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Great thread.
The hero gaming needs but doesn't deserve
>even oniondudes know that acti-blizz is shit
Imagine being a drone.
The man who had a multi million corporation at his feet.
Reminder that he and the boo guy took advantage of their 15 mins and went on to become ecelebs afterwards.
>has no phone
A serpent waits to strike.
Blizz sucks but this guy being spammed is just as bad as wojak and pepe
Truly A God among mortals
Activision-Blizzard was a $70 billion dollar company at the time he walked up to that microphone. He walked away, and then it was worth $30 billion.
>le based bald bold man
we're hiring this guy for a gag at next blizzcon
i remember it started as a joke and snowballed to the point that everyone collectively said "we should really do this"
cast him
*Ahem* Ladies and gentlemen can I have your attention please? I'm about the say the N word
Whats the joke?
good
How the fuck did he do it?
He cut through the blanket of corporate soft-language bullshit that was draped over the room.
One man stands alone...
imagine not owning a phone in 2019 lmaoooo
I'VE GIVEN EVERYTHING I CAN
THERE ARE NO HEROES LEFT IN MAN
forget his name,
click the google image search of 4chx
this comes up
a gentle but fierce man
AND WHEN YOU STAND TALL YOU WILL SEE
THAT WHEN YOU FALL YOU WILL FALL FROM A HEIGHT
MOST MEN WILL NEVER REACH
>Killstreak: 800
he didnt become an eceleb tho.
Holy BASED
Threadly reminder
Based= upvote
Cringe= downvote
Have an A1 day.
FUCK
based bold bald man*
>A1 day
Is that a 8x shit day..?
Christianxxx
NO DON'T SAY IT
THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS
Everyone quiet he's going to say something!
BLIZZARD GET DOWN
*Menacing!*
It still fucking kills me that this nigga wrapped his knuckles before he started
I actually missed this. Can someone link the original?
Post more foreboding pictures of the event.
>tss... nothing personel, blizzard
>*crashes your company*
>you cannot fast travel, there are enemies nearby
Still hilarious.
Should've been Tyrael wings.
Why are you lying? Redshirt didn't become an eceleb.
a voice in a sea of corporate bullshit. we don't deserve him.
He streamed PoE for a while.
Basedboys are mocked because of the way they act, not the way they look.
And that guy didn't act like a basedboy at the time that picture was taken.
*AHEM*
Photos taken moments before a disaster
wow what a piece of shit
t. frequently visits reddit
I love all the different artistic versions of this image
You do realize you don't need to be an e-celeb to stream something right? I occasionally stream movies for friends.
DON'T YOU DARE
how could he
To be fair, he has a very clean look.
Só ›ˇoó ›ˇyó ›ˇbó ›ˇoó ›ˇy beards are generally quite shitty, Redshirt's is very clean.
Honestly Blizzard did it to themselves, he just pointed it out.
wtf i love diablo mobile now
>be basedboy
>company announce ebil phone game for casualnignogs
>get upset
>make fuss to corporate mouthpiece at audience
>manchildren revere you
>die a hero
THROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES WE CARRY ON
Still asshurt over your stock value crashing in half, eh Kotick?
Correct. Basedboys aren't basedboys because of how they look, it's because they all have that same mouth agape expression at the sight of a Switch and are a bunch of definitely-sincere-feminist asskissing blue checkmarks on Twitter with no capacity to recognize their own echo chamber or think for themselves because Trump keeps his million condos in their skulls.
It's about the shitty pube beard in your heart, not the shitty pube beard on your face.
REMINDER
>a new challenger appears!
t. e-celeb
I still don't see how he qualifies as só ›ˇoó ›ˇy beard considering it's very clean and well trimmed.
FUCK CHINKS AND FUCK BLIZZARD
FUCK CHINKS
FUCK MOBILE
AND TIANAMEN
can't believe he said that
>Fool! You have just ensured the doom of this world. You cannot even begin to imagine what you’ve set in motion this day.
He really doesn't even look like a basedboy.
>beard is neatly trimmed
>functional thin-rimmed glasses instead of trendy thick-rimmed glasses
>simple T-shirt instead of an obnoxious colorful flannel
based
taiwan #1 suck dick xin pig winnie da pooh
He actually doesn't, it's just a bunch of shitposters that keep echoing "LE BASEDBOY BEARD ONIONS" because of the style
Imagine if he wasn't wearing those power limiters...
Can I be an e-celeb?
oh wow, really? I guess that makes Diablo Mobile better and blizzy-activision a consumer-friendly corp.
Gotta take more e.
omar galanti
>this level of hypocrisy
Amazing.
Post the corporate pig apologizing
Based
>step into the octagon Moby
*Ahem*
THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS!!!
Kino
>I would like to apologize on behalf of gaymers, what they said to you yesterday was very mean of them
>gamer
>rose up
>multi-million dollar company crashes and burns
based
U no have phone?
>another big shot at Blizzard left
How many victims will he cause more?
Biggest faggot of the day
what did he say, source me fags
Can I still buy a tier 3 sub to him??
Hero
Whinney the pooh
Tin man square mascara
t. consumes onion-based products daily
They're carpal tunnel braces
aw shit did it say that?
What was this guy thinking? Did he think he'd come out a hero from this?
*unsheathes power limiter*
where's his version of this meme, Yea Forums?
Why is the lighting so kino?
I do it all the time
I do how could you tell?
*vaporizes $40 billion in stock with one question*
Heh, nothing personnel.
I am going to say the N word
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NTR___
One of the most omnious pictures of our time
Anyone have the raw, unedited version of this? I need to appreciate it's natural beauty and power too.
>LOGIC
Here you go, friendo
kino
Absolute kino, thank you.
This cuck confessed his love to Dodger on stream. Then she got a boyfriend.
Are traps gay?
Darkest Dungeon tier shit right here, and in that moment he faced it alone.
big mistake there, he held the silent crowd's voice with him, hence the same red tone albeit brighter for him
Maybe if d3 was good people wouldn't shit on it ?
>33.3kB
He halved the beast
>blaming the victim
What a bigot!
But D3 was a massive financial success.
>This man understands that adversity and existence are one in the same
How did he put on the suit so fast
idk how to remove beards tho, if someone can feel free to
E celery?
i meant faceapp smile, friendo
but thats funny too
Didn't it sell like 30 million copies and that when it still had the real money auction house and no console versions.
you see those black bandage looking things on his arms? thats his suit
this absolute legend has actually developed a device behind the scenes just for this moment that shoots out a wonderful suit onto his body in perfect condition at his request
he came prepared
>retail keeps getting worse
>refugees keep getting worse
>classic still months away
I hope to god it's as good as all you nostaglia fags claim so you all fuck off
If I were an Acti-Blizzard exec I'd probably break into cold sweats every time I think of and see this image.
This takes courage. To stand alone for what you believe while knowing you'll face ridicule, even from the people you were praising. Red shirt guy just said what everyone was thinking. He's the equivalent of a popular reddit post and you all gave him gold.
Damn, he's even more based.
>LOGIC
memes aside why the fuck is he such a little bitch?
It's a good thing you picked this punchable bitch out of every character in Hyouka.
Look at that face
Is he still alive? Anyone knows his twitter?
one man stands alone
jesus christ! spoiler that shit user!
god anyone who thinks ros or loot 2.0 is good should be shot
at least vanilla d3 had an importance on rares and no shoehorned set bullshit
No the Blizzard Triad got to him
Shut up loser
Modern day David and Goliath desu lads
>trying to find a new audience
>at an event full of the previous audience
>5 yen has been depostited in your chink account
Look at his hair, look at his weight.
This guy is not very good at making good decisions
Stupid phone poster. I'm going to spoonfeed you: when you open an image, delete the "m" from the URL, and sometimes you will get the full size image.
Quick rundown on this guy?
modern day tankman
THEY SAY
THIS CITY
SHE'S BEEN DEAD
FOR YEARS NOW
>hurr only 50 million copies sold that's why there's no diablo 4!
>all you had to do was buy 100 billion copies of it!
>Don't like anal?
>Don't you guys have an ass?
That's not Red Shirt Guy.
Why are the straights always making butt sex analogies?
>for months new diablo projects teased to be in the works
>finally blizzcon the perfect place to tell us something, anything about Diablo 4
>Diablo panel starts
>Diablo: Immortal announced
>shitty phone game made by some other company that's essentially a copy+paste of some other game
>red shirt guy asks if it is an out of season April fool's joke because this was their big Diablo reveal
It's not a food analogy for once
>even google knows not to fuck with him
Looks like a fat German woman
You are making a bold assumption
Not all, just the sex-obsessed incels.
>blue shirt guy
what did he mean by this
K
I
N
O
Wow I don't know about Diablo or follow that but that's pretty fucking based. Reminds me of that kid who asked if the Mojang guys were genuinely autistic at Minecon.
because it doesn't feel good
>anal-ogy
hihihihi
>getting the urge to play d2 again
ffffffffff
The blizzard employees need to stay blue
cant forget this gem! us.diablo3.com
>ACTUAL FUCKING APRIL FOOLS GAG EVEN BLIZZ MADE FUN OF
pandas were supposed to be just an april fools joke too
The guy in front had such a fitting shirt I almost believed the whole thing was staged.
>guy has cyka blyat shirt on
the details
Only if you do it wrong
I streamed XCOM for a while. Little did i know i was already an e-celeb. Guess i am gonna quit my job tomorrow.
Looks like pewds merch
blizzard after 2007 is a fucking april fools joke
I'm the guy who whistled :)
It's making him lose the connection to the crowd, not a fan
legit laughed
>even his arch rival blue shirt man and his cousin teal shirt are pictured as being powerless
art imitates reality
>dev makes one bad game
>people don't suck their dick over it because otherwise they won't know how to improve it
>immediately figures you don't like the series anymore and pursues an over-saturated external market
yeah that makes sense.
D3 was incredibly successful anyway, same with Overwatch.
If they can't last long-term that's a shame for Blizzard but don't pretend they didn't make massive profits off both.
After his statement good descended from the Heavens to offer him a place at his side for all eternity.
He was too pure for this world
Did his comment cause a Chain reaction that resulted in the morale going down in Blizzard?
Ya because every other burger is a corporate-cucked retard.
This shitty image board is still sucking his dick.
Also,
>implying red shit guy isn't a cuck for spending 100's of dolllars to go to a shitty Blizzard event
Americans are truly retarded.
lel
"SORRY, PLEASE FORGIVE US MULTIBILLIONAIRE COMPANY THAT DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT CUSTOMERS"
Imagine not making new games, investing in ESPORTS and failing miserably at it, having your employees leave because of incompetend manadgement, having all your "games as live service" fail because it focused on making them safe spaces with lootboxes but no game, marketing mobile games to PC audience, and bragging about how much money you make and how much your CEO gets in bonuses in the same sentence as how many people you fired.
What did i miss.
>B-BUT IT ONLY COST ME $300, WHAT ARE YOU, POOR?
STANDING
boards.fireden.net
anybody got the "punched 800 people out of their jobs" post number ?
Soja sauce is fucking great stuff, one of the best condiments in the world.
Failing to use it just because memes told you it's le uncool is peak zoomer.
Kek
Foie gras is some nasty shit
lmao
yum, liquid salt the colour of shit
>You shouldn't do the right thing if it's popular.
the what word?
Acquire taste you literal pleb
It was symbolic more than anything. He said what others were already thinking.
Zoomer AND a cooklet at that
Enjoy your fast food, fatty
And soya milk is absolute peak deliciousness
Foie gras is the most tasty thing I have ever tasted. But each mouthful feels like your heart is about to give out from the sheer richness of it -- the last revenge of the poor goose, I suppose.
It's a damn shame it costs so much suffering to produce.
Day of the quack soon pinkskin
By asking one simple question...... Double-you-tee-eff is Diablo Immortal and why do I think this is an out-of-season April Fools joke?
cringe
that guy is anything but a soiboy
a soiboy would just sit there and take the announcement and say nothing even if they were disappointed
NIGGA
Yeah, I think Yea Forums could have just as easily called him a basedboy if he didn't say what he did.
Beards aren't by definition a basedboy attribute necessarily. Only if it's unkempt and overgrown.
>TB dies
>there's no one to apply beatings to Jesse when he defends Blizzard's mobagayme
sad but expected
R
Jake Gyllenhall
ON THE EDGE
Hey Jesse, are traps gay?
I don't know who this guy is but I would assume he's a sexual predator from these pictures alone
OF THE CRATER
>singlehandedly dropped blizzards stock by 13%
AboutTimeLadBased
baseado e redpillado
saucu? what stream was that?
This is gonna be a Bar Mitzvah!
Someone explain this sticky/suit/toast meme to me.
LOOKING AT THE ABYSS
>disaster
you mean before the second coming
Gorgonzola is fucking great
Seriously, how will Blizzard prevent a repeat of this this year? You just know someone will try to replicate this at BlizzCon.
>screener screens question
>decides it is okay
>screener then asks the question instead of letting the fan ask the question
They made wow classic so everything is forgiven.
basedboy
STANDING
>one of the best selling titles of all time
>HURR WHY DIDNT YOU BUY 20 COPIES EACH
STANDING HERE I REALIZE
wow so you're telling that by shitting on D3, comparing it to the quality of it's predecessor, has made the company think that they should really kick the bucket harder and not rewind back the fuck up?
didn't they admit that they only sold like 3 million of the expansion? It was something small like 10% of vanilla sales which should tell you that your game failed somewhere
That's not the original image, user. Still some filter over it.
this would be a great pic if the hand wasn't so obviously photoshopped
lmao he asked for a high-quality version and u gave him a .jpg
have you never seen a anti-janny shitpost thread
YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME
TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY
[Citation needed]
Not 100% happy with how this turned out but eh
Ok I'm having a tonne of trouble reverse searching the gif.
Got a source?
Post the one that says "cannot rest while there are enemies".
Anal sex is the one form of sex that transcends all sexes and sexualities. Every human has an ass and can engage in some form of anal sex.
Because sodomy is disgusting and therefore a good insult.
Guy in the front is wearing PewDiePie merch
Oh, wow, I've never seen the whole thing, that's super hot
Why is Garithos so based?
LMAO
Based man of our time
His other work is great also.
Especially the Weiss and Ruby scenes.
>correcting the record
kys.
He wasn't walking down the street he drove to that shit guarentee look at him
I love this thread
Goodbye, chang :)
Tiananmen Square
if you can't keep up this isn't the site for you retard.
silly feathernigger
i still use DDT on my lawn just to watch you kill your unborn chicks under the weight of your own ass :)
YAMERO!!!! RED SHIRT-SAN!!
looked it up 2.7 million was first week sales
later figures like from earnings report 30 million don't specify vanilla, expansion or bundle
Now there's a man who believes in something.
t. sneedposter
BASED AND RIP
Should Blizzard ban red shirts from their conventions?
How do I upvote this?
>Reminds me of that kid who asked if the Mojang guys were genuinely autistic at Minecon
youtube.com
Still makes me laugh hard. Autistic or not that kid absolutely destroyed them.
This is great user, hearty kek
"Or God forbid, a molester."
>7-way pregnancies
woah
This sĂłyboy numale cost me a fucking job. Thanks faggot, I hope your bald burns in hell
the moba is their only good product today
based basedboy
BASED AS FUCK
did the crowd applaud for him? if not why bother, they are already drones
But no one here is straight
Not including the console sales probably as that was "Ultimate Evil" edition. So yeah, one of their best selling games of all time.
BLIZZARD
KILL
yes they did, he was their previously unheard voice
THIS
MAN
If this was true, there would be no cuck threads on porn boards.
Gamers on the rise.
Tearaway clothes
PHONES
>sucking up to corporate scum takes courage
I wonder where you came from
Boy are you on the wrong website lol
They wouldn't differentiate PC and console on an earnings report
of course it would be one of the best selling games of all time though. It had its brand name going for it
When you expose yourself to everyone shitting on you and also are a fatty and so look like shit, it totally does, you fucking retard coward.
He's explaining that if more people fap and support traps, then they will not be considered gay anymore!
Tranny or just fat?
Being fucking retarded doesn't mean you have courage, dumbass.
Do you really think he feels any shame about it? In his mind he's writing a wrong.
People do understand this is so kino because Blizzard hires the best people to set everything up perfectly with the layout and lighting?
Thats some wow billions talking right there.
Of course it doesn't, because then you would be courageous and not a massive coward.
Standing up for what you believe in when you are certain to be punished for it does mean one has courage. You'll never know that feel though because you're a mentally weak bitch with no values.
Doesn't matter if he feels shame and I hope he doesn't. It takes courage to stand alone regardless. You of course wouldn't know since you revel in digital togetherness on Yea Forums every day.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>all this projecting
gotcha, no argument then.
A Living Legend
> Jesse Cucks
"Projecting" has a meaning, you retard. It's not a word that means
>someone said mean truth about me
i have a friend who started his $0ylent diet, i can't wait to see him later transition
>still projecting
this will be your last (You) from me
>smooches a woman's feet in hopes for coochie
>calls for people and even throws insult to a 12 year old kid
>kicks out a guy over a joke
>corporate cocksucker
>possibly furfag
how can a man be this pathetic?
>Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru
SO DEATH IS
NOT SOMETHING
THAT SCARES ME
FUCK JANNIES, WOMEN AND MINORITIES
?
that was cringe.
the april fools day thing wasn't
why is that other arrow pointing at a blurry blob of pixels?
correct.
consistent with the definition of basedboy.
have sex
Facial expression. Fat bearded soiboi on the left has the Basedgape. One question man is looking pissed on the other hand.
based
DERET DIS
China will fucking rule over you, you disgusting big nosed fuck.
holy based
his opinion is objectively correct.
He's trying to wrap around to badass
>This was the last time they spoke as friends
daily reminder that this guy is now a twitch streamer
racking that social credit early
>that green patch on the side of his face
This motherfucker is turning into an orc
NOOOOOO! THINK OF YOUR SOCIAL CREDIT SCORE!
If whoever drew this, is not an employee corporate shill, they exerted effort in backing hack corporate overlords
What went horribly wrong/right in there to do this?
Blizzard stock price
>Only if it's unkempt and overgrown.
that's the complete opposite
basedboys have hipster beards that are histerically taken care of by "expert" beard shapers\barbers
fuck you
t. lazy fat fuck that hasn't shaved in 2 years and cba to even trim it
>don't everyone speak up at once
Every time
faggot
You can't even beat a cartoon bear from mocking you
>lose status in society for cheating in vidya
The absolute state of Red China
>participating in anything deemed to be a cult
isn't that exactly what this regime is?
NO user THINK OF YOUR CREDIT SCORE
butterfly joe?
>only one woman on the gaining side
>half women on the losing side
what did china mean by this?
It's a suggestion on how women can quickly boost their score.
He was trying to save space.
this would have been a pure and excellent meme but people started getting racist, acting like the presentor had anything to do with the decision to switch to mobile...
how is he doing these days?
if corporations are so powerfull, how come they didn't sent a hitman after him?
damn....
meme rebel
where is the vid?
Imagine if this actually had any impact in the gaming industry besides cementing gamers as obnoxious memers.
That would make him even stronger.
Or the hitman would defect.
sauce me up daddio
it's not natural
and it can be used as a form of torture therefore it's funny
Legend
Nah, bullshit
D3 sold extremely well in a myriad plaforms. Sure, people complained, but it sold like cakes.
Is Jeese Cucks actually retarded?
I hope there will be cosplays of him next Blizzcon.
But what was his name?
Not important
What was important was what he did to this rotten company and the stocks feeding on it
well you aren´t laughing anymore!
this guy's got a fucking point
Who's this man and why should I care?
NINTENDO
FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK JANNY
>P-Playable ogres when?
le numale face
I think imma buy Activision-Blizzard stocks because of THIS.
how can someone so totally lack any sense of introspection
HOLD BACK THE NIGHT
It's a shoop you tard.
HOPE RIDES ALOOOOOOOONE!
It was 2017, it wasn't as much of a meme as it is now.