This women owns the sun. What have you done with your life?

Wasn’t it agreed post WWII that no nation could claim celestial bodies?
Meaning there’s no one you could buy a piece of one from?

How did God sell it to this woman? Did he sign the papers himself?

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it would never hold up in a court of law, bitch wasted her money

There's a whole cottage industry of people who claim ownership of celestial bodies.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extraterrestrial_real_estate

allowing women to own property was a mistake

Why is he so cute?

God here, yes i did.

You can't just own the sun

women have been able to own property for at least 9 thousand years
Numbers 26-27; 36:1-12

Why are you such a faggot?

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>The topic of real estate on celestial objects has been present since the 1890s. Dean Lindsay made claims for all extraterrestrial objects on June 15, 1936.
The Sun is smalltime

This woman does.

I imagine it's about the same as owning land. If the government wants it they can always claim eminent domain. And what are you gonna do? Protect your property with a space fleet?

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Probably some bullshit american law or something because Americans believe their law system is relevant everywhere on the world.

There is even companies who claim they own the moon for example

this
can i sue her for getting a heatstroke?

Whats stopping some random Chinese man with a piece of paper from saying he owns the sun?

this, only affect americans, rest of the world remain unaffected and don't even give a fuck, beside if she start getting too noisy she'll just get "suicided" or will face a "tragic accident"

The government can't take the sun or any celestial body, because the international laws forbide it.

>international law
>applying off world

Guns, money etc

>nobody suing her because of death by heatstroke

They literally can’t, counter space is international commodity as per some UN treaty and literally no one can claim shit.

what if we put our neetbux together and bought the sun off of her?

The average chink makes more money than the average burger, desu.
>guns
How would those help?

So are we stealing from her everytime we take advantage of sunlight?

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It doesn’t have to, the government is on earth.
Now, if some guys went to the moon and established their own government unrelated to any earth government, that would be a different thing, but they’d still get sanctioned and left to starve until they signed a piece of paper stating they don’t own shit and have no rights of self governance whatsoever.

Cute Raiko!

>space
>real
pick one

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vice.com/sv/article/vdpmem/the-woman-who-owns-the-sun-is-using-her-powers-for-good

>How do you keep track of the seven billion people who are using your sun daily?
>I do not charge people for using the sun. I only want to charge companies that use solar energy without my authorisation.