Why isn’t anyone talking about the only exciting playable game at Nintendo’s E3?
Astral Link
Because we know nothing about it.
>astral link
oops
What is H.B doing in Astral Chains?
Artstyle looks like dog shit and all characters are old hags. All fully clothed garbage and no ecchi. Into the trash it goes.
I want to fuck a xeno as much as the next game, but this is setting off all sorts of red flags.
Dump it.
Because I have no idea what it is and all they’ve shown were the characters standing around being cool and hitting a non responsive training dummy once or twice.
Also the magic space jojo cop thing is pretty lame so far.
Lets rock it switchbro let's show sony how's it done
Have sex
I already preordered it and I know it's gonna be great, so I'm just avoiding spoilers at this point.
>playable
>at e3
this right here is why. None of us are even going to be at e3. Give us a demo on the eshop or fuck off.
>fully clothed garbage
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I think you forgot nier tomato guy is working on this
So... Gantz?
It's more like Nier Automata, but people other than the main characters aren't completely worthless.
police uniforms are top boner
>pl*tinum
>hackmiya
because is garbage
Because we still know nkthing about the game. Nintendo is sending it to die
>platinum game running at 30
kamiya must sudoku for this
It'll be heavily featured in the E3 Direct, and everybody that knows about it is going to buy it already.
Because nobody gives a fuck about it except (you) platinum shill. It looks like flashy epic qte shit like everything Jap Phil Fish shits out.
Looks like shit. The character design reminds me a lot of xenoblade X, only with worse graphics. Gameplay will no doubt be "press X to le epic flippy flop and dab on the enemies" and using the same combos over and over like most Platinum games. I don't see why Kamiya hasn't killed himself yet, he's like if Suda51 and Itsuno had a retarded disabled child that got the worst traits from both of them,
Also Platinum niggers are the worst fanbase on Yea Forums, or up there at least with doom fags and sonic fans.
But user, Sony decided to do the pride parade instead of E3, they won’t see
I'm hopeful and wish it to be successful but at the same time I'd rather not have it steal too much direct time.
ITT casual easy mode button mash shitters
It says a lot about you that you assume you have to button mash
Literally who game. This shit better not take up more than 5 minutes on the direct.
>ITT casual easy mode button mash shitters
I agree. That's how most platinum games play. Which is why I'm not excited for Astral Shit. DMC V already came and shitted all over anything Hidicksucker Kamicuck worked on so it doesn't matter. This game will fail, like everything else Platinum does
>b-but Bayonetta
Needed a massive Nintendo bail out to even survive.
Kamiya is the Hideo Kojima of action games
games published by Nintendo never fail
Talentless hack with a planet sized ego?
What day is Microsoft's conference again?
>That's how most platinum games play.
That’s probably how (YOU) play most platinum games. Figures.
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That retarded statement doesn't even make sense. Kill yourself shill
>he can only pull off button mash combos
seething
I'm hyped
first trailer was great, and based on precedents established by other 1st party nintendo games I expect the second trailer to be even crazier and reveal some batshit insane mechanics and gameplay scenarios
Because an*me is big cringe and also yike.
I'm excited!
Where do you think you are?
Because I want mechs instead.
Because, sad as it is to say, nobody but a handful losers like us care about Platinum Games. It's why their games always sell like shit despite being some of the best on the market.
anime is cancer and the people that parrot "muh anime board" are stupid retards
There is no problem that he cannot solve.
Even in other companies' games, he will never stop excelling.
Did the author's parents have a stroke midway through the process of naming him?
t. rannyEra tourist.
>p-please let us latch onto your success
Fuck off, you guys are fags, your console is a failure, and your E3 presentation is going to be a multiplat showcase while ours is going to be huge.
It's better than black lesbian stronk woman No 300000 in western shit.
You know what.
@464995418
mods gotta what theyre gotta do
Um, sweaty...
don't listen to the falseflagging snoboy xbros
>xenocucks
and nothing of the value was lost
Platinum has some of the last bastion of video gaming bliss, namely The Wonderful 101.
What kind of game is this supposed to be again?
It's a Platinum game, I'll give you five guesses.
Hint: They only make one genre of games and Astral Chain does not derive from it.
Get out of here you fucking casual.
Stop pretending like you aren't another Xbox shill, you faggots ruin the board every E3. Your console has literally no reason to exist so you latch onto the Switch, which actually has games. I actually have a reason to look forward to E3, I'll get to see new details and gameplay footage for games like Daemon X Machina and Astral Chain, I'll get to see new DLC for Smash, I'll get to see new game announcements, you on the other hand will get a bunch of rehashes and assorted garbage from the awful studios MS bought up, and all of it will be available on PC.
Hahahaha seething nintendo toddler crying about his exclusive game being released on steam
It's a screen name
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