The state of Steam reviews

The state of Steam reviews.

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>Girl tries to suck your dick in public in front of her other friends as a joke
Such a prankster.

Help me find what's wrong with this guy's review

wat gam

Yeah, I hate when it happens to me, haha.

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Why are you looking at steam reviews for a VN in the first place?
Faggot.

I see nothing wrong here.

I'm starting to get fucking pissed at every shitty VN and anime OPs. They're all the fucking same thing.

he is right. japanese erotic scenarios are fucking stupid and i hate them.
all the "DONT SPY ON ME PERVERT" "OH WAIT NOW I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK FOR NO REASON EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
or like this review describes
"EHHH I HATE DICKS BUT PLEASE START FUCKING ME"
don't get me started on whatever the scenario is when some guy blackmails a women for decades of sex just because he has naked pictures of her.

Anybody can write a review, so finding a review that's bad is like finding a bad post and declaring that the state of Yea Forums.

but this is an H-VN. Why would you care about all that when the point is to jack off

trash writing desu

Tbqh Yea Forums has a lot of idiots or underages so most shitpost the same thing at times

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Is this not just the nipnong translation of "here's ur sausage pizza mam, extra sausage"? Nobody is saying that it's some groundbreaking literary achievement, it's a porn plot.

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wtf is wrong with americans seriously?

i don't watch trash brazzers shit either

Drugs

>play eroge
>complain about porn logic
???

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The guy can't personally recommend the game and gives you precisely the reason why and even pros for the game. I don't see what's wrong with that. Some people, even pervy ones, may want a bit more realistic story. You can easily get tired of extremely contrived porn.

It's certainly a better review than "the game is shit lmao".

Granted I do think Steam reviews would benefit heavily from regional segregation. What is considered shitty in one region may not be in another, especially when talking things like localizations or lack thereof. It can be completely valid to both recommend a game to English speaking users but not recommend it to Russian or Asian ones for instance. Let alone any cultural differences people get butthurt over.

White womin are just garbage

Well, this is also in Miami so I also blame that. Also drugs.

>He buys VNs from Steam
ISHYGDDT

>play a porn game
>it has porn
>"REEEEEEE"

People can't handle eroge, especially most of the steam crowd who turn it into some autistic and delusional rant.

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This guy either completely skipped and missed the part at the beginning (and i'm pretty sure they mention it plenty of times afterwards) where "the goddess will brand you as a criminal and you are free to be killed by anyone without any consequences" if you have sex with too many women or AFK'd on the main menu screen for 12 hours writing that review