Why aren’t you playing fate?

why aren’t you playing fate?

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mommy gib milkies

Only good for porn.

Because Fate nowadays revolves around a mobile gacha with horrible writing and shit gameplay. Not that it matters since people only play it to spend money and roll on banners for their 30th waifu. I guess there's also a hack and slash game that's way too boring compared to other ones like Dynasty Warriors and even fucking Hyrule Warriors.

Because I can just jack off to the doujins

Too lazy at the moment.

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Because I used to play Overwatch. I know what a game is like if the only thing people post about the game are the sluts.

hubba hubba look at those zonkers

>playing
Also, see

This

The entire series has been overrated garbage since the first visual novel.

Because it's trash and I can look at the doujins instead.

SPBP

It's full of bisexual characters. Miss me with that gay shit.

too grindy
not complex enough for a turn-based game and I don't really have high standards, TitS in the Sky is totally okay.

Also it's an impossible dream of course, but I wish my favorite servants would actually accompany me story-wise.

Because I just got done and I'm waiting for my BP to fill up

>game is boring and repetitive.
>rolling is a shitshow of bad rates and barely any rewards, even if you want to whale the price is absurdly prohibitive and predatory.
>actual fun content (challenge quests and story) come at a glacial pace.

Overall its barely worth logging into

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This. Gachatrash is for subhumans.

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Because I'm waiting for an actual game and not gacha shit/musou crap

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>Giving a shit about that suck

literally who

I am, but I'm getting really fucking tired of farming events. When's the next singularity?

because I'm not a horny incel

The day someone rips all the assets from grand order, and makes a version that's completely client side with unlimited saint quartz and all events unlocked, then I'll play date.

Are you on JP or NA?
Lostbelt 4 just got revealed on jp and Agartha is at the end of this month on NA.
I agree though, raid events are absolute cancer.

based

I will continue to save the porn people upload but will not play it

>playing gachashit designed to be shallow and unfulfilling unless you dump your shekels into it to receive a fleeting sense of progression until you hit your next brick wall
>indulging a shit writer like Nasu, even after his autistic stories have been watered down to rolling for shallow waifus
>playing a waifu simulator that isn't even a real dating simulator
>supporting ANYTHING that made designs as abhorrent as fate's Paul Bunyun and Frankenstein's monster

I respect Granblue Fantasy players but Fate shitters can neck themselves kthx

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>This triggers the fate nabbies

Fate has become a money succubus for waifufags so I'm not really interested anymore.
>b-but fate was always porn!!!
Sure like anyone would sit through 100 hour visual novel to fap maybe 20 min. of H-scenes scattered through out the game, I guess we should consider Game of Thrones porn as well right?
FSN appealed to my chuuni ass brain but FGO is stupid, I can play a better RPG than it, I can fap to doujin that are lewder than it, I can even go to youtube or another site if I wanted to specifically look at the PNG's and listen to their voice files and extra shit.

The point is, there's literally nothing to this ""game"" not even good cheesy chuunishit.

>Because Fate nowadays revolves around a mobile gacha with horrible writing
This user is right, remember when Fate revolved around a porn game with horrible writing?
Fun times.

who?

I did for a few years, between the horrible rates and simply getting bored, I can't stomach it anymore.

I wonder how many people are only still playing it cause of the Sunken Cost Fallacy

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I did
Wasted a dumb amount of money
Moral of the story is it costs nothing to jerk off to fanart

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>tfw everyone always complains about the horrible rates
>end up luckCHADIng my way through the game and getting most ssrs in under 90 quartz
This games alright. Stay mad lucklets.

good post alex

At least you lads have good taste, Raikou is the best fate waifu by far

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have sex

>He thinks he is a chad for playing braindead shit made for asian monkeys

lmao

>he doesnt play these games solely to test the extent of his own luck

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Just save quartz.

Actually Shishou and Medusa, I just have a thing for purple haired big tiddy waifs ahead of Raikou for me, but she's certainly up there.

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I have download these games just to do this a few times

>kthx

>Shit talking Paul-sama

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My phone is shit, I have that blessing

>let alone shit talking fran
ignore this granbluetranny

I've never used reddit in my life but even redditors are better than fateniggers

Disgusting

You should not do that

0.7%.

I want to roll for this old man but I also want to save all my SQ and tickets for summer.

What do? Don't say Mama cause I got her last year.

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I respect that
Me though, I need my women to have high mommy energy

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But Fran and Paul have cool and cute and funny designs
Pic related on the other hand...

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you better grail her to 100

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Despite being a cream of the crop luckchad I still ended up quitting the game because I got fucking tired of the grind and the shitty wattpad-tier translations didn't help either.

Save for summer? Roll who you want more.

I was actually planning on it, had 12 grails, but I haven't touched the game in months.

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>generalizing an entire fanbase
Sounds like he is from Yea Forums.

I dropped FGO because I was sick of farming doors

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What are the main criticisms of the story?

I thought Nasu was at least a half-decent writer since the story for FGO was literally garbage until he fully came on board to work it then the quality improved. That's what i heard at least.

>Fate is bad because muh waifus
>but granblue, the exact same thing, is perfectly fine
>thanos meme picture
>kthx
please kill yourself

Farming doors takes 3 minutes max though.

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shitty characters, shitty plot, and an ESL translation.
best singularity is shinjuku. best event was CCC.

>not because the ridiculous "rate ups"

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>mobile "game"
>playing
Lmao have you seen the "gameplay"?

Half of these rules were broken in the original vn though.

The story is actually pretty decent when you get a proper story chapter written by Nasu, so basically a couple of days' worth of content per year. Everything else is shitty fanservice meme events and 3rd rate writers writing filler story chapters because Nasu is busy doing God knows what.

Exactly. The eroge angle was never the point. I miss chuunikino Type-moon. At least the KnK movies were good, and Tsukihime 2 will hopefully never come, so it can't crossover with F/GO and also be ruined.

The original VN sucked too, he asked what my criticisms of Nasu's writing are

The point in the VNs is no one was playing fair because everyone, save for one or two magi, are fdirty underhanded assholes

MOMMY GIB MILKIES NOOOOOOOOW

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Its all about setting rules just to break them or simply to not apply to whoever is the focus

I just got tired of having a ton of awesome servants but not being able to use them due to having no QP for their skills

The game was rigged from the start, and that was the point. The VN made it a point to break the Holy Grail's war rules continuously because none of the games were playing fair after the third war.

I'll """play""" fate alright

Because I'm playing the superior gacha.

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I already played through the main story using the free characters you get. Maybe I'll do it again when the rest of the story is done. If you play this game every day you're a fucking retard and probably addicted to trash.

>The original VN sucked
Reddit

>save for months because the rates are such garbage.
>still get fucked over.
>"lol just get lucky bro"
Gachamonkeys are braindead.

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I'll never play gacha shit but I'll gladly jerk off to mommy

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Taking care of triplets has eaten up all of my time. I haven't even finished LB3 yet

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This is the single most attractive woman ever created, this is what perfection looks like, it would be impossible to reach this level of perfection in real life because this woman embodies the platonic idea of beauty and thus it is unreachable by earthly things

But it did
Shirou is one of the worst-written and hypocritical characters that i have ever had to chance to read

ok redditor

Plot is garbage by default thanks to the non-character of a protagonist.
>have to be told by the story how you're supposed to feel about the situation because the MC is an empty vessel for self-inserting neckbears.
That's just hack writing.

How

>hypocritical
Being hypocritical doesn't make a character poorly written or bad.

Absolute peak brainlet

Oh wait I know this pasta. Your next line is "Sieg perfected all the concepts Shirou fumbled"!

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Because I have renounced all mobile games and I've already played Extella Link.

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>he doesn't understand that it's the hypocrisy from the fire and conscious lack of self-preservation that makes him compelling in first place.
Boo.

The writing is all over the place and the purpose of most of it is just to make you want to roll the 5 starts on rate up. The last singularity and Babylon are amazing though

She isn't even the sexiest Fate character.

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Camelot was better than Babylon.

I am. The Bollywood Boy spooked me today.

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Post more mommy please

It's not fun to play and all the women look like whores.

>Defending the fucking hack writing of the original VN

Fuck off contranians, he was insufferable as he acted like a clueless retard. I hate the sympathy he always shows to Shinji. I hate that he refuses to communicate with his partners. I hate how inconsiderate he is to his sex partners. I hate how selfish he is while justifying himself as only acting for others.

At this point I'm convinced Karna is my guardian angel or something. In both versions of GO if I ever get shafted on a rate-up, I'll roll a single and instantly get a copy of Karna like he's trying to cheer me up.

>and all the women look like whores.
Just like real life

>The writing of the sex scenes is the writing of the whole VN
>The writing of the Fate route is the writing of the whole VN
Can you guess how I know you saw the DEEN anime, got storytimed the sex scenes and decided to pretend you read the whole thing?

The fuck? I got him off a single roll too. Through a meme ticket to boot.

You're a lucky man.

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>too dumb to get Shirou
Like I said, Reddit

>I hate him so hes a badly written character
Nice logic

I've gotten nine Karnas off singles across both versions after draining all my quartz for nothing. The first was on JP when I spent 300 quartz on the Arjuna debut and got absolute dogshit. One single the next day, instant Karna.

>rolled for Mommy when I was still new
>burned all my quartz, no mommy only stupid banana
>rerun happens
>5 tickets and 1 10 roll, still no Mommy
Mommy seems not love me. Should I keep my quartz and roll for cock wizard since I don't have him or be a retard and roll for Mommy?

The entire first act of UBW is specifically tailored to shut up retards like you that got mad at Shirou for not coordinating with Saber and Rin and critically thinking through his problems. You've literally admitted you didn't even start the second of THREE routes.

Literally who?

/thread

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How can you jack off to a girl when you don't even know her lore?

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How many quartz do you have now? Sometimes you just have to let go and just save like a madman and even then something like 600 is like a chance to get a rate up SSR.

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You're better off. Arjuna's a dogshit SSR while Karna is one of the best Servants in the game.

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Why play it when there's already porn of it

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But he was equally dogshit in UBW. Heaven's feel was the only route where his character actually felt decent.
>MUH Reddit
Go back there if you like it so much

You're dumb lol, just admit you don't like Shirou.
Not liking character doesn't that they're bad characters. Shirou is meant to be mentally damaged and have a low regard for himself since he's lost everything and is suffering from survivor's guilt and tries to justify his existence by saving others even at the cost of his own life.
Expecting someone like that to be completely relatable or normal is not exactly smart.

You are gonna pre-order Shishou's new figure, right?
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fuck misread, You're kind of fucked so save up and HOPE for a spook. FGO is just that shitty with rates and then sometimes you get that one servant you wanted.

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I only read F/SN and nothing else from fate.

>scathath
No, I unironically wish she was never put in fgo.

>210 quartz today
>Raikou and a drake and tamamo spook
>Kaleido
>Kerry np4
This game can be good to me

380 remaining after that 1 ten roll
No Memelin.

I find it harder to jack off to a character if i know their lore.
I found a decent saber alter doujin but then remembered the dog scene at the end of shinjuku and got sad

At least read Hollow Ataraxia.

>generic bunnysuit figgy
nah

He has no natural/'normal'/'simple' 'goal' in life, you could say he has no life since the moment he had been 'saved', his ~soul didn't made it back, just an empty shell reprited-with-this-instant or a subconsciousness rewritten (At least he still has a Spirit, surely rewritten though, desuyone Emiya-kun?)

His life is a void since that day when he was saved from something that far exceed him, what remains is a ghost that is detached from humans(it doesn't seem like he stands by their side anyway), he is not on a different level like a god though, his experience made him split apart from his fellow man after all he wants to be a Hero and human&hero sounds wrong

He cannot fulfill his life on his own, he needs others to fulfill his being, he needs something to follow, he had to be driven by something/someone else

So at the source ot all this kind of 'logical' explanation which could explain his behavior is an 'emotion', a feeling that was printed in him, an 'emotion' that drive him to seek more 'emotions' through a hero way of life concept way.

His anger and excessive violence against some 'evils' for someone who care for others are due to the fact that those 'evils' could inflict unfixable wounds on others and if it happens he could not heal/reverse that sort of thing since he can only protect=prevent someone to be affected.

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Not him but thats literally just reasons you dont like him as a person, not a character

>But he was equally dogshit in UBW. Heaven's feel was the only route where his character actually felt decent.
>Fuck they're onto me better parrot a more commonly-held contrarian opinion that I can express without proof I know it firsthand

That's because you are unironically a faggot.

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la creatura...

>tfw you will never be pinned down and amazon'd by mama

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I read it back when it was somewhat worthwhile. What you zoomers are calling fate has nothing to do with it however.

But I don’t want rato have sex with my mommy...

This. When I get attached to a character, I can't jack off to them.

>tfw Summer will never come

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Im not the same user who's been replying to you

>he doesn't want to fuck his not-mommy
What a wimp

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>Strawmans

We are done here

>raita

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Tits too small

Too busy jacking off on Jalter.

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I just wanna fall asleep with my head on her tiddies while she rubs my hair and forget about all the bad things in the world

Too busy fapping to its doujins.

She worked better when she was just in the backstory of lancer. It was supposed to be tragic that she could never die but fgo pretty much ruined that. Feels forced as fuck that she exists. Then extella link even has her get fucking brainwashed.

Dead game.

>tfw can't get Amazon'd because big and tall

I wish I was a manlet

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jalter should have stayed dead in orleans

>complaining about rates in a game where the main draws are not using the overpowered bullshit characters and/or reading the story
I swear the same niggerspics who literally don't read or watch anything besides hentai and doujinshi are responsible for 80% of all FGO posts on this website

I don't give a shit about this shitty game, post more tits.

I play with a modified apk to get more gachashit resources and even then it's kind of lame, decent when you are taking a shit though

Being held by a woman a good foot taller than you, facefirst in her giant rack and being doted on and lightly bullied like you're the most precious treasure she's ever set eyes on
It'd be heaven

It's okay, she'd still powerbottom you like you were a little boy underneath her

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I hate Raiko but I love Murasaki.

I can't wait for the next quality guest artist servant

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You're all such pigs.

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Most normalfags are double digit IQ, they immediately believe that if they dislike things. it means those things are bad. The idea that something might be negative but of high, or approaching high quality at the same time is irreconcilable in their little ape brains and causes cognitive dissonance that prompts a violent backlash.

Still waiting for Fatalpulse. He was fucking buttmad after spending at least equivalent to a thousand burger bucks rolling her.

>All those Raikou impregnation doujins
The only good thing to come from that gacha

How am i supposed to play a dead game

>>actual fun content (challenge quests

>Challenge quests
>Fun

All they do is focus rush your Merlin and spam buffs so they can one shot your normally invincible team. Fun my ass. All you have fun with is talking with others about how to cheese it back with some situational shiter no one normally plays like Medusa.

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these

Plus, I fapped so much to this entire franchise that I literally do not feel any major sexual attraction to these semen demons, not anymore.

link to tweet?

>a modified apk to get more gachashit resources

Got a link? Sounds like the best way to play FGO

It was a long time ago and just saw it in a fate thread.

That outfit is nowhere near as sexy as her default one. Just a generic bikiny.

>Says the guy who constructed a strawman Shirou to criticize

>dead
sweaty... lb4 announcement was trending no.4 in japan within 5 minutes

>2019
>playing gacha

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you're the guy that decide using the ultimate clutch in game and for what I read failing miserably.
try to enjoy them and do it with different team compositions instead of looking for big dick damage.

He doesn't because it doesn't exist

my iphone is jailbroken

Because she was killed when Goetia ravaged the entire planet, including the Land of Shadows where Scathach was at the time. She and Cu get to reunite, avenge her own death, and fuck like rabbits again.

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Fate is the trashiest series out right now, but the porn is great

>fateshit

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so like touhou

i'm european

>I respect Granblue Fantasy players
What a fucking faggot holy shit

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>try to enjoy them
Pal we've all tried to enjoy this game. And majority will attest that the only thing that is worth anything in FGO is playinig with what you like. For some people that includes people who help deal big dick damage because you have to deal with the trash battle system less. To counter that straight up is a big fuck you from Delight Works. Get their cum out of your mouth. FGO is far from being like SMT or FF where people actually respect its systems.

>different team compositions
>every challenge is balancedd around you having Merlin and/or waver and skadi
>lol just don't use them
I'd like to see you do gilfest without Merlin, Waver, or Skadi.

Nothing about it interests me.

I already finished it
Other cashgrab spinoff shit can fuck off

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Any good to share?

Because they haven't put in Queen Victoria and Lovecraft

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because tsukihime has better fighting games

It's contrived as fuck

The anime and games for it look boring.
The douijns are free

I have nothing left to do but farm golden skill cookies and doors, so i'm taking a break

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I refuse to fap to any grand order porn

based Pat telling how it is

Masturbate.

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Did you raid a grade school user? I think I may have to call the cops

No

Show me some good Arturia yuri and I will. Futa on female is acceptable in times of crisis.

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My dick belongs to mommy Raikou exclusively, I only masturbate to her.

Okay, he sounds quite based.

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>rolled for Kiritsugu
>got this
>rolled for Taiga two weeks ago
>got Ishtar
It’s all about tricking the desire sensor. Aim for something lower, so that getting the rarer Servant feels more like a spook.

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Pretty sure she told you to just ask her instead of masturbating,you must not like her offer. Since she seems like such a bother to you,i'll take care of her.

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This
Ever since i stopped caring about what I get ive been getting SSRs out the ass from every consecutive rate up.

I don't like softcore cockteasing trash

I rather prefer to fap to nero porn

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nothing is convoluted unless you're a dumb faggot that doesn't know how to google
literally just follow production order as you would with any fucking franchise