ITT: Yea Forums writes a story about Shigeru Miyamoto. Each user gets to write one sentence each
ITT: Yea Forums writes a story about Shigeru Miyamoto. Each user gets to write one sentence each
Adrian Gutierrez
Jonathan Perry
It was a dark and stormy night.
Adrian Price
When the creator of Sonichiu and Rosechu (the electric hedgehog Pokemon) Christopher Christian Ricardo Weston Chandler, received an email from Shigeru Miyamoto..
Cooper Anderson
CUTE and FUNNY loli TUMMY
William Cox
Do you think Shigeru Mijewmoto makes Mario sounds when fucking his wife?
Zachary Robinson
And he KILLED AND RAPED A GIRL IN 1990
Jackson White
Based, thots on patrol
Jacob Torres
There once was a man named Shiger U. Miyamoto.
Easton Scott
His dick was so long he could suck it
Nathan Stewart
And then, he changed his name to Niggeru Miyamoto
Carter Edwards
as he was pooping he played with his fecal matter such behaviour was the norm in nintendo head quarters.
Joseph Martinez
>Im cummin, Lynda, Im..I..BING BING WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Asher Gomez
Who then made the Mario series with some other dude we don't talk about as much.
Michael Campbell
AND THEN HE DRUNK HIS OWN CUM and SLASH A NIGGER THROAT
Noah Long
myamoto would go home in many nights he would hire an italian man to dress like mario and slap him with a leek.
Benjamin Taylor
All the while his wife watches
Adam Cook
He then reaches into his pocket, pulls out his iPhone, calls Phil Spencer, and says...
Parker Bailey
Fucky sucky my balls
Jacob Anderson
"I just remembered a nice little story would you rike to hear it?"
Thomas Harris
Except he didn’t do this, instead he STICKS DICK IN ASS and FUCKS UR MOM
Adrian Brown
NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN.
Ayden Perry
“Just kidding.” He sits silently, swirling a creamy log around his THROAT ASSHOLE
Carson Barnes
There's a man with autistic vision
Jace Hall
“Silence!” Miyamoto impales retarded commenters with his NEEDLE COCK! They fall to the ground and I slowly suck MY own DICK
Michael Williams
then, he killed all the degenerate trannies
Jack Myers
Outwiting Nintendo with each decision
Luis Young
He has no style, he has no grace.
Camden Robinson
After hearing this, miyamotos brain swellled up for MINUTES! His cock was THROBBING!!!! He QUEEFED in retards face!!! The terrorists nose basically in HIS MAN PUSSY
Jason Reyes
Th-Th-This mong is A FUCKING DISGRACE
Nathan Myers
Meanwhile, a mob of rabid ragin' rosterfags were plotting to bring Waluigi to this realm.
Gavin Cooper
Then they turned around and went away. Miyamoto SMILES! THANOS CUMS! HE USEs InIFInity STONeD to make Miyamoto SUCK ASS
Anthony Ward
Meanwhile, in the next QPU...
Jeremiah Perry
Shigeru was enjoying a threesome with two other traps, when suddenly Tyrone came into the room, fully erect
Jaxon Gomez
Shiggy [sic] rushed down the stairs in his pyjamas, ps5 is comming out today hope santa bought it for me i been a good boy this year said shigeru
Joshua Bell
Then his dad came down stairs and immmediately without saying. WoRDS! He impales SHIFURU with his Chinese COCK