces in this game are bad no matter the race so I might as well just pick the one that satisfies my monster girl fetish.
it turns out shadowniggas was a warrior expansion all along!
it's canon how the whole gay xaela tribe raped him
>Perhaps most interesting is what Square Enix is doing with summons. Instead of giving every player the ability to summon primals like Ifrit or Shiva, there will only be one Ifrit per server. “The players will get together in their Free Companies [guilds] and they will fight Ifrit. If they defeat him, they will get the opportunity to summon him once. That Free Company will get to decide where and when to use him. Then Ifrit goes out to another place in the world for other people to go get him, so it’s like this competition between people in the world. This won’t be instanced, this will be public content, so anyone in the world can do it.” Until Ifrit is summoned, no other player group will be able to summon him. When Ifrit is actually brought into a fight it seems like nearly everyone in the server will know, because the skies will turn red. Then once the skies clear, you’ll know Ifrit is again available to defeat and acquire. “The whole world is involved in the summoning of these monsters.”
Instead we didn't even get normal summons just plastic chicken, chicken nugget and.. I guess ifrit's okayish. Phoenix and Bahamut are good though. SMNbros will they ever make the summons pretty? I just want to sexually harass Garuda is that so much to ask.
Nope, Yugiri's genuinely more interested in the WoL (see Heavensturn live-letter "date" sequences) and Hien is after that Cirina puss.
shouldn't you be on reddit right now youfucking attention starved faggot
Hien wouldn't sully himself with that cum rag
Pick your catgirl for the night
Not really.
Top-middle, short black hair
Second from the right.
no yshtola no buy motherfucker
FFXIV killed my taste for catgirls
>one FC defeats Ifrit and then holds the summon hostage for as long as they like so no one else ever has the chance to use it
Good change
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>"Of course, the execution of my plan was not without its flaws," Lolorito continued in an even, unhurried tone. "I did not anticipate the escape of the Scions, nor the violence that followed their flight from the palace—a most unwelcome complication."
>According to Lolorito, accusing the Warrior of Light of murder and implicating the Scions as accomplices had been Teledji's idea. He speculated that the late Syndicate member wished to "repay'' the Archons for interfering in the passing of the Carteneau Reclamation Bill. Lolorito himself purported to bear no ill will towards the order, but was forced to play along with their capture so that Teledji would remain ignorant of Ilberd's duplicity. Once the charade had ended, he assured Nanamo, he had fully intended to clear the false charges and release the Antecedent and her companions.
22 orbonne runs and no tank chest still. This run had to be the worst though. 2 fucking belts from cid 2 belts from mustadio, 1 belt from agrias, gloves and healer chest from ultima. I can't take this anymore bros
Literally any of them, but far right for me. Gosh, I am lonely.
why did they allow a poopnose?
Reminder that due to recent lore about Viera implying they have no gender until the age of 13, bunnies are going to be the new discord tranny
I love Summoner!
question about nier since it seems to be turning into a canon thing in xiv world
can i play automata without having played the previous games? is there much lorewise to miss going in blindly?
i know a friend who can let me play his steam version but i have no access to the previous games
....
Far left.
How did he not expect any of that shit to go down? And besides, you would have just been executed by Ilberd in the first place behind loloritos back, like Raubahn was going to be.
They're androgynous until their teens, not genderless, you hyperventilating dolt.
I just want demi-summons to last indefinitely. Preferably have demi garuda, ifrit and titan glamour
Pervert
>Senor Sabotender isn't a real Sabotender
He just didn't expect Raubahn to freak out that badly, that's really it.
>you would have just been executed by Ilberd in the first place behind loloritos back, like Raubahn was going to be
Ilberd had no grudge against you, and he couldn't even get to Raubahn. Lolorito wouldn't let him.
>when you get Snowcloak in the Roulette
You need to watch and read Drakengard first, then play Nier and Drakengard 3,then you can play Nier Automata
And dont forget the supplementary books like Grimoire Nier, or the stage play
Just not bottom center. She looks like a ball crusher.
pick your Viera
How do you explain Halitali then? He couldn't get to the Scions? He would have easily gotten to the Scions. Fucking brass blades are corrupt as the crystal blades.
>implying they have no gender until the age of 13
Are you fucking retarded
>he is already lvl69
>Goddess of Magic
They all look like dumb niggers.
this, all I can imagine is a fat hairy man playing those cat girls.
>ywn be dommed by Garuda
>Y'shtola
>Favourite item: Leg Armour (*Boots only)
To sum up- no, you don't need to play any of the other games, as their overall content wouldn't make any sense to you anyway.
Watch a playthrough of Nier if you want. The rest is really just a waste of your time. The 'lore' is a bunch of jabberwocky.
pls stop i can't handle it
>true feelings betrayed by how absolutely soaked she is
Christ face 4 is the ugliest thing imaginable. People think Au Ra face 4 is bad but goddamn it's 10/10 compared to that shit.
>Y'shtola's only real character trait is her shoe collection
kek
Yeah, it's not really explained how he got Raubahn out of Lolorito's custody or why he even moved him to Halatali to kill him.
>He would have easily gotten to the Scions
He had no reason to. His beef was only with Raubahn. Ilberd never held any kind of grudge against you or the Scions.
Trying to pick up tanking. All I've ever played has been healer so far. How hard is it to level? Which one is the best for beginners?
Do I always drop my tankstance even while doing leveling stuff?
Is it easy in savage/ultimate?
Apparently Thancred, Urianger and Y'shtola are finally going to get some character exposition/development in Shadowbringers.
better?
Thancred is already one of the most developed characters in the game.
>Ilberd was taunting Raubahn himself
Nope, I'll repeat for the third time: Lolorito literally said he had Ilberd lie to anger Raubahn even more. He also said the results were "better than expected", meaning he wanted Raubahn to make a scene. Don't forget Lolo himself talked shit to Raubahn and that's the whole reason Raubahn went after him in the first place, prompting Ilberd to chop off his arm.
>He just wanted to string Teledji along until it came time for your trial and then nail him
Why the fuck does he need a trial. There is no mystery to solve with a real trial, and there isn't anyone to please with a fake trial. Lolo never even said he wanted a trail (so far, though I doubt he will in the future), you literally just pulled that out of your ass.
>the rest
The point is that Lolo had the whole thing under control. Teleji's plot was taken over by Lolo, his brass blades and crystal braves were taken over by Lolo. Lolo had the ability to censor the coup, Lolo controlled the life and death of Nanamo, Raubahn and the Scions. All he had to do was wait for Teleji to show his hand accusing the Scions for regicide and the royalists for being weak then disprove his claims to get rid of Teleji. Keep in mind that everyone knew Teleji committed treason by inciting the refugee riots and only needed evidence to fuck him over.
Never drop you tank stance when leveling.
You are probably better off waiting until Shadowbringers to learn tanking because the nature of tanking is going to change.
Pretty sure he leaked the info to the ninjas to lure you into a trap to try and kill you. Why else would he set up all the poison gas and whatnot if he's just going to execute raubahn.
Flare with Umbral Hearts (uses all the umbral hearts but only uses 2/3thrd of your current MP)> Flare to 0 MP> Convert into Flare> MP Potion into Flare.
>stormblood babies
Are we going to get major side characters in ShB like Fordola, Hien, Gosetsu or do you think the majority is going to be able further developing our fellow Scions?
Wizardry.
>How hard is it to level?
Not hard at all, your queues will still pretty much be instant. Keep your tank-stance on.
>Which one is the best for beginners?
All of them are pretty easy to get into but PLD and WAR have the most consistent learning-curve to them. PLD is utility, WAR is pretending you're a DPS. DRK is more AoE-focused and magic-resistance rather than flat damage-resistance.
>Is it easy in savage/ultimate?
You have stuff to do still but most difficulty in tanking comes from not knowing the fight.
Fuck you, I like my lizard
>Fordola
>Major side character
>Accomplished nothing of importance
Makes sense stat wise, Duskwight Elezen and one of the Lalafell types had the best starting BLM stats.
They'd change that part so fast but, imagine. the bribery.
Also good but even if non-permanent. Glamour for Garuda (proper form), Titan, Ifrit. maybe change them to something else such as Fenrir and Shiva. Or instead just make the generic abilities summon other primals for an attack or anything. A ramuh zap, a fenrir leap, a shiva freeze. You get the idea.
Seems like just developing the Scions so far, which is a good thing since they're all interesting enough that an expac focusing on them as your adventuring party will give them some sorely needed screentime.
>raen
Ah, the extra shitty lizards
goesetsu is likely out of the story now since they pussed out of his death already, might make a cameo if we stop by doma again. hien is king of doma and likely irrelevant for the same reason. he might send Yugiri to help us on occasion. Fordola has been written out as well.
A character's weight in the story isn't tied only to how much of a plot device they are.
All of them with a flamethrower since I don't bed filthy catniggers. God is Allagan and Hydaelyn is a spook.
>inner beast is no longer the anti-tank buster
>raw intuition changed to be sentinel like instead
oh boy, sure do love how everything feels the same
>blonde blue eye raen
couldn't be any more basic and pleb taste
At least it led to this.
Gosetsu was obviously set up to return later on and Yoshi confirmed in an interview that Fordola will be back.
I like your lizard too.
Besides Castrum, what other dungeons have that same balls to the walls mob pulling?
isn't that just the default character creator raen but with a different hairstyle?
dilate
Play DPS if you want a unique experience.
Why didn't trannies explode about this when it came out?
Based and SMNpilled. Can't wait to summon Phoenix. Still really, really need some way to replace the shitty golden chicken, nugget outside of carbuncle.
I didn't know regarding Fordola that he said that. Regarding Goesetsu, I'm of a different mind, he's an old man done fighting. I really can't think of a good reason for him to return after his recent trauma.
extremely cute, where can i breed this lizard
Nomura: "I literally have no idea what is going on so I drew some goth chick with a hammer that isn't even a weapon in the game."
Do they even care about the story?
Why haven't you taken the Elezenpill yet?
It's called better safe than sorry. Ilberd would've been our BRO (despite his mental state) were it not for his grudge and circumstance.
If the main expansion posters are anything to go by, then Shadowbringers is going to focus on far fewer characters and be mainly focused on the scions.
God I love Yoshida's designs, I wish he'd come back as art director. I'd give my left nut.
They frontloaded it so people wouldn't spoil the twist at the end of the expansion.
It was really fucking stupid in hindsight as it just made everything worse.
>Or instead just make the generic abilities summon other primals for an attack or anything. A ramuh zap, a fenrir leap, a shiva freeze. You get the idea.
Kinda like in dissidia?
youtu.be
Not sure how they could do it in game, but anything is better than seeing those egi
why do people hate on nomura so much? i think he has a cool style
people are really stuck on the belt and zipper shit
>actually interested in Minfilia as the bossy, clingy waifu
HELP
Right I'm sure he set up an elaborate dungeon "just in case" someone showed up to stop him
>that's nomura's equivalent of a napkin-scribble as stated in the art reveal
>WHAT A FUCKING HACK, DOES HE CALL THIS ART
>get tsuku in trial roulette
>everyone dead except war and smn
>war starts spamming Inner Beast like a madman to stay alive long enough for the smn to raise a healer
>heal lb3
>we actually clear it
>this literally can't happen in 5.0 because lmao Fell Cleave
Why did they have to butcher war and drk self heal again? They removed war's Blood Bath in SB and to compensate they later added the lifesteal effect on Steel Cyclone, only to remove the lifesteal effect from it in 5.0 and lose the whole move all together at lvl60? Sure you get this new self heal move, at fucking lvl76. Meaning all content below that lvl you're fucked.
Amano is a hack
>ywn be dommed by Garuda
>ywn summon a properly sized garuda to sexually harass or at least oogle
bros... at least Minfilia is based. Thighlander yandere and Middie male sounds hot.
I wanted purple hair but it looks better on xalea
Thank you
He knew he was supposed to make a promo art for months, and literally just scribbled some shitty emo chick in like 5 minutes before the show, then went "Oh shit, this game doesn't have hammers does it? lol sorry"
>horsefucker try to look down on anyone
oh i am laffin
Isn't Nomura responsible for third birthday, ruining Aya as a character, and killing parasite eve
>lizard
They're actually related to voidsent user.
Yoshida in Q&As has specifically said the focus of SHB is on 'an adventure with the Scions'
I'm sure there will be a couple from the First who are important as well but there probably wont be anyone as important as say Estinien.
Because I've already taken the superior Midlander pill
I rewatched the cutscene and you're right, Lolorito did have Ilberd lie to him. Still, he wasn't expecting him to kill Teledji even if he was happy enough with the result in the end. And he didn't expect everything to go crazy like it did. His plan was to string Teledji along and fully root out the corruption so it could be exposed.
>Why did they have to butcher war and drk self heal again?
Same reason they gutted healer DPS kits and amped up damage.
To force healers to heal more.
>this fringe case use that comes up once or twice a year can't happen anymore fuck this game
great post
would fug this tranny. whether xe transitioned or not
>monetarists
>working together for more than one nanosecond
>Remember HW and SB clear as day.
>Can't remember a goddamn thing about ARR before you meet Haurchefant.
It's like a black hole void of meaningful content that the game occasionally asks me to pretend I have any recollection of.
>What ever happened to Fordola? She ran off to take care of Ifrit and we never saw her again. Is there a chance we might get more of her in the future?
>Unfortunately, now is still not the time to talk about Fordola’s future. She is a tragic character who has lived an ill-fated destiny, and made into a Resonant. Eventually, there may come a time to depict what happened to her, but now is not yet the time. However, I don’t think we will ever forget her.
polygon.com
GOOD AND EVIL THE WAR ETERNAL.
That's a Roe.
Definitely disagree. He probably hated the scions for helping fix the alliance's problems without lifting a finger for muh ala mhigo!
1, being a chinlet is a small price to pay for the cutest nose and best eyes.
>One belt
>No zippers
This is how you know Nomura isn't trying.
Fuck off. I've done shit like that as WAR many times. Fuck Fell Cleave. I picked WAR for high HP and self healing / life stealing.
>Implying
Sorry, not brain damaged so I don't play the shitty races
>"Shut the fuck up she's out of the story go away."
They really hate loose ends.
As much as I loved Heavensward, that shit was the worst part of the plot.
>"Oh, as it turns out, we were against Teldejii all along."
>"All those NPCs in the Ul'dah story that said Lolorito was evil? Yeah, they're full of shit."
>"Here's your sultana and status quo back."
>"Yeah, sorry."
EUcuck here. This happens daily over here.
I like sending whisper compliments to people who have nice characters :)
if he can't even make a proper drawing in time for a major event, imagine what'll it be like working with him for the raid?
Translation: "We don't know what to do with her so we'll be killing her off the next time she appears. Please look forward to it."
You remember it because it's all world building, learning about Gridania, Uldah, Limsa, history,etc.
You literally don't remember the climax of 2.5?
I guess nerfing/removing Clemency would get way too much backlash.
Gosetsu's deal is protecting children and taking care of them as a monk (not the mhigger kind) now. Unless we re-lolify minfilia for him to protect he's probably not coming around.
Belts and zippers take time. He literally threw that together in like 5 minutes before the LL
I, too, listen to Castle Superbeast
When did Yea Forums started to like mhiggers? I thought it was agreed ala mhigo sucked ass.
Yandere loli
You meet Haurchefant at level 40, that's long long before 2.5
You meet Haurchefant at level 30 dude
She's not even a loli, she's a teen. shit sucks.
So basically she'll die fighting Primals while we're in the First
Yea Forums started to think about it logically.
Or like in FF4/FF9/FF10 where summoners are basically BLMs/WHMs, except with an ability to summon a big dick magic creature.
I still think that it would make more sense to rename current SMN to Evoker and keep it as the egi class, then add a proper summoner who mostly shits out elemental magic and uses proper summons for AoE/raidbuffs/finishers
After all the shit this greedy dwarf cunt put the Wol through I expected to see him be put to the sword hopefully we get the chance to kill him in shadowbringers.
His art is lacking in fundamentals leading to constant fuckery and the strange shifts and rampant sameface and reliance on patterns and excessive baubles, etc. He has a good sense of style but never actually studied the basics enough because he was too busy being that kid who would try to associate shapes and letters and figure out how to make a skull out of hearts.
No, that's Toriyama, the co-director of X and lead on XIII. Tabata directed the game and the overall gameplay is okay, but Toriyama's scenario direction was fucking abysmal and he basically took over the tone and direction of the project (Tabata is easily swayed into kowtowing to other people's wants).
Viera have zero (0) indicators pointing to what gender they are are birth, meaning they are DEFACTO transexuals, idiots.
Nigger I'm asking a question, is that the same Nomura or not, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about
Can someone explain to me how the cloud bike works? Does it just give me max speed and I don't have to bother with those speed increase items?
ala mhigo sucks. It's a land full of salt and rocks why the fuck did they want to go back so bad?
Imagine reaching the point of your Yea Forums career where you're scraping the bottom of the barrel for shitposts this hard
Good pedos denied once again.
Shes one of the only lines of defense when it comes to primals on the first. Her and her groups roll is important.
Ilberd, Raubahn, and Arenvald are the only good ones.
I can't fucking decide on a class.
BRD seems cool but everybody and their mother's plays fucking BRD. MCH looks cool but people said their rotation is still going to suck. DNC seems cool because it's a new class but I don't want to be a support bitch.
That isn't how that works. Being androgynous doesn't mean you have no gender.
yes
i mean its just a concept art, he has loads of other simple character art that looks exactly the same
Heck you, I like my DRK
You do realize they have genitalia, right? Outer appearance is similar but when they get to a certain age there is a stark difference.
Need some help here.
My brother is switching from PS4 to PC. He already had a windows account a long time ago so we just got the ShB pre-order. The one's that he has a PC license on are the ARR and HW. SB he got it on PS4.
Now I just finished up setting his new PC and installed FFXIV. He's planning to play on PC starting on ShB so there's no point int buying SB now. Here's my dilemma.
I've already registered his 20-digit code to his Mogstation, no problem. As you can see in this picture, so now I get to the login screen and it tells me this. imgur.com
I'm confused since I already entered the ShB code. Is it because I don't have SB on PC in his account? I tried logging in by selecting register later. What I got what the HW splash screen and an error saying "You need SB to use this character."
If it's just having no SB code then that's ok. But starting ShB he can actually start playing his character on PC correct?
muh homeland
>Pretending that Yea Forums is one person
>Pretending that there are any other /ourmhiggers/ than Rhauban, Ilberd and Arenvald
>androgynous=genderless
Based, just like my doujins. I loved Minfilia for having one of my favorite VAs (JP) even if she was a bit of a generic waifu. Yandere loli+ her voice sounds amazing. Imagine.
Because mhiggers are retarded. The only reason they survived is because they forced other cities to pay to go through their trade routes then the other cities used boats to just go around them and their entire country collapsed and they started a war.
I'm talking about the non-background stuff, of which there is plenty. All that really sticks with you is the vague notions and lore, not the specifics. Like, who actually remembered who the fuck the Ala Mhigan you see again in the start of Stormblood is without really stopping and thinking for a while? The filler from about level 10-39 leaves absolutely no impact on the player.
Well alright it's going to be really useful for ShB then since those mount increase come from doing those fates.
>MCH looks cool but people said their rotation is still going to suck.
Most people saying that so far are The Balance discord goblins that are fucking fuming that its rotation's burst-phase doesn't naturally line up with Trick Attack.
You're trying way too fucking hard.
Looks like her womb dried up 5 astral eras ago
Kinda classy, user. I like it.
Died fighting Ifrit
Good fuck her
There are literally hundreds of cat girls who want to ERP with you RIGHT NOW. The reason you haven't gotten laid is because you ignore them
Yes your SB for PC should unlock once SHB releases I think they mentioned that somewhere in the pre-order details but yeah you're fine
*35
I forgot that the Scion raid happens right beforehand, and that 39 is the end of the Coerthas section. Point is, only about a 10 level chunk of ARR is interesting.
t. discord buntrannies
>If it's just having no SB code then that's ok. But starting ShB he can actually start playing his character on PC correct?
yes
Pick my class for me PLEASE
The Balance is a fucking cancer. I parse and I try hard to be the best I can be, but holy shit those autistic trannies just can't fucking enjoy anything that doesn't push them toward a gold parse.
Bros... think about the content creators...
That's good isn't it? Why would any sane person wanna bed one of those STD-ridden fleabags?
>Reddit spacing.
Is NIN really that hard?
Friendly reminder to blacklist and kick the tank shitter Alinea ill from Moogle if you play on Chaos.
Yeah something like that is what I had in mind or
Something like that. "big dick creature" doing the ability. As for the SMN into evoker bit can't they just make Arcanist a proper class and make that the cuck ruinmage with carbuncles while SMN gets proper summons in the future sometime? Reworks for the non-job crystals could be fun too.
I'd like to create some content with him (her) if you know what I mean
>ERP cat whores
Better to die a wizard than touch those flea infested freaks
Thanks, I wanted to go for Bayonetta
I ignore these people and Trick Attack whenever I feel like it. Fucking keep your shit ready for whenever I'm ready to start the burn, bitches.
No, it just has tons of forced clipping so if your ping is shit you will suffer.
I think about MTQ a lot desu
No.
Play fisher, it's fun, I promise!
>Character is up to Stormblood content and level
>I'll just switch platforms to one that doesn't have Stormblood registered
>wtf, why can't I use this Stormblood character on this platform that doesn't have Stormblood registered, will I be able to use it once I have Stormblood registered?
Why are you suck a retard, you're like the people that log in during a free campaign and then get confused about how they got in the game with a lapsed subscription
Please adopt posting patterns that I haven't already seen on Encyclopedia Dramatica ten fucking years ago
Dilate, rabbit.
NIN is insanely easy, especially so if you're not worried about maximum possible uptime (ie GCD clipping).
Use the combover hair, it works better than feathered
WHAT DPS ISNT IN THE SHED I WANT TO BOOST ONE
Viera are pretty good. Can make cute ones and sexy ones.
There are no hard jobs in this game, just varying degrees of latency dependence.
AKA Cyanide.
Nationalism. They clearly weren't poor since they managed to build those fuck huge monuments, highways, and a fortress city. All while fending off repeated garlean invasions. The establishment of gil probably solved their financial problems too.
>it's easy if you play bad
It seems you can also make neither
>Soken managed to hit Painted Foothills levels of comfy again
>We are going to be rewarded with night versions of these tracks once we beat MSQ
Don't know what that looks like, pic?
It actually is a lot of fun.
>cash shop exclusive items in a game with a sub fee
I only ERP cute lalas. Female(male) and female only.
There should have been more content creators at the EU media tour!
youtube.com
How can MTQ compete?
When I realized Yea Forums mostly plays highlander and lalafell I knew Yea Forums was gay.
GCD clipping doesn't matter at all until Savage and even then only the later tiers.
This. DRK should also get Shadow Skin back or at least a stronger Soul Eater with the animation of Power Slash
>tanks in MSQ are cunts who pop sprint at every possible moment
>let them the party wipe twice to teach them that healers set the pace
>entire chat descends into shitflinging
>never once say a word the entire dungeon
>Pride
>Huge repository of resources that generations grew up learning how to harvest because only they were tough enough to survive in that environment
>Fortress city with absurd tactical advantages that made it unconquerable in a straight up fight
>Snek women that please you daily
>Cat women that prowl the deserts looking for strong Highlander dicks when their Nuhn and beta Tias won't please them
Gee I fucking wonder.
People like you make what should be easy casual shit take twice as long because you won't put in basic effort
Inb4 you screech try hard or tranny to excuse your laziness
Will it ever get a crossover?
>thinking 3 NPC is not enough
pretty much every other faction in the game only have a couple good NPCs
tell me 3 good gridanian NPCs and no don't answer the redhead padjali just because she makes your dick hard
lala is the only right choice. lala is love lala is life
i dont know how anyone can grind out millions of MGP
i want to die already
>namecalling and drama outside of /vg/
>chaos
vous êtes un pédé
ah, the stereotypical passive-aggressive healbitch
based. these tanklets need to learn that healers run the show. I personally refuse to heal if they don't say hello at the start.
Thanks bro. Ill try to do my best
It's not their fault your shitty characters are scaring them away from heterosexuality.
even before cash shops people in MMOs would buy items, accounts, houses, etc with real money on other websites that look like cash shops.
>Votekick healer
>Always works because tank queued with a buddy
Highlander women are for sex and thighfucking along with Roe amazons. If I'm feeling classy I might go for an elezen girl.
Its uh...the short hair you see most elezen females use that isnt race exclusive. Should be towards the end of the hair style options
>amateurish player, playing the game and having fun just wandering the world
>beat the final dungeon of ARR and get dumped back into the main world
>then it hits me that the only time I ever interacted with anyone was in dungeons, and only barely
>feel horribly lonely
God damn it.
Turn Abyssal drain into DRK's bloodbath
Unfortunately Bravely Default isn't popular enough, we're more likely to get a Octopath Traveler crossover instead.
I perform worse on purpose if somebody in the instance starts screeching about parses, quit treating the game like a day-job.
God I really get "world is dying with a whimper" vibes from Lakeland, it's fucking brilliant.
>thinking 2.5 decent mhiggers excuse entire race
Mhiggers deserve to get Black Rose'd by Garleans for ruining Stormblood.
>Reworks for the non-job crystals could be fun too.
I really think that Yoshi shot himself in the foot with saying no to branching classes. It basically killed a bunch of alternative jobs, when all he had to do basically is to give them separate exp and maybe gear.
>No evoker/proper summoner because ACN exists
>no thief because NIN exists
>no geomancer because WHM exists
>no time mage because AST exists
>no ranger because BRD exists
>no gunner because MCH exists
and so on.
just join an fc/discord bro haha
>Bottom bitch healer stutters out the used cumrag's go-to excuse: "W-Well you'll die without m-me"
>Pull the entire dungeon and shirk the uppity slut
>After all the adds have run a train on her, nuke them with the DPS bros
>Votekick the washed up hoe and immediately get a new healer who's eager to please me.
You're worth less than DPS.
PURE HEALING
when you cant win on seal rock so you decide to only target 2nd place so they have no chance of a comeback
>No tank with bloodbath right now
What the hell is SE thinking?
The carpenter dude
The LNC trainer
Kan E Senna because fuck you for excluding Raya you asshole
Just because Lyse was an unlikable cunt doesn't mean all highlander npcs are the worst.
>o/
Abyssal Drain already had lifesteal for every enemy it hit when you used Dark Arts. In 5.0 it will always have the lifesteal effect on a 60sec cd.
>globalist dicksucking zoomer doesn't understand wanting your own home for your own people
Would've been nice if your actions in Ishgard is what led to the Ul'dah plot being resolved or something. Instead of just handwaving everything back to normal.
>When every tomelith spawns on Maelstrom side so you get confused and attack Adders
o/
>owo
Thank you. Just wanted to see if my thinking was correct as I never had a problem with mine when I switched.
My bad. Just wanted to make sure I was correct in my assumptions. Sorry you wasted your time replying.
>o/
>mentioning the literal faggot CRP dude before based Geva
It makes balancing a nightmare because you can't change one job without affecting the other. It's only now after 3 expansions that Scholar has been finally fully extricated from Summoner and they now only share two skills. What's the point if you need to fully separate them anyway? I'd rather have jobs with new aesthetics instead of tons of overlapping ones.
A-Ruhn, Uma Kotor, A-Towa Cant, E Sumi Yan.
Good idea user.
ha ha
>when every tomelith spawns on Maelstrom side
Wait you're saying it can happen a different way?
Only for DRK since is it identity, WAR can get self-regens
Also make Walking Dead give 10 seconds of life steal to make it more like a comeback skill
>SCH and SMN still share the same weapon
>SCH usually has the better looking one
It's not fair, bros
>Healer uses lucid
>All the threat moves to dps
>While party wipes, healer {Returns} while doing Manderville dance
>You just lost the support of your group and are going to be replaced like a dime a dozen whore you are
Day of the shed is coming.
>doggo farm
>hi o/
>use this for 2 years straight
>found out not too long ago this is a gigantic redflag
>play as Lalafell
>like to look cute and do cute things
>always act polite maybe being a bit of a smart ass if someone is dick to me or party members
>like this the whole time with other players
>time to hit the market board
>instantly put Jew hat on and start fleecing goy (switch to Goldsmith class while I do this)
>know that at certain times of the week people get impatient and drop prices on shit when they shouldn't
>buy cheap and sell it higher
>go spend some time in the secret Lala cuddling parlor (pic related)
>jew time is over time to play for real again
>go back to acting innocent
such is the life of a Lala player. That being said I actually like that the race has a darkness to it and isnt purely cute and innocent. Being a cute little potato monster has its charms. Even Tataru who is genuinely a good person for the most part has the jew in her.
>based Geva
>Level 1: "You'll never be a Fen-Yll leatherworker. You'll be lucky if you ever get to help one of my artisans."
>Level 5: "OH MY GOD WARRIOR OF LIGHT YOU ARE THE GREATEST OMG THE BEST I'VE EVER SEEN PLEASE TEACH ME YOU ARE LITERALLY THE GOD OF LEATHERWORKING"
Real thrilling character there. Stop thinking with your dick, faggot.
4th from right
>brown skin
>blonde hair
>When you're not confused for once and attack Maelstrom only to get attacked from the rear by badders
>pressing buttons off cool down is a job to him
What a massive faggot you are, especially when you throw a tantrum to make things take longer
Bullshit, she trash talks your shit up till about level 40 or so, which is better than literally every other crafting NPC that actually acts like you said there.
I mean I've had the thought for a good while though I doubt they'll do it. Didn't think about Arcanist until now but it'd make sense.
>Arcanist as the cucky ruinmage with a pet like SMN is now. SMN turns into a real summoner.
>No idea about Thief but less ninja niggery
>Ranger could turn into a selfish dps
>Gladiator, Marauder turn into dps and dual-wield
And so on and so forth. There's a lot of potential and they could use it as a feature and a reason for more cool job quests. You could probably theorycraft some pretty fun stuff and that goes for the devs too.
MNK/SAM.
That is pretty much the opposite of how Geva acts and you've never played ltw
Some classes can't split is the problem, like how are you going to split THM into another Job?
>actually it is for you that the game is a day-job
I'm not that guy, but she literally spends the whole Leatherworker questline calling your work halfway passable at best.
By the end of the ARR stuff she's willing to vouch for you more, but up to that point is literally just "Eh, this is okay, I guess."
>has the Jew in her
Along with every cock in Ishgard and Kugane, the whore
*Uses aoe voke and aoe emnity attacks two times*
Nothin personnel healslut....
>just hit 50 meme tomestones
Pegasus time. How many do you guys have?
What's wrong with o/, faggot?
Is this the first expansion in which Soken has no actual help? Like his music is not going to be based on Uematsu's theme?
Yes
0
Why the fuck are you even playing except to keep your house from being deleted? I want to be fresh for the expansion, not already burned out.
I meant more like "jobs sharing the same theme", but being essentially different.
For example, you could make geomancer as WHM's branching job and they would both be "mages that use the elemental powers of nature (wind/earth/water)", but one is primarily a healer with some earth/wind/water magic as offensive options, the other is a support dps with way stronger magic and area-based (de)buffs.
I just want Quake/Tornado/Flood and after ShB leaks it seems like WHM won't ever get them
This dichotomy bothers the fuck outta me for some reason.
>when your nation becomes marked for death for a fucking millenium because some faggot dragon can't uinderstand that not everyone lives for fucking ever like he does
>doing level 70 dungeon Ala mhiggo so nothing that hard
>healer didn't say anything but clearly doesn't know dungeon
>doesn't matter because its an easy one and I am playing SMN so emergency Resurrection just in case
>healer dies on second boss fight when soul is extracted
>get back to body and prepare to rez
>he chooses to go back to the starting point
>first and only time I have ever seen a wipe on that fight
In total I had 152 tomes.
Bought the earrings and maps because I'm one of those crazy fuckers who grinded Diadem for the mount back the day.
Light? Or is this for all the fucking datacentres. I don't know why Immortal Flames are such fucking niggers. Is it the mhigger refugees? Especially if you're Maelstrom they -always- try to drag you down even if Adders are at the top and don't get me started on the flames that joined maelstrom for "free wins" that throw the match.
>PLD
Strong gcd heal that can be used multiple times
>WAR
Weak heal as part of a gcd combo but powerful self-heal on a 1m cd and +20% health every 90s
>GNB
very weak shield and shield as part of a combo but can apply a regen
>DRK
Shitty heal as part of a gcd combo which is on par with GNB's, and another bad cd that might only make a small difference in aoe pulls and is worthless otherwise
Why are they doing this to us, bros?
>Healer uses lucid
You don't even need to do that, Shirk doesn't give all of is aggro to you, if the healer decides to do nothing he can pull the entire dungeon if he wants and then make the useless gesture of shirking while still having most of the aggro he generated and all the monsters raping his asshole
>w-w-well I'll just shirk you
That's always the sign of a shitter tank that doesn't even know how his skills work
Good job getting forced to play your role like a good little obedient tankslut. Might bother to save a heal for you if you keep it up :).
The fact WHM has its elemental stuff turned into holy-themed stuff actually makes GEO more likely as a future job, it is a pretty popular request too.
How else do you think she keeps the scions funded? basically ran away to Ishgard and were lacking resources and had to whore her self to get by. Had to do it again in SB due to Alphinaud being bad with money.
>esl sentence structure
Your opinion is even more worthless now, also totally called you trying to use the "try hard" excuse
He did understand that though. He just enjoyed torturing them so he intentionally dragged out the war so he could have an eternal supply of people to fuck with. The whole 'dragons experience time differently' excuse stops holding water when that's revealed to you.
Maybe he did not know smn can raise?
>The healslut still thinks it has power here
Know your role and fill my bar, and maybe I won't slap your ass out of the party.
I'm amazed you can breathe without having to think about it.
>Especially if you're Maelstrom
Maelstrom has a bad rep. Pretty much every PVP Maelstrom alliance on all datacenters is premades with Discord and API assistance.
o7 or bust
She does it because she likes cock user not for money, she gets utterly annoyed when she gets called away from her "social life" to have to come help you solve some shit during the tail end of the MSQ.
>tank dies
>mobs immediately go after this inflated green icon who promptly runs around in a panic like a schoolgirl
lol heal-holes
DRK Souleater life steal is actually great when you use DA for it, but it goes without saying that it's used mostly for emergencies/shitty healers.
What even happened to Fordola? You thought she would get some more development and screentime after the snakelady patch, but ever since then we've not even seen her.
Did they just casually write her off the story?
You don't have to make an alternative job for every class though.
And even if you do, no one's stopping Yoshi from adding some OC jobs.
>gets utterly blown out
>REEEEEE YOU'RE STUPID NOT ME
Calm down, it's uncouth to throw a rage tantrum like that
Everyone's forgetting the biggest flaw in this post:
>healer {Returns}
It's like you faggots never ran Haukke Manor. In dungeons, Return sends you to the fucking start of the dungeon, not to your home aetheryte or out of the dungeon. That healer just fucked up and met the dead dps at the entrance but still has aggro.
Also I don't think you can Return while in combat anyways. And Dancing would interrupt it. 2/10, apply yourself faggot
No, that still holds water, with the other dragons taken into consideration. Nidhogg just wanted them all to suffer eternally. He probably went crazy after failing to avenge ratatoskr when the knights fucked up his eyes.
/ourguy/
I am doing the same aside from the occasional materials grind while I am in long phone calls. Using this time to wrap up single player stuff since I know I will likely be hitting the game hard at least 6 hours a day every day for the first month or two. Got a lot of jobs to level and there will likely be lots of cute new clothes to buy. This game is like half pretty princess dress up for me though
>tankslut
Nice try, healslut.
They wrote a sidestory about her ending. She is now hunting primals with that one guy with face paint and a squad of mages that keep a bomb collar on her to make sure she doesn't do anything bad.
Fordola's character arc is already at basically it's end. She 'feels kind of bad about what she did' and help save the day once, 'redeeming' her. So the next time she has any part in the story is when she dies.
the only western weeb on the square enix team
>no buttstuff
casual
How much "fundraising" do you think she's done
>He thinks he has any power over healers in the year of our lord 2000 and 19th after Great Healer Exodus
You know who's calling the shots.
It's never been you.
>Maybe he did not know smn can raise?
He didn't and I told him as much but making it to level 70 with out knowing that? honestly until you are sure its best to stick it out and wait to rez unless you are really confident the party is about to clear it.
She pimps out Alphinaud.
I scheduled one of my vacations as soon as we had a rough date for early access. So I'm going at it HARD for the first week or so. Need some time to detox in the meantime, so I'm taking it easy and catching up on some TV shows.
How do I get into RP?
I tried a few sessions but I ended up getting blacklisted and reported...
>highly educated linguist, following in Tolkien's footsteps
>writes lore and translates
>meme connoisseur
>learned Japanese, lives and works in Japan, living the 4channer dream
>played drums for the Star Onions, writes lyrics for XIV, and does vocals for most songs and for the primals
>gobbieraps like a madman
>high-T hairline
>makes ESLs and dropouts SEETHE by using vocabulary above a middle school level
Honestly Koji is pretty fucking based.
Reminder that Fordola did nothing wrong.
What class is the most Cleric-like so I don't end up becoming some faggot healslut?
I wanna ask how you fucked up so badly to have that happen to you.
>making it to level 70 with out knowing that?
I'm not judging but you may severely underestimate the job/story boosters.
In my experience we just communicate better in general and people aren't afraid to say what to do in chat. Most losses have pretty blatant former-flames whining and seething instead of trying to strategize. Still silly even with the reputation in mind when Adders get first place. Seems more like Flames are being petty.
She's a Mhigger so she deserves to get used and dumped into a ditch, it is the natural order
she's an ala mhigger, her very existence is wrong
Nice my biggest fear at this point is that some problem will crop in life and ruin it for me. It probably won't delay by more than a week or two but still I don't want to lose more than one day to real life bullshit. I am actually sickly in real life and sometimes things get bad enough where I have to go to the fucking Hospital for a few days. Even if its not bad sitting at my PC isn't always an option.
>What class is the most Cleric-like
I have no idea but not dressing skimpy/faggy should already help a ton.
Same as how the ever-loving fuck could you fuck up bad enough with how low most RPers standards are to get reported? and blacklists mean shit, who the fuck maintains a non-personal blacklist
Quisling.
Sure, honey, you're empowered, now shut up and shield this tankbuster or else I'm getting the paddle.
Duh. She's just a braindead pawn following orders of someone else.
I wish Koji would Larboard my Starboard if you know what I mean.
What kind of worthless tank faggot can't even get their own cooldowns up to shield a tankbuster alone? Pathetic.
>Hating Ala Mhiggers
>When the most based NPCs Raubaghn and Illberd are mhiggers
Potato jews, I swear.
I RPed as a dude bro for one and a ghost for the other. People got mad at me.
There is no traditional cleric like job in this game
You'll need to get off the floor first.
the story is really bad. It could have been a better game if it wasn't forcing you to do the dumb ass story.
>All the important highlander female NPC's uses the midlander model
>despite the fact they could have easily made the transition to make the characters use the highlander model when they went from 1.0>2.0
So even the devs and creators themselves know that higlander females looks ugly as fuck and refuse to use it for their important NPC's?
There's no logic why Minfilia should not have the Highlander model, going from 1.0 to ARR was the prefect opportunity to give her one.
This we need to cleanse that nation and let the other desert dwelling race take care of those lands if you know what I mean.
can someone please give a retard a quick rundown of the story before ARR? so we got fucked by bahamut and got sent back in time to undo it? am i getting that right?
Not enough detail. And the ghost...were you using the gatherer Stealth while wearing the ghost uniform in the balmung quicksands recently?
Literally every single Mhigger NPC except those two are liquid shit.
>am i getting that right?
No
>Faggot healslut isn't in Savage Content
This is Yea Forums but I shouldn't be surprised, but this is still pathetic.
Gimme an example of some of your dialogue for either.
Well damn, that kinda stinks. Guess I'll just try not to dress like a bitch.
No that's just how she keeps the WOL on the scion's side. The promise of his rectum is what ended up taking the place of Minfilia's milkers.
SCH are trannies, AST is autistic and WHM is the go-to job for healsluts. Best you've got until Judge/whatever new healer is Autistrologian.
They padded her outfit to make it look like highland titties and called it a day.
No, we travel into the future to avoid it.
Not even remotely.
please elaborate
Right that was a big surprise.
Potatoes fear the mhigger except when they crave mhigger cock
The GLD and MIN guildmasters use the regular highlander model, as well as Fordola.
Garlemald summoned Bahamut and couldn't control it, shit went berserk and nuked everyone. No time travel faggotry involved, ARR takes place 5 years after the pre-game intro cutscene with Louisuoix at the fields of Carteneau. ARR takes place over a few years if I recall right, and each Expansion afterward pushes time forward another year.
Unless you're some low test faggot who hates muscle girls, highlander women are the most attractive in the game alongside roe women. Of course, given that the FF14 community is full of beta cuck cats or tranny lizards, a sizable portion can't appreciate them.
Long, long ago, shit was fucked. Big empire came to squash dumb fucks. Retarded Mary Sue girl asked a really tough nigga blessed by the goddess to unite the beast tribes to fight those dumb empire bitches.
Then a motherfucker dropped the moon.
She didn't become my wife or at least trust in SHB and she didn't manage to kill Lyse. Two big wrongs but she's still top-tier.
>Stone Vigil 2nd boss
>healer standing there like a sack of potatoes
>spamming cure II at 95%hp
>other 2 dps are my premade bros
>all of us stop dpsing
>literally only AA
>the fucking BLM is smacking that wyrven with his wooden rod
>healer panics and starts spamming Stone II like a good boy
It makes Minfilia special.
Not me. But I was doing stuff as a dude bro like slapping waitresses butt. Constantly using pick up lines and shittalking a lot.
As a ghost, I'd just whisper in people's ears negative stuff while using stealth and standing on top of people and furniture. As well as sitting on people pretending I'm possessing them.
Its the only MMO Ive ever played where the story and lore had some interest to me other than Star Trek Online But with STO you need to be a massive star trek nerd. I played a ton of WoW back in the day and honestly cannot remember a damn thing.
Its close to single player FF quality but there are some issues there like the slog after ARR main content linking to HW.
>He still thinks he can outlast me
>He still thinks that DPS won't side with the chad tank over the slutglammed healer
Loving every laugh.
>ARR takes place over a few years if I recall right, and each Expansion afterward pushes time forward another year.
Wrong. We're still in the same year ARR started.
So basically you acted like a standard internet "let's roll on the RP server and be SO RANDUMB LULZ" troll, so that's why you got reported.
Momodi is my wife, do not speak ill of her
KAZE TODOROKE!
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Mhigger is a racist term please do not use it anymore.
Wrong
>Not just switching to min ilvl gear to keep them busy
No. I used proper dialogue as a douchebag. Literally like one of those NPCs in Eorzea who talks about women.
I didn't attempt to be lolzrandom.
Please user, I -dare- you to prove that true. I will suck your dick if it's the same year as ARR, in SB, canonically.
STORM OF BLOOD, BORN OF BLOOD, FROM OUR FALLEN BROTHERS
FUKE MIDAREYO
FUKE MIDAREYO
FUKE MIDAREYO
Welcome to FFXIV, where the status quo is never changed and the deaths aren't real.
you have to be born and raised in ala mhigo in order to highlander genes to show. see: yda, lyse, minfilia and wilred
This crazy mother fucker called Nael van Darnus took his/her VIIth legion buddies and got tempered by bahamut and dropped a meteor. That's the only relevant part of 1.x
youtu.be
Stop skipping cutscenes because they frequently mention the current time throughout Stormblood but if this thread doesn't die too quickly then give me a minute to get the dev post.
Basically Eorzea had a big war with the Empire which was winning the battle. Due to the empire fucking with shit Bahamut was accidentally unleashed and went on a rampage. This was a calamity that devastated the Realm as well as put a halt to the Garlean advance. The game starts 4 years after this Calamity. The opening animation is trying to show the warriors of light got pushed into the future but the reality is you start as a new adventurer anyway. There is more detail online naturally.
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Doesn't matter if you talked like that, the actions are the problem. People don't RP for that shit and certainly not for ghosts joining in. Most RP stays between certain parties and not random-ass ghosts or dudebros that insert themselves unless planned prior.
The longest stretch of time mentioned is "the Calamity was five years ago" across all expansions, and the boat-rides to and from Kugane taking a couple of months.
It was actually 5 years my bad
Why is controlling aether so important? garleans managed to take over most of the world and they cant control aether. they're also biologically superior too. apparently they were the 1st ancestral race?
>Most common scholars are Roe by a mile
Fucking why
>He still thinks he can outlast a healer
>He actually thinks that non-premade DPS would side with a tank
>Ever
Ohoho, I haven't realized I'm having a discussion with a roulette hero.
are we really sure that Gaius is really gaius? It could be his brother pretending to be him
The coup was because Teledji wanted to take over. Lolorito isn't a good guy, but he knew it was fucking stupid because it was a selfish status grab that wasn't actually beneficial to the Monetarists. He wasn't behind it but he took advantage of the opportunity to improve his own standing because having the naive princess in power has always been advantageous to him, while having a dumbass like Teledji in power would've given his opposing faction grounds.
Basically he's not a good guy but he just happened to be on Nanamo's side the whole time because he wanted power but he didn't need politics.
So I have to RP as Adventurer who lost their memories and is secretly a hired murderer#28191?
I can get more time references if this isn't good enough for you.
The canon WoL played 1.0 and actually did get pushed into the future.
>Lyse 2.0
So you can use magic and shieeeeeeeeet.
Garleans were fucking bullied by the others races out of the continent until ((((they)))) discovered cereleum and invented magitek.
well fuck, unzip that dick then user. I could have sworn I read somewhere that each expansion was canonically a year but all I can find is shit talkinga bout the dev team being lazy fucks, unsurprisingly, and not wanting to write any time passage. Which also means it's never mentioned specifically in cutscenes, faggot. I don't skip them.
>not a single WE FALL post in the entire thread
are you fucking kidding me
Regulus Show.
You can be more creative than that, user.
Shit user you've just made a monster.
Thaumaturge/Alchemist is fun.
Black mage here I come.
Please don't use my wife to shitpost, thanks in advance.
They took over because of magitech though. Aether manipulation is just good for the races that didn't advance technologically like the Garleans did. From what we have seen Garlean tech is close to our own and even surpassing it in some ways. If the people who were living in way ass backwards places like Eorzea had no Aether abilities they would of been rolled by the Garleans instantly. This is why the Garleans call them savages because the technological gap is so fucking massive.
>Garleanniggers act all high and mighty when they would have continued being the biggest beta bitches in all of Hydaelyn without shadowniggers propping them up
On Balmung I got 8. But I already had everything except the earring and the new maps anyway since I grinded this game like crazy when I first got into it.
I even made a linkshell for Diadem so I could get Pegasus.