Don't ask questions. Just consume product and then get excited for the next products

Don't ask questions. Just consume product and then get excited for the next products.

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Why are you guys all of a sudden acting like you have to buy both games?

because they're retarded.
Online trading removed the only reason you might ever need to get both games.

Good deal for brothers who want to game together. Would get for my kids

The double pack is legit a decent buy if you split it with a friend/family member in the EU/AUS because you get the steelbook for only an added $0.01.

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>Don't ask questions. Just consume product and then get excited for the next products.
What does this even mean in context of the pic you posted

>caring about Pokemon after Gen 3

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>Good deal
How exactly is it a good deal when it's literally the same price as buying both games individually?
Actually, it's one cent MORE expensive

who would ever buy this other than people who have friends who play pokemon

get a cool case out of it

The graphics make my eyes hurt. You can LITERALLY see the pixels.

>Decent buy
It isn't a decent buy because you bought Pokemon Sword and Shield.

you mean there were nintendies in the past who'd buy 2 of the same exact game and not just that but PLAY through the same game 2 times almost simultaneously just because of a sprite that is in one game and not in the other?
it's not so hard to understand why nintendo fans will forever and always open their mouth wide for everything nintendo throws at them

why would you buy this when showdown exists?

You mean aside from having 2 kids who both want their own one?

I mean, you ARE a parent, right?

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>playing pokemon competitively
holy shit don't procreate

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>I mean, you ARE a parent, right?
no, I'm not a boomer, let alone a boomer who plays nintendo games. not return to the boomer online residence, reddit dot com, this website is for people between 18 and 23 years of age

Wait, the double pack isn't even cheaper than getting the games separately?

>TFW have a hacked switch and will be generating perfect IV/Nature hackmons of both game's legendaries
>Dumping them all onto wonder trade just so kids won't feel the need to be taken advantage of and buy both games since they'll have both legendaries or be able to trade for the other one

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>"the gen i'm nostalgic about was the last good one"
everytime

I only use meme teams
>imagine paying 60 dollars for a piss easy handholding experience where op pokemon are given to you for free

I'm glad you're finally comfortable with your own autism after a lifetime of shame, but you should definitely be reminded that it's nothing to be smug about.

What's the point of this if it just costs the same as buying both games individually?

It's 1 penny more before they rounded up from 98 to 99 because it looks more aesthetic.

Imagine spending so much time in pokemon that you know exactly which teams work for what reason and actually care

Is there a steelbook this time? I haven't seen it.

I clapped when I saw your RedLetterMedia reference!

y-you get a steal case out of it!!! i might be able to sell it for $10 20 years from now! it's a collector's item!!

Me, if it's $100. And I don't have friends at all

I'm having fun, are you?

Based

I love of the actual brand religious fanatic is quoting an ironic video to pretend the "infidels" are bad, but he is totally right with his own golden console

I had some fags on /vp/ yesterday actually trying to defend this shitty game with mental gymnastics. The hardcore Pokemon fanbase is truly delusional

kinda yeah

I'd consider it if they did the discount like the 2 games Switch online deal.

thats a terrible deal for your friend though , why do you get to keep the steelbook?

Laugh it up while you can kiddo, it will happen to you too and you will still be stuck here forever.

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but I like Pokemon, I consume product if it provides fun.

Oops. Wrong image.

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At least Death Stranding appears to have had some effort put into it. No guarantee it's going to be great, but I look at it and can safely say "they're at least trying".

Why exactly would Gamefreak EVER offer a discount on a two pack when they know it's an obligatory purchase for all retarded Pokemon fans? You'd just have people doubling up and buying the game for $40 with their friends. Nintendo's a system mostly owned by men and manchildren who are smart enough to do that sort of thing like they did with Switch online family plans so offering a double pack for $10 or $20 less is a retarded business decision that would cost them tens to hundreds of millions of dollars in the long run.

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WHY IS THIS THE WORST BOXART IN THE SERIES?!?

>Beg for Snake to be back in Smash
>Pretend to have always hated Kojima's games
Nintenkeks truly are pathetically spiteful

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Don't be STUPID friend, Death Stranding isn't a product, it is the Promise Of A Product.

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yes, muttamerican, everyone is just as dumb and hopeless as you are, choking on junk food and bad habits every single hour of the day, celebrating hedonism any chance you can, never looking for any type of improvement, just waiting for the embrace of death
I'll definetly be here at my 30s posting typing like a dumbass while arguing with people 10 years younger than I am then jacking off to some drawings after while my kids are at school to feel some relief from all the stress since the last time I felt carnal or material pleasure

>Beg for Snake to be back in Smash
What? I never did. I don't even play smash.
>Death Stranding isn't a product, it is the Promise Of A Product
Based
>No guarantee it's going to be great
But already suck the hack's dick anyway lmao.

NO ONE is going to be doing this for themselves only, and if they are, theyre fucking retarded
im gonna get it for me and my gf, and Yea Forums cant stop me
you also cant stop my hype for the game after the complete lack of excitement pre-direct
dynamax looks like a cool way to make pokemon more powerful without retarded dbz moves and retarded-looking mega-evolutions. just make the fucker massive and powered up. no extra ugly shit.
the wild area concept rather than routes is sweet. the graphics look meh but definitely better than what i was expecting from game freak.
we might be in for a good pokemon game bros. 7 years of trash is almost over
did this with my brother
he got pearl i got diamond
i hated those games though even when i was younger
we did the same for hgss. i got heartgold he got soulsilver.

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too long didn't read: "I'm a nintard and I'll buy the new mario/zelda/pokemon entry without hesitation, you can't stop me from having 'fun' Yea Forums hahaha"

>only ninkek's don't like my meme game!
Retarded weeb.

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>Double pack
>It's just the price of 2 games together
>As if you couldn't get one and play it and get the other later for less
I really fucking hate this, it's right up there with console bundles that are just the price of the console + the price of a game. Maybe I've just purged the memories of dumbassery from my head but I remember combo deals actually being deals back in the day.

Also it seems like this is an upfront admission that they're not even considering the 3rd edition that used to be standard for people who could wait.

Well I play these games for casual fun and to simulate catching and raising cute monsters and making them fight so why would I as long as they keep adding Pokémon to train and new locations to do so?

Based.

seething digifag

I CLAPPED! I CLAPPED WHEN HE REFERENCED RLM!

WOKE

>mfw I’m 24

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Nothing.

>dynamax looks like a cool way to make pokemon more powerful without retarded dbz moves and retarded-looking mega-evolutions. just make the fucker massive and powered up. no extra ugly shit.
but every move gets changed to be dbz moves and it basically means whenever someone else uses their giant pokemon you'll have to use your own giant pokemon

time to pack up yoru things and go live life

2 out of 9 isn't bad, But you could just said "At least my peers didn't die yet" instead you know, now THAT is a depressing.

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Already pre-ordered.
Cope.

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I ain’t buying both. Never had. Never will.

Because.

>caring about Pokemon after Gen 1

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Unironically based, thanks man I’ll be waiting for my legendary.

*blocks your path*
*saves your metagame*

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Where have you been?

>2
Try 4.

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I can't believe people who buy the double pack on launch. Like ffs if you're filling out your dex, just do a few trades, or if you absolutely must throw money away on that, buy the exclusives cheap on ebay. Unbelievable, these people.

I wonder if it will be possible to take down dynamaxxed pokemon without using your own.
If it is they should totally give you rewards for not using it

WHAT IF POKEMON BUT BIG? :O

>this website is for people between 18 and 23 years of age

Says who?

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We want the Macrofag audience.

>Boxes full of imperfect Spiritombs that I can put up for version exclusives to secure a trade in 2 seconds
>Boxes full of legendary birds from FR/LG playthroughs that I can trade for practically anything
I might get this but only because I'd be buying it in tandem with my roommate.

This is retarded why wouldn't you just buy a game voucher for 20 bucks less

9 year olds.

because its digital

>NO I'm not a boomer, let alone a boomer that plays NINTENDO GAMES
>I am a proud ZOOMER and no I dont play NINTENDO GAMES
>b-but I sure love talking about nintendo games and boomers
>sh-shut up!
>MOOOOOOOOOM sOMEONE on ThE INtERNET JuST BULLiED MEEE!!!!!

time for your pills, brayden

No way I’m a dumbo retard.

/vp/ hates pokemon. You're lying.

Like that's a legitimate reason, but this thread is giving me flashbacks of talking to people on gaming boards when Sun/Moon came out saying that they have both and were like working on their second playthrough...

>caring about video games

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>Don't actually believe this but have been into Pokemon since gen 1 so I always have it in the back pocket

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>caring about any sort of entertainment

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Now consume anime boob game and complain about Sony and a bean grown in Asia since prehistory

I'M NOT FROM /POL/ BUT DELETE THIS YOU KEK!

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>caring

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>car

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Easy for me and my domestic partner to split

>Hacked switch
>Online

There's one problem in your masterplan

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>Ca

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this ain't dr kekyll and my sides.

why hasnt this been made into a pokemon yet. they already have Sableye (Hopkinsville Goblins)

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eventually

Yeah if you are a trannysphere user. SXChads don't have these problems

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haha dumb dbz posterfag

Oh shit is that what the aliens from Majora were based on?