Some of your team are starting to suspect you're a girl

>Some of your team are starting to suspect you're a girl

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(male)

Asking if someone is a girl in online is very cringe and pathetic.

I'm so, so, sorry in advance for what is about to happen. Trolls are going to come into the thread and they will be saying some very hurtful things about you. They will call you some very hurtful names. But none of those things are true. How could they possibly know? How could they possibly know how beautiful you really are? How sweet and compassionate you are? I'm so sorry about them, please do not let them hurt you.

>mfw thinking about you hurting

I just want to see you shine and flourish. You are so precious to me. I want to write poetry and sing songs about my love and adoration for you and all of your perfections. My name is Brian, by the way. I know that you're tired of all the assholes and jerks. I know how you feel baby doll. I know. I am different. I am the nicest guy you will ever meet, and if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen. I live in London. Please be in London.

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Can you beat this?

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I live for shit like these.

She has a Jonathan Frakes-esque smile.

Same

>years ago
>friends have a small Skype group where we shoot the shit
>get invited to a larger group where friends of friends Hang out
>my Skype name was somewhat ambiguous at the time, but I'm very much male and refer to myself as such
>a week goes by and a friend of one a friend private messages me and starts making small talk
>nothing unusual, some people like to talk
>he eventually reveals that "I like you a lot (distortion of my nickname that sounds feminine)"
>tell him straight up that I'm a 6'2 black dude and that he's honestly confused. Nothing about me Is feminine
>he refutes this, and claims that I'm lying, despite being irl friends with the people that invited me
>get into a call with him and speak, even bother rattling things in my room to show that I'm not using a voice changer
>he still thinks I'm faking it
>ask him to ask one of our mutual friends, and he thinks they're just covering for him
>tell him outright that even if I was a girl I'd never date a fucking loser like him
>he mentions loving being called names
>block him and post the screenshots in our old smaller group
Id like to think he was just pretending, but he kept it up for too long

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Actually redpilled