Which Souls bosses killed you the most?

so why can't you have sex?

The dog or the girl?

Fume Knight probably but that was mostly because I first fought him on NG+7. He's fairly easy to dodge with a telegraphed moveset but if you do fuck up he'll one shot your ass at that high of ng+

based as fuck

they are whores for 8+/10 males

I know women have butts and all that, but are they really worth it?
They are so demanding and don't seem to have good personalities or much self awareness.
Lately they also seem to minimize the aspects of themselves that people like, too.

What was he thinking about here?

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That’s the reason
Whores are filthy

I wouldn't mind if my GF fucked dogs, niggers are worse.

its just the ones who post up thot pics on social media.

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how do we compete lads, why do white girls all prefer to fuck dogs and horses?

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Probably Nameless King, the really only challenging boss in a Souls game. Challenging in the way you're an unranked boxer fighting the World Heavyweight Champion, not challenging in a tedious way like the Shulva trio, or Sinh.

So all of them except old grannies?

yeah, but you're even more nasty. think of the whores dilemma, not just yours.

What the fuck are you talking about?

ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS!

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YJK

lots of women use dogs as living dildos so he's probably just waiting to be used as one and getting into position

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPFFFFFFFTTTTTTTT

I don’t care about whores

I wonder if this guy knows he is a meme now

Dark Souls bosses that I've died to the most

yeah I'm sure you just have high standards and have to reject thots all the time
delusional faggot

deviantart.com/bigjb21plz
He definitely does.

Wrong
All women are whores.

>40% of delicious japanese mommies are unmarried virgins thirsting for foreigners
Japan is the future anons

>pirated DaS 1 and used a trainer
>pirated DaS 2 and used a trainer
>bought DaS 3 on PS4 and summoned autists for every boss fight

I died to dancer just once because she aggro'd me and i was afk

All women are thots, so...

take the dogpill

Stay on topic, we are talking about women that fuck dogs.

i died more to most sekiro bosses on my first playthrough than any souls boss, though they become more trivial than souls bosses once you "get" them.

that said, fume knight and nameless king come to mind as far as most deaths in souls games

>I wouldn't mind if my GF fucked dogs

of course you wouldnt whitie, you probably fuck dogs too

i bought them dirt cheap and used the trainer online. good times. invaders were crying for days

At least he's taking it easy.

Roughly 65% of the cakes are virgins.
I need to go to Japan.

Glad you enjoyed your gaming experience user.

just sucks that the game limits your online experience to players who are within your same SL

Wrong, the only women who aren't whores are the ones that do not have the means to become one.

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why are all white women dog fuckers? fucking repulsive

Her butt is warm and comfy and the dog is cold. simple

I enjoyed 3 the most for obvious reason and i put about 350 hours in mostly from invading catacombs

incels

99.9999% of women have a vagina or some other hole

this the dog literally has no idea. who would do such a thing to their pet. its disgusting

damn Nip men are beta.

read means as in: popularity and looks
if she doesn't know a lot of guys who is going to fuck her
if she looks like absolute shit it's harder (but not impossible) for her to be a whore
they all want to be whores but not all can achieve that, just like sex thirsty cels want to be chads

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volcel actually

Ceaseless Discharge, 40+ times while playing the game blind and stubbornly trying to fight it right after Queelag.. That boss has the dumbest fucking hitboxes in the whole series.

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I only played DS1.

O&S killed me probably 60+ times. I had to resort to watching a couple video walkthroughs to get a strategy.
Demon Firesage probably 40+ times
Capra Demon killed me probably 20+ times
All the other bosses I beat with around 5 deaths or fewer on my first playthrough, including some I beat first try (asylum demon, centipede demon, gaping dragon, pinwheel, four kings of anor londo).

My first Souls game was Demon's Souls and Flamelurker gave nightmares.

God imagine the smell

A dogs sense of smell is said to be many magnitudes stronger than that of a human.

Wrong again
Plain women compensate for their lack of looks with extreme sluttiness

i dont like this

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imagine dying that many times to any souls boss lol
the only thing that has killed me more than 10 times in dark souls is the fucking bottomless pit

Spoiler, the bunny explodes

why are humans so shit?

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>percentage of liars

I feel a little vomit in the back of my mouth when I see a thread started with a disgusting 3D woman.

Literally how? The first time I was playing through I managed to only die a couple of times because my timing was shit. After that it was the easiest shit ever.

YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEED

nice

Probably Orphan of Kos, Laurence, Sword Saint Isshin and Defiled Amygdala.

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Ceaseless Discharge is easy. You have to run in a narrow passage where he can't reach you, provoke him into attacking, then strike his appendage.

I did the same thing on my first run, I can't be fucked to fight him normally now, I just make him fall to his death every single time without any regrets. Fuck him.

>Demon Firesage probably 40+ times
how
he's literally just asylum demon but on fire and occasionally explodes

they have boobs and vagina. So it depends on what personality they have.

>hide in corner spot
>wait for it to stab and roll
>stab connects directly through the wall while you're a good three meters away from his arm
>fight on ledge
>telegraphs a slam down
>run and roll far away before it connects
>shockwave'd
Realistically it was probably that I was way worse at the game and not just shitty hitboxes, but whenever I replay tDS1 I still just use the trick to kill it. Fuck shockwaves

Pontif, motherfucker made me bench my greatsword for a battle axe for the rest of my playthrough

1. Fume Knight, lost count, at least 50 deaths, only boss I summoned for
2. King Allant in Demon's Souls, may be overstating this one because the way back is so tedious
3. Probably Kalameet, the only thing I remember about him was that he took me very long to defeat but was fun to fight nonetheless
the rest is in the 1-20 range, the games got easier as they went along though

Time to become an English teacher bros

>built-in brapscope 5000

If you grab your erect penis and repetitively slide your thumb down from the top of the penis (below the glans) all the way down towards the base of the penis really fast, you can increase blood flow and possibly improve your erectile dysfunction. You might even increase the length and girth of your penis.

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Have sex
Go outside
Take a shower

In whichever order you prefer.

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Don't do this or you'll make tear gas

This. Every playthrough I end up with more deaths to Ceaseless than to shit like Mandus or O&S. I know how to cheese him. I know its so fucking easy to cheese him but I just like to get the fight down properly on the stage set in front of the dead sister.

2nd would probably be kalameet just because getting his tail is such a bitch and I make sure to grab it every time.

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Instructions unclear, created mustard gas.

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I do all of that and women are still whores.

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I did that and my dick started shooting ketchup gas, don't do it

What a little slut.

tits too big

just grab'em by the pussy

Wait... How does the rates go up?

>ketchup gas

lul

Fuck off back to your containment board.

Japanese men are cucks for allowing their women to say shit like this in public and be fine with it.

your not very smart user

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do white girls really...

>I bet those humans wished to god they were me

>Whitemen would rather let a dog fuck their girlfriend than a black man

How can one be this racist?

God, I wish that were me. (The girl)

>tfw she takes the knot

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You guys know if you run back to the entrance of the level he literally stands there and waits for you to kill him, right? Jesus the game has been out so long and most people still try to "cheese" a boss that is literally a setpiece.

BROS?

If I could be that dog I would be so happy

yes and way worse. women are disgusting

you just know

God I wish I could stab that girl to death

I wish I was that dog. I would stick my tongue through her ass crack like I'm swiping a credit card

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makes sense because who in their right mind would fuck insects

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you are probably a basedboy who doesn't know any blacks

It's like you didn't even read my post you complete retard.

Men have their trannies and anime

While women went for their best friend

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based but I want to sniff their butthole

Do you actually read posts before replying to them?

Never counted my deaths, but it should be Fume Knight.

the women in the webm are real user
they exist
they are that cute

you can find ugly teens in any country

relevant

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>1/3 Japanese women are still virgins by the time they hit 40
That’s interesting, for contrast 1/3 western women are still virgins by the age of 13. What’s up with that?

>who does this bitch think she is sitting on me?

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Died literally hundreds of times trying to solo them. I still have PTSD.

Still the hardest boss

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literally me

>fails
not on purpose guise i swear

I'm black my nigga. All white men on Yea Forums would rather see a dog fuck their gf/wife/mom than a black man

wait is this real?

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become an ultra sword chad and oneshoot the first tiger before the second one shows up

HIMS SNIFF

it's just banter dude

go back to resetera