FACT:

FACT:
Big boobs make a game better

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post some examples

COUNTERFACT:
Thick thighs make the game perfect.

COUNTER-COUNTERFACT:
Both are not mutually exclusive

Flat > fat
Just because they're bigger doesn't make then better

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I only put 25 hours into this heaping pile of shit because giant boobies gave me the sustenance to keep going.

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FACT:
A Female companion makes the game million of times better

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Big boobs objectify wimmin!

A woman without tits is a failure of a woman

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They make my girlfriend better that's for sure.

And a woman with big tits is only valuable for the tits. The rest is worthless

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Pedo trash go fuck a little kid

Damn Link looks like THAT?

Big hips > big boobs

Lets talk about boob armour

Nah, that's Zelda, I think. Link is that green guy from Smash

Don't listen to him m'lady you'll always be my queen!

+99 bluff

Big hips + Big tits > Big hips + small boobs > powergap > Small hips + big tits.

Big Boobies :D

Kill yourself. You're just as bad as the person calling flat women a failure

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FACT 2: Big cock on a big girl make a fap better

gay

actually bigger does make them better

Code Vein

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I recognize this artist.

correct

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You guys unironically should have some sex, or at least fap before posting here.

Bend over sweetie :)

I dare anyone to refute this claim.
Protip: you can't.

FACT:
Tight cunny makes a game even better

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fapping with Yea Forums is where it's at

Based
Cringe

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I concur

FACT: if fanservice is a game's primary selling point it's probably not a good game.

I actually just got done fapping about 10 minutes before I saw the thread. Still think that big hips are great on everything from loli to mommy.

Brother!

But I already fapped two times in a row before posting in this shithole.

i love this artist

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They hated user because he told them the truth

Wrong! Hot women make a game better, breast size doesn't matter.

Ok, so this thread isn't deleted yet.
But this one was.
EXPLAIN, MODS.

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Wait did I miss the /an/ thread?

That thread looked fun. Sorry for your loss

based
cringe
based
cringe

>i like boys
yes, we know

It wasn't a thread of mine. But each day; I see dozens of threads like this getting deleted, even they still fit the theme. There was one about ''Pirate themed'' games that got deleted for absolutely no reason. I just don't get. Meanwhile we have /e/ tier threads still up and active.
What's the logic behind all this? The mods are just a bunch of horny gooks or what?

E

Well for one I'm posting Etna, from disgaea, which happens to be a video gane

I'm not saying fanservice is bad, I'm just saying that a game needs more than just fanservice to be good.

By that logic, we should be able to post Hentai Vidya related threads. But we can't.

Because it's a blue board, dick head

Maybe.
But the only thing you're doing in theses threads is sharing waifu pics and saying how cute they are and that you want to marry them. You're not exactly discussing the game she comes from, or nothing remotly interesting about her outside of her appearance.

VACANT UTERUS

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/e/ threads stay firmly in the territory of video games
it's way more likely for the "themed" game threads to break out into all-out off-topic shitposting than for a lewd thread to become an outright porn dump, let alone one that doesn't have anything to do with vidya at all

>legoman

Someone should post the screen cap of the mod saying as long as it's vaguely Vidya its fine because their exact words would shut your bitch ass up but unfortunately I don't have that screencap on hand

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Then the thread that I posted earlier shouldn't have been deleted, but it was.

The dump of TF2 Shitpost threads would like to have a word with you

>being into flat chested women makes you a pedo now
>mfw every dude who fucked a petite 20 year old is a pedo now

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I don’t believe you, you’re going to have to prove it to me with some big examples.

I remember a mod had stickied a rule of thumb for vidya threads a while back. Something about primary and secondary threads being good but tertiary or greater were a no-go. It's a shame they had to walk that back because of e-celebs being secondary.

definite majority of women aren't completely flat like the shit constantly peddled on Yea Forums

Just admit you're a pedophile you fucking weeaboo

I prefer tomboys and legal women

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>posting animal pictures

Gee user I wonder why.

Because posting underrage-looking characters isn't as bad?

cartoon don't age

Pedo or closet gay or both
Pathetic fuck. Cringe. Kill yourself.

The youngest pregnancy on record in modern times is 6 years old.

FACT: Bare cute girl feet make the game a LOT better

You still fap to a fictionnal underrage character. This really tells a lot about your sexuality, user.
To the gas chamber

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they attract a fanbase like you, so obviously they make them worse

>because it worked once, I can fuck children legally
yeah right, pedo

>legally
Look at this fucking spooky nigger right here

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>Because posting underrage-looking characters isn't as bad?

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>Fanbase's make games worse
Ok retard

Bros... I just love girls. Thick or thin, big tits or DFC, lolis and milfs, anything. I like cute feet and nice hair and thick thighs and a pretty face. Big girls, Itty bitty girls, Mississippi girls, inner city girls, athletic girls and lazy girls.
Why argue?

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>Ywn hear new interactions between the Prince and Elika

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>4channel.org defends pedophiles now
DIdn't know Resetera raided other websites

>A woman without big tits is without worth

Based and tittypilled

> implying woman have value outside of sex appeal

>implying that I support Trump
Nice strawman you got here

This desu

if you don't like cunny this website isn't for you

>now
Nigger where the fuck do you think you are?

This is Yea Forums, liking or at least tolerating loli is a prerequisite for posting.

There's a key difference between a simple loli picture and a sexualized loli.

I like both though

All loli's are sexual in nature retard

Thus, appreciated by pedos. Duh.
Just because Yea Forums used to praise lolis doesn't mean that it's right. There was time when Yea Forums was full of leftists.

Show me a real child with proportions like this

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Hot lips and gigantic tits. Ivy is truly best in life

Here you go

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girls with hime cut make a game better

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based

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only the bun hairstyle and ponytail is good with women in armour, long hair gets in the way
also she is lacking a helmet

first time here?

I unironically called in sick from work to masturbate to big tits

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redpill me on this manga
every time I see pics of it I get a fucking boner. the squishiness is too much

Just read it you incel

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the author is a guy who formerly drew porn of fat 2D women

I am genuinely repulsed.

FACT:
You're a kissless weeb loser

AGREED.

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Well, you asked for it.

titfags and assfags need to unite against our common enemies. footfags and pitfags.

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what the FUCK

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Fat distribution is different for every person.

Just as you get freakishly tall people, you get people with freakish fat placement on their bodies. Hers goes to her legs mostly.

This man speaks the truth.

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i don't see any big tiddies being posted tho...

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BLACKED

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I'm sick of these pedophile fantasies being posted here. You sicken me. That body is clearly prepubescent.

How big do you like them?

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It's not about size, it's about the shape.
And flat has no shape at all.

user if you're sick you should go to the doctor

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Based

sorry, how about this one?
the only limit is your imagination

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Not him but for me this is the start point.

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I want to be shrunken down and forced to live between those

So flat

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god i fucking love big titties and video games

let's add big thighs to the mix too

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same

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change 'boobs' with thighs/ass and I'm with you
boobs are overrated and boring

is it ok if I want to spank her with a machete

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agreed those are good

god damn why is there so little good BE art

>change 'boobs' with thighs/ass
why not both

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Dumb nigger

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Witch Tits

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J-JUSTICE!

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>these will never be real
AAAAAAHHHH

FACT: Big boobs makes playing video games harder.

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Do you have a basis for such a bold statement?

>imagining Asuka saying that, same pose, same face

I mean, I'd take midna over her any day of the week, but chun-li ain't so bad

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FACT: videogames make big boobs harder

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i prefer the REAL midna

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Butt

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Shape is more important than size.

??

>tfw no draph gf

I said the real Midna

i said the REAL midna

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Pitfags are just titfags that are confused.
Footfags are sadomasochists that haven't realized they're sadomasochists.

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Not true. Flat girls have a hint of breasts, and can have a very alluring shape.

Women have no real value other than looking nice and pumping out babies, so that is all that really matters. Flatties are objectively less appealing than tit cows.

Adding a footnote.

>As long as the clothing fits the new boobs, so doesn't cover it and is made to enhance the look and make it even sexier.

If you have big boobs fuck off with the turtleneck, give me a short tank top.

I'm more hypnotized by her thighs desu.

holy fucking based
lmaoing @ the amount of seethe and cope replies to this post

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Okay, thats crossed the line already

>a bump smaller than my biceps
>alluring
well, more power to flatfags, you can get aroused by their back too

God, I wish she was my mom.
And I got to breed her.

Cope.

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Not being able to appreciate subtlety indicates a lack of intelligence.
Backs are extremely erotic.

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>You will never be kneeling right in the middle, their thick futa cock scent raping your brain
WHY EVEN LIVE

totally pointless post

the mental gymnastics flatfags have to do to justify liking nothing is impressive, it's like consolefags trying to defend "developer's vision" for action games running at 30 fps with drops

Why is this game so bad?

aint that the truth

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dumbass, she has a disease.

It just hit me that every companion in the zelda series has been female.
You might be right, user.

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Where's part 2?

A million times 0 is still 0.

Excellent taste user, Sona is the best.

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Silly user, that's Yoshi.

"small boobs can have an attractive, subtle shape" is not mental gymnastics, you just aren't intelligent enough to follow a simple train of thought and are getting overwhelmed.
And I'm not a "flatfag", I appreciate all sizes and understand that shape is more important. My wife is an F cup for instance.

*TIDDY SUCKING NOISES*

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if the "tits" are too small, there's nothing to be a shape in the first place

t. Mommy Issues

Not the boat

seething chestlet

>chestlet cope

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artist?

No, you're just a moron.

Fag

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Seethe more, brainlet.

what game

Red lion, yeah you're right. I was thinking Tetra was the companion of that game.

Thinking about it, has there ever been a game where a young female character turns into a massively stacked titty monster woman, either instantly via form change/ect. or over the course of the game or games? I'd consider that the holy grail of muh dick-focused games.

Big?

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The best.

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Omega Labyrinth

She better have a fucking gigantic ass or you're just a fucking pedo

>Yea Forums doesn't even discuss video games anymore, just makes threads for the sole purpose of circlejerking to ecchi and scantily clad waifubait

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No, you are a moron.

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Ass + thighs + hips >>>> tits
If she's got big tits and nothing else forgeddabout it

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To be fair, there's still a couple days left before E3 proper, might as well unwind and fap to huge tiddy pics anons post while we wait.

>you can get aroused by their back too
>>>>>>>he doesnt

>>Yea Forums doesn't even discuss video games anymore
fucking newfag

I'd rather have a chestlet with great thighs, yeah.
I prefer them to have both though.

Midriffs are the thinking man's vanilla fetish, not backs.

>t. American

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She always gets me, no matter what.

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for me, it's armpits

nigger

why are chestlet lovers always so angry and pissed at the mere sight of a pair of big tits?
is it really jealousy?

No they don't you retard. Big bazongas merely distract you from how shit a game may be because your monkey brain is paying more attention to the milk jugs swaying in front of you.

I can picture that

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You're the seething faggot, I'm just posting boobs.

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MMMMWWWWWAAAAAAHH *POP*
MMMMUUUAAAAAAAAHH *POP*

see

based
cringe

i'm more of an ass man 2bh

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patrician taste
titfags btfo

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Quite poor taste, I say.

>thread dies
All spent already?

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We have stumbled across some mighty truth

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>Why yes I do think the breasts are the most desirable part of a woman, they accentuate their femminity and symbolise their fertility.

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ITT:

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yes

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Not seeing a single character canonically under 16 years of age in this thread. Which is by the way legal in vast majority of the world.

Girls with full plate armor are best girls.
Based.

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I hope you're talking about those pedos posting chestlets.

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>there are actual, living, breathing human beings on this board RIGHT NOW that prefer massive bags of fat that will get destroyed by gravity and end up looking like shit
boggles the mind

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>even flatfags know deep down flat is J U S T and inferior

It's why they feel the need to invade threads not about them. They need to reaffirm their flawed ideas.

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>a hint of breasts
thats like a whiff of cofee, or smelling someone bbq something delicious. Its alluring because you instantly envision the real deal, but then youre left with just the hint in the end. Flat chests are like la croix water my nigga. WEAK ASS SHIT

This shit was perfect, translation when?

Nice Midna

Bigger tits on sticks here than anywhere else, copefag.

If I wanted my own comeback I'd ask your mom.

You aren't "just" posting boobs, you're also getting mad at others. I didn't seek you out, brainlet.

whats this

Now we're talking

Don't strain yourself.
Small breasts can have a nice shape. It's as simple as that.

>pale tiddy
Best part of her design.

Mystical/Plant Penetrator

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>still hurling insults as if it meant anything
boo hoo poor babby going to cry to your mommy?

good eye, user

And that's a good thing!

Jujutsu kaisen, that guy is todou, such a chad

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Love me some tiddies in my videogames.
It's always pleasant, there's literally no downside to it.

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>tfw no fantasy rpg where your body matters
>make the boobs too big and hips too wide and you cant wear armor and have to be a mage in a bikini because of your lewd body

Correct

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I don't believe you understand the irony of the post you just made.

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oh, I can see how stupid namecalling is, but you can't, so I'll keep making fun of you, retard

>over 200 posts
>still no kanna

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no. Im not picky in reality. I've dated my share of bean poles. You know what shape their tits had? Nipples. budding nipples. Thats it. Were talking flat. Yeh a B cup can have a nice shape because theres actually some meat there, but were talking flat A cups. When you fuck its actually interesting because you see their tit skin moving but theres no meat there to give it any substance. Its almost unnatural looking

>there's literally no downside to it
There is one for me though sometimes I get so horny while playing I have to stop to fap

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>jerking it to 2d gay sex is gay
>but jerking it to 2d children isn’t pedophilia
haha

Based. If a woman needs to have huge assets to turn you on, you're barely a man. A real man is a connoisseur of the female form, able to appreciate flat women.

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>Yea Forums
>discussing videogames

Namecalling doesn't bother me, I'm not the one crying about it on Yea Forums.

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same it's not a downside though, the opposite actually.

Glad to know that flatfags are just gay pedos in disguise
>connoisseur of the female form
There's nothing feminine about flatties, they're just prepubescent boys.

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a concise and compelling argument
pedos BTFO

>Some retard paid for those implants

Legend of Zelda has generated some of the best waifus.

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Anons cant make lewd thread on Yea Forums but a mod(janny) pretending to be an user can

Real amazing!

>Anons cant make lewd thread on Yea Forums but a mod(janny) pretending to be an user can
I'm OP and I'm not a mod.

I have a theory though. Sometimes the mods leave threads like this up as non official containment threads, for people to exercise their shitposting and get it out of their system so the board as a whole has higher quality. Or there's a mod on shift right now who's addicted to porn. Either one.

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Cute Girls makes a game better.

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flatfags are annoying af.

fucking BASED

Imagine not being able to tell the difference between a flat woman and a boy. I guess projection is one of the only ways you can cope.

I love huge butts. I love fapping to huge butts. 2D, 3D, I don't care as long as it's fat and juicy. The bigger, the better. Huge butts and wide hips, with fat fucking thighs are the most blessed thing on the universe.
I love how huge asses bounce and jiggle when the girl walks. I love when the ass is so fat it barely even fits inside her pants, and I love when they are inside flashy yoga pants especially.
Fuck I love ass so much.

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my man

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Who here /huge butts+huge tits/?
based

I may not be able to, but I know of one who can.

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Flat yet ass phat beats soulless big tats

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>implying /ourguy/ Shapiro wouldn't destroy Poison's futa cock with his tongue and throat

Miyamoto, of course, went for the hottest option available.

Sauce me brudas

SAUCE

Nigger I don't know moon, you could probably just search milf ghost on sadpanda.

It's in the filename, newfriend

REPTILED

I think we can all agree that, regardless of your tit preference, nice hips/thighs/ass are a necessity, even if theyre not huge. Even for lolis and traps, they always have nice hips (in 2d)
Women with no hips need to be purged.

They're basically the same thing, especially the anime meme shit of the original video that you posted. That girl got meme'd so hard that people actually think she's a boy in drag, because she looks like one.

No. I'm not gay. Tits are everything.

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you're the real retard here, its a medical condition.

piss off nigger

>ITT

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cringe

This is a great size, but still not big enough to me.

2d isn't affected by gravity and doesn't age

>t. Irishman

no they can't.

Fact: Big boobs makes games better but big butts makes games masterpieces.

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can't deny

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but 2d gay sex is straight

you might be on to something

big cope

?

lol cope harder

>WAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAA THINK OF THE IMAGINARY CHILDREN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT DO THAT THATS ILLEGAL NOO POOR DRAWINGS
go back retarded moralfag, nobody wants you here.

based based BASED

tits are soul, ass is soulless

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what is the utility of flat/chestlets?

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Are these rape comics by the same artist?

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Sorry to hear about you learning disability.

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how is the manga called ? Pls help out a horny user.

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lmao stay furious

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Are you the same guy that got upset because you got called mean names?

Reminder that all flat board lovers are underage and you develop the thirst for big tits in adulthood as a mean to feed your offspring.

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stay furious

post more huge fat juicy butts

God tier anal artist

Small tits with a good ass is a great combo

Please leave.

Best post ITT

This is a good thread.

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what's the appeal of futa? Any futafag can explain? I don't hate it, I just don't get it

People that don't like big tits, small tits, and all sizes in between are really just stupid.
Shape is the only thing that matters. "UHH BIGGER" and "ew smaller!" is the type of mentality that causes people to get tons of plastic surgeries and wind up looking like Bogdanoffs or Michael Jackson.

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What's the appeal of [literally any fetish]? I don't get it.

lmao I'll take that as a yes
Why did yoh drop out of that reply chain, user? Did you get your feelings hurt?

Futa on female/shota is okay. Anything else is disgusting and degenerate.

paizuri

FART: Big bellies make a game better.

I will never not be mad.

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you didn't explain shit, why do you like a cock on a woman?

I can only speak for myself, but futa on female is just the best of both worlds. You get to see something happening to a penis, which you can imagine is your penis, without having to see a dude.
Tranny on female is not nearly the same thing. That's real life, there's no abstraction, you're actually just looking at an abomination.

Good gameplay makes a game better. Everything else is extra credit.

My cock is actually in my hand right now

elf san something

That's a literal child you disgusting incel. Get help

So, if you had this, but with a dick, would you like it?

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elf can't into diet

I obviously don't speak for everyone who's into futa, but for me it's because I'm a huge masochist who loves to be dominated by women, and there is nothing more submissive than being a cocksleeve and only cumming with your butt, not your dick, but pegging with just a strap-on doesn't do it much for me, I want to please the girl too.

Ideally it has all the important parts of heterosexual porn while providing extra tits and ass to ogle. In practice it's usually just another way for submissive men to get off to dicks.

At attraction to cocks without an attraction to men's bodies. If you wanna guess at the cause, there are a couple theories. One is that as a cock owner themselves, the futa fan understands what a cock feels like in a way you can never understand a pussy. Another is that cocks are very easy to tell if they're aroused or not, even under clothing. And another theory is that seeing a cock that isn't your triggers your primal competitive sex drive.
I personally think it's the familiarity of the genitalia on the body type you're attracted to, myself, since I see a lot of fujos into cuntboys.

My endgame is gravure vids where women of this stature jiggle around in full body shots. I am not a hard man to please.

it's hard to get right because everyone likes different things about it

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fuck off back to trannyera

No, that's disgusting.
I don't find that woman attractive in the first place, either.

I am sad that after finding the link to this vid on twitter, there's no name

I like it here and there but for the most part it's shit. Futa at it's best just takes many cute girls, gives them dicks and has them all have sex with each other. As a man it's attractive because it's 2 girls that now have everything they need to have penetration sex but without the male factor. So as compared to usually ignoring the man or having him not be shown, there's now 2 subjects to observe. Make there be size difference or have the girls' features be widely varied and it's a good mix up. The shit part of futa are the western "artists" who literally put dicks and balls on every girl regardless of whether it fits her character or not, goes into deep detail about dicks and has them fuck men or other "girls" with the exact same body type that also has a dick and balls. So pretty much for western trash it's static, focuses on the male aspect and still includes men. People who draw or enjoy western futa are unironically homosexual because they focus so heavily on the man. Nips just want cute girls to have sex with each other and giving them dicks while focusing on their female aspects accomplishes just that.

That's just for faggots like that like futa on male.
Futa on female is the real patrician fetish.

Most futafags I know of are also gay. They claim to not be gay but jack off to actual gay porn in addition to futa.
I very rarely encounter people anywhere online who like dicks but ONLY on women, even if they say that's how they are. It starts with traps and the phrase "feminine penis" and then it becomes full blown homo shit.

>You get to see something happening to a penis, which you can imagine is your penis

Aaaaaaaaaaaand you lost me. I will never understand the appeal of self-insertion fantasies.

>people who fap to penises are gay

Wow, why am I not surprised

it's a video game, so everything is allowed.
I hate how all the flatlets and incel men are against larger breasts and alluring armor.
uoguide.com/Female_Plate I wore this all the time in UO and I'm female IRL and I'm very proud of my large figure and large breasts. Flatlets will always be jealous of women like me

I sort of hear it from the other side. I talk to full blown homos who think futa is straight boy shit and say it doesn't nothing for them since it's still 95% female.

patrician

god just imagine her cucking you lads

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It's basically a more advanced strapon. Strapons are used in both lesbian porn and for pegging men. It's all about how you use it.

fuck off

The actual content is obviously less appealing for hard gays because it has women in it, my point is that liking futa makes you gay as fuck or at least unquestionably bisexual. Not straight.

If you watch straight porn, consider yourself straight, and don't self insert in some way, you're a cuck.

If the idea isn't that it's you, then you're watching someone else fuck a girl that you want to fuck.

>incel men are against larger breasts and alluring armor
the men against tiddy and tiddy plate are virtue signalling sjw types looking for social goodboy points. the incels don't want women to exist at all.

You know the rules.

It's a strapon that has feeling. I want to see a girl get penetrated, and I want to imagine my dick feeling it, and I don't want to see a male's body/face.

Never said I watched straight porn. I mostly watch solo stuff pertaining to my fetishes.

Learn English first. Then we'll talk.

Because not that many people like BE. Be happy that we got Manuy.

Hmm
Attention futa fags ITT:
Do you ever secretly jerk it to gay porn?

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Oh so you're a teenager. Explains the Reddit spacing.

Thinking you're a cuck for watching porn is a form of self inserting, you retard.

Self inserters always seen incapable of separating themselves from what they're seeing. It's to the point where they assume even the act of watching involves themselves somehow.

Nah, I'm pushing 30. I just never liked dicks in my porn because I never liked looking at another dude's dick.

No, of course not.

That's nonsense.

You are watching someone fuck a girl you want to fuck. You are a cuck.

Male bodies don't really do it for me, much prefer feminine bodies with big/large tits and just soft all over

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No, that's gay and men are fucking ugly.

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Reminder that Poison is canonically a natural born xx female.

You're using that word incorrectly and you're retarded.

I find the idea repulsive. Much like gays in general.

you are now this mad

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I'm not using the word incorrectly.
You're getting off to another man fucking a girl that you wish you could fuck. That's cuckoldry.

Post more big butts so I can jerk off please

Full pic?

He's not entirely wrong, that's kind of what straight porn presents itself as if you're not a self-inserter. Well, either that or it's kinda gay.

That's not what cuckolding is. It's specifically about your woman being unfaithful. Just wanting to fuck a woman doesn't make her "your woman." You weren't ever part of the equation. Assuming that porn is a form of cuckolding would involve the idea that she is "your woman" in some way. Guess what, idiot, you just inserted yourself into the scenario. That's a self insert.

where are the SFMs?
WHERE ARE THEY

What's life like as a pedophile? I ask not because I care, but because I want you targeted and any personal details about your life will make that targeting easier.

Not thicc enough to make my blood boil. Sony's still a piece of shit for all that bullshit, though.

You might as well ask the same question to vanilla fags. How is futa with dick different from a man? Ah yes, man is more homo gay.

male on futa is the only true patrician choice. if you dont self insert as the guy pounding a futa into a cockaddicted cumchugging buttslut for yourself you are a faggot and deserve to bite the bullet

prove me wrong, anything else ks unadulterated faggotry and you want to suck dick or get fucked by one and that IS GAY AS FUCK
>protip you cant

I'm sorry user, but you're a cuck. Call it NTR, cuckoldry, whatever- you're a cuck.

People who like anal literally have shit taste.

that IS the full pic, if you want to know who that is it's Camilla drawn by eu03

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Guys Guys, remember regardless if she is big or flat the best boobs belong to the woman you love.

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I like all feminine traits but I also like dicks and I don't like most masculine traits
I can insert as the futa in futa/female or I can insert as the male in futa/male. either way I get what I want

t. would suck a turd out of a futas ass if it it would mean they'd get fucked by one

Behold the universal truth:
Boobs are alright, but cannot redeem a flat booty
A fat ass, however, can make up for a flat chest
Therefore, ass > tits

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videogames

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more

No, because anal is disgusting, and futa on male is disgusting. You're a degenerate and you're turned on by actual filth.

But I only love girls with huge tits.

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No you are in fact using it incorrectly. For someone to be a cuckhold there needs to be a preexisting relationship between the people involved. For example the cuckhold is married to a girl, then she has sex with another guy, the cuckhold then witnesses such an event and enjoys it or otherwise permits it. Some cuckholds may even openly request that their female partner has sex with other men instead of them. That's how it's properly used, to refer to the people who have such a fetish. Using it to refer to any male that wants to have sex with a girl but another male is doing so instead isn't being a cuck, especially not while watching porn because there is no relationship between the parties. It's a common misuse of the word because people don't really understand what it's referring to. Google it if you think I'm wrong.

I love this butt in particular

I might as well replay If right fucking now for Camilla nee-san.

okay faggot retard go suck a dick
baka
>he wouldnt stir up a futa/dickgirls ass till she came buckets all over herself.

homo

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>born flat chested
>have to get surgery if you want to do something about it
>born with a flat ass
>eat good and do squats

Is the English version of Destiny Child worth it?

>liking butts is homo
project harder faggot

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>all that areola slip
Koreans are 100/100. japshits can't even compete.

You sure seem to be into the whole cuckolding thing, user.
You like watching other guys pleasure themselves.

>A fat ass, however, can make up for a flat chest
WRONG

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And you are unironically sexist. Not the ironic kind of sexist that thinks women are dumb sometimes and shouldn't have as much influence. You're the kind of primitive chauvinist that actually sees women as subhuman, as property to be owned and commanded a man, a man you probably view yourself to be.

Everybody who replies to this post does do so in secret, they'd never admit it even anonymously, though, to preserve their self identity.

that isn't Destiny Child but yes

bibeo gaems

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>baka
Kill yoursef.

That's some conspiracy theory shit you got going on a board of degenerates who would admit to anything short of murder.

post more feet

Oh, which one is it?

kill yourself newshit

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I gotta get my dick out

>sexist
lmfao
How did you even get here? Kill yourself, Tumblrite.

I don't even watch porn. Also I'm not taking issue with your argument, just the misuse of the word. Just trying to help you out because I'm not sure if you're deliberately misusing it or genuinely don't know any better.

fat tits and ass are good and all, but there is no substitution for wide hips and a full bush

touho is videogame

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Is this real, the text looks weird?

Been here since 2006, dumb faggot.
Your posts are cringeworthy and you have a shit fetish.

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People can't even share a genuine opinion on this hellsite without masking it through a thin vineer of potential irony, they're not going to concede an admission that fundamentally challenges their own self identified heterosexuality, because they are in denial of that admission.

patchy is a fucking fatass

Wide hips and a fat ass are complimentary though. One is incomplete without the other.

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Yup

now.............

post the rest............

yeah

>Been here since 2006,
sure thing bud, baka is a fucking filter, it filters the nigger speak.
s m h = baka.

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>I don't even watch porn
Oh, so you're one of those full on chastity cucks? You like it if she doesn't even allow you to cum and makes you watch.
That's pretty fucked up, dude.

I'm a tits guy and I love em big, not too huge but big. But bodies like this are right up my alley as well

>t. low income urban music enthusiast

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boys fight over tits and butts, patrician prefer armpits.

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>full bush
I was on board until this. Full bush has its appeal, and in theory theres nothing wrong with it, but catching pubes in your eyes gets old

I've tried to love girls with small chests. I really have. I've been with a lot of them. It only made me realize that it's not worth it. I can't truly love them.

>PS4
>lewd game
hmmmm

In your mind, how did you imagine this being received? Whether you were using Twitterspeak or Gaiaspeak, you are being a cringeworthy faggot.
Therefore, kill yourself.

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Cute girl fucking another cute girl. At least that's my observation for futa x girl

oh my

People that like armpits are just tit lovers that are confused.

it's not idk why i tagged u im sorry bratha
its fucking filtered

>DUDE WHAT ABOUT CUNNILINGUS LMAO
every time

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What does that change, retard?

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Friendly reminder that tits are a fake ass, and only retards need them big.

Small tits and a big butt with very wide hips is of course the best body type, but barely-pubescent children itt will not be able to comprehend this for years, some perhaps never.

>being flat niggers

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FUCK I need to jerk myself off with patchy's fat fucking asscheeks

The April Fools joke was made 5 years ago. The concept of Snoy isn't even a year old.

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artist name?

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Absolutely Patrician

>conscious

big arrest yourself

Cuckolding as a fetish is a very niche and specific situation in which the woman you are in a relationship with is unfaithful. This highly specific definition isn't very convenient and therefore not very common in usage.
NTR is what cuckolding is in common parlance. NTR does not necessitate a pre-existing relationship or you to get off to the third party adultery. Watching a girl whom you want to fuck get fucked by some other guy is NTR. Your girlfriend being unfaithful whether with your knowledge or behind your back is NTR. Any situation which can be contextualized as a thing you desire being taken by somebody else can be compared to NTR and therefore colloquially described as cuckoldry depending on the severity of the event.
This is all clearly observable when you just THINK about the usage of the term, you linguistic prescriptivist retards need to fuck off.

Also if you watch straight pornography and do not self-insert as the man, you're either a voyeur or a cuckold and there is no in-between due to the wide situational coverage of those terms.

gentlemen, gentlemen, i think we can all agree that very wide hips and heavy breasts do, in fact, constitute the best combination. why, pray, should any aspect of the female form be compromised?

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has it really only been 1 year since they started censoring shit?

Lets bring this back around to video games
What are some games WITH big boobs?

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I think I've saved this and the other 10/10 Anne feet pic like 10x each already.

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hmm what about this.

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>this is a 10/10 for footfags
gwoss

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Because small breasts accentuate the volume of the butt further, son.

Big tits. No arms

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post more so I can nut

Nintendo made me an ass man

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>Nintendo made me an ass man
Assmen made Nintendo to begin with.

got you covered

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based
ultra based

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Looking it up, Omega Labyrinth Z's English release was cancelled in late June, which was more or less ground zero for the current outrage at Sony's policies. Maybe not the first instance but it was the one that caught peoples' attention.

Flat < Fat = thickfat

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I like how even if it is a soles focused pic they got the nails good too

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plump girls are also cute

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he's really good at drawing cute feet

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i want to cum on nozomi

Leave my cute daughter alone

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it literally takes one time for you to be over it

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Because the lovelies out here don't have a girl to call their own.
And that's a shame, because I think all of you deserve to have a girl that is kind to you.

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indeed, they are so fappable

oh my, I can't hold with stuff like this

>FACT: You're the average Yea Forums poster
Next you're gonna tell me the sky is blue.

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