I'm so tired of leaks

I'm so tired of leaks
I just want to be surprised again,
I miss hype reveals, I miss secrets in games.
I hate that there is a whole fucking industry that thrives on this clickbait shit to the point where its literally unavoidable if you use the internet at all

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Leaks are great because it means I can be disappointed earlier.

fuck off zoomer moron

>Hype as fuck for christmas
>every time you invite your friends over they sneak into your moms room and peek at all the presents
>they tell you everything you're going to get but also make a bunch of shit up
>all the surprises are now ruined and on top of that you're going to be disappointed because a lot of the cool shit he said you'd be getting was just lies

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The best part about current leak culture is how many real leaks are 1 reply threads while dumb cunts shitposting absurd leaks get reply capped

Zoomers have literally never experienced what pre-internet vidya was like. Why the fuck would a zoomer miss the days before leaks when they weren't there for it?
How would they have any nostalgia for secrets in games when they've almost exclusively found them via google?

It’s pretty easy to avoid if you stop coming to this board. Or any videogame message board, in fact. Better than believing fake leaks for months on end then getting a feeling of entitlement when it turns out it wasn’t true.

BECAUSE
YOU
KEEP
LOOKING
FOR
IT

Stop going on the internet period about gaming news. Stop searching. Don't come to Yea Forums if it's a game you want coming out.

Yes many games were shit and you got a bad purchase because before the internet became mainstream, you had to trust your friends/family/instincts, but when you got a game you liked it surprised you.

It's very easy to avoid spoilers. I still get surprised by games because i simply research the game not too much and then decide whether I will play it or not.

This

>avoid threads about this shit on Yea Forums
>avoid social media in general prior to big events
>decide to hop on discord or steam or whatever to ask the bros if they want to play a game
>"HEY BRO DID YOU HEAR BANJO IN SMASH?? CHECK OUT ALL THESE LEAKS!"

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Yes you have to avoid all forms of internet related to gaming.

Pretty sure Discord and Steam still counts as game message board. Just mute the conversation.

>newfag tripfag acting like he knows shit
If you use a tripfag nowadays and weren't one of the OGs from 2006 - 2008 then you need to go back to your subreddit you attention starved faggot

t.Lanced Jack

I came 2010 nigga step off. I've been playing video games for at least 23 years.

Kill yourself you tranny

I'm a heterosexual black male who has sex with heterosexual females

>new game comes out
>Thumbnail and title spoilers immediately

Fun fact, lanced jack turned out to be a diaper fetishist who went dark after he got outed in that chat program he used to hung out in
Thank you for confirming that you are a massive newfag, please go back to your subreddit

>they sneak into my moms room
>”yea bro uhh you got this and that heh heh “
They ran a train on her. Sorry.

Don't care step off.

>you must be 18 or older to post on Yea Forums
Back to your subreddit newfag

>lanced jack turned out to be a diaper fetishist who went dark after he got outed in that chat program he used to hung out in
kek, for the record it was a Skype group, I can't remember how I got into it but it was kind of funny getting to see the man behind all of the shitposting talk about his exploits. I can confirm he was a massive faggot though.

I'm older than 18

oh shut the fuck up sonny, everybodys a newfag and nobody wants to admit it

WHAT LEAK ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT

no you're not

Walter Joseph Kovacks aka Nigba and a few others names he used that I can't remember was an actual sociopath too, but damn did he ever fuck some attractive women he used to pretend to be to shitpost with

>exactly 18 years of age

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You genuinely don't even know who that is.

I don't care about surprises. I just want to know what's coming out as soon as possible.

This is increasingly nonviable. You basically have to stop using the internet entirely like the OP said, you're making up some fantasy land internet where no one goes out of their way to spread spoilers. I had the ending for Red Dead Redemption 1 spoiled for me two fucking months before it even came out. Go fuck yourself.

i know most of the more """famous""" tripfags even though i wasnt on Yea Forums at the time
as i told you, everybodys a newfag

>implying most of these shitty attention whoring leaks are real
You have to be a special brand of retard to believe a leak these days. With all of the different image doctoring and game modification you would think people would know better by now.

>not living in the moment

Don't live for tomorrow and surprises will never seem to be spoiled

Amazon leaks are often true though

Name them newfag, I have genuine doubts

You act like its hard for people to go to something like EncyclopediaDramatica or Meme Wikis and look this shit up.
You should calm your autism, its really not that important. Do you think "Old Yea Forums" wouldn't have torn you a new one for acting like such a massive cock goblin about fitting in on a website for manchildren to talk about their dumbass hobbies?

Just call tripfags faggots and filter their name instead of sperging out like this for no reason.
Go get some sleep.

So thank you for proving that you're a newfag.
Congrats on coming over from whatever shithole and helping to ruin Yea Forums you fucking piece of shit

what said
also there were tripfags on this board up until like a year ago maybe two
boco, iceman, or mona may still be here somewhere even though i havent seen them in some time, but i havent been hanging out all too much the last couple months either

I've been on Yea Forums since like 2006 my dude, I'm the guy that was in Lanced Jacks skype group, I'm just trying to make you reconsider what you're doing with your time.

Yea Forums is just a place to talk about videogames with other manchildren, or at least it used to be. You're acting like fitting in here is really fucking important to you when its just a message board.
You're having an autism attack and should probably just get some sleep, you're being a fag.

Sure you have champ

A heterosexual black male with a two inch dick. My dick is literally bigger flaccid than yours is torqued my nigga lmao

you do realize that youre not shitting on the same person the whole time, right? those were like three different people you were replying to

>new game comes out
>basically 80% of the best moments that would have surprised you were already in the trailers

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I only know it was 2006 because I remember someone posting a thread shortly after the release of Rhythm Tengoku with a ROM in the OP and I played it together with a bunch of anons in the thread and we all helped each other figure out what the rules for the games were and shit.
I'm sure you'll act like I'm full of shit anyway though because for some reason you act like your status on Yea Forums actually matters at all. This place isn't that important, it hasn't even been a good place to talk about most hobbies for well over a decade. Hell the stupid political obsessions and low effort shitposting are even leaking over to the historically great boards like /tg/.
I'm being completely serious when I say that you're acting like an autist though.
Seriously stop and consider how you're acting over a fucking message board. You keep saying you're fighting to keep Yea Forums great or some shit, but all you're doing is throwing an autistic tantrum. If you want Yea Forums to be good just report garbage threads and post in the good ones.

Why do you watch trailers?

it is viable. Just turn the internet off

Fuck off newfag

Speaking of leaks, Smite is apparently putting all Olorun as the new playable God and I can't wait yo see what his kit is.
He's the Chief God of the Yoruba pantheon btw

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I don’t know Nintendo still surprises me
Hell Joker’s in Smash was extremely unexpected
Cadence of Hyrule definitely came from left field

I only believe department store leaks
Hardest to fake because other employees can also confirm or immediately deconfirm that shit

Why are people tripfagging again lately? Fuck off

What about rating board leaks? Those seem to be good enough proof.

Never leaving

those don't sound like friends to me user

I feel you buddy. If you're in the mood for a fun game with lots of secrets, see if you can get your hands on Chex Quest.

zoomer here, when I was a kid I barely used any computer so for me hype was real
>friend spoiled it sometimes tho

You are the retarded zoomer

>Game comes out
>Instant thread with ending screenshot and “What’s a game where [Ending Spoilers]”?
Everytime